1 Hour Of The BEst Doctor Stories On Reddit!

[@erictaylor5462]

40:00 A guy walked into my doctor's office saying he was in pain and wanted opiates (hydrocodone). The doctor looked at his medical records and saw he was abusing the drug and refused to prescribe. The guy then broke his finger in front of her and said, "There, now I am in pain." She said, "I will treat your broken finger, but I still can't prescribe anything for your pain."

[@Up10tionslay]

He tried his best lmfaooo

[@erictaylor5462]

@Chill Vibes desperate for drugs?

[@user-zu3yf3mg2e]

Eric Taylor of course. Opioid addiction is crippling. Please all remember it’s an addiction.....a disease, not a choice to ‘have fun’. It’s no longer fun if you’re breaking bones in front of your doc to get a box of oxy’s

[@viperbreathgaming8992]

Clare A-bell so you get help

[@scoutclapscheeks2203]

Does anyone else listen to these to fall asleep?

[@gumballproductions8642]

Why would anybody listen to things being shoved up peoples asses for fourteen minutes to sleep?! I know I would

[@KuchiKopi.]

Not this one specifically. But yeah

[@iluvlotty]

I just happen to wake up to this one

[@cameronjacob00]

Ye, not specific topics, but these videos

[@adonahue00]

every night for the past few years

[@emilysherman3596]

When my great-grandmother was on her deathbed (before I was born), the day before she died she started introducing everyone in the room to someone they couldn't see. It soon became apparent that she was talking to her long-deceased mother, and to this day I firmly believe that her mom came to get her and take her home.

[@cleetusmacfarland9453]

yup, when my uncle died after going through hell with prostate cancer, my mom was 800 km away, and was awakened by her curtains billowing in and her dog bolted to her feet and looked east and gave one long howl, mom swears she heard my uncles voice say he was free from the pain finally, it was barely a minute before his wife phoned to say he was gone

[@chaoscreeture]

;-; ..wow I wanna say something to these, but I'm not exactly sure what to say, so.. Woah

[@emilysherman3596]

@@chaoscreeture I firmly believe that your loved ones will come to get you when your time is up.

[@arianebolt1575]

I heard of a dying woman who said something like "The baby's crying". Her cousin had a miscarriage at the same time.

[@Nikki_81]

Silliest story for how things get up the butt; They were cleaning their kitchen, NAKED, and stepped up on a step ladder to clean the top of the cupboards and fell onto a 2L bottle of coke that they were drinking while cleaning! And it magically went up the butt with ease! No lube or anything! 😵🤢 We also had an elderly man who had an obsession with carrots up his poop shute! Went to surgery many times to remove them!

[@TheMattc999]

Nikki M a *2 litre?!?* Good lord, how does their anus hold in the turds? Seems like if someone can get that up there anytime they have to drop a deuce it would just kinda drop on out. 🤯 Edit- there=their

[@Nikki_81]

@@TheMattc999 that is one of the most asked questions of the new coworkers in my department! Lol

[@BloodNote]

Wait a 2L bottle? That is not small at all. WTF

[@autumnleaving]

The fact that before the 7 minute mark the number of stories about mangos in Butts is greater than one is horrifying and impressive.

[@krissybaglin9206]

Okay but the fucking screw driver

[@theunderlyinghaterlol7]

These people seem to have the largest arse ever

[@Finnlandyy]

SPOILIERS

[@justinx590]

Spoil my appetite maybe x)

[@Moo-2310]

I bought some mangoes last night, and am going to eat one for the first time ever later.

[@erictaylor5462]

I was working in a hospital as a security guard. My job was to guard the ER (A&E for GB's). I would check ID's of staff coming into the hospital for their shift or after smoke break, Get a wheelchair for pregnant women coming in in labor and sometimes park cars. The ER lot was only 6 spaces and strictly enforced 5 minute parking. People coming in were directed to the hospital checking and I would help those who needed it. One night perhaps 4 am (the "drunk rush" had just ended) and it was very quiet. I looked up and saw a man coming in and, I'm sorry to say I over reacted a bit. I had the guy sit down and, afraid to move him I ran to get a doctor. The guy asked the doctor why everyone was kind of freaking out. He had no idea he had a "Rambo" knife in his skull. He'd been stabbed in the head and the knife had passed between the two halves of his brain causing know damage other than the skull fracture caused by the knife going in. I found this all out 3 days later when the guy dropped by to thank me for helping him. He'd been discharged the day before but I wasn't on shift them.

[@areyoulit4209]

"Yeah doc I have this weird headache I have no idea what the cause is. Can I get some good headache medicine"

[@erictaylor5462]

@@areyoulit4209 Something like that. He had no idea who had stabbed him. Over the years I've wondered what it would be like, seeing friends and wondering, "Are you the SOB who stabbed me?"

[@ozdal3434]

can't say you overreacted man the guy had a freakin knife in his head

[@StrickerRei-Chn]

What a lucky guy.

[@emilydotbug]

"Turns out he was chewing on the bone in his pinky finger" ....OK STORY TIME IS OVER! EVERYBODY. BED. NOW!!! Lmao

[@lovebirdmic]

I WINCED SO MUCH

[@berishad123]

Not a doctor but when I was around 14 my grandma was feeling sick, suffering from headaches etc (she said). My family were hardly worried as she often got ‘sick’ for attention. (Me and my family don’t live there so she gets sick so my dad has to go there and see her.) This time was different though, when I looked at her I also noticed that she was struggling to breathe and she looked like she was about to pass out any moment. I asked my aunt what kind of conditions she has as I knew she had a lot and my aunt mentioned a few. One of them had something to do with her blood and that she could be prone to blood clots. I told them to call the ambulance immediately cause I suspected she had a blood clot and after a bit of convincing they finally believed me. Keep in mind, I was 14. My grandma started puking blood, lumps of blood seconds after the call. The ambulance showed up and she was taken directly to the ER. She did have a blood clot or multiple, can’t remember where it was nor the details surrounding it but it was potentially life threatening. The ambulance personal said that if we hadn’t called sooner she might’ve died. I basically just used common sense but either my entire family’s idiots or I was just a genius child.

[@michelewalburn4376]

You're a genius in a family of idiots. Lol

[@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934]

You’re a genius and should be a doctor if you aren’t. Great job!

[@junrobin9335]

I think it's more intuition and you being a child having the time to look at the details. Like my dad this year looked god aweful. Had so many hospital tests done. And I was like there's something wrong with him. And all the other people in my life went. He is an adult it's his own responsibility. So I told him my concerns about overworking and burn out. And he told me not to worry he knows what he's doing. So I told him once that if he keeps it up he'll have a heart attack by the end of the summer. I didn't mean to predict the future. But it was pure intuition and genuine concern while all other adults struggled with their own problems because I had the time to pay attention to those details. Unless something goes horribly wrong, most people don't even notice when your complexion changes.

[@erictaylor5462]

Creepy last words? A knew a kid growing up who liked to play chicken with trains. He'd been in trouble for it already and had been grounded twice, but he just couldn't resist the thrill. One day he timed it wrong and the train (going at 60-70 MPH) clipped his back wheel. He was pulled under the train and cut in half just above the hips. He looked down and saw what the train had done to his body, then looked up and said, "Don't tell my mom." Until then I thought such and injury would be instantly fatal. It's not. It takes a couple of minutes to die after being cut in half. Long enough for you to see and comprehend what had happened. Long enough to worry you mom might yell at you. The only solace was, at least he didn't seem to be in any pain. BTW, a person's insides have to most horrid smell. Blood, rotted meat, and feces all mixed together.

[@elte_rpower8277]

I'm so sorry. I wish the best for you and his family after that, wherever you are now I wish you all find happiness in life

[@demi5136]

yeah chief idk about that. if his "meat" was rotting, he would die anyway. if his flesh was fine then you're either still medically illiterate or this didn't happen and you're just dramatising for likes, the idea that 'clipping the back wheel' would pull half of him under adds to my scepticism. sad if it did happen, but i'm cynical.

[@erictaylor5462]

@@demi5136 I'm not sure where the rotted meat smell comes from. My guess is it comes from the food a person eats. But the rotted meat smell is an undertone of the shit smell. As to the physics of being pulled under the train, the back wheel is hit and pushes the back of the bike sideways. This has the effect of pulling the front of the bike closer to the train which also pulls the rider closet to the train. You would know this if you had any understanding of basic physics, and a description of the smell can be found anywhere. Just ask a surgeon. You should also look up the definition of "cynical." Frankly, I just think you are more ignorant than skeptical (which is the word you should have used in place of cynical)

[@edspencer7121]

@@demi5136 If you've ever butchered an animal and processed it you would know better than to nick any of the guts with the knife. That's where all the stink is.

[@ahuzel]

@@edspencer7121 lol you just rekt the "cynical" guy.

[@isabellamorris7902]

"Dang Energizer batteries". That, right there, is a good sport

[@ARedMagicMarker]

If this were Toy Story, that Barbie would have some serious PTSD.

[@RichGirlLi19]

This wasn’t suppose to be funny 😂😂

[@BloodNote]

That story went from disturbing since it was his child's doll. To me laughing so hard over this comment. 😂

[@a.h.jhughes114]

I love the story about the person who put DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID on the door knob. Totally going to try that on my extremely gullible brother. That's some real strong stuff there, friends. DNA, the most deadly substance on earth, xD

[@teddy-beargamer6385]

Dog in Donut Well, every body with that in it eventually dies

[@Moo-2310]

I'm going to pull that one on my nerd friend. I'm going to say that my water bottle has DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID in it! Yes, I copy-pasted the word. I'm too lazy to type it out.

[@susanrobinson910]

Nah, you are forgetting that dihydrogen monoxide is more deadly than deoxyribonucleic acid! Try using THAT line on a gullible friend 😊 In case you are unaware, dihydrogen monoxide is water 😁

[@Griffin050A1t]

I have to wonder where he sources that dna from….

[@riverlady982]

Starting at 18 I went through 2 doctors 3 specialists of the internal kind and for 3 years they missed that my gall bladder needed to be removed even when I insisted it did. It did, and was full of stones, diagnosed by E.R. doctor after tons of visits. Had 5 spots in my stomach from throwing up by 19. Even had the doctor who did my second scope accuse me of Balimia, almost punched him. Still got sick for years after, hospital stays and all. Finally in my early thirties a friend suggested trying and non gluten diet and it worked.

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

The Dad who waited until he knew it was Wednesday to die, what a loving man he was, and my Blessings to his family, Thanks for sharing that. May we all pass with that much dignity and respect.

[@unreallilac5554]

No one: Literally no one: Reddit video’s: TL Doctor

[@chickenmilk120]

Yeah it bothers me....

[@jays.6843]

That meme isn't funny.

[@spzer2557]

@@jays.6843 Nobody: Literally not a soul: You: tHaT mEmE iSn'T fUnNy

[@animeHEAT]

The dude who wanted to give his brain to his mother was actually kinda sweet and sad.

[@csr129]

Ya

[@erictaylor5462]

4:00 Dude screwed up his dong. Literally.

[@erictaylor5462]

Actually, you can cure anything if you go to Germany and bite the grass. On you have to do it in German. "Bite the grass" is the same thing as "Bite the dust" here.

[@erictaylor5462]

@@cleetusmacfarland9453 When did I mention trains?

[@cleetusmacfarland9453]

@@erictaylor5462 sorry, not sure how it ended up under this one

[@erictaylor5462]

I have been hospitalized several times. I always *ALWAYS* thank the nurses. I thank them and apologize for being a pain in the ass every time I push the call button, and I only push it when I need something that can't wait until they check on me again. Those people work their asses off and they don't need some asshole calling them for every little thing like it's a life or death emergency. I've heard people complain about how long it takes for the nurse to come after they push the call button. Thing is, if you only ever do it when you need help quickly, when you push it they always come quickly. They never take more than 2 or 3 minutes when I call and usually they come within a minute. I asked once if they could put in a priority setting, green for, I need you but no rush. Yellow for I need you, but not an emergency and red for "if you don't come right now, I'll die." She said, that if that option was available, most people will use red for everything.

[@HannahSiemer]

Sounds like you’re very ingenious solution, I’ve heard it used for construction paper for neighbors, pretty neighbors, who can’t get out easily. It’s a tossup with me, I try never to be too much of a pain in the butt whenever I’m in the hospital, since my mom went through nursing school, when I was in grade school, never got her foreign, But I never try to be too rough on them. I am a fall risk, so I have to call every time I need to get out of bed, which is normally to find the bathroom, and then get back. I’ve also had certain nurses or their aids. Tell me to press call button for certain medical things that need to happen before or after food has been consumed. Complex syndrome, got to love it. And the doctor seemed to appreciate the fact that I can understand most medical terminology, keyword, most.

[@Four4Reddit]

Funniest one is the guy who thought diabetes was a sexually transmitted disease 18:38

[@ethelgrog]

The doctors get excited when they get to operate, rang a bell. I went to an ENT after years of having severe sinus issues. He took me for a CT scan and when it came up on the computer, he excitedly told me to come look. I had a swollen turbinate, so big it knocked my seldom say out of wack. First visit after surgery, he excitedly told me when he stuck his scalpel in it tons of pus came flying out. Never had that happen before. I really made his day. I have had several grandparents reach out for long dead loved ones as they died. It's real fokes!

[@barchaosmaster339]

The screw one got me I can’t get past that and now I feel pain and discomfort at the thought

[@denverjordan9145]

11:46 I hope that kid is doing okay now and got the proper support they needed. Makes me sad to think about the kind of emotional pain and dysphoria someone had to go through in order to do that.

[@HolyGoddessMotherAnne]

I understand the pain and I feel sad and frustrated as a dysphoric trans youth who wants to die usually.

[@UrlacherBears54]

"I had a patient try to feed her newborn baby a French Dip sandwich a few years ago." I didn't know Gordon Ramsay had a daughter.

[@supernolofanpennylane3401]

Duke Coughlin he actually does have kids

[@maddykrantz]

He has a son though.

[@geckogirl9151]

@@maddykrantz he has 2 daughters.

[@ronakino]

My dad battled cancer for six years. A few days before he died, he was getting another dosage of morphine when he looked me in the eye and quietly said, “I love you.” The way he said it, I just knew that was the last thing he would ever say to me. I quickly replied with, “I love you, too.” He smiled, then closed his eyes. As far as I’m aware, that is the last thing he ever said, and I’m so grateful for that moment.

[@cloudyexe-tk5wv]

Last time I was this early people didn’t exist

[@vibeyvibevibes]

I don’t think I’ve ever been more impressed or disappointed in my life

[@sunnyskies6118]

After this video I will always appreciate the fact that my job requires no pens or pencils.

[@goobywooby963]

0 to Mango!!

[@derwolfgaming7775]

1:21:47. I would visit my grandparents but I have three things holding me back: 1. I don't have a valid passport (my grandparents live in Canada while I'm in the States) 2. I don't have a car (though I think going in an RV would be smarter in this case) 3. We're in the middle of an epidemic.

[@spacekid9680]

*ZERO* ADS!!! THANK YOU!!!! I CAN FALL ASLEEP LISTENING TO THIS WITHOUT BEING WOKEN UP TO PRESS "SKIP AD" (I like listening to these videos as background noise while I do stuff on my tablet. I also like listening to the robotic voice reading out these stories to help me fall asleep. Frick you insomnia but I love these videos nonetheless)

[@dahliasdarkside1695]

daughter's whole barbie went up his ass OMFG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[@MCLefka]

1:09:17 "dont look it up!!!!" "Well now you have my curiosity" Dont look it up.

[@glitzyx4x852]

MCLefka I have and I’m not bothered by it for some reason

[@lashatatashala8352]

I got a few minutes In really wish I’d listened

[@ryanross8807]

5:05 “his butt did the weird winking thing” Eww..

[@KnakuanaRka]

Ryan Ross Yeah, that’s the part that sticks out in my mind.

[@michelleadams3412]

I love stories that make you feel less scared of dying O:-).

[@gwendolynstone5094]

“You can take the man out of Texas, but you can’t take Texas out the man” lmaooooooo

[@mokalover3491]

My grandpa died march first 2019, his last words where "It's time." This video is making me so sad.

[@suzettejenkins4430]

Best heavy metal album of the year "Fireballs of the Eucharist" by Behemoth.🤘🤘

[@TwiddleFingersDB]

Every /askreddit thread: x: tell us your y story^ "I am not x, but here's an urban legend I'll tell as if it's fact"

[@markmcknight2467]

Pepperidge Farms is a bakery 🥯. They make 🍞 breads and cakes 🍰. I think that you might mean Hickory Farms. Now THEY are the company that specializes in meats and sausages.

[@susanrobinson910]

Yeah, it’s all fun and games until you “accidentally” fall on a bunch of billiard balls that end up stuck up your brown starfish…in numerical order 😂😂

[@gloves3890]

I was playing with LEGOs when I heard the LEGO in the butt story.

[@rynnroses3621]

24:35 does the OP realize that there is such thing as being allergic to water? That there is such thing as being allergic to cold temperatures? Because it is real. Some people only have external reactions. I, in all honesty, would state under oath, am allergic to cold temperatures. It is called Cold Urticaria. It’s a real thing. If an ER doctor ignored me or my medical ID bracelet, and put ice on my skin, my skin would turn red and swell in the area. It would be very dangerous to place ice on or around my nose, mouth, and/or neck, because it could close my airway. I luckily have it better than some people, and can handle short exposures to the cold without swelling, only itching. I have an EpiPen in case I am exposed to cold temperatures, like falling in a cold lake or have to pass outside when there is a lot of snow.

[@katiee22ify]

I remember when I had my first ever surgery in 2016 I had the usual rule do not eat or after mid night because I was due to get surgery the next morning. I actually packed a note book and some pens and made sure music was on my phone to listen to because I was convinced that after surgery I'd be bored and need something to do. Did I use any of those things did I heck the first word out my mouth when I came round was water. It's literally all I wanted lol my mouth was drier the Sahara desert. I also still remember this one nurse who was super nice and made the worlds best cup of tea it was so good. I felt super doped up for ages after too because they had to give me two lots of morphine because they couldn't get my pain under control. Yeah that was a wild ride I can tell you

[@VitaNocturno]

1:16:09 and on, I think half the stories had me shivering and the rest had me crying

[@erictaylor5462]

1:17:00 This one made me cry. He was thoughtful of others to the end.

[@erictaylor5462]

@trix o "Legend" Differently legend 😜

[@z_ed]

38:23 "girl gets pregnant; boy gets gym-a-cuh-mas-juh..."

[@faithdiaz01]

You don't just fall on most of these things.

[@xLionsxxSmithyx]

Obviously they farted while falling and it caused the anus to open and sucked up the "object" when they landed on it.

[@writernora1523]

Hi! Just a quick observation: The cut sound (the one where it sounds like a cutting telephone line) in between each story is a bit too loud. I’d appreciate it if it was a little bit quieter as I usually turn these stories on to sleep. Thanks!

[@TheLoneHaranger]

A lot of the time the gene pool needs a little chlorine. Never ceases to amaze - and annoy - me how so many walk around in total ignorance. Used to be thought stupidity is the result of lack of information. Nope. That wasn't it.

[@erikaford7743]

Benadryl in an IV drip???? BEST HIGH EVER!!!

[@midnightserenity9797]

With the brown recluse bite, I can relate. I got bit on my right forearm by one when I was fifteen. I refused to go to the hospital because I don't like them (not a phobia or fear or anything, I just don't like them and won't go unless I have to), so I went to urgent care. They confirmed it was a brown recluse bite and prescribed cephalexin, but two days later I couldn't lift my arm because the venom had begun to attack my muscles, making it nearly impossible for me to move my arm. I ended up having to take sulfamethasoxathole (I absolutely misspelled that, I can't even pronounce it, we just called it the sulfa-drug), and a steroid called prednisone that made me sick if I didn't eat with it. And that wasn't even a bad reaction to a brown recluse bite, it was actually a very minor reaction, and I have a tiny scar left over. I did have a big brown spot on my arm where the bite was for a few months, but luckily it ended up fading away on it's own. Ever since then, I can't even look at a spider without flipping my shit. If you think you got bit by a spider, go to the doctor. I didn't want to go, but thank God I did. I'm an artist and I got bit on my dominant arm. My favorite uncle's elderly roommate just passed away a few months ago because he got bit by a brown recluse and refused to go to the hospital. He was otherwise pretty healthy, he moved around great, and was really active. Did chores, helped cook, took care of his three cats, he even built my parents a chicken coop. If you get bit by a spider, go to the doctor. Swallow your pride and go to the doctor

[@emilialavil2618]

The ass snake story left me weeping with laughter

[@pinkanimositygaming]

My great grandmother died later in the same week as her son, my grandpa. She didn’t know he died as no one had told her yet. She looks up and says “*grandpa’s name*, what are you doing here?” and drops dead.

[@babysaho9576]

Ahhh the joys of gardening naked... ;-D

[@Spencer-wc6ew]

Why isn't there just a policy of always doing an x-ray before a MRI scan?

[@robynsalaver4069]

The guy who sodomized a woman, who never consented to it, committed sexual assault. Deserved to be sued.

[@fasciolahepatica5464]

Could you do a video pertaining to Veterinary Medicine? Like VetMed confessions, craziest experiences, dumbest pet owners, etc.?

[@valeriestorm3412]

Need more of these. I miss my ER days 😁👍

[@thelucywho3983]

It's so sad that so many people don't understand how you get pregnant or STDs. Must be that abstinence only education

[@cleetusmacfarland9453]

when in the rockies always wear bells so you will not surprise a bear, and always!! carry high strength bear spray, also learn what bear scat looks like so you know what type of bears are in the area, black bears has twigs, and small animal parts, griz and alaskan browns have bells and smell like pepper spray

[@chulutheimposter5415]

Lesson learned... When someone tells you to not look up something. Don't look it up...

[@MachallaNaNaNa]

For the love of god, people, PLEASE just buy naughty toys. Stop putting non-naughty toys up your butt

[@thatguyoverthere5570]

Buddy learn time this is an hour and a half , I'm out now

[@Zecodar]

8:22 was the funniest thing I had heard in a long time...

[@threemar3]

I usually don’t freak out about stories but the screw driver one had me stop in my tracks and curl up in imagined pain

[@Vessecora]

My diabetic grandpa occasionally has hypoglycemia. Sometimes, the lemonade we keep in the fridge for these times is actually sugar free because my grandma doesn't notice when she buys it. It took a few times for her to fully understand the difference, and why he needs the lemonade with sugar in it. To be honest though, with the wide variety of brands and all their different designs, it can be hard at first glance to tell. Of course, he also has the glucose jelly beans but as the lemonade is always in the same spot so it can be quicker.

[@Kelly-jq8kf]

You just don't go from 😂 0 to Mango.😂 I'm DYING!!! My new catch phrase!!

[@hanugupta450]

I am in a mood to start a fight in this comment section

[@orangemanexplainsthejoke6200]

... I like candy corn

[@wingman4564]

No you're not.

[@josukes_bag]

Orange Man explains the joke e w Corn is better

[@furbymaster4239]

I'll help Sao is the best anime and queen bee produces the best henai

[@hanugupta450]

Start fighting I. This comment section

[@juliejohansen2078]

Man you are welcome for the watchtime cause I fall asleep every time I try to get through this

[@Nitewalker999]

I literally almost diead from laughing

[@tungstenwhizard4361]

That doctor who spoke German was very smart.

[@tylerv5413]

*copyrights “Fireballs of the Eucharist”*

[@darkstarr984]

Oh god. If someone has low blood sugar, especially if they’re diabetic (you’re unlikely to know they have low blood sugar otherwise but hey), give them a small cup of fruit juice. It will help bring them back to level fast.

[@suzmac1526]

Things found patients butts when I was working as a nurse. Shampoo bottle, deodorant bottle, shaving cream can, chicken leg...potato...who looks around their house and goes “oh yeah, potato”?

[@christineloader1835]

"TOUCH MY BASS"

[@diamondseraph9369]

Okay, so technically this was the last (and possibly the first?) thing I said to them before they died...but when I was a kid and my great grandfather was on his deathbed my mom took me to say goodbye to him. Well, according to my mom the last thing I said to him was "Goodbye grandpa" which was heartwarming be cause that was the first time I ever called him grandpa and I think I had either never met him before or had only ever met him a few times. I was really little so I don't actually remember any of this but my mom tells me this story every once in a while and I just think it's adorable.

[@same8514]

My dad is a forensic pathologist (he dissects people to see how they died) and he had the body of a robber who tried to shoot the cop . Minutes later he found money shoved up his butt. Not even that much less than 1k dollars which isn't a good robbery .

[@missfahgitmeknot1261]

My husband, before he passed stared into the hallway of the hospital raising his hands to the sky looking at something I couldn't see and said well I guess it's just my time. I had to take him off life support three days later.

[@kaykanut8778]

I will never understand all these ppl sticking random things in thier bums... Just use a corncob like a normal person lol

[@cmerrick5721]

1:23:53 this gave me chills HOLY shit

[@amber1213]

I am a going to leave this while I sleep

[@liquerinfrnt]

Jesus I shouldn't have watched this at 3 am before bed 😬

[@razzmatazzthevaliant7427]

**gasps** one person was wrong, kiwis are from NZ...

[@sciencenate]

I caught on fire when I was a kid, at a beach bonfire. I was petrified to tell my parents - so I kept it a secret. They had to debride my leg when my mom finally saw black sheets of skin falling off my leg. Healed up well with the silvadene cream.

[@MaximNightFury]

"and the next bright red blood was spewing out of his mouth" Reminds me of Terry Fawles

[@beckyharrison1539]

My friend worked at a hospital and a guy came in with a candle up his rear apparently he was decorating the Christmas tree naked and fell on it or so he said

[@SraTacoMal]

I wonder how many BS-sounding stuff-up-the-ass stories are actually true.

[@ivydex3073]

Srta.TacoMal Unfortunately, I bet they are all true. People are crazy.

[@akteno2796]

I want a 1h version of the dumbest things in but of idiots (no kink shame)

[@catmac4700]

My family and I believe in life after death. Just before my mother died in a hospice, she kept looking at the ceiling and saying, "Help me take it off. Help me take it off." Soon after she said this, she died. We figured she was talking to someone on the other side, asking for help in taking off her body.

[@melanee6926]

One in a million shot doc,one in a million

[@sha-384thegreatest]

thank god im informed early, or else i'd end up here in ~5-8 years

[@jeanneparisot237]

I love mangoes. What a waste. Unforgivable. The mangoes are sacred.

[@MeowthRocket]

thanks for the recipe, dinner doggo!

[@jaredkeith2466]

Do more 1.5 hour ones

[@Obeytheunseen]

Hey i have that swelling in my head! The swelling of your optic nerves is called Papilledema and the main condition causing the swelling is called Idiopathic Intracranial Hypertension. Apparently its rare

[@randomnigga1837]

Yeetusfeetus

[@Mc44]

No. “Number”

[@HannahSiemer]

There is no way on this beautiful earth that you were getting a pedicure straight after open-heart surgery, unless the nurses are willing to do it for you. I have had open heart surgery twice, the first time. I don’t even remember I was too young. I do remember Moses that takes a crazy long time to recover, no matter how good of shape you are in, and the most you feel like doing is walking them holding back. You have bones, muscles, and nerves that are trying to knit themselves back together, as well as a heartbeat made just be finally figuring out what it feels like to actually be properly functioning for a change, depending on the reason for the open-heart surgery. From that point on, I will tell you that hiccups are particularly painful because of what has been done to your sternum, which has more than one part, the main body,, and the chip, called the process. Every pointy thing in anatomy is a process. Please pardon dictation for all errors.

[@Jerminator009]

Wow that f your deity sent a chill down my spine