#1 thief in the world // talkloid

[@hime-chan764]

This is ｖｅｒｙ　ｗｈｏｌｅｓｏｍｅ ｐｉｎ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｎｏｗ

[@darlynn4736]

😰😰OKI OKI PLS SPARE ME 😱

[@sourandsweet1048]

hi hime

[@ameladaptivedaydreamer949]

Oh...... Never thought you would be this aggressive Hime........ K then .-.

[@Isabella-vs6fk]

I̸ n̸ e̸ e̸ d̸

[@slytherinlady3907]

i wanna say username checks out since this is definitely something hime would do in my hc

[@ruikirisame1744]

Len and Rin were in a eternal deadlock to see who had the highest pitch, if Dex didn't showed up, their voices would have turned into a subsonic weapon

[@darlynn4736]

LMAO TJATS LITERALLY WHAT I WAS DOING LOLL

[@Pukeprincess]

darlynn next talkaloid will be even higher

[@makotonaegi3652]

haha

[@xxblueberryxxplays6284]

OH HELL NAW DO NOT LET IT HAPPEN

[@yaywait-6094]

“WhAt tHE FuUcCK??” -Rin

[@thingsihaveseen9604]

Miku didn't even make an effort to steal it back.

[@ameladaptivedaydreamer949]

Obviously, or else she would be DOUBLE grounded

[@hatsunemiku4134]

I did! That carrot girl irritates the raifu out of mi!

[@Jai_Dawg420]

@@hatsunemiku4134 You should know I almost got a Hatsune Miku PD PS4 profile avatar. But it was unavailable.

[@user-ql2re2es9y]

@@hatsunemiku4134 You're fucking grounded!!.

[@user-ql2re2es9y]

@@Jai_Dawg420 just see my discord discord.gg/bKsczvf find in the member list and see my avatar, my name is "kagamine mirrors".

[@pandacrazy2427]

Gumi is the ultimate mom istg

[@pokerface4413]

Gumom

[@changinglocale9114]

the best name ever I swear to god lol

[@artistxgrotto]

shsl mom

[@inkedcardboard1208]

@@artistxgrotto I find danganronpa once again.

[@artistxgrotto]

@@inkedcardboard1208 Nyahahahah!

[@jimohli]

This is seriously the best Talkloid I've ever seen

[@conpro572]

That is not saying a lot.

[@They_Hate.06]

I Know Right

[@coreforce9872]

What’s the difference between a Vocaloid and a Talkoid?

[@jimohli]

@@coreforce9872 vocaloid ; when you make a vocal synth sing talkloid ; when you make a vocal synth talk

[@beaccino]

0:38 rin: ANGRY DOG WHISTLE NOISES

[@zafira8283]

LOL

[@dioswaifu1530]

Aww 😂

[@akiki_.]

xD

[@exotic_existenceiquit4130]

It almost sound like she is mocking Len lol

[@cloudywinters4150]

XD

[@fruitloops6106]

Rin and Len arguing is the best thing ever Reminds me about me and my brother

[@c_elestion]

haha I don’t have a brother

[@lulubylol]

Same but with my sister

[@hrivas9090]

s a m e

[@cheebo4031]

So you two also turn into a subsonic weapon everytime you start to argue?

[@maritsaalmira3477]

Same with me and my sister

[@rllyb0red719]

We need a compilation of Len breaking down doors😌

[@inky5896]

He broke like 10 btw im Len irl and i broken 10 doors

[@DelnorShinobu]

0:12 "I gently open the door..."

[@moonbeam8406]

Gently, huh?

[@snowball03-boop]

Thanks for not calling out someone's name..

[@snowball03-boop]

That meme should be dead..

[@dioswaifu1530]

Ah yes, gently

[@bfbleafy]

Ri-

[@slytherinlady3907]

me just here wondering how dex's headphones fit on if he has fox ears

[@Pukeprincess]

The ultimate question

[@axinitewolf]

magic.

[@stalkingliliaismyjob7418]

It's actually wolf ears. Fox ears are Daina's

[@slytherinlady3907]

Shawna The Gamer (ive actually thought about that before)

[@CenturianTale_Halo]

*W O L F E A R S EXCUSE YOU-*

[@chiemcdonald]

I’ve inherited “I swear. To jah.”

[@Itsjessie05]

Me too 😌

[@vircle1863]

Keep it

[@axelotl5004]

“noooo u furry” look who’s talking.

[@xora9823]

HAHAHAHAHHWHW

[@yassqueenn]

@`yuii. don't you know that len is furry too

[@sayona_asphy6421]

I just realized Len has painted his nails

[@Jai_Dawg420]

Most boy vocaloids have there nails painted

[@snowball03-boop]

They all have their nails painted, how are you JUST noticing this?!

[@alli377]

@Siobhán Harnett I noticed with Rins hand garden....I really don't like that song ...

[@christiankanagie2888]

Dex and gumi don't have their nails painted

[@AaronKeener12]

1:00 when len adds at the end “and dex is a furry” had me laughing for hours 😂😂😂

[@akuma_nekomata]

I like how Rin growl. I never heard it before. In her songs or covers I never heard she growl. Keep up the good work !

[@billiamswartz2355]

Devira Maharani I think she does in ROKI

[@akuma_nekomata]

@@billiamswartz2355 Oh, I don't know that song. Thank you for telling me.

[@itz_softie6388]

She growl in ghost rule song

[@friendsheeep]

@@itz_softie6388 ghost rule is sung by miku tho?

[@genzhours9466]

No. Nothing is yours. Nothing, Miku.

[@ImadesanieBlush]

except my heart💗

[@apieceofblueglassmoon]

@@ImadesanieBlush smooth

[@crusty2076]

Actually apparently she owns me and my life now xD

[@rllyb0red719]

Yuzuki Artz Very smooth indeed🤔

[@hatsunemiku4134]

HOW DARE YU- *Intense high pitched noises*

[@ratboygirl]

omfg please make more talkloid LMAO

[@jellycatislife]

Len and Rin: Are you a furry Dex: No Len and Rin: We’ll pretend we just didn’t see that.

[@namyclique.3576]

Gumi saying "who's missing" was just so smooth

[@starry.ey3s]

What is with Len and these doors?

[@PianoNBS]

* * slam * *

[@นุ่นชาแนลงับ]

Lucario I SWEAR TO JAH

[@PianoNBS]

@@นุ่นชาแนลงับ Rin : What do you want Len? I'm busy. Len : On god-, where the fuck is my banana!? Rin : What do you m- Len : You bitch! We've gone over this before!

[@นุ่นชาแนลงับ]

@@PianoNBS WHAT THE F--- I DIDNT TAKE UR S--- IM SERIOUS

[@PianoNBS]

​@@นุ่นชาแนลงับ Len : Yes you did! You took my fucking banana again! Rin : No I did not! You took my Orangy! Len : What!? No I did not! Rin : Yes you did! Then where is it!? Len : I don't care about your fucking Orangy! Why would *I* take it!?

[@lulusobel8643]

Rin and Len have the most realistic sibling dialogue I’ve ever heard in this.

[@tkfnk]

OMG NOOOO!! LEN’S GONNA COPYRIGHT STRIKE ME FOR SAYING “BANANA” OH CRAP I JUST SAID IT HELPHELPHELPHELP

[@user-tr3jw1df6q]

Abby The Duck uh oh

[@GacktsOversizedTittiesYumYum]

Frick

[@UnitedStatesofAutism]

“We’ve been over this before” I WATCHED THAT TODAY

[@ihrtcats3062]

1:13 me trying to make everybody laugh at my joke:

[@gabym4036]

'And Dex is a furry' hahaha, I think I repited that part like 30 times haha

[@berryhopps_official]

*Two Kagamine Twins Fighting Over A Piece Of Food Again*

[@slayderieee]

This sounds so realistic I love it

[@aizumarill2833]

The moment rin and len laughed i lost it sjkddndvhd

[@cubey106]

“Hm..” *BREAKS INTO SONG*

[@cristhiantupaznt6108]

Gumi was actually the 1# thief in the world, she gained a good reputation by giving vocaloids back their things and then she stole their underwear while thier were sleeping or very distracted

[@ciciace]

“Nooooo world is MINE” my favorite quote in this whole video.

[@dext3rity215]

The fact that my nickname is Dex makes 0:58 hurt just a liiiiiiittle bit more. (No disrespect to the furry community, keep doin what ur doin, y'all)

[@arnavbibra4958]

*(full disrespect to the furry community, u weirdos)

[@dext3rity215]

@@arnavbibra4958 Why hate on furries? They only dressing as animals, dude.

[@megajaredx9679]

@@dext3rity215 Its an iceberg that gets pretty bad real fast

[@dext3rity215]

@@megajaredx9679 I mean, I don't like the ones that are into animals sexually, because that's awful, but the ones that are legit just tryna have fun, full respect. It's harmless

[@megajaredx9679]

@@dext3rity215 You have a point there

[@omeiga]

I like how each and everyone of them argue with a smile on their face

[@CiDK]

I never knew talkloid was even a thing but I am happy it is

[@plue5068]

0:53 "Nooooooo you fooory"

[@luijo633]

SEGA: " No guys we are not doing a Vocaloid anime, STOP IT" The Fandom: " Fine we'll do it ourselves "

[@ri2587]

Something about them swearing at subsonic sound levels with completely happy faces makes this 100 times better than it already is

[@emyusicradio4551]

if u think about it Rin and Len arguing's basically the voice provider having an argument with herself

[@velcro8963]

the rin and len laugh is terrifying but amazing i need like a 30 second vid of them laughing

[@sam-kt3sj]

Len and rin arguing just to stop and bully Dex for having fox ears keeps me going

[@JaredGonzales-gv9yh]

I swear this never gets old

[@jamesoliversbirdthing8781]

If she ever trys to steal my bird seed *ｓｈｅ ｗｉｌｌ ｒｅｇｒｅｔ ｉｔ* no one steals my bird seed >:(

[@zafira8283]

... *s t e a l s*

[@mikuhatsune2794]

I can’t believe I was grounded for 2 entire months

[@amregretto]

We'll be right back!

[@shoxk9981]

Miku: *swears at gumi* 5 seconds later: The Disappearance of Hatsune MIku

[@shahzrulfikriy6711]

1:23 the "NOO" is cute

[@yukiisasillie]

ATTACK: 0 DEFENSE: 2763

[@Theoneandonlykaylah-x5r]

​@@yukiisasillie BFDI reference!!!1!1!1!

[@yukiisasillie]

@@Theoneandonlykaylah-x5r yes

[@krowmother]

I love this ongoing joke of Dex being a furry in the vocaloid fandom. It's great.

[@xxblueberryxxplays6284]

‘’WORLD IS MAINE AHAHAHHAHAHAH’’ Well jeez miku

[@kaehwinter6486]

I just want to say I've watched this at least 12 times now and I still enjoy how you make each of them talk a bit different from one another

[@BlackedMoon92]

rin and len fighting always better :D

[@Nour-Mui]

I shall deeply thank my friend for showing me this

[@RosyKitteh]

Me: Oh lord how do I get these two to stop yelling?? Wal-Mart ad: TAME TENSION

[@Sateriasiz]

i havent ever laughed so hard over a talklojd in my whole lofe

[@ДашаГерасимова-щ7ъ]

Dex is a furry without headphone

[@Skincoreskincore]

Len and Rin getting into a screaming match and then immediately flipping on Dex is the biggest siblings mood I’ve seen in my life.

[@slitz3016]

0:13 **Intense Arguement** Ｍｉｋｕ　ｈａｓ　Ｓｔａｒｔｅｄ　Ａ　Ｗａｒ

[@-LeMar-]

This is my new favorite video in the world I can’t believe Rin took Len’s banana *AGAIN*

[@Tuneuntuned]

Waaait If lens banana is stolen, doesn't that mean he should be rin instead?

[@whimsiwraith]

tune untuned WAIT DID I READ THAT IN A BAD WAY OR IS IT MEANT TO BE LIKE THAT-

[@Tuneuntuned]

@@whimsiwraith yes lol

[@sjsennen2656]

😱

[@axinitewolf]

Wait I don’t get it. oh. Oh. oH. OH. oh no.

[@billnye4465]

Om- WE both need help

[@paulinemclennon]

everyone wants the world,but i can't steal it cause gumi is already taken our target,"Guys!Asemble!"

[@inky5896]

0:37 best voice

[@gabym4036]

Why can I feel the emotions on Dex voice? Hahah

[@gachaatmosphere1911]

*After awhile Gumi grounded Miku by replacing her upcoming concerts. Very tragic, right?*

[@cyberels]

1:00 WHEN LEN SAID “and dex is a furry” I LOST IT ALDBOWXMQLA

[@St_rs1123]

Furry: Have you seen my headphones Lemon hair anime things: *silence* Me: They’re both wearing headphones Banana hair creatures: Are you a furry Me: 👁👄👁

[@defu1011]

These nicknames, it went from lemon to melon- I mean 🍌

[@shibu5175]

Now this is what vocaloid is really made for

[@gabeanimz406]

Me and my sis in in a nutshell 0:26

[@Shinotheblackcat]

This is the very first talkloid video I've ever seen

[@arrafandirga3482]

0:39 my stomach was hurt by laughing🤣

[@Littlemissgloom]

Bro I laughed more than I should’ve at the “RIIIiiin I swear to jAh”

[@niigomikuus]

ｓｅｋａｉ　ｄｅ　ｉｃｈｉｂａｎ　ｏｈｉｍｅｓａｍａ ＷＡＩＴ　ＮＯ－

[@milkandfrogs]

U r grounded

[@niigomikuus]

@Communist Detective Naruto Uzumaki nooooooooooo

[@Tins.art.studio]

I swear every time the kagamines fight it just ends with one of them just having a high pitched *IIIIIIIEEEEEE*

[@sheluvssmangos]

XD best talkloid ever

[@ashira2936]

TY MUGAŁO

[@afreen5058]

Her little "hmmm" at the beginning is so adorable

[@MidnightGrace]

poor len someone please give his banana back x'D

[@neabahsamuels9001]

Words imma adopt "I swear to, jAh" " Oranji " "Banana ™ "

[@oliverispissed]

this is the one video where someone doesn't say "I sEe YoU eVeRyWhErE"

[@dorito.6864]

*really-*

[@oliverispissed]

@@Bananaleek LMAO

[@Crobat7269]

World is mine is now my new motto

[@Alteviler]

Oof wheres the next part when Gumi does something wrong and the gang shuts her down

[@louisebelcher5894]

The word bitches really sounded good

[@louisebelcher5894]

And fucking sounded really good

[@diaquallo]

I swear to jah

[@Charkid177]

Talkloid vtubers when

[@nemoniannn]

0:48 noooooo u furry *AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHA*

[@Pyonamii0]

what's so good about vocaloid is they will curse but our parents won't notice

[@norinene7799]

Y E S

[@go1f1o84]

What do you mean you only have 1K

[@zzz_naptime]

*I cried at “on GOD where the FUck is my 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗮™”*

[@AngelRinKagamine]

Oh gosh I laughed so hard I probably woke the whole house 😂

[@mkay0630]

I just want you to know, this is one of my favorite things on the Internet.

[@goofygav8131]

I Saw this on my recomendations :/

[@Srrgi]

You have been blessed

[@sushih3302]

Yeah same and I don’t even listen to vocaloid-

[@judasz1427]

My humor is so broken I’m literally abt to cry.

[@josephlovitt6733]

1:11 Miku

[@BozKol]

This is hands-down the funniest thing I've seen today

[@remirusaiki]

When Dex is your 2nd favorite vocaloid and you're a furry : COINCIDENCE? _I THINK NOT_

[@jotarokujo-starplatinum6286]

LOL VOCALOIDS ARE SO GOOD FOR MAKING TALKING MEMES Seriously the Engrish is so funne

[@jotarokujo-starplatinum6286]

Wait The music in the description is roundabout But the artist is *Y E S*

[@josephlovitt6733]

0:54 hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha

[@eggflavoured]

I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS TYPE OF VIDEOS HELP

[@ember.seriouslycant2612]

Me tryna laugh but im in middle of a maths lesson 1:13

[@mmeeoowoowowowo]

The world is hers, isnt it?

[@twicebestgg1445]

*Why are you letting Rin cuss >:C*

[@YourLocalLenAddict]

just as miku said: 'WORLD IS MINE BITCHESSSSS" i hear 'SEKA IDE ICHIBAN OHIME-SAMA' coming from my speakers lmfao

[@jennyplush]

i love how when they scream they make a squirrel noise