"Better than most" is basically the gold standard of locks LPL encounters.
@LuminalSpoon4 жыл бұрын
"Better than most" - LPL should be some form of international certification for locks.
@erfgtdsfsdf69934 жыл бұрын
@S T most likely because of that 'high-end' lockpicking tool he tries to sell. I think he would be faster if he used ordinary tools.
@anthonypetrillo8414 жыл бұрын
ERFGT DSFSDF, it’s not possible to pick this type of lock without a purpose-built tool. Although he designed this tool, he doesn’t make money from it. I think he’s just proud of his accomplishment.
@DudesterGX4 жыл бұрын
@@erfgtdsfsdf6993 disc locks cant be picked ordinary tools, you need a pick exclusively for them because of how the locking mechanism works, theres no pin to push, you need to rotate individual discs in an incredibly sensitive manner, that's why he uses that tool he made. The two arms of the device are to tension and rotate, so when the discs are all in place it turns easily, and the shaft makes it easy to slide between and rotate each disc without compromising the tension at all, its honestly an incredibly ingenious design.
@scrwd45684 жыл бұрын
@@erfgtdsfsdf6993 He's not selling it, mate, its literally a custom tool that him and Bosnianbill made to pick rotating discs. The only way to know that he's "selling" these tools are from his other video about a different company selling a copy of the tool, and he doesnt even get money from the sales either.
@JFbutnotK4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe it actually took him more than two minutes to pick this lock open. This is a masterpiece of a lock.
@th3cub3504 жыл бұрын
Yeah and also where this lock is supposed to be would make it pretty hard to pick because the picking location/position would be extremely awkward even with the correct tool/skills, LPL has always the best position to pick locks, the real position in real situation would make it much harder for sure.
@Nurse_Xochitl4 жыл бұрын
Lmao top notch security 🤣
@suicidalbanananana4 жыл бұрын
Abus locks in a nutshell tbh, even their cheap locks are fairly serious pieces of kit.
@suicidalbanananana4 жыл бұрын
@@souradeepsil4402 Yea, theyre used bscly everywhere and by everyone in the Netherlands, luxury of living close to Germany ^^
@C0deH0wler4 жыл бұрын
What's weird is that in video 999 (Abus Granit X-Plus 540) he doesn't take this long. I'm pretty sure they both have the same core and tricks.
@AleXandroX284 жыл бұрын
It also doubles as a Me: a buttplug LPL: A chainlock Me: yes a chainlock
@baguazhang24 жыл бұрын
@@deividasnavickas That's just asking for trouble.
@idk-zy9ig4 жыл бұрын
i legit thought this was either a buttplug or a beyblade
@alkfs137a4 жыл бұрын
So.. a buttlock?
@averagephlogfan64754 жыл бұрын
@@idk-zy9ig let it rip! WHAT *screams*
@Handlessuck13 жыл бұрын
@@averagephlogfan6475 i laughed my ass off reading that!
@erlandodk4 жыл бұрын
LPL: "Hmm" Abus engineers: *bathing in champagne*
@DiggOlive4 жыл бұрын
erlandodk 🤣
@remek_ember4 жыл бұрын
*beer 🇩🇪
@ianmalkaviac4 жыл бұрын
This, when I heard him say hmm, I was like "oh shit, this a tough lock"
@andreib3024 жыл бұрын
erlandodk I laughed with tears at your comment, thanks for making my day😆
@BikerJim744 жыл бұрын
Laughed loud as hell at this one, thank you
@youtubuzr4 жыл бұрын
When you hear him say “hmmm...” you know it’s a decent lock.
@nithinsimon60744 жыл бұрын
I scroll down ....I read your comment...I heard the hmm....🤷
@Highstinee4 жыл бұрын
@@nithinsimon6074 me to wtf XD
@cujoedaman4 жыл бұрын
Yep, I caught that too, that's a rare moment indeed :D
@carmengrace24134 жыл бұрын
youtubuzr and then click on 1
@infaredx4 жыл бұрын
L O C K I N G B U T T P L U G
@richard26164 жыл бұрын
When LPL busts out his custom made picking tool and goes "hmmm" you know your lock is a work of engineering genius.
@psilovecybin59403 жыл бұрын
It's a Modern lock, designed in Germany^^ we build Limousines that go over 260km/h and it's still whisper quiet inside the car. We are not good when it comes to World Wars but nobody can compete with our engineering skill. My granny had her AEG washing machine for over 25 years. If you buy one from China it'll last 2 years lol
@Adam-yv2lz3 жыл бұрын
@@psilovecybin5940 sadly lots of German engineering isn’t as good quality nowadays. German engineering used to guarantee it was high quality but unfortunately now that’s not the case
@JaayPLP3 жыл бұрын
@@psilovecybin5940 we were extremely good in WW, but some of the bosses wanted to much ;)
@psilovecybin59403 жыл бұрын
@@KP3droflxp your parents siblings or something?
@psilovecybin59403 жыл бұрын
@@Adam-yv2lz sadly money rules the world and it's way cheaper to produce in China. H&K still makes the most reliable guns in the world. ^^
@craigw19114 жыл бұрын
"I doubt very much this would be picked on the street". Sounds practically like an acknowledgement from LPL that a company made a lock difficult to pick and maybe worth buying!
@barneyrubble56334 жыл бұрын
Craig W: please do a real world test. Get hold of a bike, preferably on the road, attach this lock and see how you get on. Would love to see this happen. Great channel btw.
@teddanville69964 жыл бұрын
Albus locks are just... monstrous, they made suck good pick proof locks.
@mrslinkydragon99104 жыл бұрын
@@barneyrubble5633 or a length of chain attached to a gate
@stitchfinger76784 жыл бұрын
You dont gotta make it unstoppable, you just gotta make it not worth anyones time lol
@RenAigu4 жыл бұрын
@@stitchfinger7678 Well that is true for if there's many realtievely equivalent choices for a thief, like a filled rack with bicycles. But your motorcycle might be the most valuable thing on the sidewalk, so a little bit more than slightly better than the next is in order.
@mrjoe3324 жыл бұрын
Albus should buy a billboard for this lock with just: "Better than most" Lookpicking Lawyer
@Matthew.Sweeney4 жыл бұрын
Abus Dumbledore?
@Vladimir_Kv4 жыл бұрын
@@Matthew.Sweeney Abus Perciva Wufric Brian Dumbedore.
@julienbo4 жыл бұрын
"hummmm" , "better than most", "over 4 min video"
@deletdis61734 жыл бұрын
@@julienbo "the pick that Bosnian Bill and I made"
@RyanHolliday2114 жыл бұрын
@@deletdis6173 how hard is it to come up with an actual name for your custom pick? haha
@KraggHC4 жыл бұрын
Me: "I wonder how good this lock is..." LPL: "Hmm" *Clicks Buy 48 times*
@Legat2464 жыл бұрын
LPL: "Better than most [...]" Abus shares rising by 10%
@sasa-sz7il4 жыл бұрын
You arent funny
@andregon43664 жыл бұрын
@@sasa-sz7il *You're not
@earlpettey4 жыл бұрын
@@andregon4366 The way he said it works too. Just missing the apostrophe on aren't.
@tylerdurden6294 жыл бұрын
@Andre Gon “You aren’t funny” is a perfectly grammatical sentence.
@andregon43664 жыл бұрын
@@tylerdurden629 I guess punctuation is overrated anyway.
@CoordinatedCarry4 жыл бұрын
I don’t even own a motorcycle & this makes me want this lock.
@u.v.s.55834 жыл бұрын
1. Find a motorcycle with this lock. 2. Pick the lock. 3. Steal the lock.
@andregon43664 жыл бұрын
You can use it with a chain. That will work for way more than just motorcycles.
@andregon43664 жыл бұрын
@@u.v.s.5583 Good luck with step 2
@robertthomas59064 жыл бұрын
Could use it to secure your bicycle.
@enkidoodoo4 жыл бұрын
No one said you had to lock *your* motorcycle c:
@JasonLihani4 жыл бұрын
"Check out some testimonials from satisfied ABUS customers!: 'Hmm...' - Lockpicking Lawyer [KZbin Personality]"
@davipelonha4 жыл бұрын
'Hmm...' - Geralt of Rivia
@Handlessuck13 жыл бұрын
you misspelled its "satisfied ANUS Customers". yes i know
@jadenjackson62293 жыл бұрын
Wind: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH
@Heathensauce3 жыл бұрын
Legit all they need to get people to buy it LOL. Just put "Lockpickinglawyer stated "hmm" when trying to open our lock. Very satisfied!"
@fubbernuckin3 жыл бұрын
best comment
@breadiboo4 жыл бұрын
*Takes LPL almost 2 minutes to pick the lock * Abus: ladies and gentlemen, we got him
@sasa-sz7il4 жыл бұрын
You arent funny
@sageWENG4 жыл бұрын
You are funny
@mrjoe3324 жыл бұрын
I'm funny
@newuardfkt4 жыл бұрын
@@mrjoe332 yes you are
@calatwork73084 жыл бұрын
@@newuardfkt yes are
@ryanjack96334 жыл бұрын
"Better than most..." *Abus Granit takes their golden trophy and holds it high*
@panicdispenser65864 жыл бұрын
"Better than most..." print that on the lock said the ABUS manager...
@wileecoyote57494 жыл бұрын
There isn't any trophy
@sasa-sz7il4 жыл бұрын
You arent funny
@TheTyisawesome4 жыл бұрын
@@wileecoyote5749 but there should be!
@nathanaelmalm56414 жыл бұрын
There's a reason it's called Granite _Victory_
@cicalinarrot4 жыл бұрын
"Abus" was obviously a typo, the "B" is right next to the "N" on the keyboard.
@joetroutt74254 жыл бұрын
Well I'll ne dambed.
@samspies38194 жыл бұрын
X-plus? More like X-plug
@changoelchango4 жыл бұрын
@@joetroutt7425 idk if anyone got this but I did
@joetroutt74254 жыл бұрын
@@changoelchango thank you
@deansqwilliams88213 жыл бұрын
Old tybo fucked it up again
@mymusicaccount14564 жыл бұрын
Abus stock about to double when word gets out that LPL made that "hmm" sound 3 times!
@markm00004 жыл бұрын
I only trust Abus with stuff I really need locked down.
@getahanddown4 жыл бұрын
MyMusic Account1 Was going to say, if a video makes it to 5 mins is that a 5/5? Do we have a minute / star system lol
@queltanis934 жыл бұрын
This is going to start the Abus lock shortage of 2020, following the great toilet paper shortage earlier this year.
@temper444 жыл бұрын
+Quel Tanis I'm getting an Abus lock to keep safe all the toilet paper I hoarded.
@jfc35524 жыл бұрын
@@markm0000 not all Abus locks are good
@wibblywobblyidiotvision4 жыл бұрын
When Lpl starts saying "Hmmmm" during a pick, that's a bloody good sign.
@jouneymanwizard4 жыл бұрын
See pic Must click 6 seconds in: "Oh, it's a motorcycle lock!" "... totally wasn't thinking anything else"
@splosh20703 жыл бұрын
It's even called the x-plus, that sounds exactly what you would name a butt plug
@yoyofargo4 жыл бұрын
"and it also doubles as a..." Oh god he's going to say it "chain lock" phew
@martinrc804 жыл бұрын
yoyofargo thought he was gonna visit his ex girlfriend again? Another back door video?
@pseudotasuki4 жыл бұрын
@@martinrc80 Damnit, you beat me by 14 seconds!
@Phred_Phlintstoner4 жыл бұрын
@IamMe it looks like a sex toy... That's where the back door comment came in...
@deepakrajendra80194 жыл бұрын
@@Phred_Phlintstoner watch his April Fool video, report back here! :)
@feralcatgirl4 жыл бұрын
this would be a supremely uncomfortable plug lmao
@Victoriai-y2m4 жыл бұрын
LPL: "Better than most" Area 51 security: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN
@KESTRAL234 жыл бұрын
It’s almost impossible to break in to Area 51 because you would most likely get shot by a security guard when you step into the property. Even if you somehow get in to Area 51 your going to see more guards. I would suggest bringing bodybag cases and a gun with a suppressor
@Victoriai-y2m4 жыл бұрын
@@KESTRAL23 I'll just bring a tax collector. They seem to work just fine at driving people away
@AzzDogZ4 жыл бұрын
I hate when my Area 51 disc detainer lock gets picked
@MartianMoon4 жыл бұрын
@@KESTRAL23Joke > You
@archfxt36194 жыл бұрын
@@Victoriai-y2m that reminds me of the quote " only two things are certain in life , Death and Tax "
@Kackpuh4 жыл бұрын
That slight chuckle when he said: "The pick Bosnian Bill and I made." He loves the meme.
@philidor96574 жыл бұрын
Kackpuh there was literally no chuckle in the slightest
@MHScald4 жыл бұрын
@@philidor9657 slight chuckle when he said "bosnian'
@justinthomas12823 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but who is Bosnian Bill.. New here
@WeirdNeville3 жыл бұрын
@@justinthomas1282 They guy who helped LPL make that neat tool he uses for disc locks.
@kenrq634 жыл бұрын
A disc detainer lock that took more than 1 min for LPL to pick (using "The pick that Bosnian Bill & I made"), I am sure that the people at Abus are celebrating now... :-)
@PGGraham4 жыл бұрын
It would be even better if you couldn't buy that pick commercially. - when they have them in stock...
@Bartooc4 жыл бұрын
Advertisement for this lock "Hmm" LockPickingLawyer
@seanp20354 жыл бұрын
4:05 I think that may be a first
@Menuki3 жыл бұрын
Good enough for the street
@何正尹3 жыл бұрын
LPL: Hmm Me: "Shut up and take my money!"
@spicydiarrhea56623 жыл бұрын
ANUS did a great job with this granit 69 buttplug vicory lock
@spencechan3 жыл бұрын
Everybody's talking about how it looks like a buttplug, but nobody's going to mention the Beyblade ripcord?
@CarHer694203 жыл бұрын
LET IT RIPPP *goes away spinning in butt-axis *
@thepaperbag36623 жыл бұрын
Who’s we?
@KatsuKasuu3 жыл бұрын
@random guy only "grown ups" would know what beyblade is. It's an old series at this point.
@jessetucker39973 жыл бұрын
@@KatsuKasuu I still see new Beyblades in the toy aisles at Target and Walmart, so it's surprisingly still a thing.
@DreamForged3 жыл бұрын
Burst Turbo!
@Geoff_G4 жыл бұрын
"I doubt very much that this would be picked on the street." Those words are high praise indeed coming from the LPL. Well done, Abus, well done!
@cringemaestroo4 жыл бұрын
Huh, a buttplug is more secure than any ordinary bike lock. Who knew.
@ladripper478744 жыл бұрын
I'm both glad and amused that I'm not the only one who thought that when I saw the video
@cellokid51044 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaah, r/beatmetoit
@zoltanperei47894 жыл бұрын
"Keep safe your anus during the shower in the jail."
@hassansanaullah5214 жыл бұрын
I thought it had "anus" printed on it instead of "abus"
@-fazik-37134 жыл бұрын
@@ladripper47874 You are not alone ...
@Truthist17763 жыл бұрын
Abus execs: "I'm imagining a butt plug and a hand grenade have a baby..." Engineers: "Say no more!"
@stephenbaer22733 жыл бұрын
THAT one killed me!
@andrewcurtin70033 жыл бұрын
Underated comment
@vulpesaxis84943 жыл бұрын
the funny thing is, it is relatively hard to pick, so it works
@demonkillagaming64374 жыл бұрын
When a lock reaches 30 seconds it's pretty much safe to use. When a lock reaches a whopping 107 seconds, it's fit for the federal reserve. Edit: thanks so much for the 1.9K likes I didn't expect that!
@Santibag4 жыл бұрын
I would call this 125 secs, including the jiggly thing he did before picking. Definitely looks safe. Edit: I missed the part he taped the lock. Translates to minutes for a bike stealer. He will try to pick, fail, think about using something to fix the lock... Better leave that bike.
@YadonTheCat4 жыл бұрын
@@flat-earther don't follow the link, this is a bot
@PraveenKumar-cj4mu4 жыл бұрын
@@flat-earther DO NOT OPEN THE VIDEO
@gcar52144 жыл бұрын
Praveen Kumar why I want to now
@supercool13124 жыл бұрын
Perinne just do rhe link lmao
@zebraneighbor63834 жыл бұрын
*Abus staff watching with bated breath* LPL: It's better than most. *Abus stock immediately quadruples*
@Professionaldumbass69984 жыл бұрын
*surpasses Tesla stocks*
@TheJan11013 жыл бұрын
I know it's a joke, but Abus is not a stock company, but a KG (Kommanditgesellschaft), which is a partnership.
@gamerhurley2 жыл бұрын
@@TheJan1101 transubstantiationalist?
@playerzking3 жыл бұрын
LPL: hmmmm Me: this must be a pain in the ass to pick
@alle_namen_schon_vergeben7083 жыл бұрын
Ah, I get it. Because it looks like a butt plug :D
@lukewhite92373 жыл бұрын
Shouldn't be if you use enough lube
@DrBovdin4 жыл бұрын
Most credible marketing blurb for a pick resistant lock: "Near impenetrable! Only known to have been successfully picked by LPL - 'Better than most'"
@OctaApe4 жыл бұрын
Abus: We've spent 100s of thousands inventing an ingenious lock that spins independently so it can't be picked. Lock Picking Lawyer : Tape.
@DerH0ns4 жыл бұрын
Everything is easy when you are in your workshop, out in the field not so much
@mischa644 жыл бұрын
when somebody tries to drill the core, tape does not help, so it is a true feature against another type of attack!
@billionai48714 жыл бұрын
@@DerH0ns taking tape around is not so hard, though. Sure, the thief would need to know that tape works in this case in advance, but I'm pretty sure there are other good reasons to carry tape around, so it's not too much of a stretch to say someone might be carrying it
@OctaApe4 жыл бұрын
@@mischa64 If you was going to drill the core you would already have the body of the item secure. So a simple hand grip would be enough.
@jacobs10474 жыл бұрын
@@DerH0ns he literally makes this point in every video buddy
@raidedcluster3 жыл бұрын
"Disc detainer lock." The tool that Bosnian Bill & I made: *I have been summoned!*
@BlackThanator4 жыл бұрын
gotta love that little giggle when he referred to "the pick that BosnianBill and I made". The bloody thing has reached global meme status.
@andersjjensen4 жыл бұрын
Heh... Go on Sparrows website and read the description text for it. This pick is, by now, the definition of a Legendary Item :P
@@mirzaahmed6589 they made the cost a million to stop people from forcing it into their cart since they're sold out
@alph-lj3uy4 жыл бұрын
When Lpl says “Better than most” is the highest grade you’ll get on your lock.
@k538474 жыл бұрын
'Beyond my skill level' was what he said about a few of the high security padlocks a year or two ago. But he's definitely moving up the ladder of tough locks.
@TomSmith-pl3tw4 жыл бұрын
Took more than 10 seconds for him to pick. There is no point in getting a more expensive lock. They will load it on a truck or use some other method of taking your bike and the lock.
@Mic_Glow3 жыл бұрын
The highest is "This has been in my naughty bucket for 2 years and I wasn't able to open it... and they just released a better one."
@nolkorr69043 жыл бұрын
@@Mic_Glow which lock is this? could I get a vid link as well?
@xnuntius3 жыл бұрын
„I very much doubt this will be picked in public“ This is a 10/10 on the LPL scale
@hislatestflame78614 жыл бұрын
The guy at Abus who designed it just earned his yearly bonus 😀
@boggies64924 жыл бұрын
I found this in my girlfriend's night stand, I didn't know she owned a motorcycle.
@kempo_954 жыл бұрын
No, that's from the other guy.
@SupertCZ4 жыл бұрын
@@kempo_95 oh no
@Jamagaha4 жыл бұрын
TheHolySwordofLight I would recommend changing your locks, but that won’t even slow him down
@watema33814 жыл бұрын
No she uses it for _butt_ stuff
@zachsuedmeyer25264 жыл бұрын
@@Jamagaha Slows him down by 10 seconds of picking and 2 minutes of recording
@Brayne014 жыл бұрын
I have one of those - there are two minor flaws : I find them tricky to handle with gloves and without you always end up with brake dust / dirt on your hands. 2 : the case of the cord running to the handle bar (the lemon yellow rubber ring) is plastic and very fragile. You drop the lock on the floor and the case can open, releasing the spring and the cord : good luck getting everything back together. It doesn't impact the actual lock system.
@mickys80654 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the cord was a last minute addition
@420mralucard4 жыл бұрын
@@mickys8065 Considering how subtle it is yeah probably, hope they make another design that fixes it.
@killerdinamo083 жыл бұрын
You should make a propper video to criticize this lock, cause ot only gets praises on this one 😂.
@cobradragon-wt4tp Жыл бұрын
good to know
@NoOneLt4 жыл бұрын
"It took nearly 3 minutes for LPL to open our lock" is the best advertisement Abus could ever use
@philrod13 жыл бұрын
Taking more than 3 minutes for LPL to pick is the legal definition of "unpickable" for locks.
@GreatBeeman3 жыл бұрын
And said he doubts it could be picked in street
@PanduPoluan3 жыл бұрын
ABUS: 180 LPL-SECONDS SECURITY RATING!!
@lessneroutdoors43104 жыл бұрын
Best lock on the market to prevent that intruder from entering the back door!
@omikron62184 жыл бұрын
He probably got it out of his ex girlfriend's back door on the first of April.
@bbuggediffy4 жыл бұрын
We all know what LPL thinks of back doors!
@matthewbergeron36413 жыл бұрын
Me: "Gonna lock up my bike so I can grab a coffee really quick" What I hear outside the coffee shop: "...pick Bosnian Bill and I made" Me: *extreme panic*
@jcsc20013 жыл бұрын
Plus with his film style, you wouldn't know who to look for. LPL Goated for that.
@Matt-yu5ed4 жыл бұрын
The rotating body also prevents grinder attacks, which are very common in London and other big cities.
@BWPT.4 жыл бұрын
Doesn't stop them from grinding through the disc itself though, which they certainly do if they are stealing for a chop shop. Still worth having one :)
@Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_4 жыл бұрын
They call grinders "cultural enrichment tools"
@melonlord14144 жыл бұрын
@M D please don't use a grinder in one hand and some tiny lock in the other hand. That's a disaster in the making. You only need to slip and your grinder cuts into your hand instead into the lock. If they catch someone stealing something this way they should lock them up twice. Once for stealing and once for working criminally dangerous.
@alightvlogging4 жыл бұрын
@@Matt-yu5ed well worth it. I use it as my disc lock when out and about and as a chain lock when at home.
@Topperfalkon4 жыл бұрын
@M D And that's not a good way to keep both of them
Impressive... he had to use 5% of his power to unlock
@Jinb-ut7bx4 жыл бұрын
"i very much doubrt that this will be picked on the street" holy quacamole, I know what lock to buy after words like that from LPL
@stevensenlacere16194 жыл бұрын
even the crappiest locks most likely aren't picked on the street, everything is destructively compromised if its a bicycle / motorcycle.
@PixelBoyMiner4 жыл бұрын
@@stevensenlacere1619 looks pretty hard to break the lock to me
@KiczzciK4 жыл бұрын
@@PixelBoyMiner Just drill or cut down the middle, or buy a new disc.
@mememaster1474 жыл бұрын
@@stevensenlacere1619 You're right, nowadays the scrotes just cut the lock off with a battery powered angle grinder.
@user-uw1wq9rj8g4 жыл бұрын
When LPL said "hmmm" at 4:05 That's a gold standard of the locks
@opeth843 жыл бұрын
On the cover of this month's lock magazine: "Hmm.." - LPL 5 stars
@wilkgr4 жыл бұрын
A video nearly five minutes long...that's like a platinum in LPL terms.
@Santibag4 жыл бұрын
He just talked too much. The actual picking took a puny 125 secs, not including taping the lock. Can only secure something as unimportant as a central bank main safe. Edit: I probably couldn't find the correct expression. I said "not as important as" but the correct one is "as unimportant as" IMO.
@Crustee04 жыл бұрын
Santibag u havent seen other lock he picked havent you
@Mazaroth4 жыл бұрын
@@Crustee0 santibag was obviously being sarcastic.
@wileecoyote57494 жыл бұрын
The picking doesn't start until @ 02:15
@Santibag4 жыл бұрын
@@Crustee0 I edited my expression. Previous one was not expressing my sarcastic thought.
@Pretzil434 жыл бұрын
Nobody: LPL: Today I'll be picking a buttplug.
@edflinkinp4 жыл бұрын
Not far off from a potential Valentine Day's special next year 😂
@lds27954 жыл бұрын
That is exactly what I thought
@seanhogan92524 жыл бұрын
edflinkinp it’s his girlfriend
@martinb.7704 жыл бұрын
I guess, in medieval times, these were invented for ensuring the princess won't get a secondary defloration.
@DannyGruesome4 жыл бұрын
I really thought it said ANUS
@ZomgRAWR933 жыл бұрын
LPL: *makes video longer than two minutes* Me: Oh shit, here we go.
@thisthingsibelief47914 жыл бұрын
4:05 a sound we have never heard from LPL
@andywilson47894 жыл бұрын
LPL: "hmm" *Locks sold out*
@boocraftgaming4 жыл бұрын
I love how he sees it coming now... "And of course, I'm going to use the pick that Bosnianbill and I made"
@numbers9to04 жыл бұрын
Can you make a lock that's basically a buttplug with a yo-yo attached? Abus: Jawoll!
@eddyflo29784 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠☠☠☠☠
@birkbuscher65714 жыл бұрын
missed an h there bud
@MrSchuetzendorf4 жыл бұрын
It's a co***ing, not a jojo.
@trrruls3 жыл бұрын
@@birkbuscher6571 it can be spelled like this, too
@birkbuscher65713 жыл бұрын
@@trrruls its been sometime but i think the original spelling was "jawol" so, ...
@brightlights3654 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the best defense against criminals: making the lock that doubles as a butt-plug
@garetjaxx3 жыл бұрын
I've had the older version (static cable to handlebar rather than retractable) of this lock for several years now and have always though it was very well designed. I'm glad to see that it provided a challenge for you to open.
@titansrealm14 жыл бұрын
Wait did he finally just recommend a lock, and not ruin a company. That has to be a good lock then.
@Yvolve3 жыл бұрын
I have this lock. Been using it for 7 years, on a bike that sits outside under a cover and gets a ton of rain. No issue, ever. Spray it once a year, never clean it. The rubber bumper is a bit loose, but doesn't really matter. Best lock I've owned, ever.
@tsubarider133 жыл бұрын
@@Yvolve I'm in the exact same situation. Bike sitting outside under a cover with no shelter, unfortunately. However, I'm still quite new at this and worry that the bike would actually be damaged by the rain and humidity (under the cover). Do you have advice / recommendation / feedback? Thanks :)
@Yvolve3 жыл бұрын
@@tsubarider13 If you have a good cover, that is soft on the inside, it won't hurt the paint. Unless you're somewhere where corrosion is an issue, it should be fine. Many people I know park it under a cover and I live in a fairly cold but humid climate. Bikes are built to take a beating, I've parked mine on the top of the dune when I worked at the beach for months. I live about 20 minutes away and no issue with rust. They're like cars, which can take sitting in the rain for years. If you're unsure, get a cover with a vent at the top, but it shouldn't be an issue unless you've got a lot of bare metal showing, or it gets super wet under the cover. The main thing is to get a black cover and lock your rear tire to a solid object. The rear is harder to remove than the front. Thieves have to cut the chain to take it, which takes planning or time. Along with a good disc lock on the front, you'll stop the thief looking for an opportunity. If someone has planned to specifically steal your bike, there's not much you can do. I've seen them stolen from locked, CCTV garages in busy areas. My friend had her Audi A3 RS steering wheel stolen three times in six months. Theft on order is a thing unfortunately.
@tsubarider133 жыл бұрын
@@Yvolve omg that's an awesome reply! Thank you! I was mainly adking for the rain. It's sitting on a sidewalk so no rain pools under it but I was worried about moisture.
@Yvolve3 жыл бұрын
@@tsubarider13 You're welcome! Enjoy your bike and ride safe!
@widersacher94364 жыл бұрын
It took him more then 2 minutes and he was using a Tape. Wow, great Job ABUS
@bismuth83873 жыл бұрын
I wish I knew how to lock pick. I haven’t shat in 5 days.
@depeltenburg69164 жыл бұрын
LPL - “hmm” 4:06 Abus devs: “developingorgasm”
@scottsiaens34564 жыл бұрын
"The pick that Bosnian Bill and I made" *party in the comments*
@Tendies76454 жыл бұрын
How you feeling my guy? I heard you were sick
@scottsiaens34564 жыл бұрын
@@Tendies7645 I am fine. It was a set-up to locate traitors in my staff. Thanks for your concern.
@macforme4 жыл бұрын
@@scottsiaens3456 You didn't miss a beat on that one.
@boristhe_blade86453 жыл бұрын
What's the backstory on this meme?
@admirmehic85523 жыл бұрын
So the Bosnian Bill has the same lock pick tool? Where exactly does he live in Bosnia?
@Muhveli4 жыл бұрын
I have this exact lock for my Suzuki and you can imagine that threatening feeling in your back when you see that LPL has new video about it... Great to see that this lock resisted LPL this much and it got good remarks, my bike is secure!
@mrslinkydragon99104 жыл бұрын
Resisted but folded eventually
@Ignisami4 жыл бұрын
@@mrslinkydragon9910 every lock does, given enough time and skill on the part of a picker. The essence of a lock isn't to keep people out indefinitely, it's to keep people out long enough that someone can interfere with their attempt to steal.
@blihkeempat7404 жыл бұрын
@@mrslinkydragon9910 not just resisted, it is very very resisted
@khai61014 жыл бұрын
It's highly unlikely that a motorcycle thief would be able to pick this lock. But if you've ever seen surveillance footage of locked bikes being stolen when the thief just picked up the front end and dropped the wheel on a skateboard and then rolled it away, you'd be horrified. A wheel lock is better than no lock. But don't let a "good" wheel lock allow you to become complacent about where you park... (For the record, those videos were shot in secured parking garages)
@mrslinkydragon99104 жыл бұрын
@@blihkeempat740 i donno, it was still less than 2 minutes.
@0verboosted4 жыл бұрын
He’s gonna say it, he’s gonna say it! “Now I’m going to use the pick that BosnianBill and I made” Yessss
@TheMichaelfoster054 жыл бұрын
I enjoy seeing videos with better (harder to defeat) locks. I know they aren’t recommendations from you but if faced with buying a lock it helps to know witch ones are better
@Darvids0n4 жыл бұрын
"The pick that B-" Instant like.
@moog38yearsagoupdated1mont94 жыл бұрын
When did he said that?
@sasa-sz7il4 жыл бұрын
You arent funny
@JohnDoe-zh6cp4 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain this Bosnian bill lockpick meme to me?
@JoeHamelin4 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe-zh6cp Bosnian Bill and LPL made that pick together. Harry (LPL) has always called it "The Pick That Bosnian Bill and I Made." It's a meme because we commentators have no life.
@Kr-nv5fo4 жыл бұрын
His voice was even cracking ever so slightly as he said that
@thad12964 жыл бұрын
He totally sounds like a dentist checking all your teeth when he's picking
@martinb.7704 жыл бұрын
now, the term "lockjaw" makes sense **shiver**
@rayakoth4 жыл бұрын
We got a click in 1, a little resistance in 2, 3 may be already set
@BayMacDre4154 жыл бұрын
yes, a dedicated professional performing his skilled labor induces a strong sensation of ASMR to me. I was thinking about downloading all of LPL's videos and cutting out just the picking parts to make a compilation, but it was deemed to be too much work (approx 4000 minutes of videos on his channel to edit).
@SwissSareth3 жыл бұрын
I don't want my teeth to make nice little clicks...
@splosh20703 жыл бұрын
@@rayakoth 4 is binding, you need a filling
@TheBugkillah3 жыл бұрын
It takes a key and has a pull start. If your girlfriend has one of these, you might want to think twice, you may not have what it takes to please her.
@atticusrussell12253 жыл бұрын
😂😂. When the buttplug has a gas engine you know you're in the deep end
@RDGuzzer1414 жыл бұрын
1:40 Hey that’s pretty smart, each part rotates to make tensioning the lock harder! 1:50 *LPL pulls out tape* never mind
@TobyBNook4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if a bike thief would carry a roll of tape with them unless it was a targeted attack. I don’t usually have tape with me when I’m out for a walk, coming home from work or in a hurry to get somewhere but maybe you guys do and I’m just out of the loop. Or I just don’t know the circumstances of bike theft well enough. I think it’s still a pretty good design feature on an already good lock.
@katherinemorelle71154 жыл бұрын
Toby B. Nook thieves generally (smart ones) would carry tape around- makes it easier to get into windows. Which reminds me of something I would tell prospective clients when I worked at a Locksmith- they’d be calling to organise someone to give them a quote for a high end security system. More than happy to spend $10k plus on this robust system. And I’d ask “so, do you have single glazed or double glazed windows?” Them: just single, normal windows, why? Me- you might want to fix that first. I can send around my boys to install the best security system money can buy, but it’s not much use if all you need to get in is to break a window with a rock. I had that conversation a few times. Also, having to tell people that if a thief is determined enough, they will eventually get in. Big locks and cameras and other security stuff works more as a deterrent than anything else. Funnily enough, my honesty didn’t lose us any sales (especially after I pointed out that it’s easier to lock a safe than a house, and we sold safes). I just couldn’t justify letting some poor old man (figuratively) spend possibly ten thousand or more on a security system that is so easy to get around. And if I sent a Locksmith out, he would have told the client the same thing I did.
@mickys80654 жыл бұрын
@@katherinemorelle7115 also, a high end security system can attract higher tier thieves, simply because a high end system generally implies there is something worth the security inside.
@MrExtremeEddie3 жыл бұрын
The rotating parts also make brute force twisting attacks impossible. If you grip it with a pipe wrench it just spins without stressing the main parts.
@ianfoster95384 жыл бұрын
It's really impressive that this lock is both secure enough to stump LPL for a minute and be easily concealed in your person even when you aren't wearing anything
@tykjpelk3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for showing how to pick this. It's been stuck for hours and I was about to go to the ER for help.
@tomcunningham93184 жыл бұрын
It looked like he had to actually TRY there for a moment. I start experiencing anxiety if the locks not opened in the first 30 secs. or so.
@bogingathedolphinking28024 жыл бұрын
There are locks that even he cannot open
@jasonsin74044 жыл бұрын
@@bogingathedolphinking2802 Prove it
@texchu83314 жыл бұрын
For reals. First time I've seen him say true gate so many times. He makes it look easy, but normal people would struggle with it, even if they had that special tool of his.
@dovydasgrigas4414 жыл бұрын
@@texchu8331 That special tool is the only way you can open that type of lock. Most thieves just ignore disk detainer locks or grab an angle grinder.
@Wiki72024 жыл бұрын
A lock he liked. Wow the makers must have had a celebration when he didn't call it terrible or accuse it of an unforgivable flaw
@MonsterPumpkin4 жыл бұрын
Its like when NASA lands a spacecraft
@epiendless11284 жыл бұрын
Any tips of removing this while wearing it? Asking for a friend.
@mickys80654 жыл бұрын
Pull the cord like a bayblade and let it rip
@Handlessuck13 жыл бұрын
lube
@TocoaPuffs3 жыл бұрын
"Number 2, binding again. It's still rubbing a little bit, I'm gonna turn it once more. There we go." 3:48
@splosh20703 жыл бұрын
@@TocoaPuffs Don't you just hate it when your butt plug rubs
@gymnasiast904 жыл бұрын
"My bike lock brings all the LPLs to the yard. They say: it's better than most. Damn right, it's better than most."
@sfmc984 жыл бұрын
I'd teach you but I'd have to charge.
@revellations77413 жыл бұрын
@@sfmc98 I’ll pick you, but Id have to charge*
@aadithyanjr13824 жыл бұрын
We should all buy the pick that Bosnian Bill and LPL made and wear it around our neck as a symbol of the holy lock picking brotherhood.
@MrSpirit994 жыл бұрын
Sadly sold out.
@thisflyingpotato42274 жыл бұрын
Totally agree. Wait a minute, isn't it illegal for non-professional to wear lock-picking tools in public ? Depends of what could be considered a tool though, but one could say it's a cosmetic enhancement Ahh if only we had a lawyer to know for sure...
@Olvrin4 жыл бұрын
@@thisflyingpotato4227 a stick, a lego figure... you name, you got it. :D
@Kai-K4 жыл бұрын
@@thisflyingpotato4227 Depends on locality (country by country and even state by state)
@andruloni4 жыл бұрын
@@thisflyingpotato4227 Call it a cross to anyone giving you trouble ;)
@ITpanda4 жыл бұрын
Love this channel, and how a product can fail at the one thing its supposed to do and still get a recommendation from the guy that showed the flaw. Says a lot about the state of security available to consumers.
@baru68914 жыл бұрын
lock maker : make two halves of the lock rotating to make it difficult to pick lpl : use ordinary tape to counter it 😂😂😂
@SpaRKyy-cg3nc4 жыл бұрын
i mean its still pretty good. i dont think bike thieves prepare for things like this
@hamjudo4 жыл бұрын
Smear a little motor oil on outside of lock to defeat tape. Refresh oil with every oil change. Dirt, silicone grease, and lots of other common stuff will interfere with tape.
@francis50824 жыл бұрын
Two halves?
@puckcat226794 жыл бұрын
As mentioned above, that's most likely intended to make it harder to grind apart. A lot of thought went into that- in use, this lock will be in an awkward place. Being able to reach it with a grinder in an effective manner will be hard enough. Since it's round and turns freely, the grinder will just spin it, meaning that you ALSO have to hold it- with your fingers in an awkward place, and just a few millimeters from a cutting wheel spinning at 10,000- 15,000 RPM. This is the result of a lock designer that considers what the lock is being used for. It's hard to pick, and it's designed to be hard to brute force.
@mikaluostarinen48584 жыл бұрын
Rotation makes twist attacks more difficult.
@iLLyNoiiZe4 жыл бұрын
“Anywhere that’s big enough to accept this 14mm shackle” *wink wink*
@bigdeank4 жыл бұрын
I don't usually lol IRL, but I did this time.
@larjkok11844 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@Legohaiden4 жыл бұрын
any time you see LPL bring out the real gear (his special tool) you know its already a quality lock. Then his endorsement of "this requires a fair bit of a skill, and I very much doubt it would be picked on the street" might as well be a national seal of approval
@cuber93204 жыл бұрын
Watching LPL struggle even just for a moment was weirdly a nice change of pace. That “Hmm..” sold it. Brilliant!
@PanduPoluan3 жыл бұрын
If the God of Lockpicking went "Hmmm," there is no hope for mere mortals.
@22freedom334 жыл бұрын
At this point LPL has said "Bosnianbill" more times than the word "lock" on this channel
@Shadow-RAM4 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to edit those all together into a BosnianBill remix!
@SpoilerAlert__4 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer
@bboyhoyack4 жыл бұрын
To be fair he does say LOCK picking lawyer at the start of each video.
@powiewyn62684 жыл бұрын
I really don’t want to fact check.
@poeterritory4 жыл бұрын
@@SpoilerAlert__ i love how people say "Ok boomer", especially without any context. It's cute. Like watching a trained monkey copy someone. :)
@riblaglaunti17194 жыл бұрын
LPL: Hmm Everyone: I'll take your entire stock
@Sp3ct3r4 жыл бұрын
Y'know, I pretty much never comment on videos, instead just enjoying the entertainment or knowledge value. But here, I just have to say that I'm really glad you finally chose to have a go at this lock. I knew it was coming eventually, ever since you picked the big disc lock with the alarm. And I'm happy to see that the little guy here is well worth the 60 bucks I paid for it. I'm using it to secure my GSX-R for a bit of extra protection, and I'm glad to know that someone would have to disassemble the front brakes to steal my bike. Keep it going, LPL!
@floorpizza80744 жыл бұрын
Or put the wheel on a dolly. Jus' sayin'. ;)
@paulotex194 жыл бұрын
They also can cut the disk itself. So a disk lock is only as strong as your disk. It is a good deterrent, but don't forget to also chain it to a fixed point.
@wileecoyote57494 жыл бұрын
My cousins motorcycle was lifted and put into back of truck.
@something.with.m4 жыл бұрын
@@wileecoyote5749 Yeah in India, they'll just pick the whole bike up, pop it in a truck and haul ass. They're not the kind to pick locks. Look up bike thefts on KZbin.
@aisponek4 жыл бұрын
Most bike thefts aren't rollaway thefts. Two guys and a pickup or a van is the usual shtick.
@HCMCDrives4 жыл бұрын
Everybody watching the video: heads to Amazon to buy this lock. Everybody watching the video: thinks about buying a motorcycle to use said lock.
@ScottKenny19784 жыл бұрын
Actually, I blame Jay Leno's garage for the motorcycle I want. Rokon Ranger. Only does 35mph, but will go anywhere you can walk.
@AnimeSunglasses4 жыл бұрын
Already been thinking about motorcycles, thanks to another great channel: FortNine.
@AnimeSunglasses4 жыл бұрын
@@ScottKenny1978 the Rokon is an epic little machine, but I've concluded I'd rather have a Yamaha Tw200 - something like 90% of the off trail capability, but can reach 60 MPH to get me TO a trail.
@ScottKenny19784 жыл бұрын
@@AnimeSunglasses will have to check it out.
@cdbtheclaw4 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you I now have a motorcycle as my front door :P
@ariedityaprdh3 жыл бұрын
Abus (holding their breath): "............" LPL: "Hmm" Abus (screaming in tears of joy): "We did it people!! We DID IT!!!"
@duke40604 жыл бұрын
Just picked my first lock today! Thank's for the inspiration! It's something, even if it was a masterlock....
@sfmc984 жыл бұрын
So...basically you just looked at it sideways?
@xxbeatuupzz4 жыл бұрын
The pick Bosnian bill and I made: "Finally a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!"
@alexandrumarzenco69983 жыл бұрын
He didn't even make a subtle professional joke about it.. I'm not crying, you are.
@Reman19754 жыл бұрын
I'm getting an image in my mind of the whole Abus design team huddled around a single monitor in the office watching this video, Then when LPL popped the lock the room was filled with the sounds of ruckus cheering and whoops of joy. Some other departments manager comes in to see what the fuss is about and proclames "But he managed to defeat your lock in just 2 minutes, Why the hell are you lot celebrating?!?!". To which one member of staff replies "If you were put in a ring to fight Tyson Fury, and you lasted 15 seconds before being knocked the f*ck out, People wouldn't be wondering why you lost, They'd be too busy being in awe of you for surviving those extra 10 seconds?". :)
@1AmGroot4 жыл бұрын
LPL: "This lock is better than most..." Area 51 security crew: *Write that down, write that down!*
@niftything94304 жыл бұрын
1AmGroot you stole the comment lol
@davidjames10633 жыл бұрын
Finally. A lock Engineered for Purpose, rather than Profits. No doubt this is not inexpensive, but worth every penny.
@sapphicaswell90664 жыл бұрын
Last time i was this early you could still buy "the pick that bosnian bill and i made"
@Phred_Phlintstoner4 жыл бұрын
@IamMe has been since release. It sold out in a couple hours... maybe less even.
@syd.a.m4 жыл бұрын
@IamMe It sold out in the first few minutes. And it's not like they understocked it or anything - there was lots of stock ready when the item went live - but it still sold out.
@Itsa_Mea4 жыл бұрын
Glad I jumped on it quick. Confirmation & Shipping was really fast too. I got it in about 3 or 4 days. I was surprised to see a sticker on the wrapper "Made in Canada".
@alexander-jl6cs4 жыл бұрын
Is this some very elaborate group joke that I'm not in of?
@andy4an4 жыл бұрын
@@alexander-jl6cs it's a joke, but one about a real product: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqa9iJuIlrGtns0
@demonsrun32813 жыл бұрын
Here I was last week organising the purchase of my new motorcycle, and this came up in my suggested videos. Guess who now has a new disc lock coming in the mail
@LordCarpenter4 жыл бұрын
Wow! The security rating of this one is almost 5 on the "LPL video length" scale. Very impressive.
@StYxXx4 жыл бұрын
He said "hmm" while picking! This is it, this is THE lock! It's also a butt plug.
@David.. Жыл бұрын
If you’re on the fence on this because of price I highly recommend this for an underseat every day use type lock. It’s incredibly easy to use (only takes 7 seconds to put on and take off) and feels very high quality. It’s survived numerous drops onto hard concrete with no impact to performance.
@cenata4 жыл бұрын
I guess this shape and the number 69 wouldn't go well together, so ABUS settled on 68.
@alexandrei82753 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the B in ABUS can be changed with an N
@MxRacer72974 жыл бұрын
This is the second abus lock that I've seen LPL give his approval, they must be doing something right
@Weretyu77773 жыл бұрын
From what I've seen on his other videos, Abus tends to be on the better(and more expensive)end of the lock spectrum.
@AlmightyRager954 жыл бұрын
I think I've had more than the recommended amount of internet. Haven't hardly started the video, and already my mind gutterballed at the sight of the thumbnail.