100% Blind Reaction To Warhammer 40k Space Marine's Full Story & Lore. It's Badass.

[@konstantinosmoschos1050]

NUX WE LEFT OFF AT THE 4TH LEGION. YOU NEED TO DO THE REST OF THE PRIMARKS !!!!!

[@JohnnyOrc]

Forget the Primarchs, embrace the Prime-Orks!

[@EVER_PRINCE]

We gotta cover Jagahtai Khan lol

[@grand_tourist46]

SECONDED!!!

[@TPaether]

He said he'd do Primarch lore off stream, so unfortunately we won't likely get reactions. We might get breakdowns tho

[@konstantinosmoschos1050]

@@TPaether i hope he rethinks it, the most interesting and tragic ones are yet to come

[@potandpoliticswithmr.broph1420]

"It's all about purging heretics and the Will of The Emperor. You can take that Codex Astartes and shove it in your cake hole." Well that settles it, Nux is a Black Templar. 🤣

[@backupher0]

No Pity! No Remorse! No Fear!

[@Joodxn]

LOREHAMMER!!!!

[@zarnarclight6493]

or an Angry Marine

[@DirtSpud]

Black Templars are straight classsssss ..

[@sqoualalaobikord9690]

He sits on a stone couch during his streams

[@zsoltgyuricza6961]

Cant wait for Nux to continiue TTS and get to .. (dramatic pause).. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Roulette-Fourth-Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker

[@Vipertheskylord]

Ah yes it was a great episode and I couldn’t believe how the emperor looked

[@johnj.spurgin7037]

Or for all the people in chat to reveal that in the final book covering the Siege of Terra that technically happens between Horus and Big E.

[@purpleanon276]

Ah truly a game for genius.

[@yadakakadu]

@@purpleanon276 It is indeed an intricate game of the mind.

[@PierreDubard-c1k]

@@zsoltgyuricza6961 love it. Can't wait for "lots of tiny men !" To show up

[@fei5649]

Fun fact: Ultramarines are the best/luckiest marines around, the white scars are the fastest and the salamanders are just the best so the Orks are not THAT far off from reality with their colour theory

[@valor555]

Explain the Lamenters lmaooo

[@noneofyourbusiness2437]

​@@valor555 Yellow makes things more explody. A yellow bomb will have a bigger boom than a bomb that's not yellow. So the Lamenters keep exploding.

[@malcolm_in_the_middle]

Hmmm. I'm pretty sure I've seen purple Space Marines though, so maybe not.

[@Shiftry87]

The white scars wouldent make mutch sense as they are white and the Orcs color for speed has always been Red. They may focus on speed tactics with there vehicles but they arent red.

[@valor555]

@@noneofyourbusiness2437 but they should also be rich

[@Calaban619]

"He wants the Power Source, because YOU wanted the power source" - Yup. That sounds like a great way to get into a FIGHT. Dats why hes da Boss- he gets the gud fun.

[@ZerkaiGG]

Grimskull was really the best character in the game. He's so loud and shouty, but his best moment is after he jumps back up after falling down the cliff the first time. He gives a big WAAAUGH, but then gets much quieter, and speaks the most composed compared to any orc in that game by going "I ain't so easy to kill... Heh heh heh." and proceeds to brawl with the big chaos space marine. The best thing is the implied battle we DON'T see. Grimskull dragged the Big Bad off of the cliff with him, and the two are separated next time we see Grimskull; There is no way Grimskull WOULDN'T have kept fighting the Chaos Lord till he died, meaning the big bad ran away from the Orc Warboss, and that idea is hilarious to me, given his big stupid villain speeches he was making five minutes prior, scrambling to get away from the giant Orc.

[@alexkogan9755]

And his boss fight was pretty good too.

[@Nverdis]

Newcomers beware: *DO NOT. UNDERESTIMATE. ORKZ!* _Crashes their ship clean through 3 imperial vessels... unharmed_

[@betathoughtexperiment]

Something very important to keep in mind with this franchise. Everything is canon, but not everything is true.

[@thalastianjorus]

100% this.

[@sinafey7030]

so femstodes are cannon, but not actually true, right?

[@thalastianjorus]

@@sinafey7030 We wish. They already put one in the storyline.

[@jefrosiers8880]

12:05 the imperial guard is by no means weak, they are the main fighting force of the imperium and most battles are fought by them, space marines are rare and are more like a scalpel that is used for specific situations

[@NiceBeard]

For Clarification, Guardsman are not ordinary soldiers, they were elite soldiers. For Example The Guardsman protect Cadia for Milenia, a fortress world right in front of the Eye of Terror, a literal Gateway of Hell and manag to hold on for Thousands of years before their planet were shattered and they were the main bulk of the Imperium military power. Guardsman are very capable, highly train, elite special forces that were deployed across the galaxy. There's few example of that shows how capable these Guardsman actually are, like the Catachan, Deathcorps of Krieg, The Cadian, etc. As for the Random soldiers of the Imperium, they were usually left behind on their home planet as PDF.

[@kri1ndawn440]

I misread the title and thought he was trying to react to wh40k's *full* lore and was wondering why it wasn't at least 20 times longer

[@mustafasoylu8281]

@@kri1ndawn440 Can u watch mort theory

[@thalastianjorus]

Nah, the closest he has come to that is watching those idiotic Bricky "Every 'X'..." videos that, for some reason, the KZbin Only Fandom absolutely loves to push react channels into watching. Despite the endless number of people that try to warn against it because they cause an enormous amount if misconceptions about the Lore due to Bricky himself having had no idea about the lore (at the time), and he had literally made those early videos just to capitalize on the 40k trend that began at that time.

[@sabargultom6324]

nux if you love ork so much you'll love Commissar Yarrick an arch nemesis ork that so baddass he once kill ork boss and took his power claw as substite for arm and fully ork believe so and start shooting laser from his eyes because ork scared of him

[@iranont5961]

Sebastian Yarrick: Survives a fight against a Demon Prince of Tzeentch Also Sebastian Yarrick: Stop being dense! That ork is the greatest current threat to the Imerium of man!

[@MizukiStone44]

To be fair on the 'he's just human!' part... She _is_ Cadian

[@themalcontent100]

Shadaversity did a video on how the chainsword was viable and could be a real weapon.

[@johnj.spurgin7037]

Yep. It's not bad, but there are a few flaws with it.

[@luciferthedoberman8991]

​@@johnj.spurgin7037Like jamming up with gore

[@johnj.spurgin7037]

​@@luciferthedoberman8991 that and the fact that the teeth's rotation would inevitably push your target either up or down the length of the blade, either inside your optimum swinging range or out of your melee range entirely, assuming they survive the blow in the first place.

[@bengrogan9710]

I mean, not really. For the chainsword to be real theres a few issues that just cannot work in reality. 1. The chain - without some super material 1 to 2 solid hits and the chain will break - if you want to argue that fact consider how much thicker a tank track is - and they still snap. 2. A power source and motor with enough torque to be able to be useful, mounted on the sword 3. Gyroscopic effects mean that its almost impossible to use

[@luciferthedoberman8991]

@@bengrogan9710 Someone has never used a chainsaw, and it shows

[@AkinokazeHaruichiban]

What if, the only reason "in the future there is only war" isn't because the universe is fucked up, but because the Orcs believe that war is the natural state of all things?

[@cauan-ex2ph]

Well, wot else kan a git do? Mukkin' about is fer umiez.

[@ExileTwilight]

Fun as the Waaagh field is, it isn't THAT powerful/all encompassing :p

[@AkinokazeHaruichiban]

@@ExileTwilight Or is that what they want us to think? They by far outnumber the Eldar when they fucked Slanesh into existance and, they are far more single-minded than those twink-elves.

[@ACasualFool]

WAT ZIT! YOUZ DON’T BELIEVE IN DA WAAAAGH? KRUMP YOU YA GIT! *WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH*- a random Ork boy who wandered into the comments

[@AkinokazeHaruichiban]

@@ExileTwilight It could be though. Consider that the Eldar murderfucked a god into existance and the Orks by far outnumber their population, and have created two gods of their own.

[@redmammoth8759]

Yay more Warhammer 40k from Nux!!!!!!!

[@garrettviewegh9028]

I’d like to see Nux react to Destiny 2’s lore. It’s pretty deep, but so fascinating. Makes me wonder if Xivu Arath could dominate 40K.

[@sipofsunkist9016]

The bolters are basically semi or fully automatic mini RPGs, and im using the word mini loosely. they are actually rocket powered and usually explosive, but ya know; Shot like a sub machinegun! AND JUST ABOUT EVERY SPACEMARINE IS ARMED WITH THAT AS THEIR PRIMARY!! Full auto RPGs that go BRRRRRRRRRRR.

[@omnissiah7247]

Your profile pic gave me nostalgia

[@terrencenoran3233]

But people often forget that the bolter is meant to optimize killing non-armored targets like humans, for example.

[@NameIsDoc]

Orks call their guns shootas. They call fully automatic fire dakka. They came for umie shootas that go dakka.

[@TheMightyCrucibleKnight184]

My Lord Nuxalore, the Devour of Lores, when will you continue the Primarch's history? Which is the next Primarch is Jaghatai Khan of the White Scars.

[@andrewwatson746]

If he hasn’t done it yet, Nux really needs to do a lore dive on the Black Templars. He’d go head first into the crusade.

[@Barjay1987]

Yawgmoth and the Rise of Phyrexia lore video. I gotta see it man. I'm foaming at the mouth for it. Give it to meeeee

[@kairuw6477]

The humans are the technical strongest faction, they just also happen to be at war with literally everyone else

[@slothfulquagsire199]

The Leandros bit stings worse when you touch on Titus's Backstory (Pre-Game) and how he rescued Leandros after he was captured by Biel-Tan Aeldari.

[@chrisroberts7000]

The orks are the best. They never lose. If they win, great. If they die, they died fighting so it doesn't count. Orky logic FTW!

[@griffvaldez]

Your point about why Mira said Titus is human is spot on Nux, especially with her being a Cadian. The Cadian's entire culture revolved around triumphing over adversity as they held the line against chaos. They lived every day seeing the eye of terror in the sky. Entire city's where labyrinths of defensive fortifications and all fashion was camo. Even wedding dresses. Then Abbadon the despoiler threw a fit and blew up Cadia by ramming a space magic death star into it whereupon the planet going kerflooiee ripped the galaxy a new butt crack. Said butt crack being named the cicatrix maledictum or, alternatively, Gorks grin. Based Orks.

[@becausereasons8981]

In Gears of War, my fav weapon was not only a gun, but also a chainsaw... it was fun cutting into the enemy.

[@garrettviewegh9028]

Doomslayer would love 40k. Probably empty the Warp. Nux should check out Doom’s lore. Byf has the whole timeline. From origins to Doom Eternal.

[@jack_rotunda]

funny thing about orks is that fighting isn't just a pastime, religion or a simple desire, its a physical requirement. Orks need conflict to survive. A captured ork that was held captive by the imperium was deprived conflict for days in a cell and when he was finally brought out for questioning, he simply withered away into nothing.

[@Subject35th]

I'm still waiting for 'the last church' reaction

[@jefrosiers8880]

ehm nux, you were saying inteligent orks are weaker, i can see your point, but on the other hand the war of the beast and the Krorks prove otherwise

[@jesseritchie9282]

Even crazier that Orks use to know their power, and had were absolutely huge!

[@trojans5o]

I'm not saying nux needs to find the black templar's and the death watch. But he might just implode from absolute purge overload.

[@kitmountaincat6102]

For cadia! You can always count on the Cadians to hold the line till reinforcements arrive, and if none come they will fight to the last man or woman on either side falls! Side note cadians are not regular people they are cadians a permitted group of mutants that lived next to the eye of terror and remained so frustratingly uncorrupted by chaos that they had to throw a space station at the planet to stop them and they still haven't stopped!

[@crimsonknight7011]

Color Red makes things Faster, not invincible

[@archmagemc3561]

Nux, the Empire of Man made a super weapon that worked on the Tyranids and if they weren't so incompetent, they'd have NOTHING to fear from the tyranids and could wipe out the entire hivemind.. It was a gas that could be deployed planet wide in a matter of minutes that killed ANY tyranid on contact, including their hive ships. It was made by a mechanicus on a forge world who got his hands on a bit of tyranid matter, had an amazing insight, and made the weapon and deployed it, wiping out all tyranids that were invading the forge world instantly while COMPLETELY LEAVING HUMANS ALONE. This stuff was totally safe to anything that wasn't a tyranid, it was insane. And since it was instant death on contact and could be deployed to cover an entire planet in minutes, the hive mind can't adapt to it, it just takes the tyranids out too quickly. (Also it works on gene stealers.) However, the Empire lost this technology they discovered not 15 years ago because when the mechanicus reported his success to the inquisitor of the region, the dumb inquisitor filed the technology incorrectly in the archives of the empire and to this day has become lost technology because of poor administration of the empire.

[@romaneggleton5642]

KAIDIA! STILL! STANDS! THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD!

[@ubergodofdewm]

Titus was the Captain of the Second Company prior to the end of Space Marine. 2nd Leiutenent is a lower rank.

[@RyuKaguya]

in space marine 2 titus has an ability NOBODY MENTIONS thats basically what the sisters of battle can do WHEN THEY ATTAIN SAINTHOOD

[@Necroscat]

My favorite quote from the Inquisitors is "Hope is the First Step on the Path to Disappointment."

[@Tyranitardad]

I genuinely think that if Nux got into Warhammer Fantasy he would LOVE the Skaven

[@Sickkid1313]

Im so happy to see you go through all of these Im one of those weirdos thats read maybe 200 of those novels (including the entire Horus Heresy)

[@Paulie4President]

In the Imperium of Man real hero's are the troops who don't come back that way the the Adeptus Terra (The Priesthood of Terra), the Adeptus Mechanicus (the Priesthood of Mars), the Adeptus Ministorum (State Church), and Inquisition (Secret Police) can use their legacy as they see fit for the greater good of the Imperium.

[@Seth-yr8eo]

"There is NOTHING another scifi killer can do that a Space Marine can't do-" Doomguy: blows hole into surface of mars; "This shit ain't nothing to me, man."

[@NicolasOrtiz-y8h]

You still have a lot of primarchs to go through sir Nux. Also, the chaos marines defect or can choose to rebel and get lumped in with other chaos marines sometimes, they don’t necessarily have to vibe with the chaos god that has chosen them. A lot of nurgle’s chosen for example feel gross and didn’t want to be what they are. It’s very case to case in some examples, there are even some who are intermediates in every corner of chaos and don’t necessarily count towards one faction of it but embody characteristics of all the chaos factions and stand out as all rounders (rare though they may be)

[@unbeatablegaming976]

NUX WHEN IS NUXTAKUGAMES gonna be a thing where you just play games with da bois like warhammer

[@42billybob]

The general way you square away lore contradictions are: A) Warp Travel time fuckery. B) Everything is "cannon" but not everything is accurate. And you can assume that myths and propaganda is why two narratives are in conflict. C) Some overworked Administratum desk jockey is adding & removing zeros on the statistics.

[@ImGoose999]

You know if you told me I was gonna hear "racist laser space gun that's based" after a two hour stream I wouldn't have believed it but yet here we are

[@Staccet]

Leandros should have talked to the chaplaincy instead inquisition. But he did right by telling some authority about the warp shenanigans.

[@LokiStuartsson]

If Captain America and Kratos had a baby with a Sister Of Battle, his name would be Demetrian Titus.

[@Mephestrial]

The warp is pretty much South Park's Imagination Land, enough people believing in something strong enough leads to the warp making it real.

[@hagank1111]

They canonized all of it recently despite some of the contradictions. It’s why all the games are all canon now. They are fun so GW canonized them.

[@thatzombiplayer7993]

"The Planet broke before the Guard" is the motto of the Cadian Divisions

[@makehappyfaces2542]

I also can't wait for Nux to hear about how there's not only a 5th Chaos God (with his own Chaos Marine Legion) but how there's an up and coming 6th one (if Big V is allowed to succeed in his scheming)

[@Poser._.]

WOOO 2 minutes ago!!! Time to tear apart some jeeps and listen to some nux 40k lore!!!

[@weles4254]

"Cadia broke before the guard did" well what is a few weeks for guards against infinite horde of orcs

[@theanathema3062]

Hey Nux, when are you going to continue to go over the primarchs? I really want you to hear about sanguinius and guilliman, cause you will love them.

[@CorriePerry-e5h]

Ok the 1:42 all of it has been add to the lore and been put in to order

[@kitmountaincat6102]

One bit of lore i found interesting is the endless war between khornites and orks, an orks clan inpressed khorne so well that he revives them every time they fall, so that the warriors of khorne and the orks can keep fighting and it is an endless paradise for both parties!

[@rexamillion8446]

I want to request Discworld Lore its literally insane!

[@NameIsDoc]

Ooo especially vimes and carrot.

[@rctecopyright]

Good idea. Would love to see the Hogfather

[@jefrosiers8880]

Once more i beg of you to check out the lore on trazyn and the orks vs kroot video

[@aldrinmilespartosa1578]

No good deed left unpunished in the Imperium of Man.

[@sebay4654]

Recommendation for a deep dive, Ready or Not

[@Gatch5able]

More Warhammer 40k lore wooo! Now nux can you please cover odd world next by reliable rhubarb or pupbenny

[@lunarshadow5584]

Never have I heard a sentence that made me cackle louder than when I heard "The Emperor can't die because the Orks believe he's alive."

[@marmyeater]

2:24- It's not even that: there's rewrites, retcons, and writers that are both bad and that willfully ignore established lore in favor of whatever they want to write; which should never be don/allowed, and is one of the chiliad black marks on GW's history both old and new.

[@Sinadesu]

Love to see so many new fans for the series because of SM2. For the Emperor.

[@YTKermitTheFrog]

BTW the bolter doesn't fire a round the size of a torpedo.... it is however roughly the size of a 40mm grenade or a redbull can. That explodes when it hits you...

[@Shiftinggers]

NUX REACTS TO ANGRY MARINES LORE WHEN? ALWAYS ANGRY. *ALL THE TIME*

[@BlueMoonFuzz]

Thank you, I needed to get caught up before I start part 2

[@nightdrivenen7909]

Just completed Space Marine 2 campaign before work. WOO what a ride!

[@EndlessInfinity1]

Wooo, back to tabletop lore! You should also cover Battletech 101 by The Black Pants Legion!

[@GreenSargent]

Awesome getting to see Nic get more lore after seeing TheRussianBadger’s video on the first game. 😂 Would definitely be interesting to see Nux reaction to the Emperor TTS series.

[@mastokbreedtbg1398]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.... sorry he called to me 😂😂

[@Unknown-xr1iz]

Wait until Nux hears about the Warhammer fantasy orc who games workshop had to retcon to lose just so their story works

[@darcsteel]

Space Marine 1 and 2 have both been made official canon. The issue of when Titus was a captain have been sorted.

[@silvsora]

I'M BACK GUYS(as the first person to comment) and I need nux to get into Kingdom hearts, so Day 42 and a half of asking Nuxanor to react to "Timeline: Kingdom Hearts" by Gametrailers or "The complete Kingdom Hearts timeline explained" by LimitForm72 or "Kingdom Hearts Story - Summary" by sugestive gaming

[@mustafasoylu8281]

Can u watch mort theory

[@themalcontent100]

You're going to cause his avatar to manifest a bottle of whiskey.

[@alexanderscott8963]

Bruh this comment yess please do kingdom hearts

[@SymbioteMullet]

Oh gods the wtf moments that would inspire...

[@DABOSSEMPRAH]

aw sheet that'd be long...

[@TheMoonlitArcade]

I love your passion for this.

[@Battlechicken12]

Need a Jaghatai Khan episode

[@Kriogi]

Titus versus demon Prince is the equivalent of a human fighting a space Marine without armor. Almost a 0% chance of success alone. Almost

[@dunk7073]

Courage and honour!

[@NameIsDoc]

None shall find us wanting ultramarine.

[@F3AR151]

Thank the emperor nux learned about our beloved lore

[@greyygoblinn5639]

If Nux likes how the space marines operate he needs to react to the 2012 dredd movie. He’d love that shit

[@SymbioteMullet]

Both that and the comics, the weird stuff in those pages would blow his mind.

[@pwnst4r117]

NUX! Legacy of Kain lore beckons to you.

[@samankucher5117]

the guy as a awesome aet style i loved all of his storytelling and the art made it better :)

[@Terrivel119]

I RESPECTFULLY DEMAND CODE LYOKO LORE

[@Wixvhen]

Be me. Decide to join an operation aka coop. Choose a specific armor color and emblem. Everybody loads in. "Greetings, fellow ultramarine. My name is Alpharius. How are you?"

[@royart4781]

The orks have disscovered gravity and made gravity whips out of it

[@theodoremccarthy4438]

The best description of Grimskull is still “Shrek in his final form”.

[@TheBammountain]

Nux, you can not deny us your view on the emperors own glorious wisdom, given unto us by Bruva Alfabusa and his TTS. Please continue on the text-to-speech journey.

[@jameshickson8106]

5:33 wait I thought that the bug bois didn't have a presence in the wrap so how would the cannon work on them? Plus how they rapidly evolve I guess it wouldn't work for long

[@tacotvgaming6639]

Orks in videos: hahah funny green guys Orks in book : MOTHER OF GOD they tore tommy in half by running through him

[@nicktanicosilva2582]

Nux needs to react to warhammer octarius war between the Orks and Nids

[@judie6727]

Do Nux's videos even get 10K? He'll watch it regardless.

[@evansketches]

NUX!!! CONTINUE THE PRIMARCH REACTION!!!!!😩😩😩😩😫😫😫😫

[@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken]

The orcs even have demons running scared. According to Weshammer, there were some orcs that realized demons would find them and warp into their ships if not shielded from demons. The orcs let it happen to farm demons for fun. Eventually the demons even said nope not touching that because they were too scared of those particular orcs.

[@ICatoSicarius]

Tuska Daemonkilla one of the funniest and badass orks ever

[@TheMoonlitArcade]

I got into the lore in 2007. There has been lots of RETCON done. I dont care for the games but i love the books.

[@marmyeater]

I'm just gonna add another comment recommending Isyander & Koda. They have tons of Warhammer 40k lore, and lore on a bunch of other series, and it is all genuinely good.

[@JRock2007]

Day 82 of asking Nux to do a Halo lore dive

[@SavantPete]

Another side quest completed 😂

[@marmyeater]

I will post this on all of your videos until you watch Baldemort's: The Secret History of the Orks. I'm also going to add in The Thousand Sons Are The Saddest Legion by Isyander & Koda (the way he hypes the Magnus v Leman fight is actual god tier), and The Strange World of Invincible Abridged by UndeadHumor. 'In the warp a giant stirred; an image flickered through a mind larger than a nebula. The sleep of Gork was troubled. In his dreams he wore a metal body and led his children to victory. The dream lasted a brief instant of long eternity, something about it caused Gork to smile but not to rouse. In the warp Mork too was disturbed. He dreamed of war spreading like a green stain across the galaxy. He saw billions of his children following giant warmachines built in his crude image on a great crusade. He found the dream good. And slowly his vast mind moved towards wakefulness. Gork and Mork stirred. Their dreams reached out and touched the dreams of their people. A billion Orks turned in their sleep; suddenly, inexplicably infected by scenes of slaughter and reaving, plunder and the taking of worlds. When they awoke they looked on their surroundings and found them dull. Gork struggled towards awareness. After centuries of dormancy it was a long process. He sensed other Powers in the warp trying to interfere. He blocked a subtle tendril from Slaanesh, ignored a baleful warning from the Emperor, discounted the triumphant cry of Khorne. He reached out with his millennia-old mind and gathered the strength of his people. Soon he would be awake and active. A body of steel had been prepared for him. A time of blood and iron was approaching. As Mork gathered strength many a Warboss found himself afflicted with thoughts of power. Ancient ambitions were re-kindled. Long vanished thoughts of conquest stirred in the recesses of slow minds. They planned raids on nearby Humans and toyed with thoughts of alliances with old rivals. Not even great soul-searching could explain why this was so. The Ancient Powers knew what was happening, though. The Waa-Ork was coming. Gork and Mork stirred and a wave of fear passed through the warp. Suicide and incidence of violent crime climbed steeply. On Icolbar an Astropath screamed and threw himself from the balcony of a starscraper apartment, yelling that his people were doomed. On the craft-world Hope of Other Days, an Eldar philosopher stopped listening to the atonal music of his water-chimes and began composing his death-haiku, feeling his life had been justified. On distant Earth, a living corpse in a golden throne opened eyes that held fear for the first time in centuries. Gork felt his attention being tugged towards one tiny world on the edge of Orkdom. A strange attraction drew him to it. He leaned down from warpspace and looked upon it. His breath brought storms in the Ash Desert. His gaze caused machines to break down. His lightest tread brought earthquakes. Seeing the disruption he was causing among his people he withdrew. He knew the time was not yet right for his return. He withdrew but he left a message. Mork moved on the face of the warp, brushing aside Daemons and ignoring ancient barriers set by long dead Gods. He moved from world to world and placed in the heart of every Ork the desire to be restless, to move, to follow the siren call of adventure when it came. He sensed other Powers subtly striving to oppose him and laughed as their attempts to restrain his crude, irresistible purpose. The Emperor knew that he must save his people. If Gork and Mork unleashed their hordes then any unprepared worlds would be swept aside by a green tide of death The Emperor bent his thoughts to the task. Across Human space, within the range of the Astronomicon, Imperial Tarot began to foretell disaster. Commanders consulting them found all the signs of impending catastrophe on a cosmic scale. In the Segmentum Obscura, Battlefleets were recalled and prepared for war. On the homeworlds of the Adeptus Astartes, Space Marines reached for their weapons, knowing their time of destiny was near. On the edges of the Eye Of Terror, the Orders of the Adeptus Titanicus roused their ancient war-machines. Having surveyed his Empire and seen it was ready the dying immortal within the Golden Throne prepared himself for the conflict to come. Gork and Mork knew that they were ready. Their people were agitated and prepared for battle The Emperor, their chosen enemy, had deployed his forces. The first skirmishes had been fought, now war was about to be joined. Beyond them they sensed the Chaos Powers watching, waiting to see what advantage the God-brothers' actions might bring them. In the darkest pits of creation twisted creatures prepared to follow the Orks' advance. Gork and Mork did not care. They knew they were strong enough to resist Chaos. The time was right. The time was now. It was time for Gork and Mork to have some fun. In the Warp Gork and Mork waited, well pleased. Across the face of a million worlds their children were on the move, a green tide that would topple empires and re-shape the Universe. The Waa-Ork was on the move.'

[@SymbioteMullet]

I appreciate your dedication to the cause, but the massive wall of text might be working against you.