Binaural Cantaloupe Microphones [ FruiTech ASMR ]

[@asmrzeitgeist]

Just awesome

[@Necrom6]

It is pretty cool

[@Mr.Prufrock]

I'm glad someone from the main stream ASMR acknowledged him.

[@chiefsosakeef9006]

@@Mr.Prufrock согласен на все 100

[@frauenheld1316]

@@chiefsosakeef9006 русский, да еще час назад Да я сплю

[@chiefsosakeef9006]

@@frauenheld1316 гыг

[@user-wb9un5qx7w]

Imagine trying to explain to someone that you enjoy watching a grown man caress cantaloupes for 1 hour 13 minutes because it gives you "tingles"

[@GrijzePilion]

And not just any grown man, no, it's a businessman from an 80s B-movie.

[@TheSpoonDeLauro]

Leila N grope my melons

[@GrijzePilion]

***** but it speeds up everytime w.d temi says aw yea

[@DomicidalCovers]

Leila N This is going to be the best comment I read all day, and probably all week haha.

[@billy7784]

are you challenging? cuz i'm willing to take up a challenge

[@TheMrSeagull]

I knew subscribing to ER would bear fruit.

[@SirNeutral]

Yes! We are positively berried in excellent videos.

[@FourTwenT]

Ikr

[@Deton8e]

bare** Unless you were referring to the animal.

[@TheMrSeagull]

Uh, you might want to double check that correction there. Bear as in the verb, not the noun.

[@chadtheundead811]

MrSeagull No he's right.😂😂

[@MagatsuDiarahan]

KZbin: You're doing great, Ephemeral. People really like your videos, but how are you going to spice up your next video? Ephemeral Rift: I'm going to use cantaloupes as mics. KZbin: And...? Ephemeral Rift: And paint a smile face on each of them. KZbin: That's bloody brilliant.

[@FourTwenT]

Sounds legit

[@peeks7165]

ButterBro filthy roadhog main

[@armyducky1]

Fucking genius

[@liltahr4059]

ButterBro UFC

[@raptorrats2745]

Ephemeral Rift: and also tap on them with dinosaur gloves KZbin: Even better.

[@melancholia8835]

He should totally make a Bob Ross video where he actually just paints on a canvas for like an hour straight.

[@TimoKanal]

He already did exactly that.

[@melancholia8835]

wait did he

[@melancholia8835]

do you mean the face painting one?

[@TimoKanal]

Oh, yes I mean the "face" painting one. Sorry I mixed that up.

[@melancholia8835]

Timo ah okay

[@raeleelol]

So many people are confused in the comments ER fans are just used to it at this point

[@rumbleslug3334]

Pidge Gunderson ikr

[@kimm7611]

hey look its you again

[@captaingallifrey4274]

Right tho

[@rigaboyz]

Why do you have 1000 subscribers with no videos?🤔

[@LuciusPepega]

Chickens That's just how KZbin logic works...

[@josephvintuks7183]

Only a year ago humans managed to harness Potato technology and now we're using Cantaloupe. Wow the 21st century is full of technological feats!!

[@FourTwenT]

I know right

[@Deton8e]

the Desires... i remember you from another video. You replied to every comment.

[@M4VEN]

They do that with every Rift video I think omg

[@kitanaisunshine1057]

Yeah, the Desires is a very dedicated fan, probably one of those people who reads through the comments while listening. I do that, too, to a lot of different ASMRtist's videos (reading comments).

[@dontarguewithme3628]

Alayna X Everyone remembers him, even me ffs.

[@jimmy5170]

American settlers fought 200 years ago so that we could all listen to a man talk into two cantaloupes.

[@Doggowoofenbark]

50 Blessings I loled

[@villehookeneriksson3473]

50 Blessings the constitution was written so that history would eventually lead to this. We live in the golden age

[@NebulaMirage]

Hundreds of thousands of Native Americans aswell

[@pepeja4757]

Hell yeah

[@maus6967]

@B Z you mean what, they paid the diseases to kill natives? They intentionally infected them with diseases long before we understood how diseases work? What do you mean they massacred them?

[@AnimatedASMR]

Now enjoying the fruits of your labor...

[@sethmc469]

Animated ASMR nice

[@hannahahn4675]

"Mom, dads talking to fruit again"

[@wormworm9388]

Good one.

[@chiefsosakeef9006]

@@wormworm9388 не

[@Shonibub]

In the beginning I was laughing so hard thinking this was a joke but I honestly got so many tingles, especially with the monster hands 😂

[@dszastr]

Chantelle Marie OMFG same! 😂 I was dying of laughter in the beginning! And I thought I was the only one 😂

[@amarantheinwhite]

Chantelle Marie his videos tend to have that affect on people xD

[@Lagx1]

The rival's of the coconuts! It would be fun if you had a "war" between the cantaloupe, the coconuts, the potatoes, cardboard, and other channel staples like the cthulhu blocks. The audience would vote which video was better and would move up the bracket, the winner could get a mega episode (3 hr+). Just an idea that popped into my head when I started to drift to sleep while listening to this video. Well done as always and best luck from your loyal viewer. :)

[@georgelao2026]

Lagx well the cardboard and tinfoil war was suggested in the latest tin foil vid

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

kool :P

[@fredericphilippi8062]

Lagx i would love to see that😂

[@benlonergan4196]

This guy is a real artist.

[@FourTwenT]

This is true

[@Juanbobo13]

the DESIRES I agree friend

[@nadadealer4435]

What's your job? "I grope melons while seductively whisper into people's ears."

[@jwinklz]

Oo RiceRiceBaby oO "I'm also a member of the Tin Foil Hat Society"

[@bookmulch7379]

James Winkles and also a prisoner of Arkam asylum. great place really

[@stanielstanielson12]

Oo RiceRiceBaby oO don't forget deep one

[@spookymiller5017]

You should do an asmr live stream, people would actively give ideas

[@growlwn143]

You do know that if people would give advice it would just be something along the lines of asmr binaural breasts right?

[@FourCogs]

I get the impression he has more ideas then time, so as nice as that sounds I'm not sure that would do a lot for him.

[@He4dhonchoe365]

He rr Gamer shit I get sooooo many tingles

[@tyler-ek7eg]

he's done google hangouts before if you look back at his older videos

[@shaunsno2242]

yes this is a good idea

[@pepethefrog9314]

And the people at the grocery store thought you were just going to eat these. Boy were they mistaken.

[@alexanderhamilton4258]

Pepe The Frog If only they knew...

[@NoEntertainment]

I N N O V A T I O N

[@verzeda]

a e s t h e t i n o w i c z

[@NoEntertainment]

L O W F I D E L I T Y I S H I G H F I D E L I T Y

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

S P E L L I C U P N I G G A

[@arcxcc]

We meet again. No....

[@tactics9282]

CM Cardenas what console for destiny?

[@GeneralFranky08]

Your fruit and vegetable series of binaural relaxation videos are my favourite. The sounds the textures of fresh produce make are really soothing and are a great way to calm down. The above sentence goes on the list of things I thought I'd never say. ASMR. It changes people.

[@blameful4814]

GBA1390 you should check out Thefoodsurgeon

[@GeneralFranky08]

Awesome recommendation - I wish they were longer though!

[@blameful4814]

GBA1390 thanks! and I absolutely agree but the guy doesnt have the subscriber count to be able to do it full time (more or longer videos)

[@crashmancer]

Yeah I'm actually sort of embarrassed by how well this works.

[@TheHipocrit]

just went to bed, perfect timing. everything is right with the world. Thank you, daddy

[@75bonjovi]

TheHipocrit ew

[@IndustrialBonecraft]

Your average ASMR person: 'Uhh, I have some white noise.' Rift: 'Lol, I'm gonna put melons on spikes, paint faces on the skin, and grope them! ' I don't even get ASMR. I like experiments with sound and Lovecaft, but at this point I'm just here to see what this nutter does next.

[@noodlum93]

Looking sharp dude, and excellent audio quality. Thanks as always.

[@cameronkote9502]

Cantaloupes: *sweat nervously*

[@FourTwenT]

True

[@toadboydude5015]

More like **sweets nervously**

[@sva3464]

For those on Mobile :D 00:01:13 Trigger preview 00:04:04 Painting happy little cantaloupe faces 00:09:42 Cantaloupe TLC 00:16:09 Cantaloupe health checkup 00:17:29 Pestle & mortar with salt 00:23:12 Disposable latex cleaning gloves 00:27:50 Cantaloupe scalp massage 00:29:44 Leather gloves 00:34:44 Monster hands 00:42:04 Fresh lemon tapping 00:44:55 Ping pong balls 00:50:13 Wads of crinkly bags 00:57:57 Plastic bottle cap 01:03:03 Tissue package relaxation 01:09:09 Cantaloupe brushing with gibberish & fade-out

[@Sacoglossa]

Thank you :)

[@KiwieeiwiK]

The bit around 15:30 is the best ASMR I've ever had. I keep coming back to this video just for these tapping sounds

[@PurplePoppyAnimator]

You say you have a wife and kid. I wish you were my dad growing up, not in that "daddy" way I just think you'd have been a seriously cool ass father, not that you aren't already.

[@Hefeh]

You best high-five yourself for correcting grammar on KZbin! Good job you!

[@TheLividPaperInBed]

Purplepoppyanimator I'm a "grammar nazi" when it comes to people making grammatical and spelling errors in sentences where they insult someone's intelligence

[@stefleloup3707]

Purplepoppyanimator fais toi en pas trop tu écris très bien en anglais. :)

[@PurplePoppyAnimator]

StefLeLoup Ahh merci! Mais je ne parle pas le Francais tres bien, L'anglais et Irlandais est ma premiere langue mais la Francais, ce n'est pas! Mais c'est un tres beau langue! J'adore! Pour apprendre des langues, c'est un grand passe-temps pour moi!

[@coleosmond6256]

StefLeLoup bonjour je parle francais Aussi bonjour je mapelle cole

[@blulikefriendlyhit1213]

Still waiting for the potato pet ASMR

[@TheFamilyManOf5]

I wish he would bring back asmr man.

[@suckmydingledong]

xXxblooded He's going to make ASMR great again.

[@nonyabusiness5611]

FriendlyHit I'm still waiting for "Margaret The Movie"

[@dabi8635]

FriendlyHit Or the spa with Dave

[@eyebrowsGreg]

I'm waiting for a "This War of Mine" ASMR. It'd be cool because during the day they would have to stay quiet because soldiers, or during the night, they would have to stay quiet because there's a breakin.

[@jakobbryant4296]

Who else thought the cantaloupes were hanging in midair until ER walked behind them

[@123454321Jose]

lol

[@eyebrowsGreg]

Jakob Bryant THEY ARE ON SRANDS IN THE GODDAMN THUMBNAIL!

[@FourTwenT]

Right here fam

[@aalexxandriaa]

lmao me

[@soulstice6890]

5Assassins you are on a "srand"

[@Blazstabman90PWNZ]

I am very greatful of your work, its innovative and brings something fresh to the table, not just within ASMR, but within KZbin in general. Good stuff man, thanks for being now a part of my routine.

[@arsenalfootballvids7795]

I genuinely can't thank you enough for the effort you put into your videos. Criminally underrated artist, and I do so enjoy the content. Thanks from me and so so many others.

[@paavoilves5416]

Why is it that this video has sooooo intense triggers? Is it the cantaloupes or what? And if so, why do the cantaloupes make the sound feel so intense? Man I'm full of questions!

[@myspaget4924]

I love the way he caresses the cantaloupes...

[@thorntheerect5466]

Mallorie McMullen That a Fetish?

[@thorntheerect5466]

Mallorie McMullen Hah. Original.

[@Lunageldia]

Never had I imagined I would be oh so relaxed by someone caressing fruit into my ears. The wonders of technology...

[@AleutianSailor]

First we had potatoes, then we had corn, and now the upgrade to cantaloupes. What's next, squash microphones?

[@asdfhalolol]

Jacob Carey how about ,watermalelons

[@figeon]

Pumpkins!

[@bettyboo4271]

Jacob Carey Might just end up a set of mega pumpkins or some other huge fruit/veggie

[@Aeghamedic]

You forgot about the pineapples and coconuts.

[@louiscimmino7286]

Ms pineapple makes a comeback in future episodes😂😂

[@BubblesTheMuffin]

You know, ER works so hard for these vids. The fruits of his labor are really paying off

[@MissRedrum]

I dont know what you have done to the asmr comunity but I love it.

[@raeleelol]

I told some people in my class about this They think I'm crazy now

[@DiamondRivlz]

You *are* crazy if you had a reason to tell people in your class about this.

[@raeleelol]

Diamond Microwave well my friend told them about asmr, and they were talking about rift in class and I was like "HE UPLOADED A VIDEO ABOUT A CANTALOUPE"

[@DiamondRivlz]

Pidge Gunderson Then I guess they have no reason to think you're crazy, if they were actually talking about it :P

[@maus6967]

You clearly are if you lack the judgement skills to know not to tell people about this

[@dontarguewithme3628]

This video is cantaldope.

[@YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA165]

Don't Get Triggered I was triggered by the white male atheist patriarchal approach of you oppressing me and telling me what to do and what not to do

[@verzeda]

The Cent Lord hey, triggerers.... TRIGGERISE THIS. *BOOM*

[@FourTwenT]

Nice one friend

[@thechineserussian]

ANYTIME OOOHHH RECOMMENDED AT THE PRICE

[@eyebrowsGreg]

NexusLord 901 Why the fuck did you continue it? It was already fine.

[@cheframsay499]

Absolutely fantastic, very creative way to prepare cantaloupe, it's well done. But these fruit puns are RAW.

[@fredericphilippi8062]

I like how he integrates his clothing to the video :P at the cardboard video it was cardboard-coloured here it fits the microphone thingys perfect too :D

[@blameful4814]

Mike Scribble All his vids are thought out so well. even down to the smallest details you can tell there is some intention. gotta appreciate the rift

[@evanbutler5001]

Everybody has these new Cantaloupe Microphones and here I am with my Potato Microphones. I just ordered the Corn Microphones too...

[@gryphon7675]

I'm really curious whether ER wears dress pants to match when he does this kind of video...

[@gryphon7675]

Great English there, Death...

[@DiamondDweller246]

plot twist... he wears no pants

[@Fr00stee]

Mr. Harder no underwear either

[@DiamondDweller246]

Icyfire damn right ;)

[@endermage77]

Yes, he does At least some of the time Mostly we have no way of knowing

[@DazzlingEndASMR]

Fruit tech has gotten surprisingly advanced! A clear upgrade from the potato. Great noises

[@shanemanzi8880]

Why am I up at 3am? and more importantly why am I watching a guy rub his cantaloupes?

[@brendonmajzik4402]

Shane Manzi The better question is... why not?

[@disasterbi8610]

Uncle E knocks it out of the park again! Every minute was gold. I loved the sheer variety of triggers. Dose cantaloupes.... *-*

[@patrickwolter9395]

When a video that features a man placing a stethoscope on a cantaloupe with a face on it isn't even close to the weirdest thing on ER's channel.

[@Minenice11]

He is a really good guy not putting any ads in the video!

[@textheviking4914]

"Audio fruit technology" -Ephemeral Rift 2016

[@danielchoate7452]

There is no other KZbinr like ER. I love every one of his videos.

[@oberonlee4716]

You know Rift, I would be interested in seeing non asmr videos of your characters if you wanted to branch out with a second channel or something. Great work. Thanks for the tingles.

[@thenamastamers5273]

2nd that lol

[@kermit7139]

At that point it just becomes a multiple personality disorder

[@ColwellNC1309]

Thank you for not reversing the mics. Great video as always!

[@GilbertTheWeird]

Psh. I heard about the new Microconut. The most fuzzy microphone ever.

[@suckmydingledong]

GilbertTheWeird Micronut :/

[@NoEntertainment]

Somehow this Micronut lacks said fuzz. Disappointing.

[@purukumi4957]

No.

[@Anonymouseyoutuber]

Yes.

[@tonoornottono]

maybe

[@turtles6610]

idk why i just love spherical asmr. Very psychologically comforting.

[@Shady36]

So that's where OJ's gloves went.

[@ZARCDik]

Aiden F. Seems Uncle E might be working against the Doctor?

[@alexthepunk84]

i already liked the potato microphones video. i can say this one is excellent too

[@ZZPxFTW]

The asmr community: the only people who WANT to be triggered

[@blobhappy321]

absolutely love the monster hands, thank you for not getting rid of them.

[@Vulgun]

With the Cantaudio, you too can lose 300 calories while performing ASMR and talking to your friends!

[@PurpleJive]

I'm only 5 minutes in, and I can already tell this is going to be wonderful. How are you able to function with all this creativity and uniqueness?

[@TheBorf]

YO DIS BOI STARTING TO LOOK LIKE CHRISTIAN BALE FROM AMERICAN PSYCHO

[@AztecJester93]

I'm looking at your profile and I am confused as to why the Jimmy Wrustling meme has not been combined with Harambe

[@markb1806]

AztecTheJest this is the best comment I've seen in years

[@chaincyclist2736]

Drek D it could also be the vault tech sales rep.

[@dylank795]

I loved the latex and leather glove sounds! He should make a video dedicated to different glove sounds 😆

[@Kuronosa]

you took my favorite fruit and made it a microphone..... okay....

[@FourTwenT]

Yup

[@Juanbobo13]

the DESIRES yeah, I agree

[@ananbrooke189]

These high quality videos are what I live for

[@Logan_Kiser]

You should do like a roleplay video called, the don of asmr, and act like you are the godfather doing favors for people, that would be cool

[@harrypairatesticles5708]

yes YES

[@GodlyWorship]

Logan Kiser p

[@Logan_Kiser]

David agreed p it up

[@dilabetes]

Man, and here I thought we were gonna have the Cult of Calming Cantaloupes

[@ViperRulerlm]

I swear Ephem is like in the process of slowly evolving into Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction.

[@captainhwdie2888]

Didn't even notice the resemblance until now, and I gotta say you might be right.

[@renaebingham8810]

Potato microphones has always been one of my favorites! thank you for the cantaloupes!

[@luzasmr]

Awesome

[@shjazz58]

i have to say man, your videos are a whole 'nother level of asmr. you do such a great job and put so much effort into it. :D i really enjoy what ive seen. i hope you keep it up. Much respect.

[@yov2880]

I have a cantaloupe... I have an Ephemeral Rift.... HMMMM Take my like!

[@irid4scence]

this was actually really relaxing & i was expecting to exit out of the video in less than 5 minutes what the heck nice job my dude. you earned yourself a sub :]

[@jakedickens9240]

Hey ER! Have you considered doing a video as Gman from the Half Life Series? I think you would be very good at filling that character.

[@alexanderhamilton4258]

Jake Dickens In fact, too good...

[@epicxiphos8269]

I think i just officially stumbled onto the best asmr channel on youtube

[@jpperron1835]

would it be accurate/fair if i started using "the David Lynch of ASMR" as a compliment? ;)

[@burtrandolph1745]

JP Perron that's what I was thinking

[@macmiddlebrooks1]

Spot on Sir. Also David Byrne.

[@texanplayer7651]

39:37 That moment when you see ER questionning himself "What in heaven's name am I even doing?"

[@JohnJohnson-jr6hp]

This is quite the fruit of your labor, no?

[@Rangerino]

Yo around the time he used the leather gloves I felt tingles in my chest and butt, plus my nipples hardened. Is that normal?

[@tundra6491]

no

[@burtrandolph1745]

VtN Ranger instructions unclear. My dick ended up in the fan belt...

[@kitanaisunshine1057]

What kind of kinky stuff have you been doing with leather gloves?!

[@Rangerino]

I am now rewatching this and now my nipples are stiffer than an oak tree.

[@cringecrew101asmr8]

VtN Ranger this is actually supposed to happen as the sensations are supposed to tighten your body and to get tingling sensations around the entire body. It happens to me to.

[@cosmo6536]

The most creative person in the asmr community.

[@aquariusnymph]

My melons approve of this video by far.... oh my. I'll watch it later when my boyfriend goes to work tomorrow and I'm at home hehehehehe. Thanks ER

[@AleutianSailor]

Sabrina Best you come out to your boyfriend now about the Uncle E addiction before he catches you watching "cleaning my balls ASMR" and then things just get weird.

[@olgakoukouftopoulou3544]

Those cantaloupes looks so happy they enjoy the asmr

[@petergriffin1492]

I don't understand this. Could someone please explain how he did this? I just assumed he stuck some mics up the cantaloupe

[@jr-wn9yf]

Dakota Deal he probably cut out the other side we can't see into the shape of the mic.

[@petergriffin1492]

Pretty sure a century is 10,000 years. Yeah Oh

[@SuperCommenterGuy]

Dakota Deal the actual mics are outside camers view on the left and right. notice how in the beginning when he was talking in the middle of the cantelopes his voice wasnt being picked up well, and the sounds were only very clear when he was making the sounds on the outside of the cantelope

[@ZZPxFTW]

ScG logical theory but when he paints the faces, he's walks around to the front, so the mics would have to be pretty far away. But, here's the dead giveaway: any contact with the melons is picked up really well for out-of-frame mics. The vibrations are being directly related, so the mics have to be in contact with the melons. I think he has the mics stuck on the melons, just out of sight, albeit on the farther sides of them. Obviously having them in the melons would muffle the sounds and we probably wouldn't even hear anything. But it is cantaloupe after all, so he could have a small channel or pocket carved out for the mics to sit in. Notice the wire running along each stand.

[@arcxcc]

Guys. The mics are just behind the melons. Watch the potato ASMR video. You can see the wires.

[@D0m0309]

nice suit! the colour really brings out the beauty of the cantaloups

[@ASMRPowerOfSound]

Cantaloupe is good for you 😏

[@sagegrouse6467]

FruiTech. Not only is it Fruit as well as iTech as names such as iPhone but it's Fruit tech and FruiTech itself, 4 words in 1. Thats my man Ephemeral rift for ya.

[@Saitoshiba]

Does the new avatar from ER means that charlie is coming back? #CharlieComeBack

[@natelamping5281]

He comes up with the most awesome things

[@jakefromstatefarm1405]

Uncle E! Please do a 1hr matches/matchbox asmr and do a sequel to the "inventory" video. Love love love your work and I hope you are doing well!

[@Rhovanion85]

This is the best fruitTech melon infused binaural Asmr video on the planet !

[@skullcrushers1000]

I feel like he has to have a hole cut in the back for us to be able to hear his voice so clearly.

[@FourTwenT]

Could be

[@Juanbobo13]

the DESIRES same

[@WomblesMama]

When I'm rich (or employed) I'll join your Patreon. I can see you put in a lot of time and effort. I wouldn't be able to sleep without you, and I appreciate how your videos are always a decent length.

[@BlackArrow36]

Abosolutely love your content! Keep it up :^]

[@jacksonspouse9971]

The gibberish part was soooooo relaxing

[@begiraffe8711]

This was my very first ER video

[@bagel_soup2]

so based. this is a good one.

[@somervillage9307]

this is fantastic ER brings me back to my favourite of your asmr the potato mics, love it.

[@brendonmajzik4402]

56:02 Is this when the illuminati messages start playing? A member of the tin foil hat society warned me about this.

[@wzrdfog185]

That was impressive. Kept a straight face through all of that? Damn.

[@user-qk8be3kh4j]

"Wilson!" - Tom Hanks

[@uriahocean6968]

So, I stumbled across this binaural video thinking it would help me sleep. Let's just that while this video is strangely relaxing I kept waking up laughing too much. Bob Ross cantaloupes. Oh this is HILARIOUS.

[@ButterShutterModels]

He looks like Kira from JJBA. Uncle Rift just wants to live a quiet life.

[@FourTwenT]

I know right

[@ZARCDik]

ButterShutter I'm still waiting for a ASMR With Stray Cat.

[@NebulaMirage]

KILLER QUEEEMM

[@ZARCDik]

STAR PLATINUM- ZA WAURDO

[@alexanderhamilton4258]

And fuck hands, kill cats and pose menacingly, of course

[@Shteuby]

previewing sections of the video - awesome touch

[@happylife5914]

hey what are you watching? "oh just a man tapping on an cantalope for 1hour"

[@thecrippster3457]

HappyLife Instead of responding to the comment, edit the original. I don't really know why people don't do that

[@delenn4life]

Gnarly Narwhal I didnt knew that was possible