10 Funniest 'So Bad They're Good' Wrestling Promos | partsFUNknown

[@craigisapunk]

Adam dictating Steiner Math monotonously like a courtroom stenographer was one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

[@thegame7134]

The best part of Steiner Math is that it actually adds up 😂

[@saintnick7252]

@@thegame7134 That's because the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for Joe at Sacrifice.

[@HammyCrash]

@@Onikage55 its not like you could realy tell with scott steiner

[@CGB_Crash]

A "Steinergrapher" if you will.

[@toddwilliams8128]

we need TTS Steiner promos

[@lukemcallister1998]

Lets not forget after Lex Luger botched his promo and walked off he could be heard in the background yelling 'the door's locked too'. Absolute gold.

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

"Say what you see, Lex, say what you see!"

[@dylanogg347]

And that's not all. Apparently Lex went head first into the door.

[@deandrenicholas2545]

There's no Krispy Kreme donuts in catering, Billy!! Lol

[@dylanogg347]

@@deandrenicholas2545 "AND THESE T-SHRTS ARE TOO TIGHT TO BILLY!"

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

AE Podcast put it best: "you can't work a match, you can't cut a promo, your body's a horror show and you've got a stupid face. You truly ARE the Total Package."

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

I know it's been said before, but it REALLY is impressive how Steiner's math is both incomprehensibly bonkers, but the actual numbers DO consistently add up. They mean nothing, but he DOES keep them straight in his head.

[@P3rks0fLife]

Whats even funnier is that if you do the math calculations that he was trying to do correctly the math still turns out sound

[@tjtaylor6431]

And what’s even even funnier is that those numbers don’t lie, and they do in fact spell disaster.

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

@@tjtaylor6431 Yep, I checked. And it CHECKS OUT.

[@Conner3030]

I just checked Scott has a degree is math statistics so obviously the math checks out =p

[@P3rks0fLife]

@@Conner3030 This just gets funnier and funnier yo

[@dougfancy101290]

The Scott Steiner promo in TNA where the Main Event Mafia are gathered and Steiner, talking about Samoa Joe, yells "he's fat!" is just wonderful 😂

[@tafua_a]

Honorable mention, him saying he got freaks "nine days out of the week", Bubba Ray pointing out there are only 7 days in a week and Scott's brain imploding as a result.

[@anthonykaruri6430]

Honourable mentions: GET MY BAGS

[@waleedzahooor]

I just want Steiner to utter that to Otis on WWE now.

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

Steiner is truly a gift from God

[@Beegstation]

Fat shaming: always reliable for heat/comedy in pro wrestling

[@frickroll]

Can’t believe Adam forgot the important detail that Kalisto’s “Woo!” was immediately following up him shouting GOD DAMMIT

[@mladenlalov6756]

Can't believe Adam didn't mention that the Lex Luger promo ended with him trying to leave trough a locked door and yelling "door's locked too" off camera

[@marin3933]

@Mladen Lavov not just yelling "doors locked too" he slammed into the door face first too 😂😂

[@wheelzwheelzington]

The fact that John Zandig’s JEEZUS promo isn’t even an honorable mention is a crime against the internet

[@Spazcakes]

THERE WAS FIVE OF 'EM! IT TOOK FIVE OF 'EM!

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

Quick someone call Maffew!

[@jetblack81]

H8 club?!?!?

[@ABomb_Plays]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT HAPPENED!

[@ericflames]

@@ABomb_Plays WHAT ARE YOU BLIND?

[@enigmaskull3495]

Honorable Mentions: - All Ultimate Warrior promos - Eli Cottonwood - “Mustache” - Jake Roberts - “You want to play 21?” - Roman Reigns - “Sufferin’ Succotash”

[@JoshCreepa]

Nah the Roman Reigns one for me was so bad it was bad. I guarantee I’m not the only one that feels that way.

[@lucasul4554]

The mustache promo is the best promo ever made in NXT history

[@PrinzPassionsfrucht]

-John Cena yelling "LOOOOOOOOOOOSER" at John Laurinitas - John Zandig: "JEEEZUS" - Hardcore Holly at Wrestlemania 2000 ("I'll break your ass in half") - David Arquette after Slamboree ("SHADDAP!")

[@JoshCreepa]

@@PrinzPassionsfrucht to be fair, the Cena promo was meant to be more of a comedy than serious. Remember the promo he cut on Mr Laryngitis while in Zack Ryder getup?

[@WorkshootPhoto]

Ron Garvin "I tried to be a real... a real sports"

[@TravisBroski]

The best part of the Steiner Math promo is that he actually lost the triple threat, but that’s only because Steiner didn’t calculate the appearance of Kaz replacing Angle.

[@Nuggetworld9204]

IT’S KAZ

[@Ralphanthonybianscomusic]

The fact that you nailed the stumble between “sixty six and two thirdz…percents” also nailing the incorrect pluralization is magnificent.

[@juliusmarin3893]

And then he botched the end with 104 2/3 😔

[@lobokujo7825]

No matter what, Steiner-maths will always be the most genius bit of roid rage induced word salads in human history. It is the holy grail of testosterone hampered and amplified poetry, And I love it very dearly.

[@elc1960]

A close second to his math skills are Warrior's concepts in the field of jet propulsion and space travel: "Take the controls...Hoke Ho-gunnnn...from the men who have already made the sacrifice..."

[@tafua_a]

Couple of honorable mentioned that are seldom talked about: - "I CAME HERE TO FIGHT GOOBER! NOW DUMBASS FIGHTIN' ME FIGHTIN' YOU!!!" - "YOU AIN'T BIG POPPA I'M BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY YOU KNOW I'M UNSTOPPABRUH-Listen..." - "YOU SEE I COME... FROM A HIGHLY EDUCATED UNIVERSITY, SO WHEN I SPEAK TO THESE WHITE TRASH, I GOTTA DUMB MYSELF DOWN!" - "WELL I GOT A NICKNAME FOR YA: HOW ABOUT CHERNOBYL?! BECAUSE YOU'RE ONE 'VITAMIN' AWAY FROM A CHEMICAL DISASTER!!!"

[@jreed7125]

"From this moment on, starting now, this will be the moment, of the genesis, of McGuillicutty." For one night only, Curtis Axel was *actually* the son of Mr. Perfect

[@ZeroCrystal]

Yeah? Which one was that?

[@years-ti7xl]

@@ZeroCrystal it was in NXT back in 2010. Michael McGuillicutty/Curtis Axel cut this ultimate promo that rivals anything Cena and The Rock has done lol

[@SomeOfTheJuice]

There's something stupidly funny to me that, after the Steiner Math promo, not only was Kurt not in the match due to a legitimate neck injury, Scott lost the match and was the one pinned.

[@cjvs1604]

Steiners math didn't account for Angles removal and therefore messed up his chances of winning.

[@thomasenigma88]

So what you're saying is...Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't win and isn't even gonna try.

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

But Samoa Joe’s chances of winning would’ve drastic gone down had Kurt Angle been added to the mix.

[@eunolee4055]

Samoa Joe after the promo: “So you’re saying there’s a chance”

[@Nuggetworld9204]

You know what stiener math wasn’t able to calculate, Angles neck

[@lavarivy2259]

"DDP while you're in the hospital on your back screaming in pain. Kimberly will will be on her back at my house screaming my name!" Scott Steiner 😂🤣😂

[@raikkel9516]

Should've put the matt riddle Asuka promo, where Matt has no idea what he's supposed to say and just awkwardly talks about scooters until he slowly rolls away.

[@Rocket1377]

The fact that most people didn't realise that was a botch is indicative of just how awkward most Riddle promos are.

[@lobokujo7825]

Listening to Adam "Mr. MONOPOLY" Blampied recite, word-for-word, The most testosterone fueled piece of pro-wrestling slam poetry that is ''Steiner-Maths'' was not something I thought I needed to hear, but now that I have heard it, I have it and I refuse to let it go.

[@DaPhoenix777]

Anyone notice that after adam said steiner math promo word for word... it actually makes sense? He said Joe has a 25% chance at best... so in a triple threat it would be 33% chance normally.. you subtract the 25% from the 33% leaving 8% and since he know kurt can't beat him that would make scott odds of winning 66% but scott isn't normal.. so you add the 75% on top of the 66 and you'll get 141% minus Joe's 8% and you'll get 104.23%... See simple

[@DaPhoenix777]

@@Onikage55 lol ik.. i just did the math from Steiner POV

[@acebi_ly9246]

you can't just add or substract percentages. that's not how it works. In a triple threat match anyone has 33% chance of winning. If Kurt doesn't even try to beat Scott, that indeed gives Scott a 66% chance of winning. that's it. that the only thing that makes sense. If you want to assume that in any 1v1 Scott would always have a 75% chance of winning because he's a genetic freak, that would mean that Scott has 100% chance against Kurt (because Kurt won't try to beat him) and 75% chance against Joe (cause he's a genetic freak). Which gives him an 87.5% chance to win the triple threat.

[@acebi_ly9246]

and even then, that doesn't take into account the fact that Kurt can just beat Joe and vice versa. IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE LMAO !

[@Hundo_Mo]

Steiner Math is on the level of “hard times”, “austin 3:16”, and “pipe bomb”. It was so bad… that it went through the aether on the spectrum AND back over to the good side. THE NUMBERS DONT LIE

[@erenjaeger3537]

Hulk Hogan’s “The Right Gay Guy” deserves a spot too.

[@TheSoulGage]

Just listening to Adam recite the Steiner Maths promo is enough to make you giggle, cause the promo itself is so absurd but you can't help but smile. Also Petey Williams' reaction to it as it goes on while looking like a mini Scott, is also amazing.

[@WorkshootPhoto]

"I'm pissed now!" from that Luger promo has become a go-to quote from my non-wrestling fan friend.

[@yedffgd]

"When he grew up they didn't have Thanksgiving." Just... just how old is Luther Reigns?

[@robertwoods3871]

Yes.

[@marcoantino2920]

gold

[@dylanogg347]

Lex's promo only gets funnier. After yelling about Billy and his shirt, he yells that he's gonna rip him (Ron Killings I believe) apart, and as he attempted to leave the room, he slams head first into the door and yells: "AND THE DOOR'S LOCKED TOO!"

[@johnaustin209]

"I'M PISSED NOW!!!!"

[@SLAUGHTERAMA]

“With all the energy of King Lear being disavowed by a crazier King Lear-“ I spat up my Red Bull STOP

[@ArcaneAzmadi]

Uh, he said "disemboweled".

[@rammyboyz6492]

Came back here after Luke's promo defending Steiner Math as the best promo of all-time.

[@GreyWind1988]

He was right though

[@barry-allenthe-flash8396]

"... where he screams, 'GOLDBERG!' with all the intensity of King Lear being disemboweled by _another, crazier King Lear."_ 😄😆🤣 Adam is truly the Poet Laureate of WrestleTalk/Parts Funknown.

[@MitchQuadrupleTree]

Can we just take a moment to really appreciate the wordsmithing at work in the phrase "Kool-Aiding his way into existence?" That is sheer brilliance!

[@whitemamba24xe98]

Rumor has it, Steiner went to a Harvard, he sought out a mathematics professor to check his work over. And the professor said it all looked good!

[@nodnarbleahcim5097]

A Harvard? You mean there's another one??!!

[@justmike7994]

Steiner's promo in wcw on how Buddy Rogers should have been hired instead of ric flair. "Now I know buddy is no longer with us, God rest his soul." 🤣

[@boyankovachev7982]

Yea, Steiner meth really was a good promo. And Adam reading it as a scientific paper really just made it so much better. One love ❤️

[@slurjkblohm]

I was SO hoping you'd put the emphasis on the Kurt Angle bit in the Steiner Maths promo, and I'm so glad you did

[@hitman036]

This is Adam’s masterpiece. I almost choked multiple times on the ice cream I was eating. Jesus, this was funny.

[@hatchetman751]

Steiner promos make you think he's either legitimately crazy or the greatest pro wrestler ever

[@crewkid52]

Probably one of the best things about the Steiner math promo is how hard Petey Williams is trying not to corpse

[@paulgibbon5991]

I love the expression of the woman standing at the back too. It's like she's in some sort of deep contemplation...."Oh wow, this guy's really onto something!"

[@tafua_a]

@@paulgibbon5991 or Petey trying to add up the numbers with his hands

[@The_Jimplication]

My favorite part of Steiner's promo on the Dudley boys and their "FAAAT ASSES!!!" is the part where it gets so incoherent and baffling, Rick stops growling and mugging at the camera for a moment and looks at Scott for a moment wondering if his younger brother is having a stroke.

[@fhb3]

They're not bleeping the naughty words today. Way to go, PartsFunknown!

[@JJviewer11993]

The Steiner math promo is easily worth the top spot. But one of my favorite details in the promo is watching Petey try to do the math Scott is spouting.

[@an0gr0br]

7:24 I had no idea that TJP’s character in Southpaw Regional Wrestling was an inside joke about this promo. That’s hilarious.

[@LoganSheffield]

Not only that, but there's a clip of interviewer Chris Jericho talking to Farmer Rusev, and the first word out of Rusev's mouth is legit "Yip." 😂😂😂

[@ThisIsBUTTON]

I'm so happy we had the whole recital of Steiner Math.

[@TitusRedwind]

5:07 You've unintentionally summed up the rivalry of crips and bloods.

[@Yritan09]

I wonder how many takes it took for Adam to repeat No.1 without laughing.

[@michaeloates8807]

This list was created so Adam could read the final entry in a video because he's always wanted to.

[@Vesperitis]

That's exactly what I was thinking!

[@michaelsinger4638]

Titus O’Neil’s promo from a few years ago on Raw had me cracking up so hard it hurt. 😂

[@DanHowsen]

That one isn't so bad it's good though. It's just... really bad...

[@khaitranngoc4176]

Well his "I don't' know what I've just saw" is a great one. Especially given that he's on the Granddaddy of em all.

[@mascadadelpantion8018]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK UP EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE PROMOS ON KZbin RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE ALL WORTH YOUR TIME AND THEY'RE ALL SO GOD DAMN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@BlueInkAlchemy]

I love everything about Steiner Math, including and almost especially Little Petey Pump visibly trying to keep up with Scott's calculations. It makes me giggle every time.

[@DrowninInPoison]

I once failed a math test because I forgot to add Kurt Angle to the mix

[@tafua_a]

As we all know, 43 + Kurt Angle = 33,3 recurring

[@ABomb_Plays]

Gameshow NXT reminded me of Eli Cottonwood's "moustache" promo, in which he said that he "didn't have one" and that "he had the best moustache"

[@JTeam45]

Don Morocco's promo is something I'd do irl just to confuse my coworkers

[@HisRoyalJaznness]

The thing that always gets me about Steiner Math is that the math actually checks out lol.

[@jiteshtiwari136]

The 2 most infamous hilariously bad promos; the "i don't know" and steiner math. Most mythically hilarious promos of all time. 🤣🤣

[@joetheman8550]

I was expecting Sycho Sid's "half the brain that you do" to be number one P.S: is it me or does Scott Steiner's math make sense?

[@graemenicol6377]

no it's not just you I think it makes sense as well

[@Jb33124]

The fact that it makes sense is probably the most non-sensical thing about it

[@Vesperitis]

I'm pretty sure there have been thread posts calculating Steiner's math, and his math checks out.

[@bMt5553]

Holy crap.

[@bMt5553]

@@Vesperitis now this I gotta see.

[@pandoralover21]

I just about pissed myself laughing at this video, well done!

[@dylanogg347]

Little correction: Kalisto yelled out "Goddammit! WOOOOOO!" - As his soul attempted to leave his body.

[@heartless_raven]

One that should be on here is when Samoa Joe hilariously berated Sting for spending time with his family instead of missing his kids’ games like AJ Styles does.

[@Kobra6510]

Bro, you verbatim quoted the ENTIRETY of possibly THE most incomprehensible Scott Steiner promo ever word for word.......how your brain didn't turn into swiss cheese immediately is amazing.

[@marcolautner4162]

I started crying and nearly pissed myself laughing. Never change, Adam, never change.

[@EchoNova4769]

Bruh, I LOVE when they miss bleeping Adam's swears. That Kalisto segment explanation was G O L D 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesbaker6006]

My wrestling week: 1.) Look forward to Sunday for Adam lists and news segment, along with WrestlingBios PPV/wrestling game reviews. 2.) Look forward to Thursday for wrestlingbios for Relieving the War.

[@austinsmith7731]

This

[@graemenicol6377]

let's not forget Sundays wrestling bio's PPV reviews and his wrestling game reviews which most weeks he does one.

[@jamesbaker6006]

@@graemenicol6377 True, how could I forget -edits-

[@graemenicol6377]

Have you come across Wrestle pod another good KZbin channel worth checking out.

[@blueprint7]

watch promo joe on Thursday

[@b00boy95]

i cannot believe John Zandig's JEEEEZUS promo isn't on here

[@enigmaskull3495]

Imagine a promo battle between Scott Steiner and The Ultimate Warrior.

[@dillonpanarello5242]

I'm pretty sure the Earth would spontaneously combust at the prospect honestly 🤣

[@paulgibbon5991]

Whoever wins.....we lose.

[@JoanRudith]

How can this list exist WITHOUT a mere mention of the Ultimate Warrior??

[@paulgibbon5991]

Problem is, which one? They're all equally bonkers.

[@kn5w]

If you ever get the chance to look at a Coliseum Home Video exclusive promos, there's one of Diesel winning the tag team titles where he throws it angrily down to the ground, shouting "what a pittance".

[@jonpower9728]

Lex Luther's "I DON'T KNOW!!" line is one of my wife's favorite bad promos.

[@EdwardElric6464]

God bless little poppa Petey for being a part of that promo. Also team Canada rules & is probably one the best factions TNA ever had.

[@MattSinz]

"Steiner math" isn't just a good promo, it's one of the all time best promos.

[@sahm5071]

Honestly steiners math isn’t insane, you can follow along until he’s over 100%, but I genuinely get where he’s coming from

[@TheComicBookJoker]

No, it’s insane, because that’s not how percentages work in the context of odds and probabilities. Base percentage math, yes, it adds up perfectly, but not for odds, because odds max out at 100%.

[@yagrammylemons]

The 3MB one always comes to mind, where they thought they could redo it only to find that they're live

[@henrikschmidt3964]

I would argue that the Steiner math promo is not a botch. I think Scotty knew exactly what he was doing.

[@hh5559]

5:35 feels weird hearing Adam swear uncensored, after hearing bleeps for so long

[@MrQdiddy85]

"Greatest wrestlers in NWA history and sid," that got me

[@iceprincess1898]

I came back to hear about Sid's promo because he passed away today, August 26. He gave us so many memories and some of them were hilarious, like the mentioned promos.

[@xPOOPx]

I spent this whole list waiting for the genesis of McGillicuty and wasn't disappointed

[@claytonrios1]

The Shockmaster almost makes Snoke look badass by comparison! That's how bad he is!

[@eshbutv9870]

Put Adam on everything the king of voice overs and wrestling booking...

[@KingKhanate1997]

I had the chance to ask the Big Bag Booty Daddy at a fan meet and greet if Steiner Math was planned beforehand or improved all on the spot. He said it was all in moment. He really does come from a highly educated university doesn’t he?

[@ethanbell6762]

I guess the Brood's promo on the first ever Smackdown "wath ferbidden, hehehe, by the Undertaker."

[@siyabongaathenkosimtshali5637]

Damn I've missed you Adam, you've had me cracking the whole video🤣🤣🤣. Please do more of these and let tempest do the Sunday News no one wants to know about.

[@WillCoddington]

Should have include the Zandig promo. JEEEEEEEEEEEZUS

[@cdhstarz]

Steiner math is the best thing Steiner's done in his entire career.

[@JamesMMcCann]

It's Scott Steiner level of maths that got me kicked out of pursuing chemistry as a career (I blew something up that wasn't ever intended to be exploded).

[@BBoy4040]

Kalisto actually yelled "Goddammit!" after doing the Lucha things that were Good.

[@fyrijou5202]

I miss the music change these lists usually had after the introduction. Sounds weird hearing the same elevator music from beginning to end

[@ljaquos]

If Booker's "HULK HOGAN. WE COMIN FO YOUUU NI-" isn't on this list, I'm gonna be mad. xD

[@305Lfx]

Dear Mr Blampied... I would like to thank you for your impeccable work and commitment.. Your effervescent erudite attitude will never be forgotten whatever your life brings your way.. I hope you are doing well and every success for you.. Oh and PS.... .I too have had Peas in times prior...

[@JustDavenThings]

I swear Don Muraco was just trying to make Mr. Fuji corpse. Look at Fuji. He’s trying not to laugh.

[@Nick94956]

Adam actually made Steiner Math slightly more coherent. The exact wording is "You got a 25 percent at best at beat me"

[@Jessejesselewis]

The pancakes promo is my personal favorite. Especially when Scott Norton being incredibly over it and says “it doesn’t really matter where I got my name” after 5 minutes of his partner rambling where about how Norton got his name.

[@ivebenfunny]

I’ve done Steiner math before and all I’m gonna say is it adds up 😂

[@KimiMTZ17]

11:31 141 2/3 chance, not 104...

[@FactoryFiction95]

Gonna go back and watch these as they pop up in the video haha

[@TheBlackamura]

I'm going to have the check all of these promos out, they sound amazing.

[@egpmh2891]

still makes me laugh "You are half the man that I am...and I have half the brain that you do...wait that's wrong"

[@michaelvin8632]

Make sure left out my favorite big pop of pump promo, where he basically mumbles the whole thing: "I'm doing him an egg. Get my bags....GET MY BAGS!!!"

[@Praadamike]

I’m faded rn💨🍃 but the fact that Scott Steiner did that math was very impressive 😭😂

[@justanormalweeb204]

Always remember to add Kurt angle to the mix

[@robjgolde3221]

“All vampires end up directing porn. It’s like All Dogs Go to Heaven but with porn.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheMorbidHobo]

I'm surprised the JEEEEEESUS promo wasn't featured here.

[@ChrisHopkinsBass]

It’s so sad that Roman and Luther have never had a family reunion in the ring

[@christophertarsitano269]

When he quoted Steiner math I put my hand on my heart like I’m saying the pledge

[@TTOF_JB]

The best part about the Steiner Math promo is that Kurt really didn't try, to the point where he got replaced by Kazarian.

[@dualrosales6107]

There's something hilarious about a posh British man reciting the mad screamings of sentient steroids.