【TALKLOID】 Grandma Miku

[@cookiedough7660]

I love how she was so prepared to blame her crime on Kaito lmao 💀

[@NoonaStarShine3748]

Fr lmao 😭

[@Kimchiruyn]

Fr help

[@deeptibhadoria5528]

What did he do 😂

[@the.add.on.0.0]

​@@deeptibhadoria5528 Exist

[@Pastel._.Roblox698]

@@deeptibhadoria5528 He ate her orange flavored ice cream. So she got mad

[@blackcatcreations7897]

"I'm ready to pee on her lawn" "Gross Let's do it"

[@disgustof-riley]

Also, tip, just like how pitch has to go up for questions, pitch has to go down for statements. It really helps!

[@KalfinaP]

I did the Talkloid itself in like, a hour and a half, lol. Wasn't too worried about the enunciation or anything, but I'll give it a try next time!

[@BeansproutPost]

The sword for Yuuma killed me. I forgot his design isn't official. 😂

[@veri_disko]

I keep seeing Roro(the unofficial design) in talkloids or other stuff and I’m glad that VY2 is seen as the original sword!

[@JoelTheParrot]

I'm surprised this didn't bring up Solaria She sounds startlingly great

[@KalfinaP]

Solaria would definitely be in here if I had her, lol

[@JoelTheParrot]

@@KalfinaP I forgot that UTAU is like, the only free vocal synth for a moment there lol. Solaria definitely deserves to be paid for, in all fairness.

[@Kalfui]

@@JoelTheParrot there are paid utaus too sadly

[@JoelTheParrot]

@@Kalfui Oh, I didn't know. Well, the best vocal synth, Teto, is free, and you can make custom vocal synths for free, so that's all that matters v(^-^)v

[@sucrose2083]

@@KalfinaP Solaria has a lite vb now

[@peachr384]

Anri’s voice was so smooth her first few lines nearly sounded like a human talking g and not just a voice bank

[@cefrinaldi8060]

In all fairness. I hope synth V bring the glory of vocaloid age back. I already heard solaria and boy! Isnt she a sweetheart.

[@willflower4919]

If Synth V will get popular it will be a Synth V era, I doubt that newbes will suddenly decide to get into something like Vocaloid when they have more realistic Synth V

[@cefrinaldi8060]

​@@willflower4919i dont mind tbh, gumi megpoid already have synthv vb. IA and flower also already moved to cevio. Miku need competition so crypton can grow.

[@briichi]

Am I the only one whos proud about the length of the talkloid itself,, 😭💕

[@mikudayo_biggest_fan3939]

“and SHE didnt know either so Dex came in clutch with his dog ears” LMAO

[@oliverispissed]

At least dex is at peace ☺️

[@nene-kusanagi1]

Why are you on every Vocaloid Video in existence

[@cherubhearted]

@@nene-kusanagi1 FRRR-

[@TailsK1nnie_help]

IKR?!?!

[@oliverispissed]

@@nene-kusanagi1 Not really every vocaloid video in existence also because

[@malloryskye1022]

At least

[@Ryuuluver5158]

"So I can see your eyes fill with despair" Was rin possessed by junko

[@diaquallo]

Yes

[@TailsK1nnie_help]

NESHISHI

[@Iloverodents]

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[@Ryuuluver5158]

@@Iloverodents lol

[@stillaproudomorifan]

@@Iloverodents me, a (maybe former?) danganronpa fan: 🤓🤓🤓😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😥😥😥😥😥😥😢😢😢😢😪😪😪😪😪🥺🥺🥺😢😢😢😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😠😠😠😠😠😠😤😤😤😤😤😤🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😨😨😨😨😨😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😵😵😵😵😵😵💀💀💀💀💀💀🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦👻👻👻👻👻👻🧟‍♀🧟‍♀🧟‍♀🧟‍♀🧟‍♀🧟‍♀

[@Lady_ETHNE]

What a savage Anri! But honestly I feel like all the V1s would be considered grandparents to the Synth-Vs while the V2s would be like moms and dads

[@parti_popperz]

Wow a talkloid that’s good quality and actually funny? No but really, I love the SynthV appreciation and mild Miku slander lmao

[@veri_disko]

I mean at least it’s speaking facts and not “haha funny Len, Fukase, yadda yaddie”. (No this isn’t meme squad slander lol)

[@_Rhatsody]

lmaooo ANRI the savage. Miku's characterization in this was brilliant

[@tatianaguedes6318]

Kill me, but in my opinion the Crypton ones will always have a place in my heart, i say that because most songs i heard when young was theirs.

[@Pascella]

NAH WHEN RIN SAID “I love you PLEASE STEP ON ME” LIKE NONONO DONT YOU DARE BECOME YOUR BROTHER YOUVE COME TO FAR

[@personcalledalexis]

0:56 i made my mum afraid of Rin. Basically, I explained how she kills Len in practically every song, and played ‘Ant Observation’ and ‘Fear Garden’, explaining meanings to both songs. I told her this after she bought me Len and Rin figures.

[@yeosstars]

Nah they sound soo realistic i love the robotic voice😭

[@rubyzvoid7063]

THIS NEEDS TO BE A SERIES

[@venxorih]

“I. Love you. Please, step on me.” So true rin

[@V4Florynn]

This is the funniest talkloid I watched in a long time. Good job

[@Ecliptic-P]

I love hearing them talk fast like a real person

[@Dollynyaa]

0:40 I love the way how hastune miku says honestly it sounds like she's singing🥰🥰🥺

[@Charlie_E]

"I'm ready to pee on her lawn" Well that came out of nowhere, but I'm ready to become a vocaloid so I can do that

[@OTOOO.MASHI_YUNAAII38n2]

It's almost like they're having a FRICKIN RAP BATTLE XDD >W

[@BelovedDarlingDoll]

why did I rewatch this after two years,have a panic attack thinking Miku was getting replaced and then read the desc.....i'm traumatized....after Matpat retired I'm scared of the word "bye" in general i'm not ever gonna recover from this shit I fear and on top of that Tommyinit's recent video called "bye bye"?! yeah you youtuber's gotta chill out traumatizing ya girl one blow at a time😃😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@_cludy_2210]

I think I'm obsessed with this. It's long, hilarious and beautifully tuned 😁

[@borislylesss2808]

Wait so dose that make Meiko a fossil?

[@prikaPa-stery]

Guess that makes Leon and Lola the big bang

[@rogelioperezenriquez4862]

The IBM computer that sung Daisy bell is the creator of the universe then LOL

[@chalkbored]

Miku (kicking down the door): "TETO YOU TRAITOR"

[@whatsinswillhecomit]

She probably planned this ahead of time she was so ready to frame kaito lol- 💀

[@arandomghost7846]

"being dumb is part of who I am" yes.

[@OtakuPerfect]

I thought miku will be "miku senpai" for them

[@ri____h3nr628]

Cuz Senpai means teacher in Japanese?

[@kirika8900]

I haven't laughed so much in a long time. Great video xD

[@truest-self]

I love the way she said suckers 😭😭❤

[@lm_agirl]

I see this is a high-level conversation, gentlemen.🗿🍷

[@tomboywarrior3229]

LMAO I love every bit of this! The comic timing is perfect xD

[@catman4859]

Miku's honestly is just toooo cute!!

[@gratedparmesan_]

This is a funny talkloid, I love the inclusion of music ! No one puts that in, lol

[@r21367]

Honestly, Anri sounds more pleasant to listen to with her tuning than Hatsune Miku lol 😂

[@borislylesss2808]

The dragging of Hatsune miku

[@jjaa_joyjoyartist]

The "step on me" sounded so real 😂

[@polygawn]

0:37 this is kinda fire

[@blakebelladonna9075]

This was hilarious. Please make more!

[@anirecorder2555]

Even if Synth V become more famous than you guys I will still be a fan of Vocaloid 😁 never leave the fandom guys

[@winteriris13]

just wait until miku sees how teto is doing now

[@katsumikurta]

Kaito isn't gonna be happy next day when the cops call🤭

[@Deathriderfun]

Never call my hatsune miku grandma miku or you will find yourself in my basement screaming until your voice cracks

[@superseasnails8368]

imagine explaining this to a medieval peasant

[@some_vocaloid_freak7065]

Yes

[@thatman8562]

The explanation would have to start by re-deriving mathematics from base principles, preferably using concrete examples. This could then be used to explain certain things like binary, proper logic, and computers (conceptually). Then electricity, electromagnetism, and semiconductors would have to explained, and preferably demonstrated; from this would emerge, speakers, synthesizers and modern digital computers. After that you would have to explain and, again, demonstrate mass production and standardization, and how different brands and standards emerge from these concepts, thus creating a world full of competing brands of machines and logical constructs running on those machines. Finally, you would have to explain that you could assemble a logical synthesizer which emitted what sounds like a human voice, which runs on a digital computer rather than existing as a physical machine, that these logical synthesizers were usually packaged with stylized human images to give a face and character to the voices produced, and that the video above was an allegory for how one brand of logical synthesizer was gaining traction against another, older brand, and the consequences this was having amongst their user base. Then you’d probably be burnt at the stake for idolatry unless you can quickly slap a vocal synth together that used a hastily graven reverse perspective image of someone dressed in plain clothing for it’s character and was specialized in singing choral, hymnal, or operatic arrangements, resulting in the climax to the best medieval-art-inspired computer-programming-based comedy musical about time travel and synthesizers to be released this year.

[@disgustof-riley]

Rabbit fetish? Pretty sure that's Yukari, not Eleanor

[@milknhoneyhoney]

YES Yukari is def the rabbit fetish one here, I feel like Eleanor has a _deep love_ for stationery and fountain pens and the smell of ink. and maybe hot wax lmao

[@disgustof-riley]

@@milknhoneyhoney SHE HAS A WAX FETISH YOUR SO RIGHT WHAT

[@milknhoneyhoney]

@@disgustof-riley lmfao you KNOW she does!!

[@ShadowPersona0]

As soon as Miku said “The what?” It had me dying.

[@TehAwesomeGod]

wait until she finds out about Kasane Teto 💀

[@sweetdevil6216]

I think it's time for Crypton to upgrade Miku, Len, Rin, Kaito, Meiko too

[@Christian17390]

But Kaito and Meiko were released before Miku and the others. So technically, they are the Grandparents.

[@CHAOS_CLOWN.]

"why couldnt len be an only child?"

[@grassgeese3916]

oh my GOD Vocaloid is DIFFFERENT NOW

[@runatanpai6368]

I haven’t laughed this hard at a talkloid in so long. AMAZING JOB LOL.

[@EienKiseki]

As a SynthV x Vocaloid x NT original producer, I agree that SynthV is superior. Just take that ez way to do tuning in SynthV

[@renrokku]

HELPP THE ENDING

[@theryuyami]

Ouch, I felt that savagery through the screen.

[@m_catqueen646]

0:37 1:50 That's relatable

[@giselealves4645]

This was so funny to watch, thanks you

[@NoonaStarShine3748]

Talkloid is just too funny and entertaining 💀😭

[@Luffyluvrr]

*Spill the dang tea*

[@ace.of.spaydes-173]

The fact that this was recommended to me and then there's Hatsune Miku's V6 AI Voicebank releasing this year is kinda funny

[@diaquallo]

Why is miku a grandma? Isn't she older than rin? Also I like the synth v babies.

[@ameladaptivedaydreamer949]

Because she still thinks the world is hers... Grandma needs to chill and do some crochet xD

[@diaquallo]

@@ameladaptivedaydreamer949 yeah. Put her in a vocaloid retirement home

[@KalfinaP]

She's a Grandma cause she's been around since 2007, and Anri has been out for like, 2 months, lol

[@diaquallo]

@@KalfinaP yeah, anri is the baby.

[@MysticTheFloofBall]

Shouldn't Meiko be the grandma? She's older than miku!

[@lilibug1177]

This entire video sounds like a song

[@kay-kay6483]

highkey fuck synth v, realistic does not always mean better, literally vocal synths got popular bc meiko and kaito's "realistic" voice wasn't as popular as miku's cutesy voice. basic af software. never gonna have the legacy vocaloid has.

[@ikU-.]

Grandmiku

[@thereseclairecreates]

The amount of quotables in one video per second

[@theoniyxemperor5695]

Synth V are pretty good and all but NT voicebanks will always hold a special place in my heart

[@lollol-gu7wi]

it jus sounds like miku has adhd, not being stupid- omg ableist rin real?!??!??!? /j

[@HerbertEnterprises]

No one can survive Miku (except luka, we dont talk about it) THINE LIFE MUST ENDETH!

[@igotdotsinmybrain]

Fin has been possessed by the spirit of junko enoshima

[@AnimeAngel-jw2cv]

Mike no 1 4evaaaaaa❤

[@CDUAFIFTH]

no we need an ominous burn with teto please

[@Daniel-Nosbusch]

Petition for Miku to be Synth V!

[@sammii.mp4]

Miku is indeed old

[@Gloriku-p]

this should have an update with the teto synth v update

[@vocakitt]

I LOVED THIS SO MUCH

[@vocakitt]

i can't believe this was 2 years ago.... still love it to death

[@rex.corvus_6]

rip len

[@BlueJayN]

0:01 God dammit....

[@fnaf_1987_]

click here for best part of the talkloid: 3:14 was my favourite LOLLLL

[@K3iwk0]

Do you remember Elenor? The white-haired girl with a rabbit fetish? *I AM DECEASED*

[@XboxAxisII]

And now this is why miku was buried under that ramen shop…

[@Lustful_Chick_Lady]

𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝓶𝓲𝓴𝓾'𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓭

[@Saige-hg1xi]

Rin:さあ、あなたがじゃないからたくさんいるんですけどそれにしてもができるようにしてんだけど、だから私にはいつもこんなところによるとかをすることになってからだったら、だから私にはいつもこんなところによるとかをすることになってからですのにはいつもこんなところによるとかは Miku:私のことになってからですけどそんなできるようにしてるからいつでもどこでもがなのにはここにだってことになってから, 私にはここにきて、だからしょうがないんだけどこれをすることになってからにできることするんでしょう

[@blainetate743]

We need sequel, due to the peeing on her lawn. Preferably AFTER the deed was done.

[@delia1902]

and just when i thought len would finally survive 😔

[@shadowsoulless6227]

"feel free to tell anyone, Even the police" 😂😂😂😂

[@Sonicfox234]

Miku will be always number one😍🥰

[@kagechu2005BISVG]

Trusty rusty spoon

[@disgustof-riley]

PFFFF I CANT BELIEVE THIS

[@WelcomeToHypersHouse]

Now rin has leeks and hands in her garden

[@jonathanschenck8154]

~Last time you ever lend a hat to awful construction hijacking vocaloid or twin.~

[@Haunted_Plush]

Len didn't do shit and he still dies As the universe intended

[@XxSnom16]

why does this give off class of '09 vibes

[@ri____h3nr628]

So how'd this conversation thing that Rin was talking about go? Y'know this 1:10

[@sarahselvarengaraju4646]

Poor Len.

[@some_vocaloid_freak7065]

Rip dex

[@Eggoish-i8m]

Rin must be thinking of dying Everyday.

[@xXDa_R4nd0m_0ni0n_G4rlXx]

sounds like she's singing the words