the "newest" game is almost 15 years old lmao

- В твоих ушах, шерсть? - Кхаджит удивлен наблюдательности достопочтенного стража.

BRO WHY WAS THAT FIRST PUZZLE SO HARD 😂😂😂😂

There should be a Doctor Manhattan in Oblivion.

Kind of yes but no. In Oblivion, damage depends on the ratio of current stamina to maximum. For example, if you have a maximum of 200, and the current one is 100, then the damage is reduced by a quarter, if 0, then by half. But also vice versa.) 50 poins (by spell) on top of 200 will give 12.5% bonus damage. So, if you reduce the maximum to 5 with poisons, and then increase your current stamina to 200 with buffs, then the damage will increase by 40 times, and under stealth - by 120 times! And this is only due to alchemy and items.

Ill never forget my chicken moment to find out that was the most basic event everyone witnessed to result into a common meme. It feels like bethesda put a subconcious message into every new player right when entering the village. xD

-Accidentally buy anniversary upgrade before skyrim -Buy skyrim at good price -load game in -A lot of quests later... -Me the dragon born barbarian that enjoys violence,screaming at stuff until they die and grave robbing -Alduin aproaches glitch -fix glitch without mods -Beats Alduin the first time,He escapes. -Figure out how to use dragon souls(after only using the shouts that were given to me and not being able to unlock any other shouts so i was raw dogging every interaction without any op shouts) -Dissapointed -Go to hall of valor -beats Alduin in 6 mins -That was easy -Decide to join dawnguard and also kill Miraak -Meet Kris the littiral fucking barbarian that punched bandits to death only to not use soul gems on enchanted weapons.

I'm asking you once again, why do you color dumners blue when they're obviously grey?

Cool it with the anti khajeet remarks.

perfect xD

Factions in Arena:

they should bring back skill requirements for advancement. Or at least have high ranking faction quests have some sort of check for having enough points in a skill or certain perks unlocked. You should be able to /kind of/ get around these, but only by using *other* skills from the same category as the Faction. Like for example, for the Mages Guild, you could have a quest boss in the penultimate quest that can only be harmed by magic, or harmed after it is hit by a low level spell from a different school, and is 100% resistant to all melee or ranged physical attacks. Obviously a pure mage will just pelt it with Destruction and will have no trouble. But even if you're mainly a warrior and your best magic skill is "Enchanting", at 90 Enchanting you could make a magic weapon powerful enough to kill that boss. You could even add snarky comments from the faction members if that's the case, like "how is he Archmage? All he does is enchant, he can't even cast spells!" Or you could have a door that you can only open if you magically heal it for a certain amount of time and if your Magicka reserves are too low, you can't do it. And again, if you have a lot of points in Alchemy, you can kind of get around this by chugging potions of Restore or Fortify Magicka, yet you're still leveling a magical ability (why Alchemy was a Stealth skill in Skyrim is beyond me). Another obvious example is having an NPC in the Thieves guild you have to pickpocket, and the chance is 100% if your Pickpocket is ___ or more. A mage character can't increase this chance by using invisibility, but they can use Speech, a required Thieves guild skill, to talk the NPC into just giving them the item, or using charm+speech to improve their chances.

so real

- " Enchanting services are one of the few thing which keep us in touch with the rest of Skyrim " - " Can I get something enchanted ? " - " No, don't be silly "

My first time I was like “oh my god I wanna be a cat”

I'm a vanilla-completionist.

Avoid it, resist it, regardless, we will always revert to the stealth archer

The Dragonborn, joining every faction and no one gives a shit. While in morrowind, joining the mages guild makes you an N'wah compared to the telvanni, you were a n'wah but youre a dumber n'wah now

People complain about Skyrim having too many randomized quests. They’ve clearly never heard of Daggerfall

I remember when I first played Skyrim, I couldn't figure out how to leave Riverwood XD (I was like 4 okay) So I then just opted on treating the game like a farming sim So I walked outside, and decided to butcher a chicken, because you know food And then the entire town started attacking me And I couldn't for the life of me figure out why So I kept reloading saves trying to farm that darn chicken! Until I finally quit the game XD

After 10+ years I just thought of a solution for the claw doors. It needs dragon blood to open it. That’s why they’ve never been opened by other people until the dragon born shows up. That’d solve so many problems 😂. But it creates the problem for the golden claw quest 😢

Daggerfall stops being fun once you start to notice all the patters of the "random" generation. (city layouts, dungeon layouts, quests)

More please😂

Faction quests in Skyrim: oh, what a nice quest I've got there, i hope I'll enjoy the trip and-- *Holy Cows ! Not another Dwarven ruin !!!*

🤣🤣🤣

Hmm. Which one should i install now? Steam? Gog? Dusty dvd from my shelf? That rusty one added to some magazine? (i hope i still have it somewhere).

factions in morrowind: kill those who you can't bribe and bribe those who you can't to kill, you can also lie about it factions in skyrim: nordic dungeon

I was just thinking through the morrowind skit that it was only missing a cliff racer, only to see it pop up at the end. Excellently accurate!!

Meanwhile a faction quest in Morrowind for the late-game is like "Did you like traversing across the entire map for a single objective and then walking all the way back here?" "No." "Well good news! You get to do it *six more times."*

I forgot to talk to the Jarl after killing the dragon, and I did the battle on white run at level 13 just before finally talking to him and being told by him I'm a hero. By the time I was level 18 I had joined the dark brother hood, stormcloaks, got that ghost horse (arvak right?) Also I became a vampire lord. I even met Cicero before the dark brother hood quest. Idk what or how it all happened but it did.

The true 10th stage is installing Morrowind.

You forgot the Min-Maxer.

Bruh i need that tank

А потом Нереварин объединился с Дагот Уром и они оба сожгли весь Морровинд. Ходили слухи, что даже перед тем как умереть, многие данммеры продолжали в лицо своей смерти повторять фразу "Что, нвах?" со скоростью трёх повторений за секунду. - Упрямые уроды. - Сказал Нереварин. - Приди, мой старый друг. - Сказал Дагот Ур и первый понял что ещё одного не добил.

Chat I know whats more broken than a stealth archer, a stealth x60 dmg assassin