10 PRODUCTS THAT ARE ONLY FOR ALPHA MALES!

[@CaptChrispy]

Woods driving home with a spear in his car- Officer: "Do you have any weapons in the car?" Woods: "Define 'weapon'."

[@thedarkreaper5345]

This is amazing

[@thescratchychannel]

Invalid Prompt.

[@kurtownsj00]

"Yeah, these two guns are on display" (points at self in tanktop)

[@Shiba-news36]

@@thescratchychannel d3b reference lol 😂

[@annadregne6141]

Matt: “Oh my gosh that would so kill you.” Woods: “Good” All viewers: *concern for woods increased*

[@jamesevans3028]

Is he ok???

[@chunkyjelly2575]

Everybody else I'mma get a gun to protect me Woods:this is sparta

[@jaydenhalpain8580]

Woods: I do feel everyone is looking at me. Everyone else: That is because millions of people are currently looking at you.

[@TheVixenn96]

Woods simultaneously brings everything and nothing to this show and I love that

[@allyssadanieli5951]

Personalized beer is the most frat boy wedding thing ever... my cousin would totally do that lol

[@NAHINNN6]

Matt: "that would so kill you" Woods: "good" Woods baby no

[@_eden318_]

TiMe StAMp Edit- nvm found it- 16:02

[@benward1402]

@@_eden318_ the bit about the spear I think. Cba to find the time

[@mishyxD863]

Am I the only one who thinks Woods actually kinda pulls off those tank tops?

[@jameshamaker9321]

I noticed that too.

[@david2.065]

I can already see the fanfic cogwheels turning in some of the viewers

[@mishyxD863]

@@david2.065 oh boy...

[@BOOST_sounds]

yes

[@jaydenhalpain8580]

Tanner: Whoever eats this has problems. Also Tanner: Currently eating the cereal.

[@Dargonhuman]

To be fair, Tanner has never denied having problems...

[@jaydenhalpain8580]

@@Dargonhuman you are not wrong.

[@ahsangamer2745]

LMAO 🤣🤣

[@ayabongakhumalo1967]

I have never been more excited then when I heard that Tanner plays dnd

[@pixelbird8327]

dnd? What does that stand for?

[@ayabongakhumalo1967]

@@pixelbird8327 dungeons and dragons

[@pixelbird8327]

@@ayabongakhumalo1967 ohh thanks man

[@buddy_oakes]

I thought the same thing XD he’s now even more my favorite

[@dimonddefender567]

Now I want him to do a dnd series

[@kaydenharmon3181]

I loved this episode with Mac, Tyler, and Wyatt😅

[@hammerschmidt9152]

Makes sense

[@wyattpence1179]

I am Wyatt

[@yoranger8349]

@@wyattpence1179 such an alpha name haha

[@dracoargentum9783]

Damn it, Woods always buys the stuff I want: A while back he bought a sword, no he's buying spears. Next he'll probably buy a shield.

[@AsAboveISoBelow]

He's gotta defend his home.

[@kimberlylaber9127]

U all need to do a "things Karen's would buy" video!!

[@pixelbird8327]

*gasp* yessssssssssssss

[@graal9589]

Yessss

[@jessicagemma1234]

Yesesesesesesesesesesesesesesesese

[@41tinman41]

A "Live Love Laugh" poster, decorative sticker, or wooden thing.

[@JacksBracket]

@@41tinman41 Exactly

[@Remnant236]

3:55 matt sends the undercover cop another drop 🤣

[@LuckyStone888]

Matt: "How are you going to take it home?" Woods: "On my motorcycle." If you watched Woods vlogs you would be laughing.

[@loadingjumpscare]

I looked away for a second when you had 3 lights now you have 9 that was magic

[@loadingjumpscare]

Make it 11 ;-;

[@LuckyStone888]

@@loadingjumpscare now if the TERRIBLE videos i made got this many likes. Probably need to stop making terrible videos. Nah, gotta go with my strength

[@HashirEasa]

what even is going on

[@wafflelife6028]

“You could play a speech from Stalin” -Tanner

[@shalolly4310]

That surprised me. Stalin was horrible.

[@wafflelife6028]

@@shalolly4310 tanner communist?

[@Joseph_Stalin5]

@@shalolly4310 no he isnt.

[@Phoenix_Totems]

@@wafflelife6028 Stalin is a meme

[@Kenjiiscool]

@@shalolly4310 dude, they make jokes in their videos.

[@summergirlinparis]

So seriously when did Matt get a doggo

[@alexnick8383]

Same thoughtsssss

[@C_Liaxx]

who cares when he got it, its a doggo its cute lol

[@cottoncandy2591]

I want to know what kind of doggo it is

[@rachelma4714]

@@cottoncandy2591 possibly a greyhound?

[@sheriodom851]

@@C_Liaxx I want know it’s name

[@ArunothaiJ]

6:17 sees Tanners WHITE shoulders…. Instantly thinks to spongebob movie meme “BALD BALD BALD, MY EYES!”

[@ThatZebruhGuy]

Matthias is actually a pretty good actor lol. I loved when he walked in with the suit case and he didn't break character lol.

[@getbruhhed6537]

The title caught me WAAY off guard lol

[@Blssd18]

I didn’t even see the male in the title till i saw this comment🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@Chronically_JK]

“Alright lil dude welcome to uncle chads crib, mini fridges over there help yourself I’m just gonna go pop a few games of fortnite and when I’m done I’ll show you how to shotgun a redbull” Riley: otay

[@JustMe_360]

The three of them in tanks was just the best idk why 😂😂 And Jax is adorable

[@Random-Anonymous]

The fact that Woods was so happy to get his spear is both hilarious and mildly concerning…

[@Edits_R_Us]

Tanner: you robbed the wrong village Start crying because of all the GG memories

[@jaynjenskids2665]

"Take it to dnd?" -matt HMMMMM i may or may nit be playing dnd in a min lol

[@sophianecci566]

In the beginning Matt looks like he is where’s wally in jail 😂

[@bass.beats.basics]

you means wheres waldo?

[@sophianecci566]

@@bass.beats.basics .-. Wut

[@yourstruly4664]

I think that you probably don't live in the U.S. just based off that comment, basically its just the same thing

[@bass.beats.basics]

@@yourstruly4664 yeah

[@sophianecci566]

@@yourstruly4664 ohhh ok thanks lol I’m live in the uk 😂

[@xility5035]

Why does it look like Matt isnt a dad, but Tanner does?😂

[@drewtoust]

Matt's dog just be chilling

[@tollish]

Burglar: *breaks in* Woods: *runs in with spear* "YOU DUN GOOFED B****" Burglar: *cries* Also side note: companies cannot sharpen things before shipment. It's illegal. You have to sharpen it yourself.

[@shadowxxe]

Its not illegal sharp tools are allowed to be shipped you just need to declare it and have special permission. why do you think you can buy knives on amazon and ebay

[@brineydogg]

@@shadowxxe u can buy knifes on amazon

[@robertoandrade5692]

Lol

[@brianorozco1074]

A spear with a DIY spearhead

[@trans_boy_kole7640]

My hairdressing scissors arrived so sharp I cut my damn hand opening the packet they were in. 9 damn stitches

[@mallorylindberg8601]

Why have I not seen any comments about Matt knowing what a woman’s tank feels like? Have I just missed something

[@littleminimonkey6195]

He married with two kids, what u expect. Clothes belong to both people in a relationship.🤷🏻‍♀️

[@lullsbaby9321]

Mac: Can you get arresed for that? Tyler: Nooo, what are they gonna do, arrest you?

[@babbajee2679]

Can we just all appreciate that never EVER IN OUR LIVES! THAT WE HAVE SEEN A CHANNEL LIKE DOPE OR NOPE

[@Hgh38]

This channel downgraded a lot

[@asad.saad.0]

@@Hgh38 I agree. I remember it like yesterday when the channel was called Matthias and he actually used to uploaded quality videos that, unlike now, were not bombarded with ads. I was there since 200k

[@AssSensei]

@@asad.saad.0 Don't want ads? Go to the end of the video then press the replay button. Gets rid of the ads 😉

[@asad.saad.0]

@@AssSensei that doesn't get rid of the ads, they all play at once I think, and anyways I don't get ads because I use something called KZbin Vanced which is only available through downloading an online APK and it has an option to disable ads. Many people don't have it and have to suffer watching ads. Regardless the quality of his videos has gone down significantly. Have a great day 😙.

[@asad.saad.0]

@@AssSensei nvm, it does work but anyways the quality of the videos is down

[@jeoq]

Imagine this video was a prank and they just bought Woods’ house 😂

[@NAT_B420]

Woods sounds like that one Stoned guy in a slasher movie

[@sexy.lil.grandma]

accurate

[@jenniferrussell1524]

Perfect timing on the Applebee's ad right after the "that's Vee" remark.

[@tabithaspence4125]

I stand by Woods' decision and reasoning for the way he made his cheese cracker combo

[@cottoncandy2591]

Yeah I always do that, mainly because crackers make a mess and turn into powder when you bite into them, when you put the cracker in the middle it doesn't make a mess

[@mura_saki]

@@cottoncandy2591 wouldn't it crumble anyway though? Woods made it like that because he prefers getting more of the meat at the bottom bite :v

[@fs7671]

Matt: Did you bring the drop? Me: Wrong channel Matt

[@mura_saki]

He's tryna get his acting un-rusty lmao

[@dracoargentum9783]

Tanner being confused, Woods getting flashbacks...

[@Cross_84]

Woods looks so happy with that spear

[@jaydenhalpain8580]

Matt: What is your snack of the day woods? Woods: Has a whole paragraph on what his snack is and like the back story of how his snack come to be.

[@mura_saki]

Came to be*

[@jaydenhalpain8580]

@@mura_saki I did not know what else to put!

[@juliethepburn5351]

i feel like woods is getting more into the groove of things each video he seems to be more and more like part of the group the first couple videos with him i feel like he didn’t talk much and was just there but now he’s really in it.👍🏼

[@kendrrawr]

I just want a whole video for Matt's dog so we get all the dog content

[@FflawedMetalhead]

Woods knows what's up! Cracker between the salami and cheese is a totally different experience - It also changes depending on if you go cheese-up or cheese-down.

[@erinfizer6262]

Taner driving home with the gun cane in his car officer:Do you have any weapons in your car, Taner describe weapons

[@Wild-Sider]

The gun cain looks like what The Joker used in the Batman movie from the 80s

[@WFoxPlays]

Yo guys I just joined as a member but I have been a subscriber for quite a long time! Thank you for making these videos for us guys and I personally love watching your videos.

[@mackenziemclean4833]

I love watching you guys, you make my day sooo much better. I have also been binge-watching all your videos.

[@_Miana_]

Plot twist: that beer briefcase is what Scott was carrying

[@GusJustGus1]

Those cross fade close ups have a very “Tim & Eric” feel

[@spacedout1515]

I fist saw that thumbnail and I though the 863 series had started again. Can't wait for the 863 series to start again

[@brianorozco1074]

June 30 if I remember correctly

[@ForeignBrick]

Mac, Wyatt and Tyler is actually the best alternate names for them😂

[@brianorozco1074]

I feel like it really fits them

[@ForeignBrick]

@@brianorozco1074 soooo truuee

[@Lolalipps]

3:46 Didn’t know we were on the 863 channel lol.

[@shea3954]

“I’m gonna turn into a kitty.” - Tanner 2021 21:18

[@santhony1978]

Um, dude, 2020? We're half way in to 2021.

[@philliplee8641]

@@santhony1978 😂

[@david2.065]

This video is exactly the level of meme that made this channel good in the first place. Love it!

[@charitysalgado4026]

Woods reaction to tanners burp is me with my two siblings 🥲🥲

[@zarbinks192]

Woods getting excited for a spear is so gold

[@gjmorley_pokemon3053]

nobody: Tanner the entire video: Th1s I5 So0 A1pHa Ma1e

[@jaimesmith5625]

seriously love this episode. Yall should have more like these.

[@aqsatabassum8636]

Ayayayay finally u guys uploaded I have been waiting all week impatiently

[@janinevanderberg1464]

I love how the first ad for this alpha male video was for pads XD

[@chancelost]

Tanner, what is your character in dnd? You guys should do a dope or nope for dnd related products!

[@brennansmo]

At time stamp 4.20 tanner just sniffs one of the beer bottles

[@lilithluna458]

Woods covering himself up with a cushion when he feels uncomfortable is something I do 😂😂

[@macmarcellus2432]

Tanner: “we need to come up with our alpha names, Matt you’re gonna be Mac!” Me: “I AM ALPHA 😂”

[@sonyakats28]

hey Jacks:) that is one handsome dog, and he sure suits Matt well:)

[@SolarGuardian202]

Jax just biting the table 😂

[@that1guy947]

Do 10 products to prepare you for summer, I know there was a similar video but now theres corona less products and its corona so yeah.

[@SmoeKeyz]

“How can i lagger i barely know her”😂😂💀

[@Averyk31498]

The Younger brothers that were in Jesse James’ gang are in my family. We have pictures of them in our family history book, my great grandpa before he passed last year knew a lot about them.

[@Codename-Hades]

I'm legitimately related by blood to Belle Starr 🙂

[@DjHazardous]

*Finally another Dope or nope video been patiently waiting for this.*

[@galaxythefox]

Matt has to start a dog channel now with his dog. I have to see him do fun stuff with Jax.

[@TheChellybean85]

Dude! Ok I just had to say goodbye to my childhood home of 30 years just a week ago! I was super emotional about it as well lol. It's just so weird that I'll never go to that house again and since I live an hr away I have no reason anymore to even go through that area.

[@justanotakuandasinglemom5355]

Okay?

[@rockinraphael]

Catching a burglar and harming him with a spear is one of the most alpha male things you can do

[@b.sizzle]

woods is so happy about his spear🥺 it’s so heartwarming

[@srikantaojha]

love from dope or nope team ❤❤❤

[@papermacheman2210]

I haven't watched these guys in years, good to know they're still great

[@evat1469]

For the next video y’all should do the most unsatisfying thing we could find

[@jojojolissa8334]

“How could I lag-er if I hardly know her “ one of the funniest things he’s said

[@zachking4856]

It’s hard to believe that these people out of everyone is making a video about masculinity

[@LiliTheNerd]

Their doing it as a joke

[@zachking4856]

@@LiliTheNerd I know they just act very weird and I thought it was funny to point out how ironic it was

[@LiliTheNerd]

@@zachking4856 Ok I did not know

[@justanotakuandasinglemom5355]

True!! They're all soft bois. Spoiled brats more than men.

[@justanotakuandasinglemom5355]

@@LiliTheNerd They're***

[@xxVoid_Wolfxx]

i really like how happy Woods become about the spear :D

[@operationchimera-lion7898]

Next video: Top 10 products Russians would definitely use

[@brianorozco1074]

First product: Bear Second product: Vodka Third product: The people’s pistol Fourth product: Potatoes Fifth product: AK-47s

[@operationchimera-lion7898]

@@brianorozco1074 the people’s pistol

[@BobMonkeypimp]

@@brianorozco1074 You forgot potatoes and AK-47s.

[@ahsangamer2745]

@@brianorozco1074 LMAO 🤣🤣

[@tiawilcox2077]

why did i laugh so much when matt realised the dog was eating the table 😂 im that sad i find matt realising the dog was eating a table funny

[@bradybullard5681]

The one video where woods could’ve actually just gotten tools smh

[@lyssar28]

Mac, Tyler, and Wyatt are the most jock names ever...I died😂😂😂 Hi Jax!!!

[@nintendope8837]

The mac wyatt and Tyler show

[@selo9307]

3:47 Matt: do you have the drop? Woods: *gets 863 flashbacks*

[@brianorozco1074]

SAME

[@nearby31]

True his face that he had

[@kenzieedwards4706]

the fact that while y’all were talking about a clipboard i said “ search megaphone “ lmfaooo

[@boyaman1]

You should do an entire episode on 3D printed products!! 😎

[@jspillanestt]

I literally have a CALENDAR till Matt’s season 2 🤍🤍🤍🤎🤎🤎

[@brianorozco1074]

If I remember correctly, Season 2 will begin on June 30

[@ratedshots45]

Do a video "10 things from a random word generator"

[@whosstal]

As a descendent of Jesse James, I approve of that cane

[@keitatakahashi5351]

It would be funny to go to those shifty 20 products for "x" blogs and attempt to find equivalent products on wish And see who gets the closest for the lowest budget

[@population6916]

Nobody:... Nobody at all:... Woods simps when he puts on the tank top:😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍😍🥰😍😲🤤

[@Znieexe]

"Shut up Tyler" - Mac 2021

[@djdowning1990]

Woods, your not alone. I too eat those snack trays in the same way. When the cracker is in the middle its less likely to crumble all over the place.

[@meowsforlife2179]

Are you still responding within the first 30 mins like the old days? Also still happy to see how far this channel has come over the years

[@lesliefriddle8185]

I miss the old days! Especially Suga Brown Micheal

[@englishatheart]

@@lesliefriddle8185 You know Michael wasn't around in the "good ol' days," right?

[@justanotakuandasinglemom5355]

Yes, they went from silly guys, beginning a company. And now they're rich assholes with egos the size of Texas.

[@justanotakuandasinglemom5355]

@@lesliefriddle8185 Agreed. Michael**

[@justanotakuandasinglemom5355]

@@lesliefriddle8185 I miss Gunner most.

[@Buffy5280]

Haven’t even watched yet but liked immediately. Dope or nope drops content, intsa like.

[@Vellerdium]

I want to see someone use the toothbrush in the background

[@jamesjdog]

I believe Tanner used a similar Toothbrush on "Top Ten Largest Products that Actually Work".. Or something like that.

[@riley2815]

tanner: sees beer bottle smells it

[@shrillshrimp200]

Megaphones are more of a male Karen thing.

[@crazywolves84]

Male and female karen's lol

[@brianorozco1074]

Definitely

[@pbbnjc]

When my Great Uncle died they went through his home as one would do. There, other than a multitude of different swords, they found many walking canes. Each one of them, concield a sword of some sort, or dagger. They're amazing.