1-800-VTUBER-HELP HOTLINE

[@damablez6461]

Call the dizzler today!

[@Clown_the_Clown]

Somebody ring the Dizzler?

[@storba3860]

Sticking out your gyatt for the Dizzler.

[@Vedues]

I hired Dizzy and woke up in a bathtub with both kidneys missing. 10/10, would hire again.

[@Nambark]

you lack the Kidneys to hire again!! Next please!

[@acrab6527]

It's your only chance to get your kidneys back after all

[@trashjash]

But can I hire Dizzy to be my wife? Asking for a frie... No, no, I'm asking for me. I may not know a lick about digimon and that disqualifies me, but it's worth a shot. Blue hag love.

[@Angelo.A.J]

"Does she want one ?" 😳😳😳

[@longbeing]

Hide your dads

[@camilo9192]

Y-yes?

[@softlyspoken4503]

She only just got out of her side job, now she is looking for another. Typical Dizzy

[@OlivariusGuy]

She took my money and ran 10/10 would hire again

[@Ghardyne]

Hired Dizzy to manage my wife. I'm divorced now and live inside an internet cafe. 10/10, would hire again

[@sharqyEJ]

finally some professional wrangling services

[@flashtirade]

_She can't help them, but she can make them worse._ _Call now!_

[@Alucard65535]

I hired Dizzy. She just looked at me, sighed, and walked away. 10/10 would hire Dizzy again.

[@hoggo3789]

Short-form Dizzy content! Let's frickin goooooo

[@HZBLH]

This is probably the first Dizzy video that didn't give me a profound sense of grief and sadness for the rest of the day😮

[@spk1121]

Hooray...? 😬👍

[@thebestbadness420k6]

This feels like a commercial I would see on tv while running a 103° temperature

[@Blinktalent]

We'll experience the heat death of the universe and she'll still be hunting down that art draft. That's just how dedicated she is!

[@happygimly6061]

Dizzy needs these side gigs Sakana. Being mentally unwell isn't cheap.

[@Chris-P.]

Finally, a much needed service by someone you can trust to get the job done. 10/10

[@INSAne_DrUNkard]

Head empty, booking now.

[@ariainthemirror8470]

I love Dizzy’s sense of humor

[@BlueLoveYT]

She's the entire package

[@v4rr0lot3k6]

That's just what the Dizzler does, baby!

[@KeirnothVT]

0:20 Pretty sure the correct question is does your oshii have a *father*, yes?

[@m14wolf]

This is Perfect in so many ways

[@PunpunRen]

I want to put Lia on the line I'm worried about her mental health Dizzy

[@PenguinCommando5278]

Got my problem fixed but had to buy 10 cases of coffee as payment, 10/10 would recommend

[@jinkourai4074]

Amazing ad for yourself Dizzy.

[@GarrettFruge]

"Remember, viewers, it's not abuse if it's done under the guise of love and guidance." 🤣

[@keystrix3704]

You're hired! I'll need my gutters cleaned by tomorrow. No, I will not provide equipment.

[@XenoKnightAlpha]

Twice the M, twice the D. She's MMDD, Dizzy Dokuro-Mercenary Manager.

[@gaminghistory8945]

Can I call just to hear Dizzy?

[@Fubuki-gun]

Dizzy has the experience you need to succeed (she is *also* a crazy person)

[@SheffiTB]

I very much appreciate showing Shiina for "is your oshi mentally unstable?" Personally I think she's not even in the top 5 most mentally unstable phase connect talents, but the others almost feel like low-hanging fruit.

[@Rogue-a-Pogue]

Which fruit hangs lower, the lemon or the apple?

[@destitution25]

​@@Rogue-a-Poguethe apple, without question

[@XelvorasKakokamaeculi]

@@Rogue-a-Pogue Is the Lemon even in the top 5 though? I feel there are more unstable candidates

[@darknessml6145]

​@@Rogue-a-Poguethe dog. not the one made out of light.... no not the gambling one either.... yea yeah, the royal one, that one!

[@spk1121]

​@@XelvorasKakokamaeculi: Agreed. I would say Rie, Eimi, Lia, Clara, and Dizzy, in that order, though Lia and Clara could arguably be switched. Lumi has some instability, but not as much as those five, she's more silliness than anything. Heck, Pippa would come well before Lumi. For anyone who might be inclined to argue, I direct you to any episode of #MoonshineAnimations featuring Pippa.

[@GamerMcBaggin]

Love and Guidance!

[@ridleythestrange]

I just called Wan "800 Vtuber" and now he's looking at me funny...

[@ChudBoulder]

So THIS is why you quit your day job! Makes sense.

[@PsychoRavager]

THIS IS SO GOOD. I CANNOT!

[@beardedmountain4893]

Every day dizzy gets closer and closer to taking over all my Oshi spots.

[@mllhild]

Thats certainly something I need.

[@Chickenbowser]

0:26 yes, I'd to hire you for 20 of those. Who? The rabbit in example picture.

[@zenzizenzizenzicc]

i WILL be calling

[@Merovign]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes, but I don't see why I would want it to change.

[@procow2274]

Last time i hired them I lost my udders 🐄😿

[@yangwendi]

love it!

[@KL-ed4fq]

What a steal calling rn!

[@IconOfSin24148]

Okay but now the big question - who manages the manager?

[@alj4259]

I used her services to organize mi kid's quincenera. That's one less mouth to feed! 10 out of ten!

[@AdrianCruz_]

0:18 ayo Dizzler on the prowl

[@Ploxxord]

YES! YES! and YES!

[@jeremiahfix5529]

Sakana: -.- “this better just be a joke dizzy” 🤣

[@redshipley]

I hired Dizzy Dokuro to talk to my oshi. Now not only will she remember my name, I also have a restraining order and on three different watch lists. Thanks 1-800-VTUBER-HELP!! 👍

[@RaydeusMX]

Hire her Sakana!

[@user-ql3ud5gn9g]

I guess Dizzy really miss her job as a manager .. she is so reliable, she can manage your life . . .

[@Herrikias]

Dizzy knows how to survive in the inhospitable jungles of suburban Canada since she's watched the Digimon cartoon. Multiple times.

[@ChronicallyUnlucky]

Another Kino Dizzler production

[@whalecrown]

well Dizzy i called the hotline doesnt work, some lady kept talking on and on about Pandas 🐼

[@potatocancer1125]

This is peak

[@Zero-ry2rc]

Thanks to Dr Dizzler Studbug. My vtubers are now working round the clock with a smile on their faces and high doses of meth in the veins.

[@Bitterblack1]

Could you please save Wemi?

[@silentnight3192]

Moonlight?

[@Citrus_El_Thrust]

0:18 Dizzy, there are better ways to get a child. You can't just adopt a VTuber

[@RaiosSephi]

Don't think you can't help "The Menace" Uwu Apple Princess, Dizzy.

[@Lilmspopkornman111]

Do you offer discounts or package deals?

[@IconOfSin24148]

Dizzy, how did you know I wanted Liamama How much to get started ;_; Yes I know I'll probably not wake up one morning, in a pool of my own blood, but that's fine.

[@RolyPolyGames]

Not doomscrolling on twitter would be a good help. As well as finding a few 3D modelers

[@ecreator3891]

“Wanna make your Oshi a mother?”

[@FGB1201]

i want this services today!!!

[@deadinside2342]

Like actual consultation?

[@karenstarr]

I need to save this number.

[@miller42]

We're so back.

[@MistaBrandoVA]

I love these goofy shitposts Dizzy lol

[@lukasludwik9408]

Are u okay Dizzy?

[@winchcable2282]

I called and it’s just the nijisanji-en front desk.

[@raisttlyn]

Sold

[@rinslittlesheepling1652]

But the real question is, who we gonna call to fertilize these bug eggs finally?

[@Kotazumaa]

God, i love being scammed

[@ernest9868]

man, Lia's mom

[@WheatDos]

Does the service comes with a encyclopedic knowledge of Digimon?

[@jondrew4283]

Hi😊

[@Archedgar]

I like Dizzy, but I think it would be questionable judgment to hire a manager considering her track record. /cough

[@darknessml6145]

I love evil women!!!!!

[@erikjimenez8671]

I’ll buy that for a dollar

[@crestfallenhussar895]

I don't like the energy in how she asked if they you want a mother.

[@Mondoness]

But who was phone?

[@RambleOn07]

Dizzy! I have a challenge! Fix Mikeneko.

[@balljointedmercenary]

Terrible advice for a nominal fee? I'll take twenty.

[@TheDaidai05]

One of these days, I'll learn digimon for you. Not today though.

[@Kamu_Subarashi]

whatever is wrong with my oshi is way better

[@norad_clips]

Excellent stuff!

[@voidpunch1324]

😀

[@lemo2015]

Kino

[@seeker2297]

Lol

[@ExpensiveBadger]

How much to hire Dizzy to beat up Dizzy?

[@toddnaevestad3322]

I was wondering how we'd call to get those things done for Dizzy, but then I remember she's had some...intense meetings with Urara already, so it'll work out.

[@mmpsp693]

😂

[@ToXaWo]

sneed

[@AshersAesera]

"Does she want one" ... What if we want one? Can we hire you anyways?

[@revolver6452]

I can guarantee she's the best around!

[@Clown_the_Clown]

Mommy 😭😭😭

[@nyogtheeldritchgentleman]

0:23 Life without Christ is a life that has not been lived. Lucifer will offer you a delicious life, but like with all things he touches they will turn sour. Please be careful with whose name you invoke Dizzy.

[@Hemoplapher]

I would like to refer dizzy dokuro to your service

[@braveagentg]

[@JoeK627]