10 (More) Times The Babylon Bee's Prophecies Were Fulfilled

[@mamapillow8365]

"Infanto-Americans", I'm crying.

[@glemwheatley9425]

It’s all about labels with libturdiots. Everyone is a (Fill-In-the-Blank)-American except us white folks. We’re just “white.” Be sure to use lower case.

[@henrychun65]

My sister, a die hard leftist in many ways, couldnt stop making fun of the phrase. She found it hilarious.

[@tsipher]

it's all about the identity and victimhood, if you feel like a victim, you are... but if you are also a Republican, you are a problem

[@werefrogofassyria6609]

That's just like a baby.

[@Ballislife32]

So it's not ok to make fun of babies by using them as an insult but it's ok to murder them in cold blood

[@WASRGP]

There legit is an actual church that is defined as a "strip club" now so they could stay open and hold their services! The pastor even takes his jacket off to make it more legit! I absolutely love his ingenuity!

[@shadowfax9177]

End times for sure.

[@shadowfax9177]

@@wrongthinker843 exactly. The bible even states that believers will be persecuted more than ever.

[@frostyblade8842]

Haha I love that. That priest is a genius

[@matthewcoyle4131]

He slowly takes his tie off too. The man definitely has a sense of humor.

[@1BeGe]

There's a gym on the east coast that reclassified their gym as a political headquarters so they could stay open, and their "membership" just became political donations, which went to keeping the political headquarters running.

[@therealdamancy]

It's Sadtire when satire becomes reality.

[@ladiesgentswegothim]

Well crafted sir, I'm stealing

[@JamesJ.JeffriesX]

So am I good sir

[@theman4884]

If anyone ever accuses you of getting your news from Fox, say nope, The Babylon Bee, I get my news about six months prior to everyone else.

[@nickoftime5759]

Let Wikipedia know you’re not satirical, you’re prophetic. 🤣

[@bugwar5545]

Sounds about right.

[@gabrielkinzel3389]

apostolic*

[@acatwithafancyhat5782]

They should rebrand as “bringing tomorrow’s news today” at this point.

[@pastureexpectationsfarm6412]

YOU'RE prophetic! Nyah!

[@theman4884]

If anyone ever accuses you of getting your news from Fox, say nope, The Babylon Bee, I get my news about six months prior to everyone else.

[@QiaoZhi12]

January 29, 2021: "At publishing time, Mitch McConnell had held the door open for Ocasio-Cortez, prompting her to scream that she was being sexually assaulted." February 1, 2021: AOC announces that she is a survivor of sexual assault.

[@usncorpsman7966]

She brought out a blue dress with a white stain.

[@paulmcfeeters5554]

@@usncorpsman7966 wonder if her ranch ever came out?

[@sheevpalpatine4413]

Probably because a man had salt on his meal.

[@thefreshestslice4105]

Our world is beyond parody.

[@bugwar5545]

Yep. A regular 'Twilight Zone' series.

[@planktonofbikinibottom]

Only Murica, Canada, UK and a few other 1st world countries are becoming parodies. The 2nd and 3rd world countries are getting better gradually. _Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times._

[@bugwar5545]

@@planktonofbikinibottom Ya might want to try that comedy out on yer next stay in N. Korea.

[@planktonofbikinibottom]

@@bugwar5545 North Korea?? 😂 Why are you picking such an extremist country? Don't you get what I'm saying? Developing countries are getting better and better while 1st world countries are worsening because of all the identity politics.

[@bugwar5545]

@@planktonofbikinibottom Why not? 'Best Korea' is certainly a third (or fourth) world country, which meets your criteria. As for 'developing' countries getting better, the Red Chinese certainly are more dystopian as each year goes by.

[@NotBrianStelter]

I usually laugh, but half-way through I died inside seeing all this ridiculous satire come true.

[@daciandraco6462]

Whoever's laughing in the background, I want to buy that as a ringtone.

[@SkyNinja759]

His laugh is of that one good friend who understands your odd sense of humor, even when everyone else in the room is stone cold. He's a treasure for sure.

[@Val.Kyrie.]

Yes.

[@Val.Kyrie.]

@@SkyNinja759 I’m that sort of person 😂😅

[@jlyo1991]

The background laughing definitely adds to the entertainment.

[@paradisecityX0]

Like on Crowder's channel

[@wiggelpuppy5474]

Disagree, maybe an audience, but one dude up is just irritating

[@PeteHemdem]

He can't help it. I crack up to lot of this, too.

[@bigtuna1]

His name is Patrick

[@brianfederico5854]

It's good for some jokes but some times it's too mucb

[@russholly]

Seems like every one of the people being interviewed for Biden's cabinet right now are saying "if I get the position I will be glad to come to your office and speak with you about my position on that" instead of answering the simple questions being asked of them. Elect me and find out. *eye roll

[@tommylatham9868]

You can't indoctrinate people with facts. It takes nuance ... and trickery ... and lies. You have to be able to sell ketchup popsicles to women in white gloves while your eating one no matter how gross and disgusting it is.

[@russholly]

@@tommylatham9868 what an analogy! What is sad is some of the people that are being interviewed are so extremely brainwashed and/or mentally broken that they believe these falsehoods about what they are peddling. The one that keeps coming to mind is the person who is up for assistant secretary of health who very clearly is NOT healthy mentally or physically and has used their current position to kill off the elderly in the state of Pennsylvania. All while protecting their own mother from being infected. No morals and clearly broken from some abuse or pain from their own past. God help us!

[@TheHouseOfWaffles]

It sounds like either a veiled threat or an invitation for what Luis Rossmann calls a "robust" conversation behind closed doors.

[@dashcamandy2242]

This is nothing new. LOL "We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what's in it." -N. Pelosi, 2017 [regarding the Affordable Health Care Act] (NOTE: TO BE COMPLETELY FORTHCOMING, I KNOW THE FULL QUOTE INCLUDES "...away from the fog of the controversy." The controversy at the time was the obnoxious length of the bill and the lack of transparency about what was in the bill, and is in response to her being asked what was in the bill. Using the full quote with context further proves the point I was making, so anyone attempting to use the full quote as a defense is foolish.) Remember, this is the same administration promising untold levels of "transparency," the same sort of "transparency" he helped contribute to as Vice President.

[@russholly]

@@dashcamandy2242 Oh, I remember that one too. She has always been a hack. Always will be. I'm pretty sure that was back in 2010 though. Her first stint as speaker. Back then, I had awesome insurance. By 2011-12 we were paying for everything out of pocket along with the weekly deduction for the insurance we were forced to keep, even though it covered barely anything. It was like going from a BMW to a broken down Hyundai and having to pay double the cost of the BMW while still paying to fix it constantly.

[@hioman]

That second one though, they agree that calling Pelosi a baby is insulting to babies

[@DoubleplusUngoodthinkful]

Must be so frustrating when you do satire and then it actually happens that day or the next. Shows how quickly we are falling into the abyss.

[@kylekraus6722]

This is honestly my problem with Republican satire. They’re trying really hard right now, but just last year they were shamelessly just posting actual articles.

[@gregorytremain4086]

@@kylekraus6722 is hunter Biden’s laptop still “Russian disinformation”?

[@justinmccurdy9319]

This is why I usually can't tell the difference between satire and actual news anymore. Reality is too surreal and insane these days.

[@seameology]

Right? Every time I read a headline, I have to look who wrote it.

[@TheBelieveit1]

Babylon Bee is probably the most accurate news site at this point if their satire can become reality so quickly.

[@bradhowlett1]

JP's Lies You Can Trust is on point, too.

[@noyb154]

Infanto-Americans! LOL! That's brilliant!

[@ashtonkelly886]

Isn’t a baby insult killing them before having chance of living

[@xaius4348]

When you have the spiritual gift of prophecy but you just use it for satire news articles.

[@Adam_A_Christian]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[@markjoseph5733]

I've had an insurrection for the last 6 hours. Is it time to go to the doctor?

[@bugwar5545]

Depends. Is she tired yet?

[@PeteHemdem]

Did Chucky Shumer incite it?

[@Gekokujo76]

You are either inciting it too much or not enough.

[@markjoseph5733]

@@PeteHemdem it was either Pelosi, Waters, or Lightfoot. I have a thing for the walking dead.

[@drewsillachong9403]

yes

[@wtf_usa5597]

It's incredible that 3 or 4 years ago all of these things would have seemed impossible. Shows you how far we've fallen. 😪

[@jeffwalther3935]

The "baby" insult refers to 1) infantile imbecility; and/or 2) intractable unreasonableness. Both are ALWAYS maximally-frustrating to deal with at any age, thus the frustration/anger response.

[@user-microburst]

We live in a Monthy Python sketch

[@07laines07]

Very sadly true

[@mikepalmer1971]

LOL i have been saying this for a while now LOL. I am glad someone else see this.

[@sandrahermit3598]

"Come see the violence inherent in the system. Help! help! I'm being repressed."

[@mr_indie_fan]

Monty*

[@mr_indie_fan]

Funny you say that, im buying the dvd copy of the movie soon!

[@clarissa8477]

Somebody did make a website where you could look up anyone that donated to Trump on a map. The main page of the site called Trump a racist and stuff. People freaked out so they changed it so that it showed who donated to all of the candidates instead.

[@rosshaskell7967]

They are a slippery bunch, now they can know where their safe houses will be, too. I hope someone on the side of light, gets a copy to share out. If the dark forces know the best direction to move, we have to know that too.

[@wmason1961]

I would have no problem with that. It would make the leftists in my neighborhood stick out like a sore thumb. It would backfire gloriously.

[@mikeg3439]

Year ago I made a joke that churches will receive demands they say awomen instead of amen. So... I've stopped laughing at satire and now wonder how much of it is just predictive. Also today you have to check the byline to see if something is satire or not. Because until you see the byline, you aren't sure. That didn't used to be the case.

[@harrisonwilliams1479]

I still think my favorite prophecy was CNN Criticizes Israel, Arab Leaders For Shaking Hands In The Middle Of A Pandemic. That was fulfilled hours after the article dropped

[@GuiltyPleasures]

The "B Crowd" just feels like a missed opportunity when it could have been "The Bee Team" (but only if you were all in appropriate costumes to really drive home the joke)

[@Kyle-xt8ip]

Anyone with an infant can fully understand why calling someone an infant is an insult.

[@DEichenberg]

As an ACTUAL infanto-american, I deserve to be fed, clothed, taken care of at NO charge to me.

[@young.angry.devildawg]

you goddamn infanto-americans and your socialism.

[@07laines07]

You better call your momma; the rest of us are tapped out.

[@thegrim418]

Unfortunately for you that means people can kill you without consequence as long as they won't have to be inconvenienced by you.

[@Omegaej1]

Breaking news, "president" biden now supports 'extremely late abortion' says " hunter has to go"

[@karmadog4565]

I’ve been saying that for years. If a mother can abort their child in the womb because the child is inconvenient, why can’t they abort their child anytime out of the womb when they become inconvenient?

[@mr_indie_fan]

@@karmadog4565 *chuckles* im in danger!

[@freewheeler8924]

Here's one thing you failed to predict: "Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei reportedly issued a fatwa to deal with a rising threat against the stability and morality of the Islamic Republic: all cartoon and animated women must wear hijabs." I guess they'll fix Betty Boop first, and work forward until they get to Spider-woman.

[@rosshaskell7967]

These men would have made Freud have nightmares. Not only totally owning their women, if they see skin on a western woman, she is asking for it. Feminists won't say Jack Shyte about them, and will tear you apart if you even mention the fact. Liberalism has destroyed so many brains, or worse it is like a sponge for gathering the slowcoaches.

[@MrCrashDavi]

+

[@masonhunter855]

Yeah feminist support Sharia law kinda weird that the love Islam so much when it enourages the rape of infidels .. I say we support islam until the 19th amendment is repealed then we can start fixing our country.

[@ifyouseekay1000]

​@@masonhunter855 the feminists who support Islam just don't wanna admit that white guys are correct so they take the side of the "opposition" ( don't tell them Muhammad is described as being a white man)

[@jasonleejames_official]

Calling Journalists children is an insult to Children, children tend to be smaeter than most journalists. Which is why they take offense at people being called babies.

[@PopeLeoXIIIFanAccount]

The difference? Only kids get in trouble when they lie.

[@_Peremalfait]

Thanks for sticking up for the Infanto-American community.

[@a.elsagonzalez6824]

We need them to predict lottery numbers as satire then they'll actually be the real thing

[@FredRated1967]

There's a part of me that says "Dangit! Quit giving them ideas!"

[@1BeGe]

Like the trolls that played the media telling them the "okay" hand signal being a white supremacy thing. It's actually hard to satirize politically extreme people nowadays because they look at the satire and go "I can outdo that!"

[@DPvacuum]

Poe's law in effect.

[@madMARTYNmarsh1981]

I've actually stopped doing this, satirising things, because I worry that someone unstable will see it and think 'that's a great idea but I can do better'.

[@Zvoosh25]

The Bee: *writes a satirical article* Every news outlet: Write that down, write that down!!

[@lordofthegadflies7389]

It's a blessing that someone is pointing out the emperor's nakedness, pointing out the absurdity of the absurd and the idiocy of the idiotic, at least until some measure of sanity returns.

[@charityputnam50]

As always, the laughter in the background makes it doubly funny.

[@benrosenberg3489]

Love the guy laughing in the background

[@fidgetthecrazy]

Whoever is laughing in the background, let him know that his laughter heals my soul

[@phyrewillow6463]

When ridiculously unbelievable satire is tamer than reality...

[@christopherbeddoe406]

The problem is, normal people think this is hilarious satire. Other people see it as great ideas.

[@lowlygrinder2977]

That's why Anakin killed the younglings, to get rid of the Infanto Menace.

[@mrt8418]

Well said young lady... Wish there were more people with your level of understanding and wisdom.

[@fringemajority8805]

Especially the first 10 seasons. You nailed it, long time Simpsons fan here and that's the truth

[@zackzimmer7167]

You guys hit the nail on the head. This video aged well! 👌🏻

[@TexasLegionaryGuard]

Now their stuff is almost hard to believe they aren’t true. It’s amazing how easy things are to be called but yet people are always like “no your a conspiracy theorist”

[@sandrahermit3598]

Nope, it's Conspiracy Reality.

[@Adam_A_Christian]

Conspireality?

[@LiterallyCensoredDaily]

Realacy

[@bx22able]

So what you're saying is: America has become a joke.

[@mr_indie_fan]

Yep

[@karenkennedy6331]

You guys are 🤣funny! Laughed the whole time. The only way I am getting through this is humor, satire!

[@Christian-ki5js]

I love the laughing from their producer in the background

[@prof.g5140]

for an actual fully fulfillment of prophecy #1 I know of a synagogue who renamed themselves as a theater to continue operations. Featured: Cantorial prayers Times: 3x daily Admission: members only Audience is welcome to join in on the performance.

[@IndelibleSin317]

There was a man who used that defense, for why he left his seven children and his wife. That he was a little girl named Stephanie.

[@josephbrown9685]

Don’t hate the player, hate the game.

[@beegrabber2536]

“Stefonknee” actually

[@rosshaskell7967]

My guess would be, anything to stay out of family court. :-)

[@edgepixel8467]

Either way, would you really like to be raised by a grown man insisting he’s a little girl named Stephanie?

[@philipb7400]

Praise God and God Bless You All! 🎄

[@robrazzano2905]

Fake news is more accurate than "the news." Let that sink in

[@polymorpheus9745]

From real life: The online MMO video game, Final Fantasy XIV, includes a ride-able mount called the "Fat Chocobo", which is a large yellow chick. So, the humor is when you realize that you are mounting a fat chick for the ride of your life. Your last item with the cover of a magazine showing a heavy male reminded me of this otherwise innocuous mount.

[@leviticusprime4904]

God: the Babylon bee, I have given you the ability to see into the future. Bee: what should we do? God: go tell the world, that the evil is coming, warn them

[@leviticusprime4904]

@Back from the Deadpool but true

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Bee: So we should underestimate human stupidity? God: Yes. Bee: That's impossible. God: *Surprised Pikachu face*

[@timsdamzel]

I just started watching Babylon Bee videos (and I love them already!) and my favorite part is whoever the guy is laughing in the background!

[@MrPGC137]

You ought to do an updated version of this video, as there have no doubt been even _more_ instances in which TBB predicted the future...

[@knotsochice]

Jokes are like conspiracy theories. They sound ridiculous until they're true.

[@rosegroshek1218]

The guy laughing in the background is the only thing keeping me from crying because these came true

[@Adam_A_Christian]

Same

[@michaelquire7940]

This is how I know good will win in the end: We have the enemys playbook

[@proehm]

Seriously, you're going to need to start putting a gold border around your posts when you do straight news.

[@WarNoMoreMan]

A church did their service inside a Walmart. I saw it on utube. I wore a jock strap as a mask. Freaked people out. Men wouldnt even look at me they were so tramatized.

[@thenitelife1988]

I love how these guy hold no punches calls ever side bullshit

[@YSLRD]

It's so cool that you grew up and became strong enough to walk away from your parents' standards and feed on blasphemous garbage.

[@KurtAngle89]

Man, what an year was 2020 for BB. They nailed them all!

[@PeteHemdem]

Pollsters were correct. In a t-ball participation trophy kinda way.

[@SilverStarHeggisist]

I feel like I'm living in a episode of the twilight zone

[@Krisjohnson83]

Babylon Bee: satire, or time travelers?

[@fwMMVII]

Time travelers. Lol

[@childebrand1]

When you think of the most ridiculous story imaginable then find the same story in the real news later, it must be discouraging.

[@mweston25]

No joke, in the U.K. a “female” called Karen White. Was imprisoned in 2018 for sexual assault on numerous females and children but was legally a “woman” so was put in a female prison. Then sexually assaulted numerous prisoners.

[@maxfanin1792]

Keep paying the guy in the back hes hilarious 😂 yall funny too but the background laughing is hysterical

[@Martin.Wilson]

The rather rotund gal on the cover of Cosmopolitan has given rise to a new chain of fitness clubs....The Healthy Heifer. Workouts include eating pies, cakes, donuts, burgers, fries, Doritos and a Diet Coke.

[@wendystrong3827]

You guys are funny. Thanks for the laughs!!

[@porterwake3898]

Finally someone calls out Rudy G for never stopping making chewing noises with his mouth.

[@kol2456]

Babylon Bee: Writes an article Leftists: Write that down! Write that down!

[@CailenCambeul]

When I followed Happy Days, I was part of the Ayyyyyyy Crowd. Now I'm part of the Bee Crowd.

[@mewregaurdhissyfit7733]

It's an extremely sad state of an entire nation, when the whole country gets it's legitimate, honest news from comedians and parody sites.

[@TexelZoopraxiscope]

♥️💜🧡 Thank you for keeping the discussion going 💙💛💚

[@dillonwagers2975]

The laugh in the back is the best.

[@ProductBasement]

Nice but the last one doesn't really count because all the women's magazines and feminists more broadly (so to speak) have been saying it's beautiful and healthy for women to be obese, but no one has yet unironically said that about men

[@rosshaskell7967]

"(so to speak)" Good one. :-)

[@muslim2k]

Amazing how these 2 can keep a straight face the whole time but the crew is just losing it

[@proxyoflove]

The Devil’s Truth is a mocking irony

[@benrosenberg3489]

On a side note, yes you should re-watch the old Simpsons, I'm actually doing that now lol.

[@iem123]

I love the laughing in the background.

[@sidecardog5244]

Better than prophecy being satire.

[@JDuWayne]

Yea, “you’re looking...healthy, bud” means “you look fat”

[@PleaseNThankYou]

What about people who make it a point to always call their lovers "Baby" so they don't accidentally holler out the wrong name? That's pretty disparaging to everyone, not just babies.

[@cp1cupcake]

About the whole 'Biden will let you know his policies after the election' that happened a LOT.

[@MingoDiMedici]

The background laughing guy is gold.

[@dirtleg13]

My formula for accurately predicting the future. Look closely at the people running things. Determine what the stupidest possible decisions they can make are. Sit back and watch it all come true.

[@nd7042]

As someone who's A-Political, who wants all politics from mayors to the president to be REQUIRED to be RETIRED and NOT taking financial backers? I don't care who ya are das funny right dere. Seriously, stop paying politicians... No political paychecks, no financial backers and no lobbyists taking them to lunch or the gold club or anything. Someone needs to talk to politicians? They do it in their office with cameras and microphones picking it all up. Why? To make sure it's all acceptable.

[@frankclarke6624]

"I try to be cynical, but some days I just can't keep up!" --Lily Tomlin

[@ashley-tm1uk]

jocob rothschild wields his influence and angers jersey amusement park goers by breaking line at roller coaster

[@Brotherred1]

Honestly your Wittmer/J6th parody was arguably more true than any of those.

[@seektruth7]

I was a cessationist, but this video has persuaded me to continuationism

[@gideonmele1556]

Simpsons, South Park, and the Bee: it’s satire World: maybe… but they’re good ideas

[@frogsoda]

No joke. I was saying all last year that churches should hold services in Walmart and Home Depot.

[@hooterville1863]

It's become practically impossible to parody the left. Just ask Tatyiana McGrath.

[@cipher88101]

Infanto Americans unite. It's gonna take awhile for them to wiggle worm their way to the meeting though.

[@nevyns9285]

I swear they read your articles and say "hey! That's a good idea!".