"10 reasons elden ring is bad!"

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Sneakycacti

Sneakycacti

Күн бұрын

One of the funniest reviews yet. this guy probably trolling but either way it was a funny video. this guy claims that elden ring is anti gun and anti American. enjoy

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@leargamma4912
@leargamma4912 Жыл бұрын
As an avid supporter of the 2nd amendment and the right to protect yourself and your loved ones, I found this man's take on eldin ring both wrong and lacking in luster.
@isaaccollins4533
@isaaccollins4533 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Exmachinagamma
@Exmachinagamma Жыл бұрын
I see what you did there😄
@TheRobot82819
@TheRobot82819 Жыл бұрын
Bro forgot Eldin Ring was medieval
@Scpmtfunitzeta-9
@Scpmtfunitzeta-9 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact:historical there were guns in the late medieval era early muskets but you can say elden ring is early medieval era just thought I'd say
@Nuh-uh4242
@Nuh-uh4242 Жыл бұрын
Nah in medieval age we already had a minigun
@ftg_elementyx8746
@ftg_elementyx8746 Жыл бұрын
@@Nuh-uh4242 they had railgun😂
@Nuh-uh4242
@Nuh-uh4242 Жыл бұрын
@@ftg_elementyx8746 Plasma loader
@ftg_elementyx8746
@ftg_elementyx8746 Жыл бұрын
@@Nuh-uh4242 rocket launcher
@Brizzle12341
@Brizzle12341 Жыл бұрын
Ok but it would be really funny if instead of the dragon head, godrick just whips out a fucking flamethrower for his second phase.
@Leo-01928
@Leo-01928 Жыл бұрын
Yeah 😂
@sillywilly1006
@sillywilly1006 Жыл бұрын
you can't just say a game's bad for not being American
@Joe_334
@Joe_334 Жыл бұрын
This is how it is trying to reason with an extremist...
@NicholasVetter-sy8io
@NicholasVetter-sy8io Жыл бұрын
It’s like if I said “Zelda Tears of The Kingdom sucks because it’s not medieval enough for me!!!” It makes no sense and it makes you look like a dumbass.
@NeverFirst1
@NeverFirst1 Жыл бұрын
Bro is expecting a Medieval game to have guns. He's probably just mad that the game is difficult.
@Sonic44885
@Sonic44885 Жыл бұрын
Tbf it has the jar cannon which is literally just a rocket launcher
@beegpappa7900
@beegpappa7900 4 ай бұрын
​@@Sonic44885It's a cannon
@Sonic44885
@Sonic44885 4 ай бұрын
@@beegpappa7900 a cannon that can shoot ammo that explodes on impact that is arrow shaped, seems like a rocket launcher to me
@Dinosharkz
@Dinosharkz Ай бұрын
It also has the sheild cannon too
@falco05
@falco05 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, how could we forget, when medival Soldiars used AK-47's.
@humanrelatedtolegend64-on4bc
@humanrelatedtolegend64-on4bc 8 ай бұрын
my favoret part of history class when i was watching documentary when the knight pulled out a rocket launcher
@Leo-01928
@Leo-01928 Жыл бұрын
This guy saw no guns and was like “oh I’m so pissed I have to put this in a video” and just made 9 more reasons in this video
@naturalgas1180
@naturalgas1180 Жыл бұрын
This definitely felt like a troll video.
@LiterallyNothing7124
@LiterallyNothing7124 Жыл бұрын
as an American this is an insult to Americans
@Unnamed_Glitch
@Unnamed_Glitch Жыл бұрын
So all Games without guns, most of nintendo games, vanilla minecraft and other games without guns are anit-american? Btw: how do you only have 4k subscribers you deserve more like maybe 21k more
@ftg_elementyx8746
@ftg_elementyx8746 Жыл бұрын
@@moeron123 over 1 million
@8Terrabyte
@8Terrabyte Жыл бұрын
As an avid fan of elden ring, this game is lacking of luster!
@SHMidlerPlays
@SHMidlerPlays 4 ай бұрын
So a game taking place in a medieval time era with magic and fantasy monsters and that shit not having guns is a bad thing? Since when did Knights of the dark ages have stuff like guns?
@AutismGaming489
@AutismGaming489 Жыл бұрын
Bro, Elden Ring has guns. There is the one eyed shield and another shield that is flamethrower. There is the pulley crossbow that’s basically an uzi.
@Fayte_Liengaurd
@Fayte_Liengaurd Жыл бұрын
It's always funny when people review games they barely played or haven't played because they believe everything they read on the net.
@robertomacetti7069
@robertomacetti7069 Жыл бұрын
i mean elden ring has a mortar though
@tjmonkey5795
@tjmonkey5795 Жыл бұрын
Bro used the gaming potato
@akugiri
@akugiri Жыл бұрын
the controls arent that complicated
@alexx0988
@alexx0988 Жыл бұрын
Its hard to pick whats worse lack and luster guy or ppl shitting on games they havent played
@sneakycacti
@sneakycacti Жыл бұрын
I can at least respect luster man because he brave asf. makes hate videos and puts his full face in it
@alexx0988
@alexx0988 Жыл бұрын
@@moeron123 dont you know the hater that overdo word lack luster is over 30 years old so he probably dont defecate in school bathrooms🧻🚽
@Pyrope_Multiverse_Protector
@Pyrope_Multiverse_Protector Жыл бұрын
@@sneakycacti Hey man how are you.
@alexgonzalez-vr3sl
@alexgonzalez-vr3sl Жыл бұрын
i love your content! keep going!
@FGDOIT
@FGDOIT Жыл бұрын
Keep posting man! I love these videos! 👌👌
@mregg5450
@mregg5450 Жыл бұрын
wait it doesn't have guns you cant be serious
@Dinosharkz
@Dinosharkz Ай бұрын
Also one of the sheilds in the game has a cannon attached to it as its skill so it can kinda be seen as a gun
@Joker3180Z
@Joker3180Z Жыл бұрын
Elden Ring is in medieval Times that's hilarious
@dwaynejackson551
@dwaynejackson551 Жыл бұрын
There were technically fire arms in medieval times. First one was known as the fire lance, well in Europe. China had them even longer.
@Joker3180Z
@Joker3180Z Жыл бұрын
@@dwaynejackson551 fantasy Medieval Times then
@dwaynejackson551
@dwaynejackson551 Жыл бұрын
@@Joker3180Z All I am saying is it chose not to have guns because the game didn't need them. I think a single joke gun would have been funny though.
@deathbydeviceable
@deathbydeviceable Жыл бұрын
2004 was the best year for games of walking around and leveling up genre. games today can learn a thing or two from 2004
@Akari_1372
@Akari_1372 Жыл бұрын
I hate animal crossing because it has no plasma lasers
@grahstache2904
@grahstache2904 Жыл бұрын
Yea everybody know fromsoftware is anti america because no guns WTF IS THIS BRO😂😂 Luster
@NeverFirst1
@NeverFirst1 Жыл бұрын
Hold up, lemme give my take. 10. "It's Boring" to me feels like a generic stock argument people use against a game. And saying that a game is Boring because all you do is walk around, kill stuff, and level up is like saying that most games nowadays are boring. 9: "It's a ripoff of Dark Souls" is an argument that's objectively wrong in 2 ways. Nowadays, there's a type of game just like Dark Souls, but I can't recall the name at the moment. Oh, and also, prove me if I'm wrong, but I think that Elden Ring was made by the same people behind Dark Souls. Also, uhh, I was just promised a good game out of Elden Ring, and... last I checked, I thought it was fun as hell, so that's no lie. 8: "The Controls are Complicated" is just... complexity in Controls is subjective, so this one has a tiny bit of merit, but what were they expecting out of the controls, a Mario game? Also, no, the game wasn't made for the people who want to travel around the controller and use every button, and no, I have never met someone who thinks that more buttons make them smarter. 7: "no guns = no fun" You're probably proud that America doesn't use meters for anything but bullets and... drugs. Not every game needs to be like COD. And let me guess, Mario promotes immigration because he's Italian? Guns don't mean pro-american. Plenty of games have guns despite being critical of American society, or the other way around; games without guns can be pro-american! No guns means no guns, nothing else to it. 6: "Elden Ring Hates Xbox Players" I think that he pulled that argument out of his ass. What's next, Elden Ring hates Nintendo Switch players because it's not on Switch? 5. "Horrible Graphics"? Nah, this game looks beautiful.
@MrXemrox
@MrXemrox Жыл бұрын
8:50 Rather go through what Mario go through then being around OP.
@eliforbess
@eliforbess Жыл бұрын
An x-box was not designed to have crazy Graphics the pc was though
@dannydogs4385
@dannydogs4385 6 ай бұрын
Late recommendation, but you might want to speak out the points on the screen for audio only listeners since the person you are critiquing doesn't seem to speak them out themselves.
@Fr0st2190
@Fr0st2190 Жыл бұрын
Keep going king your amazing
@NicholasVetter-sy8io
@NicholasVetter-sy8io Жыл бұрын
For the second reason, it’s like saying Dino Crisis is bad because it ripped off Resident Evil. They’re made by the same people, Capcom. So it’s not really a ripoff.
@Dplayz32Games-zt4uz
@Dplayz32Games-zt4uz Жыл бұрын
America moment
@Zachonax
@Zachonax Жыл бұрын
All the people in the comment section should appeal to the court and revoke his right to make opinions
@Maelstr0mStudios
@Maelstr0mStudios Жыл бұрын
8:26 I threw my phone 😂😂
@iballisticbee2285
@iballisticbee2285 Жыл бұрын
Sure, modding Eldin ring to have guns would be pretty cool, but it’s a medieval game
@badwithusernames3238
@badwithusernames3238 Жыл бұрын
Ahhh yes a PS2 game from the playstation 2 as opposed to a PS2 game from the PS4
@Dinosharkz
@Dinosharkz Ай бұрын
that video has got to be satirical right
@realpuck3168
@realpuck3168 Жыл бұрын
i feel dumb after that video
@slowbro15
@slowbro15 Жыл бұрын
This guys complaining video Looks like a power point presentation.
@erichsjsj
@erichsjsj Жыл бұрын
Bro this guy is gonna grow big so fastlol
@sneakycacti
@sneakycacti Жыл бұрын
I was at 130 subs 3 weeks ago lol
@Nuh-uh4242
@Nuh-uh4242 Жыл бұрын
Hes right every game needs atleast a minigun(joke)
@michaeliversen898
@michaeliversen898 5 ай бұрын
This is the most obvious troll I've ever seen lmao
@JaredCaccavallo-bn3pr
@JaredCaccavallo-bn3pr Жыл бұрын
Yes this review is real someone made for elden ring.btw I am the 100th person to like this video congratulations for reaching 100 likes on this video.
@Dplayz32Games-zt4uz
@Dplayz32Games-zt4uz Жыл бұрын
I can make a better argument saying Persona 5 Royal is a short game
@HunterofMadness
@HunterofMadness 3 ай бұрын
You can take my bloodhounds fang, from my cold dead hands. Haha, I thought the thumb nail must've been a joke, he's really that dumb.
@SoulCrushrMcSatan
@SoulCrushrMcSatan Жыл бұрын
WAH WAH NO ELDIN RING ON NINTENDO SWITCH
@yes4720
@yes4720 4 ай бұрын
His favorite game is definitely call of duty if he doesn’t like games with guns
@darelcream
@darelcream Жыл бұрын
is this guy even real, or did you make him up for content
@sneakycacti
@sneakycacti Жыл бұрын
he is real, he may be trolling, if he is props to him bc it was funny
@shaggybishop2095
@shaggybishop2095 Жыл бұрын
Its got a handheld cannon 😂
@AdaTheWatcher
@AdaTheWatcher Жыл бұрын
Sorry, it just sounds kinda boring when you can't hear the person you're responding to.
@smokescreen100
@smokescreen100 Жыл бұрын
Mods.
@thejokergotham
@thejokergotham Жыл бұрын
Definitely a child
@AmazingLegend72
@AmazingLegend72 Жыл бұрын
GOTARO
@theshinobiarchon7646
@theshinobiarchon7646 Жыл бұрын
Watch as the elusive Elden Ring hater failed history and has no idea about what a Fantasy RPG (Role Play Game. This is for the Elden Ring hater if he ever finds this comment) even is. Edit: if this is his picture 9:15 then please do explain your argument where "no gun = no fun because I see Sonic Racing. Bet he got mad over Margit or Godrick and is just ranting about it because there's no way this kid is being serious 😂
@holyhelga
@holyhelga Жыл бұрын
lol he dont have to play it if he wants gu ns he can play cod
@dgundoeswhatever
@dgundoeswhatever Жыл бұрын
ive got a better one his pc is a fuckin TI-83 with a cracked screen
@Thegr8wario
@Thegr8wario Жыл бұрын
Ruined the 777 views
@DevOfNothing
@DevOfNothing Жыл бұрын
3rd
@rasmoer8886
@rasmoer8886 Жыл бұрын
second
@Zucker1210
@Zucker1210 Жыл бұрын
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