1 JESUS vs 24000 SATANS - Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator

[@thewanderingmistnull2451]

Jesus disappeared because the computer couldn't keep up. He'll be back in 3 days.

[@stagelinedpro]

☝️this

[@pandakimmy6966]

lol

[@juliopena2098]

40

[@FrownyMascot]

😂😂😂😂

[@wernerhiemer406]

And then came the Rolling Stones.

[@johnapple6584]

I dont remember reading this in The Bible.

[@RedStefan]

This is the second coming, not published yet.

[@anshul5705]

Aah, the chapter you left.

[@braxtongeorge8038]

I think it was somewhere in Revelations, but I'm not sure.

[@_jori.05]

I learned this when i was in 6th grade

[@jackharlowsbiggestfan3717]

Lol, I’m the 100th like

[@fenrix155]

Me: *turns on the tv at 3 am* The history channel:

[@thomasshelbyasmrconnoiseur7046]

Idk i've seen crazier shit on history

[@Vandarte_translator]

@@thomasshelbyasmrconnoiseur7046 Same

[@gauravupasani9088]

History channel wil have them fighting this battle on Jupiter. 😂😂

[@Fatchick2316]

Accurate

[@gt131970]

@@gauravupasani9088 This comment made me crack tf up😂.

[@ligth3977]

The 60k dislikes are the Satans that got defeated

[@Hakso_29]

Nice rickroll 5 bits

[@shantanushukla2073]

@@Hakso_29 shit i didn't even notice 😭🤣

[@jezusgigachad7220]

Fax

[@slonky821]

or people that didn't want to see a slideshow

[@OfficiallyWrexx]

Or maybe it’s cuz the video isn’t what it says it is. He literally says he couldn’t find Satan so he has a demon soldier who resembles Satan.

[@hareeshscifi13]

6:15 is what you came for...

[@Xolomilco]

You're doing Jesus' work, thank you.

[@xgaming2624]

tysm!!!

[@astrxlmane]

Thx

[@Supbishxoxo]

Thank you was about to fuck this shit off till I seen your comment

[@chtrzang]

Finally, someone is here to help

[@slightlyexistential1640]

This was never written in the bible

[@OccultFactoryProductions]

lol

[@puzzlign410]

Cuz they ripped out the last page

[@AgentZeeYT]

@@puzzlign410 😂 LOL Why.... Man

[@g.m.f]

Eu tô muito chapado oh yeah high bro

[@mateuszbrise6593]

Cause holy bible it’s created by human hands. This guy just get a call from Jesus. Tell them the real story of Messaiah. This is it🔥👌😂

[@DragonsGlove]

Jesus: Fights 24000 Satan's God: Are ya winnin son?

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

Yes but actually no dad, (Glitched out of he map)

[@danielsmithiv1279]

I don't like the fact that Christ wasn't throwing them hands. Makes no sense

[@bjir1892]

Im Islam, Lets peace🤗

[@michaelterrencefernandezli6688]

Underrated

[@Orpheus000]

AhoyMantul no

[@damoon_p]

"Jesuses" It's my first time seeing Jesus written in plural form

[@forest5306]

😂

[@juliusbelmont1369]

Lmao

[@zarpp9411]

sus

[@yosuasinaga740]

He just ONE, but he did kagebunshin bro

[@nylonthreadonmynek8838]

@@zarpp9411 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😳😳😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥸🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@funny-video-YouTube-channel]

Jesus got unlimited lives, but the re-spawn lag is 3 days :-)

[@jeremylunsford5398]

Only after the first death. After the second,it takes 2000+ years

[@obgmugen]

lol

[@gordongoodman8342]

@Jeremy Lunsford He died one time.

[@TheJMilea]

2 days*

[@jeremylunsford5398]

Gordon Goodman according to the bible, "he ascended to heaven." Sounds like a pleasant way to say "He died".

[@droolpool6046]

Jesus: "I will go into the desert for 40 days" Disciples: "What for?" Jesus: *cracks knuckles and smiles* "I have something important to do"

[@jeffnorth5844]

Its free Real Estate lol 😂😂

[@austy_whasty7941]

Hahahahahahahahaahahah that comment is one of like 3 ever to make me laugh for real on KZbin. Hella clever. Atheist approved. Thanks so much for that

[@jackr1465]

that was moses though. but lol

[@droolpool6046]

Jack R shush it's Jesus in this video

[@PhantomMana]

Jeff North why do i see this comment random places xD earlier i was watching Hermit crabs exchanging shells, and even then they were commenting "free real estate" LOL

[@Onionhorse]

is this what he did 40 days in the desert?

[@justinrobinson692]

Onionhorse nah he just invented burning man

[@justinrobinson692]

Onionhorse they had to shorten it because only Jesus could handle 40 days of that

[@AddressUnknown666]

He trained in the room of spirit and time

[@keyspirits95]

J.C. You're the man

[@bigpig2709]

Preety much

[@jeffwright1239]

I was an atheist before, but after seeing how powerful Jesus is I am a believer! God truly is all-powerful!

[@arkfr]

what?

[@bambo7816]

wtf

[@sharly6300]

💀

[@justGloria]

Amen

[@sim4786]

Amen ✝️

[@papablade8102]

Ya ever find yourself watching something and think "how the hell did I end up here?" This is that place

[@chrisvinicombe9947]

Yep

[@SneakandBuild]

90's: I cant imagine how powerful and what can the computers do after 20 years! 2017: Can Jesus defeat 24000 Satans?

[@AhmadF370]

Lol 2020 : *sHoEs MaSk*

[@concubusbunnyart8797]

@Promise Rivoningo Ndlovu Wow dude how do you know that, I don't recall devil's or even jesus in the news duking it out.

[@suisui5930]

Shit I got rickroll

[@fighter4166]

Fortnuts😂

[@musicvault7284]

@Promise Rivoningo Ndlovu no, god is all powerful but Jeasus has the power of an Archangel, or a random human depending on when this takes place, but for arguments sake let’s say he’s an archangel because that’s when he’s at his most powerful. Satan otherwise known as Lucifer, used to be an Archangel, and he used to be the most powerful and it was only with the help of god that Michael defeated him. So unless Jeasus gets his Dad to help him out. Satan would win this fight because he had superior numbers. And you saying 1 could defeat thousands alone...

[@lileebraver]

6:24 If you're looking for 1 vs 24000.

[@allanlegendz3625]

Little Homewrecker thanks your my hero

[@ilja_solov]

Little Homewrecker )

[@andrevvsan]

Your a life saver

[@rabidkitty7386]

Thank you kindly.

[@sliceofbread6929]

Thannk!

[@AustinTheWeenieTickler]

It’s always funny seeing the massives amounts of AI get confused because there’s only one enemy.

[@uebswarroom]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZ7UZZeGpcaGh7s

[@chiloandchepo]

What u mean ?

[@javi.dezign]

I should be studying

[@BunnyOnASnuman]

Neh, its "student's week" in my city

[@gravefx9437]

Same

[@puzzlign410]

U gonna be dumb man

[@thelabminer2048]

Ikr me too

[@stray_cat87]

Javilord Me too

[@ianhines2302]

Atheist friend: What convinced you to become Christian? Me: *Plays video*

[@aikiiru]

Ian Hines LOL LMAao

[@v_unknown-god_v292]

Ian Hines u got that from a meme kid

[@vuminh1210]

Saw this meme on 9gag :3

[@joe.nevgon]

Christians:Oh no,Millions of demons are about to invade us. Jesus:Hold my Holy Water

[@riel1674]

the gospel in a nutshell

[@jeralyndelacruz6294]

sorry but বাংলার খবর TV Its Jesus. He dont drinks.

[@jeralyndelacruz6294]

বাংলার খবর TV IN THE BIBLE. 😕✝️

[@ledingrave]

@@jeralyndelacruz6294 actually in the bile says that he DID drink, and he often went party so... you really need to reed again the bible man

[@Coconasbaldshinyluminoushead]

@@jeralyndelacruz6294 I see in a picture too he drinks

[@gloom0259]

Atheist friend: “What convinced you to believe in god?” Me:

[@blackwolf9129]

A god is on a video game? This is bad jokes dude bad joke, this is why some people become an atheist

[@gamingmachinebr9873]

@@blackwolf9129 por causa de uma piada ruim?

[@jdubc2927]

Dang Jesus didn't even get defeated he just disappeared on them, that's how powerful he is

[@dick_richards]

Amen Jesus Christ is the King

[@fasterfreedom7020]

Isn’t that what he’s always done. Disappear lol

[@dick_richards]

@@fasterfreedom7020 Lol he disappeared in crowd's in the Scripture over and over when they would turn on him, and go to stone him etc.... It's obvious that is what the Scriptures infer, by the very phraseology.

[@hermanbengkulu77777]

He's died

[@hermanbengkulu77777]

Mati ya mati tod

[@delievers]

He was respawning, you just had to wait 3 days.

[@295414417]

n1 :D

[@Whey2Sober]

haha

[@jasontrollzforever9472]

Nice one

[@fegeleinmasterofantics1362]

Jasper Sergio Thats God not Jesus

[@grammarnazi1413]

Jasper Sergio They're the same really.

[@soullee2949]

Explain this, atheists

[@JC-bt3gv]

Soul Lee i cant...i am now christian

[@mchs5356]

Soul Lee yeah me too i am atheist became christian

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

(This whole comments an edit) believe in what you want to believe. Just dont push your religion on me. i dont need nor want to be "saved" from being myself.

[@trudipper8055]

The Great Cornholio Satan should lose because it would be unbiblical.

[@awakeoceanborn1288]

Soul Lee It can't be explained. I feel blessed and born again after watching this. Jesus is truth! Although it is funny how he dissapears before getting rid of all the evil out there (as usual)... kind of like he needs it to exist to keep selling his invisible product... but still... JC for the win!

[@doubleedgedfist1535]

Realistically it wouldn’t even take that long. One wave of his hand and those satans would be dust.

[@BenDover-el3oc]

"realistically"

[@cunt-k6s]

@@andoryus cus big bang and life both appeared out of nowhere LOL atheists are retarded

[@MatthewSparrow-bb7bw]

Bro, you make it sound like he’s Thanos

[@xxjonasx100]

Jesus Christ is more alive than you, you are a living dead

[@Ciera2V]

​@@andoryus valorant is a shitty game

[@rocksolid4597]

Imagine Jesus actually seeing us from above, lmao, what would he think

[@zad_rasera]

He'd be proud

[@love4075]

He would think that life is not about religion but about love.

[@CC.07]

“What the fuck did my father create?”

[@aaronjones9269]

Ultra Instinct Shaggy hes seeing us EVERYDAY

[@rocksolid4597]

@@aaronjones9269 that's what I'm worried about

[@Bradley_Fitzgerald92]

1945: "There will be flying cars in 2018!" 2018 KZbin video: "Jesus vs 24.000 Satans"

[@isaac9085]

Call me Brad 1939: “Japan will win WW2!!” 1945: *gets fucking bombed*

[@ricmikkel]

1945: "There will be people using commas in numbers that indicate thousands!" 2018: "1 Jesus vs 24.000 Satans... Which is just 24 satans."

[@ricmikkel]

@CAPTAIN LUCIFER speeches*

[@cycl0pz912]

weird flex but ok

[@Hello-hn9kq]

Honestly that's a step up from flying cars

[@mangboyet5102]

I ended up searching this vid after seeing a meme about these.

[@mariaconstantino4130]

SAME

[@heyanzel]

same i saw this meme on pinterest jus now

[@JoseMedina-jt6ol]

SMe. I was on the “Wait a second, this is wholesome Christian content” on Facebook lmao

[@rexnorris1009]

SAMEEE BROOO

[@babytiktokerisaac4618]

Oo nga sa TGOSK HAHAHA

[@Renegadedd]

Jesus is really humble taking them one by one

[@uebswarroom]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZ7UZZeGpcaGh7s

[@jesuschrist1518]

*_deep inhale_*

[@detectiveback6371]

Fireball jutsu...

[@Meatwad.Baggins]

You got this, GeeWhiz!

[@benjamilf]

Alv

[@camik6185]

You must of made that account so fast to get that name

[@bruhcat3440]

@@camik6185 Multiple people can have the same account name on YT...

[@crizrose1395]

not even 1% of the power of jesus was spent.

[@deusl4161]

He can defeat satan in just his words

[@raddragon1373]

His power is unlimited!

[@gilgabro420]

and it's not even his final form! He will distroy them in less than 5 minutes!

[@Ronjontcb]

He fake so he got no power

[@truly_577]

@Juju Dickson no jusus is just a masseger from the one true god (allah)

[@Abdullahhh333]

Every night, Satan checks under his bed confirming that thing is not there.

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

Doomslayer teeming up with Jesus would be epic

[@danielsmithiv1279]

@@hunterofdarkness8329 LOL And Jesus is in His Beast Nature Transformation Form thats a combination of Alexei from Ninja Gaiden 2 and a Super Saiyan 4.

[@lucah4056]

@Hunter Marsh ahem ahem. DOOM slayer kills demons.

[@OzVeroy]

@@hunterofdarkness8329 nice holy bible power

[@freelanceryuu]

“I AM THAT I AM.” Game Over. Jesus Wins.

[@sa1yan410]

He really laid the smackdown for our sins 🙏

[@themoviecritic1092]

This needs more likes.

[@emanuelvarela1708]

You know the 🙏 is actualy a hifive right?

[@jimmytang8131]

@Hunter Marsh y tho

[@axelonomjoahnetol5622]

@@emanuelvarela1708 just stop

[@axelonomjoahnetol5622]

@@emanuelvarela1708 also type in praying and u will see where ur wrong

[@Wifgargfhaurh]

Top 10 scenes too badass for the bible

[@dear_myself]

R-rated

[@oliver4957]

CH33TAHXZ 33 armeggedon is in the Bible it mentions this happening and Jesus will win

[@marcelszekowski315]

it's a joke oliver

[@erenyeager216]

@@oliver4957 u just ruined the joke..

[@maisie5386]

The only person who can beat thanos

[@plmz7293]

Maisie besides Shrek

[@squirtlebubbles5059]

PLMZ 😂😂 how could Shrek beat thanos? Fart at his face?

[@DemarMerka]

Actually Squirrel Girl could beat both Jesus and Thanos. At the same time. 😂😂😂

[@plmz7293]

Dina Dva Shrek is the true god. Do not question his ways.

[@matystig8580]

Maisie or the box coach from wii sports

[@Grace-qd5kb]

Game Jesus: **runs to demons** Game Demons: **caelm** Biblical Demons: **runs to fight Jesus** Biblical Jesus: **caelm** *'Be Gone, Satan'*

[@reallybro1289]

this explains everything 🤔

[@lovepeace3849]

Yes!

[@Deadbeautyqueen]

J starts running towards 24k headed enemy asap. Now that is what I call confidence!

[@WolfGamer2468]

YES! Hahahaaa

[@KingChrisMcLean]

Lol. I was a little mad at that. I was like nah JC, let them come to you and get WASHED! 😂

[@anant2048]

Yes even he knows enemies will Fu*k him hard

[@sirlean-beautysubliminals-5515]

boxers practice celibacy to win fights. Imagine the celibate power of Jesus Christ.

[@uebswarroom]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZ7UZZeGpcaGh7s

[@DanneoYT]

Atheist Friend: So what convinced you to become a christian? Me: *Shows them this video*

[@acummins1072]

That wasn’t very cash money of you to steal memes

[@omgJohnson]

Cowbelly who?

[@jessethen7979]

That wasnt very cash money of me to steal this comment

[@suns_out_7610]

This comment thread isn’t very cash money

[@hellodanknessmyoldfriend6101]

This wasn't cash

[@wingwingthecat1072]

Hot Christian Girl: So what’s your favourite story from the Bible? me with extensive knowledge:

[@mikewozowskie8644]

MemenAde stole ur meme

[@feliciavalenciana5266]

@@mikewozowskie8644 yes

[@carlnico7331]

@@feliciavalenciana5266 yes

[@theuberman7170]

There's always that one girl that makes you want to pretend you believe in god lol!

[@TheLudwigWan]

@@bread4228 A retarded joke

[@gigachad4097]

I laughed so hard the way jesus just threw a rock at h8m

[@178adams]

I can just picture Jesus in the middle of that crowd screaming "The power of Christ compels you m'fers" lol

[@shexian4393]

I could see that happening

[@178adams]

J. ROBINSON quote from family Guy, I figured someone would get the reference 😁

[@johncarter1255]

Q Adams Funny but TRUUUUE

[@CorbCorbin]

The power of my Ghost compels you!

[@malek3719]

He doesn't use obscene language like that, that is not his nature

[@blockseven2058]

me in 11PM: this is going to be my last vid and then sleep me watching in 3AM: *watching jesus vs satan*

[@grandre3464]

11AM? That's like right before lunchtime.

[@przeterminator3453]

@@grandre3464 he spent whole day on YT,while mother told him to learn whole day

[@buttchannels4546]

Haha

[@kingcharles5622]

11AM....to 3AM....

[@jeffl8229]

0324 🤪

[@westonmohr374]

Is this how the Bible ends?

[@jd2981]

There's a sequel. This Is just the first part

[@fubliciousbobs9011]

Jose D The Bible is actually the prequel to Despacito

[@voiceofreason3950]

Nope

[@darkmatterUp]

All the stories about every religions its like this funny

[@gregedwards1087]

You haven't read the bible to the end? It was Colonel Mustard with a Candlestick in the Lounge. Actually it doesn't say that Jesus returns, he carked it years ago, some bloke named Ralph lobs in with a couple of cartons.

[@ajdawg22]

6:24 Jesus preparing to annihilate my sins

[@MarioGarcia-ju1ht]

Los hubiera aniquilado solo con el Fuego de sus ojos, pues su poder es infinito.

[@nichy7734]

@@MarioGarcia-ju1ht ameno

[@dimitri6171]

LMAO

[@thehallsofvalhalla2788]

"no Jesus' were harmed making this video."

[@ifsaitamafacegetsyouageblo7198]

Only one glitched out of the map

[@thehallsofvalhalla2788]

maxsonhaxOn the apostrophe is only in your mind

[@lisimaevaga6437]

Obviously Jesus will never die

[@abotz5396]

@@sherlanjuandaputra1168 shiva is fake

[@abotz5396]

@@sherlanjuandaputra1168 nah how will jesus clean someones ass that dosent exist

[@dbassir87]

Even if Jesus dies he has the power of resurrection. Jesus wins 10/10

[@royjordi7950]

who died then? man or god?

[@dbassir87]

@@royjordi7950 not sure, but it’s a good story

[@christianmore9831]

@@royjordi7950 God

[@OK-eo2pz]

God will have it if gods thinks to kill jesus wt happen?

[@Simpkofunny094pocket]

But can he beat goku tho

[@Velindoor]

будучи студентом 2-ого курса могу уверенно сказать: мне это намного интереснее чем та специальность на которую я учусь

[@АлександрИванов-ы1е5з]

Как по итогу, доучился?

[@ДжейкМежняковски]

Будучи студентом кафедры богословия, подтверждаю, что происходящее на видео реально и это настоящая съемка 31 года нашей эры.

[@whothehell_]

Ну как, доучился?)

[@Velindoor]

@@whothehell_ да, а вот универ бросил)

[@certifiedhater5387]

explain this atheists

[@Ogur420]

Satan's has won. CHEK-MATE

[@gauravraj7750]

Anything but this can be watched if u want time wastage

[@naegleriafowleri1715]

chris jesus is not a god

[@obi-wankenobi5411]

@A White Quail Called Quayuh no. This is clearly a gift from god. You morons will never realize.

[@unevilGenius]

Satan looks much sexier than Jesus.

[@rick_septicon7432]

When you got to do your homework but watch Jesus vs satan instead xd

[@spiritualcoconut4478]

Conservative Partiot Sæm. I feel ashamed.

[@zerafromyt8411]

True

[@alvarohurtado2715]

Tomorrow i have a literature exam and I'm here

[@MrMoOomoOo91]

Wtf

[@MrMoOomoOo91]

L(O•10^146)L

[@Makkara2006]

So, what isnpired you to be Christian? Me:

[@Makkara2006]

@Its Ya Boi Davin yea full of good memes saw this one there

[@Makkara2006]

@Its Ya Boi Davin best ones

[@zakvillanueva1812]

It was just a computer edit

[@UchihaFabio]

Me: The honour of his presence twice in front of me

[@melonsquirrel7389]

First time?

[@happiestman978]

He's doing that to relieve me of my sins. What a guy

[@hermione5050]

He killed them with kindness

[@rdeentx]

Heri Demsas no he killled them with magic or something

[@PimpMyTeamShowdown]

And you killed me with beauty

[@ZhenWangLei]

PimpMyTeamShowdown lol nice 😂

[@hermione5050]

PimpMyTeamShowdown smooooooooth 😂😂😂😂😂

[@asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa8725]

Heri Demsas and rocks

[@danielacarrera2492]

My friends are getting married, having kids, studying for their Master degree, traveling the world....and I’m here

[@M0rdFustang]

😭🤣

[@Nobodyss21]

Yeah, me too . Life really unfair eh?

[@floatingchimney]

Gurl, you can be in my lap if you'd like instead. Gnomesayin.

[@MarshaNPILoveCanada]

Well I'm just staying in my house, playing game (Minecraft), single, no bf (or haven't met who loves me and I love him back) nor husband, living with my imaginary husbands, I'm their wife, have imaginary kids and bf, still living with my family, still finishing some of my college's courses in different college (I move out from my previous college), listening to musics, doing chores that I like, I preferably doing by myself not being told, I do travel in the world, outside or inside, while my friends have bf/husband, got works, etc.. Damnit...!

[@Thishandleisunavailableiguess]

Same 🤣

[@isaiahrodgers5077]

"Jesus tempted in the Desert" Circa 30 A.D

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

This got me

[@Jogoatmeatrider]

This is literally the saying " not in my christian server".

[@mrjohnnyjohnster3940]

Jesus be like "Lol, I don't get out of bed for at least 30 000 Satans."

[@lilpetty2394]

1980: We'll have flying cars 2018:...

[@unsubscribeplease9654]

this is better than flying cars

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

Unfortunately, it takes place in the past.

[@owasumi6151]

1980: our time era is garbage I'm going to 2018 tell hitler he can kiss my buns goodbye homeboy

[@swagmire5932]

Damn this overused meme

[@cantwejusthate]

2890: We'll have flying pets

[@anjanazenil9664]

We need Jesus in infinity war

[@ckakalak2]

Anjana Zenil FACTS

[@Teberano]

Рхахпххавхаххвхв

[@imugi-16]

Well we have to give Thanos SOME chance

[@stanleybudiawan7322]

Why is gamora ?

[@gob8927]

I se this movie earlier

[@mathyre232]

Jesus could have defeated them in one second if he had wanted. Instead, he gave them time to repent as fought one-by-one.

[@Henny-7770]

True

[@LordDessik]

God announces Bible 2 Edit: Why tf this got so many likes? Y’all dumb 😂😩🙏 thanks for the likes thou

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

Lord Dessik of shit when that's coming out.... I'm gonna binge read that shit

[@nikitaplat3486]

Bible 2: Tokyo Drift

[@Golabkiwsosiepomidorowym]

worst meme ever

[@maneatinggnomes3985]

Lord Dessik does it have battle Royale tho 😩😩😩

[@Shoegazebasedgenre0.]

Lord Dessik bible royale

[@gusbus1040]

“Looks like Jesus disappeared” Story of his life.

[@lukewilson624]

LOL

[@jcdenton4621]

Just like Obamacare when Obammy left office 🤪🤪🤪

[@cadelewis2663]

Would that technically be the the story of his afterlife ¿

[@marcelstockli9306]

Jesus has home advantage. I mean, it's in the desert guys

[@LowBudgetJustinY]

Marcel Stöckli Never realised that until now lmao

[@javierbarria4948]

Nope jesus was tempted by satan in the desert

[@jeffpulohanan9226]

@@javierbarria4948 tempted but didn't give in

[@shep6671]

@@jeffpulohanan9226 yeah amen

[@eonjadenorogo1240]

Ehem! Not advantage! 99.9! Because God is powerful! Dork!

[@BlackSkull1984]

"In his beloved forgiveness he found peace; and with beloving light he scoured the Nazareth seeking defense against the Satans who fought him. he wore the Crown of Thorns, and those that tasted the bite of his cross named him... the Jesus Christ"

[@uebswarroom]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZ7UZZeGpcaGh7s

[@Deesenutzz]

Jesus christ thats Jason bourne

[@chamo07]

Jack Sandobal Jesus Christ, that's Jesus Christ.

[@ezreth]

Jason Bourne thats Jesus Christ

[@robertoroxas9749]

YUNG DEMXN RIGHT!!👍👌

[@joshuacoolshoes5859]

Jason Christ, that's Jesus Bourne

[@vmmense]

😂

[@hansgulayev7320]

enough internet today

[@eternalhonour3967]

Enough forever.

[@DuceyBlooDoe]

Lol right

[@Thevamp1reking]

Can’t even say it right

[@riverrodriguez7957]

@@Thevamp1reking shut up bitch

[@paiberz573]

Lol

[@przemokarwowski4295]

He protec He atac But most important He kills the army of satans whatafac!!!

[@offbrandpauloftarsus]

Jesus could snap His fingers and everything and anything would disappear, so pretty sure He’d win lol

[@Henny-7770]

He was using 1% of his power to make the demons not feel humiliated.

[@julianchinafoeng90]

You know what they say, never bring a satan to a jesus fight

[@jadefunfacts]

No it’s always bring a jesus to a satan fight and never bring a satan to a jesus fight

[@redneckrambo2275]

youll go to haydees

[@0v3r666]

Said noone ever

[@Smirkonum]

Julian Chin A Foeng issa

[@webiyaa7788]

Julian Chin A Foeng jesus will probably always win

[@josephallen3978]

He'll just respawn in a few days.

[@viktorthevictor6240]

Joseph Allen 😂👌

[@theblackcatvieweraccount5402]

Just 3.

[@theblackcatvieweraccount5402]

METATRON PRODUCTIONS dude. Chill. I'm sure God has a since of humor. Example 1: the designer if the Titanic said "God himself could not sink this ship!" *sets on maiden voyage, get sunk by an ice burg* Example 2: go to Walmart, just look at people.

[@theblackcatvieweraccount5402]

METATRON PRODUCTIONS let me explain something very plainly to you. I pray daily, I go to church when I can. I believe in Jesus, but we are not here to judge. You are better than no one. When was the last time you read your Bible? Clearly you missed the part where Jesus said "let he without sin cast the first stone." People like you give Christians a bad name. The whole point of the New Testament was so God could forgive and save us. But how can you lead anyone to salvation when your to busy doing Gods job and judging people? And over some plain humor at that? You have no right to judge ANYONE. Was God pissed about the death of Jesus Christ, yes. But Jesus satisfied his wrath. Jesus Christ resurrected and is in heaven. Unwind a bit and go read the new testament. Also you need to realise that works alone will not save you. Only faith in Jesus will. It doesn't matter if you pray everyday, go to church every week, or witness to people. All of those are iniquities and are meaningless. What matters is that you truly believe in Jesus Christ as your savior and that he will save you no matter what. Ask your pastor about judging people. He, if he's a good pastor, will set you straight. If not I'd find a new church if I were you.

[@jgonz1325]

7 days

[@Frozen_Ketchup]

Jesus running like a San Andreas character LOL

[@mordenvallendhio8844]

Hahahaha Stupid LOL 🤣

[@Joelevans7]

yeah lol,

[@christianrosales4224]

lmfaoooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

[@vitorioreis]

I like how calmly he says ''Looks like jesus disappeared'' While I am laughing so hard that my ribs hurt

[@TextureMindVlogs]

"It looks like Jesus disappeared" lol

[@traceytaggart1740]

Jesus does that, but he’ll be back.

[@rogerbuschmann8161]

3 more days guys....

[@talaverajr391]

Roger Buschmann easter??

[@rogerbuschmann8161]

^^ you got it

[@cedeking3855]

nooo if u have waited a little he was coming back, gaining ultra instinct!!

[@faviana.menesesc7854]

Jesus snap his finger* Demon : i dont feel so good my lord infernus

[@somerandomname3124]

"Mr. Satan I don't feel so good."

[@spiritualwarrior864]

Caballero Ceruleo ur a idiot

[@williammbogo7448]

Good one😂🤣🤣🤣

[@alx6657]

Perfect

[@jessgothebraic6443]

He actually doesnt have to lift a finger, he's going to destroy his enemies by speaking, ultimate op. God. I know it's not fair he's too powerful, aren't you glad he's a benevolent God.

[@hatman9326]

@DooSalmon Exactly

[@jxslayz6663]

Amen.

[@concubusbunnyart8797]

Talk no justsu won't save him from a pitch fork going up his ass

[@bugsytv6852]

@@concubusbunnyart8797 jesus christ is the king of kings.

[@uselesshero.official]

@@bugsytv6852 king of king title doesn't make him invulnerable though. His real power is respawn, after 3 days. At least Buddha had some marshal arts training no idea if Jesus had any.

[@HelloThere.....]

What's dumb is that Jesus would just say or think "You are all gone" and it would just happen.

[@amalineo413]

This is why I go to church every Sunday.

[@digitalquartergod2989]

I'm... confused

[@keithwebb9839]

You go to church every Sunday because of a video game?

[@marlonsantiago1154]

Even the atheist would say "jesus christ"

[@axelonomjoahnetol5622]

Ik idk why they do

[@josh_the_alien]

I like the joke but saying Jesus Christ in that way would basically be a insult just like oh my God I forgot what chapter in the bible though I think it's near the end of the story of moses

[@GG-ms4qp]

@@axelonomjoahnetol5622 cause it's a fuckin word, human has something called habit, it can be achieved by hearing somethings or anything, unless a jesus you are

[@samuell3bara888]

As an atheist, i can confirm. Jesus christ dude....

[@centiments11]

Haha gagu

[@darion1728]

Why does Satan look like a red shrek, I have many different perceptions of Satan but that isn't one of them

[@MemedPwned]

Lol

[@blueawesomedinosaur]

The "Satan" is a Cyclops Soldier.

[@mikoajpapiez1231]

YOU have many different perceptions of Satan but that isn't one of them

[@heyhey8791]

Satan:can’t we just settle this over a pint

[@hanzohattori2492]

@@heyhey8791 ultimate POWWWWERRRRR...always knew Satan was emperor Palpatine/Darth sidious.

[@psychohand5639]

I'm laughing too hard, can this be considered a sin?

[@xrfiltration9188]

at least is not ill-intentioned

[@mrmid601]

@@greedpower565 meh to

[@mikhail-khlashiknov]

@@greedpower565 True

[@Snakey_snek]

@@greedpower565 same

[@Peacemaker_Alena]

It depends what your laughing at, like if your laughing at the satans , then ok, but at Jesus then repent for mockery(I guess)

[@adanklobster6525]

6:25 you're welcome

[@wizard1642]

i luv u

[@Alistana]

Thank you brother

[@Aziah32]

Thank you

[@krzysiu8544]

[@zachryder3150]

You're doing God's work

[@unity.2315]

You know your life is going in the wrong direction when you find out you're watching those videos again

[@shorelockhomes943]

Unity. true. L.O.L.

[@chewchewtrain]

*right

[@romifuchs7221]

Thx for letting me know

[@moodSlime_]

Key word “AGAIN” lmao

[@ggburnitup4055]

I'm a 43 year old man who is married and has 3 kids.... so my life basically has no where to go cuz it's set in stone

[@ballislife2351]

He can just snap his finger tbh 😂

[@ΝικοςΒογια-μ8π]

ballislife2351 hahah true

[@4godand4thegays73]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bigboyisbackintown5601]

Facts😤😂

[@pianything5268]

Everything perfectly balanced, as it should be.

[@samaiyah3387]

ballislife2351 he's not thanos

[@Polymerata]

Satan: You'll never win! Jesus: *The Power Of Holy In The Heart Of Everyone*

[@luissilval.7618]

This morning I was in church and the priest recommended us this video

[@CutieRingoJoy]

lmao

[@voicecrack9695]

lamaw

[@juliusbelmont1369]

Amen

[@johnlop7763]

what a chad prist

[@randomname697]

I would love to believe this, but it sounds too good to be true

[@elpatricko9873]

*_They made The Bible 2 into real thing_*

[@bruhd1014]

With battle royale mode

[@maritzaramos2383]

The Bible 2 XD

[@hidof9598]

Lol

[@theamazingbombsquad-man5424]

El Patricko there are so many different versions of the bible that it will be considered number 100

[@ann.samuel]

I'd be excited to find out there is The Bible 2

[@murkylambsauce5448]

AYYMEN

[@zometal114]

Now i think Christianity is interesting .

[@thequiickbrownfox]

Such a convincing reason 😂

[@kidnamedfinger5564]

Man I became Christian thanks to power wolf and sabaton

[@jomariekier3455]

JEEZSUS

[@bangdevil6112]

@@jomariekier3455 im christian but I dont feel mocked

[@yogerrry]

Jesus to you: "If someone slaps you on one cheek, turn to them the other also" Meanwhile Jesus:

[@TazHall]

That was instructions on how to treat other humans. Demons on the other hand... In the bible, Christians are also supposed to be demon slayers but watered down doctrine turns them into wimps😎

[@Schneter]

Who is here because of the meme?

[@lipokyanger7685]

🍷

[@bleedtofeed886]

me lol

[@jerwish1221]

Me haha

[@CApdroy]

Post from "Atheist Republic"

[@mateicristianmoldovan3936]

👆🍷

[@GhostedGames2023]

The good thing is, if jesus dies, he will respawn in 3 days.

[@jakubgrzechowiak6447]

_AkumaGaming_ xD you have right

[@taylor7772]

Factts

[@antonyowens8752]

_AkumaGaming_ right

[@ryzkyjaeger07]

Not short enough

[@vito7361]

His passive

[@fxsx9761]

Me: i really need to study Me 5 mins later:

[@Acheron666]

Satan would wreck 1,000,000,000 Jesuses in seconds.

[@Anton_0307]

Hm

[@PoohPuggaGaming]

Man Avengers 4 looks amazing!

[@reynoalfarez]

This is the reason I became a Christian

[@FreePlay15]

Boneless Ninja because of a video game?

[@ferus5583]

Free Play Sarcasm do you understand that?

[@FreePlay15]

Feras Harb oh is that what it is? Ok! 👍

[@voli293]

Boneless Ninja _God Isnt Real_

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

Boneless Ninja oh really... I'm just a Christian because I'm afraid of death and I need to imagine something good will come for me when I die... In living a lie

[@JoJo_00909]

6:26 when you open a pack of gum in class 😂

[@kypexYBA]

nah like hot Cheetos

[@Schneter]

The Emoji devalues the joke

[@divaayunabila4563]

LoL

[@juliansantos6846]

More like when you bring the toy of the trend of the school

[@mohammadabuelhawajordanian1765]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@froisieroriginal]

Jesus disappeared LOL After the 3rd day he will rise again 😅😅😅😄😁😂😸👌

[@leedsin3043]

6:05 is what you're looking for

[@diegocorredor9298]

Udyr Sama i love u

[@minhvu7256]

Thank you ♡

[@davidherbella7165]

Merci good sir

[@finickyboi535]

Udyr Sama not all hero's wear capes

[@NuclearPopcorn]

6:25

[@KotteAnimation]

What the *_hell_*

[@Science_Atrium]

LOL

[@glocksky5607]

Its kotteanimations i am a fan of you!

[@Sunflower-qt2sk]

oh my *god*

[@dadadaninini4761]

🇼‌🇭‌🇦‌🇹‌ 🇦‌🇷‌🇪‌ 🇾‌🇴‌🇺‌ 🇩‌🇴‌🇮‌🇳‌🇬‌ 🇭‌🇪‌🇷‌🇪‌?! 🇽‌🇩‌

[@luvinlandon]

Fuge

[@holybamboozler]

5:08 this would make an amazing meme format

[@limeyjim9216]

True

[@Vandarte_translator]

xDDDD

[@ramonbonilla-reyes323]

Dude i like how the buildings are shown during the loading