11 styles of metal

Part 2 of my 10 styles of metal video. This is a joke. A parody.
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[@haileynakayxx]

Watching this for the millionth time again.

[@krazyhand1653]

know that feel, bruh

[@joaquinrojas6077]

+Dreadisk me too

[@Jailbroken123]

Not funny.

[@haileynakayxx]

CracklePuff z it's not supposed to be.

[@AgustinRodriguez-Bdm]

Me too xD

[@ghost-facedhindu4275]

Death Metal: (Growl) "Kill everyone..." (More growling) Me: This is fine...

[@Maladar]

Ghost-Faced Hindu be brutal 🤣

[@KhahiraRavyn]

[@mr.machees6488]

Brutal

[@jamiegraham9131]

I’ll help 😂

[@chesterlockett4002]

My faverate genre

[@randomstuffguy8129]

2:17 that growl is actually amazing

[@theAisle14panda]

Was thinking the same thing.

[@shwoompl922]

I need to learn that

[@elxiar3826]

Random Stuff Guy guteralls

[@pondabyss]

KILL EVERYONE. KILL EVERYONE. BIG AND BRUTAL

[@elizabethmartin3831]

Honestly I relate

[@purpiddywastaken]

0:42 I just imagined my church playing this

[@Sana-oo1to]

I would legit pay for that to happen in my church XD

[@Mallinaamari]

We do that in Finland, it's called Metal Mass (or Metallimessu). They play traditional hymns adapted into heavy metal, they've even released albums of their metal covers. People don't regularly go to church in Finland so this is a way to get (young) people in church at least once or twice a year.

[@Glxss_Pxpe]

that would be sicccc

[@ILIK3BUTT3R3DT04ST]

Since I'm a metal head, and Christian, I wanna visit that church.

[@thebatfilms5792]

I would stay all the service just to listen to this

[@auramaster13]

2:27 When your drummer is a octopus.... :p

[@jweezy324u]

Auramaster 13 or the drummer of Infant Annihilator

[@kroh7742]

Aaron kitcher for ya

[@miss.7656]

69th like. Noice

[@ForgedInValhalla]

Danny Carey of Tool is an octopus

[@kroh7742]

@@ForgedInValhalla no no... His arms are in another dimension... And not only 8 of them... There are more

[@ripred]

0:44 that “JESUS CHRIST” was actually sick

[@MePsyYa]

I'd actually listen to any song that sounded like that. His jesus Christ was legit af

[@genzeuronymous7787]

OFA GlockLesnar I’ll listen to him talk about the lord and savior for 25 hours if he finishes that song after

[@tpags7398]

Livingston I mean Norma Jean exists

[@patrick22014]

Can anyone tell me a band that actually sounds like that? I mean that melodic kind of breakdown after the scream. It was amazing.

[@tpags7398]

patrick22014 bless the martyr era Norma Jean, early Underøath, Zao, Shai Hulud

[@uxcubing261]

0:11 yAaaAAAHeEEE!!!! bEer iS gOod, BeEr Is GoOd

[@adrenalineoverdose7926]

Beer is good Ana the beer spheal is by Psychostick

[@icannotcomeupwithanything4609]

I freaking died at that part. 🤣

[@untitledgooose]

2:27 My god give this drummer an award.

[@zurielsmithson6946]

Computer

[@cloudrz]

Computer.

[@blyatifulnarkotik9258]

Sounds like your minigun is out of ammo.

[@tortis6342]

"of course our drummer can play his parts live" *scoffs*

[@captainobvious5378]

@@zurielsmithson6946 woooosh

[@TheMegaPingasMobile]

"I would like to take 20 minutes to talk about our lord and saviour jesus christ YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

[@greene_7034]

Yep

[@ADiscipleOfJesus]

GERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRH

[@yuyaricachimuel555]

Perfection

[@Jerrremy]

He nailed TDWP

[@KikuchiMoaLover96]

The Christian metal is black metal but Jesús

[@coolguy2873]

Pornogrind sounds like a mini gun or a assault Rifle firing.

[@meiermakesmusic]

Neil Parker Jr *EEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUYYYYYGGGGGGHHHHHHHH*

[@kerbalscuffedprogram4705]

So does death metal

[@fartbutneverforgotten]

kekekekekekekekek

[@filipgaier4908]

U already know what kind of rifle >:] XD

[@aidenbutcher8461]

The drums

[@storm7870]

2:17 That Growl Is Amazing

[@EnergeticSpark63]

hey

[@dan1score]

0:52 Ah yes, the all-mighty lord... *LAWN MOWER*

[@fabio4910]

Lmaoo

[@Que934]

…Savior 🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚🪚

[@acetroubleshooter9500]

Nobody: My neighbors at 3 a.m: 0:13

[@elculiaodelosjudaspriest]

xdxd

[@darkcomedy8282]

The comment has 333 likes

[@MrShinigxmi]

Lol

[@theshockerpit7274]

Ccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@cvct_lo]

XDDD

[@xigxagcorporation6786]

1:45 Man, the new Limp Bizkit album sounds great

[@vecherinka4605]

Was sesrching for this comment xD

[@sleepysrich2628]

Or whitey ford

[@megacahh870]

Lol

[@inflatapooble3917]

armored mango nk

[@pablo_giustiniani]

INVISIBLE ZOMBIES

[@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293]

The Comments Are About: 56% Christian Metal 24% Transition From Christian Metal And Pornogrind 12% Death Metal 8% All Other Things

[@gwengame7632]

0,1 % Djent

[@kowskull_]

Ah yes, Napalm Death.

[@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293]

@@kowskull_, So?

[@kowskull_]

@@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293 all i can say is... YOUSUFFERBUTWHY

[@loveandthunder2005]

0:53 what people who aren’t into metal think normal metal is

[@blackened8250]

Nice profile picture.

[@junenaya2736]

What exactly is normal metal? Lol

[@mrpicklesterevienta8656]

@@junenaya2736 omg my man just roasted this dude 😫😫😫

[@aerodynamickerbal]

@@blackened8250 Yours is cool too

[@blackened8250]

@@aerodynamickerbal Thanks.

[@kiwo9647]

I love how it goes Christan Metal Pornogrind Aliencore Like why Jared Why

[@user-jw7kj]

Hamaji Panda I know right

[@xer0cide881]

Why not?

[@bimmer8636]

CPA

[@LRM12o8]

Because it's hilarious! ... Our Lord and saviour: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURGH . . . UUUUUUUUURGH

[@dhdjdjfh2655]

Now you have 666 likes 😂

[@DLP-Coasters]

0:49 " I'd like to talk about our Lord Savior" one second later *UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

[@Mutikainen87]

😆

[@angelievd]

THE FACE TRANSFORMATION

[@gheadstudio3300]

Right now this comment has 666 likes. Ironic..

[@luigiacito1695]

Me when I slam my little finger on the bedside table: 0:44

[@luigiacito1695]

Scacco matto

[@ra-vensuper1807]

@@luigiacito1695 amico italiano yeeeeeh

[@luigiacito1695]

@@ra-vensuper1807 weeee frateeee t'appost?

[@youarecristiano.7]

@@luigiacito1695 Porco dioooooo

[@radioactivian]

yes

[@zQoQz]

0:11 as someone from Texas, this accurately describes everyone in this goddamn state

[@theonewhoisfelonious8211]

@DaRebel and SC

[@sus-it5tr]

Same with country people in. C

[@sus-it5tr]

Nc

[@quinnyg3651]

yeah or the entire south east especially TN

[@RgeioMrtinz]

I hear ya dude/dudette. Also hello from Houston

[@Kwipper]

0:43 I died laughing at the transition between Christian Metal to Pornogrind.

[@Sheersanctity]

+Kwipper Ursus haha tbh it sounded dope esp how lot of songs have that pause between the main chorus and then "extreme solos"

[@ToaGatanuva]

+Kwipper Ursus Me too

[@Txcqunx]

same here bruh xD

[@rizsevenx]

funny

[@MrStijnhendriks]

yes xD

[@savajevtic8040]

Who the fuck is that creepy guy in the bottom left corner

[@aaahah9931]

Dan TDM

[@savajevtic8040]

What the fuck is he doing down there

[@aaahah9931]

Sava Jevtić minecraft invades every where you see it once you see it forever

[@savajevtic8040]

cabematt101 1211 Minecraft is okay, but why the fuck would he keep Dan's face down there and creep his viewers out

[@aaahah9931]

Sava Jevtić i know right

[@luuk3213]

0:54 germans have a letter for this sound. it's the letter Ü

[@gavinbrown5804]

Yeah. (Ich habe den Hund gebÜckt)

[@Que934]

@@gavinbrown5804 YOU DID WHAT

[@urianerreerre5005]

@@Que934 rip dog

[@ulquiorra4196]

“Kill everyone be brutal” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂bruh

[@uwu-vx2qh]

نايس 😅

[@TheCondorjc]

Sounds like something Nathan Explosion would say.

[@P1LoT-]

XDXDXD

[@fnafkatpotato1312]

0:11 why do I love this so much

[@guitarkid9623]

Its honestly true

[@fitzgerald6466]

FNAF Katpotato HELLYEAH in a nutshell

[@MisterPowers89]

Just sounded like "Beer Is Good" by Psychostick.

[@TheFreakOnee]

Because you're as dumb as a stump

[@justinkohler979]

I’m from Texas this ain’t bad still like Lynard skynard and metallica better tho

[@juanfelipearango3750]

Coments... 5% Good video 95% Pornogrind

[@KostisPlayz]

*_OOOOOOOOOOOOOH_*

[@KostisPlayz]

@Samuel Endicott Dont you dare YT

[@KostisPlayz]

*DONT YOU DARE!!!!!!*

[@burningbelow4424]

Haha yeah as soon as I seen the pornogrind thing I immediately had to comment. It's one of my closest friends favorite genre.

[@josefaschwanden1502]

@@burningbelow4424 imagine telling someone wich music u like.

[@m4rs761]

"I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord and savior." *"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"*

[@LePoneyPosey76]

That riff at 0:44 is pretty cool. Wanted to hear more

[@JohnieCanine]

2:20 When your playing free for all deathmatch on DOOM 4

[@ghisbetterthanrb]

lmfaooo!!

[@supermasterfighter]

You forgot the growl lmao

[@tomcrowe3342]

*You're

[@kerbalscuffedprogram4705]

Brutal D.M

[@MilfHunter42069]

Misspelled Unreal Tournament*

[@getthepercs6094]

0:53 Helicopter metal

[@Genixgang]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's good.

[@themetalist1893]

0:53 wait, so this is our lord and savior

[@elektrik-fz4up]

And now you are here too ;-;

[@Fr0staX]

URRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[@BigMikey007]

0:53 Washing clothes in the washing machine be like:

[@kauannefreitas]

I love the way he stares at the camera in the begin

[@kauannefreitas]

Rayene Boussetta Yes, that fucking turns me on.

[@shrimpy420]

"I would like to take 25 minutes to talk about our lord and savior." *_OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH_*

[@noided_x2963]

Amen brother

[@Pr3stig3july]

🙏

[@theskyisnotreal]

Can I get an amen

[@TheM0n0lith]

@@theskyisnotreal amen

[@Whatruacop97]

(Wipes the tears form my face) Wonderful

[@younesamar1212]

Nobody : My mother when she wake : 2:16

[@raulalvaradodrums]

0:53 wouldn’t want to mess with the drummer

[@EnergeticSpark63]

more like 2:16

[@JJ-ls6el]

The djent one is hilarious.

[@Txcqunx]

true

[@unamusedmule]

+dimitrouli pap Yes

[@mitchinatr7093]

+Th3_Pr0ph3cy / Amos Pöttner Agreed.

[@cylindricalfire]

2:28 Just imagine someone actually doing this on the drums

[@perfumandoonordeste.5793]

which is song in death metal?

[@Lol-ke1ug]

@@perfumandoonordeste.5793 arch enemy

[@radioactivian]

top 10 ways to get carpal tunnel in .5 seconds

[@typicallyadingus]

I think Arron Ketcher can play this live

[@musicman3351]

You ever heard of infant annihilator?

[@whiteclaw8680]

Beginning: the strength of my sword is above nine thousand 2 seconds later: BeER iS GooD, bEer iS GoOd LeTs dRinK bEer

[@Sana-oo1to]

00:24 I would totally unironically listen to that XD

[@substonezalienzcrew7478]

Hell yeah icant get it out of me head for weeks now

[@cloudrz]

I love it

[@pjp7316]

Id listen the hell out of that beer is good beer is good

[@icannotcomeupwithanything4609]

Same.

[@retrodanhd3278]

0:11 need a Full Version 0_0

[@holyordersoftheemperorsinq246]

Psychostick - Beer Is Good

[@ARCOMEITHIA]

Nice

[@ARCOMEITHIA]

Beer is god beer is god ;)

[@vaivucsien]

Yea, beer is good 😂😂😂

[@amrfwws4461]

Sounds like SOAD for me.

[@frost4804]

"I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord and savior EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[@RodrigoAlves-yr1ct]

Edward Richtofen sounded like a slam metal song intro

[@void4087]

OMG 😂😂😂 didn't think of it that way

[@ryantaylor4196]

KZbin Odinist. Lol he goes from,Christian to pissed.,lmaoo

[@sebastianstatham3274]

2:16 among us impostors when their kill cooldown is at 0

[@trustymccoolgal]

Underrated comment

[@Mid_Mountain_Cucumber]

LMAOOOOO

[@deeznutzbandit7035]

Bruh

[@ihale3892]

WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS

[@rynejohnson9892]

@@ihale3892 bruh ive seen this joke everywhere and its never not funny

[@maddman9093]

Isn’t “Rap Metal” called Nu Metal? Not hating just curious!

[@kinglykaon2896]

Rap metal focuses on hip-hop vocals (rap), while nu metal focuses on hip-hip sound, instrumentation, and rhythm.

[@alchemist3661]

Kinda. It's like the difference between rap and hip-hop.

[@_idk_9163]

Korn is nu metal and they are not like rap

[@Chocolatine79]

@@alchemist3661 Rap is a music genre and hip-hop is a culture

[@alchemist3661]

@@Chocolatine79 Hip Hop is a genre of music that came from the Hip Hop culture. And besides, it's an example dumbass

[@ioandav5422]

0:44 when your teacher says you have 20 minutes to finish your work and 5 minutes later she says stop

[@ethanmorrow4241]

IRONHENDRIX 17 hahahahah😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ethanmorrow4241]

IRONHENDRIX 17, 😂😂😂😂

[@davidong3325]

0:52 My Reaction: UOUOOUOUUOOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUUUOUOUUUUUOUUOUUOUOUUOUOUUOUUUUUOUUOOOOUOOOUUUUUUUUOUUOUOUUOUOOOUUUUOUOUUOUOUOUUUUUUUUO

[@sackjalter7001]

2:16 here comes the master of all metal genres

[@brutaljk4251]

Jack's Asylum Brutal

[@devinngeorge]

The avatar

[@NyxHoja]

This doesn't metal .-. It's a subgenre

[@foxygneh2682]

Jack's Asylum yeah you are right

[@seanglueckert8312]

Obituary, morbid angel, decide, or cannibal corpse?

[@zurielsmithson6946]

2:30 That transition between death Metal and party metal is actually hilarious

[@naufalhisyamrabbani9521]

the head behind Jared emits an insanely threatening aura.

[@MmBREADmMMMMMMMM]

Glad I’m not the only one that thinks that

[@jayiguess.5777]

That cutout is coming for you... /j

[@jcdenton4534]

The Stoner Metal lowkey gave me a 2012 Three Days Grace vibe and I actually liked it.

[@SkyShadows-ik5vu]

Fucking S A M E

[@tnocorey7551]

Yesssss

[@post-hardcoreGuy]

It gave me a big show theme vibe

[@rcengineer]

I CAN TASTE COLORS

[@stpbasss3773]

Made me think of Pantera for some reason

[@robsinacsi]

The christian metal breakdown rhythm was "heavenly" *see what i did there? No? Okay*

[@JustinKeithD]

It was though lol I was like "oooooh is there more?"

[@twocansami5086]

Must you really.

[@Gongasoso]

Rob Sinacsi I think the moment of change into pornogrind was one of the funniest things Jared has ever done. My sides are a radioactive wasteland now.

[@daemonstevenson2519]

"Good god" that was the worst pun. Heh heh. P.S. I am not trying to offend any Christians.

[@RWH411]

Daemon Stevenson no matter how hard you try they're always offended by something

[@eldestboat0159]

"I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord and savior" *"ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"*

[@jayden7106]

KZbin Band Singer: Jared Dines Guitarist: Rob Scallon Drummer: COOP3RDRUMM3R Bassist: Davie504 Edit: Thx for the likes!

[@MultivitaminzZ]

My Christmas Wish

[@darthrevin8230]

Wheres TheDooo?

[@rdogboyo573]

Rhythm: Stevie t

[@nztvgaming]

Triangle: Stevie T

[@kemmit189]

i think davie would kill rob cause guitar sucks

[@nyctoby]

Christian Metal Lyrics : JESUUUUS CHRIIIIIST End

[@braindrillcp8935]

And all the bible

[@sonitgorla4125]

😂🤣

[@theneighborskid3179]

I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our Lord and Savior *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

[@BenjaminMankowski]

You had 666 likes, and I had to add one in the name of Our Lord and Savior.

[@brainrunnethout]

The transition from Christian metal to pornogrind is amazing.

[@Urchy]

John I seamless

[@michaelmertin1895]

Sorry but Christian Metal is the biggest Joke wich ever exist.

[@MemeLord42]

Now I imagine people still moshing during the 25 minutes he is talking about Jesus

[@gebrathezebra7312]

For real lmao 😂😂

[@uralink3485]

2:15 I hope those "brutal" are a reference to Nathan Explosion. Also I would like to listen to a full version of that song.

[@EnergeticSpark63]

2:02 that transition from rap metal to djent was sick

[@nekrosatanica]

“I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord and savor,” *EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

[@Touikish_Electra]

BiG BOY 0:49

[@GigaJinGaming3711]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bluejay8676]

Aye I saw you make that “I am senpai” comment on a slipknot song

[@HatTheFatCat]

for next Part please do: kawaii metal speed metal symphonic metal prog metal medieval core

[@helkat9876]

Hasan Tawab gregorian metal

[@ojomann1]

Uh... Black Metal?

[@JohnJohn-pe5kr]

Ole-Johnny Olsen that’s death metal

[@ojomann1]

Mr Awesome97 since when?

[@daniliciousbeers5502]

Slam and trash metal also :D

[@thecountofmovies6775]

0:55 how it feels to chew 5 gum

[@rasperjoda]

0:48 I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord a saviour. *EEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUU* He talked about our lord and saviour is such a good way!

[@Chaguun92]

I´d like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord and saviour OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

[@Adelnoor_]

No joke 2:16 instrumental was something i wish was a full song

[@grimonYT]

Leonardo Castaldo dude those kick drums are beasttttt

[@kotongking2316]

title please

[@minttea6358]

I think it's influenced by CC song I Cum Blood, it has kinda similar riffs and more brutal blast beats. Check it out. It's cool, it can be too heavy if you're not into death metal, but it's kickass as heck

[@minttea6358]

@Wind 2000 in the I cum blood intro the tremolo picking was much faster while keeping it downtuned, and the blast beats were the same with this but much faster. It's hard to distinguish the sounds if you're not using a decent headphone since distortion in guitar riffs are a common thing you'll find in a lot of dm or bm songs. Some even intentionally recorded the songs poorly to increase the vagueness and the dreadful atmosphere. Like *Mayhem - freezing moon* (you can't get more Black metal than this)

[@minttea6358]

@Wind 2000 I did say that. My point was the riff and the blast beats in this one was quite similar to the I cum blood's intro. And I'm pretty sure you know there are a lot of different styles in blast beats, not just one. Same applies with the riffs, although I can't name it specifically, thus why I described it at the beginning of my paragraph instead.

[@cubaross2361]

“I would like to take a moment to talk about our lord and savior” “UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO while pornogrind comes on” That’s ✨unholy✨

[@yaboi4081]

5 years later and this pops up in my recommended I’m impressed

[@CuddleSeason]

Death Metal sounds the best.

[@xXLaulmanXx]

Death Season It just doesn't sounds like death metal at all lol

[@CuddleSeason]

Floods He named it Death Metal in the vid. I am not going to say: I liked the Death Metal the best which isn't actually Death Metal.

[@xXLaulmanXx]

Death Season I've never said otherwise

[@CuddleSeason]

Floods Oh sorry, I read your comment too fast x3.

[@PhilosophicalDrummer]

Death Season but it's made from a software... like the rest

[@punisher00109]

lmao at the double bass pedal at 2:26

[@svinjamaria]

brutal

[@dismaleminence9662]

Brvtal*

[@wolverine1alpha518]

LMAO me too had me rolling

[@Snikabarz]

m8 thats not double bass thats fuckin triple bass at least

[@metalfan2346]

Not quite my tempo

[@jayiguess.5777]

2:32 man the new Attila album looks sick

[@fatheroffeathers]

0:02 That's actually good and catchy! I want a full version of it.

[@cannedbread3829]

I CAN TASTE COLORS, I CAN SEE SOUNDS

[@joeystone9224]

canned bread really.. I CAN HEAR THE COLORS

[@angrypotato5468]

Joey Stone DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMN

[@c0pp3rt0p420]

You good?

[@itscoolerthatway]

Literally I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bugumorrison]

1:01 my dirt bike starting up and running

[@hatredcadaver5148]

BorrisonDBZ lmao

[@refraggedbean]

Might want to get that checked out, only 1 human power?

[@jamesolivario4686]

sounds like my neighbor's lawnmower

[@goldeneggthatneverhatched4252]

Borrison DBZ Yep

[@goldeneggthatneverhatched4252]

Jarragar Gothever The fuck is your problem?

[@Zatsumaster]

0:51 this transition has yet to be surpassed

[@maggotmusic757]

Can we just appreciate how good Jared's lows are on this? Haha

[@Njox]

You can never get bored of this video, but tbh every time I watch it I just wait for that growl at 2:17 cuz it's so good

[@ericandreeatingachickenwin2140]

The beginning of the Christian Metal was actually pretty cool.

[@aidanweitz1792]

LOL

[@Jimmy99Nas98]

dude i know right?

[@0bsy96]

totally

[@NiceTacos]

0-0-0-000

[@ariromerog]

it was an Orphaned Land kind of thing

[@mr.berkut7052]

2:16 - teacher of mathematic came in class :))))))))

[@kehrein_reacts]

0:24 I wish this was a real song because this is awesome BANG YOURRRR HEADDDD

[@floydlawsonmayberrybarber5580]

As a Christian, I found the Christian metal part to be hilarious, JEEEESSSUSSS CHRIIIIIST😂😂😂👍 you're awesome Jared

[@blasphemous4028]

Christian metal actually exists lol

[@themoniathansnest5404]

Drew Lee demon hunter dude

[@ScientistALRIII]

watch: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKCveq1unK55bNU

[@xteleporterpower]

Demon Hunter and Fit For A King are both Christian Metal bands.

[@xavierdube6122]

Drew Lee what made me laugh the most was is face when the breakdown started, he was like thinking about Jesus and smilling, so acccurate

[@carr1ewh1te]

When Aliencore came up I thought it said Analcore and I was vvvv worried

[@seacactus1346]

+Jenna White lol

[@marcctwain8504]

+Jenna White looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

[@ellieval206]

lol

[@gothgirlgraveyard3539]

2:18 what metal sounds like to normal people

[@blackdog5186]

I love how every time I come back to this video the thumbnail changes

[@gb-sb1hy]

I never knew I needed stoner metal

[@kvltizt]

Check out some sludge. Eyehategod

[@notch5969]

or the holly springs disaster. lol

[@gb-sb1hy]

THE BENCH BOYS woah I just listened and I love it

[@notch5969]

they were so good haha

[@leatherrebel4961]

Stoner is so good

[@madisonlarsen9455]

Me: *head banging to metal* Nana: "some one call the exorcist she is possessed again"

[@Ainknowhouis]

😂

[@josh67fps]

iCumBlood bruh ur username are you ok

[@davidong3325]

Nana Hates Metal?

[@ool3062]

@@josh67fps It is a Cannibal Corpse song

[@Spikedmonster60]

You talking to me, cause that's my name for boy.

[@rocknrollraiderfan]

Beer is good...the best! He should a whole beer metal song

[@countinwermsuwu]

John Higgins Oh boy are you gonna love psychostick if you want a beer song

[@johanvissers1615]

that death metal vocal still blows me away

[@xnevertrytocorner293]

0:52 sounds like something going down on toilet while there is a gun fight outside

[@rottencorpse5971]

The father in the church: *JEESUS CHRIIIIST* My mom: **praying in metal**

[@JamesWBerkley]

0:52 when I go take a crap

[@mikegeniole2ndchannel471]

Power Metal: Dragonforce Redneck Metal: Kid Rock Groove Metal: Pantera Christian Metal: Skillet Pornogrind: Infant Annihilator Aliencore: ????? Stoner Metal: Metallica Rap Metal: Limp Bizkit Djent: ????? Death Metal: Slipknot Party Metal: ?????

[@FLS05458]

Slipknot: Death metal?? What's wrong eith you

[@countgrishnackh73]

Aliencore: The Abducted Djent: Periphery Death Metal: Cannibal Corpse

[@_CertifiedMunch_]

Slipknot is Nu Metal not death metal

[@nomejodasbrother]

Slipknot death metal? All right in home?

[@rockerjcm5957]

Stoner metal metallica?????? 😂 😂 😂 😂 Metallica suckksssss

[@guitarofthedead3225]

i was in a porno-grind band when i was 19 brings back memories

[@guitarofthedead3225]

we still perform concerts but we don't make albums

[@olivierouimet5686]

guitar of the dead cemetry rapist :Dactually kind of like cricketcore :3 have a listen at this its so funny xD

[@cecilemkda1615]

guitar of the dead and are you alright in your head XD I listen to it once and now I'm going to do nightmares ... You crazy psychopath people XD

[@guitarofthedead3225]

fufu shot well i was really immature when i was 19 so yeah

[@cecilemkda1615]

guitar of the dead thanks to this I'm gonna think of Chris Brown XD

[@usucculentcow2988]

"I can taste colors and see sounds"

[@Martinix_]

Lord Gooby xD

[@blxrredchaos1872]

2:16 my girlfriend when she’s on her period

[@MrGun-gj5ix]

TF

[@Ticklenuts6901]

Omg

[@celesteluna6834]

Do you even have a GF? XD

[@batmans_simp7820]

Me too.

[@giantpinkcat]

What Girlfriend?

[@childofshadow38]

2023 and this video remains the most addicted video to watch. He killed every single one of them.

[@abbasahmedlp]

is there a love button on KZbin??? it should be here.....

[@ryuukookami9846]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@duffzilla1292]

Yep

[@uby54ty06]

We need reactions on KZbin.

[@ryksy7744]

abbas ahmed Add to favourites?

[@RedstoneManiac13]

Damnit you beat me to it

[@plazasta]

Jesus christ! I would like to take 25 minutes of our show to talk about our lord and savior UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

[@plazasta]

*breathes* UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

[@CalculoMental-jn6nt]

+plazasta hahahahaha nice dude hahahahaha

[@TheHuntingPals]

Omg xD that part had me dying.

[@matthewlohman6377]

Best part

[@viktoreriksson595]

+TheHuntingPals Attila ;3

[@Skulbutter]

2:40 "WE'RE GETTIN' HIGH ON LIFE-" I'm pretty sure that's the blunt you just mentioned. 😂

[@CpCubeR]

The part with "üüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüüü" has damn deep lyrics

[@skullmalice5287]

*JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!* I would like to take 25 minutes out of our show to talk about our lord and savior.

[@andreasfeon9436]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH ... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

[@randomstuffguy8129]

*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* *UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*

[@soph4736]

*inhales and stops* UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@TheFirstAmendment]

He's real and he loves you. He died and rose again so you could die to your sin and live again in him in this life for the next

[@dreyden_the_slam_man]

@@TheFirstAmendment amen brother

[@draw-der7749]

2.32 that "brutal" it's from metalocalypse xD

[@jameshendermusic]

dethklok for life

[@draw-der7749]

Brutal

[@alftitolito]

hahahaha, that was funny

[@orangenoise8350]

Homar con ashe brutal

[@haydenbolstad991]

"I would like to take 30 minutes to talk about our lord and savior" *RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

[@jonjon5325]

Nobody: If I had speech of something to say: 0:48 But in reality it's like this: 0:53