1 Billion Lions VS 1 of Every Pokemon

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[@WolfeyVGC]

I'm really proud of this wideo, so I hope you like how it turned out! This is my first time doing scripted content - let me know if you like this style, it's not something I'll use as default ever but it might be good to sprinkle in content like this here and there. Edited by Uzi: twitter.com/TheUzigunner Intro by Gio: twitter.com/the_one_gio

[@WishedWash]

And we're also very proud wolfe

[@Lyrahd]

We'll always be proud of you Mr. Glicke!

[@travishoupt3127]

Gen 5 Lando-t OU

[@Dr.J42]

This is great...

[@oatmealmix]

I like the style alot, if u sprinkle this in every week I might actually be less bored lmao

[@ikarainijirai4285]

The Pokémon can just strike the lions at night because everyone knows that the lion sleeps tonight

[@catfroth]

underrated comment

[@cynniethia]

underrated comment

[@Luingi]

Give them a 5 hour energy

[@projectgarchomp2380]

How the tables turn

[@cristianwithnoh2951]

Lmao

[@GermanKinsmen]

Wolfey: "We're not using the Pokedex, that'd be ridiculous". Kyogre: Fucking floods the entire universe three times over with the help of fairies and monkeys.

[@SCP_Void_7274]

Seems 'bout right.

[@Kolitj]

disclaimer: Lions can swim

[@syweb2]

@@Kolitj For how long? Assuming the sudden appearance of water doesn't crush them.

[@blankblank1661]

@@Kolitj He can just summon the water above them, water off that size and height can crush cars. Also, normal floods can tear down houses.

[@brettvandermeer5297]

@@Kolitj reclaimer: not forever

[@WallOfGaming]

The lions - ok we've defeated every single pokemon except one Kingambit- and i took that personally

[@BEEEES]

Basculegion and houndstone just running around hitting everything with 50000 power last respects.

[@Kingambit7]

​@@BEEEESBasculegion can learn last respects?

[@BEEEES]

@@Kingambit7 yup, but it's an egg move so you need to put a basculegion with a mirror herb and an open move slot in a picnic with a houndstone that knows last respects for it to actually be able to use the move.

[@Kingambit7]

@@BEEEES Awesome! I've got to do that!

[@josecorzo5517]

*uses snarl*

[@davidanderegg1232]

The poetry of Kyogre being both the optimal choice from game mechanics side and cannonically 100% capable of drowning a billion lions at once is truely beautiful.

[@josecorzo5517]

Groudon be like: Sorry bro, but my super duper sun is active and you cannot attack Wait, they didn't have items

[@BurakkuHishou]

I mean Groudon is also a doomsday scenario for them. Making the sun hot enough to evaporate the oceans has got to be terrible for anything living on land and not having shelter. Especially beings with fur coats. If the lions survived that, they'd be lethargic as heck

[@davidanderegg1232]

@@BurakkuHishou yeah hes much more debatable though. One of the best arguments for the lions is that they kill the pokemon in 5 minutes. Kyogre's water stops that in its tracks but Groudon's heat wave hasn't really shown to be that quick. Maybe lava stops them but lion bridge over it honestly isn't unrealistic unlike the ladder.

[@BurakkuHishou]

@davidanderegg1232 I mean, assuming lions are still acting as their natural selves...anything team work based or sacrificial based is unrealistic.

[@davidanderegg1232]

@@BurakkuHishou have you heard their arguments? Realisms long out the window. But them piling on lava til one gets over isn’t that unrealistic

[@twitchyb9950]

So basically, Kyogre floods the planet with the help of Clefairy and the lions all drown and then Smeargle and Oranguru are like “that was sick bro! Do it again!”

[@tinkerermelon6599]

Now I'm just imagining Smeargle and Oranguru like Supa Hot Fire's hype men xD

[@scootergang8326]

Uhyeah I'll fucken do it again

[@daffycuh2931]

Bruh 1k likes and 4 replies

[@glarbo3965]

Lions will form a raft

[@minezenki1436]

@@glarbo3965 and when they do the pokemon would just do it again

[@INTERNAL_REVENUE_SERVICE]

My favorite part about this whole argument is the claim that “pokemon wouldn’t be able to work together because they need a trainer they’d just kill each other” and then turn around and insinuate that lions are smart enough to make a giant ball/ladder

[@ianalbertobarrientosfortin6713]

wait till they learn about psychic pokemon

[@RandomPerson-gf6gd]

@@ianalbertobarrientosfortin6713 Alakazam with 5,000 IQ and ability to communicate with psychically

[@boosterboo6795]

@@RandomPerson-gf6gd Mewtwo was able to control pokemon I believe.

[@RandomPerson-gf6gd]

@@boosterboo6795 yeah

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodfa7538]

fair argument, but a billion is a lot.

[@almightycinder]

I still like the idea of magcargo just slowly crawling towards the lions and they all burst into flames when they're like 30 feet away. Just slowly gets closer and one by one, they just explode.

[@fantasticube]

How come I imagined that too lol. Probably a bit more than 30 feet away though. I would imagine Magcargo would burn them all before it even started

[@cuanchulainn]

For once, you are not the target of the death snail

[@Luke_Sah]

I like the idea of the lions bumrushing 998 Pokemon, until finally there is a single Pidgey floating high above the field, it's wings slowly giving out. Below it, a billion lions circle one very scared Gardevoir...

[@memelescream4796]

Black hole time heehoo ​@@Luke_Sah

[@lorentzo8554]

Now the real question is, how many lions would it take to beat 1 of every Pokémon

[@togoplays101]

Yes

[@dr.doofenshmirtz6922]

the real question isnt a question becuase spread moves hit ALL targets so even if there was infinite the lions would still die

[@subtodicerat8305]

they would all die to universe compression before even existing for a seond@@dr.doofenshmirtz6922

[@romnknight8805]

Bite

[@Bananabread68t9]

There's no number since Arceus would just delete them all

[@Aidenkun64]

The real question is if 1 billion lions could even scratch a single Shedinja

[@raulthetorchic7324]

ASKING THE TRUE QUESTIONS HERE

[@GreatDG]

They definitely have crunch/bite

[@sumansaxena2277]

@@GreatDG follow me walls : *exist*

[@darkwisp7434]

@@GreatDG F

[@pikasoury]

No because scratch is a normal type move

[@nathanielandre2568]

Kyogre: " You did well to survive that attack. *What will you do about the second one?* "

[@yingames275]

2 TSUNAMI If Survived 4 TSUNAMI if still not dead somehow 8 TSUNAMI alr this is impossible if their still not dead but 16 TSUNAMI

[@Bakadono7525]

I'm pretty sure we are talking a big enough Tsuami to more than wipe out the Earth

[@zacharyjennings8218]

Lol idk if it was your intention but, I read that clear as day in Madaras voice lol

[@Xevil1]

I guess Kyogre is Madara now

[@familydepaola3457]

Didnt know the lions were onoki

[@josecorzo5517]

A billion lions: somehow survive* Groudon: it's my turn to play bro *uses earthquake

[@funnyskeleton94]

lion shelter

[@jackarnold5834]

I love the idea of all these Pokemon getting together and scheming on how to f*ck up some lions

[@thesharkcatbros5325]

That one Pokémon with storm drain: *”I’m helping”*

[@rhymeswithmoose228]

I know this is probably ironic, but just in case, other pokemon could use entrainment, nullifying bad abilities.

[@grunkleg.3110]

No Pokémon in the game can only have Storm Drain as their Ability. Even then, you could always use something like Boomburst or Eruption instead

[@laserbeacon6715]

Gastrodon cries in the corner. Can't run away from lion

[@raulnb]

Weezing: let me introduce myself

[@raulnb]

(With neutralizing gas)

[@shivertooth9133]

Kyogre: _uses Water Spout_ Oranguru: *"DO IT AGAIN."* Kyogre: _uses Water Spout again_ Smeargle: *"DO IT AGAIN."* Lions: _BRUH_

[@Panda10million]

Ditto and mew: *heavy breathing*

[@gacharandom6087]

@@Panda10million RIGHT! they could transform into Oraguru and Smeargle and just make Kyogre... DO IT AGAIN

[@gg_ez69lol63]

@@gacharandom6087 or they could transform into kyogre and have 3 water spouts

[@froggers8945]

@@gg_ez69lol63 but those would only be able to do one water spout, they wouldn’t copy or anything plus no stat boosts for helping hand

[@gg_ez69lol63]

@@froggers8945 transformed pokemon have 5 pp on moves lol

[@Bird-up]

Alright, with all of this said and done; I really want to see an animation of all of this setup used to take down these lions. It'd be so much work, but be honest it'd be cool as hell seeing every trainer order their one pokémon and having Kyogre deliver the finishing blow

[@erikonthefloor]

Epic Battle Simulator?

[@Timme]

I think the funniest thing about this discussion is imagining what atrocities the pokemon could do to the lions if we go by lore/pokedex entries

[@Ayush-kc2vx]

Rayquzay be like guys can just get off the plant and let me mega evo and destroy this plant?

[@Ayush-kc2vx]

Meanwhile necrozoma be like:- let's cook them. Uses Z-move light that burns the sky

[@diogoalves9284]

If you go by pokedex any pokemon that is besides victini can never lose a battle, so somehow a magikarp with a victini can defeat a billion lions

[@Ayush-kc2vx]

@@diogoalves9284 even without using pokedex there is no way real life animals can stand up to Pokemons. What are you gonna do if dragon types started raining meteors? Or fire type start using eruption?

[@TomMKW]

That one Pyroar fighting on the side of the pokemon watching his entire species being obliterated into extinction be like: :')

[@sokka780]

This comment deserves more attention

[@pcu9284]

they are not even extint, they got deleted

[@roaringthunder115]

Lol

[@Alpha-sCat]

Lol

[@b-17theflyingfortress]

@@pcu9284 When extinction isn't enough to describe such sad fate.

[@Leon-pg3qt]

As a “a billion lions is a lot of lions” supporter. I could tell as soon as he said “307 pokemon learn helping hand” that I was wrong

[@highcard6296]

I was on the side of the lions until this day, when World Champ Wolfey created a turn 1 battle plan of ultimate lion destruction

[@najee_eee]

@@highcard6296 good that you now see the light

[@Kenshin73747]

@@postboy2242 ultra necrozma : slaughter who called

[@Superbug-tf8zy]

@@highcard6296 Sadly, thats impossible, allow me to explain. You can't have 307 pokemons fight at once. Only 6.

[@lemonydime4137]

@@Superbug-tf8zy 1 billion lions wouldn't cooperate either. If anything the lions would be fighting each other for territory as well as leadership. Pokemon would barely have to get involved.

[@txty510]

"Kingambit has gained strength from the fallen"

[@ethanwallis5678]

lmao

[@durpydoo2555]

so basically, with anime logic yveltal turns them all to stone, with game logic they all get obliterated by kyogre, and with pokedex logic there are some pokemon they literally can't kill like yveltal and magcargo (bc it's much hotter than thee surface of the sun and the lions will instantly die from going near it)

[@waitingfortheequinnox]

And lion logic isn’t logical

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@waitingfortheequinnoxor screws them over

[@loserssuite]

lion mirror coat:

[@Flexer_Nation]

Don't forget Jirachi who can just wish for all the lions to be dead.

[@loserssuite]

@@Flexer_Nation lion wonder guard:

[@Mudkep_]

Groudon: "Did we do it?" Rayquaza: "Yes" Groudon: "What did it cost?" Rayquaza: "Your brother probably being dead due to the sheer roids every pokemon gave him"

[@lordspagetti9261]

groudon:Yay now I can make the entire earth full of land and volcanos and there wont be any water

[@lvlHive]

Groudon: "Did we do it?" Rayquaza: "Yes" Groudon: "What did it cost?" Kyogre: "What do you mean WE"

[@AlexanderRM1000]

I was about to say "every pokemon except Kyogre and the ones with Water Absorb" but then realized Wide Guard defends them all against even allied spread moves (I assume?) so they're fine.

[@trevaacin5699]

@@AlexanderRM1000 that wasn't even a concern anyways, since unlike surf, water spout doesn't hit allies

[@yummynubs3646]

@@lordspagetti9261 Rayquaza: *slaps groudon* no bad Groudon: but why not? Rayquaza: we need to keep the 7/10 meme alive

[@gold_phantom__5402]

Wolfey with professional editors is too powerful

[@slick_rickgaming1102]

When you give an already good Pokemon a mega form

[@WishMakers]

this was a perfect idea

[@alexemp6201]

A power that goes even further than wolfey's plot armor against cybertron

[@ronnycrawf2441]

@@slick_rickgaming1102 Salamence

[@bluesandshrew1]

@@slick_rickgaming1102 didnt work too good with garchomp but still yes in this case

[@Grafton_Monster]

*the 4 billion unique spinda in my garage* :Am I a joke to you?

[@generalfrag9816]

Lol omg this is hilarious. Although he did say excluding different forms.

[@Gwendalyn777]

I’ve never even played Pokémon games why am I so invested in this

[@ray_0147]

Just imagine how long it would take to wait for INTIMIDATE to take effect on each of them.

[@azurezephy5819]

not to mention that it would happen multiple times, Jesus, the lions would die of old age before the slaughter would begin

[@bubbaloobub3592]

It would literally take 30 years

[@tobymacdonald5893]

assuming the animation takes 5 seconds that would take 158 years lmao

[@Lechampion3]

Dude i think the lions and some pokemon would have intimidate

[@scrhh]

intimidation takes about 2 seconds in gen 6 and after, there are 32 pokemon that can have intimidate, provided that all pokemon in one evolution line can be included at the same time. there are 1 billion lions, so intimidate will be done 32 billion times. if every pokemon that can learn intimidate actually has intimidate, it would take 64 billion seconds / 740,740.74 days / 2,028.04 years

[@queendedede2896]

This guy just taught us how important set-up moves are

[@NinjaTyler]

Fucking right?

[@thexp905]

Well... If you've ever done any form of competitive battling, you would know that Setting up is a big importance. You have trick room setups, Mimikyu sweeps, Mould Breaker counter, you have Shuckle, Entry traps, Shadow tag, trapping moves, just to name a few.

[@gabrieljohnson1118]

Real

[@phhsdj]

Yepppp

[@zama273]

Imagine if he used primal kyogre

[@matroqueta6825]

Me: If the pokemon are allowed to hold items, so are the lions, every lion can hold a focus band. Statistically 10% of the lions will survive resulting in an average of a hundred million lions after one water spout. After three water spouts thanks to instruct, the average lion count is reduced to one million lions, which is still sufficient to KO every remaining pokemon. Wolfey: Magic room.

[@adamhogan5442]

Then kyogre runs kings rock and flinches them

[@Dani.G_German]

I never could fathom why this was even a debate when Pokémon can literally manipulate tectonic plates and cause earthquakes

[@helgahasibuan8457]

True

[@banjokazooie5431]

"Let's ignore the pokedex because its literally impossible and super exaggerated" *constructs a set up that has enough power to destroy all life in the universe in 1 hit*

[@lucafornataro3752]

...3 times over

[@_Megans_]

lol

[@arandominternetuser4507]

This whole argument is literally impossible and super exaggerated.

[@TMega5612]

I mean using the games' lore Palkia, Dialga, Giratina, and Arceus can all do that independently.

[@banjokazooie5431]

@@TMega5612 True, but he said he wasnt going to use the lore to avoid a situation like this. But somehow we ended up in a situation like this anyways. Its just kind of ironic

[@toffeentea6064]

It’s good to know that we haven’t lost the intro. If we did, he’d no longer be a real youtubist.

[@HazeEmry]

Real youtubist always has intros, every intro is a work of art

[@glitcheed3192]

YouTubist?

[@axlr8deathpls294]

@@glitcheed3192 uncultured swine (don't get offended it's a joke of wolfey intentionally having bad pronunciations of certain words, this is why he pronounces youtubers as youtubists and video as wideo also having horrendous pokemon pronunciations like arca-ni-ne unlike arca-nine)

[@wildblack1]

To bad he doesn't do this anymore

[@Mewmew1-2]

Wake up a Jirachi and wish for all the lions to disappear.

[@MereImitation]

What I like about this is that due to the nature of spread moves, the lions are screwed no matter how many there are. Whether it’s 1 lion, 1 billion, or 1 octillion the outcome is the same.

[@itsArridian]

One infinity

[@Ausar_Zuorsara]

@@itsArridian infinitylion

[@KoenvMeijel]

lion stans please note, this wasn't even kyogre's primal form

[@austinwilding1602]

@@grunkleg.3110 Magic Room was used in this scenario though, so Primal Kyogre does do more damage

[@goggles8691]

@@austinwilding1602 does primal kyogre activate if items don't?

[@echo-rose]

@@goggles8691 It does indeed. There are restrictions to what Magic Room is able to turn off, and among the items it cannot disable are the Primal Reversion orbs, Mega Stones, and Z Crystals.

[@austinwilding1602]

@@echo-rose Additionally, Primal Kyogre would go through its primal reversion before magic room ever went up, because it activates as kyogre hits the battlefield, so even if magic room stopped blue orb from activating, it wouldn't apply in this scenario.

[@echo-rose]

@@austinwilding1602 very true :3

[@skycastrum5803]

First thoughts: There are pokemon that can fly and have range. What are lions gonna do? Wolfe: Proceeds to explain how Kyogre is going to 1-shot all lions in one turn.

[@jaschabull2365]

I mean, yeah, it's a point that rayquaza could probably just camp in the sky. Well, I guess it couldn't if we're talking game mechanics, but still, it's something to consider.

[@bruv7521]

According to the Lion's appreciators, lion ladders

[@jaschabull2365]

@@bruv7521 Nah, lion ladders tend to be unstable and collapse onto hornbills. Wait, that's rhino/elephant/hippo/giraffe/antelope/anteater/ostrich/lion ladders.

[@skycastrum5803]

Lion ladders is perfect for the pokemon. Bunch as many lions as possible together, probably have a good number taken out from their own weight. Meanwhile, the flyers will use the miraculous 200IQ move of not staying in one spot. On the other hand, the lions might have Scar on their side. He could use his earth bending powers to move the ground closer to the flying pokemon.

[@jaschabull2365]

@@skycastrum5803 Since when is Scar Toph Beifong?

[@josiahnava9779]

Thank you for finally answering this plaguing question, it has torn my family in little pieces, my friends won't talk to me and the world has shunned me. Now after years, I am finally let back in to society and am now a peace, so thank you.

[@guts60]

I always found this debate dumb, until it became a joke. Then I loved it. Because there are a few people who take this seriously and believe that the lions can win, let alone live. There is a magma snail hotter than the sun; literal gods of time, space, dimension, and also _the_ God; a waifumon that can summon black holes at will; and an undead bug that the lions wouldn’t even be able to damage

[@sinteleon]

not really true on the last part, struggle would still hit through wonder guard.

[@guts60]

@@sinteleon I am assuming that lions do not have magical powers, thus anything they do is considered “normal”. Even an action like biting, which is a dark type move that would work against Shedinja, is “normal” because there is no magic behind it. And “normal”, be it the type or just existing as a regular state, cannot damage Shedinja. It is both the action and the fact that Pokémon are magical creatures that give moves their types. For example, what makes bite different from bug bite, thus permitting different typings? It’s used by a bug type Pokémon, of course! So then why doesn’t “bite” become bug bite when used by a bug type Pokémon? Because although some qualifications were fulfilled, you still need the magic aspect. A regular lion, backed into a corner, desperately struggling does not mean he is suddenly using a bug type move. He is a lion, lacking entirely in magic. There his struggling is a regular state of struggling, “normal”, and not the magic “normal” energy nor the magic “bug” energy. I probably could have said this in a way simpler way, but basically the TL;DR is that regular Earth lions from our universe possess zero magical abilities and thus cannot apply Pokémon types to their actions such as “biting” or “struggling”

[@sinteleon]

@@guts60 struggle isn't bug type, it's typeless, and bypasses most typing checks, including wonder guard. It's literally used when there is no other moves available to be used (aka no more of this magic thing you count as moves), which in this case, counts. If anything, if we go by your logic, regular normal type moves are still magic, and anything the lion does would fall into the same category as struggle, because it by definition is used when there is no more magic left. (and yes, normal type moves should be considered magic, like hyper beam and leer whatnot)

[@guts60]

@@sinteleon YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. Oh my god, I was thinking of “struggle bug”. All these years of pokemon, I feel like a moron. I am sorry

[@STB4G]

Solgaleo: *slowly switches sides while arceus deletes the lions*

[@SPM_Zsaws]

I'm sad over the fact that this comment has less than 2k likes

[@iliketosaytruecomments3326]

Noice likes

[@xarci7367]

Cement

[@AusterLiteax]

Pyroar:Oh shit

[@pidgey3734]

litleo: eh... eheh... *runs away*

[@EverestBlizzard]

"1 Billion is a lot of lions bro!" Wolfey: "Yeah, 1.96*10^64 is a lot of damage"

[@idiosyncraticlawyer3400]

Clear

[@RandomMf_2]

True

[@S1mnsa]

Yeah

[@Warden_Ingo]

Yes

[@theanti-baloon716]

bro what are lions supposo to do if LITTERLY Any flying legendary shows up or ANY GHOST TYPE becuase the lions are normal type

[@BubMarch]

Arceus, Yveltal, EVERY GHOST TYPE, ALMOST ALL FLYING TYPES, and Regigigas aren’t even scared

[@ultimateabsol1268]

“What about the lion ladder?” “If the lions were on the ladder they’d be stuck in Pokéball tier” Underrated joke lmao

[@TomAmit42]

can anyone explain that particular joke to me?

[@trunks4435]

@@TomAmit42 pokeball tier is the lowest ladder tier in competitive pokemon (the game).

[@TomAmit42]

@@trunks4435 oh so it's mostly just a word-play, yes?

[@trunks4435]

@@TomAmit42 yeah I guess you can say that

[@DoctorPhileasFragg]

@@trunks4435 Oh whoops, I thought the joke was that the higher up you go on the ladder the fewer there are at maximum effectiveness.

[@jvacar]

"307 Pokemon learn helping hand" is the only statement needed. It does Adventure Capitalist Money Damage.

[@thewordsmith7364]

Adventure Capitalist Money is a phrase i need to use

[@C4lmaria]

If you consider a regular pokemon needs a 75 base power to kill one single lion, since it's super effective, raising it's power to 150, that means the same regular pokemon would need 150000000000 power to kill 1 billion of them off of any spread move. To achieve that result, we would only need to gather 36/38 pokémon intelligent enough to cast helping hand on the same pokémon

[@AlwaysStayWorkin]

LMAO!!! I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT TOO!!!

[@syweb2]

@@C4lmaria Assuming the damage is divided by the amount of lions, which it most likely isn't.

[@PxrStx]

That's funny because I literally just got done watching a video on that game and playing it.

[@christophersurles9980]

I love how orangutu and smeargle basically just said "DO IT AGAIN"

[@s.e.n3264]

This can be answered in two minutes. Lions are normal animals. So mono normal type. Basically just Pyroar without fire, and only normal moves. Bring out Marshadow and it's over. Stab fighting against normal lions, and immune to all normal moves. Marshadow can easily solo 1 billion lions.

[@iambabyyoda5522]

Wolfey: Does it cause a 75% reduction? Me: It’s 75% of the original, meaning it’s a 25% reduction.

[@ThorsShadow]

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find this comment. Same with the damage roll. The lowest possible damage roll is x0.85 or 85% or a reduction of 15%. Yet, Wolfey said it's a reduction of 85% in this video. Thank god, calculators still calculate numbers correctly regardless of human error. Still love you Wolfey, keep rocking, stay safe.

[@johanrojassoderman5590]

Yes. I tried to overlook it the first time, but he kept smacking me in the face with it. Especially the 100%-75%-75% made me shiver.

[@Wolf-mj1zh]

Ah good eye on that. That means the Lions are even more dead

[@Magis_Ghast]

It's a "right answer, wrong formula... somehow..." situation... kinda.

[@servantrider7044]

He spoke incorrectly but was doing the math correctly. Don't worry about his terminology too hard. xD

[@Patterrz]

Ok now do every Pokemon VS 1 billion Wolfey Glicks

[@thegrimminal9461]

He knows the damage calcs, Wolfe wins easy.

[@WishedWash]

Well Wolfe is the old world champ of pokemon, so they'd just bow down in cowering fear like the peasants they are

[@TheoJay615]

We only need one Wolfey. He's a pokemon master.

[@fortniteprofessional4727]

Mr. Wolfey could just get one pokeball the size of the sun and win

[@AshenDust_]

That’s 6 billion Pokémon vs one of each Pokémon, that’s pretty easy

[@LeviCPC25]

15:32 A billion lions is a lot of lions!

[@yancyeet9376]

I wonder what this would look like updated to the modern gen - especially with Grafaiai's Doodle copying Power Spot or Battery onto its allies after Prankster is no longer needed; I imagine that 1021+ instances of that would probably beat out the need for Water Bubble (though if there's a way for kyogre to keep water bubble in spite of this, that would be even better lmao)

[@itsdomtoo]

arceus: deletes lions dialga: goes back in time to kill baby lions wailord: *munch*

[@wholesomevibes3789]

No, Wailord fucks

[@sodaleopard]

@@yassinegrira2339 tHe lIons woUld stAck!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!11!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!11!1!!1

[@sodaleopard]

@@yassinegrira2339 yep, precisely why that argument makes no sense. saying that they could jump wouldn’t make sense as lions wouldn’t be able to cooperate and there’s too much weight

[@notauri1693]

@@sodaleopard yeah, not to mention that many pokemon can easily move/fly WAAAY more fast than a lion, I don't understand why people doesn't realize this thing that can easily would give the lion the L

[@Heaven0854]

@@notauri1693 even if we dont use the pokedex there are pokemon that display universal ingame feats such as dialga or palkia. theres also the fact roar of times descrption states: a roar of time that distorts time itself. POKEMON STOMP

[@forthememes2487]

wolfey: im going to get a noble peace prize! also wolfey: theoretically kills 1 billion lions 3 times over

[@Hamuel]

Well, Alfred Nobel invented dynamite so does it really matter?

[@fakebodyornah]

I’m so happy videos like these exist 😁

[@CozyCamp-um9ok]

Y’know,lots of Pokémon can fly and also have projectile attacks like charizard,or some simply just are too OP like Eternatus

[@loresdallagamer]

Someone please show this to Ludwig

[@FellOff]

Ludwig: Do yOu kNoW HoW mUcH a BilLiOn iS??

[@dodgyjimbo4120]

@@FellOff arceus gpt beaten by cement he aint gonna do shit

[@sayuwuifyoudonttalktowomen4891]

@@dodgyjimbo4120 yeah so would lions

[@nuszulfikar]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bpato4pnjK-mp5o

[@robertsiereveld1683]

and also Connor

[@bonkmaykr]

I feel like I just watched a dude spend 20 minutes ranting about how noah's ark happened.

[@banzaihennessey8838]

Lmao true

[@thegoodfather1177]

It did happen

[@Pam234]

@@thegoodfather1177 true

[@stupidshiba]

Yoooo!

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

The Nephilim were Holy Lions all along!

[@coreyelartist1102]

Imagine the time it would take resolving 307 helping hand animations

[@garethbaus5471]

Many pokemon are basically invulnerable from a lions perspective, so it would basically be an extremely slow massacre where like a dozen pokemon kill everything else even if spread moves don't scale beyond 5 targets.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Or an instant one in the case of Kyogre committing triple water hypernova.

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Or a really fast one in the case of Kyogre committing triple Water Hypernova

[@MissTwistedRose]

*all the lions are KOed* *Kyogre sinks the Planet* 🐳 Team Aqua: Finally.

[@pledgenexus]

Lmfaooo! Best Comment Ever xD

[@petruciosxd1374]

all it took was LIONS

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

Correction: destroys the Galaxy x3 and creates a new universe (I can provide the math if you want) Cyrus: I didn’t need Palkia and Dialga after all?

[@haribansgill3103]

another argument I just came up with as a counter to my own argument: "how could the pokemon devise such a plan without a trainer?" "mewtwo"

[@velvetbutterfly]

Alakazam is said to be smarter and that one orangutan from Alola is said to use Pokeballs and command others.

[@picklenik9658]

Or Deoxys too, heck, even Kadabra or Gardevoir and said to be smart enough to probably devise a helping hand nuclear bomb.

[@the_apotecary_from_tf2]

Or other 20061005 Pokémon smarter than a supercomputer

[@ndf0715]

@@the_apotecary_from_tf2 like metagross

[@the_apotecary_from_tf2]

Man did you readed my mind?

[@pinkiepie5911]

Miraidon: … GIMMIE A SANDWICH Koraidon : bru, just GIMME A SANDWICH.

[@Scriptite]

If its anime logic, stat lowers and pp dont exist If its game logic, legendaries sweep If its lore logic, macargo solos

[@frostery1483]

1 billion Lions is now such an iconic character, he even fought the sun once

[@anitaanita7854]

Yeah the ancient warrior

[@headcanon6408]

That was actually a trillion lions, it’s a common mistake to mix up these two epic warriors, but there’s a key difference: 1 billion lions is a lot of lions but 1 trillion lions is A LOT of lions

[@anitaanita7854]

@@headcanon6408 a billion is a lot and a trillion is a lot of lots ?

[@Tidnro]

They lost tho..

[@williamnewman8293]

@@Tidnro thats sorta just the fate of a billion and a trillion lions. they get destroyed each season to show how strong the new kid on the block is.

[@Moss_Dude]

Kyogre: Have you ever been hit by the end of the universe twice in a row? Lions: No Oranguru: *W* *O* *U* *L* *D* *Y* *O* *U* *L* *I* *K* *E* *T* *O* *?* Smeargle: Laughs in the background

[@randomname9291]

What can kyogre do? I’ve heard people mentioning him multiple times but I don’t understand it

[@damianwilson8974]

@@randomname9291 use water spout

[@randomname9291]

@@damianwilson8974 yeah I’m just stupid, I read the comments before watching the video

[@DaichiMatsu]

Astalos.... Love the pfp, my favorite of the four

[@jeeneeuz]

@@randomname9291 Watch pokemon generations episode 8 and you'll see that Kyogre can solo the puny lions lmao

[@JJnugget]

Arceus: 😎 Dialga: 😎 Mewtwo: 😎 All other mithicals and legendarys: 😎

[@nedcurfman3486]

SV update +70 Helping Hand users, (1 reserved for Doodle) Dragon Cheer for a higher crit Tera Water to increase from 1.5x to 2x And most importantly, Doodle gives all 1020+ Pokemon a copy of an ability (I’m thinking Beads of Ruin for spice, or realistically keep it simple and go Battery)

[@Ryan50Ryan]

What if the lions have the power of friendship? They just had a dramatic flashback to all the good times they spent together. Literally unbeatable.

[@benjaminwahl8059]

more

[@ozzy6458]

Thats alot of friendship power

[@sevirakalau2171]

when that happens, the second water spout hits, then when they get their next boost THE NEXT instruct hits. Then when they attack they can't do anything and the pain begins again

[@Yamanj23]

The lions are from Akame ga kill so the power of friendship doesn't works.

[@Jason_Ultimate]

Idk man, have you SEEN Lucario's friendship powers?

[@Tman_Hall]

I almost choked on "if the lions were in a ladder they'd be stuck in pokeball tier"

[@pt3391]

I don't get it

[@driftwisp2797]

@@pt3391 "Ladder" is a term used for the ranked system in a lot of games. In pokemon, the ranked system is organized into tiers based on different pokeballs, with masterball being the highest and pokeball being the lowest.

[@pt3391]

@@driftwisp2797 make sense now. Thank you

[@theanti-baloon716]

bro what are lions supposo to do if LITTERLY Any flying legendary shows up or ANY GHOST TYPE becuase the lions are normal type

[@ArsMageis]

@@theanti-baloon716 I'm not sure about flying types but I have heard the argument of when the lion dies it turns into a ghost thus be able to fight ghost types

[@helgahasibuan8457]

The only reason some people think lion's are gonna win because they didn't play pokemon

[@theillogicalmindset]

a league reference within the first minute? Banger video. roasting Aphelios? 🔥video.

[@makhseed]

As a long time member of the “a billion lions is a lot of lions” Camp, I must admit this video if pretty conclusive. I think he cracked it

[@harpot678]

But he's wrong. bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Water_Spout_(move) If you see the target area on the right side, you see how it doesn't affect the 3rd foe to the right, meaning that water spout's range is limited to a maximum of 3 foes.

[@joesos5773]

@@harpot678 You're right. All lions would have to be adjacent for them to all be hit, which isn't possible. In a 3D scenario, each water spout could kill up to 8 lions.

[@piemaster831]

@@joesos5773 that water spout could extinguish the sun, I don't think range is its issue

[@Sandromatic]

Yeah, it doesn't hit all targets, it hits all adjacent targets.

[@andyhawrylak9396]

Could just have Groudon use Earthquake instead. Wide Guard still prevents all of the Pokemon from being knocked out by it too.

[@generalzeta7000]

The real question is "How many lions can each pokemon solo?"

[@snomandonly]

@PAPITO ryan yes lets see caterpie murder 6 lions

[@zeth1784]

@@snomandonly yea and let's see arceus erase every lion from existence.but it would be funny to see caterpie try to run away from 6 lions

[@speedyboi1471]

@@snomandonly all pokemon can learn toxic, so any pokemon should be able to at least take some lions down with them, even caterpie

[@generalzeta7000]

@Nameless *Thanos snap*

[@chiedoziemuoma6419]

@@generalzeta7000 Chronomon Then BURNS THE POKEMON ALIVE WITH HOLY FLARE AND CORONA!

[@thomasthethermonuclearbomb550]

Kyogre: man fuck this place 🌊 🌊 🌊

[@tear959]

Summarizing: Kyogre floods everything 2 Pokemon incentivate two extra floods 308 Pokemon help him 3 Pokemon defend 3 Pokemon break possible defenses The others cheer from the sidelines

[@SukunaJJKaisen]

And now because of scarlet and violet the Pokémon increase my odds attack and special attack from.cheers

[@CM_GS_YT]

i mean 307

[@zhdaiisd871]

Flood everything except teammates as water Spout doesn't hit teamates

[@alimirza4608]

But a billion lions is alot of lions

[@swasome5821]

@@SukunaJJKaisen Max special from the flatters, already.

[@hanmoamo]

This is the same of asking who would win between a city and a single nuke. Shure, the city has many people, but a nuke is till a nuke.

[@deezknuts3058]

one billion people or 1 of every nuke

[@maxdrags3115]

@@deezknuts3058 Not even close, the nuke annihilates the 1 billion people like 1000 times over.

[@dradel2050]

@@maxdrags3115 it's a trap, the nuke need at least one people to activate it. Though in one billion people there _will_ be at least one dumbass activating the nuke.

[@maxdrags3115]

@@dradel2050 Yea, probably.

[@anafu-sankanashi8933]

@@dradel2050 depends on how closely packed the people are. A single nuke can't kill 1 billion people but multiple definitely will.

[@ShrekLookalikeAlehandro]

I would like to see them try to even hurt a gengar or another ghost type for that matter

[@yoitsbobby4385]

*Kingambit gained strenth from the fallen*

[@pythoniclogic7329]

Yveltal: Flaps its wings once Arceus: Is just God Kyogre: *THE F L O O D* Ghost types: Lion 63: Why did we all agree to this again?

[@Othermage]

Lion 9723: Because Wynaut.

[@iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310]

Lion 1563788: you all agreed to this?

[@oberon1449]

Lion 153686425: I was abducted from my family and forced to fight for their amusement. Release me from my torment!

[@oberon1449]

Lion 666: In Doom-God we trust

[@TheBlueKio]

Lion 1: hey guys, welcome to my new youtube video, and today im going to do an epic gamer prank on these other 999,999,999 lions i abducted

[@JZblue9]

this is like if kyogre used spirit bomb and all the pokemon fueled it

[@nulliversal925]

spirit bomb 3 times

[@blackattack1840]

out here causing Noah's Ark 2 on the battlefield

[@izahabrunner7753]

Wailord in the back crying

[@tashunagray7720]

@@blackattack1840 you wanna see me do it again-smeargel

[@Orio435]

but lions could stack

[@resonae17]

6:29 "in a triple battle it will hit 3" completely true, you can see in the clip he provides that it is hitting sawsbuck, garchomp and lucario while not hitting galvantula or glaceon. so three out of the five targets were hit not sure how this true fact is helping the case at all but it is true. in the horde battle it hits 5 because the user is in the middle, in a triple battle you would hit 5 if the user was in the middle. but on the sides you only hit 3

[@TheGaming100]

Also for the "objection" thats visible for a few frames which is that "the integer overflow makes this damage count impossible" this is why Pokemon would Still Win! While the integer overflow claim is true, you can find a way to make the damage anything less than 1.96 x 10^64! A number like 10K might be an integer overflow (I have little confidence in this) but 1K certainly isnt! Even if Pyroar took 1K damage it would be an OHKO afaik because of its actual HP and Special Defense stats!

[@lordofants7283]

this response was one of the most generous responses in the lions favor i've seen and it still ended in an overwelming victory for the pokemon, i don't see how anyone can think the lions have a chance

[@colmlooney5843]

Sorry johnny, but the reason you broke yah legs is because you couldn't clearly see how the lions would win, its quite obvious. Goddamit the first joestar to let me down...

[@Namato360]

@@colmlooney5843 How

[@hiddendraco2607]

@@colmlooney5843 how do they win? Lion stack? Lions can only hold up to 2000LB and the average lion is 400LB meaning the first Lion would be crushed and throw the stack off balance once more than 5 lions get on the stack, also how would they stack? Would the lions climb up each other? Lion shield? Them forming a massive shield would just make them a bigger target and they wouldn't increase in density, how would they survive the planet being flooded by Kyogre or being torn to shreds by a thousand earthquakes? Hell, how would they survive being just fucking deleted from existence by God?

[@Cube-xm6vt]

@@hiddendraco2607 what if the lions all use transform to turn into arceus. 1 billion arceus>one of every pokemon

[@hiddendraco2607]

@@Cube-xm6vt Lions can't use Pokemon moves of any sort, just like Pokemon can't use lion moves which take no PP and are infinitely reusable

[@crppledizzle9374]

Kyogre with 300+ helping hands at once: A firebender can only experience this power once every one hundred years... * water spouts *

[@ThatPillow]

Ah yes, fire bending, if only there was a water version to fit more thenatically

[@Thelordofhate]

And fuck it let's tera water Kyogre

[@somerandomguywholikesULTRAKILL]

⁠@@Thelordofhate fuck it lets primal, dynamax AND tera water kyogre

[@Thelordofhate]

@@somerandomguywholikesULTRAKILL in rain

[@mikegfff5236]

Then we give oranguru and Kroger Z bands and let the chaos unfold

[@gnar539]

i kinda love that this is a really common question, although basically no one really thinks the lions will win.

[@3of6mylove]

To be fair, even if you include all the other variables, the pokemon still win, even moreso. Now flying pokemon can fly out of reach and spam spread moves, Arceus, Palkia, Dialga, or Giratina could just "delete" the lions, and many other even non legendary pokemon could obliterate them in all manner of ways.

[@IHateCopperGolems]

Any pokemon with Snow warning would drop the temperature of the battle field to below freezing, causing the lions to die of hypothermia A single snover could kill a billion lions

[@blizzardkiehn2508]

If the lions had the same moves as fire lion, they'd probably have sunny day.

[@astaut2659]

@@blizzardkiehn2508 no they would only have normal moves, as he only took stats of pyroar, not moves

[@intoxiouss]

@@blizzardkiehn2508 But even still, Kyogre could flood the entire universe 3x over, and even if the lions didn't die instantly from the water pressure that could crush an entire semi truck, and they could somehow swim, Lions like any other animal cannot swim forever and compared to the entire Universe they can swim a very very very small amount before their legs give out and they proceed to drown.

[@davidvanboven2576]

@@astaut2659 lions would have no moves cuz they aren't pokemons

[@astaut2659]

@@davidvanboven2576 they will struggle then

[@onionhombre]

Game theory has never tackled the real issues like Wolfe has

[@majintv24]

Mattpat aint got shit on the world champ

[@zara5023]

Very interesting video. I thought it would be interesting to give the lions their own stats, move set and abilities, so heres that. Abilities: Intimidate or Rivalry Stats: HP: 90 Attack: 120 Defence: 95 Sp. attack: 30 Sp: Defence: 65 Speed: 110 Learn set: - 🔘 Scratch - 🔘 Growl Lv 6: ⚫️ Bite Lv 9: 🔘 Roar Lv 12: 🪲 Pounce Lv 15: 🟣 Agility Lv 18: 🔘 Slash Lv 21: 🔘 Lock on Lv 24: 🥊 Bulk Up Lv 27: ⚫️ Crunch Lv 30: 🟣 Rest Lv 33: 🥊 Body Press Lv 36: 🔘 Take Down Lv 39: 🪨 Wide Guard Lv 42: 🪲 Lunge

[@TheMarionick]

Other question: would the pokedex register the lions, and if so, what though would they be?

[@galaxypedestalfan]

I was going to say that this couldn’t be possible because there would be no trainer, but then I remembered that Alakazam is smart.

[@The_Mister_E]

And that the previously mentioned Oranguru has been seen participating in battles as the part of a trainer, sending out Pokémon and giving out move commands.

[@mightguy3578]

And oranguru can give commands to Pokémon and is smart

[@ArtisChronicles]

@@mightguy3578 so now they're OP, thay have 2 trainers.

[@High2Lows]

also metagross and mewtwo. pokemon in general are also pretty smart.

[@PrismaAce]

@@marcazm1349 i agree, look at chess for an example, computers are better than people at chess. pokemon and chess are so similar

[@PokemonArchives]

"Thel lions would be stuck in Pokeball tier." LMAO what an underrated line

[@DylanC333]

Thats the only line in this video i didn't get, can someone explain please?

[@shiinozaki]

@@DylanC333 He was talking about the tiering system for online battles in SwSh. There's the Unranked, Poke ball, Great Ball, Ultra Ball, and Master Ball tier.

[@DylanC333]

@@shiinozaki I assumed it was a sort of ranking system but is he just saying that stacking up the lions would barely make then any stronger or is there some other joke here?

[@shiinozaki]

@@DylanC333 Yeah, that's the joke.

[@iheartjplaysthedrums]

So in response to seeing a billion lions Kyogre brought a flood from Wolfey's ark

[@mattyk5911]

Lions in general dont F with hippos… but imagine a hippo that can create earthquakes

[@FlamingZelda3]

The argument literally stops at "Pokemon get helping hand and surf"

[@colmlooney5843]

No, because again... that's *alot* of lions

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@colmlooney5843 The counter-argument to "that's a lotta lions" is the Phil Swift classic: *THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE*

[@colmlooney5843]

@@Nat_the_Chicken The counter-argument to "that's a lotta damage" is the average lion enjoyer classic: *THAT'S A LOTTA LIONS*

[@hiddendraco2607]

@@colmlooney5843 Arceus is literally shown to be god in the anime games and Pokedex and has infinite power, Arceus can literally just delete the lions from existence

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@hiddendraco2607 This was the one reply thread where we weren't madly throwing cobbled-together bits of logic at each other and I found it quite refreshing, so please don't take it seriously, thank you

[@foxpupmal]

“What about the lion ladder?” “If the lions were in the ladder, they’d be stuck in Pokeball tier” LMAOOOO I love this man

[@JhcJohn]

Also it could than be argued it could than be a single target decimating the lions even more

[@versal6545]

what are the lions gonna do telepathically tell the other lions and somehow talk to each other with an IQ of 20 as an animal even if they could a gust of wind would blow them away/a pidgey or a flying pokemon would just knock them over and the one at the bottom would have so much weight on top of him he'd just fall with the rest.

[@gargoylelamp39]

Didn’t get it

[@cheeze588]

Wouldn't they suffocate trying to get to the space pokemon?

[@apolloniakageaki1711]

Could someone explain what that means? xD

[@the_vine_queen]

If you can deal damage to all 1 billion lions simultaneously, then we really don't need to deal that much damage. Just one Water Spout from a Level 100 Kyogre will OHKO a Level 100 Pyroar, even with no rain, items, EVs or any helping moves, and after the 75% reduction. Literally all you need is a Level 100 Kyogre with Water Spout, and you can win instantly.

[@Geniusidiot]

if you wanna beat all the lions a different way, you can use skill swap on a shedinja, and then use skill swap on arcanine. Then have arcanine use burn up. It now can’t be hit for super effective damage by anything.

[@tylerfox6926]

Skill Swap will not swap Wonder Guard, and the move fails should you target a Wonder Guarder.

[@HRXK-pd5hz]

Terra stylize water raises that to just about 3 * 10^64, and that's not counting the gen 9 dex that can buff it.

[@greg5805]

anime- lions are dead pokedex lore- lions are dead gameplay- lions are dead im starting to notice a pattern

[@wadespencer3623]

By the Pokedex, the lions never existed at all cause Jirachi wishes them out of existence. The Pokedex is fucking busted

[@josecorzo5517]

Like, yeah Peepee exist also for the lions

[@schaffs2]

Imagine all the lions watching a man strategize the best way to utterly decimate all of the lions millions of times over

[@dashieprodx]

idk man that's a lot of lions though

[@MM126.90]

sadly a million is not even close to how many times over they would be killed

[@beenieweenie1986]

Yeah but the lions can use snatch and steal all the effects he wants to use then obliterate the pokemon

[@Tt-The-Creative]

@@beenieweenie1986 does pyroar learn snatch? The lions are basically normal type pyroar.

[@creppersaurusrex2300]

@@Tt-The-Creative Just checked, they don't

[@orangegamingsystem2682]

That one lion that was scared and used protect: Am I a joke to you. Pokemon Trainer: Do it again.

[@plasmagator.]

Solo battle - lions Multi battle - kyogre Anime - arceus Lore - magcargo I think anime is canon