1 second from every episode of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

[@xForts]

If anyone's wondering why some clips are longer that 1 second its because I counted using DIO time

[@heinrichharms8129]

bro that would make them shorter

[@firippu5866]

Why is there no Kira saying *HAYATO* :)

[@speaksoftly6944]

Editing level : DIO

[@munjee2]

Ah yes DIO time , the woke freeza time

[@xForts]

@@firippu5866 You have no idea how many compromises I made lol

[@SharkLordProductions]

I love how it starts out as fairly sane for about two or three seconds and then a frog gets punched and everything goes completely insane.

[@indescrepit9973]

You just explained part 1's plot

[@ねこ-p1b7o]

U mean, bizzare

[@triangulum8869]

Everybody gangsta till the frog gets punched

[@caliborr3173]

Königstiger everything chill til the frog gets punched

[@hitkid2456]

@@ねこ-p1b7o Bizarre SPELL THE MOST IMPORTANT WORD RIGHT FFS

[@StrangeHeaven]

I love how everything here is high energy and loud and then there's just one second of calm peaceful jotaro bridge

[@arrivederci_sanya]

+

[@lorenzocampici7885]

Break time

[@Death_Korps_Officer]

*To be continued!*

[@442277100]

Salaam alaikum!

[@Bread-hx7qe]

The moment I read this my video went silent and all I see is jotaro just being a bridge 😂

[@here9087]

I like how 2:39 requires zero context. Just a person wearing 90's pants trampling on a yellow chicken while screaming "YAAAMOOOGAAA!"

[@Fathurisu]

"PERSON"

[@londor4201]

@@Fathurisu”90s pants”

[@kadoggies]

sounds like a splatoon character

[@RiverdudeCovers]

At 3:46 it looks like Giorno is writhing in pain due to Abbachio’s manly touch

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Abbacchio can kill a man one a single touch

[@nathanieldardar4295]

That's why Diavolo had to kill him first.

[@Lucien_M]

Tusk be like

[@arrivederci_sanya]

@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 t o u c h m e p l e a s e A b b a

[@Whoohoonutty2020]

This is the ability he didn't get to use on the boss

[@flakybriskets]

Almost all scenes: * super intense screaming Jojo bridge: complete silence

[@Pickiest]

1:16

[@BlueBeepOFFICIAL]

It feels like an awkward moment

[@mool487]

its like an "uhh"

[@brookerainwater640]

Of course. At a place of worship I expect nothing less

[@Local_Denis]

Then straight to an ORAORAORAORS

[@foxofsky5]

1:14 Idk why but i love How everything is so loud and it’s suddenly just *Jotaro bridge* and then loud again

[@dumbpotato929]

J O T A R O B R I D G E

[@darkercartierrrrr]

Stolen comment

[@DrakoNotDraco]

Lol

[@naranciabeingnarancia518]

@@darkercartierrrrr *It all makes sense now*

[@darkercartierrrrr]

@@naranciabeingnarancia518 やれ やれ だぜ

[@N.I.S.C]

4:28 i don't know why, but that clip of polnareff trying to escape king crimson kills me so much

[@I.S.N.O.B.]

creative mode wheelchair

[@your_local_pride_pal]

Stop😭

[@zanderbacon3822]

Happy Wheels 💀

[@eunoia195]

I love how each part of JJBA just becomes increasingly confusing without context

[@kopjevla]

I can confirm bc I’ve seen everything up to around stardust crusaders ending and I have no clue about what the hell’s going on in episodes after

[@umang3269]

Even context didn't help...

[@sovietraccoon3569]

Please mister president im only 14

[@felixargyle1285]

@@sovietraccoon3569 I don't want to turn into a rock please grant the fruit

[@SymbiontUVPlays]

1:22

[@osblarg]

Abbacchio: (touches Giorno) Giorno: (rolling on the ground in pain)

[@hawaianmobster1579]

Ahhh i put the same coment 14 minutes late :c

[@tmhpev]

Basically, every major league soccer game

[@JonnyHorseman]

Giorno turned into Neymar

[@yegorlarychev9810]

Sounds pretty right to me.

[@ItzFluffyex]

Would’ve been better if it played the scene of his face when initially receiving that poke.

[@airwiki]

People that didn't watch JoJo: What a weird show. People that watched JoJo: What a weird show.

[@dustin202]

People who see memes of jojo: What a weird show.

[@JokersPalace3384]

AirWick 007 Jojo: What a weird show.

[@ibrahim2300]

thats not true at all i watched jojo and its not weird at all its one of the best

[@airwiki]

@@ibrahim2300 it's a jojoke

[@user-vb6gi7dh9b]

@@ibrahim2300 it's still good, but you can't deny it's a weird show

[@georgethompson554]

0:44 footage of kars playing the guitar then moments later unlocking the secrets of the universe then turning into stone

[@bbbbbbreakthatmadafakA]

And then turning into jotaro

[@vitaforlife006]

@@bbbbbbreakthatmadafakA what

[@dawndadawg]

Kars turn into stone with a true power of secret joestar technique

[@rabbiqa]

I love how Stardust Crusaders was total MADNESS and then there was just *J o t a r o B r i d g e* and back to chaos.

[@zailikamyrick7787]

Yes

[@Bagelize]

jotaro fridge

[@sevvvich8118]

1:15

[@abandonedlmao9433]

Then oras and laughs then kakyoin screams by a stand that want to give him his saliva

[@Rain-jx9hc]

EXACTLYYYY

[@Cadaverous0711]

Abbaccio: *pokes Giorno* Giorno: *F U C K I N G D I E S*

[@jason.udo.556]

Sykopath03 Digiorno

[@enzithecreator3887]

3:47 You are welcome

[@guilhermemarinho9861]

This is Abbaccio greatest dream

[@giornogiovanna1056]

That wasn't me I swear on my life that wasn't me ;-;

[@DaigoFan61]

@@giornogiovanna1056 you SURE

[@phil8324]

1:16 what if we kissed on the jotaro bridge

[@speaksoftly6944]

I have to say, your comment is 10 times more og than mine and deserves more love

[@BeetleBones1870]

What if we lay On polpo bed

[@worthyedge9307]

@@BeetleBones1870 jk jk *_unless..😏_*

[@arnar-on-youtube]

😳😳

[@jusbetter7634]

The next thing you'll say is... "Nah jk.... Unless..."

[@FBI-ep1ts]

2:27 POV: You go for a walk in London

[@CompletelyrandomLoser]

This is the best comment in this entire comment section

[@fawnixdeerest]

Just the awkward second of Jotaro being a bridge is absolutely golden

[@Heidijackward]

Then Dan died

[@rrobin1111]

Seeing Jonathan handshake with dio is so weird

[@thatman69]

0:44

[@thatman69]

the best for me is 1:22 o r o

[@ItalianCat1]

Gold expirience

[@cleptodeath7374]

Abbaccio: *touches Giornos chest* Giorno: *dies in pain* love that

[@ChuiKing]

3:46

[@cheezcarrot9633]

How my sister reacts when I accidentally hurt her.

[@caeyoin]

3:46

[@Jake_Prism]

It's my favourite part lol

[@stormRed]

"This kills the man."

[@anothga]

"I can sum up the entire JJBA in under five minutes." "No, you can't. That's impossible." "Oh, really? Observe."

[@MNCLSTER]

anothga it’s only up to part 5 sooo

[@conscripthornet4430]

He could put 17 pages worth of manga before it reaches over the 5 minute mark

[@england4944]

If this is a summary to you I can only imagine how little you watched Jojo and still decided to watch this

[@ProgInternetExplorer]

you could sum it up in 10 seconds probably

[@aestronk-hungryball]

0:11 *HEY BABY*

[@SigmaLigmaRizzma]

I need this to send to friends

[@jkud3332]

King Crimson watching the JoJo franchise be like:

[@JahLuvPizza]

"it just works"

[@AraneaSerrket]

king crimson requiem be like

[@smartestmoronx19]

Wha-

[@dragonlord3376]

@@JahLuvPizza GER said no it doesn't Also, WHA-

[@Densester]

WHA-

[@23rdpresidentoftheunitedstates]

1:24 "I'm going to build Polnareffland!" "Yes I am!" *I* *don't* *think* *there's* *an* *accident*

[@Kppilone]

There are no accidents, -Master ooagway

[@mistresschaos]

yEs i aM

[@walkingheartz8649]

You've just made my day better lol

[@leoneabbacchio9824]

I know what I said

[@BeanieGoth]

0:44 Kars: **touches leg** 0:46 Kars: **A S C E N D E D** 0:50 Kars: **rock hard**

[@tasertag7513]

Let's get back to work tomorrow.

[@YukiColburn]

To be fair, those are some real nice thighs.

[@UmiZoomR]

Awaken, my fetishes

[@maurofg826]

And gets rock hard

[@jahkeha]

2 seconds later *is rock hard*

[@TheOiledOn3]

1:49 polnareff achieved heaven

[@dolphinpal7863]

We really do need a "one-hour of calming Jotaro bridge lofi hip hop music" video

[@Coconut_Prrson]

1 hour of jotaro slaving himself to steely dan so he wouldn't hurt his grandpa

[@slvt4legion498]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/haOunWmah9Vjbrc

[@tatertot]

@@slvt4legion498 OH MY GOD

[@archerama1445]

Lmao

[@Goe_Jay]

Yep

[@Biggest.H]

1:13 the transition to jotaro bridge was sublime

[@megashark1013]

I was looking for the perfect word to describe it. You found that word.

[@pepito4708]

bridgetaro

[@sometffurry]

It's just all this chaos then for a solid second we see Jotaro being a bridge in absolute silence.

[@itzfrluas]

1:15 Jotaro: Yep. That's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself into this situation.

[@novelkarslol5296]

Well it all started when a dude couldn't drive

[@blokvader8283]

@@novelkarslol5296 When a goddamn horse slipped on some rocks

[@DioBrando-mz2gm]

@@blokvader8283 when my great great great grandfather mistook a smuggler as a hero

[@kayskorner1660]

AND ITS BETWEEN TWO FIGHTS SO ITS JUST SILENCE 💀💀 WE LOVE BRIDGE JOTARO

[@mr.triplechin3871]

Well to tell you how i got there i have to take you back a 100 years, *Proceeds to start the jojo series*

[@Fyodorspetrat]

0:22 Bro deadass turned into hisoka 💀

[@bellamyisthegoat8820]

I still love the way Stroheim said "SPEEDWAGOOOUN"

[@Mausyboi]

Everyone's gay for speedwagon

[@randdd2614]

speeduwagooun

[@kaz_exe]

What can I say , german science is the world's finest

[@3lioor]

HAYATO

[@oliver-hl6pf]

You are literally me 😳

[@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc]

Teacher: Why are you laughing? Me: Nothing My brain: *_J O T A R O T H E B R I D G E_*

[@gloria6385]

2:47 your teacher

[@gigure9411]

Jotaro; the way home

[@cons6050]

Jotaro best bridge 1987 award

[@Jqliao]

Wait...¿Jotaro bridge is actually in polnareff landya?

[@cons6050]

@@Jqliao wait... you're bilingual? Thats epic!

[@doofs]

Joseph: NIGERUNDAYO! Kars: 🗿

[@thatsprettygood9613]

Yo, Kars

[@kenna5091]

Yo Kars🗿

[@omar-rk5de]

Yo, Kars

[@nisjj]

Yo, Kars

[@yourneighborhoodmemelord2451]

Yo, Kars

[@squirrel2675]

2:41 is the cutest thing ever im gonna cry

[@nickteloy8042]

Psychologist: jotaro bridge doesn't exist, he can't hurt you Jotaro bridge: 1:15

[@user-en6yw5fs4w]

I need asmr jotaro bridge

[@DESTRAKON]

What makes this funny is that he can because its jojo smh

[@twitching_bot574]

The funny thing is that it goes from yelling, to a solid second of the sound of water trickling, and then back to yelling.

[@numaorus]

The next Thanos Car, along with Ball Monokuma

[@SoCalledMe1]

What if we kissed ... on the Jotaro bridge ?

[@CheeseYourself]

JoJo: **weird and confusing without context** Also JoJo: **weird and confusing with context**

[@lainn5210]

J o t a r o b r i d g e

[@ralirth274]

@@lainn5210 .

[@lancetheking7524]

I felt that

[@stinkfries]

4:02

[@ray-vm2dd]

skipping 10 seconds of the video is just skipping 10 episodes “I erased time, and leapt past it”

[@baybalman2295]

*Kingu Krimison*

[@deforzegaming2424]

Za World

[@symonthe9270]

@@baybalman2295 KINGU CRIMSON NONORIUKU

[@leanthekiller2018]

em no i mean any times the cut have like 4 secs xD

[@fairytail3592]

CRIMSON KING

[@Ekajwolf8447]

We need an extended version including part 6

[@SaadNabil]

Same!

[@wavygravy7781]

0:44 Playing guitar with lisa lisa's legs makes you turn into the Ultimate life form *Amazing*

[@synchrolord]

Nah not possible... Stop pulling my leg........ Sorry I'll just get myself out

[@Dina-lh9lk]

@@synchrolord no no, you're still welcome here, your joke was godly

[@danielribeiro9678]

and then Joseph runs from you

[@aegis8157]

I mean who wouldn't become the most perfect lifeform after you played guitar on a beautiful woman's legs

[@BokuGlack]

@@danielribeiro9678then you turn to a asteroid and float forever in space

[@hypemachina8926]

*Doesn't finish Sunlight Yellow Overdrive* Me: *Cries in Hamon*

[@fabio4817]

Giorno:*doesnt finish 7 page muda* Me:cries in DIO

[@robinsaputra1483]

There's not even duwang scene

[@unknownsoldier6731]

3:47 Apparently Giorno doesn’t take being poked lightly.

[@Kingsiegek]

No one, absolutely no one European soccer player: 3:47

[@darklord884]

He's ticklish.

[@ho0rut]

@@Kingsiegek also neymar

[@scottchaison1001]

@@Kingsiegek No.

[@notrlynub5810]

@@scottchaison1001 YES!

[@Jorgswagh93]

“I don’t understand why women can’t talk to me” Also me when a woman approaches to me: 0:48

[@rokechikan4481]

3:46 Abbachio: Pokes Giorno’s tiddy Giorno: Rolls on the floor in pain

[@darklord884]

He might just be ticklish.

[@hugosoto3237]

Soccer players be like

[@IchigoKurosaki911]

Abbachio proceeds to laugh his ass off.

[@Pieruh]

The one kid in school who overreacts when they get hit in dodgeball

[@gonefishing6337]

@@hugosoto3237 I don't get it.

[@michaelnyethevsauceguy3268]

1:10-1:15 *All scenes show dramatic explosions, screaming, fighting, etc* Then it just shows Jotaro planking in complete silence.

[@abeingfrom10thdimension55]

And then its so funny they are laughing

[@joedibiccaro327]

Jotaro bridge

[@watashinihayumegaarimasu7609]

And one second later *ORAORAORAORAORA!*

[@Desejos0001]

JOTARO BRIDGE! JOTARO BRIDGE!

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

Planktaro

[@Mythodyn]

Abachio: Pokes Giorno's chest Giorno: *FUCKING DIES*

[@thxcc_7969]

@@thisisfleurdelis FBI would like to know your location

[@victor2055]

Purple haze : _touches his chest_ Giorno : *Dies a brutal death*

[@ShutUpNickk]

Soccer players

[@microondasradioativo]

@@ShutUpNickk why that joke just why that one

[@Zachstro]

¿e҉m҉o҉n҉È it’s appropriate

[@aussienesbit6391]

1:06 me looking at the toilet after my dad just used it

[@monkeysubman]

I love that Part 3 is absolutely insane and then we just see J O T A R O B R I D G E.

[@farellwweshield1331]

hayato looks badly Kira: 3:23 Kira Detonate: 3:25 XD

[@mooganify]

Especially with the menacing music.

[@MonsoonOfTheWindOfDestruction]

Steely Dan-dan approved of this.

[@hi.241]

Just at jotaro bridge while reading this comment I wonder what the context is

[@afonsomassarico5121]

1:15

[@duckytheduckster0]

2:05 - 2:09 Announcer: "Oh! Thats a baseball!" Baseball fans: "YES! YES! YES! YES!"

[@Mirinae1269]

Yes Yes! D4C!

[@gopzu]

Iggy...

[@roadabroad]

Dio plays baseball Before: 2:16 ZA WARUDO! I WILL WIN! After: 2:18 Fetch My leg from over there.

[@Luvshavn]

Iggy?

[@cubex5178]

1000th like 👌🏼

[@aimbot4arrowz982]

2:05 "Oh! That's a baseball!" Jotaro: "Yes, yes, yes, yes, Y E S!"

[@astroboi7908]

I guess jotaro loves baseball.

[@daddymyers2599]

When dying light 2 yes

[@eldenringfan123]

Polnareff: iggy

[@arneshpal7702]

😂😂

[@someone-in2wy]

2:12 WhAt

[@czapkoalex2617]

HOW DID YOU SELECT LITERALLY THE BEST PARTS OF EACH EPISODE THO😭

[@jonathanjoestar863]

3:47 When you lightly push your brother in an argument Your brother:

[@benisama1688]

For the longest time I thought you meant Fugo falling into those juicy boobs.

[@parix351]

BeniSama well, you’re kinda right

[@dingdong2722]

Cmon man why you have to do that that’s true

[@clumsily9721]

Who's my brother

[@justsomeguywhoneverdies9210]

3:46

[@RiverdudeCovers]

The greatest JoJo shitpost from XForts of all people.....we truly live in the best timeline

[@JoDaEpicGuy]

Wow right after the Toture Dance by Shuckmeister comes out, how could you

[@munjee2]

@Mr Temporal *greato

[@samueljenkins1261]

Holy crap, you are everywhere

[@munjee2]

@@samueljenkins1261 he is a jojo youtuber, you only watch jojo vudeos what else do you expect

[@samueljenkins1261]

@@munjee2 Quite true, but it's just a surprise to see him often. I subbed a couple days ago, and I've seen him on several JoJo vids in the past few days

[@sonfisher239]

1:12-1:17 Hol Horse: deepthroats his own hand Star Platinum: sucks a stand like a vacuum cleaner Jotaro: I AM BRIDGE Absolute perfection.

[@pondkiku65]

1:19 epic launching jotaro

[@I_Am_Scp_049]

Also sp: beating steely Dan The gang: Laughs cause of peepee poopoo

[@idk7922]

You forgot ORA ORA ORA ORA

[@zailikamyrick7787]

@@idk7922 he did

[@jotarokujo4250]

Good grief

[@POPCAT-j7j]

2:29 "Your mom is totally hot." 🗣🔥

[@roshanyuvaraj6771]

1:34 Kakyoin: *Gets eyes slashed* Star Platinum: AAAAAAAAA

[@MickeyMouseFromTroomTroom]

No OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@xonis271]

He’s really angry about that

[@A-TranNguyen]

Lol

[@morgankasper5227]

no ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@CoolGuyFresh]

NOOOOOOOOO!

[@regen5039]

0:49 Kars instantly becomes Jotaro

[@belowaveragegorganda5115]

Just one more like

[@yarajafar8398]

@@belowaveragegorganda5115 done, 69 😭

[@user-ql2xb6rr7q]

@@yarajafar8398 639

[@jeremytk2879]

769

[@risukone8061]

815

[@rolandorzabalsmullet]

1:08 I love how all these intense punches and fight scenes happen and then seconds later it's just *Bridgetaro*

[@J.M91843]

then after the bridge is just *ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA*

[@italianbuffoon9953]

Jotaridge after all of those intense moments has the same energy as replying to a walltext with 🗿

[@Lilygames34]

Every time joseph, jotaro, josuke, giorno, and johlyn beat ass I get so happyyyy

[@jb5009]

one minute it's him literally burning to death, next minute it's 🌉

[@AKDcrew]

Then it just goes right back 😭

[@arii2507]

4:30 I still cant get over mista making that face

[@szymonwrobel7010]

Technicaly it was trish with all of the mind swapping stuff

[@arii2507]

@@szymonwrobel7010 yeah, I know but its mista's body after all so I said mista :)

[@FlutterBirbs]

I just can't😭😭😭 (EDIT I MADE IT MY BACKGROUND)

[@Vibe_with_senpai_Lichigo]

*trish

[@Vibe_with_senpai_Lichigo]

*trish

[@kkimberley7139]

2:10: One of the most heartfelt, sad, and emotion scenes in all of JoJo, and arguably manga ever. 2:11:

[@bad8243]

LMAO

[@user-zz3sn8ky7z]

I agree, certainly the saddest death that never happened

[@cykabork]

Daniel Příbrský well it kinda happened but it didn’t

[@brightestbiscuit3918]

2:12 really touched me tho

[@razormarkz]

@@brightestbiscuit3918 quite literally

[@TheGreatCoalKing]

3:32 *When you broke but still want a birthday cake*

[@ilovemeltedsand]

Mr. Cereal mmmmmmMmMmm close ‘nuff

[@straycat3317]

Oh god why

[@subspace2913]

lmaoo

[@d.4173]

@@subspace2913 you seem familiar

[@subspace2913]

@@d.4173 hmm...

[@pizzatimelmao9257]

Older Sibling: *Lightly touches Younger Sibling* Younger Sibling: 0:32

[@iinomenii]

Older sibling when mom sees younger sibling crying: 1:08

[@yashva8372]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@shoifu]

@@yashva8372 nice try 😏

[@Bobbyondrugs]

@@yashva8372 rick roll alerti maorized the link

[@IsadoraJurassicPark]

3:47

[@theoisreal]

3:29 that transmission tho

[@twolittletoots4009]

1 second of every JoJo episode is 4 minutes and 43 seconds *The JoJo fanbase is cursed*

[@acetrainertaphat2297]

When I see it it had four likes

[@Rougealienpirate]

Just off by one. It could have been great

[@hortensia668]

RIP Mista

[@victorcorona5739]

Mista is lucky that it's not one second longer

[@vio7336]

King crimson took the last second

[@nogaraizer187]

4:04 Diavolo: KINGU CRIMISON NO- Narancia: eh? HUH?

[@piusbutarbutar1782]

Proceed to kick diavolo

[@smoldream2908]

Yeah, pretty sure that *is* how King Crimson works

[@bugjams]

Narancia is so cute in that scene, it hurts my heart...

[@slickjalen8699]

Alex Baldwin it’s just the jo bro curse

[@ariazeweri2594]

1:44 Greatest transition in history!!!

[@chadthenewcomer7934]

Lol

[@Finzun]

pls my cheeks hurt from this

[@Kilo_Maybe]

Avdol was the one who went in

[@wrldszn4035]

@@Finzun what…

[@Finzun]

@@wrldszn4035 my cheeks hurt from laughing

[@Th0rf7nn]

2:17 It’s just funny how Dio stops time then next second he’s calmly asking for his leg

[@Brady1782]

Then back to our regularly scheduled steamroller

[@Th0rf7nn]

@@Brady1782 Hell yeah!

[@Brady1782]

@@Th0rf7nn heavens no

[@nicccasa9570]

Me: "If I want to succeed I need to study seriously" My brain after 5 minutes of studying: 0:44

[@sergioortiz8784]

Lmao

[@randaddly567]

Why does everyone see this as funny

[@prettymuchdead6010]

@@randaddly567 because it is lmao it's unlikely for KARS' personality lmao

[@heartsfromsunshine]

I haven’t seen this season or maybe just episode bUt IS HE WEARING HEEls?

[@randaddly567]

I dont like cars

[@jonathanjoestar863]

2:33 *When you wanna have a bro moment but your girlfriend is a control freak*

[@Senioroinkdice322]

Ok

[@heidyzoaxx4500]

LOL

[@darklord884]

Maybe she's just angry that the third bro complimented his bro's mum but not her.

[@megashark1013]

Josuke literally said: "She has a point." when Yukako said Koichi was really cute. Maybe she thought he was after Koichi's affections too.

[@darklord884]

@@megashark1013 You mean she's about to scream "NOHOMO!" at them?

[@ATLAS_SANDS]

1:12 i love how loud and chaotic it is and then it just changes to Jotaro bein a bridge in complete silence and then straight to ORAORAORAORAORA

[@emanuelaogbebor4821]

I WAS BOUTTA COMMENT THIS

[@dabindonut6194]

Same

[@mikemontenegro4039]

0:21 Anyone else loves the way how he said "Speedowa *GON* "

[@not_anymore]

2:48 This cry is so perfect- You can just hear the _pain_ in his voice

[@vxy.5393]

Lmao why is he crying😰😔

[@stilmis1585]

@@vxy.5393 because not only did he drop his socks in the water BUT HIS SHOES ASWELL

[@atrivthedawnblade8812]

@@stilmis1585 wet socks don’t feel good to wear and especially wet shoes.

[@toolkitthestupid196]

He sounded and looked like Nikado Avocado

[@jvl5379]

Josuke is best boi. I would be like that too if I dropped my socks and shoes in that leech infested water

[@Dubaderp]

1:34 Star Platinum screaming in pain for Kakyoin was truly heartbreaking

[@NH-nv4tj]

1:37 Jotaro then turns to excessive chain-smoking in an attempt to deal with his grief

[@eLite-Tiss91]

He sound like a buff aztec warrior lol

[@Redamhcs]

SHIP CONFIRMED

[@armedox314]

Oof

[@nuibaba280]

Oof

[@doge9763]

0:34-0:39 Joseph shamelessly peeps into Lisa Lisa’s room and gets caught by Von Stroheim who proceeds to gun him down

[@marioistiredifthisconversa869]

But get saved by caesar

[@Dura_Corp]

So Joseph wears the Ceasar's bandana

[@TheeNero]

@@Dura_Corp Then proceeds to be sexually choked by Wamuu

[@emotionalguidanc3205]

Domino TV then see kars play leg guitar

[@aple1015]

Nani it’s Diovolo lol I am speed

[@BlueBerry20071]

Kars: *touches lisa lisa's leg* Also kars a second later: *ASCENDS*

[@tebalnk]

2:56 40 year old people when they about to turn a page in a book

[@clqude]

Kthul Underrated lmfao

[@thevengefulone57]

1:12

[@deve643]

bruh

[@thenotsofriendlybird957]

@@thevengefulone57 Yeah looks better!

[@letmetie8718]

@@thevengefulone57 LMFAO

[@justropesu3546]

S1 Jojo: Who are you? S2 Jojo: M E M E S3 Jojo: Weird S4 Jojo: Strange S5 GioGio: B I Z A R R E

[@nyxiis624]

S5 GioGio: G a y

[@curryofficial7714]

S3 JoJo: Joseph x Abdol

[@justsomeguywithahitlermust2463]

S6: *F I S H*

[@justsomeguywithahitlermust2463]

S7; Jesus

[@justsomeguywithahitlermust2463]

S8: who?

[@nickoftime7232]

0:44 let me break this down real quick Kars: feels some leg Kars: realizes he’s a leg man Joseph: runs away in terror Kars: **ROCK HARD**

[@Bruh-dp7tj]

No hes beceme rok

[@darkkittymoo9591]

No but he had *E P I C O* pose

[@matejus1529]

I hate people who say this, but this comment is underrated.

[@gullible1137]

lmfao

[@ΤΗΕΝ]

@@darkkittymoo9591 you didnt get it did you?

[@greenavmshorts9335]

Dio sitting patiently requesting a woman to pick up his leg is the most funniest thing I have ever seen.

[@layla_hi6892]

4:32- can we just appreciate how chariot requiem just goes *bonk*

[@saku4a482]

ןoן

[@ileanabriannemari]

O. O

[@TheTwistedPuppeteer]

3:44 is better

[@axolotl593]

Yes we may thank you for this

[@hermescostello7324]

It's such a soft sound too

[@SaiyanHeretic]

This is a shockingly accurate representation of what watching JoJo's feels like.

[@veddygud5983]

As someone who's never seen this show, I now feel more confused than I ever have been.

[@erikacasiano9248]

it's called bizzare for a reason

[@MediumRareOpinions]

1:04 That is all...

[@zawourdo1462]

NANIIIIIIIIII

[@mikonyx7712]

Same.....

[@marvcollins7842]

You're missing out

[@BobRoigr]

The crazy part is this is more in context, than the actual show.

[@NateTheTailor]

3:46 abbacio: shoves finger into giornos chest Giorno:AHH GGRRHG RGHG

[@natetaylor966]

Seizure

[@samwai3762]

Every soccer player ever

[@nexon9781]

over dramatic people be like

[@nersie2814]

@@samwai3762 neymar in 2018 world cup

[@c4tfi5h201]

1:15 reject humanity, return to bridge

[@7-7yesunmunkhbarkhuu82]

Underrated

[@upi5471]

Omg underrated 😂

[@Manuel-zc7po]

Bridges together strong

[@diavolo6371]

1:18

[@darkkittymoo9591]

And rekt people

[@wolf-16_Adept]

"are ya ready kids" ''Aye aye captain" "I can't hear you" Aye aye captain" 1:35

[@patrykdabrowski1788]

*WHO LIVES IN A PINNEAPLE UNDER THE SEA*

[@haps_idot]

@@patrykdabrowski1788 _High priestess_

[@majinjuju916]

WHY IS THIS NOT THE TOP COMMENT 😂

[@expecting747]

*ORAAAA*

[@supermarioblooper4678]

@@patrykdabrowski1788 SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[@13lucygoose]

The first two seconds look like a regular anime and as soon as the third episode comes on it just becomes complete nonsense

[@GregorianChatter]

3:46 Jesus Giorno, calm down! He only poked you.

[@thenim8999]

When you are fighting with your sibling and you poke them slightly hard

[@darklord884]

@@yehudashayer7828 That is the best reasoning ever. Thank you. :)

[@SDHUJSDI5]

@peridoritos 1208 Football* you peasant

[@dermilos.6930]

I forget was the one where he was rolling on the floor from the purple haze episode?

[@Xx_AngelofSin_xX]

@@dermilos.6930 yeah lol

[@dustlustsans3823]

3:47 B o o p Giorno has a mental breakdown forever. Eventually, he stopped thinking.

[@shade159]

Dude, I'm autistic... and I find that funny! :D

[@TheTwistedPuppeteer]

@@shade159 it seems hollow knight fans are attracted to each other the same way that stand users are.

[@TheTwistedPuppeteer]

@@shade159 also sorry

[@shade159]

@@TheTwistedPuppeteer No, dude, it's ok, I found that funny XD

[@-lolipopbfb-1282]

Boob boop

[@DatShpee]

0:50 That transition was incredible.

[@marleounbockmuhl6903]

Dat Shpee nice 69th like

[@NiCoNiCoNiCola]

Eventually, Kars turned into a stand

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

The Slayer SHUT YOU’RE FACE

[@sintfluterx7075]

@@siravyaverageyoutuber5802 Ey Josuke, your Hair sucks, get a haircut

[@sansibit4706]

Agreed

[@LucianoGonzalez-vc7lq]

3:24 detonate! Okuyasu: no

[@rathtane1238]

3:05 everyone in church when the priest says amen

[@Krymenaa]

Lol

[@mellowmeek74]

When pucchi says amen

[@SayaGamer3]

Dorime

[@abifuckingsexual8334]

All of the comments on this video and this is the one that killed me

[@krischioney]

2:25 is how I do it

[@sinister9036]

1:15 my mind during a test

[@g-magewizard7007]

Jotaros bizzare bridge

[@pryt0n180]

1:18 when i think of meme that is very funny and i want to control it but cant

[@phitoss]

b r i d g e

[@ethon3733]

Then you decide 'fuck it' and start rushing through it. ORAORAORAORAORAORA-

[@lemonshookhannamae9489]

*sucks all of the answers*

[@mikelmon530]

2:47 pretty much sums up how many of the Jojo fights go

[@sbeve779]

"no u"

[@JuanchoBGL]

LMAO I chocked because I laughed too loud. I’m 💀💀💀

[@non1534]

1:08

[@PKmaster12]

You’re not wrong

[@toastsensei2063]

I laughed so hard that I choked on my spit there.

[@Archangel-484]

I love how every clip is either a meme or a frame that perfectly captures the plot of that episode

[@mr.0511]

2:15 Dio uses his ability which, instead of freezing time, just teleports him to a store with his left leg detached

[@SphericalProphetbot]

That was the power of King Crimson

[@mr.0511]

Yup

[@pikminaero2279]

"It justs works" Every Jojo fan about King Crimson

[@disthene.]

Then after he road roller that girl

[@curryofficial7714]

@@disthene. not even motor boat

[@Vampyzx]

I love that transition "ZA WARUDO" "Can you fetch my leg from over there." "ROADA ROLLA DAAAAA"

[@Анон-ъ3е]

Like -Hey, Za Warudo, Can fetch my leg from over here?

[@BeanieGoth]

2:42 - happy/sad moment between father and son 2:43 - cute lil invisible baby 2:45 - S L U R P T H E S P I D E R 2:46 Slurper pays for his sins

[@rootbeerguy690]

2:46 Spider slurper gets absolutely decked afterwards

[@acoolbird3770]

2:48 the guy that owned the spider cries

[@Bradorks]

You could show this to someone and probably convince them to start watching

[@monarosberg6036]

3:47 football players when they get touched

[@pabloxmaster1892]

Neymar Jr be like

[@irelander3887]

Lol underrated

[@juan.9182]

Soccer*

[@monarosberg6036]

@@juan.9182 it's football you kick it with your feet

[@Xedlord]

@@monarosberg6036 Well it's always good to clarify for people who know it as soccer, otherwise they probably wouldn't get the joke.

[@resusv.f.8549]

0:44 - Rubs a womans leg 0:46 - It gives him the secrets of the universe. 0:48 - Joseph running from his destiny that he has aqquired the truth of the milf's leg. 0:50 - His body cannot resist the power that had been given to him. 0:52 - He turns into Jotaro, that hates womans. The whole story arc of ironic reincarnation.

[@Phapchamp]

OOOOHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOOD. THIS NEEDS MORE LIKES

[@null-wq5cp]

lmaoo.

[@bloons27]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@zcgamerandreacts2762]

After rubbing a woman's leg. He just gets all knowledge of the entire damn universe.

[@unusuariopedante6920]

O.O9 0:57 This is dedicate to you

[@fireyawesome3788]

"You can't just summarize the JoJo anime in 5 minut-" xForts: "Hold my beer"

[@giv3578]

Less than 5mins 😎👌

[@TateFischer-q1s]

Remember, Diavolo has seen this video an infinite amount of times and knows all of the JoJo lore.