Ranking the Terrible JoJo Localization Names

[@BrigColby]

"We're startin' high we can move Blueford later" LATER 3 tiers higher than S tier.

[@zeph769]

I mean... they're not wrong.

[@electricant55]

Also above the Blueford tier

[@koisj8310]

i am the 1k like i feel powerful

[@sparkybleu]

"Its not as good as Blueford"

[@unnamedvendetta7817]

Blueford is so bad

[@apollomcdonald]

Original Name: Sheer Heart Attack, Killer Queen Localization: Sudden Cardiac Arrest, Fatal Elizabeth II

[@olly_lmao]

I love the last one.

[@sukaisage]

Steep organ failure

[@hjalmarfreidenvall1655]

The sun never sets on the British Empire

[@adityaputravn360]

Murderous Monarch and Utter Coronary Infarction. Savage Sovereign and Absolute Chest Pain.

[@inktheartist9253]

Murdering Monarch: Chomps the Dirt

[@warlordlegends7515]

Jojo character: Says a name in English Subtitles: "Reality can be whatever I want"

[@ColdspaceDog]

Onngo boingo or however you spell it is an example because it sounds almost like English when they said it

[@knownsuicider231]

WALNUT DIO OINGO BOINGO BROTHERS

[@delighyt]

how does this have 750+ likes but 3 replies

[@ColdspaceDog]

fluffylilly9 because most just agree and go on

[@ham1847]

Yeah I thought crazy diamond was actually shining diamond

[@usoppfangirl8153]

I attended a jojo panel with the three of the Stone Ocean dub voice actors last year and asked about the tragic loss of Flaccid Pancake. Let it be known that even the dub cast were disappointed that Flaccid Pancake got the axe.

[@kermitgotthesickkicks4265]

Damn that sucks

[@oneovertwo1186]

Any way to pay Sports Maximum's VA to record a take of the scene replacing Limp Viscuit with Flaccid Pancake?

[@MountainMemelord]

Is it on video?

[@everstorm22]

They should've kept Flaccid Pancake.

[@jazzbanditclips1368]

“Put flaccid pancakes in blueford” is not a sentence I thought I’d hear today

[@Lilifeng4400]

Same here dude

[@heaventoast]

JazzBandit Clips what about tomorrow

[@gobgrimbleton]

Blueford be like: *oh yes~*

[@thisaccountisnolongeractive5]

Would waffles be considered as hard pancakes?

[@gobgrimbleton]

@Jake Knowles *Yes he is*

[@HumanHatingExpert]

Original name: burning down the house Localized name: Rohan's house

[@Gamer-qw3ll]

True

[@okqmi]

Joestar mansion not rohans house

[@Your_Duolingo66-g1f]

@@okqmi both houses burnt

[@lugoorstar]

@@Your_Duolingo66-g1f Rohan's burned twice because he be dum baby

[@זהסודי-ה7מ]

YES

[@SquidSquisher]

"Danny devito's name is S tier but when you look at him he's F." *internal screaming*

[@JMRM4]

FFFF rank in Chardeemacdennis electric boogaloo 2

[@BlackLegion12621]

Heresy

[@spy3032]

Name s teir looks s +++++++

[@justadude450]

@@spy3032 Blueford tier

[@suongle2743]

Danny Devito's status: Name: S * 10^23 Looks: S * 10^99

[@LZ_]

"Off the record" would be a great localisation of king crimson

[@spacegay9309]

Isn't the same since Spotify added King Crimson

[@sahilsiddiqui5881]

Underrated comment fr

[@jwadalhazmi4766]

Original Name: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Localized name: MAXIMUM HOE 4 MINIMUM DOUGH

[@SomePotatoMan]

Localised name: I ain’t gay but $20 is $20

[@littledreamr2738]

You made em fucking die

[@puffygucci3579]

LETS KILL DA HOOO, BEEEEETCH

[@qUeStiOnMArKo-o]

That’s like the Netflix adaptation

[@Rnamaji462]

I take the napkin

[@austintownsend8340]

“Dude all these are lame,”- 𝑊𝑂𝑅𝑆𝐸 𝐶𝑂𝑀𝑃𝐴𝑁𝑌

[@kujogiorno5706]

U mean 8:03

[@alinavioletageorgescu2606]

Ngl it’s kinda worse than the original

[@nex5691]

all these names suck keicho: hold ma beer

[@vierzehn575]

@@alinavioletageorgescu2606 whaaaat nooooo its the best name ever and nothing can beat it (if you cant tell yet this is sarcasm and everyone knows its worse)

[@nicokeksi6832]

@@vierzehn575no is blueford

[@iibrxndn7866]

Original name: Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap Localized name: for a great low rate you can get online, go to the general and save some time

[@kyleionwoodard5416]

iiBrxndn number one comment

[@AK-ks7np]

🤣

[@FainperryChannel]

Underrated Comment of The Decade, i bestow this gift upon you. AAAAAAAAA

[@thisisladystark948]

bruh... this is the funniest for d4c

[@4162-j8h]

Funny Valentine: For A Great Low Rate You Can Get Online, Go To The General and Save Some Time, GO!

[@seanmanmark2]

The Crazy Diamond to Shining Diamond change should get some bonus points since the actual song's full name is "Shine on you crazy diamond".

[@TJ-hg6op]

Gotta be honest shining diamond sounds cooler than crazy diamond

[@mickeywonders3764]

​@@TJ-hg6opsame thought, at first I was thrown off but got used to it and felt like it sounded better, plus they did what they could under copyright, shining was the best option cuz it's still a reference to the song

[@TJ-hg6op]

@@mickeywonders3764 Yeah, ain’t worth risking it with how crazy copyright is nowadays. And also there is a lot of really funny names, or genuinely good names that flip around the reference.

[@GameplaysSuspeitas]

​@@TJ-hg6op actually, diamonds dont shine, they reflect the light 🤓

[@poyut]

Original name: Killer Queen: Bites the Dust Localized name: *Life-threatening Monarch: Consume the Soil*

[@hypersonic2828]

C O N S U M E T H E S O I L

[@vukvucinic3685]

I'm dying i can't breathe

[@mincat1412]

**C O N S U M E T H E S O I L**

[@ramirotorrekens4280]

E A T T H E P A R T I C L E S

[@JN-nu7ld]

L E T H A L R O Y A L : C H E W T H E S A N D

[@deviousdirtbag6814]

"But is it better than Blueford?" this philosophy is the philosophy we all should be living by

[@shockedcat1183]

"can he beat goku tho" can be counter-attacked with "is he better than blueford"

[@comrademeilinlee9533]

@@shockedcat1183 me abt to say this

[@luigi7781]

Sticky fingers is better >:)

[@unnamedvendetta7817]

Blueford isn’t that good, I’d give it B tier

[@hombremario2_0]

@@unnamedvendetta7817 excuse me?

[@shadowprince8653]

“For me there is only S and F” *the hand appears* Me: well shit can’t argue with that

[@yoshikagekira6362]

Ya you should or he will scrap your dong

[@Iron8127]

@@yoshikagekira6362 then the dong can never expand

[@xy5449]

ZA HANDO GA KESU

[@yoshikagekira6362]

@@Iron8127 no we SCRAP THE ENTIRE dong plus the balls so no chance to have a baby

[@superik408]

@@yoshikagekira6362 but then we're gonna be a ken doll, no dong and bally balls

[@amethystrose3480]

Despite sticky fingers becoming Zipperman, Bruno’s English VA really made him work. It was such a surprisingly powerful stand for me to see being completely blind to jojo.

[@leo9826]

Ray Chase is an amazing english voice actor, perfect for voicing Bruno. He did a good job over in One Piece voicing Corazon.

[@breezyhillproductions349]

They should have changed it to Zippy Fingers.

[@saphaar4294]

​@@breezyhillproductions349 OH MY GOD YES

[@Chaosflower]

@@breezyhillproductions349 Nah nah poketman

[@player_delta]

ZIPPAA MAAAN!

[@bloopyblooburt2800]

Stand: THE WORLD Localization name: *THE GLOBE*

[@jfk_experiencent6343]

ZA WARUDO

[@captainagony6691]

ZA GUROBU

[@SirDoodIsTaken]

LMAO

[@vriskaserketontheps5]

@@jfk_experiencent6343 ZARDO

[@magicschoolbus1031]

Flat earther jojo fans: *CONFUSED SCREAMING

[@MagikarpUsedFlylol]

flaccid pancakes deserved better

[@korp3781]

MagikarpUsedFly #liberateflaccidpancake

[@massidelta]

It's no blueford

[@alexhenson6102]

DANNY DEVITO IS BEAUTIFUL MATT!

[@Freporta]

@@TheeOK1 chew, what an beautiful dwang

[@PoloRevived]

MagikarpUsedFly agreed

[@VongolaXanxus]

NO ONE CAN BEAT FUNNY VALENTINE'S CRIMES FOR DIMES

[@Gone4GamingOriginal]

Or as i call it I ain't gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars

[@Kurostyle21]

@@Gone4GamingOriginal Was about to respond with that

[@BurgundyBurrito]

Crimes for Dimes is infinitely better than Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

[@gadrielvanorion9872]

just saying that d4c in the translation goes for FARP since you take the big words for that stuff,.,. FARP guys... we reached peak translation

[@K1razxc]

Money for bad

[@Tococat6793]

I find it funny that the localized name "soul sacrifice" is a song name by Santana, which is a name they had to change due to it being copyrighted.

[@Bendan]

Also J. Geil, who got changed to Centerfold, which is a song _BY J. GEIL_

[@guillermoleon0216]

Start of video: *Blueford in S* we're starting high, we can move it later End of video: *Blueford ends up a tier above the Blueford tier*

[@teianheru4]

As he should be.

[@waidwml.1]

Plot twist: Blueford is god.

[@alexthegr8animations311]

Blueford is better than blueford

[@slyfox7452]

Blueford is not just better it is 5 times better

[@mrzerolife367]

plot twist:hes requiem

[@gameridiotNOT]

Friendly reminder that in about 4 hours from when this comment is made, we will have the honor to hear a professional voice actor yell out "Zipper Man"

[@xx_squirtle8621]

gameridiotNOT Now we need to wait for a professional dub actor to scream “Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price”

[@vibe833]

and now FLACCID PANCAKE

[@orcatwar9810]

said by ichigo and the new borly

[@orcatwar9810]

@@vibe833 i might be evil but get fred (the singer for limp bizkit) to do the voice for flaccid pancakes user

[@war2theren227]

And he made it sound cool

[@wpffles357]

Original name: Hol horse Localized name: ENTIRE STALLION

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

Most Mustang

[@tregarnett4595]

The Full Entirety of the Horse

[@supershadey09]

ENTIRE EQUINE

[@mrmrmr672]

*½+½ MAMMAL*

[@connerb9593]

Plentiful Pony

[@comixproviderftw_02]

“I can’t wait for the dub actor to go ‘Zipperman!’” Well… Ray Chase made that silly sounding name into the most badass name in the dub. “GO! ZIPPERMAN!”

[@MWoyde]

To be fair, a stand called Sticky Fingers is just as silly, and given the goofy nature of JoJo this works anyways

[@null7493]

Blueford gets into s tier "We can lower it later" Blueford: you will never reach that truth

[@bearwithme2849]

They changed it though

[@AlmiGaslighter]

Este não é um canal But they didn’t.

[@Penroseapostle]

Eman Atkism They did actually They added four tiers just to put him in one

[@AlmiGaslighter]

snoitca efil ruoy htiW desuma ton si yeffaL SSU Oh, I forgot about that. I apologizez

[@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281]

They changed it into SSSSS tier

[@Duplighost_]

I think this is the most any group of individuals has ever cared about Blueford.

[@Ywge-isue9327]

Very

[@TheDiggity42]

Even more than araki

[@josephjoestar5248]

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[@zanly5039]

@@josephjoestar5248 actually what the fuck

[@westhequagsire]

@yeah Stop it. Go get some help

[@beansupplier1786]

Blueford: I am inevitable Flaccid pancake: and I am flaccid pancake

[@bradleylindsey3540]

Blueford: ...Still inevitable

[@numberonecrate]

No, he is Blueford. Must respect

[@thefinalflash6211]

Fa3rp

[@Vario69]

Hard hammer

[@Ato-3000J]

Hunter Tymchuk yess worse company should be in Blueford XD

[@HalfAluminumChemist]

I want a list of names of the people that denied us flaccid pancake in the anime. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[@iamwoke322]

i will hit em with the ora ora

[@shinobix4925]

I'm sorry but I just need to appreciate the comedic *genius* that is creating a tier specifically for Blueford and then putting Blueford *above* that

[@dynamitedinosaur4601]

Yes.

[@OctagonapusDocter]

Agreed

[@nurvis297]

Blueford’s so good he’s better than himself.

[@shinobix4925]

@100k subscribers Without any videos Nice

[@Eclipsed_Moon2]

@@nurvis297 I agree

[@callmejoestar3545]

Original name: Dirty Deeds done Dirt Cheap Localized name: Maximum kill for minimum bill

[@insertnamehere5014]

Call Me Joestar noice

[@samuellinn]

Honestly better than what we got tbh. It could be shortened to Kill for Bill

[@BX56_YT]

"I'm Not Gay But 20$ Is 20$"

[@puggus6547]

Discount Murderer

[@Soapia99th]

That’s actually works

[@esfandyarshah6411]

This is the most anyone has EVER payed attention to Bruford Edit: Sorry I had a Typo. I meant to Say BLUEFORD

[@Oszy333]

Blueford*

[@hypercumstone44]

Who’s this bruford? I only know blueford

[@KingJesta]

@Evan Alexander idk

[@djtheunskilledgamer6355]

Blueford is good. But the manga translation I'm reading made his name Blafford.

[@fackingcant6528]

I paid plenty of attention to him while I was thinking about how his fight sucked

[@TurkishNationalistABC]

If To Kill A Mockingbird was a stand, it's localized name would be Tequila Mockingbird. Bro this comment sucks ass why are y’all liking 💀

[@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy]

It would probably be Bird Execution

[@TurkishNationalistABC]

@@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy Feathered Dinoslaughter

[@greyblaspheme]

Avian Execution

[@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy]

ain't no way a localised name is going to have 'avian' in it@@greyblaspheme

[@peterstoric6560]

Two kill a mockingbird

[@_vnfr]

Original Name: _「King Crimson」_ Localized Name: *『Pause but Cause』*

[@zuzka9061]

Perfect description

[@nex5691]

VNFR King Crimson to red emperor

[@SubjectSigma18]

Original: Waluigi Localized: PurpleMario Stoopid people: That purple boi that laughs in wah

[@KingoftheOutback]

Yes the ultimate stand: RED RULER!

[@luciuscalingin6792]

Emperor scarlet

[@oscarmichel8893]

Stand : made in heaven Localized name : manufactured in the upper world

[@westernstinkpig2143]

Stand name: Heaven's door Localized name: Hell's entrance

[@oscarmichel8893]

@@westernstinkpig2143 more like : gate to the land of god

[@B_bang22]

Manufactured by god

[@50thdollar61]

Created In Haven

[@mdashrafulahmed2820]

Constructed from above

[@lemonpie4590]

Stand name: Bad company Localized name: *T E R R I B L E C O R P O R A T I O N*

[@lemonpie4590]

@NYEH HEH HEH!! thats another good one

[@Kuriboh1008]

@NYEH HEH HEH!! It's in the game

[@Deimos_PeanutFlavour]

Mediocore Regiment

[@kermithasagun1474]

EA

[@Kuriboh1008]

Nestlē?

[@tymonkowalczyk8026]

Polish subtitles on netflix changed "Pearl Jam" to "Warzywek" which means "Little Vegetable Man"

[@christiannorton9400]

Iconic

[@sandwich8240]

Yoshikage Kira Localized name: David Bowie

[@paranormal1338]

mmm yes

[@FinalShieldnobi]

Localized Name: Bavid Dowie

[@carlwebber4094]

Yes yes yes yes *YES*

[@juanpurdoy6553]

666 likes, the sign of the diavolo

[@AnhNgoc-kr2jo]

Yup

[@shauncsh2724]

Stand Name: Stone Free Localized Name: *ROCK THAT COST NO MONEY*

[@blitz7488]

shyawn _ boulder with no price

[@shadowknightproductions5275]

Stand Name: Stone Free Localized Name: granite independence

[@luisfelipe-fc4np]

Rock for 0 dollars

[@blitz7488]

Pebble not a slave

[@ssin1785]

Stone Available Dirt Cheap

[@shapeshiftinghorsejisung3335]

"this is Echoes, but they changed it into--" My Bluetooth headphones: *B A T T E R Y L O W*

[@Deviant69]

HAHA

[@anaveragenightlordsfan]

S tier!!!

[@splashor6361]

Thats an odd Stand name..

[@co5micwaffle742]

New Stand: Battery Low Ability: Drains energy from nearby entities

[@ivanrivera3293]

@@co5micwaffle742 Localization name: Scarce Power

[@treeguardien]

The fact that it went from D4C to FADAARP is.....stupidly hilarious

[@DukePigron]

Original: Notorious Big Localization: widely known massive

[@anhvuquang7906]

Original : Notorious B.I.G Localization : Big Chungus

[@pabloalvarez6241]

It's actually Notorious chase

[@DanielFerreira-ez8qd]

@@pabloalvarez6241 shuush

[@Lalo_09FCB]

Original: Notorious B.I.G. Localization: Infamous Large

[@attackbrains2095]

Pablo Álvarez original: notorius chase localization: infamous game of tag

[@arloconnerydwyer7108]

Stand name: dirty deeds done dirt cheap. Localized name: GiVe Me DiMeS aNd I’lL dO bAd CrImEs.

[@raicrush]

Tbh that slaps

[@1d10tcannotmakeusername]

How about just Dimes 4/for Crimes Dimes 4 Crimes D4C Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

[@y3lnats392]

@@1d10tcannotmakeusername it isnt as funny as filthy acts at a reasonable proce for me. But i like the consistency

[@mreverything7056]

Y3lnats How about Atroticous Acts At An Affordable Price. That’s A5P!

[@y3lnats392]

@@mreverything7056 thats very clever it made me laugh ngl

[@kamilqwil7507]

"Worse Company" just absolutely destroyed me, i had no idea something so hillarious has even right to exist

[@shoopydoopy6062]

To this day that one makes me randomly burst out laughing more than any other

[@rifatbobos]

Exactly, as weird as Zipper Man, Fisher Man or even Filthy Acts At Reasonable Price sounds, Worse Company is still the funniest for me

[@owu9227]

agreed

[@owu9227]

and same

[@jessietricia1609]

It's like Weird Al's parody of Bad

[@iBlewupthemoon98]

We need an update after Stone Ocean ended. Especially for Sports Maximum, Bohemian Ecstatic, and Sky Guy

[@comixproviderftw_02]

And See Moon and MADIEN HEAVEN

[@rileymorey1160]

wait i thought sports maximum was so stupid but i didnt even realize it was localized. what was it originally?

[@averonisgaming9023]

​@@rileymorey1160sports max

[@ZorroCeleste1]

​@@rileymorey1160 - Sports Max.

[@nerdemojireal]

Original name: Limp Bizkit Localized name: new crispy pretzel chicken fries at Burger King crispy crunchy pretzel outside tender juicy white meat chicken inside

[@bugancholia]

hannah your killing me smalls

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

Flaccid Pancake*

[@Big_Oof]

Ok but lil bomber

[@swagdrakefan8791]

YES

[@orange_enthusiast7083]

‘lil BOOMER

[@Mur.kUltimateLuckyGamer44]

Original name: The lock Localised name: *A C C E S S D E N I E D*

[@CoolJoshido212]

Guilty Conscience

[@edisonpang8272]

Noice

[@r_4_135]

Incognito

[@redrockstrength6441]

why the fUCK CANT I ACCESS THE LOCALIZED NAME

[@Tmalter]

Actually epic name ngl

[@nahueltabarez8889]

I love how Purple haze got expelled from the tierlist just like he was expelled from part 5

[@inbreadyeast7911]

Oof

[@jacobmorris8869]

lmao

[@jacobmorris8869]

Mr. ERROR he wasn't overpowered. He can hurt himself with it

[@legna.r5696]

@@jacobmorris8869 They removed him because his epic plot armour and (A in dev potential) he masters it and now he OP and no its too late to retkon and now he either gets killed by diavolo kills him off screen moral of the story Araki saved Fugo

[@jacobmorris8869]

Legna Robinson okay

[@riatsila144]

Look, Blueford was a meme, but Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price is a work of art, and is objectively the best localaized stand name.

[@bigbywolf5197]

Until you see Made in Heaven got changed to Maiden Heaven

[@johnhakusho]

thats what im saying

[@AcedNbased]

I thought this was a joke

[@riatsila144]

@@AcedNbased we don't joke about FAaaRP

[@mello-0341]

original stand name: Spice Girl localized name: *Overly Seasoned Woman*

[@scoutwithamedigun4976]

Arguably better than spicy lady

[@straightfaceeternity]

@@scoutwithamedigun4976 man when i watched part 5 spicy lady made more than upset

[@marcioturcoteixeira846]

Marinated Damsel

[@GalekC]

Tabasco Lass

[@owu9227]

yes.

[@hippotripo6145]

Original name: Highway to Hell Localized name: Come on man I just want to die

[@tdaharold8539]

LOL TRUE

[@horseoperamarker]

LMAO

[@MaltizGuy]

Underrated

[@Cringemoment4045]

Me:

[@LeRodz]

McQueen's entire character

[@oddball_covers]

Original name: Sex Pistols Localized Name: INTERCOURSE FIREARMS

[@logan7673]

Is that your stand ability? To read minds?

[@Crashman-1005]

Fornication handguns

[@ihatemirrors1216]

Sex gun

[@simpsbelongtothegulags3702]

@@Crashman-1005 a man of culture

[@amarketablesalmon6294]

HAWTA PEW PEW!!

[@wingedbluj1674]

The best localization was changing "Made in Heaven" to "Maiden Heaven"

[@mr.jitterspam9552]

The Croatian name is literally new paradise (epic name)

[@insanitygaming1526]

I legitimately couldn't tell if it was made in heaven or maiden heaven

[@pssskwlalkekw]

Bro on god why even change it like that theres absolutely no point to it when theres already a perfrct name and its a music reference to an english album so why change the name

[@Extreme11]

@@pssskwlalkekware you being fr right now

[@steponkusceponas4085]

​@@pssskwlalkekw copyright

[@fahimazannattarfi1545]

I like how Giorno's theme plays every time they choose an S tier.

[@cc0767]

You mean the Tik Tok song?

[@koziboo]

And a bit of Josuke's theme sometimes

[@urgay8290]

CC 07 ITS FROM JOJO

[@player-ds8bm]

CC 07 The fuck does il vento d’oro have to do with TikTok?

[@urgay8290]

player1 ikr I’ll never forgive the tik tokersq

[@hamonicpescirequiemoverhea9834]

Original name: Beach boys Localized name: ocean man

[@soosyicy9986]

TAKE ME BY THE HAND

[@bunnipawz]

Lead me to the land that you understand

[@margatroid6742]

ocean man

[@Kemt005]

S TIER

[@hypersonic2828]

OcEaN lAnD, tAkE mE bY ZA HANDO lEaD mE tO To ThE lAnD, ThAt YoU uNdEr-STAND.

[@cherrydonut9879]

If you re-imagine this as a power tier list it's even funnier

[@matty_c]

Donovan at A 😩😩

[@shoopydoopy6062]

@@matty_c donobang

[@shoopydoopy6062]

@@matty_c don’t even let me catch you disrespecting donobang again

[@ToadallyNormal]

Blueford gets into the top tier cause he is blueford its just like how speedwagon is s in jojo tier lists cause he is speedwagon there is no other explanation

[@vibecheck6184]

Blueford could solo GER

[@elliothellawell9050]

Idk how you guys didn’t know this. Zenyatta Mondatta is the name of album by the police. The localised names are references as well. The 2 characters from Overwatch are also references to the album

[@Myne1001]

Its so weird how some localised names are just other copyrighted names. Whats the point in changing them?

[@girlnamedskully]

Original name: Sheer Heart Attack Localized name: Absolute Organ Offense

[@adrifitz8793]

Localized Name: *S T R O K E*

[@Link9058]

Total Organ Failure

[@morganp6066]

Complete Internal Cardio Vascular Organ Failure

[@girlnamedskully]

@@morganp6066 we've gone too deep

[@cvffee1966]

Original name: Sheer Heart Attack Localized name:Sheer your heart

[@AychSkwaird]

Made In Heaven’s localized name is Maiden Heaven which is the biggest power move ever.

[@owu9227]

true

[@IbrahimPlays15]

what is tusk localised name?

[@LowIntSpecimen]

damn, i actually really like that

[@AngiShyGuy]

@@IbrahimPlays15 i think it stayed as Tusk

[@IbrahimPlays15]

@@AngiShyGuy oh

[@JohnShoe21]

Original name: Sex Pistols Localized Name: Penetration Pew Pew

[@clenchfarthead8047]

P3

[@JN-nu7ld]

Ah yes, Impregnation ammo

[@alexdale8705]

Insemination chambers

[@blitz7488]

Localized name: *milk.*

[@allx1048]

No pregnation pistol so we can shorten it to pp

[@HovektheArtist]

I always love the other localization of d4c being dimes 4 crimes

[@comixproviderftw_02]

That works

[@dankerbell]

that's what i thought d4c meant because i thought dirty deeds done dirt cheap was a different stand

[@whymesad]

If you consider what "flaccid pancake" actually does, it becomes 10 times more funny: "MY FLACCID PANCAKE HAS THE ABILITY TO REVIVE THE DEAD AS INVISIBLE ZOMBIES".

[@krisspaqueo2316]

Same with limp bizkit(sound like limp biscuit)

[@Taric682]

WhyMeSad 🤣

[@alien-probeunit4649]

my nut died and i brought it back

[@AlwaysSunny8193]

I’m the thousandth like ur welcome

[@joshuaduck4139]

Can't wait to hear a voice actor say that.

[@benjamintutic822]

Stand name: Ball breaker Lokalized name: C O C K A N D B A L L T O R T U R E

[@jotro1235]

LOL

[@eyeamthesolesbee4998]

LOL

[@detective3940]

lmao

[@recker100b3]

TAKE MY UPVOTE/LIKE YOU ZIPPERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN (also may i have some cbt?)

[@detective3940]

BALL STRETCHER

[@BelleColonD]

The fact that Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price can be abbreviated to "faaarp" definitely brings it to S-tier

[@austin5944]

Lmfao faarp

[@majin_killa]

Remove the r

[@hughneutron5965]

@@majin_killa ok here you go faaap

[@nextscitt5046]

@@yam4016 why did google translate think you said “Arabic” LOL

[@silentsmelancholy]

@@nextscitt5046 IKR

[@benjoman8252]

It's funny because mirror man is also the name of a pretty famous song, so they essentially went from one potential lawsuit to another

[@Lil_Ducky43]

What Jack Stauber? He doesn’t even copyright his songs. Let alone the name of it

[@buzzly2040]

​@Lil_Ducky43 they're probably talking bout the one by The Human League, also hell yeah jack stauber

[@benjoman8252]

​@@buzzly2040Yeah I was talking bout human league haha, thanks for clearing that up for me

[@gddiggy3828]

"His name's Bruford, but they changed his name to *Blueford."* *Giorno's Theme starts playing*

[@marriamnaveed305]

444 likes? man mista aint gonna like that

[@Scazoid]

*He was Blue the whole time*

[@gabdrawss]

Marriam Naveed true

[@shiitake5860]

GD Diggy b r u h f o r d

[@JragonL1m]

What do mean giornos theme starts playing I mea- why do I hear boss music?

[@jackroche2065]

"He has two stands because he's two people" *laughs in Sheer Heart Attack*

[@SkepticSkepto]

The dude has three stands lol

[@iamjaboba]

*laughs in black priest*

[@shemage5932]

Epitaph is a sub stand, not a stand on it's own, this is proven by the fact that Diavolo can still use it despite Doppio's death. Sheer heart attack is also a sub stand, while bites the dust is a stand ability. Stands can have more than just one ability, as is seen with Gold Experience having several aspects of it's life giver ability (making souls go berserk, reflecting attacks).

[@jackroche2065]

@@shemage5932 those GE things are the same ability, he gives things life. If a life form is given life it's mind goes beserk. One ability

[@imsoasian.1717]

Sheer hearth attack is not really another stand It more just a walking bomb that killer queen created And bite the dust is basically tiny killer queen. Kira can’t call out Killer queen until he undo bite the dust Basically, he have 1 stand

[@sake7858]

Stand name: Bad Company Localized Name: Nestlé

[@Cringemoment4045]

Ooooooooof

[@len10799]

LMFAO

[@tolookbackonforme]

I got chocolate syrup from Neslté for Christmas from Speedwagon Claus

[@user-es1gb7tw6g]

@@tolookbackonforme Speedwagon Claus only gave me a DIOdorant.

[@tolookbackonforme]

@@user-es1gb7tw6g o is it a good DIOdorent?

[@lucaslennan3356]

I will never forget someone saying they should have localized D4C as Dimes 4 Crimes.

[@christiannorton9400]

THAT'S ACTUALLY SO SMART WTF

[@cheggles3830]

The fact that Netflix didn’t give us flaccid pancake fills me with indescribable rage

[@navybluegacha2119]

AND SADNESS

[@Metalora]

Netflix: Limp Biscuit? Nah, that's illegal. *changes B to V* Netflix: FUCKING GENIUS.

[@undeniablerage7357]

Would you call it undeniable rage?

[@rnaodmsomething]

"YOU HAVE GENUINELY ANGERED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[@GamerTheVoidGamingCentre]

Dude I was so mad.

[@roshanyuvaraj6771]

"Ranking terrible localization names" *First one unanimously gets S tier*

[@chokovok7231]

Don’t you disrespect Blueford like that

[@robertlupa8273]

It's such a dumb ("bad") way to localise a name that it's loops back to being amazing.

[@indigoon9635]

he b l u e

[@joshschillcorner]

But its Blueford... HE DESERVES HIS SSSSSS

[@hellogoodsir2502]

Blue Pog

[@clearhero7487]

Original name: Silver Chariot Localized name: Wheelchair

[@enricopucci3799]

and the requiem??? Xd

[@Skullener10]

@@enricopucci3799 car

[@nx7997]

Bruh you wrong for this one😂😂

[@enricopucci3799]

@@nx7997 TURBO WHEELCHAIR REQUIEM

[@neurbrioxd5951]

wheelchair man

[@ApollyonSt33l]

4 years later I'm STILL trying to figure out how you got to have all the pfp's on the side without the video quality dropping to F-tier youtube poop levels

[@5cripy]

Stand name: Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap Localized name: I'm not gay, but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.

[@SmokingSexyStyle]

20 likes seems pretty straight to me

[@janagatbonton9107]

Missed opportunity for Quick Suck for Good Buck

[@zyrusvito]

@@janagatbonton9107 wait that actually sounds good

[@Stryfe52]

INGB20BI20B

[@user-re8tc1dg3b]

@@zyrusvito ingb20bi20b

[@ethanp.796]

Original: Soft & Wet Localized: _Tender and Moist_

[@whitehamster310]

i sure hope so😤

[@khepribrando1926]

sjsjsjd noo moist (i support this tho)

[@lenka781]

*Fluffy and Damp*

[@Sheikmeister69]

alternative: Vagania

[@MisterAnimann]

H A R D A N D D R Y

[@JugularJohn]

And it turns out Bruno’s English VA nailed the “ZIPPERMAAAN”.

[@keniel-prime6214]

He mailed?

[@oldusty523]

he did WHAT to Zipperman?!

[@randomplayer8797]

The VA is also a stand user then

[@oldusty523]

@@randomplayer8797 he gets a stand and that's what he does........ unbelievable.............

[@randomplayer8797]

@@oldusty523 Truly unbelievable

[@NomzNoodle]

I’ve come back to watch this video so any times over the last 3 years and it never ceases to crack me up. In my top 5 videos that make me smile without fail

[@johngobble]

“literally anyone trying to move coco large’s position in this tier list” “the whole discord” NO

[@mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991]

NOOooOooOoooooOOOOooOOo

[@ccreamy2374]

Just all of discord collectively joins the call and screams “NO!”

[@Vassilinia]

Would've been so much more dumb (and amazing) if the localization team made it Coco Big like they said. 🤣🤣🤣

[@lonecalzone6901]

should of changed the positions of the quotation marks

[@eh_a_Bia]

The fact that Valentine switched everyone's faces for other Valentines except blueford broke me dude lmao

[@hypersonic2828]

And D4C/FA3RP

[@Rydme0000]

Yeah lol.

[@burgerqueen9044]

Stand Name: Hermit Purple Localized Name: Anti-Social Violet

[@dustin202]

Hermit is short for Dustin

[@thatsixeyedguyy5480]

Introverted Indigo

[@litinupcito2044]

Purple shell

[@someonexdxd]

I read it Anti-Soviet Violet but thats better

[@KaytheWooper]

Incel Lavender

[@michelerusconi]

I actually prefer shining diamond do crazy diamond, cause the reference from the song "Shine on you crazy diamond" remains unchanged

[@michaelnguyen3796]

Rank every character from JoJo By How Sharp Their Chin is

[@Oskuro_]

Everyone goes to S tier but pesci

[@acidsolman5665]

@@Oskuro_ polpo

[@Oskuro_]

@@acidsolman5665 yeah but he looks good so he goes up a tier

[@anneriana8356]

Soul sacrifice

[@anneriana8356]

I meant soul sacker hehe

[@User-pf2mn]

Stand name: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Localized name: Horrendous Acts Finished For A Small Monetary Value

[@TheRealSleekG]

HAFFASMV

[@abcdefsas7107]

HA4SMC

[@beomgyusthighsofsteel6651]

Greasy Exploits Executed for Marked Down Retail

[@idle-hands]

Criminal Crimes Committed for Sale

[@rynn4959]

Bad stuff for a dollar

[@jackaruby4222]

Killer Queen: *bite the dust* Deadly Queen: *munch the lint* Death Queen: *digest the floor*

[@Metulled]

Dangerous ruler: Consume the entresol

[@alfredosotorobles8732]

PootisMann BRUTAL EMPRESS: BON’APPETIT THE TRASH PARTICLES

[@raphcaswell-jones932]

Deceased reigning female monarch: bites lint

[@ForlornLemon]

Lethal Lady: Chew the Asbestos

[@kitsubi11]

Liven't Leader: move atoms into your body in the upper opening under the two breathing holes

[@Ohmargod]

This is one of my all-time favorite KZbin videos. Every couple of weeks/months I come back here, watch it 2-3 times and leave completely satisfied with a big smile on my face.

[@04whim]

Oingo and Boingo was another weird copyright curveball, similar to Billy Jean. "We can't name them after Oingo Boingo since that's a band, so instead we'll use Zenyatta Mondatta, an album by The Police. Perfect."

[@cottony4dr]

We’ll also name Koichi’s dog because you can’t copyright “police”

[@pooferss6056]

Also Zenyatta and Mondatta are characters in Overwatch, so double copyright-

[@patchy6025]

Stand Name: Spice Girl Localized Name: Lightly salted female

[@The_Biologist27]

Seasoned*

[@eligo_1392]

Taco bell

[@MariOmor1]

More like Jalapeno woman

[@youcan_dew_it]

@@MariOmor1 jalapeno woman, more like "I'll-a pee in your woman." Just end me.

[@MariOmor1]

@@youcan_dew_it You want me to end you? Fine. YOU ASKED FOR IT, YOU FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!

[@mising0px]

Original: magician’s red Localized name: overcooked chicken

[@helpfulgamer1274]

*red crispy bird

[@xplaynoob6183]

KFC

[@BigManlyBoyCool]

Angry bird

[@laena1091]

magicians bread

[@mising0px]

Original: hermit purple Localized name: vine disease

[@jeridon6081]

Seeing that one dude finally click together the reason Diavolo having two stands was because he was two people was so fucking funny 🤣

[@voxakumasimp2667]

Fr

[@jjprs3062]

stand: Cheap Trick Localized name: *Inexpensive Misdirection*

[@raiisleep]

Actually sounds better

[@thewingedporpoise]

Cheap trap was the real cheap trick

[@frallbobroggins4005]

It’s ALSO filthy acts at a reasonable price

[@akfrrl]

jjprs 306 999th like

[@rainreign696]

To be honest, Bucciarati's dub VA somehow made shouting "ZIPPERMAN!!" cool, so, I mean, respect.

[@righteouself9928]

God bless that dub. I also very much enjoyed chris hackney as Ghiaccio. What Im about to say may contradict gods teachings but I think the dub venice rant is superior

[@Lauren-tg5jj]

Righteous Elf That’s Ray Chase for you. He’s a great voice actor, definitely one of my favorites.

[@watfoit2944]

Yes

[@lozer7011]

TBH. Sticky Fingers is just a cool name. That’s why’s it’s a bands name. However, be honest. if you had that stand, would Zipperman or sticky fingers be the first thing you think of to call it? (Without prior jojo knowledge)

[@lozer7011]

@StarWars_AlphaKitsune Oh no thanks for clarifying that for me. But im just saying if you had a stand that creates Zippers, Sticky Fingers wouldn’t be the first thing to pop in your head for the majority, even with the cover having a zipper. It would be like having a dog with a big spot over his eye so you call him "Spot" instead of "Parklife" because blur had an album with dogs on it. (and that sounds like something he would do in jojo)

[@lucidlullaby894]

I don’t think anyone has cared so much about Bruford until this video

[@shrekkek9396]

@BizarreBandit She was in the Rohan manga and alternative version of her is in JoJOlion so no.

[@selensewar]

*Blueford

[@numberonecrate]

Who’s bruford? You mean blueford?

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

*blueford

[@bruhsauce644]

this guy was basically a less good wamuu

[@carbonsobeans]

Imagine like hearing from across the room in a country accent "zipper man" and then just getting like bitch slapped

[@PurddyBirddy]

Stand name: Sticky Fingers Localized: Adhesive Phalanges

[@regularshitposter2601]

Lol

[@kudakenaii]

Lol

[@nonosquare5407]

Lol

[@thatonewhospeaks4130]

Lol

[@advaysatardekar8537]

Lol

[@rafa_d_vieira]

20:17 “And then put flaccid pancakes in Blueford” quote of the century right there

[@shiro_milord]

Ah yes, eating

[@grass492]

Flaccid pancake sounds like it came out of a name generator

[@donutholebandit]

Kojima????

[@RabidDogma]

Just to be clear - a lot of these DO NOT need to be changed. Some, sure, but ones like Cars, Santana, Crazy Diamond, etc. don't because they're not specific enough that they directly represent the musicians referenced. Santana's literally just a last name. Like WTF.

[@totallynotacriticizer2568]

Better safe than sorry, Rabid

[@abhirupb316]

@@RabidDogma Cars, Santana I agree, but Crazy Diamond is like, you definitely get that it's referenced from Pink Floyd song.

[@Teknanam]

@RabidDogma They just don't want to chance it. Like even if they could win it in court, why would they want to go to court at all if they can help it? We lost an entire Part 4 Jojo PS2 game just because of Prince and Araki a long time ago being against name changes.

[@Slaking_]

The funniest part of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price is that he's gonna get called that once in the whole anime, and then exclusively get referred to a D4C afterwards with no explanation given

[@kermitgotthesickkicks4265]

Lmfao 😂😂 why rho

[@slightlyuncomfortable]

This is the most attention Bruford has ever gotten outside of his respective arc and he deserves it. Edit: BLUEFORD. I'm ashamed.

[@FainperryChannel]

Who is bruford? Some knockoff blueford?

[@Ash-sv1wo]

Gyarin knock off star platinum

[@beetletwoese8952]

*blueford

[@strikerforce2495]

They forgot about “cool ice”

[@alphabros5226]

@@strikerforce2495 The localized name is so mediocre that they refused to acknowledge it's existence

[@kappinr-m80s23]

"There is only S and F." Oh. You'll do great on Metacritic.

[@roboticjanitor3332]

Shots fired!

[@SabsWithR]

Or IMDB

[@SketchHusk]

Real clever.

[@GG-jr1cs]

Oof

[@ericthemadscientist8357]

I love democracy

[@HeyChat27]

I can't believe that you didn't even bring up "Made in Heaven" to the God tier word play of "Maiden Heaven"

[@Orion8729]

They're probably going to name it "made in Paradise"

[@gamerer8550]

@@Orion8729 didn't they already localize it to maiden heaven

[@johnnyjoestar7063]

English dub got me like “SHINING DIAMOND,USE YOUR MEDICAL ABILITIES TO PATCH UP OKUYASU NIJIMURAS INJURY” “Deadly queen lacks a downside” “Golden wind turn this piece of hard clay into a reptile” 💀💀💀

[@PhantomGato-v-]

What a beautiful Duwang indeed (also, Absolute Cardiac Arrest has not a downside)