10 Plagues - The Trackmania Map Where You Cannot Turn

[@BobBobson]

You can't air control because you have icy tires has to be the best logic in the game.

[@Flopsaurus]

This game has some alternate universe physics

[@T0NI_]

Isn't it because of the no-steer? Edit: Ah, that kind of air control. That's funny

[@Scooploop1]

Wait until you hear about wet tires 😂

[@coletheweird9879]

Wirtual pressing the steering buttons is like leaning to the left or right when watching your bowling ball go down the lane

[@cheat200]

Or like Wirtual leaning to the left or right when turning in TM

[@hariman7727]

@@cheat200 Lots of people do that in racing games. It helps. ;)

[@blockmath_2048]

the ten plagues? the ten plagues of egypt? egypt? where the pyramids are? pyramids? pyramid man?

[@evenskartvedt]

mayonnaise

[@qrangez]

mayonnaise man

[@CambrianExplosionContext]

Brain rot? Nah, mayonnaise rot

[@austinconklin4337]

Only mayonnaise

[@reevessmoak5425]

not even a reach tbh

[@vincentgrinn2665]

the difference between wr and second place is brutal

[@BenSKG]

Mapper difference

[@Uzknown]

Current WR is a 15:51 by Jnic

[@Celeste__ch.]

always has been

[@hariman7727]

*Record needle scratch.* Yeah, that's an impressive difference.

[@deus_code6340]

You also can’t turn when you slide on mayonnaise across the floor

[@m3mo-yuh]

untrue

[@goatdollarbill2357]

You have to do a mayonnaise slide, it’s like an ice slide, but on mayonnaise. Very complicated technique.

[@goblinkoma]

exactly, he is clearly practicing

[@haabyalexis]

​@@goblinkomait all adds up now

[@FliglleBiggelBottoms]

You people have to be robots or something I've never seen something drove into the ground so badly

[@cerealdude890]

I heard Deep Dip 3 will be 20 floors of no steer icy plastic.

[@cryterion7770]

I heard they're going to put mayo all over it too so he has to slide in it

[@IanMcWhirt]

Icy *wet* plastic

[@GooseGooseDuck797]

Actually it’s wood

[@cookierayyt3406]

I gagged

[@danielkanewske8473]

Wirtual: "I had a feeling that wouldn't go right." Dude, you have no steering, it doesn't go right or left!!!

[@Lampe2020]

Baddam-tss!

[@K0wp3R]

'you throw big stones and try to get it close to a small stone' yeah that's pétanque. and it's difficult as hell but damn is it one of the nicest sports ever

[@adamkoenig7748]

We call it bocce ball in the Midwest United States

[@xman9354]

Harrier dubois calls it shot put

[@CiruPlays]

yeah it's actually bocce

[@TJohnsONLY]

Bocce Ball is what I’ve called it my whole life

[@K0wp3R]

@@TJohnsONLY they're actually the same sport except with slightly different size of balls and a different field. Bocce is the Italian one, pétanque is the french one

[@LethalPigeon7]

"Pétanque is a sport that falls into the category of boules sports (along with raffa, bocce, boule lyonnaise, lawn bowls, and crown green bowling)." I was so confused where this "boule" word came from and while wirt is a little confused it is a thing apparently

[@MickasLOL]

Boule Lyonnaise? I bet Wirtual would be better at Slide Mayonnaise.

[@toastyxboops]

i see your de pfp, did you shotput the boule or actually play?

[@Squizz11222]

Wirtual: I have not been to Africa Me: YOU HAVE NEVER VISITED THE PYRAMIDS?!

[@Leo-ft2od]

4:50 the fact that he calls it « boule » as a French is priceless

[@benjamindiepeveen7008]

jeu de boule reference

[@florianfries5667]

As someone that has played Boule for almost 20 years... that made me very happy

[@shadbharucha3105]

LA PETANQUE

[@qwertergd5483]

@@shadbharucha3105 MAIS EN EFFET, CA S'APELLE LA PÉTANQUE 5:06 AND NOT PETANK

[@tristanator9125]

4:48 petanque and bocce are very similar, but very different at the same time. In France, and especially in Brittany, we have the Breton puck or Breton shuffleboard, which has the same rules as petanque but on a board and with pucks lol. you should try it !

[@OogaboogaVR1]

0:30 him when he slides on mayonnaise

[@sanraku888]

In Australia we have Lawn Bowls which is essentially the same game. There are entire clubs built around it and the beers are cheap. Can make for a fun day out.

[@freescape08]

21:35 You made that look easy! As soon as I saw you backing down the hill and lining up, I knew you had it, but it was still awesome to see.

[@MrBasilDuke]

ayo we got real jazz in a WirtualTV vid before GTA 6

[@collinbeal]

I was gonna say... JAZZ? AND NOT WHEN "_ GOT THIS RUN"? Gods be praised. As an American, I need JazzWirtual

[@ConReese]

​@collinbeal Jizzrtual if you will

[@collinbeal]

@@ConReese That wouldn't work, as he's never watched Star Wars (Jizz is a canon genre of music in Star Wars)

[@SeanJones-k9l]

2:05 bro is just writing the "mayonnaise man" jokes for us at this point😂😂

[@Twisol]

I appreciate this Kirby Air Ride BGM so much right now, you have no idea

[@user-OfficialMiles4602]

Yay mayonnaise man upload

[@williamaiken3814]

Mayonnaise

[@dandalfthewizard2220]

We call that game Bocce Ball here in the states. love it!

[@neon_05]

about the pressing the steering buttons with no-steer on: I believe pressing buttons (accelerate, brake or directions) does affect the car state slightly regardless of the effects applied. Not enough to meaningfully change the trajectory but enough to change the outcome of some ambiguous situations (hitting a plastic corner for example, you can slightly change the bouncing angle or how fast the car spins). use this cursed trackmania knowledge wisely

[@BittenToe]

The music selection for this vid was peak, good job to the editor

[@feasible]

No steer is my favourite effect in the game. I've been considering making a no steer trial for ages, I'm glad someone else did.

[@stockluke]

8:15 yo, saxophone chill

[@Turtle4everblox]

Me getting excited to watch a wirtual vid just to realise I watched this stream live 😢

[@fishHater]

There’s enough aussies with poor sleep schedules that you can never discuss our existence without at least one of us hearing. We’re like the cia

[@jack_2612]

I'll comment now since the video was uploaded recently. I'd like the chat to explain me what's the context of the mayonnaise meme. I've been following Wirtual for a while, but not consistently enough to know. I'd love to, though.

[@MesaCoast]

it's mayonnaise

[@AfonsodelCB]

it's pretty self explanatory, chat wants him to slide on mayo. no need to look for greater meaning in the hive mind. can't help on the exact stream origin of it

[@SinclairWest]

Unfortunately there really isn't a lot of context to it 😂 the people in here just randomly made that comment once for no particular reason (as a donation if i remeber correct) and everyone just agreed that he should indeed slide around in mayonnais. And as he picked up that topic instead of ignoring it, since then everyone just keeps on going with it xD

[@jack_2612]

@@SinclairWest thank you for the backstory, albeit small it's still something ahahah. I tought it might have been related to one of his questionable food takes, but it's even funnier if it's totally random

[@TitanMichael]

A Twitch viewer started sending donations with poems about Wirtual sliding around in mayonnaise. The rest of the hive-mind agreed and we all realized what we have been missing in our lives: Wirtual sliding around covered in mayonnaise.

[@The_Soul_King]

4:52 It's also veeeeeery popular in southern France, we call it "La Pétanque" and it's like the most popular sport around Marseille

[@MagnaTurban]

that second to last checkpoint was EXTREMELY impressive

[@karelpgbr]

Really elegant little trial map, I like this!

[@FA7VTOM]

>" 'SnackBuyer23': Why are you putting yourself through this?" >MadTr4in: "Am I a joke to you...?"

[@andrewvanced9275]

This music is too exciting. How am I supposed to sleep to this?

[@Jerichoswa11]

The your mom joke was pure poetry. The man isn't looking for stolen money. Keep being decent and cool!

[@Tyler-iw7ve]

4:50 in America we call it bocce (bot-chee)

[@Zel-Veraan]

I JUST learned about Boule last night so hearing it mentioned again so soon made me smile.

[@CookieMonstaHG]

7:16 "An-tard-ica" isn't real but ANTARCTICA is.

[@ChOmPa98]

More of these outside the box trials please, absolutely delightful to watch❤

[@maclman38]

Gliding into checkpoints like a man covered in mayonnaise

[@leopardo2574]

In France the game with big stones that you throw close to a small one is named : Pétanque (very popular in the south of France)

[@whalecoin4121]

As an Australian, I can confirm we do not exist

[@timjennings8152]

From Australia YOU TAKE THAT BACK :P

[@asf130thecompany7]

Well this was fun to see :D

[@Reav.]

4:48 called petanca in Spain, such classic game here

[@Moasseman]

Petanki in Finnish, played a whole lot of that at summer cottage

[@Reav.]

@@Moasseman always funny to see similarities in words of languages that you wouldnt expect jaja

[@ghislainbugnicourt3709]

I'm starting to believe you can travel through the world and find a variation of the word "pétanque" anywhere, at least regionally (even Cambodia but it makes sense as it was in the French sphere of influence). Yet it was only invented about 120 years ago as a contraction for "pieds tanqués" or feet tanked if that makes sense, as in feet restricted to a zone. So many other games are similar and existed before but seeing that this one spread so much is fascinating.

[@Reav.]

@@ghislainbugnicourt3709 thats really interesting, cool to know!

[@Hilariumosis]

This track has the spirit of "I know what I have to do, I just don't know if I have the strength to do it" 🤣

[@nicholasbennett2709]

The Kirby Air Ride soundtrack is so good for this map!

[@MNBlackNBlue]

18:12 They may not have oil but Sweden has some decent øl, that's why 😂

[@sumongus]

Video starts at 0:13

[@meh3681]

who me?

[@Tutel_lover]

Thanks, thought the intro would never end

[@arts3802]

Madeira is such a beautiful island, been there a handful of times and I love it

[@PeerlessChad]

Hey man, just wanted to let you know I had probably the worst day of my life today and then I hopped on yt and this made my day that little bit better. Thank you.

[@uzundeprem5743]

one of the more fun maps ive seen on this game

[@demian04_rta]

wirt and jazz isnt something i thought i needed

[@DubStorm]

This was so nice to watch!

[@xardnaslp3171]

1:25 "ooh, it's like 1 speed off" how the hell can he tell

[@Hopeman__TM]

5:00 we call this game "Bocha" (spoken like Botcha with a silent t)

[@kaloncpu57]

15:31 My brain heard "Checkpoint Si-" and thought he was about to sing DGR's "Checkpoint City"

[@evilmonkeylord9063]

Nice

[@GregJonson]

"I'm gonna spend ten minutes per track" (World record for the first track being almost half an hour)

[@branemba]

@wirtualtv the game u are saying is Petanca. Is from Spain and It's a really old game. In the past a lot of people played it but right now is a culture game and only old people plays it.

[@mr13776]

4:49 it's called petanque, it's a french game where you throw 3 steel balls one after theother to get them the closest possible to a "cochonnet" to get points when every ball has been thrown shit i didnt wait for him to say it, sorry

[@hatac]

I have a friend who works an Antarctic base all winter, emergency radio and power. He earns enough to slack off for the next two years! Ex-army mate.

[@icedo1013]

I commented about the bool/Bocce ball similarities, but you answered my question in the next few seconds. I deleted the comment, so I figure I owe you a new one. I've never played Trackmania (although I certainly would in the right circumstances) and I don't really yearn for Trackmania content, but I never have trouble watching your videos. Cheers and thanks man . Btw, as far as the Scandinavian Scuffle is concerned, this American says Sweden #1 every day and twice on Sundays qB)

[@arieltm4925]

Turning while nosteer is the equivalent of holding accel on a freewheel lmao

[@Corsaka]

watching wirtual play ice is so frustrating lmao

[@SushiElemental]

I saw several turns here, but we'll let it slide

[@adolphin9348]

My bro learned to play Bocce, incoming bocciofilo in the making

[@NotSkander]

boulle/boce is my european childhood game with grandparents

[@francoisthomas4930]

4:50 we call it pétanque in France :)

[@maniac9014]

I know Wirtual lives in Sweden and Im sure his editor also lives in Europe, but somehow the curling clip they used at the beginning is from a place in Decatur, AL, USA. About an hour from me lmao.

[@yesnt7356]

9:08 so true, nothing ever happens

[@Faustin-ju5dx]

4:50 PETANQUE MENTIONED

[@dark13334]

wirtual the mayo man

[@samiraperi467]

18:24 Irregardless is not an actual word.

[@GustyWizard]

Why's it in the mirriam webster dictionary then huh

[@derricktalbot8846]

Fun fact? "Irregardless is not an actual word." is the most often used phrase including irregardless. So at this point.... every single denial only makes the case stronger for its inclusion in the dictionary, despite the definition continueing to mean 'regardless'

[@nkm6789]

cool concept

[@CallMeMONGOOSE]

_the sound he makes at __2:52_ 😂

[@bebble985]

I like how he just misses the most important technique. He’s not sliding In mayonnaise.

[@mitchhayashi]

"Australia doesn't exist, we can only argue that when they're asleep" JOKES ON YOU WIRTUAL I'M NOCTURNAL BASICALLY SO 😡

[@OogaboogaVR1]

Sliding in mustard would be cooler

[@taylorolson6228]

a clean hunted run of this map would be so satisfying. someone get micka

[@johnsmith-jq1uc]

Mayo slide now

[@sel4hx]

Pressing forward while engine off does actually make you faster

[@jacobpage8028]

8:22 pretty sure it did go right.

[@kringhetto]

All the Antarctic researchers and Scentists just got Thanos snapped 😂

[@TCsnipzz]

Why did the tinfoil hat clip kill me 😂🤣🤣

[@Huppihuppi12]

Boul is so fun, ngl. We play it every midsummer as a "femkamp" 😊

[@flakkes2437]

6:15 are you forgetting the backwards map? we were right, just drive forward

[@ImMimicute]

Does that include the checkpoint he's on? With how he's moving it seems like he'd just fall back down the ramp but I don't play so I wouldn't know Actually looking at it again theres a gap in the middle too so even if he did make it over the ramp he'd still fall if he's in the centre

[@uplay8796]

wasnt this already uploaded or is this an old vod i probably watched

[@Calorinho]

I think the audio/music track wasnt seperated. The video at times has multiple songs at once

[@trish2764]

As a curling player, we are very pleased

[@Jeb11111]

The 2nd Book of Moses. Pharaoh should have listened after the first few plagues. Such an interesting book of the Bible.

[@Poverral]

Waddup Daaaveee :D Nice map you built there 😆

[@AugustAggle]

Bro’s explaining pétanque but little does he know it’s a national sport in France especially in the south

[@kkuchem]

He's dissing Antarctica when the only two places he has ever lived were Sweden and Norway

[@Bunnywithantlers]

i used to play boccia in like tournaments in my primary school 😭 id usually win aswell

[@WilliamANGUS-pr1ep]

Hi wirtual when u play trackmaia do you use a full keyboard of a 60% keyboard? Love your videos

[@puncherinokripperino2500]

such an innocent soul, his keyboard was in the centre of 34% controvercy, i think it was full iirc

[@user-es6wn6pz3e]

Non-players be like: nose tear ice trial

[@puncherinokripperino2500]

poor nose

[@JoeStinker-ip9mr]

So this was an excuse to make me watch a 22min curling video worth it

[@zombielynx21]

Petanque stream when???? My friends Rene and Gaston would probably tune in.

[@DragonFruitYTUK]

I call that ball games “bowls”

[@Gravity-Free]

We call it Bochhee Ball here!

[@RoBadgerBlox3322]

You like bowls, nice.

[@patrickcoyne8557]

it is october when this video was upload to YT... did you make that kacky??