10 Jokes by Slavoj Žižek (dirty, sexist, racist, and so on and so on)

10 jokes collected from various of Žižek's appearances and films. Admittedly, I don't find all of them funny, but perhaps you do. Comments for more jokes - but only ones that reveal 'ideology at its purest'.
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[@johnparrish7683]

Do you have a date and year for the clip that ends at 3:26? I know Slavoj uses the joke in _First as Tragedy, Then as Farce_ but this version is actually better and more hard-hitting...

[@IppolitBelinski]

Sorry, I made this quite a while ago and I don't have the source video any more. Apparently I did not upload it to my channel either, which indicates that it's probably under copyright. If someone has it, you comment has been pinned.

[@vazzeg]

If I'm not mistaken, it is from this video, right at the very end he mentions cutting balls, but it's not the same, maybe somewhere else throughout the video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXinZ2x5mJdjqNk

[@Polyglot_English]

🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙 Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙

[@srikarpamidi1946]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXinZ2x5mJdjqNk Debate with Alex Callinicos at Marxism 2009 its in this video that was linked by another user, but it appears in the middle at 21:56 with analysis a little bit before about why he's telling the joke. 37:07 and onward he further talks about the joke and how he believes that it not a joke made at the expense of women's suffering but precisely points to the the ridiculousness of cheering over small social victories while ignoring real violence, among other things.

[@MrBeaux]

I read the title in his voice: "derty, shexist, [sniff] rashist, and sho on"

[@davidjstreader]

*rubs nose*

[@MrDudunorris]

He has tourette's syndrome

[@phreakinxenon]

And ageein

[@capt251978]

I literally LOL'ed at this. (sniff)

[@kurokamei]

Lmao

[@generalkenobi8810]

Young Zizek is such an absurd and alien concept to me.

[@Polyglot_English]

🤙 Determinism is Freedom 🤙 Детерминизм это Свобода 🤙

[@universalrandomizer405]

For all the wrong reasons, he reminds me of Mori from Goodfellas

[@EliaFlowers]

It’s like young Bernie, I just can’t imagine it

[@dmitriyk4322]

Reminds me of young Alex Jones without the intellectual side.

[@alynames7171]

I like how "young" here means "his beard only had a LITTLE BIT of grey in it."

[@lilahdog568]

Jesus zizek was an edgelord before the internet popularized it

[@jestemlegendom]

Hey Max! I love your channel! I've seen every video!

[@unity6926]

Except he's actually funny

[@nge1301]

Edgy jokes have been around forever. The internet didn't popularize it, on the contrary. Most people now are really averse to edgy humour.

[@saooran7364]

Zizedgy

[@bbHoodski]

It's interesting how much Zizek has evolved his philosophy, there's like two distinct phases in his life. I wonder what caused his shift in thinking, from using "etcetera" to "and so on." It's fascinating.

[@MrAman47]

It's cocaine.

[@antlerbraum2881]

The great shift

[@aVataR_ehyeh]

​@@antlerbraum2881The great *sniff*.

[@mrastronaut9078]

I suspect he might have wanted to seem more eloquent and educated, but eventually stopped caring. Idk. That’s just my first thought.

[@namename5525]

The mitteleuropa joke made me laugh the hardest ive laughed all year.

[@oracle8192]

Yeah it was one of my favorites aswell

[@ohiorizzler1434]

@@oracle8192 cut the ballsh we need to cut the ballsh, just cut the ballsh we can train on cauliflower

[@antlerbraum2881]

It’s so funny lol

[@dopey473]

As a balkaner I can confirm not only is it funny but that mentality is very real. We treat mitteleuropa like a different continent.

[@deniseneumann]

the pronunciation of "balkan" -> "balkon" => balcony took me out 😂

[@someguy4592]

I instantly laughed at the title. I experienced bliss, an impulsive movement in my chest and so on and so on

[@silviajarafernandez226]

And so on and so on

[@oingoboingo1720]

And so on and so on

[@kendrakrust1244]

@@oingoboingo1720 no os dna no os dnA

[@clustercrash2995]

@@kendrakrust1244 you, that's weird

[@Nature_Consciousness]

Not just on but also on.

[@mishutoful]

That christian guy from Ramallah has some dope jokes

[@AdobadoFantastico]

I had the same thought. Dude needs a yt channel of his own.

[@brunoclement123]

B O L C O N

[@thechaoslp2047]

@Joe Doe german

[@ericprates6279]

and Mitteleuropa

[@wongjowo9152]

Balkan + Lacan = Balcan

[@gorgeousgeorge187]

This guy from Ramallah must be hilarious to be around

[@orabi3091]

He is, luckily I know him

[@Puleczech]

I have my own conspiracy that Žižek invents these jokes himself and made up this "Christian friend from Ramallah" to a) not look that dirty b) tell a microjoke at the beginning of every other joke.

[@kalishnikov27642]

@@Puleczech these kind of jokes are always told by drunk palestinian around christmas, as zizek said - wonderfull people with a good sense of humor . orthodox christians are known as fun people here, drinking gambling and poking fun at anything unorthodox.

[@Puleczech]

@@kalishnikov27642 Interesting. Anyway, orthodox anyone poking fun at unorthodox anything is a joke on its own.

[@lilahdog568]

A Palestinian makes a joke about Jesus being an incel lmao

[@IKlondikeI]

The ball joke was brilliant

[@gwarmann]

the title of this video should be "10 Jokes by Slavoj Žižek (dirty, sexist, racist, etc., and so on and so on)"

[@IppolitBelinski]

I can't believe I didn't think of it myself - titled changed!

[@stanthonysfire6387]

What was the title before?

[@IppolitBelinski]

You asked, and we delivered :)

[@IppolitBelinski]

It didn't have 'and so on and so on' in it

[@bjornmormont6644]

etc. etc. and so on and so on

[@jimipster]

This is why dialectic is the best stand up comedy philosophy

[@birchtree14]

Can you summarize "dialectic" in one sentence?

[@Ubuntu719]

@@birchtree14 I can

[@h00db01i]

@@birchtree14 (oxford languages) Di·a·lek·tik /diaˈlɛktɪk,Dialéktik/ 1. (...) 2a. Philosophie philosophische Methode, die die Position, von der sie ausgeht, durch gegensätzliche Behauptungen infrage stellt und in der Synthese beider Positionen eine Erkenntnis höherer Art zu gewinnen sucht "die Dialektik Hegels"

[@gbrs6280]

@@birchtree14 thesis, antithesis and so on

[@ShroomRPG]

That Albanian joke describes how I interact with close friends as well, the more brutal the jokes are, the more fond I am of someone. Of course not everyone understands this...

[@gringochucha]

Here in Germany very few people understand it, sadly. Most Germans are very prudish when it comes to vulgar language. In that sense, give me the Spanish or the Italians any day.

[@oracle8192]

@@gringochucha ah and then you'd have to wait hours and hours past whatever time you scheduled to meet with them. You'd hardly be able to make dirty jokes with them not because they can't handle it, but because they'd never show up!

[@universalrandomizer405]

Indeed, not everyone understands this. Such people are a dying breed, especially these days, when people get offended from everything

[@universalrandomizer405]

@@gringochucha In this regard, Romanians are Latin enough! Now I know why they called it Latinus Vulgaris!

[@ShroomRPG]

@@universalrandomizer405 I think those people have always been rare, people have been getting offended since the beginning of time, nothing new.

[@pacho6821]

There is an old joke that was famous in the area where I live (Bergamo, Northern Italy) similar to the Montenegro farmer's one. Three man, a milanese (from Milan), a bresciano (from Brescia) and a bergamasco (from Bergamo) insult the king, which ordinate to whip them 100 times each, but with a condition: the men can have onw wish first. The milanese ask for a pillow on his back, but the pillow get cut after 50 whips. The bresciano ask then for two pillows, but after 70 whips get cut as well. So the bergamasco said: "well, bind the bresciano on my back then"

[@engelschmidl2907]

Zizek's jokes remind me of the ones my Yugo/Hungarian step dad used to tell. I'd groan at them when I was young; I still groan but laugh now I'm older.

[@ismailtaskran9740]

Can you tell one of them?

[@coreycox2345]

This reminds me of my dad's humor. It makes me wonder if he was eccentric or part of some Slavic cultural tradition? A man is traveling with his new wife leading a mule. The mule stumbles. The man says "that's once." The mule stumbles again. The man says "that's twice." The mule stumbles a third time, and the man takes out his pistol and shoots the mule. The bride complains. The man says "that's once." Many women found my dad annoying.

[@coreycox2345]

You would have probably hit it off with my dad.

[@coreycox2345]

I have always had different "types" of friends. When I was a planner, I hung out with planners a lot of the time. They had similar education and training to me, but it was wonderful because there were smart people in the room debating anyone's thinking on any topic. This made most of the plans that each of us wrote better than they would have been otherwise.It made them more bulletproof. When I think of my friends who could be classified as "right wing" or "blue collar", I think about how much fun we have because of our differences. It is useful to see things from the perspective of someone who has had a different experience. This is sometimes fine-grained and sometimes dramatic. It changes one's thinking.(I don't have a daddy issue,. I am bringing up my dad because he had a big personality. He was smart well educated (self), blue collar by birth and loved to surprise and pop the bubbles of the pompous (who come in many types).

[@solgato5186]

It's ok, I just followed through with the woman shooting the man and saying, that's enough.

[@richardkoroll6198]

Hardship always seems to give way to comedy, because it is an easier way for people to confront the truth together.

[@bryankats5409]

Same with me but he is ethnicly turkish.

[@priyadarshanpandey6532]

'ambiguity of obscenity' is now my favourite phrase

[@BasemSayej]

Palestinian Christian with a good sense of humor here

[@milominderbinder6209]

Tell a local joke.

[@mftmss7086]

@@milominderbinder6209 a guy from Ramallah and an Israeli settler are good friends. The Palestinian always make coffee for the Israeli, and the Israeli always guards his friend's shoes from being stolen while he's praying at the mosque. One day the Israeli asks "do you think there will ever be peace between our people?" The Palestinian replies "how there will ever be peace when you shit in my shoes and I piss in your coffee?"

[@w0rloko]

@@mftmss7086 incredible

[@efegokselkisioglu8218]

@@mftmss7086 I laugh

[@fabulousdolphin4221]

I still love the "did you have a good fack last night or watever?" sniff sniff

[@whoever_81]

You got to love Zizek.

[@SPACEDOUT19]

what if i'm not left wing?

[@Ivan_p24]

SPACEDOUT Love him anyways

[@pappop33]

Zizek×Peterson=chaos meets order😜

[@bensch182]

like seriously.. how do you even do notleftwing? (i am not, either. but this is just fucking brilliant!)

[@j0lel666]

@@bensch182 how? Just that some of my ideologies dont match his and i believe in free market and im not commietard

[@JackT13]

That joke about Mary and Jesus probably wouldn’t have made me laugh if any other person had told it, but because it came from Slavoj it is hilarious

[@augustopenaspalmeira471]

zizek should quit philosophy and make stand up comedy

[@bloodfalconfantastic4445]

What's the difference?

[@zoshiat4710]

why not do both?

[@TheElectrizantee]

He does both

[@bensch182]

yup, bof is besht

[@OokamiKageGinGetsu]

@@bloodfalconfantastic4445 Yes, exactly.

[@alexis3170]

Tell me a dorrty jock and I become frrend

[@Ho_veen]

I want to know where Slavoj hangs out in Ramallah

[@nanakokuroi3619]

What a terrible wound!

[@soda8028]

LFMAO

[@ilonagunszebn2674]

i dont know i kind of like it...

[@nanakokuroi3619]

Ilona Gunszebn me too )

[@Nicephore]

Protect Slavoj Zizek At All Cost

[@NessieAndrew]

The way he pronounces things makes it even more funny.

[@larietournelle7904]

tricky part

[@misterports3995]

The earthquake totally got me

[@ponyslaystation9180]

Brilliant as always

[@hoogmonster]

The title should be "10 jokes (pull t-shirt) by Slavoj Zizek (wipe nose) (dirrrrty, shexist, racist - pull t-shirt - and so on and so on)"

[@amirakhan9731]

hoogmonster absolute ideology

[@TehUltimateSnake]

Lmaoo

[@paschikshehu7988]

edit again and add scratching arm

[@XarryKlynn]

I am from Greece and the second joke show EXACTLY how Balkan people think about each other. If Balkan people where united we would now talk for a great Superpower

[@sanuku535]

8:35 And that's how true Man make friends

[@tulbanhawk]

1:46 lol as if a Montenegrin could be bothered to dig a hole

[@derxman]

the german joke was hilarious XD even as a german.

[@Dankschon]

I'm dying with this one ROFL

[@OP-oj9od]

I thought this would be ten different tellings of the Niels Bohr joke.

[@haeun6053]

I swear to god I hear that joke in every Zizek lecture. Of course I love it and so on.

[@rezkiy95]

Glad I found him, much humor, much brilliance!

[@Bruhaha9]

I can never tell if I agree with his politics, but certainly he is the least Yuppie person alive that I know of. We need more of that.

[@hamonteiro]

I love how he ends the third joke (3:45) with "how should I put it...".

[@SHrepairs]

Unexpectedly lovely.

[@h.w.8160]

Slavoj ''and so on and so on'' Žižek

[@DuchAmagi]

Best stand-up comedian

[@albertodemarchi9562]

More like sat-down

[@kzr_1613]

@@albertodemarchi9562 more like sniff down 😂

[@Pedrosdanckwardt]

I want to know where in Ramallah Zizek hangs out!

[@andrewroberts8139]

The Tiger Woods/Jesus one is similar to this: a professional violinist dies, and on entering Heaven, gets asked if he wants to join Heaven's orchestra. He says yes, and at his first rehearsal, is surprised to see God taking the conductor's podium. "God obviously has a high opinion of his own conducting", he notices, and says as much to the violinist next to him. "Who does he think he is, von Karajan?"

[@FireliqhtzItsBecauseITry]

Great one!

[@logician360]

"them raisins"

[@apothecurio]

“We can do it in a peaceful way in which they don’t even notice, all of the sudden their voices will get higher” life motto for all anarchists

[@ohiorizzler1434]

and balls are no longer there. I stand by my joke. The structure of the joke is that of the so-called intellectual, who, in scoring his small narcissistic point 'oh I dusted the balls' completely neglects the wider suffering. *sniff*

[@dougpiranha3230]

Majku..! - Sestru..!

[@yahyashaikhworld]

hahah you can not not love this guy

[@domjulien6740]

I love this guy

[@octavia88]

omg what would Zizek be without his jokes 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@IsabelHernandezGil]

octavia88 po peli cla porno

[@zatarawood3588]

a slightly less interesting marxist dinosaur trying to do intellectual cartwheels to try to stay relevant?

[@andrewpearson1903]

Zhe Shniftler

[@earthspace8666]

Stalin

[@andrewpearson1903]

@@earthspace8666 Ironically, the one thing he won't make jokes about

[@TheAlmightyAss]

"Nothing special EHH! but you are wrong." Love that sound.

[@dominicaustin6016]

Anyone else notice his pet iguana at 4:44?

[@yeshwanthtalwar8456]

Only real fans will know that the "so on and so on" in the title is personalized to Zizek

[@MrTomaszLukasz]

Watchmojo didn't do this yet? Wow

[@donaldkeith139]

Holy shiny shirt this is so true... It's like you know when you are friends with somebody when you know they are comfortable teasing you

[@jasjfl]

These jokes had me dying. Zizek needs to do the late night comedy rounds. I think him and Conan would have good chemistry and it'd be hilarious to see him make Jimmy Fallon squirm.

[@artemesaulkov2010]

Zizek deserves a better audience

[@NessieAndrew]

Zizek and Conan would be incredible

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

That first joke had me literally laughing out loud. Lmfao.

[@emilioparedesbarba4032]

Same

[@manawahinekorero9534]

Ha ha, great jokes. Thanks for uploading.

[@alirezazarrineghbal6026]

and so on and so on

[@dr.phibesinred6066]

Seeing him touching his nose a hundred times, there must be some good cocaine at work.

[@ts-wo6pp]

PURE *sniff* *sniff* COLUMBIAN IDEOLOGY

[@ts-wo6pp]

He has tourette's, but he doesn't have vocal tics.

[@aryansharma8813]

I would love to meet his friend from Ramallah.

[@zeitgeist5134]

Click on the English subtitles. It's another layer of hilarity. Gawd, I love it when the dimwitted KZbin computer gets it so wrong.

[@mnoorist8223]

The thing is he is funnier than every single liberal comedian.

[@TeaParty1776]

liberal what?!

[@kzr_1613]

+ conservative ones

[@marcodallolio9746]

​@@kzr_1613conservative humour Is making funny voices and then laughing because they are different from normal voices, and isnt anything different so stupid? We should eradicate it

[@TheManWhoCan1998]

George Carlin was pretty cool. I’d say he’s even the best.

[@spacesheep2110]

the jokes among my friends are not sexist but classist very petite bourgeoisie but thats the point. something like -whered u come from? -oh just had a check up in the hospital -was it a long wait? -nahh i closed the whole hospital for my appointment i cant deal with other people or the usual when something pisses the other person off eg. traffic id be like where did u pass i’ll buy the land development and make it for private use only

[@xboxgamerhr]

He has such an Eastern European sense of humour.

[@jorgeaparicio6512]

for whatever reason I read Zizek tells JoJokes and I thought for a moment that I was living in a perfect universe

[@marcusriste739]

Pure *sniff ideology

[@baharayana]

ŽIŽEK LEGENDA!!!!

[@techpriest8965]

River is a bit lower. Around Bosnia and Albania and everything below.

[@KosovaChelseaTBA]

JUST ACCEPT THE WHOLE BALKANS IS A SHITHOLE

[@winx123rocks]

@7:10 closed captions were "Converter" instead of "on water" oh my god, sublime

[@WasemNator]

"Two Jewsh walk into a bar"

[@danielaruthstoll3430]

Hahaha already the title of this video made me laugh ("and so on and so on")

[@theinternet1424]

Is there a way to find the full video of the lecture @ 2:00? I know he wrote what he said there in "It's the Political Economy, Stupid!" That's probably my favourite Žižek's text, but I can't find a video of the lecture or reference to it anywhere.

[@henrymcculloh9269]

dov linhos I think it's "what does it mean to be a revolutionary today"

[@theinternet1424]

Yes it is, and thank you very much, brilliant Sir! You truly deserve not to go to gulag!

[@arshyadean8274]

I really wanna meet that guy from Ramallah

[@costbart]

Any reputable pizza place with this quality of delivery would give a full refund. Pizza is still pretty good tho.

[@DerricktheWhite]

Funniest philoshopher

[@lividus4804]

Me reading the title: perfect

[@roy_for_real2674]

Just ask him what he would think of the Montenegro joke if you left the Monte out.

[@leonardopeixoto60]

roy_for_real probably fine

[@Jeiss_V]

can we just appreciate the title bc it said "and so on and so on"

[@777starlight777]

Which river, Ljubljanica?

[@HellaCalifornia]

In America we would’ve said to the fairy: “beat me half to death.”

[@khashayarr]

Where's the balls joke from?! Which lecture is it? Link?

[@jojo-lk7bc]

hi, its from ...The Perverted Dance (Cut The Balls) kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmG7YaOYeLuSqpY very illustrative indeed

[@stefantiti9486]

The title is gold

[@gbrs6280]

lmao half of them were about Jesus

[@txroshow]

9:30 That is a very cool wall

[@BLUEGENE13]

wouldn't wanna shake his right hand, jesus

[@joshzhang7041]

the greek joke at the end was actually very smart

[@albertthomas25]

And so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on...

[@rale5026]

Hahahahaha ovo je odlično.

[@sebastian-benedictflore]

That first joke had me wheezing in perpetuity.

[@ponscardinal2862]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, and so on and so on. - wtf?

[@sarmavlada]

There should be a good warhammer edit for first joke.

[@Voltanaut]

Fuck Tiger, I'm God, I can do it. Beautiful.

[@erick-manuelsanchez8071]

I've read 'Jojokes' in the picture and my hype was on the sky

[@sanuku535]

Starting strong I see.

[@zeldadinosaur]

His jokes are unironically funny

[@bara-9136]

My stupid brain read it as jojokes and i was expecting a nivmce reference

[@fabulousdolphin4221]

"the horrors of Orientalism" lmao. yes

[@Jay-oy5zs]

Well, I didn't like him before, but you've won me over.

[@21stCenturyNabokov]

Conservatives:Leftists are SJW crybabies Zizek:I beg the differ

[@Hajde_budalla]

No, he was underlining that. Because they are. Sad, unfunny, unreasonable, mor0nic and hateful crybabies and crybullies.