10,000 Simulations: A Pittsburgh Pirates Story

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Death, taxes, and bitching about the Pirates: It's the core tenets of being a Pittsburgher. Let's just say last year was the culmination of what I've been saying for the past few years. It was a nightmare in nearly every facet: Injuries, horrible luck, a monumental collapse, and a much-needed regime change.
But it couldn't have been that bad, right? Well... this video will try to explain everything. Probably with significant whining.

[@EdmacZ]

2011-2016 Pirates: Hey we don’t suck. 2017-Present Pirates: Oh no! We suck again!

[@ob_gynkenobi4014]

This is so accurate it hurts

[@PittsburghSonido]

And Nutting still making bank no matter what.

[@davidgraney3413]

@TrolleyXLakers __ 2 former studs played against each other in a playoff game. Pirates love to ship off these kinda guys

[@davidgraney3413]

I even heard the voice reading this....

[@ryansmith1044]

2011 Pirates were barely above mediocrity to start but sucked in the 2nd half after Jerry Meals fucked us over. 2012 Pirates were awesome in the 1st half then COLLAPSED in the 2nd half. 2013 Pirates finally put the pieces together only to come up a couple games short of the Cardinals in the regular season and then 1 game short in the playoffs. 2014 Pirates regressed slightly but still made the playoffs, falling just short of the Cards again, only to run into a buzzsaw in the form of Madison Bumgarner. 2015 Pirates season was to be the culmination of 23 years of despair as everything came to frution. 98 wins and the 2nd best team in baseball. Unfortunately the best team in baseball happened to be in their division. Whaddaya know, THE FUCKING CARDINALS! And again they ran into a buzzsaw in the Wild Card game. Then the 2015 offseason happened. This was their chance. This was their opportunity to make those perfect additions and overcome those pesky Cardinals (and get back at the Cubs, too). Unfortunately, their cheap-ass owner was only concerned with limiting payroll and didn't do anything to improve the team. Couple that with their franchise player having the worst year of his career and the coaching staff failing to adapt to the "Statcast Era" and you have a recipe for a return to mediocrity.

[@EyeOfLyger]

"Even with social distancing, it's still viable. Nobody in this town goes to their games on a weeknight, anyways." If this quarantine doesn't kill the Pirates, I think Tree just did.

[@AnotherStatsGuy]

That implies the Pirates were alive at one point.

[@PittsburghSonido]

AnotherStatsGuy Some time ago, decades ago. And in another century...

[@jamartaviusabdulrussel4135]

AnotherStatsGuy my dad told me that the pirates were once above the pens and almost on the level as the Steelers in Pittsburgh. My dad is 54 so this makes sense

[@RickinBaltimore]

The exact same can be said about the Orioles.

[@Whomever209]

My Reds are doing little better... At least we don't have child-fuckers on the field! Fuck the Mets.

[@reeselannon2453]

“Great strategy for invading Moscow, but not winning games” 😂😂

[@AnotherStatsGuy]

Lines like that are why Tree gets his views.

[@shoukatsukai]

A great strategy indeed, but the Germans and French didn't make it work lmak

[@SavonSays]

Just drive a truck into Moscow!

[@wisdommapping9406]

It’s called invade immediately when there’s no snow, hold in for the winter while maintaining supply lines and then charge in with reinforcements

[@lukethompson2714]

Getting smacked by a bat by the reds not a great strategy for invading Moscow

[@banditligroin]

Tree's reactions to Felipe Vasquez was perfect

[@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza]

I was pissed for obvious reasons

[@guap3228]

The spongebob music in the background makes this

[@joshuagamboaii741]

I think this is also U-Tree tradition as well too.

[@DwayneIsKing]

@Scott Joseph dang i didn't even think of that haha. He really does

[@Kaiden-9226]

@@DwayneIsKing yea who new

[@Astroman10]

This man's background music choices are amazing! I have heard GoldenEye, Banjo Kazooie, Donkey Kong, Kirby ... Almost like he grew up in the late 90s and 00s, like me!

[@astonboyd3510]

NL Central teams mid 2010s: Damnit, we have to play the Pirates NL Central teams 2017-now: Ooh, the Pirates! Free Wins!

[@lucasbell4831]

Well, every team except the Brewers.

[@pottytheparrot310]

SupremeWallaby Reds Too. Cardinals Cubs and Brewers can freely beat the hell out of The Reds and Pirates

[@ryansmith1044]

Well even in the mid 2010s the main reason we couldn't win the division and had to settle for the Wild Card was because we couldn't beat the teams at the bottom of our division. 2015 in particular I remember us dominating every team in the NL East and NL West (that year's pennant winner, the Mets, did not even take the lead once in the 6 games we played against each other) but couldn't figure out the Brewers and Reds, the basement of the NL Central.

[@Y.d.o.b.o.n]

@@lucasbell4831 yeah for some reason even when the brewers were in the basement the pirates couldnt best them

[@grahamjohnson7412]

@Abdirahmaan Ali (Also a Brewers fan) I don't know either. It's truly baffling. On paper the Brewers bench warmers should be able to beat the Buccos and yet the starters can't even do it.

[@kelamullah1999]

"Don't treat him like Job" Damn, there's some religious anger right there.

[@21DaHoagie12]

Jafar Beddel I had to double take when I heard that 🤣🤣🤣

[@treymagathan847]

Jafar Beddel The most fucked up part of the tale of Job is God thinking that simply giving Job a new family makes up for the fact that he gave Lucifer permission to kill his wife and children.

[@kelamullah1999]

@@21DaHoagie12 I was like "Tree's taking this a little too hard."

[@medaelmtree1538]

Trey Magathan If that’s all you think the reward is, you seriously missed the point.

[@treymagathan847]

Michael Elmlinger Then what IS the point, precisely? The fact that God seriously thinks that giving you your old life back (and not even that, because Job’s original family was killed and replaced with random people he’s never met) after allowing his worst enemy to destroy it makes everything forgiven? You’d have to see women and children as nothing more valuable than your job or house in order for that to, in any way make sense. And if God seriously thinks that’s all women and children are worth, I don’t think he’s worthy of any kind of worship from anyone, unless you’ve got serious misogyny issues, then I’d recommend psychological counseling.

[@COBALTCOVERT]

Last Time I Was This Early, Vasquez was still considered a decent man

[@sheacorduroy5565]

first thought was of that dude from cod4 lol.

[@anthonyvomela424]

The kids already knew though

[@COBALTCOVERT]

Damn Anthony

[@joshuagamboaii741]

Until now.

[@ryanleslie7646]

So was drew drechsel

[@cjsimmons4854]

The only pirates game I’ve seen was in the natural against a fictional New York team

[@englenn806]

AWACS Long Caster the Mets Or Yankees?

[@metropod]

englenn806 the “New York Knights”. BTW, the movie is set prior to WWII.

[@carcass85]

@@englenn806 OOF lol

[@cjsimmons4854]

nate hirsh cost the pirates their entire playoff run smh

[@AyeThatsHandsomePete]

There goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was.

[@cavetr0ll799]

The three guarantees of life: Death Taxes The Pirates being a disappointment (Fixed it, Thanks.)

[@stevemaster7094]

CAVETR0LL disappointments, but ok 👌

[@fatfuck2384]

Being a disappointing what?

[@danielscheeler5559]

Ahem... I present to you, the Seattle Mariners...

[@gurnawazgill8576]

For me it’s: Death Taxes The Leafs not winning a Stanley Cup

[@cavetr0ll799]

@Justinn Zamora sadly they don't!😑😔

[@JZillah_]

7:08 Dodgers living up to their name for dodging that bullet.

[@iamhungey12345]

Last time I was this early, the Pirates fans love Barry Bonds.

[@leatherface4662]

iamhungey12345 Bonds was a Hall of famer before he took steroids.

[@UHOH_415]

^^^ I agree

[@iamhungey12345]

@@leatherface4662 That wasn't why they started hating him.

[@robertjamesmcleod]

iamhungey12345 still worth saying

[@brandoncowell3826]

Barrybwas a cheater if he goes in the hall subtract 200 home runs

[@UHOH_415]

The Rays fleeced the Pirates. Now how will they get fleeced when they Trade Josh Bell? Christmas Eve: Josh Bell has been traded to the Nationals. Knowing past trades, Bell is gonna smash 40+ homers in 2021. As for the two pitchers they got back, they will be studs... when they eventually leave Pittsburgh. January 2021: Looks like Joe Musgrove has joined the Offseason Champions known as the Slam Diego Padres. That Rotation got even better. As for the Pirates, this is probably a team that might lose more than 120 games next season. February 2021: Chris Archer goes back to Tampa Bay. This is the part where we laugh hysterically. Oh and Taillon got traded to the evil empire in New York.

[@AlanGohel]

They’ll deal him to the Phillies for Mark Appel

[@shoukatsukai]

They trade him for Verlander idk

[@mitchcolburn1216]

@@AlanGohel One bad Appel spoils the whole bunch.

[@tuffy11111]

It looks that way now, but at the time Rays fans weren’t too excited about the return. At least not until the PTBNL turned into Baz, then it felt better. But the instant reaction to the trade was that the Rays got 2x former top-100 guys that didn’t pan out, which isn’t all that exciting when Tampa’s franchise can’t develop hitters. Obviously the thought has changed.

[@sicsicsicker]

They trade him to whoeverthehell for a rule 5 pick and a rosin bag then the rosin bag will get sent to AA Altoona

[@matthewshortle5274]

"You're inside a simulation of a simulation of a simulation that simulated a simulation!"

[@SonicSkychaser]

That is a total mind fuck right there.

[@u4yk]

Considering how much they suck, I'd believe it that someone on the Pirates has been dabbling with concentrated dark matter.

[@SonicSkychaser]

@@u4yk Yup.

[@benabramowitz18]

"I'm a simulation, playing a simulation, disguised as another simulation!"

[@spg_eagle]

7:19 when you land on the "go to jail" space in monopoly Seriously tho, Vasquez should be banned from the league for life.

[@shermanngjazz]

Gotta love Tree's rampage about Vazquez lol. That sick man needs to go to jail.

[@joshuagamboaii741]

Felipe's already in prison, and still suspended as well too. 😀

[@jacobbigaj6168]

@@joshuagamboaii741 And I hear he'll be moved from pitcher to catcher ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@EARileyV_5]

Honestly that’s the most pissed off ive seen Tree in a hot second

[@coreylineberry8557]

@@EARileyV_5 I mean... Someone who was part of his team, a big part of it nonetheless, was a massive pedo. I'd be furious too.

[@EARileyV_5]

@@coreylineberry8557 Oh no it’s fully understandable, and justified. I felt the same about Darren Sharper.

[@SportStorm23]

I was so happy when Chris Archer went to the Pirates instead of the Padres. Really saved them there. They ended up spending money on...Eric Hosmer. At least the Pirates were part of the best brawl of 2019.

[@SportStorm23]

MetalCrow448 I’ve been exposed

[@jordo3202]

7:11 probably the most irate i’ve seen tree in a while

[@jordo3202]

StrangeElf1 yikes

[@tjenadonn6158]

@StrangeElf1 In the same sense that the Titanic has a bit of water damage.

[@KevinWilliamsOnYoutube]

@StrangeElf1 21???? what the fuck.

[@JaredWarrensince1991]

@StrangeElf1 That's an insult to train wrecks.

[@Dragoon1809]

Aqua Tear my thoughts as well. How did he managed 21 counts of child sex charges before getting caught?

[@TheLocalLt]

There was a famous “5 games in 3 days” sweep by the Yankees against the Red Sox in 2006, the “Boston massacre II” (the original being in 1978, not the colonial one lol) which effectively ended the Red Sox season in August.

[@josecarranza7555]

The Pittsburgh Pirates have the longest World Series appearance drought in baseball at 40 years, 1979 was their last World Series.

[@calgaryfred]

I know I was 10 that was a great team.

[@shoukatsukai]

Only team worse are the Mariners, not a team you want to compare yourself to

[@shoukatsukai]

And I know Dodgers fans will say they would've won the 2017 WS if it weren't for cheating. Should've won Game 2 if that's the case

[@mbdg6810]

@@shoukatsukai and 2018 as well. the red sox investigation recently concluded

[@kimblandino]

And they'll never sniff another one, until Nutting is inevitably forced by MLB to sell the team.

[@ANDX259]

7:08 Urinatingtree became Steve Wilkos for a minute there.

[@mr.automatic5209]

Last time I was this early, the Trio were still in Pittsburgh

[@UHOH_415]

Ah The Killer B’s.

[@sominboy2757]

Is that what they called mccutchen, polanco and marte when they werent complete shit?

[@duskthunder9274]

@@sominboy2757 huh

[@phile5437]

I feel your pain as a Royals fan. Even though they had success recently, it's been rough for 35 years. I like PNC Park though. Beautiful ballpark.

[@Lil_Vilkas]

When I told a friend from outside KC that Carlos Beltran got his start with the Royals, they were shocked. At least The K has nice sightlines

[@budwyzer77]

@@Lil_Vilkas The K is a great stadium surrounded by a barren sea of asphalt.

[@maxgagnon6681]

I’m a royals fan too, we got lucky winning that World Series as a small market team. Hopefully it happens again!

[@sacramentokingswillrise7525]

Yeah, Only 2 Postseason Appearances since the 90s

[@drygnfyre]

Your point about being "competitive" is painfully on point. It's the worst thing in baseball to consistently win 80-85 games or so. Enough for a winning season, but rarely enough to make the playoffs. And not bad enough to get high draft picks. So it's a vicious cycle. Which is why teams sometimes have no choice but to tank (or blow everything up).

[@blazehg]

Last time I was this early to a video, Pirates fans were still convinced the Cueto chant won them the 2013 Wild Card Game

[@TheLocalLt]

Blaze HG lmao exactly that’s been done forever and I feel like fans only usually do it when they feel like a pitcher is on the ropes in the first place. Off the top of my head, 2004 ALCS game 2 Yankees fans chant “paaay-drooo” and he ends up surrendering the game clinching home run to olerud, game 3 Red Sox fans come back with “keeeeh-vin” as Brown gives up several extra base hits and a run home run to get knocked out early. Probably lots of other examples

[@danicashuck7834]

7:08 Tree's atom bomb.

[@Teenieweeniemussolini]

That fight sequence may be the greatest thing that has ever happened in baseball next to Bartolo's homerun (at least when watched with Jomboys breakdown) because Garrett just flat out tells the coach"hey get someone warming up, take this ball, I'm going to go fight someone" and the bench coach is just like "uhhhhhhhh, bullpen someone do something" and then he takes the ball and gives him the "go get em tyke" but slap.

[@ftn635]

Wow, I've been playing MLB The Show recently and running franchise mode with the Rays. I had no idea all those players, who all became studs for my team, call came from the Pirates in that Archer trade. Yikes.

[@brianchua4240]

"Even with social distancing it's still viable. Nobody in this town goes to their games on a weeknight anyways" *Hey that really sucks* Everyone watching either choked on their lunch with laughter, spit their drinks with laughter, or just laughed in general LMFAO!!!!!!

[@aroobism]

Three things are certain in life Death Taxes Chargers disappointing us Please do a chargers legacy of failure

[@cyanide3682]

FUCK YOU SPANOS

[@xypherus777]

He probably will if they fail in this window they have right now. He usually doesn't do them when teams are loaded up for a run like the Chargers are right now

[@xypherus777]

I've asked about a Padres Legacy of Failure and he said maybe if they fail in this upcoming window, and explained his reasoning behind that.

[@aroobism]

Xypherus the chargers just went 5-11 and lost Philip rivers and Antonio gates I also got no reply from u tree and I did not know

[@GunsnRosesfan2012]

He did sort of. It’s a lolcow video

[@Aazib_Warriors]

One day: Kyle Shahnahan, Professional Footballs Ticking Time Bomb

[@kennethvalentine8901]

Bill O Brian, Professional Football's life hack

[@Aazib_Warriors]

@@kennethvalentine8901 Lol, that story's pretty easy. Bill O Brien started his coaching career as the receivers coach of the New England Patriots, and you know how Patriot coordinator do outside of New England...

[@YankeesFan0620]

Neil Huntington was a good GM. He unapologetically leaned into sabremetrics but management was patient. He got decent returns for Cole and McCutchen but fans got angry and the Pirates weren’t selling tickets in 2018. If he went with swelling at the 2018 deadline despite the winning streak, fans literally would have killed him. He got forced to make a stupid desperate the only one of his career but now it’s his legacy. His story is a modern Skakespesran tragedy

[@danielb7117]

Don't worry PissingPine, I've never forgotten what Stubby Clapp did to the Yankees in the True North in the year Y2K-1. It was truly a beautiful Bronze Medal moment, which brought utter shock to me and possibly every other Johnny Canuck Ice-Monkey. Just like the Glorious Dead of Wars past, I also never forget about Stubby Clapp.

[@CoffieIsServed]

WHERES BILL O BRIAN: A LEGACY OF UNBEARABLE PAIN AND FAILURE?!???

[@Saixjacket]

Coffie Is Served I mean I dunno about abject failure, it’s only in the post jj watts viable back era/ deshaun era... oh wait....

[@StevieGreig1]

Bill O'Brian is a hack

[@12jswilson]

That tree still had fruit to bare. Wait until 2021 where I assume he's fired

[@CoffieIsServed]

Drew Chamberlin Watch as he Trades them away!

[@AlexEich]

@@StevieGreig1 Bill O'Brian: A Legacy of Hack

[@rollercoasterfweak]

Can we get a Billy Beane: Legacy of Failure edition? That Marty one on the NFL was so good.

[@rollercoasterfweak]

@Justinn Zamora Alain's isn't that bad. He's not Bruce Boudreau.

[@iamhungey12345]

His shit doesn't work in playoffs.

[@philly_sports1558]

Billy Beane has done literally all he can to make the A's competitive for a World Series. He has nothing to work with and yet they still manage to be good. They are overachievers. "Legacy of Failure" videos are more about underachieving, frustrating teams and coaches who have everything but continuously blow it and embarrass themselves.

[@iamhungey12345]

@@philly_sports1558 They still failed constantly in the playoffs despite the talent they had, that's underachieving.

[@rollercoasterfweak]

@@philly_sports1558 0-9 in All or Nothing playoff games. 1-15 when they can move to the next round with a win. 1 playoff series win in 20 years. They've had MVPs and more.

[@simonlye9014]

Felipe Vazquez section - classic Tree, great stuff.

[@erics.czernecki7333]

Who's here after Taillon was traded to the Yankees? Just watch, the moment he steps foot in Yankee Stadium, his arm will magically heal, and he'll sweep the Cy Youngs for the next decade, because the Pirates don't deserve anything good, apparently.

[@josephquinn3582]

Rex Ryan: A Legacy of Failure I could only dream...

[@michaeldavis5616]

If only he hadn't ruined Mark Sanchez and only cared about defense, the Jets would regularly be in the playoffs!

[@rook1196]

The Pirates: baseball's Rex Ryan

[@TheLocalLt]

Joseph Quinn it would have to start with his (illegal) game-losing timeout against the undefeated patriots in 2007 which made bart Scott throw a penalty flag into the stands. It didn’t just start with the jets. Also kind of funny Rob Ryan won a super bowl ring as the linebackers coach for the patriots in 2003 (he had kind of an easy job as they were stacked at LB).

[@clipobserver]

Probably not but a consideration. You can blame him for the Bills who had no business hiring him mostly they had a 4-3 D and Ryan was a 3-4 Guy though more on the Pegulas than Ryan.

[@treymagathan847]

I have RayCon earbuds, and I can attest that they’re worth the money, especially with a discount.

[@TheZakR]

Trey Magathan Same dude I just got mine a couple weeks ago and I love em

[@spence_9838]

Ive had three pairs and all have broken when they fell out of my ears. I guess you just take better care of them than me.

[@XxRedRocket15xX]

Shill

[@treymagathan847]

BeastlyMussel61 I am not getting paid for jack squat. If I was, I’d use it to pay off my car and buy a high end PC.

[@noahdomingo1162]

@MetalCrow448 Some cheap metal In-ears are pretty nice

[@wesleylarks838]

Who's here after Chris Archer went back to the Rays, completely cementing the failure of the Chris Archer trade

[@Astroman10]

I'm here after Garrit Cole cannot answer whether or not he uses Spider Tack

[@Astroman10]

@@iambored5898 so ... Was he using Spider Tack or not ... That's my words! Also, Chris Archer has thrown gems ...

[@DenniDownBad]

Yinzer uses Fountain of Youth... It was partially effective... Appearance has been altered! Age was Uneffected!

[@DenniDownBad]

I can't believe I thought this was funny

[@tylersaladinostan2023]

I felt so bad for Pirates fans when they traded Meadows and Glasnow

[@bigussmokesus8866]

If you want to know what it felt like as a pirates fan, imagine getting shot in the face and not dying than getting stabbed constantly with a nail until you die and staying conscious through the whole thing

[@ob_gynkenobi4014]

@@bigussmokesus8866 that is actually a very accurate

[@r0ckydennis]

I always said they should put a ship outside pnc park , fire cannonballs and walk the plank matey

[@tiddylover7283]

FuckingHateTwilight the only cool thing about being a pirates fan is when you go to the game there’s only 56 people in attendance so plenty of room

[@SmoothCriminal12]

If it was just Glasnow for Archer, it wouldnt be as bad since Glasnow was never gonna do anything in Pitt. But losing Meadows and a top pitching prospect is tough.

[@DK-py5gx]

Tree’s vids are one of the only keeping me sane during this hell, laughter is the best thing alive

[@PittPacks]

Been subbed and watching for the last four years. Watching your channel grow is great inspiration for Archer yinzers like myself. My roommate worked for the pirates research and analytics team for a few years and is now doing a project to raise awareness about pirates management complacency. I'd love to get your platform behind the wave we started. We need to grow this movement into a tsunami tall enough to slap those that think they are too high to be touched, aka the owner😒.

[@PittPacks]

Other* yinzers

[@kingfriday.]

Tree uploads a pirates video Me: this is entertainment

[@tdubbs206]

Vasquez really is the “nightmare”

[@PHX787]

As a reds fan, Puig on his last game as a red, and AG, both literally fighting the entire Pirates team, was spectacular. The highlight of whatever our season was last year save for the Punisher punishing balls and Suarez smiling as he nearly set a HR record.

[@jordza2k11]

I was waiting for this when you mentioned another video on them during the MLB non-playoff team video

[@cmurphy0707]

And now Chris Archer’s back in Tampa, that trade amounted to nothing in the end.

[@jetfan925]

7:08 just heard that audio about his pure enemy, EDP445.

[@redhurricane24]

7:06 I'm sorry but the Felipe Vasquez bit had me in stitches. Holy fuck! And this all happened while I was briefly fired from working at PNC Park.

[@jimbarnes4124]

That brawl was one of my favorite sports moments of 2019

[@large_crab]

6:25 Clint Hurdle without a hat is terrifying

[@DodgerFan1988]

Bucs fans will always have "We are Family."

[@djtrankilo231]

As a Blues fan, I hope we don't evolve into the Pirates of hockey and have to remember "Gloria."

[@davester1970]

"Willie Stargell isn't walking through that door. Dave Parker isn't walking through that door. Bill Madlock isn't walking through that door........" - Rick Pitino (probably)

[@RickinBaltimore]

*Cries in Oriole*

[@hugh2hoob668]

@@djtrankilo231 Pirates have 5 championships Blues fan you guys have 1

[@tydance8865]

DJ Trankilo im a blues fan our team is too good to not win one more cup and go back to the finals atleast two more times with our current core. We looked amazing this year

[@franklinmiller3761]

I could listen to you talk about the Bucs every week haha, love your stuff

[@Plathead]

Opening theme reminds me of Spongebob. He’d probably be the pirates ace at this point...

[@nicholasartuso4698]

Love the Krusty Krab music

[@anonymoususer450]

Well Tyler Glasnow and Austin Meadows help the Rays to the World Series along with another traded Pirate CHarlie Morton. Meanwhile Chris Archer is a disaster

[@jimbo3227]

The “He needed it AGAIN?!?!?” kills me every time

[@vinnygaudino5017]

UrinatingTree in September, 2019: No Cubs No UrinatingTree in April, 2020: Where was I? Oh yeah, the Pirates

[@englenn806]

I’m from the future Josh Bell got traded to the Washington Nationals

[@aktiverpessimist5256]

You know its about to go down when the spongebob music appears.

[@odieonekaraoke]

This video beautifully summed up my frustrations perfectly.....literally perfectly.

[@notachannel6097]

7:11 onwards is pure gold

[@dynamoproductions5]

5:06 DKR WHALE BAY MUSIC

[@NapalmDoritos]

Coming from a Packers fan, please don't be to violent in your haters guide to the draft😂

[@brandonjc13]

Love how Archer gave us 5 homers in a game. 4 in one inning! And a 3-run go-ahead homer later in the game. Sincerely, a Braves fan

[@leifopstad2972]

Pittsburgh teams falling apart after winning 11 straight? Where have I heard that before?

[@DeeJamBee]

Glasgnow: Ace and stud for the Rays Cole: Dominant Ace for the Yanks with a massive contract Cutch: Still mashing in his mid 30s for the Phils Marte: Pretty good piece of the Marlins offense and defense Harrison: Decent depth piece for the Nationals Meadows: Possible future star for the Rays If I'm missing anyone please tell me so I add to the list of suffering.

[@cjisawesome3686]

Jameson Taillon and Joe Musgrove solid contributers to the Yankees and Padres.

[@baseballworldwide9439]

Holmes: the best reliever in the game. Archer: back to pitching solid somehow I honestly don’t know how much longer I can justify being a fan of this team. It truly is the worst team to root for in sports

[@DeeJamBee]

Glasgnow: Injured but was amazing before injury Cole: Dominant still with that contract in one of the most scary rotations in MLB Taillon: Joined that same Yankees rotation and is rising from the ashes becoming a solid starter Cutch: Having a down year but still can hit as a Brewer Marte: Doing wonders as a Met Harrison: One of the better bright spots on a disappointing White Sox team Meadows: Prolly one of the better hitters on the Tigers Holmes: Became one of the best closers/relievers in the game Archer: Somehow pitching well as a Twin Anderson: Dodger magic wins again as he’s doing well Musgrove: A Cy Young candidate for the Padres Mikolas: Absolute stud pitcher for the Cardinals Morton: Won a ring with the Astros and still in the league as a Brave McGuire: Doing well as a catcher for the White Sox Lodolo: Upcoming pitcher with talent for the Reds Baz: The less said the better Bell: Doing God-Like things for the Nationals There’s probably a lot more I’m missing but damn…

[@1AstralKing]

Where did you find that young Captain FF lookalike for the Raycon bit?

[@UrinatingTree]

The unemployment rate in this city led to a lot of desperate takers.

[@1AstralKing]

UrinatingTree LMAO.

[@raycasta10]

The spongebob in the background gets me everytime xD

[@mikeh3240]

I go to Pirates games, but pretty much just for the view. Gotta love that Allegheny river and dahntahn skyline at night.

[@TheBookofJaySmoove]

This the only football channel I watch besides EDP😂

[@astonboyd3510]

CONGLATURATIONS ARCHER IS NOW BACK IN TAMPA SO YOU'VE OFFICALLY MADE THIS THE WORST TRADE IN MLB HISTORY. GOD HELP THE PIRATES AND THEIR GLORIOUS TANK

[@russianboss0378]

3:36 those Chevron cars are the creepiest things I've ever seen

[@jobro7770]

I have no idea of mlb and nhl but still watch your roasts. Youre an incredible Comedian. Cheers from Berlin

[@JaimeGarcia-oz5fh]

At least the Pirates have some championships and no hitters unlike my Padres who have neither

[@familyguyfan8899]

Tree uploads when I have a paper due in two days in addition to studying for three exams

[@treymagathan847]

FamilyGuyfan889 Please don’t fail your classes.

[@familyguyfan8899]

Trey Magathan I am making sure that I am studying enough for my exams and finishing my paper on time

[@Riverside05]

I will never forget stubby clapp. I sat behind him in St. Louis during one of the 4 games we won after the All star break

[@dyl_white03]

i’ve waited so long for this

[@alexovechkinsgolfbag1591]

Don’t forget during the All-Star break he predicted them to win the division last year

[@hunterarnold9722]

*With The Pirates being named that in a city without any pirates doesn’t make sense...or we could just call them the Pittsburgh Oxymorons*

[@joshuagamboaii741]

Or the Pittsburgh Nutjobs. Because Bob Nutting owns the Pirates. And U-Tree are among those angry people who hate Mr. Nutting during this time now.

[@hunterarnold9722]

See look at the Texas Rangers it makes sense because the Texas Rangers are paying tribute to the actual Texas Rangers Law Enforcement

[@whogotbarslikethese7563]

I appreciate that your a baseball fan. I don't watch it but your conviction actually makes these videos enjoyable for me.

[@EqualsPeach]

0:45 finally someone saying “comfortable” in a way that makes me comfortable.

[@luckystar3615]

And now, Chris Archer is back again with the Tampa Bay Rays. Safe to say, Rays won that trade.

[@daze5657]

As a pirates fan. Wow

[@calebmastronardi915]

The only channel I dont mind that gets sponsored ads. Get that bag yinzer. Keep making quality videos.

[@TheVoiceofKizzy]

Anybody else have their insides hurt with the pain of a thousand hip checks when Tree was like "GET THE FUCK TO JAIL"🔥👌😂🤣🔥👌😭👍🔥👌😂🤣🔥👌😭

[@browmaster2197]

Where is the Hater Guide to the 2020 NFL Draft?, I can’t wait for that!

[@0Clewi0]

Lol your pain, I'm so glad sports is a secondary source of leisure for me

[@ethanmcknight8446]

“Just let him pitch to his abilities no need to treat him like Job” 😂😂😂

[@pittland44]

Oh you crazy Yinzer bastard! Glad to see another video from you. Hope you're doing well and fending off cabin fever.

[@joshuagamboaii741]

Guess what, after Steve Cohen sold "duh Mets", do you think that "Bob Nutting" is now the worst owner in Major League Baseball? Or Peter Angelos, or Dick Monfort still holds the title Tree?

[@dapball]

You gotta do a Atlanta Hawks legacy of failure

[@ghostlegit]

The hawks made the playoffs for ten straight years. Thats pretty good and won 60 games before. I say thats pretty good but why failure? Just because they didnt win an nba finals?

[@crazyluigi6664]

@@ghostlegit Pretty much, yes. Also, for being the most irrelevant looking NBA team that also tries to win a lot.

[@FelipeYoshioCordeirodeSouza]

*tries to find out more about the Felipe Vazquez scandal *immediately regrets it* God, he really disgraced my name

[@dj29hawkings76]

This reminds me of hull city this season, the biggest implosion in recent history (1 win away from the playoffs to bottom of the league)

[@KalvinSingh]

7:20

[@Alucard16184]

Coming back 3 years later, I can safely say that the Tampa Bay Rays had a much similar meltdown than these Buccos. A bunch of injuries from their pitching and their Star player turned out to be a -REDACTED-. Very sorry for Tampa and what they deal with.

[@NickGarrett]

As a lifelong Pirates fan, I can say this video is disturbingly painful, but somehow pleasing to watch. It’s just good to know that someone out there put the time in to research how badly the Pirates organization has treated their fans.

[@redacted2012]

7:11 Wow.... I felt a great disturbance in the force...