20h of pain compressed into 21 minutes video? Awesome :D
@martincitopants3 жыл бұрын
i like ya cut g
@joshuabrown78153 жыл бұрын
Groggy froggy frogging poggerly
@atomicanachronism88493 жыл бұрын
Geaaaaaaaaarrrrsssssssss!
@xninewxw75593 жыл бұрын
@@martincitopants froggy
@Beriorn3 жыл бұрын
Imagine a 100% speedrun of Factorio.
@FrenchyJr3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being on the island seeing the government crumble in 20 hours by some dude with a parachute, wing suit, rope, and then leave to speed run another goverment collapse
@brycehawes383 жыл бұрын
*squirrel suit -Our Beloved General
@zythel3413 жыл бұрын
and BOAT
@ian_32443 жыл бұрын
Welcome to just cause
@General_C2 жыл бұрын
He really went and did just that. *For 30 hours.*
@honzakuklis18712 жыл бұрын
@@General_C thats some serious dedication, doctor strange: *opens up a portal* Martincitopants: I HAVE BEEN SPEEDRUNNING FOR 30 HOURS Me: hmmmm E N T E R T A I N M E N T
@gruggerduggerhoose3 жыл бұрын
“I suffered yet another smooth brain moment.” Me, on a daily basis.
@dani1999n3 жыл бұрын
Me, on an hourly basis.
@joshuapowell68223 жыл бұрын
Me, just me.
@Josh-ws5ld3 жыл бұрын
Me
@notjosephstalin63913 жыл бұрын
M
@Piotr147343 жыл бұрын
E
@voidrunner-6163 жыл бұрын
The Bavarium wingsuit turns JC3 into the best Iron Man game we've ever had. Soooo satisfying and fun to use. Also I kinda like how this game handles upgrades and perks. You can just smash all the challenges right off the bat and go into the first chapter with almost everything maxed out
@JK-he9eg3 жыл бұрын
Is this even allowed to use in a speedrun?
@voidrunner-6163 жыл бұрын
@@JK-he9egWell looks like Martin's setting the standard here so I suppose. Also some of the Sky Fortress challenges would be impossible to 5-star without it. It is possible to remove it once they're all done though, so probably won't be long until some ultra-sweatlord beats his time without the O.P Wingsuit, such is the way.
@lmao_nope3 жыл бұрын
@@JK-he9eg ... why wouldn't it be allowed...?
@JK-he9eg3 жыл бұрын
@@lmao_nope because its very op but the run is a all dlc run. So i think its ok to use
@PomadaGaming3 жыл бұрын
I know goddamn right
@killercards77333 жыл бұрын
“That’s right I’m doing it again” is this man insane
@yourallygod82613 жыл бұрын
I mean this'll be the second time so not insane yet :)
@thatshortkid12773 жыл бұрын
Your new here aren’t you
@brucereimers80953 жыл бұрын
This guy is crazy
@Mr.Goosenhand3 жыл бұрын
This guy would send you into the stratosphere if he wanted to.
@killercards77333 жыл бұрын
@@thatshortkid1277 nope but holy shit I thought this man at least had some lines he wouldn’t cross but apparently not
@clydrexezekielalzate97073 жыл бұрын
"lettuce begin" - martincitopants' first words before losing his sanity in 20 hours
@frogsecretaryofswamp4523 жыл бұрын
"Lettuce begin" is like martin best quote
@BlackWolf15893 жыл бұрын
this should be on par with the oldest anarchy server in minecraft
@aagp23 жыл бұрын
@@frogsecretaryofswamp452 "Lettuce begin" -Martin's first words right after being born
@officialunitedstatesofamer29443 жыл бұрын
Lettuce begin with no image of lettuce showing on the screen? Unbelievable.
@dan-us6nk2 жыл бұрын
@@aagp2 dad mart before making him
@MadMatt-TV3 жыл бұрын
I’ve 100% just cause 3 twice and both times it took me half a year to complete. And my god they were painful. How the hell did you have the mental capacity to put your brain through such an experience in under 24 hours. Let alone the actual challenge of doing it. You are a legend and have achieved a higher level of being. You’re a God. And I can’t wait to see this time shortened.
@ItsBobbyBlitz3 жыл бұрын
YOU KNOW WHAT BUZZLES, I CAN WAIT YOU UNGREATFUL NERD
@shahabazam65313 жыл бұрын
The game heavily relies on our pc power when you die and respawn which takes long time to load
@justconnorXD3 жыл бұрын
I 100% twice on PS4 and once on PC, I guess this is what happens when you have no money to buy new games so you just replay the old ones edit: btw the ammo boxes on the mech island can be opened by shooting explosives at it
@thunderlord62503 жыл бұрын
@@shahabazam6531 bro the game is so taxing on the pc
@mikewizz18953 жыл бұрын
I couldn't even be bothered the second time
@silxvrrr3 жыл бұрын
14:35 For anyone wondering, yes that's actually a tactic, if there's a barricaded threat somewhere, they will actually put up speakers and blast music on full volume to make them surrender.
@Kasanokasane7793 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. They'll be sleep deprived, and that can actually kill eventually.
@ChefofWar333 жыл бұрын
@@Kasanokasane779 Ear plugs exist though.
@deadlock81733 жыл бұрын
@@ChefofWar33 yea but hundreds of SUPER loud speakers are more powerful then ear plugs
@willb52783 жыл бұрын
@@ChefofWar33 Sound is vibration, it doesn't just travel through the air. It goes through your body as well. It's why recordings of your voice sound different to you than when you speak. You both hear the vibrations traveling directly from your throat/mouth to your eardrums, as well as the vibrating air, while recordings/other people usually only hear the air part. Which is a long winded way of saying, if the vibes are strong enough, they shake your whole body and render earplugs useless.
@justanegg66553 жыл бұрын
It’s phycological warfare and it’s effective
@RealCivilEngineerGaming3 жыл бұрын
You hate bridges!?!?! Not cool man, not cool...
@cmac13503 жыл бұрын
It's only the bridges that architects make, don't worry
@johnwunderwaffle3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry he's just playing a role...right?
@WeedisMedicin3 жыл бұрын
@@johnwunderwaffle he’s joking around
@CompoundNila3 жыл бұрын
didn't know you watched him
@randomname82203 жыл бұрын
@@CompoundNila I don't but I'm here, it was recommended.
@bumblegoot11393 жыл бұрын
“You know how you usually just liberate things by flying in and blowing everything up that’s red? Well, how about instead you have to find a bunch of small objectives with tiny buttons that all look the same as the environment” is literally the design philosophy of Just Cause 4
@oggabooka23243 жыл бұрын
Well just cause4 marks it for you but JC3 i dont think it does
@oggabooka23243 жыл бұрын
I butcherd that
@kionisaragosa63683 жыл бұрын
just cause 4 was a total let down
@russellcontreras3943 жыл бұрын
@@kionisaragosa6368 Just Cause 4 is literally broken. It even has a bug where you cannot even launch it and there is no fix.
@chiralanomalous29043 жыл бұрын
@@oggabooka2324the more you break in jc3, the clearer objects show up on the map if you can't find them. Jc4 didnt add enough imo, while it added a bit, the jc3 dlcs are way better
@Zeema3 жыл бұрын
famous comedians = no laugh Martin saying "BOAT" = laugh
@michaeljwetzel50433 жыл бұрын
@Mostafa Alaa true
@coltJAltman3 жыл бұрын
BOAH.
@sifter143 жыл бұрын
@Mostafa Alaa yea really explains all the wars and injustice happening all around.
@kaijukiller06663 жыл бұрын
B O A T
@ericb31572 жыл бұрын
oh, there was once a famous comedian who could make everyone laugh by..."pausing". he'd just freeze up in mid-action, and it was funny.
@cameliascripet87923 жыл бұрын
The fact that he thiught he had the wrong bus when actually he had the right one is just extra pain.
@Vt3434_3 жыл бұрын
martincitopants about to complete the game: "finally my pain is almost over..." the Weimaraner W3: "hello there..."
@covalite3 жыл бұрын
General kenobie
@atomicbuttocks3 жыл бұрын
@@covalite help I can't escape
@JosepheBallin3 жыл бұрын
@@covalite "we will watch your career with great interrest"
@mydoez98623 жыл бұрын
1000th like
@holdguard46243 жыл бұрын
@@JosepheBallin watch*
@anthonyb44793 жыл бұрын
Frog said: new video soon Then exactly 8 minutes later There it was
@gopnik45013 жыл бұрын
The description was a banger
@devans.53243 жыл бұрын
truly legendary
@ct19603 жыл бұрын
Gotta keep up with the algorithm some way
@tjman10953 жыл бұрын
I'd definitely prefer to read that over a bunch of copied and pasted buzzwords
@genesis43223 жыл бұрын
He cut down an absolute ton of time with his newest run so watching this is incredible to see.
@ganon88353 жыл бұрын
completely different runs lmao
@genesis43223 жыл бұрын
Yes i was just saying it's amazing to see how he cut down that time.
@epix53853 жыл бұрын
Yea it’s real nice to see him improve But he fr made a map of the entire run just for this
@genesis43222 жыл бұрын
@@epix5385 Sadly his run was just beaten a short bit ago.
@Seren_Moth Жыл бұрын
@@genesis4322 so uh anyways
@ast93983 жыл бұрын
I don’t think a single person has ever put that man’s boat in the water nicely
@TheRealNobodyButu3 жыл бұрын
Well without destroying it or sending it miles into the water?😂
@radioactivepotato34573 жыл бұрын
That’s a fact
@maestrofeli42593 жыл бұрын
not trying to be THAT guy, but I..... I didn't do it
@rioncheng23 жыл бұрын
Well, I didn't do it for him, but since you never know what small bs fails you missions, like a barrel of wine falling off of a truck for example 🚚
@highliad94753 жыл бұрын
B O A T
@j.r.73393 жыл бұрын
He said he hates this button pressing. Just Cause 4: *Sweats Nervously*
@tsardean74383 жыл бұрын
Ya the liberating of basis sucks in just cause 4
@arthurmorgan75593 жыл бұрын
@@tsardean7438 yeah why tf they changed that, jc3 system was good enough.
@j.r.73393 жыл бұрын
@@arthurmorgan7559 Yeah
@BeaniesFrogMan3 жыл бұрын
@@arthurmorgan7559 ARTHUR! MAH BOY! You ain’t been taking care of us, don’t give up on us now
@HobbyDev-dh9oy3 жыл бұрын
Not even funny buddy. Stop trying.
@is00523 жыл бұрын
The epitome of comedy: B O A T
@mozzarellamaniac63003 жыл бұрын
*B O A T*
@officialunitedstatesofamer29443 жыл бұрын
B
@Chisien3 жыл бұрын
Idk why but I was just hanging at work and remembered " B O A T" and had to rewatch
@topapple97183 жыл бұрын
So unfunny its funny
@blackgem123 жыл бұрын
B. O A T
@FREIND_INSIDE_OF_ME3 жыл бұрын
Deep vein thrombosis (DVT) is a serious condition that occurs when a blood clot forms in a vein located deep inside your body. A blood clot is a clump of blood that's turned to a solid state. Deep vein blood clots typically form in your thigh or lower leg, but they can also develop in other areas of your body.
@LavaCreeperPeople3 жыл бұрын
interesting info
@conorbuchanan92373 жыл бұрын
boat
@adrianwelgemoed95623 жыл бұрын
@@dark_horizon706 i did
@justacringychannelpassingb70443 жыл бұрын
@@dark_horizon706 I also did
@somilsingh48433 жыл бұрын
@@dark_horizon706 I can't remember giving you internet little Jimmy
@plinketyplonk31563 жыл бұрын
Favourite bit was definitely the donations keeping him there for an extra hour.
@dhio96153 жыл бұрын
This can challenge Ludwig's scheme
@Grab_0013 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? How did donations tie into it?
@plinketyplonk31563 жыл бұрын
@@Grab_001 when he finished the run he got tons of donations so he said he'd wait for them We didn't stop donating for a while.
@Grab_0013 жыл бұрын
@@plinketyplonk3156 you monsters LET THE MAN REST
@plinketyplonk31563 жыл бұрын
@@Grab_001 *NO* I am afraid that cannot be allowed to happen.
@dekaredfire3 жыл бұрын
*BOAT* Seriously, that history education segment is Internet Historian level of editing.
@dayumson35763 жыл бұрын
Fr
@ingold14703 жыл бұрын
Is Martincitopants just Internet Historian's gaming channel?
@Casokat3 жыл бұрын
The UN being its natural self.
@PegLegManlet3 жыл бұрын
It’s the power of ausies.
@officialunitedstatesofamer29443 жыл бұрын
@@ingold1470 Plausible theory.
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
Gradually losing ones sanity speedrunning, is very entertaining to watch
@plutonium1183 жыл бұрын
ok
@averagegamer68313 жыл бұрын
It’s you again hi
@jots523 жыл бұрын
It is indeed..
@lincolnclay9323 жыл бұрын
I think that’s what happening to me in my manga rn
@bungisbo3 жыл бұрын
How are you in every comments section?
@saltyspooner17703 жыл бұрын
As a half-panamanian it was cool learning some history about the country, only ever learned about Teddy and the canal
@uncleschubert80833 жыл бұрын
Fun fact my mom grew up in Panama and was supposed to be in a HiCi commercial but had to leave early and was super pissed with grandparents but then the invasion happened like an hour later and she might’ve had to be stuck at the commercial place for days if she hadn’t had to come home early
@zero-50123 жыл бұрын
If you can speak spanish I can told you more about the history of Panama, there's a lot of things besides the "Panama Canal" If you want to know, just sayin'
@thanosthefarmer3 жыл бұрын
This was actually the first game I’ve ever 100% completed. I considered speedrunning it, but decided against it because I realized that it would destroy me. Glad you did it on my behalf lmao
@noobtube13233 жыл бұрын
How did you get 5stars on all challenges??
@thanosthefarmer3 жыл бұрын
@@noobtube1323 practice and mental torture. Lots of it. My advice is to exploit vehicle changes when possible. Having an F1 rather than a hippy van for land races helps a lot lol.
@ritger5633 жыл бұрын
At “my expense?” I don’t think you know how to use that phrase😂
@thanosthefarmer3 жыл бұрын
@@ritger563 probably not lmao I meant that I was thanking him for showing me the experience I would’ve had
@KayBeeOG3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean "at your expense" because he did it lol
@Willy2Cooper3 жыл бұрын
This guy makes me proud to be Australian
@ItsBobbyBlitz3 жыл бұрын
martincitopants is not australian, he is spanian
@martincitopants3 жыл бұрын
@@ItsBobbyBlitz this is true, I am spanian
@magenusa60703 жыл бұрын
@@martincitopants me 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@jarod5513 жыл бұрын
@@assaultmodemeliodas5283 he’s turned cringe and only for the money
@capybara95213 жыл бұрын
Wat ?
@CheekyChan3 жыл бұрын
Psychology professors of the future are going to use your entire playthrough as a learning tool to show the 10 stages of self induced grey matter loss and the eventual break down of the human brain that accompanies it. Thank you for your contribution to modern science.
@ivanhui60513 жыл бұрын
this class is when dear christ he has dvt (dvt deep vein thrombosis IS WHEN *starts deep frying*)
@paperclip80643 жыл бұрын
“Thank you for your contribution to modern science.” has a very cave johnson feel and i love it.
@bit_ronic3 жыл бұрын
11:42 afaik, the reason they use emps is because those 4 tanks uses some weird energy shield powered by the game's weird unobtainium, and that makes them invulnerable to nearly everything in the game, it's around the point the game starts introducing the original op shit. tldr: tank needs emp because it's the ground version of the helicopter at 12:12
@adrianwelgemoed95623 жыл бұрын
Yeah but like...they werent on
@senanmcfadden63192 жыл бұрын
emm....yea kinda a littel wrong but kinda right
@twopersonfilms3 жыл бұрын
Ah, the pure satisfaction of a martincitopants notification
@banana451373 жыл бұрын
YES
@stillsalty9473 жыл бұрын
Yeees
@flippah91013 жыл бұрын
*NEURON ACTIVATION*
@BlazeYT_3 жыл бұрын
Yes because *BOAT*
@officialunitedstatesofamer29443 жыл бұрын
Dopamine go brain, neuron activate.
@djnapsta3 жыл бұрын
The UN was like "no don't do that" Great to see some things never change
@cnlbenmc3 жыл бұрын
Even after Panama Declared War on the U.S., no wonder people call for leaving the UN.
@isosev3 жыл бұрын
@@cnlbenmc The UN wanted to condemn Israel for retaliating against the Palestinian rocket attacks. The UN should be abolished as it clearly doesnt do what it is supposed to.
@cnlbenmc3 жыл бұрын
+@@isosev+ I find it especially incredulous considering that the precedent has basically been set that Formal Declarations of War are essentially fought until one side is burnt to ash and bone and also have a habit of become magnets for anyone else to jump on the War bandwagon, spiralling out of control a la WWI. Hence why nobody rational does that since WWII.
@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa86353 жыл бұрын
I love how you Western folk think you know so much about something that is happening far away, never thinking about the chance that the media might be covering sh*t up. Sitting in your basement all day typing comments must be feeling really good. Lol
@spartanx92933 жыл бұрын
@@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635 Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
@vaporwave23593 жыл бұрын
Balaclava man is the real protagonist he's single handedly brought the dictatorship to its knees
@parkerfrancis86373 жыл бұрын
Only real ones know the struggle of getting that damn boat to Mario’s garage
@Planetyyyy3 жыл бұрын
Its easy with mech
@thatoneeditor59893 жыл бұрын
@@Planetyyyy the real ones don’t need a mech.
@Planetyyyy3 жыл бұрын
@@thatoneeditor5989 I have no problem without the mech, but the mech makes it easier
@roachawker77413 жыл бұрын
It's ez with a mech, but how about that driving challenge with an off-road bike :v
@thatoneeditor59893 жыл бұрын
@@roachawker7741 are you talking about the one at the rebel navy base?
@bingle963 жыл бұрын
"The Panamanian government declared war on the USA" The USA: Bippity boppity, your canal is my property
@Churchgrimm3 жыл бұрын
Little known fact, "In God We Trust" was only chosen as the motto of the United States because even we considered "Bippity Boppity your stuff is our property" to be a bit on the nose.
@spoodwagon71823 жыл бұрын
Hehehe. G O V E R N M E N T
@uninspiredrambler3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being an armpit of the world nation smaller than 90% of all US states and thinking you could intimidate the country that already had military bases in your country.
@jayceecrossland90363 жыл бұрын
Ha Ha Ha. G O V E R N M E N T
@bingle963 жыл бұрын
@@jayceecrossland9036 it is blatantly obvious you stole someone else's comment
@shreks_loins39633 жыл бұрын
We need “BOAT” t-shirts.
@1lllllllll13 жыл бұрын
I need a BOAT notification sound for messages from my boss.
@damired3 жыл бұрын
I want to set this as my alarm
@kamo72933 жыл бұрын
best of all time?
@Daniel-sk8zm3 жыл бұрын
I’d buy that
@goose97633 жыл бұрын
420 likes
@morganhussey8653 жыл бұрын
*Sees Martin upload* Me: “Very Good”
@MotionSickness173 жыл бұрын
This video inspired me to play Just Cause 3 again and I’ve realised how much better it is than Just Cause 4
@twdelta3 жыл бұрын
my lack of sleep has finally paid off
@dergermankind69063 жыл бұрын
sleep
@lr5143 жыл бұрын
sleep
@thegoose68953 жыл бұрын
honk here is some soup
@twdelta3 жыл бұрын
no
@literallyme263 жыл бұрын
George H.W.'s ghoul face is going to haunt my dreams from now on.
@Colin_Nelson3 жыл бұрын
Hate to break it to you but he was always a ghoul
@literallyme263 жыл бұрын
@@Colin_Nelson, you'll get no argument from me.
@evanm13373 жыл бұрын
George H. W. Bokoblin
@jakethompson40923 жыл бұрын
You should try speedrunning Just Cause, it's insanely broken and makes for great content, it's as spontaneous as 2 and 3
@jacobkern20602 жыл бұрын
15:57 There's another location it spawns, on the right side of the island. That being said, it also has no connection to the sea and has to be air-lifted or towed out. At least that one's slightly closer to cliffs that you can drop it into the sea from.
@bluestealth75593 жыл бұрын
13:10 I was not expecting to ever find a story lesson from my country in this channel. A surprise to be sure but a welcome one. Great video.
@LeftOnMute3 жыл бұрын
I need a review of the bf6 trailer immediately
@WiseOwl_14083 жыл бұрын
Looks decent.
@ffrvrbrbr40753 жыл бұрын
a frame by frame analysis pls
@petrhanke86443 жыл бұрын
It's easy - we Fortnite 6 Siege: Apex Warfare now.
@bigsauce54953 жыл бұрын
Cool guy jumped out of plane 10/10
@le-wheelmann3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@GastroGoblin3 жыл бұрын
Imagen that, if Julian Assange was just blasted with the Doom: Eternal OST and Meshuggah's Obzen album.
@ngocanhang6743 жыл бұрын
He'd be grooving tho
@matthewdalos82673 жыл бұрын
these are my favorite kinds of speed runs, actual endurance and completion without glitches
@DarkCreeperSlayers3 жыл бұрын
7:41 I love how he says “it’s got this lightning shit, that’s just, kills you instantly” and as soon as he gets struck by lightning it gets cut off by an ad playing it was so perfect
@joshmay29442 жыл бұрын
I read this comment just as it happened, amazing quality content
@DJSkittles3653 жыл бұрын
But, in general. Just Cause 3 is very fun. This man liberated an entire country in 20 hours.
@SmikeMan3 жыл бұрын
"LIBERATION"
@tincantu12443 жыл бұрын
@@SmikeMan more like under new management
@SmikeMan3 жыл бұрын
@@tincantu1244 more like without infrastructure
@mozzarellamaniac63003 жыл бұрын
At what cost? sleep depravation and severe mental illness
@magnificentcream6213 жыл бұрын
@@tincantu1244 mm ? Pilih 0tt
@grimreefer93243 жыл бұрын
Broke: Sub 20 minute Mario 64 speedrun Woke: Sub 20 hour Just Cause 3 speedrun
@juanordonezgalban22783 жыл бұрын
Galaxy brain: BOAT
@officialunitedstatesofamer29443 жыл бұрын
Based: Just Cause 4 Speedrun Glitchless 100% No Skystriker
@coenisgreat3 жыл бұрын
You can actually also one-shot Di Ravello by waiting for his shield to run out, then tether him to the ground
@pumaman70723 жыл бұрын
I remember I accidentally beat the dude by dropping a rebel crate on him.
@xarm232 жыл бұрын
I remember being sooooo disappointed in the final fight because of this. Like, come on, the final fight of JC2 happened on top of nuclear missiles while they were in flight! And this one is a singular helicopter? ONE helicopter? Rico is anti-army for crying out loud!
@dodojesus45292 жыл бұрын
@@xarm23 it shouldve been a giga mech or some shit like that
@Dare4ce3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god he's doing it again. I'll have to prepare snacks this time.
@expanddong31023 жыл бұрын
as well as a pack of redbulls
@whatamidoingwithmylife41083 жыл бұрын
Alternate title : Frog man screams at terrible game missions for 21 minutes.
@engineer84-w8x3 жыл бұрын
at least the environments look cool
@Commrade-DOGE3 жыл бұрын
@@engineer84-w8x and gameplay is fun
@eneco39653 жыл бұрын
Is it that bad? I've just started it and have done like 2 missions, should I stop playing?
@engineer84-w8x3 жыл бұрын
@@eneco3965 if you like it then no you shouldn't be forced to stop, and also take the opinions of others with a grain of salt, because they might be wrong or subjective at the very least.
@The_Mining_Pickaxe3 жыл бұрын
19:45 Literally the most cursed thing I saw this month.
@Thunderstar72 жыл бұрын
Time and time again I can always come to Mart’s vids when I’m struggling with life. I can’t describe how much this whacky, silly editing style is able to help me cope. Adhd has some perks i guess, easily entertained by this style of editing. Thank you man, part of why I’m still going. 💛
@Pikachu-vr6tt3 жыл бұрын
15:59 it actually spawns in a different isolated lake as well, I didn't know that it spawned here, and now I've realized that it is so much easier to get it from this lake
@bronzejourney57842 жыл бұрын
It took me 2 hours with multiple helis to get it out from that lake. Fucking trees, let me tell you.
@chocobroodje41283 жыл бұрын
17:20 "make it look like an accident" lmao
@jacknerrin392010 ай бұрын
The car *accidentally* exploded with The concussive force of a MOAB
@SRTTCharger3 жыл бұрын
Hey Martincopants, watching your video had given me the courage to do a 100% speed run of Just Cause 4. About an hour in I had realised that I was trying to speedrun Just Cause 4 and had dug myself into a deep hole. I had ended up getting a time of 25:11:56 seconds. Thank you for giving me the nostalgia and courage to play the game and always remember that your videos are amazing!
@officialunitedstatesofamer29443 жыл бұрын
I beat JC4 in a matter of hours. How are you this bad at video games, Random Gamer Guy? I was told you were a gamer, was I lied to? Was it deception?
@officialunitedstatesofamer29443 жыл бұрын
How could you lie to me, RANDOM GUY? How dare you give yourself the title of gamer, while you beat JC4 in 25 hours? How dare you 100% JC4? You are no gamer, random gamer guy.
@whiteboysummer1123 жыл бұрын
@@officialunitedstatesofamer2944 stfu
@witherslayer673 жыл бұрын
Wtf caused a war for a gamer’s attempt?
@SRTTCharger3 жыл бұрын
I mean you don’t have to be such a d*ck about it. Quite frankly I do not care if you beat it in a couple of hours all I am saying is that I tried my best trying 100% speed run it and that was the time I got. So if you think I am a joke just don’t respond and don’t send hate to other people. Be a nice person.
@RenegadesReact2 жыл бұрын
This serves as a notice for me to never try and speed run Red Dead 2. Thanks martincitopants! My fragile sanity thanks you!
@NyxTheZenith2 жыл бұрын
3 days?
@cuetiswolford95312 жыл бұрын
Mitten squad can you beat fallout new Vegas with only the 22. pistol when
@Shimmeringashes.2 жыл бұрын
I found you Nate
@deusvult46083 жыл бұрын
16:38 easily my favorite part of the video
@dimitri29633 жыл бұрын
Aw yep
@veljkoangelovski53493 жыл бұрын
DEEP VEIN THRABOSIS
@edim1083 жыл бұрын
Gives me serious CBT vibes and I don't know if I hate it or love it...
@jonahsalbirongkmarak40253 жыл бұрын
"DEEP VEIN TROMBOSIS DVT OCCUR " Perfection
@DrCoomer_13 жыл бұрын
*Occurs Must be precise with such impactful comedy
@albernard87513 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ryanjohn88753 жыл бұрын
I need a time for that lol
@andross20583 жыл бұрын
@@ryanjohn8875 16:37
@SeleneRoseRM3 жыл бұрын
oh god, you actually did a story mission in a Just Cause game without being held at gun point? you absolute masochist
@dimitriwarchief3013 жыл бұрын
hahahahhaahah
@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly3 жыл бұрын
Oh I’m worse, I beat the game three times, *but I was playing seriously and didn’t use mods*
@lunatic-db6mp3 жыл бұрын
@@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly same, but i only played once
@cole_33743 жыл бұрын
@@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly wait theres mods?? wish id known that before finishing the story
@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly3 жыл бұрын
@@cole_3374 there’s plenty
@kennytew19863 жыл бұрын
Finally some good just cause 3 content after the longest time😂this game is easily my favorite game ever and I haven’t had enough time to speed run it otherwise I totally would. I could speed run the missions but to 100% it I just don’t have the time. You gave me motivation for when I have time to speed run it😂
@Macedonahue3 жыл бұрын
13:14 - 15:00 I just learned more from a speed runner than I did from 4 years of high school
@mmmmmmmmicrowave3 жыл бұрын
i think thats the problem with schools
@bingwen4693 жыл бұрын
If that's the case then you definitely didn't pay attention in class.
@mmmmmmmmicrowave3 жыл бұрын
@@bingwen469 bruh i averaged at C to A so this speed runner is kinda like a speed teacher and oversimplified explained the American revolution in less than a hour while my history teacher explained it in a few months
@noblenormie11793 жыл бұрын
@@mmmmmmmmicrowave your Education System is garbage and so are you as a student
@mmmmmmmmicrowave3 жыл бұрын
@@noblenormie1179 bruh i bein serious about my last schools history class
@gnoblin38953 жыл бұрын
Staying up 20 hours straight gaming? Martin’s never done that before! What a quirky and uncharacteristic new idea! *casually curb stomps Factorio*
@Brent-jj6qi3 жыл бұрын
The difference is Factorio costs mental energy, this costs both mental *and* physical
@dextercruise70263 жыл бұрын
@@Brent-jj6qi me: no, the aliens are-- also me: literally just holding space and circle strafing
@harhar7233 жыл бұрын
Mart:after 18 hours the wing suit challenges were close to impossible. Me: after 6 months the wing suit challenges still impossible.
@Hepheat758 ай бұрын
This is the first Martincitopants video I ever watched, and I never regretted it.
@ThompsonExpress3 жыл бұрын
Can't wait until Summing Salt makes a full video about the history of Just Cause 3 Speedrun
@Crushnap3 жыл бұрын
JC3 is one of my top 3 all-time favorite games (dont ask me why), and it was so wild to this pop up from a modern, relevant content creator this many years later. However, as soon as you said you were 100% completing the game, I knew the pain we were about to see expressed by a broken man.
@amirnator4563 жыл бұрын
This is the guy who Dream has nightmares about every night
@juanordonezgalban22783 жыл бұрын
The antinormal incident
@ril_ey3 жыл бұрын
15:53 I remember trying to get this boat to a garage… Took me days but I used a cargo plane and landed it in the lake and flew it out somehow
@Eluvix3 жыл бұрын
Another way you can get the boat out of the lake is by using the grapple hook to pull it to the nearby mountainside and slide it down the rocks at astronomically fast speeds and hope to god that it doesnt blow up on the way down. Not very effective but definitely very pog
@clembra13 жыл бұрын
oh yea i remember trying to do that for like 3 hours before getting it to work. second playthrough i got the beeg heli and flew it out of there
@Eluvix3 жыл бұрын
@@clembra1 was alot more fun sliding it tho u gotta admit
@jlco3 жыл бұрын
This is about as difficult as using a helicopter and praying the max-strength upgraded tethers don't all snap. And then dropping it into the water from really high up only to watch it catch fire on contact with the water. Logic.
@Eluvix3 жыл бұрын
@@jlco its still rlly fun to slude that shid down the mountain it goes SO fast
@perishedghost91603 жыл бұрын
3:34 i found an easier way to complete this mission. I leave the car a little bit earlier by holding space and ejecting with the chute. I instantly press e and gun the enemies down with the wingsuit so i get more damage points and earlier completion because the enemies are getting damaged before the explosion. Hope you find this comment and save yourself from this pain.
@ghostinator7086 Жыл бұрын
Except Martin showed us that it’s possible to do that without the wing suit
@subjectc75053 жыл бұрын
US: *Plays rock music, instead of bombing a whole city* The UN: nooo no noo
@riesenfliegefly71393 жыл бұрын
"Wait, you cant do that. Thats ille- ... Ok, actually it isnt, but its still uncool"
@subjectc75053 жыл бұрын
@@riesenfliegefly7139 😹
@GINGERale-le5ez3 жыл бұрын
What’s that song tho
@igotmyapplejuice70943 жыл бұрын
@@GINGERale-le5ez bfg division from doom 2016
@batti5913 жыл бұрын
Oh no, they did that too
@nanyubusnis9397Ай бұрын
The us military must have had a lot of fun with that name. Q: "Are we doing this for a just cause or just 'cause?" A: "Yes."
@SnowOwlStrike3 жыл бұрын
16:38 best moment
@bolmobelo3 жыл бұрын
*Deep vein thrombosis (DVT) is the formation of a blood clot in a deep vein, most commonly in the legs or pelvis.[9][a] A minority of DVTs, an estimated 4-10%, occur in the arms.[11] Symptoms can include pain, swelling, redness, and enlarged veins in the affected area, but some DVTs have no symptoms.[1] The most common life-threatening concern with DVT is the potential for a clot to embolize (detach from the veins), travel as an embolus through the right side of the heart, and become lodged in a pulmonary artery that supplies blood to the lungs. This is called a pulmonary embolism (PE). DVT and PE comprise the cardiovascular disease of venous thromboembolism (VTE).[2] About two-thirds of VTE manifests as DVT only, with one-third manifesting as PE with or without DVT.[12] The most frequent long-term DVT complication is post-thrombotic syndrome, which can cause pain, swelling, a sensation of heaviness, itching, and in severe cases, ulcers.[5] Recurrent VTE occurs in about 30% of those in the ten years following an initial VTE.[3]*
@reese41573 жыл бұрын
I made the same comment a week earlier and got 0 likes
@thetuerk3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I was looking for that exact clip
@ezzaaa65923 жыл бұрын
deep vein thrombosis
@thecrazysgroup68773 жыл бұрын
@@reese4157 ok
@LegendIke3 жыл бұрын
Your effort in the description box has paid off. Do pat yourself on the back good sir, it is well earned.
@TheCamcon-ns8rk3 жыл бұрын
Every time Martin says B O A T: 4:57 4:59 7:49 7:54
@ianrzep90113 жыл бұрын
B O A T
@fazeash36093 жыл бұрын
B O A T
@mujtaba215abbas3 жыл бұрын
you forgot 10:08
@TheCamcon-ns8rk3 жыл бұрын
@@mujtaba215abbas he said boat not B O A T
@ianrzep90113 жыл бұрын
@@mujtaba215abbas B O A T
@bolmobelo3 жыл бұрын
A frog just obliterated a tyrannical government with highly advanced weaponry, a seemingly endless queue of soldiers,and unlimited ammo for said troops and weaponry,and with seemingly minimal injury,except for DVT and sleep deprivation.and collapsed some church repairs. *incredible* *SIMPLY MAGNIFICENT* *PERFECTION* *10/10* *BRILLIANT-*
@maneatingspam90693 жыл бұрын
A blessing from the lord
@ItsBobbyBlitz3 жыл бұрын
are you religious by any chance, otherwise do not use the lords name in vain
@genericanimeenjoyer42273 жыл бұрын
Indeed. It is a blessing
@maneatingspam90693 жыл бұрын
@@ItsBobbyBlitz Its a blessing
@holy-wankenobi87433 жыл бұрын
@@ItsBobbyBlitz wh- how is that in vain? Like, at all
@holy-wankenobi87433 жыл бұрын
@@ItsBobbyBlitz it’s a Monty python reference
@phoenixguild83753 жыл бұрын
10:08, I don't think I have ever seen someone more excited about a plane that is also a boat.
@pollo40703 жыл бұрын
OOOOOOO
@heinz_beanz63393 жыл бұрын
P L O A T
@05-redacted773 жыл бұрын
"That is also a boat (fire alarm sounds)"
@cjholland483 жыл бұрын
I love the editing of the story he told over the canal, I can’t stop laughing at the faces and noises they make XD great video and I can’t wait to see what else happens
@RadioactiveAutism2 жыл бұрын
Always have to come back to these JC3SR videos because something about seeing him suffer tickles my sadistic side of my sadomasochistic self
@petemadrona22522 жыл бұрын
Embrace the schadenfreude, my friend.
@Jackson_FL56 Жыл бұрын
Same
@Jackson_FL56 Жыл бұрын
E
@Jackson_FL56 Жыл бұрын
E
@Jackson_FL56 Жыл бұрын
S
@tonyg2553 жыл бұрын
Why would you even try to speed run this game 100%? *Just* *Cause* the door? Ahh I see.
@LEGTS3 жыл бұрын
ha , get out N O W
@zeekrc13 жыл бұрын
Atleast you’ve let yourself out xD
@AktiveBanane3 жыл бұрын
did it too, but without op wingsuit (ง'̀-'́)ง
@Otakupatriot1173 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile I took forever to figure out that wasn't how the title was meant to be said.
@analizin3 жыл бұрын
16:38 I need a full version of martin reading this.
@legomotion773 жыл бұрын
I’ve been trying this except my speedrun is sitting at about 3 years
@RacingSnails643 жыл бұрын
yeah might be able to shave a little time off that
@LavaCreeperPeople3 жыл бұрын
is just cause that long i have never played it before
@LavaCreeperPeople3 жыл бұрын
@Spoods Noodle Doodles WTF....thanks for the stats tho but thats nuts 0_0
@thepixel0243 жыл бұрын
@@LavaCreeperPeople This channel, martincitopants is the record holder because he's the only one who has submitted a run. It's his newest video I think.
@LavaCreeperPeople3 жыл бұрын
@@thepixel024 ok
@gamingwithbam3 жыл бұрын
0:01 HALLLOH
@paulpotier8473 жыл бұрын
I'm really glad you reduced the "Loud phrase is funny", like JUAN, while keeping your staple like B O A T. Just a little pinch to keep it fresh. I'll be there for the stream
@je110hhh33 жыл бұрын
Mart is slowly becoming one of those youtubers where every time he uploads I need to watch.
@nylonsheep65203 жыл бұрын
14:48 I cannot believe you included the fucking Mike Ma scream
@nkg11903 жыл бұрын
what's the mike ma scream i've heard it before but idk what the original is
@nylonsheep65203 жыл бұрын
NKG there's a yt video called HEY GUYS GOOD MORNING FROM 2018
@samdixon41423 жыл бұрын
God I love mike ma
@jeff8426553 жыл бұрын
The "rock tactic" on Laguna Blast blown my mind, after failing so many times my self, you did it in the cleanest way possible, just DROP the bomb on to the enemy. It's like hitting a homerun. Thank you for doing this video, it made my day!
@jabberwockey13253 жыл бұрын
19:43 is one of the very few things I have seen in a video that terrifies me to this day
@geezii75673 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to start with the hardest stuff and end with the easy" proceeds to spend the first 5 hours collecting the easy cars and BOAT and save wingsuit challenges for last....
@Sirnutternolife3 жыл бұрын
4:56 B O A T
@Thunderstar73 жыл бұрын
This is probably my 80th time rewatching these speedrun vids purely because these are literally the biggest ADHD vibe and never cease to entertain my mind
@misguided89753 жыл бұрын
3:26 im glad you brought this mission to light. the mission took me 2 days on and off because of how broken it was it actually hurt me
@Shmuel4202 жыл бұрын
I just found out how broken it is and can't believe im supposed to use the rock 😂 ive been using sticky bombs and trying to use that to get the damage bonus.
@meh32773 жыл бұрын
I've watched this so much it never leaves my reconmended.
@skyturtle50253 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@x4vin84x43 жыл бұрын
Same bro same 💀
@skyturtle50253 жыл бұрын
@@x4vin84x4 the weirdest thing about this video is it never gets boring or repetitive
@guitaruser133 жыл бұрын
Same lol
@ColonelRoseru3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@gromblereal3 жыл бұрын
im slowly dying I need a continuation on the kerbal “space” “program” series
@Bigmakxz3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad people still make just cause 3 content
@bingchingler2953 жыл бұрын
16:35 pinnacle of the funny
@untrust20333 жыл бұрын
16:05 YES THE MECH BOAT AH I REMEMBER
@Styxiaem3 жыл бұрын
“imagine not watching the stream” this post was made by everybody see marcito lose sanity (martin + cito = marcito)
@notme77283 жыл бұрын
14:35, I'm just going to point out, the music was used to interfere with parabolic microphones that Manuel could have been using, not sure if it's 100% true though.