1 Hour of Binaural Tissue Package Relaxation [ ASMR ]

[@reedc7817]

i have never seen someone struggle so much to get a tissue

[@zentunozentuno1012]

Sexy😈😈😈😈😈🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎✔️

[@Maurice1]

@@zentunozentuno1012 what the hell dude

[@amylauzier4129]

😂😂😂

[@sammylogan7228]

And yet he never even gets a tissue

[@blackclover5957]

@@ILoveToPLAYDrums IDK Ask Maurice

[@draw4everyone]

I really want to see you direct a short film. Honest to god. The lighting and grading in this video is superb, and the whole time you look and act like some sort of CEO or something of the sort. Then there's all the work you put into the lore of your channel. You just have so much talent.

[@enolagardens]

i'm pretty sure he's done ASMR short films! (i looked up ephemeral rift short film and stuff came up ;)) i think most of them are pretty old and experimental though!

[@HerryLaff]

Isn't every video of his technically a short film? owo

[@Pythois]

@@HerryLaff I wouldnt classify 1 hour as "short"

[@AnimatedASMR]

ASMR can make the simplest things so amazing.

[@DemonASMR]

That's why this community is the best.

[@maddieryty]

+Demon ASMR very true

[@lth1999]

The simplest things can make amazing so ASMR.

[@gabrielximenes3652]

This is why I love E. Rift, there's no fancy camera or microphone tricks, just a guy and a pack of tissues. And even then, it's one of the most relaxing videos I've watched in a good while.

[@bruhc5302]

I swear if you ever stop making videos uncle E I might never sleep again

[@arcxcc]

+Skeptical Frog I don't know. Are you right?

[@gryphon7675]

It's not nice to swear.

[@sophisticatedfart2368]

+DeathRules you're not my mom. Uhm... Fuck. See? I'm a tough guy, you know?

[@markrainford1219]

You drunk!

[@justanotherarrogantinterne1955]

Sorry but he will stop making them in 200 years, but probably less. and by less I mean 130 years less.

[@Matt-nc9th]

42:50 almost seamless editing, audio didn't even change. well done

[@daffodyl_n]

If you think about it, ASMR really is super weird. I just spent an entire hour watching a silent man in a dark room caress a bag of tissues because the sounds tickle my brain.

[@RalphBrookes-m9r]

This video is 7 years old and I still stand by my comment that it is a top 10 greatest ER, if not top 10 greatest ASMR vid of all time.

[@ra3ofsvnsh1ne]

Did anyone else get excited/relieved when they noticed that the video is exactly 1 hour long or was that just me?

[@jacobdeacon2221]

lmao same XDDDDDDDDDDD

[@matimoore1985]

I was just gonna comment that x3

[@superbanananinja]

You just made me really happy XD

[@ChowPunk]

Ahhhhh I can fall asleep right on my keyboathfggggggggggggggggggg

[@mad0hattr]

+Vincent Wang I love falling asleep on my keyboath it's the best feeling.

[@jackcole1014]

There was an opportunity to call this video "deep tissue massage" and I am disappointed it wasn't.

[@johnhendriks8415]

lmaoo

[@MagWasTaken]

You're gonna go far with quick thinking like that, kid. I like it.

[@jacobdeacon2221]

+MAGTF167 when you're a born mentor

[@beeman9101]

+league fanatic when your avatar is so blue

[@ChowPunk]

I can wiggle my fingers in the air, record the sound and call it ASMR air massage

[@sregan5415]

Im calling it... most tingle inducing ASMR vid of all time

[@nomad_9991]

Thank you Ephemeral Rift. I have been waiting for the tissue package to return. And with an hour of it? This is amazing. the tissue package is one of my favorites

[@bradyblack6977]

rift man your videos have helped me through some very tough times. they have helped me relax, unwind, and fall asleep 2 to 3 nights a week. keep em comin. asmr rules. lol

[@chelsea1439]

0:00 - Tissue package 25:37- 25:55 : Awkward Silence 25:55 - Tissue Package

[@MF-lt5qd]

I love the black background against the yellow - it's really kind of beautiful I think. But also really relaxing and calming!

[@tenthelementgaming]

You really have to love making ASMR to sit in a dark room and touch tissue paper for an hour straight. Shows the level of dedication and respect that it takes to actually film these kinds of videos.

[@40faith27]

Friend of mine introduced me to your ASMR specifically. Had odd triggers and didn't know what I was experiencing all my life. But I've been watching all your new videos nonstop. Finally getting to back track and see some older footage is amazing. Continue the amazing work. Thank you for the work you do.

[@burkethomson1271]

Just realizing that I've been following your channel for over a year now, and wow has that time gone by quickly. Thought that I should drop a line and say thanks for helping me through some sleepless nights! It's been a pleasure

[@jack1947711]

You know what I'd love to see? A video where only Corvus celebrates your birthday and gives you special treatments and presents.

[@peterwoodham4272]

And beaks you alot...I love the beaking......

[@ChowPunk]

+mrpiggy40 promote the beak fetish

[@CasuaLxClan]

Master rift, you got the whole package

[@onetrickwizard1584]

Long time no see

[@calebw0968]

+ASMR ForDays (ASMRforDays) It's him, the Legend has returned (Check his channel for the Potato Legacy thing vid to see fr or not)

[@jaredprovost2002]

You're alive. I thought you got diced and fried

[@waveydavey0221]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) .

[@ajaybhatia7888]

Potato, do you know how lucky you are? Your name is Potato, you are the only person on KZbin with that name.

[@TheASMRGamer]

Favorite part of receiving a package! Now I can recreate that excitement for an hour :')

[@razterizer]

It is like... waves in an ocean of paper where the foam falls down and down again caressing my ears with pure awesomeness! In truth, this is a masterpiece!! Thank you so much Mr. Rift.

[@sarkin5181]

I saw someone in the comments say this a while back, but I'd like to say it again since it was a great suggestion! They said you should do an Obi-Wan Kenobi Star Wars roleplay because of that beautiful facial hair.

[@NeroTheDarklord]

Oh my gosh, 1 hour of my favorite crinkly sound and it even is the same package from the All About Crinkles video! Thank you so much for this, Rift!

[@honeylemon774]

YAY! The crinkle of a tissue package is one of my favorite triggers of mine!!! Thank you!

[@susanshields9993]

You’re a damned rockstar. Maynard James Keenan of asmr. I am usually only triggered through audio, yet I just watched you handle a tissue package for an hour and now compelled to comment on it. That’s special.

[@GhERM2SOIED72]

This tissue package is absolutely marvelous.

[@Sorcerer99]

I didn't watch it yet, but I know it's gonna be awesome. Thank you so much Rift!

[@dancingbutts1150]

You're welcomed

[@SableduoGaming]

SPOILER ALERT! You fall asleep during the video.

[@hannahh8696]

I loved the tissue package sounds, this is AMAZING! Thank you!

[@ethanstapley3569]

I always love coming back to this one

[@HiChris10]

It is 4:30 in the afternoon and I'm watching this. Guess I'm going to have to take a nap now :)

[@Spenfen]

I don't have any tissues with this video

[@aloysiusdevadanderabercrombie8]

ಠ_ಠ

[@itthumyir4569]

okay

[@MegaMasterkiller666]

Bit weird

[@feldspar1000]

I get it!

[@auraofmisery9511]

Oh bad pun, please tell me that was punintentional xD

[@SableduoGaming]

this is my fav vid by you rift, idk why but the tissue package is godlike!

[@Ellaterra]

This lighting is GOLD.

[@voidfire9919]

You look like a top-quality therapist. Which, I believe you really are. Keep it up Uncle E!

[@5ohard2findau5ernam3]

omg!!! my birthday is on monday!!! this is the best BIRTHDAY PRESENT!!!! hehehe i love you!

[@idea_generator]

That's a good quality stuff uncle E, as usually!

[@jedibuscus]

Ephemeral Rift, MassageASMR, and Asmrsurge are my all time favorite asmr channels.

[@xronosanimations7447]

That 1:00:00 looks beautiful.

[@zentunozentuno1012]

Doesn't really work sence it's the same thing for an hour

[@SamCluff]

The hand movements at 2:57 are dope

[@flamingjune4927]

Such a treat! Quality all the way......what a guy, pure magic. Thanking you kindly dear sir.

[@BiscutHead27]

The supreme delicacy that is the tissue package. Served on a silver platter, handled with the most caress of touches.

[@vallandraasmr3057]

wow i think that s the most smooth and softly sound i ve never ear! amazing

[@nuttygeezer830]

I love the intensity on these videos, when you actually look, he's just sat down rubbing tissues for an hour 😀

[@Fiji552]

You have no idea how much i was hoping for this video ER. Just love the sounds of the tissue package. Thanks!

[@DeeAy09]

please do your videos closer to the ears like this one.. gives me the most chills when it's close.

[@bradleyking4510]

Omg yes yes yes yes, best video on KZbin! Been waiting for this for so long!!!!! :)))

[@kensi55]

We put so much trust in asmrists they could scream at any moment and scare the hell outta us

[@kaihansen34]

Thank you!! I've been wanting a video specifically for tissue package sounds! :D

[@PatFagan]

That's a strangely specific request...

[@orgasmingmcnuggets9505]

+It's Dr. Awesome its better than what i want

[@Kaykrisify]

Everything I've ever wanted in one video. Thank you Uncle E!!!

[@OHindiestreecred]

Right as I get on for my daily dose of ASMR you upload a new video. Talk about good timing.

[@domitian7]

I give you a lot of credit overall, for the creativity you exhibit. I personally liked the pestel with rock salt.

[@milanjuhasz4237]

I really like that the video is exactly 1 hour unlike other videos. keep up the amazing work! ☺😊😀😁

[@user-es8qc7vg1c]

Personally think this is my best ASMR video ever!

[@amarillograce]

oh wow thank you so much. I have gone to sleep very sad for at least a week due to all of the sad events happening around our world and this is just what I needed, truly amazing

[@coog7896]

Amazing! I was knocked out so fast....... You are a MASTER at your craft!

[@Did6661]

Yay, a new Rift vid! Just before bedtime too 👍

[@WorldBurningTime]

This is still one of my all-time favorite videos

[@dasBeans4]

You know it's gonna be good when you tingle within the first minute and it's an hour long video

[@Imperator_Chrysalis]

Best ASMR sounds, ever!

[@SuperRand13]

This thanks giving I'm thankful for the internet and how its allowed me to use my time productively, watching a guy touch tissue packaging of an hour.

[@Halluinium]

These videos are amazing. He does a ton of work for this if you think about it and it's top quality. Thank you E.

[@V3lour]

the most satisfying part is that the vid is EXACTLY 1 hour

[@peedfarded]

Only Uncle E. Can make a tissue package sound so amazing.

[@deletedchannel9439]

ahh asmr, the only community on yt were its normal to see a smartley dressed beared man corress a small defencless bag of tissues

[@user-yc2ct5qo1z]

May you please make more ear-to-ear videos? Focused on whispering and even more specific, untelligable whispering? Lol idk you can pass it off as somebody who's insane or something. Do whatever you want tho! No pressure, I love your content either way.

[@PatFagan]

th-that... profile pic... *moans*

[@erikalake4759]

+It's Dr. Awesome - The profile pic is a little kid, you weirdo..

[@arcxcc]

+It's Dr. Awesome I don't get it

[@user-yc2ct5qo1z]

+It's Dr. Awesome Hahaha I'll make sure to tell that to my friend who is now 9 years past that photo 😂

[@evandavis2386]

Timestamps: 0:00:00 - Tissue 1:00:00 - No tissue

[@yourmomsafurry1971]

AHAHAHAHWHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH FUNNYYYYYY

[@halyomorpha]

I had no t*issue* with this video, can't wait to see what video you have klee*nex*.

[@halyomorpha]

i regret this pun immediately

[@Domovoi07]

That snot funny.

[@PatFagan]

I'm going to k*ill* myself

[@marccram2664]

don't make me PUNch you

[@IamMorgue]

+It's Dr. Awesome Same

[@jacoda]

So I NEVER like sounds-only videos, but I want to marry this one 😍

[@ash5951]

I’ve seen and enjoyed the tissue package in a number of Uncle E’s videos and I always loved it so much, especially in “Uncle E’s House of ASMR” with the inaudible whispering. So, I thought I’d look up another that included it, and found this GOLDEN ONE H O U R VIDEO AND IM SO EXCITED

[@sexytaurus1880]

Genius! I really like this almost sound like an ocean. Thanks 😙

[@vallandraasmr3057]

i love ... that s soft pure and sweet breaks for my ears!

[@Petiteparrot1]

another great house hold product that I find is super relaxing and not overpowering in the sense of volume is page protectors in a binder. it's a soft sound that words have a hard time describing

[@madiichan1486]

The anticipatory tingles are real.

[@lennyhuyghe]

The tissue package makes great noises 😍, you should make a whole series with this sound 😂✌🏻️

[@Asczery]

*_You need 2 things for a good ASMR Video. Ephemeral Rift and a Tissue Package. This Video is so awesome!!!!_*

[@Mearch]

Hi Rift, please do another nature journey with talking. It must be beautiful in the park with this summer weather :)

[@YaBoyAggroAndy]

Hey Paul! Saw you in that new Rooster Teeth documentary! Absolutely made my day seeing my fandom for RT and ER meet up!

[@Lagx1]

Notification squad!

[@coleminer5104]

No.

[@HTLW]

I don't know how long this has been around...but I've only seen it recently. It's getting old already. Just stop. Please.

[@florisr9]

It has been around for years, so it's even worse.

[@thegoodestboy780]

+SAW - Gaming Your comment made no sense. Get some rest friend.

[@HTLW]

Strongerjon 23:25 here. I'm off to bed ;)

[@xoxoBambi741]

i found so many tingles here thanks a lot !!

[@Heavycream_]

This is everything i ever hoped for. Thank you rift, by far my favorite object!

[@fishy977]

Your entrance is like you are going to play a beautiful piece of music. And you sure did!

[@jpperron1835]

Rift has got to be one of the best finger tappers i have found on youtube. i don't know why but somehow he has found a technique that is just Tingle Central. lol. very intense. maybe because one of my favorite sounds is light rain on plastic and his expert tapping skills can duplicate it so well

[@iaindebernitz6380]

I like this type of episode. Black suit, and nothing but sound made by you, Ephemeral Rift. If they had a series, I would name them premium or prestigious ASMR. 😴

[@MaZe2015]

I waited sooooo long for it, thank you! Greets from Germany :)

[@Queen_Kaiju57]

You always get the lighting just right ♥

[@velvetivalentine]

Watching this on a Thursday before work wasn't my brightest idea. I fell asleep on the highway for a few seconds. Rip most blissful 6 seconds of sleep I've ever had. Feelsbadman.

[@CrossBorderTruckin]

Did this get lost again . Haven't seen it in forever. Its my favorite

[@Yuyu99000]

Im still shaking from all the tingles!!!great video ER!

[@pascal_case]

I love how is exactly one hour

[@charlee2149]

Oh god this is a pure eargasm.

[@Hsviss87]

I could have really LOVED this had there been more squeezing of the pack. The running of the fingers with subtle crinkles is nice, but I just really wanted more crinkle.

[@WarrMachine]

Far and away the greatest ASMR relic and it’s not even fucking close.

[@raeleelol]

GUESS WHO IS SLEEPING TONIGHT

[@spicy_ketchup2566]

probably over half of the world's population or so.

[@mitch4753]

at least 11

[@coenraed]

Is it me?

[@florisr9]

+Spicy_Ketchup Less than half of the world's population, because humans sleep ~8 hours on average, which is 33% of the time. If the world population was equally spread on the earth's surface, 33% of the population would sleep at every moment.

[@youngman3682]

+Floris R nerd

[@ndokray]

What a way to start the day! After I fell asleep to it as well!

[@aetherchannel7148]

it's 3 at night, time for the daily asmr from rift

[@dianagruver5767]

The sound is scrumptious!

[@devinpohl5532]

I've been waiting on this since you said you would all that time ago in the comment section... thanks.

[@joeybutton8272]

This is my favourite uncle E video

[@olgakhodos]

absolutely fantastic video, absolutely fantastic idea, colors and sounds!