100 "He's Not Human" Moments By Erling Haaland

[@egoi6421]

Its one thing I specially like about Haaland. He never fakes injury or stays down on the ground to get freekick. He just gets up on his feet and continues. He is very honest in his play. 👏👌

[@themandalorian5454]

realistically, he doesn't need to fake.

[@egoi6421]

@@themandalorian5454 But a lot of players do. Take Bellingham. I dont know why he has changed so much after he came to RM. In Germany they didnt have that mentality

[@Skoopyghost]

I think it's The Viking Mentality. Workaholism is very common in Iceland(I am from Iceland). It probably is in Norway too. He seems to be a hardworker.

[@norwegiangaming]

Its becuse he is playing fotball instead of playing the "game"

[@s.m.y-i3i]

Aslında karakteri tamamen dürüst her anlamda❤

[@JointSnipe]

His stability and strength in shoulder to shoulder contact is absurd. He floors defenders and has zero fear.

[@Daergarz]

When this man starts running it's like some magnificent forest creature bounding across the field.

[@kimmynguyen6894]

Haaland a humble and polite strike. Fast, good and on point with his goal.!

[@regret81]

What I enjoy most about Haaland's play is his ruthlessness, bulldozing over anyone in his way without being reckless. I've never seen anyone want to score goals more than him. A Viking on the pitch if ever there was one.

[@hoenircanute]

Amazing top speed, first touches, composure and accurate shots combined with a Viking frame of steel..

[@torfinnfuglestad2003]

I'd argue that his first touch is probably one of his weakest part of his game. There are several clumsy first touches in this video alone... The determination to still manage a goal or assist when he has them is admirable tho.

[@TonyMPS3]

Рогнар Локброк?

[@Evo_Lotus]

Bro, Haaland is so fast and strong, my god... and also this highlight is pretty good. He doesn't always score tap-ins, but allow it man. He scored some good goals as well!

[@joachimbanlaoi3399]

Even if he misses sitters, there’s never a point in his game right now that he hasn’t 2 CB or just players on him every game. He’s still very much a threat the whole game. Gonna miss him if he decides to leave city.

[@АндрейШевченко-х2ъ]

its second cr7

[@gababa4286]

@@АндрейШевченко-х2ъRonaldo and Haaland don’t play the same. In fact, ronaldo wasn’t even fully a striker until 2020

[@teekay851]

@@АндрейШевченко-х2ъ not even remotely, what a stupid thing to say.

[@Rock__Dawg]

Haaland has already outscored his 3 season Dortmund goals in 2 seasons at City... He excels in any setup, from fast counter attacks to build up goals.... A legend in the making

[@κωνσταντινοςκυργιακης]

He joined Dortmund in january so not 3 seasons but okay

[@rifatbox911]

just a machine

[@Cloud-js6lf]

@@κωνσταντινοςκυργιακης it’s still out scoring his Dortmund years regardless lmao. What was the point of commenting that

[@κωνσταντινοςκυργιακης]

@@Cloud-js6lf yes but not in such a big margin as this post tries to tell us

[@Cloud-js6lf]

@@κωνσταντινοςκυργιακης another pointless comment smh 😂😂

[@g.w.7893]

An absolute UNIT.

[@Chamth13]

I love how he beat defenders with his physical

[@rifatbox911]

fr

[@no-rq7fp]

it’s so boring lmao

[@roleoahotondji54]

​@@no-rq7fp it's not, it's funny

[@birdland85]

And outrun them and be precise

[@arthurb4240]

I think hes actually fouling a lot when he pushes them with his arm

[@awalmanyork8964]

That guy is a machine, he is so strong

[@iberohispano_galaico]

At times it can seem a little clumsy because of its height but it pulls off some incredible shots. He is pure strength.

[@UnrealBenji]

Haaland really is a different type of beast. Beyond lethal.

[@gamu952]

He is one of the fastest players everyone is not noticing

[@l3ftie578]

do they not do combine style athletics tests in these types of leagues? It's so normal to have athletes show weight lifting track speed, vertical jump, etc. in american pro sports

[@YagmyrAnnanepesow]

Haaland is a Terminator 🔥

[@cris2068]

I like the way he pushes people out of the way,awesome!!

[@novasser]

Haven't paid attention to football I'm awhile but saw this guy on a reel and had to check him out. He's a great player. Can't belive I'm just now hearing about him

[@maxk880]

Then you really haven't been paying attention hahah. He's been gloriously insane for like 3 years now, just too good

[@brenaxquiny8639]

Then football isn't for you bro

[@Borrelaas]

Norwegian here, first became aware of the guy back in 2019 when he was at Salzburg. He made headlines here because of his amazing goal average at such a young age, he was about 18-19 back then. Been really fun to see his rise

[@DanielEusebio-i1n]

Impressive strength. Impressive speed. Impressive positioning. Impressive finishing. Hell of a striker. A true 9.

[@ahmar-1760]

2:53 that control, shift, speed and goal is just magestic. ✨

[@Sboniso.Kubheka]

Haaland , not only a goal scoring machine but his assists are off high quality as well

[@autoworkercyr]

Haaland runs like a deer but with brute strength. His leftfooted shot is so powerful and quick the keeper cant even react. Hes a beast.

[@singleplayersquad1]

NGL this was better than I expected. Some of this stuff impressed me more than some of the "CRISTIANO ROANLDO IS NOT HUMAN" compilations

[@MateuszWlodarczyk22]

You can see the passion. I haven't seen it in Poland and I don't watch the matches, but it's cool to watch his movements

[@noksss3546]

Calling this guy a league two player or a tap-in merchant is an insult to everything he has achieved and if this video doesnt convince you otherwise, you are lost

[@ryanneil7239]

the first three plays, he fouled twice, and dove the third lol

[@thecastleofenlightenment2604]

yeah ive never seen a League 2 player play like this. something about this guy makes analysts go absolutely deranged lol

[@YodaOnDrugs]

​@@ryanneil7239Bruh how is that fouls? He bodyed them💀

[@rocketontickles8108]

​@@ryanneil7239shoulder to shoulder?

[@Danielhalvorsen1993]

This years Euros kind of show how good Haaland is... It seems like all the strikers at the euros are unable to hit sitters

[@rian4104]

He is like a super version of Inzaghi. His speed is unreal for someone his size.

[@roleoahotondji54]

Inzaghi isn't really a good comparison

[@JJBeauregard1]

So many players just seem to bounce off him when trying to challenge him, it's almost comical. What a machine :D

[@hans1187]

This guy is a number 9 if I have ever seen one.

[@solfeinberg8591]

Just learned about this guy. One little thing I like, is his ability to get between the opposing player and the ball, and they're just hitting a concrete wall. They have no chance to "box him out", They just fall down. Even when he's egregiously fouled, he keeps his feet and plows forward, through stuff that would have to shatter a normal guys legs, and these elite soccer players don't look like they're going to come out good. He's tremendously powerful, fast, jumps and heads the ball, kicks, but does it all so quickly. And the little boxing out gives him a little time, he just has to get between the guy and the ball and they have no chance.

[@YoungYoung-k5u]

How can you just learn about this guy? He’s been the best goal scorer in the world for several years. Should have won the Ballon D’hor when Messi won it.

[@defeatrelauxe88]

Love halland from indonesia..❤

[@TraianIordache13]

No.1Halaand...Respect&Apreciation from Romania player,GOD BLESSED YOU&YOURS WHOLE BEAUTIFUL FAMILIES THE SUPER HALLAND❤️❤️❤️🌈🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🔝🆗⚽🥇🏆💣🎆💯💪🏻💪🏻🦾🛡️🔋🌐🗺️🇷🇴📿🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻‼️❗

[@alitatunertc1775]

He is a hard worker on the pitch. Amazing!!❤

[@heavenly_haori1725]

He doesn’t fuck around, he’s almost immoveable, his speed, his power are incredible. He actually makes the game fun to watch.

[@shalsenburgerwhatsinaname1036]

One of the few current players who would have been tough enough to play in the 70s, and not cried if they got tackled hard

[@anthonybranco]

He's a Nordic machine. He's a real Viking.

[@MJ-revered]

Haaland moves like a lumberjack on the field but it's effective.

[@dord4453]

Bro bullies defenders but has a sweet personality

[@mr-is2bf]

Strong and classic number 9 🔥

[@stephencirving]

I love how he just pushes them out of the way.

[@timw.5030]

Just started watching soccer/football lol, and I am 45, I am a mlb/nfl/nba fan. Anyhow I watched some Messi and Ronaldoinho highlights, but this guy Haaland's video outshines any I've seen so far. All the 3 I've watched lol. He looks fking amazing though, fast as hell, incredibly coordinated.

[@julia_2721]

God bless him. Awesome guy.

[@cy_pher03]

For me Haaland is the definition of power

[@qqsera]

Not a football fan bt gotta admit this made me excited

[@Noireinself]

what a beast on the field - wow much respect for him

[@grobwaclawa]

Brutal force! Reminds me of Dolph Lungren.

[@028nanang5]

The next GOAT 🐐

[@WSpears70]

Halland live was one of the most insane things I have ever seen live dude has everything...

[@stigcc]

Live for City?

[@benedictezimoha1866]

This guy is incredible, he has absolutely everything in his game

[@MasoodFazeli]

The perfectly lab created monster. Absolute warrior.

[@ChouImba]

His dribbling at his height and weight is amazing

[@karolina.gunnarsdottir2676]

Halland is my favorite player❤

[@Joel-d5r]

He's so smart at positioning. He's a menace as a striker

[@quwezinator_fcm]

That goal vs Copenhagen is soooo underrated

[@KasimVisuals]

If you look at these goals, you can tell this man mastered how to shoot with both foot at any given angle. World class 🔥

[@williamhenderson8494]

How can you hate this guy, if you do then you hate the game too

[@In_my_own_mind]

Haaland has been involved in 276 goals in 278 games. Its insane. Keane should be forced to watch this. This was only about 1/3 pf the goals he has been involved in.

[@gusmarokity6482]

Boy, how long does it take to play that many games? I wonder what is his seasonal goal record?

[@FreddyJohansen]

Kean What is Thatcher!?

[@Viper87th]

better video than the last 1oo movies I have seen 🤩

[@raffiartinian4527]

Born to score goals . Great player .

[@Funtakes53]

He sees everything amazing 👏

[@melissastreeter22]

My Viking warrior ancestor.

[@SterlingMwas]

the striking force💪💪

[@Engri.]

Fantastic video

[@kcmj8]

Super goals 😮

[@kcmj8]

Haland !!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!🎉

[@mateussilva-s]

Melhor do mundo ❤😍

[@GOODTHINKER53]

*He's next magician in football arena 👏👏*

[@Joe-d3t1t]

A Freak of Nature.

[@tarasyk2003]

HAALAND IS INDEED THE GOAT

[@LIDAZMONEYBah-m4t]

Meilleur de sa génération❤❤❤❤❤❤😊

[@TheKingChino]

My favorite player❤️‍🔥👏🏻

[@DandanGallagher]

Haaland is absurdly fast and powerful, but he's just as clumsy. He seems like an unpolished version of R9, but in these highlights he is very very impressive as far as anticipation, precision, speed and power. He just LOOKS strange when playing and you feel like he's never gonna achieve what he set out to do but he ends up doing it anyway in killer fashion. Beautiful to see. You can see the defense is always helpless when he is on his environment. Tremendous asset for any team!

[@apoorvsingh5215]

The most important fact is he is never offside like Darwin Nunez all the time 😂

[@lucahauswirth6991]

ehm... LUKAKU enters the chat😂😂

[@apoorvsingh5215]

@@lucahauswirth6991 good one bruh 😝😂

[@elmulato7038]

Higuaín enters the chat

[@MartynHov]

Best vid of him so far 👏👏👏👏👏

[@rmt.collectiva]

BEAST MODE ALL THE TIME

[@magiko7176]

Nothing but skill. And the way he overcomes and drops defenders. He reminds me of Messi in that regard. Oh, but people on Twitter say he is just a tapin merchant.

[@doring2203]

best player in the world, no debate

[@nenemuy]

He isn’t human. He’s the ghost of Manchester

[@fcbalonso6542]

Wonderful 🙌🏼👏🏼👍🏼

[@bouchardstones5040]

He is good 🔥☄️

[@DanielTochukwu-l4v]

He likes fast paced games He's very good in counterattack But Manchester City is not a counter attacking team😢

[@hafidzazharjakaria2615]

Playing fast paced game makes him more prone to injury

[@egoi6421]

They should have that in their games too otherwise they will be to easy to play against.

[@fabulousfacade2577]

Bro that run against wolves yesterday 💀😂

[@will-nc1zy]

Man he is powerful. He has super speed and height (6ft 4in). Great striker!

[@Q-hv2cb]

Inventor of Kung Fu goals

[@amrithmadhu1523]

Bro this guy keeps bodying everyone.

[@Mr-TheSaint]

What a goal machine he is. I cant get over how fast and agile he is. Thinking of how tall and large as he is

[@PatheticHero]

Most critics of Haaland would call that goal at 54 seconds a tap in.

[@himansurai4179]

0:54

[@vladdracul5072]

I guess those critics mistake football for golf or something.

[@upprrdimensions892]

Defender tackles Haaland. Defender falls

[@bilo94245]

The best striker in the world

[@KhaganVictor001]

A brutal striker

[@HautaMable]

0:53 he scored with the leg he jump off XD

[@34tsetannamgyalxb15]

He lackes only in ball carrying, dribbling, and bit in passing. But after joining Guardiola he is freaking improving as hell bro I have been watching his play style and its improving dangerously.😮

[@jeandev5267]

j'avais pas vu ces buts c'est un joueurb "exceptionnel

[@awalmanyork8964]

How heavy can he be?, he seems like a wall to me, he doesn't move when you crash into him.

[@LaymensLament]

this video is a lot of fun

[@thecastleofenlightenment2604]

yeah ive never seen a League 2 player play like this. something about this guy makes analysts go absolutely deranged lol

[@alanpowell24]

To my eye, his SPEED is his main asset..........

[@Yuxiangrousimamaxiangguo]

what an athlete. Athletic beast, at another level, faster, stronger, and higher than you.

[@hafizhdan4115]

Pure viking blood 😅

[@JensHompland]

Goal in Norway v Cyprus Euro qualifiers deserves a mention.

[@shoveit5783]

Just a tap-in player right? Imagine calling him that lol

[@ChristianBarry-hm5my]

12:29 omg who says he can’t dribble 😮

[@JS-ug8ie]

Too fast. Dudes a super hero