100x SHIELD BEARERS vs EVERY GOD - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator TABS

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[@davidcarter3830]

1:16 Dude spent 50+ years learning dangerous attack magic. Kills himself

[@adrienchan6669]

XD

[@zappzipp1]

I loose my shit when that happened lmao

[@unnoun2317]

Deaddd

[@redtortoise]

😂😂

[@suraylast7057]

Hahahah

[@TheGlenn8]

Honestly the main factors are the cooldown of the god's attacks and whether or not the god immediately kills himself.

[@indigosteel5702]

Craftsman: So here's my design; the catapult not only hurls the mother of all explosives...but then BLOWS UP ITSELF! King: That's got to be the stupidest design I've ever heard of....make 500 immiediately. Advisor: Wh-What!? King: ....to let the enemy think we've made a new weapon...then let the design "accidentally" fall into enemy hands...a version that blows up sooner.

[@sreeharia9974]

Is this game or smtng

[@justdawn4950]

@@sreeharia9974 yea

[@sreeharia9974]

@@justdawn4950 name?

[@redtortoise]

It should be god Vs God

[@andrewgoh8130]

A lot of the time, the gods lost because they appear totally drunk. So, mythologically speaking, totally accurate 😂

[@AJXO-30]

Lmao facts

[@GraveSky.]

That one god that lose cuz he trip on a shield... 27:06

[@hunainqazi7576]

Don't make fun of God

[@ChilloutLibrary]

@@hunainqazi7576 don't worry, GOD doesn't have a hypersensitive heart like you. So, He/She/It doesn't get easily offended.

[@redtortoise]

Nice

[@cargo_vroom9729]

Shield Bearer's greatest enemy: The bodies of his compatriots.

[@indigosteel5702]

They brought it on themselves for getting bottlenecked like that over Infinideath Gorge

[@Nickelode0n23]

Unrelated question but for these gods how do you make there thingies multiply? For example the candle head, how does it shoot 50 candles?

[@supplicationofanarcissist]

Gods: "Our arrows will blot out the sun!" Shield Bearers: "Then we will fight in the shade."

[@bigbroeditz]

That's a spartan total warrior reference.

[@Samot0423]

@@bigbroeditz just a spartan history reference actually, something said to have been said by a spartan at thermoplyae

[@microsoftpowerpoint3039]

@@Samot0423 just about to say that lol

[@disagrey]

@@Samot0423 yeah you're right! 300 also has it although not exactly the same line

[@indigosteel5702]

Gods: "And when those arrows explode, they'll brighten the battlefield anew." Shield Bearers: "...Wait, what?"

[@user-jd2ml8qq2n]

Not only did the ninja withstand a few shield punches, but he also performed backflip and after all this he got back on feet?! Wow!

[@squanchy666]

What ninja, I didn't see anybody, those throwing stars came out of thin air, I don't know what you're talkin about

[@Magic_Dragon1]

Ага /ye

[@Indigoism96]

I like how he went back to sleep once he won.

[@binplays6991]

I came for the ninja comments

[@elmo3657]

More like drunken master move..

[@san-tbandit1807]

2:40 “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?” “I love the young people”

[@rigelstar1130]

It's scene in SpongeBob LoL

[@andymwes]

7:35 That 1% germ that all disinfectants struggle to kill

[@eonwolf2655]

But I use 2 drops instead of 1 drop of disinfectants :)

[@inxlee]

Same at 11:06 😭

[@nloc1929]

My favourite is the guy on the right at 17:20 who is just vibing by himself, marching on the spot watching his comrades walk off a cliff

[@fbi-federalbureauofinvesti9653]

The Ninja Part Is Literally Just Out of a Anime

[@redwitch12]

@ChatBruh Luu The ninja was me last week (but minus the sick backflip and hail of shuriken). I had strep throat and took NyQuil, and even after I woke up, the "NyQuil Hangover" turned me into a staggering, foggy-brained narcoleptic for another 10 hours.

[@harshkhullar6228]

which game...??

[@alex2nd918]

Ya man 😂😂

[@nasonwheels5607]

More like a Drunk Madara mocking an army

[@wolja8653]

Yeah cuz he is a ninja

[@hotryu]

19:26 "but i've never acted before" CGI Team: "don't worry, we'll fix it"

[@notsoberoveranalyzer8264]

Ninja: “Even when I knew I couldn’t win, I got up” But that really was just the story of every Naruto character, using the power of friendship to win, especially Madara vs the world.

[@AzmiMaulanaHamdani]

But the ninja in the video wins

[@inxlee]

19:25 ninja got upgraded

[@kingofyoursoul]

6:38 True wisdom by Madara.

[@ekerilaz723]

The ultimate jutsu

[@anmolsingh853]

Temari is also here 16:18

[@Tenchua917]

19:26 Ultimate wisdom

[@gabrielamorim4889]

Drunkard Madara

[@syedrafat786]

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[@chaosdude0878]

18:44 Dont you just hate it when your Legion of well-trained roman shield bearers get massacred by a wheeled minigun with infinite ammo?

[@htgokubest9580]

Yeah nah that was just unfair as hell

[@htgokubest9580]

22:35 is even more unfair

[@rahulkulkarni3238]

Yeah His Computer hate it more than the shield bearers

[@chaosdude0878]

@@htgokubest9580 that wasnt even a battle. That was just the tank testing its new auto loader

[@csr2legend]

Lag

[@flinbrocks4021]

10:08 he should never have fired

[@z2050dark]

10:26 Same

[@delionbro36]

Yes lol

[@killertruth186]

LMAO!

[@jjjlove2260]

That was such an incredibly epic fail. I clicked on the time stamp and wheezed 😂

[@DaylightFan4449]

8:21 Consumed by the balloons, the warrior can only scream as he ascends to his fate

[@haiji_morie8416]

Underrated

[@haiji_morie8416]

Sounds like it's from a lovecraft story

[@latecore_]

worst death in this video lol

[@eonwolf2655]

Same with the fireworks XD

[@Mifey05]

The ninja part be like "I've fallen" *"SIKE"* And repeat

[@eonwolf2655]

Aka every anime

[@prabhatranjan6258]

The ninja taught u something that never give up ur dreams and never say never.

[@jorgeabrahamhernandez1209]

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[@snakehunt3r982]

I cant ever

[@crowsofamerica.2091]

i won’t be successful

[@JimRaynorRaider]

Never say die

[@leonidikt9035]

@@JimRaynorRaider never gonna give you up

[@jjjlove2260]

10:09 I'm laughing at how incredibly chaotic this one failed 😂

[@schnappsundbier2096]

lmao

[@Sans-Undertale]

Ur just using words bro. Your sentence makes no sense.

[@xthax9718]

69 likes

[@xthax9718]

@@Sans-Undertale i think he meant “i’m laughing at how chaotically this one failed 😂 “

[@jjjlove2260]

@@Sans-Undertale That's quite ironic of a comment to make considering you replied with a grammatically improper sentence. Can you tell the class why the sentence I wrote was difficult for you to understand?

[@Thats.just.great.]

caveman throws boulder: also caveman: ITS RAINING STONEES

[@nolanbugg]

Also cave : more stones to use for skinning animals

[@indigosteel5702]

Hallelujah!

[@syedrafat786]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/b3vIe2Sbe7Ochs0

[@Thats.just.great.]

@@syedrafat786 🤢

[@TheAussieREX]

(16:18) Shield's POV: He's trying to blow us away! Fanner's POV: How is this damn shield still standing!?

[@BeyondTheFrontDoor]

6:39 Ninja got called in to deal with some rioters *He was drunk that day.*

[@kingdel4401]

Damn he hit the backflip tho

[@v.anandkrishna7277]

@@kingdel4401 backflip 6:54🤣🤣

[@bricklanzo1484]

2:40 This was how people defended against Viking raids

[@arthur-oaksoekhant3557]

Lol

[@ross_art5643]

Just stand and watch how Horde's Yelling Buff Mans running into them )

[@Just-The-Two-0f-Us]

2:55 radiii~

[@dylanirvine4453]

No

[@user-jd2ml8qq2n]

Ahahah. True.

[@lordnoob1984]

"If your enemy jumped off a *narrow platform in the clouds* would you?" Red Shield Bearers: 9:12 17:12

[@kingcharlesthe1st63]

True dedication. Making sure the enemy is dead.

[@mookankandiah3975]

16:11 he is speaking the language of the gods

[@m.crasto1249]

More like: "You've yeed your last haw."

[@kiloklavdi1185]

Ain't that's just Texan

[@Xavier-cm1vt]

Yee ho ye loba te to ba😂

[@saatvikmangal7994]

I mean You are not wrong 😂

[@fl4reroyal168]

@@Xavier-cm1vt just translate his text it’s literally a meaning

[@darkeninjx5619]

20:18 Endgame bows in Terraria be like:

[@user-jd2ml8qq2n]

Clearly true.

[@GWKrae]

Now I wanna play terraria lmao

[@J242D]

@@GWKrae fr i was thinking that sounds fun then lol

[@SpitfireMkIIFan]

16:10 My Sims character after coming home from work finding his wife and kids drowned in the pool after i deleted the ladder.

[@zaide5897]

#relateable

[@talmangb8539]

☠☠☠

[@nofas5883]

Lmfaoo 💀

[@lawrencedrogmos9962]

Lmao

[@apnea4905]

true

[@bayusindrianata7147]

EVERY GOD. Atk : 100 - 1600 Def : 0

[@dreizenit7758]

Dexterity -3

[@pickledparya]

fight iq: -10

[@donnyiskandar82]

Bone 0

[@Grimdock]

Except Ninja= Defense: 10000000

[@ouberfox5898]

Glass Canon kill them before they can do damage

[@servant691]

6:38 When Rock lee teaches Tenten the Drunken Shuriken

[@v.anandkrishna7277]

Ninja drunken 🤣🤣

[@JadeWasTaken]

25:44 rip that red unit that fell next to the caster

[@mcmerry2846]

Lol reduced to dust

[@Kevinnnmanriquez]

It was personal

[@KITOMERO]

"HE'S ALREADY DEAD"

[@AsusanXT]

lv.20 wizard casting lv.20 micro missile, lol

[@eaterofchickens5438]

Death Korps standard engagement: 7:30 and continue for the next 10 years

[@artorias5737]

Fix bayonets!

[@LevCallahan]

Props to that ninja for not being afraid to face his enemies head-on into the fray like that.

[@m.crasto1249]

15:40 This is by far the most American God ever.

[@georgemcduck1061]

I see that you posted before 18:44 who makes 15:40 look like an Amateur. Why take breaks in the stream of bullets when you can *not*

[@libtardlarry819]

Ummmm 22:34

[@georgemcduck1061]

@@libtardlarry819 you have fallen for the classic blunder. For you see, that is not an American God. That is just a normal tank. Completely commonplace but often thought an equal to the power of some lesser gods.

[@m.crasto1249]

@@georgemcduck1061 you see the Gatling gun (18:44) used here wasn't exactly made by Americans but were bought by European colonists. However the Colt revolver(15:40) is purely an American gun.

[@georgemcduck1061]

@@m.crasto1249 I cede this point. I was blind and could not recognize Mt. Tai. Edit: Why the fuck am I using a Chinese idiom, where is your patriotism me of 40 seconds ago? Did you not just eat a cheeseburger w/ fries & Coca Cola?! I thought you were my friend but it turns out I never really knew you at all...

[@Ventoad]

7:09 this is what D-Day looks like

[@bricklanzo1484]

no this is 18:44

[@AllPileup]

More like what if Germany got Katyusha and used it against the Soviets

[@DefinetlynotAlaric]

Let me find a fridge so I can hide

[@TheSleepKing]

19:52 How fighting Hammer Bros felt as a kid.

[@fuxionxd4822]

Underated

[@liamgraves1564]

You're not wrong

[@cauliflower_exe]

why is this so interesting, i watched the entire thing lmao

[@Malitubee]

Cause we never know what we’re going to see next

[@daedum3177]

It's hilarious to me.

[@Osmarius]

19:28 Sensei used “God’s Shuriken”. It destroys the Havel Army!

[@bigballer7205]

He do be dancing tho

[@lordoftheriffs79]

Senbonzakura kageyoshi

[@maskedproduct3284]

Havel is stone, stone is immortal

[@jomonticristo5696]

life vs all your hopes and dreams - 22:34

[@fengsanlian6514]

This made me chuckle a bit

[@jasonsilva6903]

You couldn't have been more accurate than this

[@kn1213_galaxy]

🗿

[@Osmarius]

@@kn1213_galaxy 😂

[@dusty4896]

4:25 “I cast F everything in that general direction

[@BLOODKINGbro]

Control alt delete

[@malusblack6083]

Your free trial to life has expired

[@notahotshot]

I love the ones where the "god" can't manage thier own powers, and they the up killing themselves. So satisfying.

[@mamar27894]

6:39 better than boruto entire series

[@kingdel4401]

Lmao

[@markmkizrahel2364]

Yep

[@redtortoise]

Boruto entire series better than people who spend their free time hating on people who like things that you don't

[@aivenfurman5631]

@@redtortoise it's not like their insulting people who like it, they are just sharing their opinion, same as you.

[@redtortoise]

@@aivenfurman5631 If you share your opinion and someone says they don't agree with your opinion, you don't go and repeat it 10 times. Heck, even if they do agree with your opinion, quit saying it so many times.

[@camburger8263]

At least 1 Shield dude per round: "Um, guys? Could you slow down? You're pushing me off! Guys! PLEASE!" *falls to death*

[@thureinlin2335]

"Deceive enemy like a weakling and strike them hard as a professional warrior of honor" - ninja,the Assasin of gods.

[@maskie4189]

15:06 When you get the shotgun in halo 1 20:59 When you get the shotgun in halo 2

[@TheSackersLounge]

Yes

[@CheekiScrubb]

meanwhile the scouts shotgun in team fortress 2 10:28

[@maskie4189]

@@CheekiScrubb Falling off the map included?

[@CitriTea]

18:45 Gattling gunner: this isn't even my final form

[@konahrikdov6901]

5:04 Zeus verse some mortals with shields welp... That's accurate of how that battle would end...

[@japanpanda2179]

If that was Zeus, did they give the names of the other gods? It's hard to know who's who.

[@konahrikdov6901]

@@japanpanda2179 i don't know I've never played i just guessed he was Zeus because of the fact 1: he's a god 2: he's wearing a toga 3: he throws lightning bolts

[@sus7270]

**instantly all shield bearers get pregnant by the time he saw them**

[@konahrikdov6901]

@@sus7270 Oh Noo...... Zeus: Oh YES!!!

[@DiamondHoe]

@@japanpanda2179 I think the one at 20:19 is artemis

[@HangJaii]

6:39 Epic fight 7:35 Best shield bearer 10:10 dumbest thing ever 19:28 True Ninja

[@thetruecrimge5942]

10:18 satan wanted his gun

[@Osmarius]

16:59 Choko-Nu be like: Stand back, or I’ll be forced to use my “special attack”.

[@boredguy9006]

Choko-Nuvania intensifies

[@stonebehemoth2331]

Like lambs to the slaughter

[@GuderII]

*1:10** and he called himself as God*

[@joleo1925]

He was so powerful, he couldn't allow himself to live any longer.

[@BasedxGabriel]

2:41 "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!"

[@birdmcrandomsux]

I find it funny how that last roman on the hwatcha God just stood there and took it for 6 straight seconds

[@boredguy9006]

6:45 that guy at the edge LOL

[@paj5529]

Shield bearers have a tactical disadvantage here, they have to cross a narrow bridge, while the Gods mostly just sit back and bombard them with ranged attacks

[@man_in_space]

And yet they still win 3/4 of the time.

[@michaeldriver127]

Seems historically correct..

[@hritviknijhawan1737]

And sometimes, Gods fall down...

[@tommyso3823]

yeah, gods but drunk

[@whatthe9256]

2:52 Hello there fellow romans, do you have the time to hear about our lord and savior Chtu-

[@hritviknijhawan1737]

4:53 "Look, he's still alive." - Hela

[@grandpawnapkins7429]

14:42 Woody: "Ride like the wind bullseye!"

[@gilgamesh1607]

Woody now:die like the wind bullseye

[@jacobpelino8539]

I don't understand why they just do these tests on solid flat ground, that'd be a fair test I think

[@tridty3472]

It need to be fun, not fair.

[@nathantorresstanevil6958]

I wanna see Romans go flying

[@ithinkihavethesauce1198]

If these were the Spartans it would've made sense

[@0maeWaMou]

9:50 Klee having the fun she actually wanted, blowing up people and not some fish

[@manyu9294]

🗿

[@hassanwi6464]

🦉

[@0maeWaMou]

🧍

[@belugashorts8480]

Wwwooo kzbin.info/www/bejne/gpi1pqBtn5pkbbs

[@Ozonencb]

4:56 - Brings a new meaning to painless death.

[@Osmarius]

Man’s got blown into 2022! 😂

[@Ozonencb]

@@Osmarius more like 2222 :D

[@jimjimtsd]

He just stand there and accept his fate 2:40

[@hackervhangohlee9515]

Hahahahhs

[@Osmarius]

Sad sad sad

[@Osmarius]

Dude got bodied tho.

[@shazaibmaqsood2957]

Hahaha

[@belugashorts8480]

Mmmm kzbin.info/www/bejne/gpi1pqBtn5pkbbs

[@Osmarius]

13:18 Dynamite Thrower used “Kamikaze Bomber”. It’s super destroyable!

[@knightwolf5006]

ninja uses shuriken shower, its incredibly effective

[@larrycroft2898]

6:36 the most epic thing you'll see

[@Thats.just.great.]

1:28 accuracy 100

[@davimenezes6957]

1:13 typical anime scene when the protagonist is so strong that he even flies away

[@W_me251]

7:40 big shoutout to that last shield bearer he was a legend

[@DadDoStuff]

19:00 minutes mark. The last samurai film in a nutshell

[@gbyjrjn]

Shieldbearers should win most of the time, but if they do solely depends on the rate of fire of the Blue. Also love how most Blue with guns go point blank.

[@jaybarcenas1433]

10:35 super strong recoil 😂 and he killed himself 🤣

[@Kai-fu3sb]

10:26 that's too accurate ngl😂😂😂

[@DrRodox.]

Usually every God : ill make you fall for such audacity. 08:00 God: Fly b****

[@allenandreee]

Weak bow user: having a lot of cooldown and weak damage. Strong mages: having a short of cooldown and strong damage

[@Kurayamiblack]

Naruto: "So Tenten, which god do YOU pray to?" Tenten: "This one" 19:24

[@alexcount5130]

2:28 being tall dose not help him

[@fengsanlian6514]

He sniped him from 400 people

[@rome.u]

18:00 cupid made them love each other😍😂

[@wellingtonhiciano2954]

6:36 madara vs all ninja clans

[@coolball999]

25:43 rare live footage of covenants glassing reach with spartan's still inside of it

[@AustinJASMR]

Imagine being a shield bearer in this, then dying not because of the god firing at you, *but because the other guys pushed you off*

[@agoodnightmare1163]

that one chu ko nu wiped out an entire army by himself but it costed him his own life (press f to pay respect)

[@singhnavtej7207]

18:05 the way they took the God down was the funniest

[@_simj]

No one: 6:41 rock lee when he gets drunk

[@mafiaempire5696]

He uses tyjutsu

[@_simj]

yah

[@timtanhueco1990]

This is way too entertaining. Keep it up, buddy!

[@nanilama7016]

7:05 "Blue victory" Dead

[@ReV_Prime]

4:14 this part killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@Osmarius]

18:48 Gatling Gun used “Light ‘Em Up”. It’s ULTRA effective!!!

[@knightwolf5006]

cupid used "love arrows" gets wrecked by havels

[@ayulina3647]

tank used "death between the fuel". all havel got insatnt kill

[@metalltitan]

>2nd Ninja shows up "new shurikan ò.ó" >shield bearers "great *3*"

[@binosamabraham7820]

The skeleton with a pumpkin canon was op 😂😂😂😂 He cleaned up in a single shot

[@baxkill]

Gods after making a wall of corpses made from his enemies: You know, I'm something of a spartan myself

[@ai_shadow8010]

ninja after defeating the shield bearers: *ight imma sleep*

[@catsndogs98]

1:25 potions seller potion can indeed do anything a knight can do

[@shabba14]

3:55 How I sound when I get up

[@Aschizo]

Why is the rock guy just the worst God ever... 😂. Like even the priest is more useful 🙄

[@stardreamsteps]

He literally killed 0 person

[@titaniauranus]

Even cheerleader is more useful

[@parkermarshall5112]

That random rock placement was making me so mad! Even when they were right in front of him all the rocks fell to the left 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

[@darkbrother8388]

04:27 FUS RO DAH!!!

[@TavernBard1321]

Hahaha lol

[@menacinglion2738]

2:55 the dude just sing

[@kashinathpratapm]

Accurate simulation. Yes the waking and firing style is so accurate 🤣

[@jacobibarra097]

Ninja at 6:50 went full Mandarin lol

[@takkashi1998]

Every other God: I shall defeat you all with my super powers. The tank: 22:34 time to take out the trash

[@silvazeking100]

4:54 Props to that shield-bearer. Like, you knew he wasn't gonna make it, but damn, did he put up a fight.

[@delionbro36]

I can imaging how would it have been looked if the shield are been gliched and flying on its own in the real life scenario. Lol

[@soulbladez6638]

19:28 when u ran out of arrow mid fight also him: random ballcrap go!

[@bagelboy12]

It’s raining Shirkin’s

[@theobserver200]

Moon Knight is that you?

[@tunaconsuma]

Moral of the story: the shield bearing occupation is one for shorter men.