Cubone: ''When It thinks of its deceased mother, it weeps loudly, Mandibuzz that hear it cries will attack it from the air.'' As if Cubone didn't have a hard enough life already
@applejuice95918 жыл бұрын
*Already
@progamer20098 жыл бұрын
It *really* bothers me that Marowak is a *Ghost* *type* now
@wintersong22668 жыл бұрын
progamer2009 Marowak isn't a ghost type because it's dead, in the pokedex it's said that the spirit of it's mother came back as a vengeful spirit that protect him or her
@spindash648 жыл бұрын
Winter Song That's probably why it's also fire: it's overcome not simply with grief, but RAGE.
@PineappleLiar8 жыл бұрын
The toxapex one is extra creepy when you know that the only way to catch a Mareineie (preevolution of Toxapex) is by fishing for a Corsola and waiting for it to call for help.
@WilliamTaylorII8 жыл бұрын
There's an NPC in Sun that explains that the corsola bits are not from dead/eaten ones, just that Toxapex snaps off the branches to eat. The NPC goes on to explain that the corsola can regrow these. I think it also says that it hurts, so that's still pretty messed up.
@ellisroper32018 жыл бұрын
Yet the Aether Foundation has said that Corasal's population has been decreasing so much they needed to keep them away from their natural habitat
@WilliamTaylorII8 жыл бұрын
Ellis Roper Also true. You can't trust those guys, though 😉
@Unyubaby8 жыл бұрын
That part of the Aether tour made me nervous because I had Mareanie in my party. "Please don't look at me, please don't look at me..."
@Mikimaki72678 жыл бұрын
Unyu Duet same here
@jimboydejuan78698 жыл бұрын
their toxapex eat many corsola checked a carnivorous predator that preys on reef coral polyps (similar to how Toxapex preys on Corsola) by bulbapedia
@kaishutan8 жыл бұрын
Maybe this pokedex is so creepy because it's actually inhabited by a ghost? I like to think that Rotom actually added all the unnecessary creepy parts upon entering.
@marley_cant26358 жыл бұрын
you that's actually a good point you have their
@ArcadianLegend8 жыл бұрын
Don't really believe that as Pokémon has always had odd and disturbing Pokédex entries.
@gengarzilla16858 жыл бұрын
Not to this extent.
@carguy16978 жыл бұрын
or rotom is keeping it real unlike the human who make the regular Dex lol
@lazrpo8 жыл бұрын
I was going to mention this! Not only is Rotom a ghost who would write some grim Pokedex entries, but it is also a Pokemon itself. Maybe the parts mentioned in the Rotomdex are actual things that happen in the Pokemon world?
@samif11288 жыл бұрын
I think these creepy Pokedex entries is Rotom trying to ignite fear into the hearts of humans so Pokemon can begin their vicious uprising. That's just me though.
@manguy018 жыл бұрын
OMG. You're a genius!
@devpatel17048 жыл бұрын
sadly rotom doesn't know humans are too busy mashing the b button
@Cow698 жыл бұрын
ᴷᶦᵗᵗʸᶜᵃᵗᴳᵘʸᴾᵉʳˢᵒᶰ The person did spell.
@GPS2318 жыл бұрын
Plus, why then add regular Muk might be going *extinct* , unless the opposite is happening for this 'theory'? Although Sun and Moon basically said that Samson Oak and 'a boy' from Kalos(Sycamore, Clemont, or Trevor) created the Rotem Dex, not sure how easy it would be for Rotom to edit the dex entries, or if it had enough to figuring out how to even do this supposedly.
@blazingnitrowaffle28348 жыл бұрын
Don't Know Your right, ritom pokedexs are rare...... because they don't exist....... because it's spelt rotom
@iamnotinacult52618 жыл бұрын
Haunter: It strikes at human's from total darkness. Those licked by its cold tongue grow weaker with each passing day until they die.
@iamnotinacult52618 жыл бұрын
Metapod: Its shell is filled with its soft innards. It doesn't move much because of the risk it might carelessly spill its innards out.
@mdb454248 жыл бұрын
and then the trainier make it do TACKLE :)
@CommanderWiggins8 жыл бұрын
You know, FOR KIDS.
@Akechi_The_Phantom_Detective8 жыл бұрын
Might wanna check out driftloon it still carries away kids to the after life but this time...it dislikes heavy children. Then there's Frosslass who's my personal favourite.... it turns its victims into christmas decorations :)
@craftykittygaming78208 жыл бұрын
Well, Alola is based off Hawaii, which is in the US. So I doubt it's going to be able to lift anyone there.
@legitlyspelunking8 жыл бұрын
Misdreavus; Pokemon Sun: It will use any means necessary to frighten people and absorb their life energy. It practices constantly to hone its skill in causing fear.
@legitlyspelunking8 жыл бұрын
On the lighter side, its evolution! Mismagius; Pokemon Moon: Mismagius have been known to cast spells to make people fall in love, so some people search for this pokemon as if their life depended on it.
@alisethera93498 жыл бұрын
So in sun, misdreavus is basically an employee from monsters inc?
@legitlyspelunking8 жыл бұрын
Blueconroy Haha I never thought of it like that!
@digadigado8 жыл бұрын
i think this gen's dex entries are are written by rotom and that's why they're all so dark
@mistertaz948 жыл бұрын
Never trust a Ghost Pokémon with your encyclopedia >_>
@Metroid4ever8 жыл бұрын
Possibly! We know Rotom is a ghost-type by nature, and would naturally know a lot about its fellow Pokemon brethren.
@nopenope25078 жыл бұрын
reddevved well i don't think so since in the anime it is stated that rotom pokedexes are actually very rare. good joke though :)))
@yerithesquirtle8888 жыл бұрын
Rotom must've seen some horrible stuff at the Old Chateau
@thatonepipsqueak8878 жыл бұрын
OMG it makes so much sense...Darn it Rotom! Stop traumatizing us!
@jackarthur46738 жыл бұрын
THEORY: all the other pokedexes are correct in saying information about Pokemon but aren't specific or realistic. The reason these entries are so dark is because they are from an actual Pokemon , Rotom as a Pokemon it will know first hand from experience how other Pokemon act and as a Pokemon it will be able to tell a Phyduck is crying if a human can't and will see other Pokemon as predators aka Gengar, its saying there is no escape as it sees Gengar as a Pokemon predators whilst humans may not know this. The Alola pokedex is from a Pokemon's perspective, Rotom's perspective.
@patrickhaarz56298 жыл бұрын
Zacodadiax blank THATS A GOOD THEROY, A FAN. MADE THEROY!
@sailormoonfan2248 жыл бұрын
THIS IS THE BEST THEORY I'VE HEARD IN AGES!!!
@everythingz8887 жыл бұрын
OTG Zacodadiax blank THE ULTIMATE THEORY
@notkingboo93236 жыл бұрын
I like to think that humans knew about all of the creepy stuff, but they never put this info in the pokedexes that they give you in the games because your playing as a kid.
@keelanbarron9286 жыл бұрын
Yeah, though i think that if it had a dex entry for rotom, it would say stuff like "you should get a rotom" and "if you don't have a rotom, you are doomed to fail.
@dragonace51778 жыл бұрын
Pokemon Moon for Golbat: Sometimes they drink so much blood, they can't fly anymore. Then they fall to the ground and become food for other Pokemon.
@alessandralee80618 жыл бұрын
Garrick Burns SNORLAX WITH WINGS
@jesterjoshtheshyguy45447 жыл бұрын
Garrick Burns dark but funny, I can imagine a fit lil golbat stuck to the floor flapping its wing at mach speed trying to get up but can't because it drank too much blood.
@siriustheislandprotector97207 жыл бұрын
Garrick Burns I saw that one too
@QueenofSilence1015 жыл бұрын
That one parallels nature IRL. Animals that can't get up and run will become prey, even if they are a predator themselves.
@keeganstormblade54568 жыл бұрын
I knew Rotom had a sick sense of humor. No wonder the Professor let him write the Dex entries.
@videobeetle88 жыл бұрын
Bewears dex entry in Moon is BRUTAL: "This pokemon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug." YOU'RE RISKING DEATH WHENEVER YOU USE POKEMON REFRESH.
@BergmitetheBlueandPointy07127 жыл бұрын
Pinstoice people that can survive bewear's hug is only Team rocket
@evanbao938 жыл бұрын
Meowth from the anime got a brief glimpse of Mimikyu's true form and he nearly departed to the afterlife where Gardevoir, Glaceon and Lopunny angels await him (as well as the Gastly family ready to pounce from behind).
@NewMoonGamer8 жыл бұрын
I thought that the ghosts were making an illusion of the other three, and the sight of Mimikyu's true form made him faint and have terrible nightmares.
@MattTheMan27088 жыл бұрын
What about Drifloon? "Stories go that it grabs the hands of small children and drags them away to the afterlife. It dislikes heavy children."
@jarronwilliams72278 жыл бұрын
Bruh I caught a drifloon and read that and I DIEEEED! I was like wtf!!!
@blackprocks30408 жыл бұрын
MightyMilotic *facepalm*
@MattTheMan27088 жыл бұрын
+Blackprocks ?
@blackprocks30408 жыл бұрын
MightyMilotic drifloon's entry has been something like that forever. One similar to that was literally in the first episode of this that he did
@MattTheMan27088 жыл бұрын
Blackprocks Yes, but it has never been worded as dark and creepy as it is here.
@weshverified8 жыл бұрын
Actually, if you want to escape Gengar just *go up*. It won't be able to follow you.
@joshcraftfilms95508 жыл бұрын
Solid Snivy omg...
@blazingnitrowaffle28348 жыл бұрын
Solid Snivy XD I FREAKING DIED AT THIS
@Reddest137 жыл бұрын
Solid Snivy Umm...Im stupid.Could you explain?
@weshverified7 жыл бұрын
Lil Winter Gengar lost its Levitate ability in Gen 7, so he couldn't follow you in the air.
@gengarzilla16857 жыл бұрын
Too soon, too soon.
@tiablue91068 жыл бұрын
In Pokemon Sun, it says that when a Drifblim pops, the popping sound is replaced with screaming
@Anne-su7pk8 жыл бұрын
Tia Blue I'd consider that more of a relatable feat then a scary one
@theuntoaster87278 жыл бұрын
Tia Blue in moon, it says 'if for some reason its body bursts, its soul spills out with a screaming sound'
@Crispy_pata8 жыл бұрын
cool
@JBX90018 жыл бұрын
Must sound like Marx Soul's death scream...
@Crispy_pata8 жыл бұрын
***** nice one!
@YashPatel-kb8hl8 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: underneath mimikyu's rag... is another rag!
@TheJWittz8 жыл бұрын
What is this, Naruto?!?
@YashPatel-kb8hl8 жыл бұрын
TheJWittz Big lips... Buck teeth...
@MM805368 жыл бұрын
ragception
@Shiverwar8 жыл бұрын
You thought it was a ghost, but it was really me, Pichu!
@naderrtail61478 жыл бұрын
Brandon Roberts Ah so Kirby
@YamiSpyroX8 жыл бұрын
I read Metapods Sun entry. Turns out it's organs can spill out if it moves around to much.
@paoloantoniozambranamagri14058 жыл бұрын
Ryan Ozog lol so that's why they only learn harden by level up.
@solomonprime35418 жыл бұрын
Paolo Zambrana .
@jackathanslackathan76758 жыл бұрын
Ryan Ozog I like ur pro pic dark spyro
@sillyfunny-r6y8 жыл бұрын
In Moon, it says Metapod can break, so huge battles should be avoided.
@CelesticCF7 жыл бұрын
As dark as that is, it makes sense; I raised caterpillars once and had to help a fallen pupa. I didn't hold it carefully enough and green liquid started to come out. The pupa didn't become a butterfly.
@mr.l39928 жыл бұрын
Rotom: Man I wish I can scar a little 11 year old kid with terrifying Pokemon Entires. Kukui: Here you go cousin here is a Rotom Dex Rotom: Bingo
@mychemicalrobert8 жыл бұрын
Komola is always dreaming? What if we are all just like Komala and none of this is real?
@flayncele8 жыл бұрын
Than i'm trying to escape this dream because people in my dream are thinking about everything being a dream (like you).
@FernandoRafaelNogueiraReis8 жыл бұрын
Espurr knows.
@SweetBananaGaming8 жыл бұрын
Or none of us are real and we're all just part of Komala's dream.
@sayospecter67318 жыл бұрын
You think that's air you're breathing, Neo?
@jonthedon32198 жыл бұрын
Since when can u control ur dreams?
@paoloantoniozambranamagri14058 жыл бұрын
take a shot every time the Pokédex emphasizes death.
@swishfish88588 жыл бұрын
Jay The Villager - Wait, you're supposed to SURVIVE drinking games?!
@cherrybiscottitouille37538 жыл бұрын
You'll be dead by gen 3
@mistertaz948 жыл бұрын
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED GOOD SIR!
@lutherholayeahme74498 жыл бұрын
Paolo Zambrana HA HA Ha!,,! jgokes on yu.. I yam knott dhrunk.. laff OL
@SsbPrime8 жыл бұрын
you'll be dead just like those Pokemon
@kittycatzuka8 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the entries for the Mega forms? I won't spoil them, but I will say that, they are even darker than the ones in every Creepy Dex list combined.
@TheJWittz8 жыл бұрын
There's some INSANE stuff going on there that I definitely want to talk about in a video of its own, but I'm waiting to see how we can get all of the mega stones. There are a lot in one location in this game, but I'm curious if we'll be able to get all of the stones or not long term.
@SenecaGray8 жыл бұрын
So, you are allowing comments now? Also, you get all the Mega Stones for 64 BP each in the Battle Tree, with the exception of Alakazamite, which Sina and Desio will give you after battling Desio on your way to the Battle Tree once you beat the Elite 4. Even then, you can still purchase Alakazamite in the Battle Tree.
@pizzweak5808 жыл бұрын
TheJWittz I hope we will be able to get every stone in both versions without having to trade for them. The version exclusive idea is good, but up to a point. That point is when it comes down to mega stones
@SenecaGray8 жыл бұрын
Super Gogeta Yeah, the Battle Tree actually lacks the starter Mega Stones (Kanto and Hoenn), and Mewtwonite is nowhere to be found. From what Serebii says, though, it lacks Lopunnite, and I can't find it in my Moon version.
@pizzweak5808 жыл бұрын
Articuno Forever I see. That sucks, wonder where i can find those stones, if i can at all
@Anne-su7pk8 жыл бұрын
SIGN A PETITION TO ENTER THE MIMIKYU PROTECTION SQUAD
@theinfinityeffect32448 жыл бұрын
Here!
@lassellie57708 жыл бұрын
Hyper Prince Mimikyu deserves my loving care.
@3DMegaGamer8 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean Protection from Mimikyu Squad?
@lassellie57708 жыл бұрын
Sorry I had to use a Lusamine quote...
@putriscool8 жыл бұрын
Anne I ALREADY DID
@ViviBlue-db2br8 жыл бұрын
Pykumuku is a sea cucumber REAL sea cucumbers do that
@329link8 жыл бұрын
doesn't make it any less gross.
@GlaciusTS8 жыл бұрын
That's kinda how tongues evolved.
@spacealien30738 жыл бұрын
As angry as I've gotten I haven't died from it (yet) but I almost want to have "He was upset." put under my name on my tombstone just to confuse the every living crap out of anyone that sees it. I'll baffle and troll people from beyond the grave.
@poppythedogofwonders8 жыл бұрын
i'd put "Pokemon" or "Gengar" under my name, that would defiantly confuse people, or if you want to really creep people out, put "It is coming, you won't escape" under your name.
@blakeingraham39838 жыл бұрын
+poppy thedogofwonders Definitely, not defiantly.
@LoiselsPhotography8 жыл бұрын
Either way, we must work together to Destroy. All. Humans!!
@youarenowbreathingmanually27988 жыл бұрын
Or, (for the scary side) either "The darkness is watching" or "You can't hide from it".
@snazzy91758 жыл бұрын
AlienGuy Gallant LOL
@ItMeMorgan_8 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think these entries are just Rotom messing with us.
@G_U_STHEBESTE8 жыл бұрын
shadowmarioteam the pokedex
@drawinggunblades42638 жыл бұрын
shadowmarioteam: Rotom is an Electric/Ghost Pokemon that likes to hang around in various home appliances. In Sun/Moon the professor put one in your Pokedex to be your constant -annoyance- companion.
@Leebondoop8 жыл бұрын
the rotom Pokédex reminds me of whisper from yo-kai watch heck it kinda looks like him(black line between it's eyes)
@oldreapervegasarchive39408 жыл бұрын
Why does he have to *disable the map* when he annoys... I mean "helps" you.
@JunkJester61318 жыл бұрын
"Mimikyu just wants love." Tell that to the Totem Mimikyu on Ula'ula Island. Totem Mimikyu only enjoys the pain and suffering of others.
@OneandOnlyNewcomer38 жыл бұрын
Trashpocolypse the Prince of Puns Was that Mimikyu supposed to be really hard? I luckily had a Magneton by that point, and the steel type made it a fairly easy battle.
@mistertaz948 жыл бұрын
Me... me... curse... you...
@mistertaz948 жыл бұрын
Also, read the Dex Entry for Mimikyu with broken cloth. It gets sadder.
@fluffymoist77808 жыл бұрын
I caught a Mimikyu because of that
@Metroid4ever8 жыл бұрын
Agreed. That thing alone killed three of my Pokemon in my Sun nuzlocke yesterday, starter included. Luckily I've caught a Mimikyu myself to use on the team. It's awesome.
@BloodMoonPhoenix138 жыл бұрын
"Why so many creepy dex entries this generation?" you may ask. It's probably because your pokedex is possessed by a rotom or gamefreak found out about pokemon creepypastas and decided to get payback for all those gardevoir pictures on the internet.
@Leon119-cy8 жыл бұрын
in general generation 7 is pretty dark. even the main story is darker than previous games. im loving it :D
@Doorman00818 жыл бұрын
PLOT TWIST: MIMIKU IS A DIGLET
@fluidwolf8 жыл бұрын
Tsareena is pretty much the anime haughty girl who will step on a downtroddin person and do that laugh while holding their hand up to the side of their face. lol.
@Squidward-jv7go8 жыл бұрын
UnbreakableJames the Ohohoho laugh
@fluidwolf8 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@TheStylishSpy8 жыл бұрын
I'm imaging it with a paper fan.
@WhiteRaven6968 жыл бұрын
Imagining Sardonyx from Steven Universe doing this as we speak.
@AFKei8 жыл бұрын
The "oujou" archetype? Oh HO HO HO HO!
@CassiePumpkins8 жыл бұрын
You should talk about the ridiculous sizes given to Pokemon in this gen. There is no way Celesteela is 30 feet. *...THERE IS NO WAY MIMIKYU IS EIGHT INCHES* Edit: After thinking about it, they probably mean it's 8 inches UNDER the disguise, but THAT RAISES EVEN MORE QUESTIONS, like, if nobody's ever seen Mimikyu under the disguise, THEN HOW DO THEY KNOW IT'S 8 INCHES?!
@spaceprincess57288 жыл бұрын
Its possible that Celesteela is 30 feet tall, considering its similar to a bamboo shoot, and they get quite tall.
@CassiePumpkins8 жыл бұрын
Space Princess Marie I guess you could be right, but it still seems like a ridiculous size for something that could be around 7 feet. These aren't the only weird size choices in the dex, but those were just two off the top of my head.
@spaceprincess57288 жыл бұрын
+Funnystuf it is an ultra beast, and by nature i'd assume they'd have some pretty ridiculous sizes :b
@CassiePumpkins8 жыл бұрын
Space Princess Marie Yeah, probably. But 30 feet is just so... 'silly', I guess would be the word for it. But I guess we're both entitled to our own thoughts on it.
@GlatHjerne8 жыл бұрын
Funnystuf Are we talking about Yugioh or pokemon?
@stephenbrown46988 жыл бұрын
Ah, it's good to hear my two favorite Pokemon got involved here. Gengar with its entry, and Rotom there to serve as the bearer of creepy entries.
@DexDexter02 жыл бұрын
Death itself doesn't stop primeape's anger now.
@TheTombot8 жыл бұрын
You should check out Drifloon's Moon entry. It might be even creepier than stealing children..
@sandscavver36048 жыл бұрын
Tom Bridges And Mimikyus moon entry
@giantswingallday70013 жыл бұрын
💥 😱 these emojis pretty much sums it up
@wyldloganroth53038 жыл бұрын
Dude, Lilligant's Moon entry is so depressing. It basically says that when she finds a dude she wants as a mate, the flower on her head withers and dies. Like, what the fudge, man?! How are you just gonna hurt my plant princess like that?! That's not cool
@TheDefaultHero8 жыл бұрын
Of course a ghost type pokedex is going to be biased towards other ghost types...
@huk62498 жыл бұрын
Read some of the mega Pokemon pokedex entry. Some of them talk about how much pain they are in because of their mega evolution.
@williamedward16668 жыл бұрын
Are you going to include the Dex entries for the Mega Evolutions? Because a lot of those ones are especially hard to look at.
@julioaguirre46348 жыл бұрын
William Edward Pal, Mega Evolutions don't get their own Dex entries, they count as an alternate form.
@williamedward16668 жыл бұрын
Julio Aguirre They do in Sun/Moon.
@polverine74918 жыл бұрын
pokedex entries ya'know for kids to read
@coolhorselover2348 жыл бұрын
Rated E for everyone! ;)
@WickedPhase8 жыл бұрын
RetroGamer87 a faaaaamily game
@constantanxietyattacks68788 жыл бұрын
Hey, did you hear the Mega Evolutions got Pokedex entries? They're, uh... Interesting to say the least...
@laronehall58818 жыл бұрын
yep , the most horrible is aerodactyl and salamence
@nimeshchokshi19218 жыл бұрын
Larone Hall Considering I have a Salamence on my current Sun team, it's a good thing I don't like Mega Salamence whatsoever.
@Tibasu8 жыл бұрын
I love this series. I hope the pokedex will always be ridiculous and creepy when it comes to the pokemon entries
@MichaelAiyedun8 жыл бұрын
I wonder who's behind these entries *cough* rotom *cough*
@abhimanyu_patil8 жыл бұрын
Rotom probably has a very different perspective.
@noahdkg8 жыл бұрын
Michael Aiyedun lol
@TheJWittz8 жыл бұрын
It's part ghost, we should have seen this coming.
@sekri09408 жыл бұрын
TheJWittz He's also part electric. We should expect these facts to be shocking.
@flyingflowers66218 жыл бұрын
Shocking and enLIGHTeNING.
@EthanRDoesMC_8 жыл бұрын
Chickens are EVERYWHERE in Hawaii. Imported. Lots of them.
@imonfireguy59628 жыл бұрын
cept actual chickens aren't a thing at all in the pokemon world (not counting the torchic line)
@chrisarts__8 жыл бұрын
IMON FIREGUY Tapu Koko is a chicken...
@renknook8 жыл бұрын
I've found 2 weird/creepy enntries: - Slowpoke: "Its long tail often breaks off. It doesn't really feel any pain, though, and the tail grows back, so Slowpoke isn't particularly bothered." But in Gold/Silver, team Rocket cuts off Slowpoke tails for food. And they recognize this in Sun and Moon as well... I don't get it... Does that make me a bad person? - Haunter: "It strikes at humans from total darkness. Those licked by its cold tongue grow weaker with each passing day untill they die."
@dwglr8 жыл бұрын
Oh man Umbreon's moon entry is... really something. "With its black fur, it blends into the darkness. It bides its time, and when prey appears, this pokemon goes for its throat, and then eats it."
@YourBoyGuzma8 жыл бұрын
YOOO WHAT'S GOOD MAH DUDES??? Y'ALL ALREADY KNOW I AIN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!!!! Except that one Ultra Beast... O_O
@YourBoyGuzma8 жыл бұрын
I EVEN LOOKED UNDER A MIMIKYU AND WAS NEVER EVEN SHOCKED FROM IT!!! DAZ HOW BADASS I AM!!!!
@anxolotls13078 жыл бұрын
Your Boy Guzma woah.... Guzma... did you come to Kukui's channel just to say that?
@SolstaceWinters8 жыл бұрын
Ya'll are stupid.
@YourBoyGuzma8 жыл бұрын
Actually I did look under a Mimikyu. All it did was just spray some weird stuff at me and it knocked me out just like that. But hey! AT LEAST I GOT SOME GUTS TO LOOK UNDER THERE MAH DUDES!
"But you know what never changes? Lore. Lore never changes" This should have been the quote, Mr TheJWittz, Sir. I don't want to Fallout over it though
@blazingnitrowaffle28348 жыл бұрын
aragonaut Your so punny
@blazingnitrowaffle28348 жыл бұрын
Because puns, puns never change
@cah137-y4s8 жыл бұрын
Banned, banned, all banned. None of you are without sin.
@Vaporwaveon8 жыл бұрын
That scholar who saw the Mimikyu's "true" form died from shock, maybe because Mimikyu showed him the form he uses against untrustworthy people and his truest form is showed to its trusted trainer who deeply cared for him and used him in battles a lot and nothing happens to that trainer.
@nightday46478 жыл бұрын
Why would you want to escape a gengar? They are friend shaped. Friendgar
@mistertaz948 жыл бұрын
My best buddy in OR is a Gengar I named Ragneg.
@BillZypher8 жыл бұрын
That's why you can't escape.
@Ephemeral968 жыл бұрын
because they could surprise-buttsecks you
@openinginawe55188 жыл бұрын
1:02 "It shows off by kicking the defeated, laughing boisterously." Yuuki Terumi approves
@nicholai51648 жыл бұрын
Think Game Freak watched your pokedex entries videos and said " Let's REALLY give him something to talk about " lol Especially Moon's entry for Gengar. O_o
@M3G4T3RR47 жыл бұрын
"I wonder if Sliggoo have focus groups to work on this kind of thing?" "Pokèmon are friends, not food."
@chrisarts__8 жыл бұрын
Lycanroc (Midnight Form) Entry At End (Moon): Delivers a headbutt, crushing their bones with it's rocky mane. 😰😧😱😨
@ojamablack19128 жыл бұрын
SirChris64 No, just no.
@chrisarts__8 жыл бұрын
TonyD3Tame To what?
@iamnotinacult52618 жыл бұрын
SirChris64 that's not that bad...
@WingedFish668 жыл бұрын
Mareanie/Toxapex in particular is funny for me. *VERY MINOR PLOT SPOILER BUT A SPOILER NONETHELESS* When you visit the conservation area in Aether Paradise they specifically mention keeping numbers of Corsola there to keep them safe from Mareanie and Toxapex who have been driving them close to extinction. And I just happened to have a Mareanie with me as a member of my story team at the time. In other words I brought the very thing they were protecting against into the premises. Awkward. xD
@pinkduskstone15438 жыл бұрын
Even funnier is that Mareanie/Toxapex can breed with Corsola because they share at least one egg group.
@Zoroark_Master8 жыл бұрын
in a post game event it is say that they only break the stick on corsola the corsola is still alive and the stick will regrow but it still hurt them
@Blizz31128 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Sun and Moon was fairly dark to begin with... :-P
@sdfabctr8 жыл бұрын
It has aliens that are SCAAAAWWWWYYY
@idon8968 жыл бұрын
Not aliens, that was ORAS's deal. Instead, we got *ALTERNATE DIMENSION BEASTS.*
@Ladyrhan8 жыл бұрын
Guus van Voorst Yep. Child abuse, parasitic control, possible mental disorders, mentions of being killed by gang violence, just to name a few :)
@mistertaz948 жыл бұрын
+Your Next Line is What we got is basically H.P. Lovecraft meets Pokémon. I think I preferred the aliens >_>
@Kururuko8 жыл бұрын
Specifically moon though.
@Lovetigersnake118 жыл бұрын
'There is no escape. Give up.' Well that went from 0 to 9,000,000 really quick.
@TDArulesclub48 жыл бұрын
Gengar got DARK on both version! Moon: "It apparently wishes for a traveling companion. Since it was once human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans." WHAT
@aardbeidelijkheid8 жыл бұрын
Chicken skin is the direct translation of kippenvel in Dutch which is supposed to be translated at goose bumps 😊
@paavoaro0038 жыл бұрын
Yeah. It's "chicken meat" in Finnish too.
@papabear59358 жыл бұрын
I'm fine with salazzle. also i still love mimikyu even if it's a heart attack risk. It bothers me that they creepified sliggoo, i really love goodra and it's evolutions prior.
@ceedott8 жыл бұрын
Wait... I CAN FINALLY COMMENT ON A JWITTZ VIDEO! You don't know how long I've waited for this...
@heterodoxagnostic80708 жыл бұрын
me too :D :D :D :D
@493Darkrai7 жыл бұрын
Nathan Bux Months isn't that long?
@kuronaialtani8 жыл бұрын
You know what the creepiest thing in Sun and Moon is? Lusamine's smirk ._. NIGHTMARE FUEL
@gogetathesayin9368 жыл бұрын
yeah oddly enough there is just a lot of innuendos to death all over this incredibly popular kids game
@MrOrangehorseman8 жыл бұрын
Like that couple in one of the earlier games that use......Onix and Cloyster. Just look at Onix and Cloyster's designs. JUST LOOK AT THEM!
@NeoArashi8 жыл бұрын
Gogeta thesayin I heard that Pokemon was originally NOT geared toward kids, but rather toward teen and yound adult. The manga (or at least the gen 1 and 2 manga as I haven't got further) kinda show the original idea around pokemon.
@boing65888 жыл бұрын
Gogeta thesayin more about children dying though
@roninwarriorsfan8 жыл бұрын
"despair" you say? let loose the dancing monokumas!!!
@Narlaw11998 жыл бұрын
This gen's dex is so messed up, you miss a lot by doing only two top 10!
@hyrekandragon26658 жыл бұрын
Maybe he'll do more. The entries for Megas are just as bad too. Example look at Mega Mawile and Mega Kangaskhan.
@muisverriet8 жыл бұрын
Alex Chuoy What do they say? i don't have the game and can't find anything online.
@Pogohg8 жыл бұрын
I hope Bewear's entry will be(wear) on the next list though.
@hyrekandragon26658 жыл бұрын
Pogohg It definitively will. It's Pokèdex entry basically states that literally kills it's own trainers because it loves hugging contests.
@meanmug35268 жыл бұрын
The moon pokedex entry for Bewear is so messed up. It says "This pokemon has the habbit of hugging it's companions. Many trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by it's hug". O_O
@gap98978 жыл бұрын
Thanks for not spoiling major parts of the new games JWittz
@Bamboo_bazooka8 жыл бұрын
ive been playing through moon and catching as much as i can and sometimes when i see the entry for the first time i just go "well...was not expecting it to go like that"
@TheInfinityMaster18 жыл бұрын
That "Weezing/Arbok crying" screenshot made me really sad. That was really a depressing episode for sure. :'(((((
@ace01358 жыл бұрын
The Pokédex IS a ghost now! what did you expect!
@thefabulouskitten72048 жыл бұрын
never trust a ghost type as your pokedex
@aurea31988 жыл бұрын
The moment he made the Ouran High School Host club joke, I cried. I actually cried because I love both Pokémon and ouran so much. Imagine how messed up it would be if there was a Pokeran host club crossover😭😭
@aurea31988 жыл бұрын
Iceana yes please!😊
@woody7269110 ай бұрын
4:23 has aged well.
@zaplepikachu8 жыл бұрын
I swear if the Moon entry for drifloon isn't in the next video I will be mildly disappointed in you. "If for some reason its body bursts, its soul spills out with a screaming sound."
@Igorcastrochucre8 жыл бұрын
I think Tsareena is the worst of them, some Pokédex entries here are creepy due to the Pokémon nature or something beyond its control, but it is willing to kick Pokémon while they're down.
@Shiverwar8 жыл бұрын
Well, she IS the Queen of the Fruits, given that her line is based off of the mangosteen. A very haughty, boisterous queen.
@pinkduskstone15438 жыл бұрын
Tsareena also has a heart of gold, since she is very protective of Bounsweet and does not tolerate evil.
@Shiverwar8 жыл бұрын
DarkStone94 Sounds like a Sailor Senshi. Still, grew up from a Bounsweet to protect the Bounsweet.
@Lucarijoe8 жыл бұрын
You missed out on Crabominable. It's a funny one. It aimed for the top but got lost and ended up on a snowy mountain. Being forced to endure the cold, this Pokémon evolved and grew fur.
@cheesyking93148 жыл бұрын
Umbreon's Moon entry is extreme! "With its black fur, it blends into the darkness. It bides its time, and when prey appears, this Pokémon goes for its throat, and then eats it."
@alisethera93498 жыл бұрын
Meh, that's pretty tame compared to other entries.
@maxzapsgamingzepzeap23375 жыл бұрын
The best part, Pyukumuku apparently has innards shaped like a hand
@pizza-for-mountains8 жыл бұрын
"There is no escaping it. Give up." -- Nintendo 2016
@gavindalf25478 жыл бұрын
I find it interesting how Toxapex eats Corsolas and leave a trail of Corsola bits in its wake but the only place you can get Toxapex's pre-evolution (I don't know how to spell it) is by Corsolas calling it for help
@Hetsu..8 жыл бұрын
No it eats corsalas twigs and those grow back. Also it comes to help because it owes the corsala
@mistertaz948 жыл бұрын
Nope. Stall a turn, watch what it does to that Corsola who called for help. ._.
@gavindalf25478 жыл бұрын
Assationater ML Oh I thought it ate Corsolas. But still, it eats parts of Corsola.
@jameswaters1628 жыл бұрын
Corsola calling for help is practically a dinner bell for it. Same thing with Carbink calling for help brings a Sableye, it eats gem stones.
@pinkduskstone15438 жыл бұрын
It makes sense because crown-of-thorns sea stars eat coral and are destructive to coral reefs. The irony is that Mareanie/Toxapex and Corsola are predator-and-prey but they can breed together.
@swordoftheend_8 жыл бұрын
How do you "calmly melt" someone?
@Xenunnaki8 жыл бұрын
like a Cadbury cream egg, of course.
@namingisdifficult4088 жыл бұрын
PhillyDude654 or like ice
@silvallynova70398 жыл бұрын
PhillyDude654 whats not to be calm about
@bsaabsaa8 жыл бұрын
It means melting your friend to death while feeling nothing at all.
@deoxysandmew21627 жыл бұрын
It is like: "Shhh... It's ok... You're my friend and I'm only hungry... This gonna be like a nice bath within an acid pool that we can play in, so shhh...... Don't cry..."
@vaporterra8 жыл бұрын
Rotom is savage af
@thecyberpunk43748 жыл бұрын
0:25 Jwitts: You know what never changes!? *Depressing music starts to play Me: War... War never changes.
@legendaryscarletlunala79278 жыл бұрын
If anyone has checked the anime yet the season is going to be dark especially with Mimikyu on Team Rocket's side in episode 3. The music, the animation, it's voice and what Meowth hears is chilling. 10/10 for the episode. 😎😱
@alexandert59608 жыл бұрын
What happens when you use an awakening on the sleeping Pokemon
@CrimsonRedHeat98 жыл бұрын
alexander troyak nothing
@marcelsaldana1238 жыл бұрын
It becomes woke af
@DarkshadowXD638 жыл бұрын
Your game crashes
@aegirblaze26248 жыл бұрын
alexander troyak yes.
@arrivemedi49648 жыл бұрын
alexander troyak I like to imagine it's just a spray bottle filled with water and the Pokémon wakes up because you're squirting water and yelling at it to wake up
@superprincessgem18 жыл бұрын
Now I can't get sandit high school host club out of my head
@jaredthebc59268 жыл бұрын
its nice we finaly can comment on jwittz videos.
@yesyes59128 жыл бұрын
The comments have been enabled for a couple months now.
@aidan4thewin9648 жыл бұрын
Sadie Parker Why what happened
@duolingobird92448 жыл бұрын
TheDrunkenHawk If by a couple of months you mean the first episode of the Pokemon Sun playthrough a week ago, then you are correct.
@yesyes59128 жыл бұрын
Poncho The Deceiver I've been watching his videos again (I stopped for a bit a while back) over a month ago and comments were enabled so how does that work?
@eevee15838 жыл бұрын
Sadie Parker I know plus I like your icon.
@springbean85218 жыл бұрын
"Its shell is filled with its soft innards. It doesn't move much because of the risk it might carelessly spill its innards out." -Metapod's Pokedex Entry in Sun
@twarnold148 жыл бұрын
My friend needed a lot of trade evolutions (like, all of them) so we shared quite a bit of dex entries. The gengar one in Sun was so bad that when we were hanging out with other friends who were doing trades, we told them to read that one outloud because of how depressing it was. And you nailed why it is so shocking. The Dex, a voice for science and absolute truths, tells you to give up.
@LittleMisZorua8 жыл бұрын
Bearwear's description in Pokemon Moon. Just the wording of the final sentence cracks me up.
@jolitero8 жыл бұрын
Ba Dm Tshh
@thecatmangaming55038 жыл бұрын
Drifloon's in Moon is great :-)
@theaxolotloverlord15828 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD THAT IS DARK
@shorterneilisbored70788 жыл бұрын
drifloon? more like ECH NO I NO WANT YOUR LIQUID SOUL WON'T HELP ME BREAK NO BARRIERS
@daroachh7 жыл бұрын
Charlie Faulkner AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@discduderules8 жыл бұрын
Real sea slugs eject there innards
@TERPormf8 жыл бұрын
Pyukumuku?
@FunClockwork8 жыл бұрын
its a sea cucumber
@luminabalderson33158 жыл бұрын
And the puffy thing on its rear is actually the mouth.
@Kuebel3508 жыл бұрын
*their
@charmainesego17207 жыл бұрын
I love this channel SO much. I've been watching him since 2014. I loved Pokémon when I was in 2nd grade, so this channel was perfect. All I hoped when I was in 2nd was that he would upload more often. Now, I realize that these are high quality video that require a week to make. I love what you and keep doing it!
@Cottonmouth2558 жыл бұрын
Remember Mandibuzz? Yeah, apparently it's gourmet food of choice is Cubone crying over its dead mother. For kids, right?
@danshen38278 жыл бұрын
So how do the koalas breed and mate? In their sleep? I guess so...
@melonslice558 жыл бұрын
Dan Shen oh boi......
@unlostmaniac87358 жыл бұрын
Dan Shen they dream of some hot koala pokémon thingy when they are actually stuck with their wife
@Blackguy6108 жыл бұрын
Dan Shen Wet dreams
@Venty1798 жыл бұрын
The moon entry actually touches upon that.
@LokiToxtrocity8 жыл бұрын
Somnophilia hu?
@zach17_538 жыл бұрын
For Magikarp, it says that it is super fertile. Why would I need to care?
@TheJWittz8 жыл бұрын
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@zach17_538 жыл бұрын
TheJWittz That's their explanation for why Magikarp is so common. It gets tons of action in the "Day Care".
@JamesBrown-rl3yu8 жыл бұрын
capt. falcon ok
@SN33Z3C4NN0N8 жыл бұрын
@thomas seep I don't know man, judging by the description, I think Capt. Falcon is right
@PossessedbyPhoenix8 жыл бұрын
This gives new meaning to what it uses to "Splash" on enemies
@JudgeTyBurns8 жыл бұрын
Mimikyu is Ghostfreak from Ben 10.
@ronswanson73715 жыл бұрын
JudgeTyBurns Not exactly
@JoeMoore15 жыл бұрын
>:(
@xxpsilocybinxx88788 жыл бұрын
Phantump should be#1: "These Pokémon are stumps possessed by the spirits of children who died in the forest. Their cries sound like eerie screams"
@thethe28528 жыл бұрын
0:25 "But you know what never changes?" War.
@frankyquilavafireblast8955 жыл бұрын
gabe gonzalez War, war never changes… Insert picture of Ulysses hear from fallout new Vegas