Vespasian : - creates an urine tax - dies of diarrhea I'll assume the Gods really didn't like that tax
@or_gluzman561Peace_IL_PS3 жыл бұрын
oh Duke of Lorraine i see your here too
@090giver0903 жыл бұрын
Or they loved it so much they offer Vespesian his godhood early )
@joaoarturdasilvapiteira92393 жыл бұрын
But did the gold smell tho
@Duke_of_Lorraine3 жыл бұрын
@@joaoarturdasilvapiteira9239 the gold from taxes, probably not more than usually. But any gold in the room where Vespasian died, probably. Like the rest of the room.
@joaoarturdasilvapiteira92393 жыл бұрын
@@Duke_of_Lorraine 🤣
@thedemonhater77483 жыл бұрын
I feel like Valentinian’s death is the polar opposite of the “man literally to angry to die” joke
@kseniyazarubina54843 жыл бұрын
Man literally too angry to live.
@yugoslav87553 жыл бұрын
Man so angry he died
@DISTurbedwaffle9182 жыл бұрын
Man so angry that God put him in permanent time out.
@hououinkyouma38642 жыл бұрын
I mean, no guy hated barbarians so fucking much it carried him through countless battles until that anger was the only thing that could kill him. What an epic gamer
@iwantmydinner20763 жыл бұрын
“Civil wars were a thing in the history of Rome” “Living things need air to breathe”
@spectrum11403 жыл бұрын
It's right up there with "people die if they are killed".
Wish I can go back in time to Industrialized Ancient Sumeria
@cristi372 жыл бұрын
@@spectrum1140 “One day feels a lot like Twenty four hours”.
@DISTurbedwaffle9182 жыл бұрын
I'm actually realizing that genuine civil wars are much fewer and far between, assuming we define a civil war as two or more leaders with their own defined territories vying for power, or as a succession crisis. There's like, maybe 12, which is more than healthy, but fewer than one might imagine (and to be fair, five of those happened before the Empire was even established all in the 1st Century BC). Rebellions, usurpations, and secessions, however, are much more numerous.
@septimiusseverus3433 жыл бұрын
Valentinian's temper literally got the better of him. Turned a shade of purple to match his imperial robe.
@kseniyazarubina54843 жыл бұрын
Albinus would have been a better ruler.
@donnytrumptastic78153 жыл бұрын
Ave severus!
@septimiusseverus3433 жыл бұрын
@@kseniyazarubina5484 _Oh yes, and he certainly would have kept his promise and restored the sanctified republic...keep dreaming pleb, he's just a mere footnote._
@causantinthescot3 жыл бұрын
Ave! Ignore the Senate!
@alexhe9262 жыл бұрын
Imagine what the envoys were thinking at the time
@Darkblender53 жыл бұрын
I like to think that the one thing Titus regretted was that he was dying.
@redjirachi13 жыл бұрын
Jupiter: Have to ask; why did you regret dying? It's unavoidable; no sense being upset about it Titus: I just realized I left the hearth on and I'm not going to live long enough to order it turned off.
@cv48093 жыл бұрын
I always assumed he regretted not finishing the "job"
@JamesTobiasStewart3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I wonder if eventually the Praetorian Guard didn't even know why they were deposing Emperors, it was just what they did every couple of months.
@feastguy1013 жыл бұрын
Probably for the customary “new Emperor” bonus they got. Best way to settle gambling debts!
@justinleecw3 жыл бұрын
MUST BETRAY
@debrickashaw93873 жыл бұрын
It was in their job description at that point lol
@moistteeth71793 жыл бұрын
now I'm just thinking of a remake of The Emperor's New Groove except Ymza and Gronk are the heads of the Praetorian guard and Kuzco is like Elagabalus
@deeznoots62412 жыл бұрын
@@feastguy101 best invention ever, either they give you the gold and thus reward you for killing emperors, or they don’t give you the gold and you immediately kill them and ask the next guy for the gold
@FlymanMS3 жыл бұрын
3:55 >barges in >says he made one mistake >refuses to elaborate >dies
@luanasari51612 жыл бұрын
chad titus
@justinianthegreatandnerd63772 жыл бұрын
based
@sars9102 жыл бұрын
Absolute Gigachad
@JustinCage563 жыл бұрын
I would kill a man just to have a full transcript of Emperor Valentinian's shouting match he had with those envoys.
@user-ft3jq5vi2l2 жыл бұрын
Probably a mix of the Downfall scene with angry austrian painter and the death of Billy Bones in Treasure Island
@jesuschrist95132 жыл бұрын
Imagine the Downfall scene followed immediately by the scene in Death of Stalin where he has a stroke
@Kruppt8082 жыл бұрын
Billlllly Bones, I knows it's youuuuuuuu, you thought you could keep it allllll for yourself Blind Peeeeew
@Queen_Miku Жыл бұрын
Bet it was some cod lobby type shit but in latin
@justinian-the-great3 жыл бұрын
Shame that you didn't included the Eastern Roman emperors. Dying from accidentally being dragged by a dear for 16 miles is the most based death technique! Truly Basil I was a chad!
@imperiumbrasiliae3 жыл бұрын
Dying from polo exhaustion his son Alexander III the-not-so-great
@geordiejones56182 жыл бұрын
Honestly a terrifying way to die. Didn't his soldiers find him still clinging to life?
@justinian-the-great2 жыл бұрын
@@geordiejones5618 Yeah and that is the ironic thing. When one of Basil's soldiers found him, he was still alive. So that soldier pulled the knife to cut the ropes by which Basil was dragged and that were entangled in deer's antlers. But after Basil was released he ordered that soldier to be executed for allegedly raising a knife against him. Basil himself died shortly after that from a fever from the wounds from this incident.
@liviuganea41082 жыл бұрын
Basil I was assassinated.
@causantinthescot2 жыл бұрын
Constantine II's death told that you were rather Lila Rossi rather than a true son of Constantine II: Weak Sauce. Did Constantine II was her recarination because of their uselessness?
@DamonNomad823 жыл бұрын
Even funnier than any of these was the death of Eastern Emperor Constans II Pogonatus in 668. He was taking a bath when one of his servants suddenly decided it was time for a new Emperor, and beat Constans to death with a bucket of soap suds!
@magdalenusrex3463 жыл бұрын
I remember he wasn't even a half bad emperor, he did some controversial stuff but was legitimately trying to maintain an empire hit from left field by the Islamic incursions
@DamonNomad823 жыл бұрын
@@magdalenusrex346 I believe the thing that made him less popular than he deserved was that he was an iconoclast, which was a minority belief in the Empire, but practiced by most of the Emperors at the time.
@magdalenusrex3463 жыл бұрын
@@DamonNomad82 I think the problem was that he had no stance church matters. He said it was all a bunch of petulant rubbish to debate so vehemently about, preferring that Rome be maintaining a front against the Caliphate was the issue. That's why he moved the capital to Sicily, he perceived it as more far away from Muslims. Iconoclasm was a later thing in the 8th century.
@riograndedosulball2482 жыл бұрын
@@magdalenusrex346 which was ironic, considering that when the Arabs reached Carthage they achieved the means to invade Sicily
@sleepin97132 жыл бұрын
Democracy is real
@rjs65103 жыл бұрын
Tiberius last words were “I’m not dead, I’m getting better, I feel fine”
@themanwiththehamandtheplan99872 жыл бұрын
Is that a Monty Python reference?
@cronoros3 жыл бұрын
At some point Vespasian must have said "what a shitty way to die"
@thedemonhater77483 жыл бұрын
My ultimate goal in life is to develop high blood pressure, acquire an important political office in my home country, and than in the middle of a heated debate deciding an important treaty or agreement, just drop dead after having a stroke
@isaaclopez14903 жыл бұрын
rage quit IRL speedrun
@DamonNomad823 жыл бұрын
There was a US President who accomplished that goal. John Quincy Adams was President of the US from 1825-1829. Then, after losing the 1828 election to Andrew Jackson, he got elected to the House of Representatives, where he spent the next two decades as the leader of the Whig Party there. In 1848, when the Mexican War ended, the House was voting on whether to honor the US Army officers who had fought in the war. While other representatives were rising to say "Yes" to the measure, Adams, who led the party that opposed the war, jumped up, shouted "NO!" and collapsed from a stroke moments later. Granted, he actually died a couple of days later, but that was just making it official...
@davidesguario21513 жыл бұрын
Valentinian over-the-top death (and all around bizzarre character; he carried two bears wherever he went so he could feed sentenced people to them) should not overshadow his brilliant persona. He was the last emperor to rule over an Empire - half of it at least - which was not clamming up against the barbarian invasions (in fact, he was the last emperor to lead the legions beyond the Rhine and Danube, even building fortresses into germanic territory) and he was the last to actively maintain independence from the Church regarding religious matters and refusing to persecute non-christians on the Church's behalf. A true chad and imperator to the end.
@magdalenusrex3463 жыл бұрын
I remember thinking he was a mixed, but overall okay emperor, and his next major successor Theodosius was just a miserable loser
@davidesguario21513 жыл бұрын
@@magdalenusrex346 I did as well once. But if you study the IV century history closely you realize that with Valentinian's death the true roman empire died. Not only he was the last to conduct campaigns over the borders in the West and refused to relinquish powers to the church, he was also the last to actively promote welfare services such as education and healthcare. Theodosius was an ok administrator and did what he could to deal with the Goths, but overall he sanctioned the end of the idea of the emperor as an active leader
@magdalenusrex3463 жыл бұрын
If his ruling style continued, the adoption of Christianity by the Roman Empire would have been more natural and less abrupt/forced potentially?
@magdalenusrex3463 жыл бұрын
So I am relistening to the history of Rome and going by what I hear for Valentinian, while he certainly wasn't a coward like Theodosius or an outright figurehead like Honorius, his reign sounded like a hilarious trainwreck where everything he tried ended up backfiring and he was basically playing whack-a-mole in horrendous times, with fun adventures with everyone on all sides being idiots, starring Pap. Not saying he was a bad emperor, I respect that he was the last emperor to not use religion as a crutch (Fuck you Theodosius), but his whole reign and everything surrounding it was borderline comical from what I heard in the podcast.
@davidesguario21513 жыл бұрын
@@magdalenusrex346 what do you refer to in particular? Also, regarding your previous questions, it is hard to tel, as always with counterfactuals. The change may indeed have been less abrupt, however aside from initiative by the emperors (not only Theodosius, but also Gratian) the reason behind the total alignment of imperial power with the church and against religious dissidents was motivated by a structural factor, that being the need to rely on a socially respect institution like the church in times when law-enforcement was crumbling.
@edancore19513 жыл бұрын
I'm not gonna lie if they made an anime about the Roman Empire with all the weird deaths and events throughout its long history it would be pretty cool.
@henrykkeszenowicz46643 жыл бұрын
Unbiased history of Rome by Dovahhatty is the closest thing we have. It's even got anime intros.
@edancore19513 жыл бұрын
@@henrykkeszenowicz4664 thanks for sharing, i didnt even knw that
@donnytrumptastic78153 жыл бұрын
Dovahatty is hilarious.
@GTgaming693 жыл бұрын
Tiberius: “im not dead yet! Im getting better!” Praetorian: “no you’re not youll be stone dead in a moment” That has to be the inspiration for that scene from Monty Python
@Frendlu3 жыл бұрын
One of my favourites "deaths" was from Didio Julianus. When he was killed (after buying the title of emperor for a nifty price) his last words where: "But what evil have I done? Whom have I killed?" Yep, not an honorauble death, not an respectfull or shameless death, just forgettable, but a reason to learn that sometimes you can live longer and more peacefully without putting youself in danger.
@riograndedosulball2482 жыл бұрын
I would like to add Carus to somewhere in this list *"You've been hit by* *You've been struck by* *Lightning"*
@debrickashaw93873 жыл бұрын
Saddest Roman Emperor death: Aurelian
@gameragodzilla Жыл бұрын
I’d say Majorian was sadder. Aurelian succeeded in saving the Roman Empire before he was killed, Majorian wasn’t able to. Hell, if Majorian had succeeded in conquering Africa, he’d be Aurelian 2.0.
@Colbcolb23213 жыл бұрын
Titus's one mistake was dying.
@metzyahrosenstein48273 жыл бұрын
RIP Valentinian, my dude was heated.
@bruceismay54403 жыл бұрын
According to my quick count Rome have 134 revolts, coups, Revolutions and civil wars between ther 2nd century bce and the 5th century ce
@thechadtc74213 жыл бұрын
What historians would call instability in the history of other empires, is considered a golden age in Rome.
@bruceismay54403 жыл бұрын
@@thechadtc7421 that’s what you get when you make a mega empire including multiple ethnic and religious groups many of which hate each other whilst oppessing many of them. You get unrest, instability and revolts. The thing that sets Rome apart was it’s capacity to not fall into ruin during these periods due to is sheer size. Plus al the other parts of Roman history Rome is either dying or tiny so I guess it’s at its best there lol.
@feastguy1013 жыл бұрын
According to my quick count, there weren’t enough lifeboats (^:
@imperiumbrasiliae3 жыл бұрын
@@bruceismay5440 that is what you get when not having a clear succession policy
@bruceismay54403 жыл бұрын
@@imperiumbrasiliae that’s how you get a clear succession process, by seeing where you stuffed up. Like how Henry 8 had to fix up inheritance which lead to a more stable uk with less succession crisis’s except the very messy time
@hanspetrich65203 жыл бұрын
7:58 I have heard the story quite a few times and thought I wouldn't laugh at it again, but then came the dead-pan delivery of "He rage-quit IRL" and couldn't contain myself anymore
@4flx172 жыл бұрын
You forgot Carus, who according to some sources was stroked by a lightning
@crimsonsky57283 жыл бұрын
I love this small little community of Roman's that I found on KZbin.
@bensmith44873 жыл бұрын
I love history because of the story it tells and I especially love the funny ones
@knightoffailure18693 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna have to start warning my friends not to rage quit IRL after this.
@Ironpanda942 жыл бұрын
I love how Vespasian is still related to the bathroom, in Italy a urinal can still be called "Vespasiano" because of the taxation he put on them; in Rome it's even more common than the official Italian word for it (orinatoio).
@tiberiuscave46173 жыл бұрын
Great video! Just a note about Tiberius' death: he probably did not die peacefully. I mean, nobody killed him, that's spurious in all likelyhood, but details regarding his demises are pretty much consistent: he fell ill, he shortly recovered, asked for help and then collapsed. Seneca the Elder's version, which is incidentally the earliest we have, is devoid of any wrongdoing on Gaius' or Macro's part - to what extent this is due to the fact Seneca was writing under Gaius himself is a matter of debate - but showcases similar details. However, accounts involving Gaius in a villanous role probably erupted after the latter's death, and maybe their origin lies in the confusing rumors that followed Tiberius' death, as well as in Gaius' dark legacy. However, as long as Gaius lived such a version was not acceptable: the young 'princeps' always showed deference toward his grandfather (one year after the latter's death, sacrifices were still held the day of Tiberius' birthday 'ob memoriam', according to 'Acta Arvalia'), and also asked him to be deified - that's obvious, due to 'pietas' bonds as well as Gaius' immediate interests. Rather, he mostly used the Senate as a scapegoat of his late successor's most pernicious deeds, as Suetonius notes.
@magdalenusrex3463 жыл бұрын
He seemed to be basing the story on I Claudius (Just got to the episode with Caligula, great show but it's obviously trying to be sensationalist)
@iDeathMaximuMII2 жыл бұрын
It’s honestly amazing how angry we humans could get. Valentinian the Great is the GREATEST explain of just how much rage is within a human being
@Colinop3 жыл бұрын
i believe carus being "struck by lightning", the betrayal of aurelian, and valerian being captured by the persians and possibly either skinned alive or forced to consume liquid gold are all honorable mentions
@chiefmonrovia66913 жыл бұрын
I dont have much to say, I'm just here to boost the algorithm! Keep up the great videos c:
@spectrum11403 жыл бұрын
Hey thanks, dude! I appreciate it!
@JamesTobiasStewart3 жыл бұрын
Boost that algorithm!
@paulk.dicostanzo22793 жыл бұрын
Little surprised Caracalla’s death wasn’t included.
@magdalenusrex3463 жыл бұрын
shitty way to die for a shitty emperor
@optimusminimus3 жыл бұрын
Although the purpose of the video is clearly entertainment - and it does provide entertainment - I really wish I could hear the remark that these are mostly rumors, not facts. And some of the sources actually contradict each other. For example, it is reported that Vespasian said that "An emperor ought to die standing" and he actually was lifted so that he could, well, die standing. Another example is the story of Tiberius and the pillow. Suetonius reports several versions at once (the main version is that he died without any assistance of Gaius/Macro), Cassius Dio mentions that Gaius "wrapped Tiberius in warm clothes". And your version is the version of Tacitus. And reliability of Tacitus is debatable, since his works are quite probably a forgery commissioned by Poggio Bracciolini.
@catfood17883 жыл бұрын
If you ever feel useless just remember at least you aren’t Constantine the 2nd
@HW-sw5gb3 жыл бұрын
If that guy was actually struck by lightning while peeing he might make the list. Or at least the “most interesting” list. Too bad he was definitely assassinated irl though.
@postmamalone67112 жыл бұрын
Azz*zapatos
@niccolorichter14882 жыл бұрын
Evidence ?
@HW-sw5gb2 жыл бұрын
@@niccolorichter1488 It’s extremely obvious lol
@niccolorichter14882 жыл бұрын
@@HW-sw5gb it isnt as the army was terified of Jupiter atwerwards and remer his son take over . So who killed him ? Why did the army think invasion in to Persia was against Jupiter s plan ?
@HW-sw5gb2 жыл бұрын
@@niccolorichter1488 Please watch other videos on this channel, this guy explains it. It’s exactly the type of shit they use to cover up assassinations. The army was just told the same obvious excuse everyone else did and either 1. Legit believed it or 2. Used it as an excuse to stop. A mix of both probably
@PatrickWilliamsI3 жыл бұрын
What about Valerian? He was captured alive by the Persians in battle. The king of Persia proceeded to use him as footstool while while mocking. The Persian king poured molten gold down the throat of Valerian, thus giving him his fill of the loot and riches that he had sought in conquest. Thus Valerian literally died being consumed by his own desires.
@iDeathMaximuMII2 жыл бұрын
That's more tragic than Funny. Especially since his son probably never figured out his father's fate
@Hannibalian7 ай бұрын
a lot of people have started to attribute such death to crassus instead, if he wasn't a victim of carrhae
@kaloarepo2883 жыл бұрын
Empress Irene of the eastern Roman empire had her own son's eyes gouged out -he had briefly been emperor before but she overthrew him.The Christian eastern Roman empire actually had empresses who ruled in their own right (not just consorts) something that never occurred in the pagan phase of the Roman empire -so much for the theory that Christianity set back women's rights!)When the Islamic traveler Ibn Battuta visited Constantinople he was amazed at how much freedom women had in the Christian Byzantine empire.
@TetsuShima2 жыл бұрын
The death of the Prefect of the Guard Macro was probably one of the most poetic and ironic in the History of Rome. When he was ordered by Tiberius to go to Rome in order to arrest and execute the previous Prefect of the Guard Sejanus for murdering the Emperor's son Castor and planning to usurp the power, Macro also killed Sejanus' children, with his daughter being r*ped before the execution, as roman laws didn't allow the murder of a virgin. Years later, after murdering Tiberius and pleding allegiance to Caligula, Macro became a pest when he tried to force the new emperor to marry his ex-wife Ennia (even though Caligula actually wished to move to Egypt in order to marry his own sister Drusilla instead) in order to gain a great amount of power within the empire. Due to that, Caligula arrested Macro for murdering Tiberius, using the previous emperor's granchild Gemellus as a pivotal witness during the trial. The most ironic part about this is that Gemellus was presumably Sejanus' bastard son with Castor's wife Livilla, thus making the boy the half-brother of Sejanus' children. What Gemellus didn't know when he was forced by Caligula to testify against Macro is that he avenged his family by pointing in front of the senators the man who ordered their execution, sentencing him to death
@andreslinares64293 жыл бұрын
The fact that Gordian III ruled for four years after the 21 day rule of his grandfather and uncle is an underrated fact
@michaelpaco42272 жыл бұрын
Gordian 3 was really a puppet
@redjirachi1 Жыл бұрын
I don't think Valentinian even died, he was just so angry he ascended to being a Khronite Daemon Prince
@balazsadam38613 жыл бұрын
Imagine assassinating the roman emperor by enraging him so much he dies of a heart attack.
@TheLastRoman3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, during n.9 you show a video of legionaries going back to their camp, the ones with the brown shields with boars on them are from my legion in Italy
@purpleplays694202 жыл бұрын
Valentinian just rage quit the whole universe
@giovannipoeta12783 жыл бұрын
Number 0: Carus struck by a lightning
@connorgolden43 жыл бұрын
When one considers the eastern empire…I’m pretty sure it’s almost 100 civil wars and revolts.
@WelcomeToDERPLAND3 жыл бұрын
Personally I would have included Didius Julianus- the Emperor who bought the throne from the Praetorian Guard after they killed the last emperor. For the sum of 25,000 Sesterces to each soldier, he became emperor... for 66 days, in which he accomplished nothing, was hated by everyone and had plebs in the city ostracize, insult and in a few occasions physically harassed him until he was killed by likely one of the same soldiers he had paid to give him the title... Upon his death it is said he stated: "But what evil have I done? Whom have I killed?" Obviously oblivious that he had taken the throne from a murdered emperor by bribes no less.
@stevenleslie85572 жыл бұрын
Yes, I was going to say that but couldn't think of his name
@WelcomeToDERPLAND2 жыл бұрын
@@stevenleslie8557 Yeah I had to look up his exact name aswell, but I remembered his story >.>
@Duke_of_Lorraine3 жыл бұрын
What about Carus, who was struck by lightning ?
@spectrum11403 жыл бұрын
Sure... "struck by lightning". Riiiight...
@beybladeguru1013 жыл бұрын
Man, Jupiter killed anyone who was against the interests of the Praetorians…really makes you think…
@Duke_of_Lorraine3 жыл бұрын
Alright, maybe he got impaled by a giant metallic spear that served as a lightning rod. That still counts xD
@zenzenulous22433 жыл бұрын
Honestly I believe he was struck by lightning because it’s funny and less boring than assassination.
@duartecosta66693 жыл бұрын
@@spectrum1140 Diocletian definetly murdered Carus and Numerian and then covered it up
@quarternions3 жыл бұрын
You can't forget about Carus. The man got struck by lightning while campaigning on the east it's almost as if trying to conquer the East is a curse since they were either on a campaign (ex. Julian The Apostate and Carus) or is planning a campaign (Constantine The Great got sick while planning a campaign and passed away, AVRELIANVS and Julius Caesar got assassinated and some times someone dies shortly after finishing the campaign ex. Jovian and Trajan)
@isaaclopez14903 жыл бұрын
rage quit IRL, love that
@mchanson93323 жыл бұрын
My all time favorite: Antoninus Pius apparently died, because he ate too much cheese.
@wilsontheconqueror81013 жыл бұрын
Emperor Valerian being used as a footstool for mounting ur horse. And then stuffed to be a prop in a play. Now thats funny. (But probably didn't happen,or maybe it did!)
@GalootWrangler5 ай бұрын
Emperor thought dead (take your pick) pulls himself up and inquires “Funny how?”
@jamespoynor95113 жыл бұрын
Yo! Been hoping you'd post! Great content!
@MoonbreonDad788 ай бұрын
What about Nerva.? He was yelling at one of his delators, got sick from yelling to loud, then died from the fever.
@Pandadude-eg9li2 жыл бұрын
Player Valentinian has left the server: Player Fritigern: Wonderbär!
@whowaifu54753 жыл бұрын
What about Carus? If Tiberius was on the list, the guy who allegedly got struck by lightning should be too
@Alithel3 жыл бұрын
I like to think that Titus' mistake was dying
@Sulucnumoh4202 жыл бұрын
"His son died in battle then he commits suicide out of despair" Hilarious...!....?
@pandepanda313 жыл бұрын
Hoping your channel blow up!
@phanagorian92753 жыл бұрын
Damn are my favourite youtuber now
@estebson5 ай бұрын
Ok but Commodus dying by having a wrestler be sent in to strangle him to death while he was having a bath has got to be up there too.
@Bryan213812 жыл бұрын
One death, caracalla, was killed while taking a piss. I think that was worthy of a pulp fiction death.
@Probablyadudenamedjay Жыл бұрын
The even funnier thing about Pupienus and Balbinus is that Balbinus actually had seen the pretorian guard on it’s way to the palace and in fear wanted to order his loyal troop of German mercenaries to protect both him and Pupienus, but as they had for years, Pupienus argued with him over the fact that is was just the pretorian guard, wasting enough time to get them both killed. 🤣
@jamj593 жыл бұрын
What the heck is that b-roll of tumeric tea :D
@James_Wisniewski3 жыл бұрын
Valentinian I: The man who got so mad that he died.
@wholeNwon2 жыл бұрын
The little book, "Imperial Exits" is a fun read.
@Duality2903 жыл бұрын
Carus was struck by lightning, that has to be the funniest death.
@Bruno_Noobador3 жыл бұрын
Great video! Greetings from Vera Cruz's Land
@historicalized-edits90802 жыл бұрын
Commodus died from a wrestler while he was in bath, like kool aid man busting in to join the party
@phanagorian92753 жыл бұрын
Damn your Amy favourite KZbin now
@martinaustin62303 жыл бұрын
When you get big one day. Don't forget us, those who came from your first ranking video.
@JOGA_Wills3 жыл бұрын
Haha ok last one was funny but other than that only Vespasians got me to chuckle.... I thot the emperor who got struck by lightning (or prolly got stabbed by his soldiers) should've made the list
@jzy32243 жыл бұрын
*bizzare deaths of Roman emperors- better title imo
@askindo54663 жыл бұрын
Stupid Deaths, Stupid Deaths, they’re funny cause they’re true, woo. Stupid Deaths, Stupid Deaths, Hope next time it’s not you! (Hoo hoo!)"
@samuelcrandall1180 Жыл бұрын
Can't believe you left out Carus, who was (supposedly) struck by lightning.
@lousanus40693 жыл бұрын
Constans II-murdered with a bucket
@The_Practical_Daydreamer2 жыл бұрын
Honorable mention, Caracella. He was stabbed while peeing.
@DankRedditMemes3 жыл бұрын
Titus' last words made him a true omega chad
@PhilHug13 жыл бұрын
Valentinian clearly wasn't a Stoic
@arte00213 жыл бұрын
Roman emperors: the only people whose worst enemies were their own guards. They probably needed guards to defend them from the guards🤣
@PoetofHateSpeech3 жыл бұрын
Dying was his only mistake 🤣
@eze47312 жыл бұрын
I'd put Commodus in this list, the poor sod got strangled in a bath by a professional athlete after a failed attempt at poisoning him
@ethanbailey74263 жыл бұрын
I always lol when i remember there was an emperor named Pupienus
@b3ygghsas3 жыл бұрын
Where's constans II? Slipped on the soap while bathing, hit his head and died
@susanpower-q5q Жыл бұрын
There is an amphitheatre in North Africa connected to Gordian Thyrstis/El Djem
@glasshead52302 жыл бұрын
disappointed that you dint bring up Constans II, got killed by a servant bashing him in the head with a bucket while he was taking a bath
@Keithoboi Жыл бұрын
To be honest, death is the most common thing in ancient rome And that's why the humorous deaths exist
@Hannibalian7 ай бұрын
can't believe you didn't include caracalla as at least an honourable men, my man got murdered while taking a piss on the side of the road in syria!
@sammarshall95042 жыл бұрын
Honorable mention: -Commodus (drowned in a pool by a naked gladiator)
@hatebeing_sober8 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@causantinthescot3 жыл бұрын
Valentinian I's death was tragic, not funny. Because his death means there wasn't a strong figure of the Roman Empire...... His brother Valens and eldest son Gratian were decent emperors. But there must be a strong figure like Valentinian I, and being decent wasn't enough. And his son Valentinian II seems to be a capable man if there was no Arbogast, but unfortunately being strangled by his minions, so Valentinian II reign was just mediocre.
@septimiusseverus3433 жыл бұрын
And we all know who came next, Uncle and Nephew Honorius and Valentinian III aka Dumb and Dumber!
@causantinthescot3 жыл бұрын
@@septimiusseverus343 I agree with you too. I wished Gallienus and his father, Valerian was alive in early 400s.
@praisethesun.praisedeussol60513 жыл бұрын
That gacha Profile tho
@MichaTheLight2 жыл бұрын
Give me two good smirks/laught
@TheLastRoman3 жыл бұрын
Another fun fact, the guy at 5:01 is quite a joke in reenactment community
@raymond-c7vАй бұрын
Let’s not forget the one that was killed after throwing an apple up in the air and he choked to death
@deaddok9993 жыл бұрын
Always listen to the holy chickens
@Malthius3 жыл бұрын
Do you have discord?
@bufflarrythegreat11452 жыл бұрын
5:50 the intro music of a yt god
@Madjo-qj2ge3 жыл бұрын
The BGM is the one used by Sam O'Nella
@monsieur19363 жыл бұрын
Also there was one emperor who was reportedly struck by lightning.
@jamessinclair28982 жыл бұрын
Disappointed by the lack of Carus > Becomes Emperor > Beats the shit out the Persians > Gets fucking smited off the face of the earth > "huh maybe we shouldn't be trying to conquer Persia"