10 Types of Skyrim Players

[@KotleKettle]

You forgot the modder, who installs 9999 mods, makes patches for them, and never end up playing thr game

[@AngryToasterOven]

lmao this is me right now.

[@Baloo106]

Get out of my head man

[@Vanzgars]

This is me with Dwarf Fortress and Project Zomboid.

[@beewell1600]

"is it even Skyrim anymore"

[@ArkayLerano]

Yea, its me

[@professionalfoita]

Then there’s “The Exploiter” - who gets to a really high level early on via glitches, realises they’ve ruined the enjoyment of the game after 20 hours of grinding then abandons Skyrim for 6 months

[@Ewok612]

Then does it all again. I cheat because I’m unhappy and I’m unhappy because I cheat. It’s a vicious cycle.

[@akechijubeimitsuhide]

I enjoy the game BECAUSE I don't bother with grinding. It's run 247, I'll just max all relevant skills with the console, make a fuckton of modded armour / weapons and oneshot everything. While running around in a crinoline probably.

[@Dr.Heimskr]

too real lmao

[@mentalkittyRealOG]

@@Ewok612i feel this… I just got full Daedric Armor and level 90 conjuring as all as thousands of gold at level 1 in my newest playthrough…

[@celnart3159]

I'm sorry what? Having one character once in a while where you get to 100 stealth by exploiting the greybeards by sneak attacking them doesn't detract me in the slightest. I have numerous other characters where I play "normally", but sometimes you wanna get shit done quick. The only times where I stop playing Skyrim is when I break my modlist.

[@Ivan-s6i5c]

0:30 19,503 hrs on record "I'm tired boss" took me out 🤣

[@andrewgood7586]

I honestly wish I had a record of all the hours Ive put in to this game between the 6 or so copies Ive bought over the past 13 years. lol

[@Ivan-s6i5c]

@@andrewgood7586 Same. I played in offline mode mostly because no internet connection back then. So it didnt record my hours. Fun time

[@HonestLettuce]

The movie this is from was so good.

[@innerarts4091]

​@@HonestLettucethats the Green Mile, right?

[@HonestLettuce]

@@innerarts4091 yup. And the act for John Coffey was Michael Clarke Duncan. R.I.P.

[@alejohndrom4092]

I felt called out when the video said “keeps making new characters but never finishes the game”

[@johnnyag1912]

You and me both. I've been playing Skyrim since the ps3 days and still haven't finished it. Mods just make it worse

[@nobodysinceforever]

Dude that's so me 😂😂😂

[@kandul3372]

@@nobodysinceforever me too haha

[@JayHog1992]

Out of 5 tries, only once I finished the game. And only twice I actually did the civil war at all.

[@kandul3372]

@@JayHog1992 I have over 2k hours in skyrim. Only two times end main questline with alduin. And only one civil war haha

[@ProtoMario]

Tank increases Archery lmao

[@kandul3372]

?

[@metitfour131]

It was the shooting that increases archery.

[@ta_pegandofogo]

kinda makes sense. Bullets are akin arrows, but with a different sprite and sound

[@user-skankhunt4242]

Tank beats everything! Oh man, I could do this all day.

[@kandul3372]

@@user-skankhunt4242 What the fuck?

[@AshDeGirl]

Theres also the explorer, who just spends time walking around, with all their graphics mods

[@axelhens7831]

Spend 2 game days enjoying a waterfall

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

Yeah, the realist with all the 8K retextures and other high end mods that make real life look overrated. Tried going that route multiple times myself, but my PC specs couldn't keep up so I ended up between "is it even Skyrim anymore" and "coomer" 😂

[@artymusoke1352]

This was me the first time I got got graphic mods working. Launch Skyrim just to take a walk and clear my mind after a day at work

[@pacothemajestic]

11: The ones waiting on Beyond Skyrim

[@slumpytony2941]

Me waiting for Skywind and Skyblivion....

[@Diaphat]

By the time that finishes, Elder Scrolls VII will come out

[@Disgruntled_Grunt]

@@Diaphat and will still be inferior to (but just as unstable as) heavily-modded Skyrim

[@pacothemajestic]

@@Diaphat it doesnt have to actually be complete, i just want 1 or 2 more bruma sized releases preferably somewhere thats not so cold

[@Diaphat]

@@pacothemajestic I agree. Their site promises so much, but we're stuck with Skyrim extended. At least Falskaar is pretty interesting. It's a separate mod, of course, but it's as large as another province.

[@sym667]

The slow explorer: you leave him building the character, and when you visit him 6 months later he's still checking the Bleak Falls Barrow in case he missed something.

[@Anonymos185]

Completionist here. I put over 600 hours into a single save, using the Lost Legacy modpack. So many modded questlines. So damn many modded questlines.

[@ItsDaKoolaidDude]

"m'tired boss" tho i dont have lost legacy, i still end up having a moment of "oh fucking shit, i fucked something up and now i need to delete the character and restart *_AGAIN_*"

[@rc2k524]

did you finished that one? lost legacy was long as hell

[@Kronosfobi]

I used to play mods like you. Then, I got a update to the knee. It broke the entire game and all the mods. Since the update was ''free'' and absolutely automatic, I couldnt find a way to restore the game. Havent played it for the past years because of that damned update.

[@carbonwolfx1487]

@@Kronosfobi Yeah, updating skyrim will usually break mods, kinda sucks that it does but it's a known issue. In your steam settings you can set skyrim to only update it when you launch the game, and since when you launch modded youre usually not launching thru steam ittl never update while you play unlesss you accidentally start the vanilla game thru steam

[@SadKavkaz]

Brother I made 200+ hours in vanilla Skyrim, not special edition even. And I skipped couse tired level upping for meet with ebony warrior. (I didn't meet) 600h for mods maybe not so big time

[@ginke1996]

0:10 I thought I was the only one lmao

[@m39413]

Welcome to the club.

[@jayro6397]

You are not alone.

[@obarcobama8962]

me too, bro... It is kinda depressing

[@mattd.8945]

We are all brothers and sisters now

[@eggesspaget9123]

Me too. Cant. Stop.

[@sebastiancoar1991]

That last guy is either the stuff of legends or he has a KZbin comedy channel. 😂

[@LorePlayingGames]

It's Joov

[@davidjacobs7465]

Calm or pacify spells + dagger + fortify illusion gear = stealth stabber.

[@yuri5950]

Me with perk book mod laughing 😅

[@monsieurdorgat6864]

Nightblade is my favorite class both in Morrowind and Skyrim. Though I usually go for a mod that helps me scale the rune spells. You stealth cast runes, the enemy AI finds and steps on it, but you're in stealth the whole time. You level stealth because they "see" you when they step on the rune, but then your hiding spot kicks in and they don't find you.

[@maileesaeya3614]

I mostly do "stealth caster" these days, though I do play with mods to mitigate the magic scaling problem. Then I drop stealth entirely and stroll jauntily through the dungeon where everything died the second I stepped inside because it turns out that: Potion of Fortify Destruction + Flame/Shock/Frost Cloak is even more broken then Stealth Archer.

[@dhgwsgsgsgsgsgfsgsdgfsg]

You missed one - the person who comes back to the game every year or so, spends several days installing hundreds of mods and testing compatibility, then plays for less than an hour and forgets about it.

[@117MindGoblin]

With 2000 combined hours of Skyrim, I have been all of these....

[@xXTheVigilantXx]

I'm a completionist that can't be a completionist because I refuse to do the Boethiah quest on principle. I'm in a state of eternal suffering.

[@ronin7997]

I used to feel the same way until I discovered the resurrection console command. Now the prerequisite to initiate the questline is a mostly victimless crime. xD

[@bradblair3318]

I leave principals and morality behind when gaming. I'm almost saddened that only one person can suffer this way. There's a whole list of people I would like to throw on that Sacellum. Maven Black-Briar, DELPHINE, Lydia, Nadja Stone-Arm, and Elenwen come to mind. Thankfully, I can make anyone a follower through mods and I can reload saves. If people feel that bad about making someone go through this, hire Mercutio from The Bee and The Barb. He's basically Yamcha. If someone is using a follower mod, why haven't you nailed Nazeem to the damn shrine yet?

[@sparkeyjames]

Find a random sell sword hire him/her and use him/her for that. No great loss. The poison ebony chainmail payoff is worth it.

[@mlh1030]

Choosing Ralis Sedarys makes the Boethiah quest so easy. Rest assured, there's no one more deserving.

[@SingingWraith98]

@mlh1030. Ralis ain't bad he was forced to do it because of azhidal. Get that flesh eater lady or that east empire company lady in windhelm who fired cannon shots before we could even make an escape.

[@jubbs1146]

i took this video very seriously, now i'm on my 113th playthrough as a stealth archer with big tiddy mods

[@monsieurdorgat6864]

lol please explain the big tiddy mods Like... why not just normal porn?

[@BottleofLotion]

Once I discovered mods, I never went back to vanilla.

[@scottm8292]

I feel like I'm one of very few people that doesn't play stealth archer.

[@kayderrart]

Hey, I'm one if them too! I never manage to be a stealth archer - I always play as mage:)

[@scottm8292]

@@kayderrart Same here, but I also like my dagger

[@ddthemage3861]

I feel like I’m one of the select few that just straight up raw dogs fights sure I have to buy a lot of health options and die a lot but it’s fun lol

[@luizmarinho6138]

I'm sick of these memes that try to speak for everyone with that whole "Everyone loves stealth archer" bullshit. No, we don't! I'm happier cleaving things in half with a big sword!

[@corrdox]

​@@kayderrart finally, some mage fellows!

[@matthewpankau5683]

Scene with the vanilla enjoyer, only there’s a dragon flying backwards in the background 😂😂

[@Thomas-ib8fe]

Well, that's vanilla. Perfect.

[@zurielschubert9410]

I will never get the stealth archer thing. I have 103 Health Potions I have me Greatsword I have me Ebony Armor All is well

[@sparkeyjames]

Been there done that. Also did the stealth archer assassin thing too. Conjurer archer was interesting needed lots of magica potions.

[@mistreviews]

​@@sparkeyjamesSame here... only with a sledgehammer.

[@Claude2003]

Exactly. I have my Conjuration and Destruction spells. All is well.

[@WorgenWorld]

Everytime I decide to do some stealth, I end up charging at enemies like a caveman 😂❤

[@sparkeyjames]

@@WorgenWorld crouchy crouchy sneaky sneaky.

[@red_dll]

Somehow I became the hardcore survival player who also is a completionist AND starts an additional character frequently due to a build idea.

[@spectate0074]

Are..are you a Nord IRL? you sound like you're from Skyrim.

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

Respect the grind 🫡

[@mikitz]

@@spectate0074 Funny you should ask, at least I am...

[@NeHoMaRG]

I mod skyrim for 200 hours to play it 50 hours, and repeat.

[@Alexey_Burlya]

Coomer. Loverslab is the best, I'll go find another unfortunate dragon

[@creeper326.]

Really man, couldn’t you be spending your time better?

[@zyatherealinfestor9566]

Bruh-Momento.

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

Wait until you find out about some obscure hidden Japanese mod sites 😏

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

I find it highly entertaining that "The coomer" is the most replayed here.

[@Verdessa1273]

probably because the cretins want to look at the picture of serana in the background

[@Unkindled13]

Near the end of my Skyrim journey I became the survival on legendary guy. No fast travel, walking the winter roads with a torch in hand

[@kebubas]

I love how you chose one of the most psychotic characters in media to show the vanilla player

[@drewholmes7356]

Here’s something better than stealth archer. Assassins blade (15x backstab damage), Shrouded gloves (2x backstab damage), and Valdr's Lucky Dagger (25% chance for 1.5x damage). So you can effectively oneshot most enemies in the game with a *30x damage* stealth strike. On ANY difficulty.

[@Mart-E12]

What about the modder that never actualy plays the game and ends up totaly breaking it, that's me

[@KotleKettle]

Yes!

[@lukemorgan6166]

Quirky

[@WC3fanatic997]

I actually like the subversion of going into this thinking it'll be another hilarious Doofz romp through Tamriel, only to be hit with the hard truths and realizations that, for the better or worse, this game has single-handedly changed the landscape of video games forever. And I laughed, if but to keep from weeping.

[@SeroX51]

As a fellow LLab frequenter, I can agree with this assessment.

[@nathmartins3154]

A WHOLE TANK AND THEN "Archery increased" killed me💀

[@PizzaCat4yhwh]

"This is where the real game begins" ~Mittensquad Rip

[@kayderrart]

I'm that terrible Vanilla Hardcore Skyrim enjoyer, who got stuck with "every character is a mage".

[@sparkeyjames]

At least you didn't get stuck in the stealth stabber archer model like I did. I played that 3 straight times each with a different armor level Heavy medium then light. It now takes me effort to not devolve myself into being that.

[@Axzle_YT]

“The Big Cheese”: The player that does absolutely nothing but horde thousands of wheels of cheese.

[@WhimsicalCreature457]

We making Skyrim an entirely different game with this one! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

[@antoniocenteno1483]

Number 11. The one who wants the Skyrim experience but not all the dying and learning so console commands galore and plays TGM as his default initial move

[@TheShadowForgeStudio]

“Is it even Skyrim anymore” made me chuckle repeatedly, don’t know why that and not everything else.

[@kalzod-182]

I'm a completionist, slightly modded survival mode challenge Skyrim. I like to play the game with only items given to me by npc's, quest items, or rewards. I also let my character buy 1 spell every 7 levels.

[@Rohan_--]

I make a character, play 2 weeks, make another character, play 2 weeks. And once more. And then, I quit for 12-18 months and do it all over again!

[@eh9084]

Bro i had to instantly drop every bow i ever found to avoid being a sneak archer

[@hand_seal_Ryo]

We mustn't forget the one who makes up his mind to be a vampire lord but realizes his outfit is perfect for a werewolf.

[@PP-cm4re]

‘The one who keeps making new characters but never finishes the game’ ME! 🙋‍♂️😂

[@VentSaviour]

I work in a lab that develops mods for lovers 🖤

[@Arronic]

Men of culture they say Never lies

[@He11raiser01]

You’re doing God’s work, soldier. 🫡

[@arjunratnadev]

all of a sudden I wanna play this game again!

[@HomicidalTh0r]

Thank you for your Patronage. I have money when you're done.

[@Xtoxinlolinecronomicon]

Thank you for your service to the ever increasing Skyrim mod list and my load order ☺️

[@TheWtfanime]

The Completionist made me laugh more than I thought it would You forgot: The Horder The player who finds everything and just dumps it all all in their house, this includes companions

[@andrescabrera786]

Vanilla skyrim is the best skyrim, i love it

[@alexanderstilianov]

I've suffered from restartitis for years. I used to make a new character, play until about level 10 - 20 when there's some semblance of a build, then watch Fudgemuppet and decide to make a new character.

[@ScorpionGaming5]

I'm pretty much all of these ngl, that stealth archer and completionist is so real

[@GhostLink92]

Number 2 is me all day. Reinstall, download a bunch of mods, and stop playing half way through the main quest either cause I'm bored, or the Bethesda Jank creeps back in.

[@bobmauranne6829]

Install modpacks for that. The number of mods included and content will solve your boreness issue.

[@EricssonRotaryBiscuit]

The pain of being a completionist when so many quests become broken, stuck or otherwise unfinishable must be unfathomable.

[@schmo49]

"I'm gonna create a new sexy farmer RP hardcore survivalist stealth archer character!" - me every 6 months

[@dieselnation555]

Me: the vanilla legendary survival completionist with a moral compass.

[@because-strudels]

This game left a permanent mark upon my life, and every time an awesome new mod comes out, it's like it gets resurrected (and my passion with it)

[@opusepynomus9995]

"the Immersion freak" who uses mods like frostfall etc to tweak up thr challenge. You can use bear Grylls for that😅

[@oolooo]

0:47 It basically defined a part of my Life and still does . Also , my necesary mods , of course .

[@ЧерныйМагнум44]

1:07 ну что, господа, практикуем владение одноручным оружием?

[@kaizulstreamarchivememes4742]

You forgot the rarest one of all, the one who never once played as a stealth archer

[@thecauldron2212]

I was the loot goblin, i filled my falkreath house completely with treasure at the dinner table. Gems, gold bars, statues, paragons, everything. Only when i added the 800th (ish) item to the pile my game froze and black screened followed by a crash and after i was unable to load my save files for said playthrough, the orphans in Falkreath manor are still waiting for me to bring more treasure probably 😢

[@Enderwave22]

The second one is partly true for me. It's like I start a new game and after a while I'm like: “Fuck it, not the way I want it. RESTART- ‘Hey you, you're finally awake!’ ”

[@Cxdyy]

0:22 I LOVE Vanilla Skyrim

[@Verchiel_]

Completionist represent. 700 and 500 hour LoTD playthroughs under the belt, started a third one recently gunning for 1k.

[@spejic1]

Same. I've only played 3 characters and they've all done everything there is to do, usually many many times.

[@diegofonseca7457]

Me all the time: Well, it's time for the 20th dark elf battlemage

[@soapiscooler]

No matter how many times I play, I refuse to kill Party Snacks

[@ОннокорОктябрь]

You forgot that one particular person _(definitely not me)_ who maxed out defence, damage and applied all available enchants to armor and weapons

[@BLMan828]

Yeah, being a completionist is kinda tiring, but man, in the end it just feels so satisfying.

[@Mr.K316]

I thought i was so badass being a stealth archer then i went on youtube to see skyrim videos and learned I was not alone

[@themessenger4008]

the one about parthurnax was so accurate I remember my first play through. I thought I was obligated to complete every quest and I just stood there looking at a dragon pacing around and watching his head turned looking at me and I was just like stop watching me when I have to kill you haha I didn’t do it 😂

[@paramedic2172]

Ok, so I would be a "vanilla enjoyer" with a bit of "Skyrim-only player", because I just got a blanket with the map printed

[@ericdolbeare5733]

0:12 that's me to this day I still haven't finished a whole playthrough

[@Media_Paradox]

In the end we all know that we'll be the stealth archer. All roads lead there. We can either fight it and unknowingly end up there by level 20, or just accept our fates and shoot that bear under Helgen, thus beginning our journey into the inevitable.

[@ghost707]

Eldritch knight were you only use heavy armor, summon weapons/daedric artifacts , and spells. You can be a stealth archer but generally just magic and melee since your options for a bow are limited to one that is found in a few places.

[@dominicormiston2755]

For those who want to stop constantly playing stealth archery, try focusing on these three skill trees: -Two handed greatsword -Alchemy ( without abusing mechanics) -light armor Then run up to any enemy and constantly spam stagger them with stationary power strikes with the aid of potions. They will not have the chance to strike you back.

[@JaneDoeValentine]

I love stealth archer not just cause I’m a coward and terrible at fighting, but because it’s honestly calming. Assuming I am successful and kill the enemies ahead of time, I get to go take my time exploring the environment and admire the scenery. Especially in Dwemer Ruins

[@Zaftrack]

Yes, there are these challengers all around: playing without arms, without legs, without a mouse, upside down, running all the distances in the game for real... Just give these poor guys a strap-on and leave them alone.

[@Propane_Acccessories]

Finally, this meme format is used properly.

[@unknown12018]

Some of us were all of these things at one point..

[@DrJay-iy8rv]

Then there’s the Farmer who spend his playthrough living in skyrim

[@geralt7144]

Unique build always ends as a stealth archer for some reason 🤡

[@burningsinner1132]

You are always one minor inconvenience away from becoming a crouching god killer.

[@refreshingnoodle8118]

I started for once a Restoration build and it’s working wonders at end game. Granted I’m on normal or hard and it’s fun to just tank through dragon’s breath past level 50

[@corrdox]

I always end up with mage, I want to make warrior build - ends up as mage, I want to make archer build - ends up as mage, I want to make assasin - and I end up as mage Idk how

[@burningsinner1132]

@@corrdox Well, perfectly understandable in Morrowind and Oblivion. Kinda iffy in Skyrim without mods - magic is simply not as strong.

[@corrdox]

@burningsinner1132 idk, I do not care about enemies past level 15, as they simply can't get close to me. Only problem is high level mages, everything else is a child play even on legendary

[@adalbertoruiz7651]

I'm a completionist adventurer. It doesn't make much sense if you do a strict role-play, but it's nice to see how diverse the game is, even with a single character.

[@Soloong_Gaybowzer]

My skyrim games both in presentation and music tend to look, feel and sound more like Thor Ragnarok. Including powers, weapons and sky-ships. I love mods so much.

[@frost2993]

Once a friend got mad with me because he saw me going with the Master Chief armor with a Barret Cal. 50 in a Harley Davidson going to a quest😂😂

[@bobmauranne6829]

Did "The Hardcore". In fact, with proper mods relative to hunt/camping, it is enjoyable and the Forsworn Shamaness have been one of my favorite runs (yes, with Coomer category too, ofc).

[@quickstep2408]

this was well edited 👍

[@barrettthompson8786]

Morrowind potion sound clocked. Nice work.

[@ChimmyXrd]

0:10 is basically me not wanting to do the main quest and Reach something Like Level 100 instead before making a new character.

[@foxxmcknight8955]

I’m a cross between ’is it even Skyrim any more & Completionist’

[@locustofchiron]

I usually really dislike hardcore survival stuff but something about Skyrim with survival, hunterborn, and campfire is just satisfying Next time I try it I should also get a mod implementing hunting rights and bounties for poaching...

[@joshuakim5240]

It's probably because Skyrim seems to have been made with Hardcore systems in mind (tons of food everywhere, many inns at convenient locations, a ton of bandit hideouts with bedding, etc), so when Hardcore settings were added it fit perfectly. A lot of people who've played Hardcore often express that it feels like this was how it was supposed to be since everything was conveniently already in place to make it work beforehand.

[@SraníDabing]

I'm someone, who enjoyed 300 hours playing unmodded skyrim in 60 fov, but only lasted like 30 hours with 1 500 mods. Even with all those mods, it's mostly same experience.

[@rikuphia6635]

Skyrim content once again very very relevant to this day 😂

[@1010-w8e]

It’s warms my heart knowing I’ve never killed Paarthurnax. And you know what? I don’t think i ever will :)

[@thebreadbaron5951]

Number 2 guilty as charged. Character creators are my version of drawing lmao

[@Vipperland]

5000h Installing, uninstalling, deploying and resolving conflicts. A CTD every 10 minutes.

[@joannaniedziaek8158]

I'm on my first playthrough and already have 450 hours :D

[@Komotau4691]

You need some real sleep and food lol

[@joannaniedziaek8158]

@@Komotau4691 I'm on my first playthrough for more than a year, I should have mentioned maybe :D

[@Komotau4691]

@@joannaniedziaek8158 So thats ok :D

[@kayderrart]

I'm on my first too, I've already got about 800 hrs (I'm replaying some parts in different ways but with the same character) 😅😆

[@colleenrenae6171]

No matter how evil I want my character to be, I NEVER have them kill Paarthurnax

[@infinitedeath1384]

I'm the one who never finishes a character, because oblivion keeps drawing me in. Im a completionist when it comes to oblivion.

[@lightunderluna]

0:02 Here I am everytime I say this time I will develop different skills yet still make archery and one handed almost 100 😂

[@Helel219]

Wanted to become a two handed OP dovakiin but I started to use dagger to sneak kill then.... became the stealth archer

[@Starwurst.]

I'm the vanilla completionist stealth archer 😊

[@balmundsm]

I'm Completionist and Hardcore player at the same time, and it's so accurate😭

[@michaelscaccia1454]

Alright. Todd about to shoot Paarthunaax got a chuckle. That was good.

[@latincristo]

you joke about it but playing on the microwave just hits differently