There's a drug dealer next door. His customers keep vandalizing and trying to steal our SUV. We got rid of the SUV, and now I'm waiting for their next move.

I actually know almost nothing about Catholic and Christians so I didn't know this. That's more of my lack of knowledge then being genuinely dumb though.

To be fair there's a lot of creatures in the world that sound mythical or made up but are actually real. I mean a huge, hairless beast with tusks, a nose in the shape of a snake, and ears wide enough to smack you sounds ridiculous right? Plus how often do you see elephants in person? Little side note but have you ever heard of The Last Of Us game? That fungus virus sounds crazy right? Turning living creatures into zombies. Well guess what.. we have something like that in real life. I forget the name but currently it only effects ants and other small bugs but it's REAL and that's terrifying because if it evolves to work on humans we're screwed.

That first Titanic one is somewhat understandable if they've never been in cold water. They wouldn't know how difficult it would be to move.

Took care of a sweet old lady (healthcare) Turns out she did time for murdering a child. She was also suspected of murdering a second. Blew my bloody mind!

Someone who has been friends with my sons for over 30 years is about to stand trial for the brutal murders of 3 people in the city where I live. He was my youngest son's best friend and spent time at our house quite a bit in elementary school. He and my son drifted apart after high school even though they talked occasionally. I guess he got into drugs very badly. We don't know what happened. This was one of nicest, politest, empathetic person I'd ever met. We're still in shock.

I have 2 stories. First one happened in a apartment complex about 20 years ago. The neighbors that lived just below me had a habit of staying up late at night and I always saw someone going in there every few minutes empty-handed and then come out with a brown paper bag. Somebody called the police and had them investigated. Late one night they did raid and it ended up they were selling drugs out of his apartment. Second one happened in an apartment complex that was run by Housing and Urban Development (HUD), this happened about 2 years ago. And it was pretty much the same story, somebody selling drugs out their apartment.

I was the school joke. No one would talk to me in break, it was just me and the food I could buy. Fuck the whole school, frankly. After I left, I lost weight, my hair grew and I became very good looking. I became successful. So although I never saw the bullies again, they probably read about me. While they were living their highly deserved shitty lives.

I was adopted by the people who fostered me. My bio dad is a bellend end of, bio mum sadly no longer with us. My adopted mum and dad are amazing! Though sadly dad no longer with us, it was a little odd looking back as they fostered more kids after adopting me. 36 they helped in total, 2 of there own and out of the 36 they kept me

Was a pretty good friend of mine,😮, what?!?

5:46 TÜRKİYE MENTIONEDDD🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

My Brother A petty thief that been in prison a few times. I never liked when he use to visit, but my mom always insisted letting him stay with us when he had no where else to go. And when he did, something always went missing from the house. Yea... my mothers enabled him. But i have not seen him in a while and i have no intentio s to change that.

woo hoo

4:10 WE AREN'T STUPID. YOU'RE STAYING TOGETHER FOR THE KIDS. WELL DON'T!!! YOUR KIDS DON'T WANT OR NEED ALL THE BAGGAGE FROM YOUR SHITTY MARRIAGE!! AND THAT'S ALL THEY ARE GETTING FROM YOUR STAYING IN AN ABUSIVE, TOXIC MARRIAGE. WAY TO RUIN YOUR KIDS VIEWS ON RELATIONSHIPS. 🤬🤬🤬

My mom dated a guy who I mean I always knew he was a criminal he had teardrop tattoos told me he's been to prison and even killed a few people one day we moved to this place called Lake Wales estate I later learned that no cops go in there just because every time a cop or even an ambulance or a firefighter goes in there they get killed apparently that whole area it's just nothing but drugs meth houses meth labs drug deals dumping grounds anyway turns out an area that he I guess got from one of his friends he used as a drug Stache House because there was giant hay bales and I thought that was weird so I tipped one over on the side of it was a giant canister full of weed and money turns out all of them had it there was even fought nuggets of weed and one of the sheds anyway one day I was just at home watching TV someone pounds on the door I open it too big ass Latin dudes they were speaking Spanish couldn't understand what they were saying and I'm like Jose some guys are here to see you I guess they talked to him I have no idea what they said they left he told all of us to pack everything up and we need to leave now apparently the guy who who used to live there his friend they called him Cuba for some reason he apparently was a drug runner for a very dangerous guy and that was his stash house and he ran off with a lot of drugs and money he fled the country apparently anyway they went to go look for him at this drug house they told him you need to leave now because people are going to be by later this week you all need to leave so we all left basically I almost got killed because my mom dated a guy who knew that his friend was a drug dealer gave him a house that was a stash house and almost got all of us killed

I had one of those nuts while working in insurance. He kept rattling off insurance regulations and statutes that literally did not exist. And the one insurance regulatory statute that did exist (the only he probably could cite) he completely misrepresented. Sorry buddy.

Lordy, I have dwarfism, a trach and hearing aids… the thing that mostly annoys me is people who seemingly don’t understand the concept of hearing loss and I need them to talk louder. I also had some well intended (but still rude) lady who implied that I needed a service dog…..(please don’t assume someone needs a service dog! Especially if it’s a large breed!) I told someone I was hearing impaired and they told me sorry for that. (It’s insulting and demeaning to assume that deaf/ hard of hearing people cannot lead full lives) I don’t exactly appreciate strangers asking about my trach by and large. I like morbid things too don’t get me wrong but I don’t appreciate strangers inquiring about my medical history (this applies to all disabled folks because a disability can be the result of traumatic experiences) Some cantor/piano performer at my grandmother’s living facility said some well intentioned but rather annoying comment on how God told him he was going to meet someone special (me) 🙄 I am sure he meant well but the way it was said was condescending and I don’t appreciate being put on the spot. Oh and I was in my 20s…

Not a doctor but i was a housekeeper at a hospital for years, we see just as many things as every other department. One of the saddest things ive seen was when i was working in the ER one weekend. A toddler (couldnt have been older than 2 or 3) was in one of the trauma rooms surrounded by a whole bunch of staff with the protective gear on. I found out from a coworker that the kid had been run over by a tractor. It broke our hearts hearing the poor thing cry 😢

This wasnt really a rule, but one time we were going on a school trip and the teacher told us that we could wear anything on the trip. I asked the teacher after class what "anything" meant. They responded to just wear whatever I wanted, the next day, I showed up wearing a giant, mascot style, monkey head and kept it on all day. A school of young children who were on a trip to the same place loved it!🐵🐵🐵

computer seizure alert 54:06

Said I was lying about my learning disability for attention

Heard this from a relative once: It just looks like the sun is disappearing behind the horizon because it is perspective. That was a sentence that did not sit well with an artist/illustrator who works with perspective every single day.

The dancing man😭😭 that shit genuinely freaked me the hell out when I first heard it

NAD, my wife went into a critical ward, with four other women in there. she got stabilized after several days and went to an oncology ward. the first day there were 4 "code blue" calls for the critical ward. she was the only survivor. i still have her.

I rented a pool just for myself 😅

1:31 the most northern southern state is maryland

Kopi Luwak. I have no idea why anyone would want to make coffee from coffee beans that have been shit out by an Asian palm civet, nor do I know why it’s the most expensive coffee in the world.

When I was 4 my mom had some serious bi polar issues and I vividly remember a fight my parents had. My mom was screaming about something and my dad was yelling back. My dad's friend was trying to deescalate the situation but my mom ripped the phone off the wall and threw it at him then grabbed a knife and put my dad against the wall with it to his throat. I don't remember much after that except me screaming and crying while my dad's friend took me outside to try to calm me down. Some of the apartment kids who were a little older told me to come play with them to distract me so I played with their gi Joe's outside, the police were called and I was taken to my grandparents. Good times

The one about the OP getting three different versions of the N64 is the best one here.

That one about the husband going back home to get a proper sleep in a proper bed then dying that is just sad, especially because he had always been there by his wife's side.

I love the thumbnail lol.

I like that some of these are people talking about doctors not believing them . I don't mean that in a silly way btw.

One year I got Zoo Tycoon the Complete Collection and I still ocassionall play it from time to time.

i would be pissed taking cab at 1am and realizing they dont want to play. i mean sure this will never happen to me but it just seems inconsiderate.

"Just leave your partner." It is not a never will be that simple, as much as we would all like it to be. Cheaters are humans too. Flawed, hurt, yearning humans. We all need certain things, and when someone offers to fulfil those gaps, it takes over our brain. Personally, i think the only reason cheating is so frowned upon is because of our culture. Its seen as taboo. But its kinda rediculous. You can see these people are genuinely hurting and concious of their actions. They arent villains. Not quite.

30:33 "Grief is love that has nowhere to go." -Delilah

I’m only a few stories and I’ve already cried from laughing so much, holy crap this is the best thing I’ve watched today🤣🤣

I literally just met my biological father and two half sisters in October! We all traveled to Connecticut and spent four days together. It wasn't without challenges, as we don't know what drives each others' actions, but I'm *sooo* blessed to have them in my life!! I do have to say though, that it's not like those staged and posed "happily ever after" reunions you see on TV. Every person has flaws, and if you truly want them in your life, you have to learn to deal with them. It's not all daisies and roses, but it's so worth it. It's really amazing to see the resemblence between me and my sisters and my bio dad. :) I know I'm rambling, but just sharing the thoughts as they come.

Had a friend on the psych ward for depression and attempted suicide. Her name was Diane. There was a British man also on the ward. He constantly insisted my friend was Princess Di, after her divorce from Charles and before she died in the car crash. My friend has blond hair cut and styled like Princess Di. This gentleman continued bowing whenever he saw her, which was several times a day.

The answer is pretty much whether or not the girl is attracted to the guy or not. A guy she isn't attracted to could do the same actions as another who she is attracted and she will call the first one creepy but not the second one. The rest of these answers are just nonsense excuses to hide how shallow they really are.

There was an MVA on the highway, car busted through the barrier and careened down off of an overpass. Woman was like 7 months pregnant. She didn't make it, the impact was so bad it allegedly pushed the baby out of her. I don't know if her husband survived...I just know that both mom and baby didn't make it. Small town...things get around

The prisoner one was the saddest. It was just pointless cruelty on the Warden's part, he was clearly on a power trip.

Late-diagnosed autistic, not only did I not get the manual, I had to come up with my own that's been good enough to get around (mostly) but now I have to fix my whole understanding of social interactions at the age of 29 so I can hopefully be more than an NPC to people around me

7:50 Woman living in absolute poverty because her previous medical bills had bankrupted her -- only in America, literally only in America. The rest of the world can't believe we don't have a better system.

8:33 di- did the robot just spat here after reading the sentence?

Since I was 16 I have celebrated no birthdays or Christmas's. I don't really know any people in a close way other than work so I go to eat Chinese food by myself. I'm 53 now. I still do the same although every few years or so I get some company. :)

My second cousin is Richard Nixon, 6th cousins with both JD Vance, and Timothy McVeih (The OKC bomber)

My Apple Watch makes me feel stupid but informed

11:50 I’m going to hell for laughing

This wasn't in the hospital٫ but my mom's friend's son just died of a heart condition over the weekend. We didn't see them often٫ but I liked the kid٫ and I'm in denial. Sorry٫ I just had to say something.