10 styles of metal

[@santiagoosorio4516]

1:50 Scooby Doo when he discovers metal.

[@mk_rexx]

Shouldn't that be just Ghost?

[@95georgie]

Santiago Osorio so true my dude😂😂😂😂😂

[@edwardkenway3377]

That's a good one🤣🤣

[@Allucario]

PERFECTION

[@ya.lybly.kyshat]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lachlann4275]

1:52 sounds like Scooby doo if he was a smoker

[@aarkaybmer6329]

😂😂😂

[@alessander8961]

Like, where are my cigars ,scoob?!”

[@totallyfrozen]

What do you mean “if”? Ever notice how Scooby and Shaggy were always looking for something to munch on? Lotta weed burned in the back of that Mystery Machine.

[@sour3000]

Lmfao😂😂😂

[@sour3000]

This should have soooo many more likes 😂😂😭

[@buddiunchained]

1:02 What every metal genre sounds like to moms

[@studiobloknote]

Yeah. Moms in 1989 perhaps. Moms in 2020 rock. 🤘

[@raynixgd]

Karens

[@IzayoiArwena]

Yes exactly

[@Hazel_1124]

Carson??

[@odinyoung8607]

Even power metal?

[@raskullsshako]

2:03 the boys in 3rd grade carrying 2 chairs at once for the assembly

[@zsauce7447]

lMaO

[@JWWE7903]

Sounds like something I would’ve done during my elementary school days lol

[@amare2657]

Lmao

[@jackbretherton3869]

Well I carried three top that🔥😈☺️ This was a joke putting it out there now so there aren’t any comment section wars

[@amare2657]

@@jackbretherton3869 stronk

[@gavinosullivan2268]

2:20 what everyone thinks screaming in metal means

[@douggimmedome124]

They r ignorant

[@WeareTheCruel]

For real...that's annoying af.

[@jakemackenzie4880]

People really do think metal "is just screaming" like um isnt that grindcore and all those grind genres some have lyrics but i think its mostly entertainment (i havent studied too much just discovered the genre) but i did hear one song that was very meaningful but metal is in fact lyrics with meaning and not "just screaming" like non metalheads think

[@chandlerkennedy5168]

His neighbors must love him

[@gul2331]

Chandler Kennedy copycat

[@Chloey780]

My hometown sucks but pizza's awesome, that's what he said lol

[@darial3011]

i’d love a neighbor like that tbh

[@bon4864]

He dosent have any

[@play362]

He has killed all his neighbours.

[@pongit2385]

My friend: wheres the wifi password Me: at the back of the router Back of the router: 1:50

[@knyckkefir]

Pong It underrated comment

[@VenusSnuggleTrap]

😂😂😂😂 omg

[@thebigearedbandit8843]

Not funny

[@vee4893]

Yikez Vanilla ur not funny

[@flatterswhite]

@@thebigearedbandit8843 dw we're the only people here with brains it seems

[@apollon181]

1:51 Lyrics:Some consider Quantum Psychology a follow-up to Wilson's earlier volume Prometheus Rising, mainly for the presence of practical exercises to demonstrate its concepts at the end of each chapter (this time intended for groups rather than a lone reader). It focuses primarily on the metaphysical and epistemological problems of Aristotelean reasoning and its use in everyday language, covering E-Prime (Wilson wrote the book in E-Prime) and how it addresses many of the semantic (and resulting perceptual) "spooks" that common language lets in. It also covers psychosomatic healing and a possible explanation for it; non-local effects in quantum physics (Bell's theorem) and the theories of David Bohm; and a brief recap of the Timothy Leary eightfold consciousness theory of human consciousness which Prometheus Rising covers in greater detail.

[@radioactivian]

what

[@03-advaitharaghu82]

Yo what the-

[@osielrubio9813]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZDHaa13qJZ8qrs

[@vex4652]

@@osielrubio9813 no

[@unrandomcualquiera...1122]

"The theme of the nugget has no personality what the numbers and talk with" Those are the real lyrics just put the subtitles

[@AlexHolland123]

"My girlfriend broke up with me I'm really upset about it Its really my own fault But I'm gonna blame her" 😂 perfection

[@kikiloop5860]

Xela D that hit *way* too close to home.

[@user-jw7kj]

Lol

[@gabriellemulder4136]

Lmfo

[@ultrajdjsultratantrum]

@Xela da you love john mulaney i love him to you know

[@emorattrash5198]

Ha

[@OfficialLordDemise]

For some reason, slam metal reminds me of the sound a pig makes when it's excited about getting a bath

[@Sepulchrality]

That's what it sounds like too. Just kidding (but not really), check out Slam Worldwide for a bunch of bands and see for yourself.

[@nyctoby]

XD

[@user-rh1qe6gs5jiu8]

that's so especific that it scares me

[@emorattrash5198]

Omfg u such rite

[@linkskywalker5417]

Let's get actual pigs for slam metal!

[@lil7179]

1:03 is what people who don’t listen to metal hear.

[@ghostpercs]

Sego Dragon this is what my mother thought exactly when i first started listening to metal.

[@dylanrus8117]

Lol kids at my school think that Chuck berry and cannibal corpse are pretty much the same thing

[@dylanrus8117]

Tec-9 PW someone did

[@saiyagito007]

Sego Dragon I don’t want to like it’s at 669 for me

[@lil7179]

Wrenchwd 2007 Nice

[@zman2205]

2:32 when she forgets to wear a pad

[@beatriceedwards7272]

omg yes

[@icannotcomeupwithanything4609]

That has happened to me a lot. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂☠

[@SM-qv2om]

when I was 11 I stayed in India with my moms family. me, my cousin, my mom, my brother and my aunt would sleep in the same bed and my other aunt and her two kids would sleep on the bed next to ours. one day when we woke up there was dried blood where my cousin slept. she got her period the day before but she didn't put on a pad when she showered last night because she thought it was over. shes a heavy bleeder so there was a lot of blood (it was as big as a dinner plate) and when my little cousin who was only 6 walked into the room and he saw the blood he started crying because he thought someone died.

[@moe-lester6977]

Avenged Sevenfold hell yeah

[@carved_cuts]

Don't you just hate it when you forget your pads and accidentally shoot your blood on the ceiling. Goddamn.

[@yuiko.9019]

Hardcore/Punk: I hate my home town, But i love my friends I hate my home town, But my friends are awesome My home town sucks My home town sucks My home town sucks But Pizzas, awesome Post Hardcore: My girlfriend Broke up with me I'm really upset about it It's really...my own fault But I'm gonna blame her Metalcore: Machines Machines are taking over This is a new world order Machines They will take us all away This is a new world order Deathcore: I hate you You hate me We are a hateful family With a punch to the face And a kick from me to you Won't you say you hate me too Black Metal: Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Oh yeah did i mention? Satan Hair Metal: Girrllss I love me some Girrrlss Girrlss Girrlss Giirrllss Give me a lot of Giirls Girrlss Southern Metal: Yeeaaahhhhhhhh I'll die for my countrryyyyyy I love America Yeeaaaaaaahhhhhh This is the best god damn countryyyy Awwyeeaaahh Slam Metal: *zombie pigman/piglins noises* Beatdown: I'm so tough I'm so tough I'm so damn tough Nobody is as tough as me Im tougher than you Fight me brooo I'll kill you Grindcore: *grinding noises* Thrash Metal: Blood is raining from the sky There is blood on the floor Blood on the ceiling There is blood everywhere I love blood Blood

[@Cobalt985]

Lezz.mp4 He’s not kidding about Post Hardcore. Yesterday I was really starting to get into it, and then I looked up the lyrics... Never before has an entire band been ruined for me.

[@tentandoaprenderinglessozi7859]

thank you, my listening in English is bad

[@rodrigoaravena2038]

Thrash*

[@yuiko.9019]

@@rodrigoaravena2038 done...Thanks

[@erllector9901]

Disappointed, I was waiting for the captions of slam metal.

[@PapaE-ek5ce]

2:20 that what it sounds like in a Taco Bell bathroom

[@traciegunder2173]

Ha ha

[@TECHnoman753]

OH NO XD

[@elculiaodelosjudaspriest]

Dipper

[@dt-725]

XD

[@pyp2205]

LOL XD

[@Chang-dk6jd]

Grindcore sounds like the longest burp ever

[@oceanman4938]

well you're not wrong

[@sgreechie]

TheAlmightyJayden TheAlmightyJayden that's what I was about to say! XD

[@midnightreverie_]

TheAlmightyJayden TheAlmightyJayden lmao sir, you made my day! 😂😂

[@dibuk123]

The Berzerkers - Mono grind. Go my children!

[@VenCervarGas]

more like epicest burp ever '-'

[@andreascoolvids]

what i hear : 1:18 What my mom hears : 1:11

[@codybeinert1109]

Underrated XD

[@eleni9644]

Very underrated😂

[@unidentifiablegamer8192]

My mom is cool about metal up until stuff like Infant anihilator and So hideous. However she’ll deal with stuff like cannibal corpse and Slipknot.

[@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026]

@@unidentifiablegamer8192 That's actually REALLY reasonable lol. Even I have trouble with IA sometimes (especially the lyrics) and I grew up listening to stuff like Dying Fetus and Devourment.

[@unidentifiablegamer8192]

@@amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 damn

[@themoto109]

1:57 when Zombie Pigmen discover metal.

[@taylorowens3721]

The Moto199 ah. I see your a man of culture as well.

[@Limbowind]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@96stormageddon94]

I'd stay in the nether.

[@icantthinkofanamesothisisi7814]

True that

[@shamelessoftherandom7420]

XDDD

[@prstorero]

I use this as my ASMR for sleeping at night. Been great.

[@amandajordan3287]

SAMESSSSS

[@Rinawolfchen]

I feel that

[@mike12pass]

I just gave u your thousandth like

[@osielrubio9813]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZDHaa13qJZ8qrs

[@cookieandme23]

Same

[@kimthanhphan]

"I hate you You hate me We are hateful family" wait is that Barney & friends song?

[@Ronn_V]

Yes, it is

[@jbasti227]

Yeah 😂

[@pheraa7723]

Yep

[@matijagolubovic2243]

You mean Barney & enemies?

[@glorfnorph8917]

no it's a deathcore song.

[@Behemoth9030]

Best part is at 2:35 When Jared says “There’s blood on the floor!” the captions decide to say “What a nice feeling!” 🤣

[@michaelschumacher3701]

Wtf

[@maulanaadhadiyusuf9385]

Dude that's true lol

[@bebephoque7998]

PFFFFFFFF

[@Dread_Onyx]

Blood on the ceiling

[@Vinnay94]

Or 1:50 "The theme of the Nugget has no personality".

[@supermasterfighter]

This video entails a story of how a man who hates his hometown gets broken up with by his girlfriend, then proceeds to witness the end of the world by the hand of machines. He tells her that she hates her, and then proceeds to call out to satan. He then gets together with some girls, and talks about how amazing the US is. Then he grunts and then fights her ex’s new boyfriend while growling, exclaiming how there is blood everywhere and that he loves blood when the deer is done.

[@shayanmoosavi9139]

LOL so accurate😂😂

[@Aveture]

What a touching story! XD

[@doodcifer_]

Is this a Coheed and Cambria album?

[@emorattrash5198]

I'm sry... WUT

[@supermasterfighter]

I just came back to this to see it favorited by Jared with 1k likes, awesome!

[@carazy123_]

People: What kind of music do you listen to? Me: Hard Rock People: Oh, so you like screaming? Me: ...no. No, I don’t. My Brain: *REEEEEEEE*

[@arcticgamers123]

REEEEEE

[@FelixMarshFTW]

hard rock is like From Death To Destiny by AA

[@sbp4215]

"Oh, so you like screaming" "No" *proceeds to ree in their face*

[@totallyfrozen]

Except Hard Rock isn’t Metal. (Yup. I’m being “that guy”)

[@carazy123_]

totallyfrozen who are you correcting?

[@makkapakkalolz]

7 year old me on my iPad: My grandpa: 0:31

[@aqilah2887]

hahaha

[@Asphyxia1414]

LMFAOO

[@iamnatejames]

This is scary true

[@tentenchu8140]

But iPads weren't invented until age 16.

[@collt091]

This dudes vocal range is amazing

[@poorvisingh232]

Bump

[@lil_weasel219]

he is using false cord and falsetto.Only southern metal uses modal but it didnt go particularly high i dont get it lol

[@millajorgen]

Jared is a legend

[@dmariussimmons4707]

2 octaves? Lol

[@itatroya]

Nobody: Subtitles when Jared sings hardcore/punk: *calm down*

[@dialga4688]

The deathcore and slam ones are hilarious

[@notpopularperson6076]

Yeah that happened to me

[@ajaxallpurposepowdercleans1987]

the theme of the nugget

[@frogpaste]

Hair Metal: [music] Really, KZbin? Out of all of them, that's the one you consider music?

[@flobbish4335]

"Alfred broke up with me"

[@tannerkern3797]

I FUCKIND DIED AT SLAM METAL

[@jadonchacon4914]

Beatepoo Kern when people ask what pig squeals are

[@GluttonyR]

It reminded my bf when he sings in his brutal death band. I still don't understand why he wastes time to write the lyrics 🤣

[@T0mat0_S0up]

GluttonyR death metal is awesome

[@carlosestrada2477]

Beatepoo Kern hair metal😂😂😂

[@derekdavis6508]

Beatepoo Kern reminded me of dying fetus.

[@prestondigitation]

This video is an instant classic.

[@zver4105]

I'm dying over here. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jhairjurado4217]

Música clistia

[@simonkoeman3310]

Must be the filter.

[@asimpleboy5696]

Classic for stupid people. This is pure garbage on YT

[@asoby9589]

J. Ahumada you say, you bio trash.

[@insaenband]

1:18 The moment I get out of quarantine

[@drstepan1078]

It's hilarious how much I agree

[@robertfox4114]

Ha-ha-ha ᴴᵃ :t Ain’t seeing the end of quarantine.

[@insaenband]

@@robertfox4114 me neither fam 🥲

[@satan6405]

Yes, you called?

[@catchynamehere2600]

Bruh

[@phant0m739]

r/beetlejuicing

[@MawthMawth]

Oh, hey bro

[@-Vitalis-]

I'm late as fuck, but... can I have your autograph?

[@AB-vn2jc]

Omg I’m such a big fan !

[@MS-sk2yk]

The best thing is all of his facial expressions

[@emorattrash5198]

Yep

[@DrLordStinkyButtTheButler]

Ya cuz hes faking

[@cristoballepe5866]

@@DrLordStinkyButtTheButler that's true

[@myah2704]

GORLS

[@alkinoosmichalopoulos2446]

Myah gororls

[@ulrik.lynnebakken9660]

Gørels

[@MeAndI338]

Gürools

[@kubbakubbynator2621]

Grills!

[@guitarpick8109]

1:18 - What I hear 2:00 - what my mom hears

[@occultist_10]

First grade teacher: Are there any strong boys who can help me? Boy: 2:03

[@DLP-Coasters]

sooo underrated yet but i bet this comment will rise.

[@emmaannice6605]

LMAO!!!!!!

[@dwightschrute4506]

sel what are you doing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Oatmeal_Mann]

I still remember being like that

[@jbxzy]

LMAOOO

[@londonwatson7342]

Slam metal: OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO Grindcore: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@lukaszboczar2441]

Those are both the lyrics and guitar tabs

[@--Paws--]

Who's that Pokemon?!

[@Jay-hj4wj]

Oo Ee Oo ee oo ee oo eeoo ee oo ooooouuuuuu

[@mohitrahaman]

looks djenty

[@FMZ101]

Oei oei oei!!!

[@andrewstetson8366]

1:28 is Girls Girls Girls by Motley Crue

[@araf5208]

Tom Cruise I know and I feel attacked 😂

[@jesspanta4308]

Me: *casually listens to metal* What my mom hears: 0:47 What my dad hears: 1:03 What my uncle hears: 1:18 What my Aunt hears: 1:34 What my cousins hear: 1:50 What my online friends hear: 2:03

[@sandwork]

I can't agree more lmao

[@gt_beltran42]

Dad and mom should switch and you got it

[@iamthequeenofkhaos]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@АнастасияАлексеевна-р1ф]

Hahaha omg give me your number

[@jonnemopola7245]

That was a good one 😂

[@victorribeiro2431]

Slam Metal = Batman at Vocals

[@User-xw6kd]

😂😂😂

[@ricwayne98]

You made my day :D

[@peniku8]

+Victor Ribeiro Well the technique used for DeathMetal growls is the same used to voice Batman, no wonder it sounds alike :)

[@ImmortalKombatPanda]

hahah

[@chamolau70]

I am be dangerous now

[@lvthngaming6278]

2:00 killed me

[@samthefaustmain4068]

1:50 The metal singer after drinking 5L of soda 2:20 Me after drinking 5L of soda

[@loosekannon7462]

soy samuel po so true

[@coffeeaddict122]

😂😂😂

[@luzmoran9536]

1:18 Me trying to sing metal and doing screams while I’m home alone 😬

[@KareBear2199]

Oh my gosh, the slam metal had my dying!

[@beastuptime8812]

I'm so tough I'm so tough I'm so damn tough Nobody is as tough as me Love it😂

[@ghoul2164]

IM SO DAMN TOUGH

[@quintonkirk285]

I'm Tougher then you!!!

[@jbasti227]

Lmfao and the voice is spot-on Phil Anselmo

[@BoFSolidTitan]

dorian I am be angerous now

[@002nl]

I got some Traitors vibes from these lyrics lol

[@ace-smith]

There's blood on the floor. There's blood on the ceiling. My god, there's blood everywhere (_Shia LaBeouf_)!

[@CommandoBlackMetal]

Sad's Channel thats what twilight should be about

[@vincenthodges647]

Nihilist LOL

[@officialENDZEIT]

Slayer in a nutshell

[@jaironjugg4899]

Hey you're that guy who made mlgarnet

[@ace-smith]

That's me! Have you seen the new one?

[@noisiestshet5048]

1:50 sounds of pig Subtitles: tHe ThEMe of The NuGgEt haS nO peRsoNaLIty

[@radioactivian]

bRUH

[@misada7744]

Lmao

[@minishark7630]

Lmao wtf

[@EnblefarigMoon]

The theme of the nugget has no personality what the numbers and talk with

[@michaelschumacher3701]

Lmao

[@NRTKDNB]

2:19 me after 6 beers :D

[@blackseptember1740]

Such an underrated comment😅😅

[@loosekannon7462]

NorteK are you ok?

[@ipodcollector]

Bruh hahah

[@tommyellis7728]

Lightweight

[@lowbreeder]

oh yeah, did I mention Satan?

[@kellen7425]

ikr! I haven't laugh this hard in a long time.

[@lowbreeder]

:D LOL

[@natebham]

+lowbreeder could it be Satan?

[@BallPunch360]

You actually haven't after the 20,000,000 times you said it in your song.

[@SharonRosheuvel-A.D]

Hahahaha :')

[@amberm1230]

Slam Metal. I died laughing, I am dead now. Yes.

[@elliottmelling7658]

Sataaaaaannnn

[@ellasocha]

that sounds like pigg XDDDD

[@jagvenne]

))

[@jagvenne]

Grind too)

[@serhatkoc5766]

Saaaame XD

[@GoldenTuskan]

2:03 Beatdown is SO Pantera! 😂

[@No_step_on_snake]

☝️🤓- umm... actually pantera is groove metal not beatdown.

[@Linda-yf2bc]

grindcore was basically the world's longest burp

[@EatPant849]

he is awaiting sluzzle dude

[@yatamix]

TovariousWarious 2 it really is

[@Linda-yf2bc]

OJ McClanahan I was just making a little joke on the way Jared did it, I wasn't hating on any kind of grindcore band.

[@Inferiis]

and the longest grind song ever.. :D if it's longer than 10 secs, it's not grind anymore

[@MARRO1190]

TovariousWarious 2 what in the hell is that profile pic??? its scaring the shit out of me lol

[@arashiokashi5981]

1:50 is gold!!

[@CobaltLancer]

1:03 What metal haters with half a brain hear in metal 1:51 What metal haters with half a brain cell hear in metal

[@Numenorean921]

i mean both are pretty accurate

[@nichtimmer9134]

Thats what i hear in metal, but i hear it not, i have take it and do it in a trash can. Work done, ...Metal are sucks, reaaaly sucks, no words how stupid it is!

[@tylermcdonald9372]

@@nichtimmer9134 if ur gonna hate on metal learn proper grammar and English first

[@osielrubio9813]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qZDHaa13qJZ8qrs

[@minishark7630]

@@nichtimmer9134 lmao I hope you are just trolling

[@xfraggle]

Neighbors be like: How the hell many singers are in this house

[@hellsangel723]

1:50 when you have a cough!

[@itsagoldwolf2542]

Haha. Don't know what kind of coughs you've been having.

[@dearlord3082]

Hells Angel e

[@unboxingthingstechniquesan1848]

Ahhahahahahahaahahahahaahhaahahhaahahhahahahahahha

[@xXSkyifyXx]

Lost it at "Satan"

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

What was he saying?

[@drgenki6491]

He was just screaming SATAAAAAAAN and then he said oh did I mention,SATAAAAN?!

[@kemist7819]

xXSkyifyXx Same dude

[@thatoneotherguywhowashe5220]

xXSkyifyXx lost it at slam metal

[@mralexhernandez]

I lost it at grindcore

[@davidong3325]

Teacher: Lets Do A Vocal Test. Everyone: 0:16 Some Weird Idiot: 1:50 Me: 1:02

[@allenm3164]

I can imagine the boys being like that loollll(the weird idiot one)

[@JosueDeerFox]

Lmao I'm the weird idiot

[@GamerDudeTV]

Me: 0:47

[@GCKuss23]

Very underrated comment

[@r.ylan.d]

The weird idiot one killed me😂

[@jy0to648]

2:03 me trying to hype myself up in the mirror every morning, knowing it's not doing anything

[@MANIKENMANIKEN]

Underrated comment lol

[@jeenadjo1238]

" oh yeah did I mention sataaaaan!" 😂😂😂

[@thesabbath483]

😂

[@misakoichiguro1651]

"Blood is raining from the sky There's blood on the floor Blood on the ceiling There's blood everywhere I love blood" Haha I love this

[@unknowngod4847]

Misako Ichiguro when u get raining blood at Walmart

[@misakoichiguro1651]

@Eggsbeen adik ”Raining blooooooood From a lacerated sky Bleeding its horror Creating my structure now I shall reign in blood“

[@luiscarlosarenas9370]

What exodus song is this

[@EximiusDux]

Funny thing is... same genre as that pop group known as Metallica. ;)

[@tedwolfer6723]

Slayer

[@hugemegaladon]

Blood is raining from the sky There is blood on the floor There is blood on the ceiling There is blood everywhere I love bloood! This trash is so brutal 😄

[@emorattrash5198]

That's one of mcrs songs XD not really

[@edwardowen8896]

Slayer, reign in blood

[@koreanbassinalt9851]

FUUUCCCKING SLLLAAAYYYEEERRR

[@shadowblaze1827]

Thy art is murder pretty much

[@boogienights77]

SLAYERRRRRRR

[@miked6541]

I miss this era of Metal. Jared Dines has come so far. Proud of you bro.

[@CarnoProductions]

My 4 year old son: Daddy.... Can you sing me a lullaby Me: Okay. 1:55

[@defiantxdiamond8468]

😂 You sir, have earned a like!

[@BenjaminMankowski]

My 2 youngest probably would've giggled their heads off if I did that when they were 4. Then they would've insisted I do it again.

[@albanec4702]

xD

[@cringeanimations7227]

666 lieks on that comment lol

[@CarnoProductions]

@@cringeanimations7227 Perfecto. 666 is best number LOL

[@MorbidMindedManiac]

Punk likes pizza, Post hardcore likes to blame girlfriends, metalcore likes machines, deathcore likes nothing, black metal likes satan, hair metal likes girls, southern metal likes America, slam metal likes to sound weird, beatdown likes themselves,grindcore likes burping, thrash metal likes blood

[@kennyalwaysdies1]

no deathcore likes hateful families

[@ohnospaghetti-o6123]

The Frözenfires daethcore likes to hate

[@Gubuyguy]

punk likes his friends

[@OniPutItOn]

pretty much

[@animetwilight75]

best comment of all time xD

[@imminentmoralpanic3587]

2:19 I feared that you will collapse lol

[@imminentmoralpanic3587]

@Uri Leppard IKR I'M A FAN SINCE THE BEGINNING OF 2017

[@axel.lessio]

"SEITAAAAAANNNN..." ah, the good ol' Vegan Black Metal

[@kamryndoesart]

I feel attacked by the hair metal one

[@pj5093]

I’m not the only one then!!! The comment section isn’t the place for us. I have been deeply wounded by the things people have said.

[@gunner4life806]

Gnr fan?

[@VildhjartaFanGurl]

LMFAO just me reading this was funnier than 'Oh and did I mention Satan's

[@Alexandrax04]

Me 2 lmao :))) Btw love your profile pic

[@headoftaxreformandpercenta4908]

Good

[@Noa15Lv]

1:50 When you are drunk and you try not trowing up :D

[@joeybean5579]

Noa15Lv so true

[@Noa15Lv]

Creepy Ugly Crazy congrats

[@rajdeepganguli2274]

Creepy Ugly Crazy that didn't require deep efforts

[@diegodejesusislastomas7790]

Grind

[@getgood1238]

Noa15Lv accurate XD

[@tsuki0830]

ur actually really good at slam and grindcore do vocal covers

[@cunt5885]

Mv Your channel has some rather INTERESTING content.

[@marcpp]

ShAdowy_DaRk interesting you say... Lol

[@lars38010]

The Grindcore one was not really accurate. I mean they have also slower parts.

[@nikolasmokalis3425]

Just listen to your garbage disposal

[@sansationalsans348]

Nikolas Mokalis *w

[@gonfreecss9187]

2:03 IM SO TOUGH IM SO TOUGH Subtitle:bOy sO JuMp OR sO SApPhire sO dAmn sHOrT

[@PaidtoDrive]

Deathcore = Cookie Monster

[@zandavanrooyen5388]

Paid to Drive! 😂😂😂

[@rhondie4ever]

I tried. I really can't listen to any of this. I grew up on Hair Metal. I don't like cookie monster vocals.

[@Astral_voyager_]

Paid to Drive! Deathcore = shit

[@arjanveseli8651]

Paid to Drive! That’s slam

[@cinnamon9390]

black metal = Ledger's Joker

[@ekrtwilight2495]

I love the stereotypical lyrics! It makes the whole thing so much better wow

[@tutorialperson4237]

the grindcore lyrics were spot on

[@LD-xk2lw]

0:47 is that Barney?

[@GMandMOfficial]

Lillian Ding barney when he listened to metal for the 1st time

[@kerbygovaia8952]

Lmfao

[@kookiesandtae3840]

Its deathcore barney

[@Flacko98736]

Lillian Ding yes

[@alratekk2631]

Yep

[@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450]

"I love blood" Me too!, I would literally *die* without it!

[@shakibm1558]

slam metal was the best

[@irasthewarrior]

I thought I was the only one who like it :D

[@545SOSSBOSS]

Watch Batmetal

[@adrianvaldez2134]

Or listen to dethklok lol

[@vortexofmetal2415]

Dead Parasite definitely! I would say 2nd was black metal

[@ukantorkiller34]

xD

[@thatdude1414-q9f]

1:50 Would make a nice character voice in Banjo-Kazooie

[@mordykinz4228]

Totally

[@Rockatso34]

Denis Henrique dos

[@molo-molo5103]

treasure cove trove hippo? XD

[@sergiok153]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@herreraquito]

im guitar from ecuador. you are the metal master. amazing voice

[@ryanmcglinchey6776]

+Jared Dines your awesome

[@fherkenobi]

+Jared Dines LOL!

[@olindarios7264]

+Jared Dines dead xD

[@hiawog_]

Get rekt m9. :v

[@farriqipooo768]

+francisco xavier herrera quito how can guitar type a comment ??

[@LauchoForo]

00:00 hardcore/punk 00:18 post hardcore 00:31 Metalcore 00:46 deathcore 01:01 Black metal 01:18 Hair metal 01:34 southern metal 01:49 slam metal 02:03 beat down 02:18 grindcore 02:28 thrashmetal

[@blackaddergaming8191]

Iron Copper Titanium Lead Aluminium Tin Gold Silver Sodium Bronze

[@isakgamling3355]

Black Adder Gaming hhhh

[@syntaxvrc]

I thought you were doing something clever with atomic symbols for a bit so I started trying to piece together where FeCuTiPbAlSnAu was going

[@YuriNator557]

Fabian Miranda tbh i have asd and that is kind of offensive not to me, but to others

[@Skyline.87]

I understand slam metal! He says something about love, little dogs... cats... and i think about rainbows.

[@vincenthodges647]

Skyline lmfao

[@KingSalemence3]

Skyline Dude I'm pretty sure he's just furiously burping, same with grindcore.

[@sirnik6304]

sometimes at slam metal i remember to flush the toilette after Usage :D

[@SB-ty7tr]

Skyline that's exactly what I think

[@yeboifreeze9473]

Skyline i really liked the part where he said “Deeer beer skeeer” it really touched me

[@GamingCanBeFun]

slam metal sounds like ur tryna clear ur throat from choking 😂

[@NexusKin]

Same with Grindcore!

[@GoodSoulAngel]

2:20 me after a bottle of Pepsi

[@2carbonphenethylamine701]

You copied it and you made it worse

[@bobbydharma]

Satan, saaaatan, saaaata, saaatan, saaaaatan oh yeah did I mention sATAN? Awesome - hilarious

[@wowair3dhot]

⛧

[@bobbydharma]

ItzJammeh i Don't know maybe listen to the fucking song then you will get it

[@wowair3dhot]

0_o

[@zdangermou5e329]

Big Z Dawg Illegal hahhaha hus head shakes

[@onion6667]

that's what they would do...

[@lowqualitystockimage.mp4643]

Slam metal sounds like how to baisic

[@kristhelmora1805]

*MEME CHILD* LMFAOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHSHAHAHAHSHSHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHA

[@berzerk_litgaming2962]

*MEME CHILD* *basic

[@xaniety.2691]

Basic*

[@mrduke5058]

*MEME CHILD* 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tylerstrickland4466]

*MEME CHILD* wtf

[@_frvn_]

The first 4 are not metal Edit: 4 years after, I like thats genres. Hahahah life changes a lot.

[@lukebhatti6625]

metalcore is metal...idiot

[@lukebhatti6625]

Shadow u don't make sense

[@lukebhatti6625]

CarcassDevourer thank you!! Someone understands

[@lostsaga3393]

***** So, how much do your edit your voice?

[@lukebhatti6625]

Shadow well that's one band judiest preist is shit to me and that's just an opinion.. Just like how u don't like Asking Alexandria.. Its just your opinion other people may like it

[@Brisk_Deer]

How my mum sees metal: 1:50 How my dad sees metal: 2:03 How my most of my schoolmates see metal: 1:02

[@bakugo43]

True

[@gt_beltran42]

Accurate

[@susandontdeletemyaccount3863]

How I see metal: 1:18

[@Rabbott3565]

I"m serious how are you such a good vocalist and everything else? damn, I'm impressed yo.

[@totallyfrozen]

Ooze Natural talent and practice.

[@ryanstedman41]

I don’t think you mentioned Satan when you did the black metal part... can you redo this vid and talk about Satan?

[@flappynator1010]

Quan Littel r/woooooooooooooosh

[@flappynator1010]

Quan Littel can happen to anyone

[@fiercephiltv5314]

@@milcolonthree Dude you got the pink Lord as Pic and ran 100% into it😂 The Irony of this is too fucking much

[@alexanderstilianov]

Yeah talk about misrepresentation.

[@theskyisnotreal]

Yeah I didn't hear one thing about Satan

[@kiingdylan1054]

1:51 Sid Wilson has entered the chat😂

[@cartoonz7132]

DylansInsane 999 you for got weird hand jester ☝️👎🤞🤟✋🤙🏽🙏👋🏾🖐🏽✌️🤟🤛🏿🤝

[@1mrperdue]

I love slipknot

[@GootWaysecrettwinofGerardWay]

HAHAHAHAH

[@henchcunt2669]

2:04 me when I see my crush

[@jontethomas4738]

I believe I just found my new favourite Sub-Genre Slam Metal😂😂😂

[@retromemenaga3084]

Jonte Thomas check out "syphillectomy". Awesome slam band

[@jontethomas4738]

Eric Adam thanks man

[@Decimated_By_A_Train]

Epicardiectomy, Agonal Breathinng, Vulvectomy, and Embryectomy (a lot of ectomies) are really good too

[@brandonedwards5495]

Dying fetus 😂😂

[@pivostevo]

There is a channel which is called "slam worldwide"... give it a try 🤘🔥

[@SirThomasTheAwesome]

"Blood is raining from the sky, there's blood on the floor, there's blood on the sky"

[@Wonderfield]

ceiling*

[@SpaceNipples420]

period

[@cosmafx]

Who am I? D.R.I. !!!!

[@trasibleon]

FUCKING SLAYEEEEEERRR

[@HeavySandvichGuy1]

fail joke. I mean I understand every word you've said

[@HeavySandvichGuy1]

I'm Not A bot don't ban me I can tell the same about you

[@Bealikespeas102]

slam metal???

[@HeavySandvichGuy1]

+geicowithdagheko1 I've posted this comment before that part

[@Karnidos]

Yup so you also mean grindcore and slam metal

[@johanbergstrom7843]

Even Slam Metal?

[@MManning90]

0:54 subtitle: “the hearts to the faith indicate from me to you won’t you sir you very very Jew.” 💀💀

[@吉良吉影-x4y]

When I need to clear my throat 1:50 Teacher:Answer this Jeff Me:Wait me a second (1:50) Teacher:(...)

[@f4ll3nfr0mgr4c3]

J Ch this was actually really funny cuz if you picture that it’s 20 times funnier LMAO

[@user-fx2sk3yk8o]

2:20 *

[@hk-sf4kj]

1:50

[@caitlinw9008]

i lost it at slam metal...😂😂😂😂

[@spandi95]

true that and grindcore sounded like the last bit of water going out of a bathtub

[@SyDiko]

+Caitlin W Lol, nearly fell out of my chair.

[@nonames8335]

Ukkk ukk ukk??? 😂😂😂

[@saarxddd]

+spandan chakraverti HAHAHAHA

[@minecraftpedo6058]

then search noise metal :P

[@SurShuru]

I’m butthurt about the slam part... True slam vocalists never put in more than 5% of effort

[@bullfrog9326]

IanElickMusic BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@harlstrum]

TOMB OF THE MUTILATED ERA CANNIBAL CORPSE ARRIVES

[@stuuubbs7782]

[3 mins straight of cricket noises]

[@whatcolorisdeath1266]

@[] ssaamil gaming ;)

[@samdeacon7910]

wtf is slam anyway,,, i just like... uhhh,,, metal???

[@angelievd]

1:51 dang i feel exposed😂

[@everettlogan2433]

No power metal, no symphonic metal, no gothic metal. But- southern... metal?

[@forfuchsake2254]

+Everett Logan Hair metal, my friend, hair metal...

[@Thorogrimm]

+Everett Logan No Viking metal either... :/

[@XelrisMZ]

+Everett Logan WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN FOLK METAL.

[@jinxxandava8489]

the gothic metal stereotype he might have picked would've pissed me off. XD So I'm not complaining that it's not there

[@TheGuardBear]

+Everett Logan What about goblin metal?

[@pikachuhasowner9272]

this is how u scream just step on Lego's or just hit your toe in the the table your welcome

[@spoiledpoorboy]

PEEETA

[@StringBender567]

Hahaha

[@abdullahelnoursi7328]

its not too bad if you know its coming

[@mangamusicmma4141]

Put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall.

[@schrodingersyoutubechannel4426]

Idk, listening to someone trying to tell me that metal is noise makes me scream pretty loud. Added bonus, it's angry and not painful (although it is painful mentally

[@pandawkrawacie7135]

1:50 WHAT?!! XDDDDD

[@jenskrause6968]

Panda W krawacie 😂😂

[@outtrazd6552]

Jens Krause Witam xD

[@SleepyJoonie-nd7vi]

Panda W krawacie thats probs me choking 😂😂😂

[@samuelbrito4575]

Kkkkk

[@djmelodix6868]

Panda W krawacie L

[@katieo.8590]

The captions on this video are just 👌 ✨Immaculate✨