Stupid People Walking into Glass

[@FartNSniff]

And here's PART 2 -- Smart People Walking into Things kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaKnhphmpNOLiZY

[@phoenixashes1371]

Mark Belshaw sucks!

[@muffinmonster2634]

2:31 hahaha get it right the first time 😂😂

[@madstill9519]

10 Favorite Things it

[@abdullanasser1387]

10 Favorite Things 1:51 don't blame the kids they just like it that way blame the octopus hair looking lady

[@ericyang7455]

You sound so alone

[@sg4380]

"Welcome to planet earth, that was glass you met earlier" Fucking legend

[@FartNSniff]

Thanks Star!

[@shaleknight6224]

THAT was the best part of the video LOL

[@darkknight7403]

hahaaaaa 😂😂😂😂LMFAO

[@user-hk3ck3dn2c]

l mao o

[@banditomandito7567]

How does everyone think that’s funny, it’s something a kid could fucking think up on the spot

[@paigepopejoy]

"Welcome to planet earth, that was glass that you met earlier". Bwahahaha

[@nxise0001]

Paige Popejoy Ikr it was hilarious

[@essybessy]

Paige Popejoy THIS ONE HAS GOT TO BE MY FAVOURITE 😂😂😂

[@Sprenner]

xDD

[@kawaiilupitaplays6805]

Paige Popejoy 900th like

[@alvinderama3196]

"Hello glass, I'm stupid. Glad to meet ya."

[@jcraig6431]

You kind of sound like Garfield.

[@FartNSniff]

Yeah and I also love Lasagna.... :D

[@R0ADST3R]

And you hate mondays

[@gcastudent]

my thought exactly

[@OPTIMUMELITE]

JesseLS Craig :0

[@The_Butler_Did_It]

When I first heard Garfield talk I was a little disappointed, I always assumed he sounded like me.

[@Sofia-jl6nf]

Garfield found his job as a narrator and is doing great!

[@boredbaddielol7746]

ITS TRUE SO SO TRUUE

[@TNCGaming3]

Plot twist: He is the voice actor of garfield

[@Sakurakinomotoz633]

Garfield the cat? Wow

[@Sakurakinomotoz633]

@@TNCGaming3 extra plot twist: Garfield died.

[@MerksWya]

Are you assuming he’s Garfield

[@imhungry2031]

4:05 The fact that she waited for it to move is HILARIOUS! XD

[@FartNSniff]

Cracks me up every time too! :D Thanks for checking out the video.

[@FartNSniff]

Actually the first video is from a robbery at a mall. These 2 people were running away because they just finished robbing a store. In fact I actually know the details. Took place in a mall in Port Elizabeth, S. Africa called "Baywest Mall" on Nov 13/2015. So where do you get your news? Sesame Street? Aliens? Or do you just write it yourself? Same thing goes with "Glass Blanket" - he's another thief who just finished shoplifting from a store and was trying to run away. Or as you would describe it....he was being chased by a pack off axe wielding terrorist robots who wanted to rape him. So actually I gotta say -- you're the dickfaced motherfucker who just opened his stupid yapper without knowing what he was even talking about. Thanks for trying out for the team but we're gonna have to pass after seeing you play.

[@imhungry2031]

Woah.. :O

[@FartNSniff]

The only nerve you touched is one of sympathy. Sympathy for someone who spends his time trolling. How sad is your life when you spend your free time trying to intentionally annoy other people? I don't know what turned you into a person who enjoys trolling as their "entertainment" but what ever it was, you have my condolences and sympathy because it's a pretty sad & pathetic way to spend your days.

[@standarduck5860]

Omg this interchange was amazing

[@Lady_Ginnie]

The green pepper lady TOTALLY deserved that. Amazing karma there! Love it!

[@AUZlE]

She's the reason people believe in white privilege.

[@jossfiedler1312]

MegaShinyObject that looks and sounds too staged

[@kashiffritz5831]

she needs to "get it right the first time" of course that's what her husband said after their honeymoon

[@emilykearns3155]

That entitled lady is even more of a bird brain

[@MrHagrid64]

did it say pull on exit? lmao

[@SirJamesIGamerfuzion]

The one lady who said "Get it right the first time" I was truly hoping someone would of shouted as she finally opened the door correctly Get it right the first time

[@stalkyboino3]

so true!

[@stolennutella8944]

I wouldve laughed harder than how she said the "Get it right the first time"

[@TheSuperrussianguy]

Well she right she doesn't feed her kid green food but she will feed them glass

[@mitchellw6811]

I hope those poor employees got a raise for her bullshit they withstood without murdering her with whatever kitchen utensils they had

[@danielbell6794]

SirJames I Gamerfuzion Exactly what I was thinking lol

[@jemp.7767]

“I’m rich I’m powerful, and I’m an idiot covered in coffee” bwa ha ha

[@Frozzic-X]

Lol

[@Frozzic-X]

Mission accomplished 😁

[@cicta]

"welcome to planet earth that was glass you just met."

[@iRinnda]

"Next time please use the door."

[@ced2011]

nikane just fucking died at that part looollllll

[@ShubhroKumarIndian]

nikane that was so funny...my god

[@neonbluewaterschi-town4941]

lmfao

[@yazminquijada4012]

nikane that was mean how u were talking about them it's was so mean

[@ahmooty8022]

Omg you're so funny especially when you said "Welcome to planet earth,That was glass you met earlier"😂😂

[@thisstitchinisbitchin]

Řåđĕøñ płäýš literally the funniest part of this video 😂😂😂 laughed my ass off

[@adobop3754]

Řåđĕøñ płäýš hHahaha omg

[@andyw8064]

I didn’t find that funny..

[@thisstitchinisbitchin]

Andy W k lol

[@Mike93Gee]

I liked when he said "bonked on the head" at 3:50

[@yukami2365]

This guy sounds like Garfield

[@Iseeshadowsinmyroom]

Kakashi Hatake he does

[@ilovedilfs8819]

Dude i was thinking that

[@alexlivingston1646]

Oh my God he kinda does

[@waltergant2517]

OMG I NOTICED THAT

[@Prance-nt4vg]

I WAS THINKING THAT LMAO HE DOES THO

[@JR-gc8el]

Too bad that green pepper lady wasn't RUNNING out the door! That would have been amazing!!🤣

[@jiii6799]

I can't stop laughing at that part when he says: "Sir,welcome to planet earth,that was glass you met earlier"😂😂😂😂😂

[@taesmytea4847]

Infinite JP hahahahahhaha same I was also going to write it but , I see you already beat me to it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@biazer9517]

Haha I was about to type that 😂😂

[@joksizantos7520]

They look like Men in Black 😂

[@jiii6799]

+Joks izSantos Yeah😂I didn't realize that😂You made me laugh bruh😂👍

[@zunthos]

As I scroll down slowly, I literally saw this comment as soon as that commentator says that lool

[@JeremiahKalani]

"this is how glass is un-made" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@asheyreyes7219]

😂

[@BlackPinkLoverBoy93]

😂😂

[@sierrathepotato2039]

One word: Ouch..

[@Blue-jy4rf]

Oof

[@Shimo8_]

That was 3

[@TalonHarrington]

Sierra The Potato 3 words LOVE...YOUR...PIC

[@winterbtsa.r.m.y8884]

Sierra The Potato that's 3

[@staC-wh6ik]

Second word: Crash!

[@ninasvlogs9343]

The 2nd one with the drunk guy killed me. Couldn’t stop laughing

[@stantonthorne]

Nina’s Vlogs the door opening after he ran through killed me 😂

[@WooBino.]

@@stantonthorne that's door language for f u 😎

[@forgivenend1989]

He wasn’t drunk, he stole a Lady’s purse

[@gang12325]

Nina’s Vlogs still funny

[@slendertubbiegamerpo6139]

yep still stupid tho

[@athing18]

“The sad part is, the head bonk and new concussion are just going to make her even more stupid.” Dude, that is, the most savage comment I have heard in my entire life.

[@willow6189]

Lol

[@KamyKam]

Basic

[@frenchvanilla7109]

Oh my God that last guy walked out head first into the glass. Who walks out head first putting their head into the glass😂

[@MusicalMovie1]

He just said that while I read this comment🤣

[@LimmeLimbo]

@05candyman Facts. Shit wasn't even that crazy. Lol it was basic if anything

[@fridaklara7047]

I once walked straight into a glass door. Only a few seconds after telling myself "Don't walk into the glass door, don't walk into the glass door, don't walk into the glass door." In my defense, the glass was very clean and I needed to get outside because my friend was throwing up.

[@spirit9871]

This is why I made my house out of glass and my door out of brick. Easier to see the door that way.

[@FartNSniff]

LMAO too funny!

[@bugsimalone7431]

Why didn't you tell me that I thought it was a open house

[@adrianstjrnfldt6458]

Wtf xD

[@Reragi]

Really liked the open layout on your house! Really open and modern.

[@thelowestoflow5486]

earthquake*

[@issaissachur8077]

girl : get it right the first time bangs into glass door: me: GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME BLONDIE

[@nathantorresstanevil6958]

🤣

[@The_Algae]

Karen*

[@therealvbw]

She's in America alright.

[@alexerickson280]

@@therealvbw Low effort joke, its common knowledge that human beings are dumb jackasses no matter where they come from

[@alexerickson280]

@@seemlyme - You deserve to be reported for spam, keep your dirty copypastas and ads off of the comment section, trash

[@fredricksmith-something.2125]

How do you play this off? I would just lay there for a while and pretend im dead

[@FartNSniff]

+Fredrick Holman lol good plan. Faking a heart attack might work too lol

[@chanelgez2146]

Fredrick Holman ha ha ha

[@randomescu]

Fredrick Holman i laught at your comment as at the video itself

[@QashMaz]

😂😂😂

[@WarthDader74]

What a horrible thing to do, making fun of people hurting themselves. What happened to dignity? Not funny at all

[@barryallenflash1]

After watching this I feel like a genius!

[@f.a.i9638]

Brian Herron Me too

[@urukira-shinar]

Haha

[@kaygotthesauce]

OMG *Is the glass okay?*

[@FartNSniff]

LOL

[@DrCraneFan]

M3dia I don’t think so :( rip glass

[@Seraphina-2004]

You are everywhere

[@Plexez]

FAKE

[@Hecate-495]

Your a *FAKE*

[@nanababy_asmr1787]

4:25..."Stiffen up like VIRGIN on Prom Nite!"😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀👌

[@jsmvxn]

"Sir welcome to planet Earth that was glass you met there" Laughing so hard I'm bout to die

[@wolfgangamadeusmozart4694]

Jonathan Tzompantzi Don't.. ever.. fucking.. edit.. your.. comment..

[@jsmvxn]

Ok

[@Joe_blow121]

Jonathan Tzompantzi 🤣🤣😂😅

[@Giovfunny]

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart why

[@KurtisandHurdle]

Why did you edit it

[@nalanip]

I couldn't help but picture Garfield doing the commentary 😹

[@FartNSniff]

That's cool.....except I'm not sharing my lasagna! :D

[@nalanip]

10 Favorite Things I wouldn't either, man

[@prowlbeast1959]

Lol

[@leDespicable]

Omg. You're genius xD

[@rianskywalker2213]

Nalani Pimentel 😆 wasn't that bill Murray's voice? Lmao

[@sparrowhawk81]

"This is America you get it right the first time". Uhm.....I'm American and come on, get real...we don't get shit right the first time here, generally speaking.

[@Scoffslaphead72]

Hiroshima for example. You had to drop another one!

[@suvtropics]

Sparrowhawk she's bullshit. Humans make mistakes, being an American doesn't make anyone a super human.

[@benwykes4736]

SUV Tropics, no that's what being English does. 🇬🇧

[@rich8381]

One thing I will never understand is Americans reminding other Americans, that they are in fact Americans also.

[@saharacharles]

Yeah but she didn't get the door right the first time😂😂😂

[@squeguinquack2570]

*Welcome to planet Earth, that was glass you met earlier*

[@samcostin7586]

*those window washers are getting way to damn good*

[@FartNSniff]

lol true! They def have my respect and appreciation....without them I wouldn't have this video!

[@mrbigg151]

Someone needs to give em a glass medal!

[@urIIez]

Hahahaha

[@timexkills65]

Yes we are

[@AlfarexProductions]

After all it's not only the birds who don't see glass.

[@jg-zp9ft]

AlfarexProductions XD

[@sonictrain1]

AlfarexProductions A real bird brain...

[@bigman_industries]

*+Atrain 103* Birds are actually quite intelligent animals. They have developed strategies to travel and migrate.

[@stealthyshibe4904]

See? dirty windows save lives.

[@FartNSniff]

LOL never thought of it that way :D

[@2highforthisshihh843]

annnddd $$$

[@謎のユーザー-z5j]

I hate it when people get mad, they use the term "this is America" and goes on from there. How does that make sense?

[@FartNSniff]

Yeah it's fucked

[@HittokiriBattousai17]

Yeah like America is the standard of brilliance, or something. That "country" is a mess.

[@mclovin2408]

@@HittokiriBattousai17 it used to be a pretty damn great place though you have to admit.

[@PouLS]

Well, they are in USA. Nothing makes sense there.

[@mclovin2408]

@@PouLS no the media likes to play mind games and turn us on eachother.

[@stancegames]

"Get it right the first time yelled the lady that can't even open a fucking door.."

[@XxOrangesoda2610xX]

Cracky Cube savageness at its finest

[@professorlegacy]

"Hopefully the door-slam knocked her uterus out..." Only 26 seconds into this frikkin video and I'm DEAD 😂😂😂💥💀

[@ryanmonke2646]

"this is America, get it right the first time" actually America is nicknamed The Land of Second Chances. 2:15

[@chrisharrington5804]

Funny that she couldn't operate a simple door. I guess she showed everybody there about getting it right the first time.

[@bakkedbakkon]

Ryan The Great Funniest part is that's not even a clear glass. There are stickers on it.

[@gcarrafelli]

BakkedBakkon I think she was just too angry to think and wasn't looking but still it's funny xD

[@safskyyy7714]

Ryan The Great INSTANT KARMA 😂😂😂😂😂

[@squidu8240]

Ryan The Great 👍

[@clark5401]

I laughed more with the narrator than I did of the video clips :oD

[@jessb9090]

Fuck you always make me laugh so much! I like the commentary on the drunk guy at the mall LOL he stiffened up like a virgin on prom night and hit the canvas harder than Picasso hahahaha

[@FartNSniff]

Thanks Jessica, glad you had a few laughs! :D

[@FlameAndSlime]

one-hundred first like

[@sbraypaynt]

*stiffens up like a virgin on prom night and hits a canvas harder than Picasso*

[@thejudgmentalcat]

"Welcome to planet Earth. That was glass you just met." ROFLMFAO

[@ArukiTsukaru]

Funniest comment XD I've been laughing for five minutes straight

[@KyuDhaval]

That was epic 😂😂 I can't stop laughing when he said that

[@Grialeth]

"He stiffens up like a virgin on prom night and hits the canvas harder than Picasso". That literally killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Goonerboy-mz1ey]

Wow the irony of repeatedly saying get it right first time then pushing a door marked pull legendary.

[@FartNSniff]

I sometimes wonder if that irony was lost on her or if she actually thought about the whole thing afterwards. I'm guessing (based solely on how she treated other people) she went home and drank a bottle of chardonnay while thinking how awful and mean those restaurant workers were and what a tough life she has lol.

[@ExampleTM]

The fcking commentary lol

[@friedrichschopenhauer2900]

Example™ Yeah it's the funniest part.

[@1977moonchild1]

I was laughing at the commentary more than than the clips ! nighty night sweet prince!

[@DowzerWTP72]

Removing a vowel doesn't make you a better person.

[@bostoncreamdonuts]

The commentary is amazing I need this in my life

[@jackspeakman6969]

YESSSSS

[@sagegoodwin1]

"Just walk through the open door" lol love the commentary. I will watch this when I need a good chuckle :)

[@FartNSniff]

Thanks, glad you enjoyed the video! :)

[@mirai6824]

The 17k people who disliked this video walked into glass

[@KäptnKrückschwank]

Mirai未来 I walked into glass, but liked the video :) glass WALLS are the worst :/

[@victoriannecastle]

I walk into glass but no dislike from me

[@melanianderson15]

I walked into glass when I was in a mirror maze at the fair lol

[@thatonesmallchannel125]

I liked

[@troyclark4331]

@Figure skating Geek What in c o r n d o g hell? He's not being disrespectful... He's full blown makin' fun of their asses. We're all fair game for being the videoed window bandit... He's absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SoftieQueen679]

Says the one who can’t even open the fucking door 😂😂😂😂😂😂 love that part

[@FartNSniff]

Seems to be the most popular clip in the video.....and honestly, I've watched it about 30 times and I still get a laugh out of it. She's the best.

[@SoftieQueen679]

10 Favorite Things yup 😂😂😂😂

[@James-ip5gz]

To play devil's advocate, doors are supposed to be pushed open from the interior in case there's a fire. So that store is in code violation

[@SoftieQueen679]

James Kolesnikovich k

[@FartNSniff]

I just gotta say, if push or pull kills you in a fire then...........well let's just say the herd has been thinned

[@olliepop549]

2:31 Get it right the first time, get it the first time (runs into glass door) oh my god...

[@FartNSniff]

Classic :D

[@JagvsShodan]

There's that saying, "you shouldn't care about what people think of you." This woman is exactly why people should care about what others think of them. Maybe if she ever asked herself, "am I being a bitch."

[@alexhumanhalfwolfhalfvampi1136]

SaltyDog. dude when I first saw this that's literally what I put my comment about cuz this was my favorite part. hahaha

[@alexhumanhalfwolfhalfvampi1136]

Iron Prostate. yes.... yes she is

[@olliepop549]

Daniel barrows lol

[@arsaeterna4285]

america pepper was hilarious

[@retardedhorse3429]

Que

[@Anna-tc6rz]

Didnt get walking out right the first time 😂

[@beatyourwife]

Two words i never thought id see together before

[@MasterofGames-xw5br]

What do you mean she didn't get it right the first time? Everybody wanted her to smash her face on something. I'd say mission acclompisjed.

[@LAPRACTICAHACEALMAESTRO]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKnRcpWKaat1pMk

[@theslitherysnake4815]

I love this garfield-styled humor. You even sound like Garfield.

[@flamingvaldez1048]

I laughed my ass off and thought, i would probably do that

[@anastasiavazquezdemiguel5734]

They remind me of birds because birds can't see glass.

[@livhiyori5090]

Kitty Nightmare lol that's what I thought!

[@Karuiko]

It's kinda hard to see something barely visible when you're going 40km/h. Especially 300km/h. #TrialAndError

[@DavidNguyen-hy9bg]

that makes the people in this video worst because they're even going that fast

[@GmailUnited]

we had a funeral for a bird

[@sam222_]

Kitty Nightmare birds can't see glsss ?

[@N.A.M.LazyCloud]

Your voice over is pretty obnoxious, but "Sir, welcome to planet Earth, that was glass you met earlier." was pretty fucking funny.

[@julidiamondlover]

Nero Masselli That's a weird way to give a compliment.

[@MarliQueen721]

😂🤣😂🤣 That glass blanket comment had me dead!! 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣

[@sophiefilo16]

I like that you added personality to the list instead of just saying "Here's a bride who walks into glass.................... The next clip is....." as if we couldn't figure it out on our own. It's nice to see people put effort in their videos rather than simply putting some visuals from Google together and playing loud, obnoxious music over them...

[@FartNSniff]

Thanks Sophie, glad you are digging the video!

[@zeroanimation3956]

Better than foot letuce meme

[@Evitaschannel]

"Sir, welcome to planet earth!" 😂😂😂 dead

[@fadel3569]

The best thing in this video is the speaker! He killed me!😂😂😂

[@fluorcyl6112]

I absolutely love how the automatic door opens after he walks through the glass at 0:45!

[@SuperRoo_22]

That was here in Perth, Australia. He had just bag snatched a lady. He wasn't walking, he was running. That's why he hit that glass f**kin' hard. Virtually instant karma! 🤣🤣🤣

[@hadreeannahchev_3305]

15k dislikes are the pieces of glass😂

[@TheElvisnator]

unmade glass*

[@Beeaannsss]

Lmao

[@FartNSniff]

Yes, you are absolutely right Steve. I kinda feel bad now for making jokes about thieves, drunks, and a racist walking into glass doors. I'll try not to joke about people being stupid and become a classier person like you who doesn't joke about calling someone "moron".

[@lainiwakura4678]

You do realize being a hypocrite is not the same thing as the oath doctors take, right? Tell us, was that mistake due to ignorance or poor eye sight?

[@chriswood3818]

Probably because of the annoying guy narrating

[@jenntip]

When I was younger one of my first jobs was at a movie theater....we'd watch people do this all night! *10 Favorite Things : You had me laughing the whole time...Thanks! 💋

[@FartNSniff]

Sounds like a lot more fun than the jobs I had while growing up! :D Glad you liked the video and thanks so much for taking the time to comment!

[@safskyyy7714]

3:25 when you think you're a ghost 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FartNSniff]

LMAO, nice one :D

[@safskyyy7714]

10 Favorite Things keep up the good work 👍

[@FartNSniff]

Thanks Saffanah!

[@safskyyy7714]

10 Favorite Things 😃👍👍👍

[@stormyknight7266]

4:46 you really sound like Garfield XDDDD ITS PERFECT

[@jilldaigle1356]

"Get it right the first time!!!!!!" As she walks into a glass door!!😅😅😆😆😅😅😄

[@dankmemex3190]

TADAH! EVERYONE IM HERE! Sir Welcome To Planet Earth That was Glass You met There

[@paulroulton9473]

Ty Ty

[@FirstnameLastname-sg1zv]

It's some kind of forcefield! No, Kevin, it's just glass. NO STEVE, IT'S AN INVISIBLE FORCEFIELD! What was their reason for letting you out of the mental hospital again?

[@FartNSniff]

LOL

[@nullset1851]

10 Favorite Things LOL

[@looseyfur3773]

Hahaha

[@anunnakiarandio4244]

1:35 Sir, welcome to Planet earth that was glass you met erlier next time please use the door. Hahahaha 😂😂😂

[@Living_Legacy]

Props to whoever cleans those glass

[@billthompson5644]

You have got to be one of the Worlds greatest smartasses. Your videos, and commentary,are just hilarious.

[@FartNSniff]

I've been accused of being a smart ass before but never in a complimentary manner lol Glad you enjoyed the vid and my silly quips Bill.

[@aliciasimmons7142]

10 Favorite Things as my dad would say “I would rather be a Smart ass than a dumb ass”

[@FartNSniff]

Your dad is a wise man :D

[@Xscapeplan01]

*Any wonder aliens don't say hello to us!!*

[@FartNSniff]

LOL yeah we've definitely given them very little reason to study us :D

[@Vid_Katt]

That's a good thing tbh I prefer my Anus to be probe free

[@messiisbetterthanronaldome2965]

I like your Ayo mask

[@FartNSniff]

LOL You have my vote for a probe free anus should you ever run for president.

[@zoefoster1242]

Because aliens don't exist maybe ? Where's the clip of you walking into a glass door whilst looking for aliens lmao

[@UniqueGeekFreak]

"First name: Mr Last name: Glass"

[@FartNSniff]

LoL nice one!

[@UniqueGeekFreak]

@@FartNSniff ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! I've had it with these mf:ing windows in these mf:ing buildings!! Everybody strap in, about to open some f:ing windows... Lol you can quote Samuel L Jackson in about pretty much every situation 😄. Loved your vid keep up that fantastic sense of humour👊 cheers bud

[@Sakurakinomotoz633]

@@UniqueGeekFreak stop being mean they made this video because it’s funny if you don’t like it you don’t have to be rude about it

[@harryh4300]

I liked because of that karma clip.

[@FartNSniff]

That seems to be most people's fav clip too :D

[@willowzholts5005]

Right HH true

[@Luxlude444]

"this is how glass is made." "Andddd this is how glass is UNmade."

[@annathearcticfox2747]

And while you sleep you'll be magically whisked away to the kingdom of hospital 😂

[@Death2000a7x]

The dude with the coffee is the best 😂 how did he manage to walk into that when the door was literally right next to him 😂😂😂

[@ryan62082]

I woke my wife up like 6 times laughing so hard I’m shaking the bed

[@WhitneyTheExPat]

2:56 “I wonder how the company’s new force field is coming along...” 4:39 “I love the way he falls; he stiffens up like a virgin on prom night and hits a canvas harder than Picasso.” 😂 Dead!

[@vulanigcwabaza]

Epic 😂😂😂

[@brandontrevino535]

Whitney TheExPat Sa

[@ex-_-frost8144]

Whitney TheExPat your not funny

[@angelscinta4385]

Whitney TheExPat I am very sure just as well as the last one. lol.

[@makennacounts]

“ hey, I forgot what I was supposed to buy... oh yeah, the instruction Manuel on how to use a glass door”

[@jamielovetodance]

The last one looks like he intentionally hurt himself to take sick leave from work.

[@jbevan4411]

I love the narrator. 2 kinds of funny in one place.

[@Happy-cm7uo]

omg she smashed thr glass

[@user-hz1wr6sq4y]

I wish I was the glass ;)

[@polymer2049]

Rayndolf!!! NO WAY

[@oogooboggins5956]

I'd like to think that most of these people are high.

[@oogooboggins5956]

Or drunk

[@MsEPhillips4]

Your voice is making the video even more funnier, how you are describing the actions of each person, hilarious

[@FartNSniff]

+mickey lee Thanks Mickey, glad you enjoyed the commentary!

[@RonWylie-gk5lc]

Your comments were hilarious my friend, I was happy to subscribe

[@aarronjsymonds]

I usually hate commentary, this was fantastic though.

[@FartNSniff]

Thanks!

[@FartNSniff]

The commentary hated you too.

[@redwine0891]

YES it was!

[@joejoseph218]

Aarron Symonds no it wasnt

[@thrillho4849]

@@sus-rb1ds Well basically just don't be a pussy, if somebody is an asshole to you, don't be afraid to retaliate

[@Grimzonix]

The one commentator that I actually don’t want to skip to watch just the video

[@FartNSniff]

Thanks, I appreciate the kind words!

[@nauticalgaming2961]

10 Favorite Things your great bro I subscribed

[@vianysaagong9880]

Grimzonix ikr😂😂😂

[@LAPRACTICAHACEALMAESTRO]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nKnRcpWKaat1pMk

[@ednarodriguez4009]

not all are dumb and stupid cuz i am once a victim of an immaculately clean and clear glass wall and i happen to have a poor eyesight

[@FartNSniff]

I'm sorry to hear that about your eyes. But fret not, bad eyesight isn't the reason for these people's mishaps. In fact, 3 of the people featured in the video are thieves leaving the scene of a crime, some are drunk, and some just weren't paying attention. Nonetheless, this video isn't actually supposed to be taken seriously nor do I actually think someone is stupid if they accidentally walk into a glass door. I've never done it myself, but I have walked into a couple metal poles....which is probably even more foolish considering it's much easier to see a pole than it is to see clear glass :D

[@ednarodriguez4009]

Oh i see...well thanks for your clear as a glass explanation..good day!:D

[@FartNSniff]

LOL nice pun! :D

[@naj9093]

Edna Rodriguez woah, halarious,like seriously wow you deserve a cookie thanks.

[@thetourminator]

I'm laughing so damn hard it hurts in my abdomen AND my throat, LOL. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I lost it so hard at that one at 2:58 that I damn near accidentally let a fart out while laughing (Imma at work now so can't do that).

[@GrimFelArt]

First video of yours I've watched, oh my gods your commentary

[@SelenaIsPerfection]

Grimalkin Felidae saaaame

[@aquaticmaniac8979]

you're*

[@KRDR659]

AQUATIC MANIAC youre means you are so what you think he should have said is "oh my gods you are commentary"?

[@AllBeefWeinerThief]

Aquatic Maniac yeah dude *you're* kinda stupid

[@aquaticmaniac8979]

Big Bick Ditch just like your name

[@jessicarobles312]

This guy narrating them us just hilarious 😂 my favorite was "get it right the first time,yet she can't open the f***ing door" 😂😂

[@anarabodiford3041]

YOU SOUND LIKE GARFIELD

[@LordOSalt]

*give me ur lasaga*

[@anarabodiford3041]

HAHA

[@imrant2530]

LASAGNA

[@LordOSalt]

GARFEILF U FAT CATE

[@manofmanyinterests]

Your deadpan delivery is hilarious. The green pepper witch needs a life.

[@samgreen8865]

This commentator is so savage lmao

[@DrCraneFan]

Sam Green nice nose 😂

[@rasya6764]

Sam Green Look at your nose! yes you, big man! Those nose are garden hose! Big nose like me!

[@letsdiscussitoversometea8479]

He's a pillock. "Pfft - how could _anyone_ walk into something they can't easily detect" is basically what he's taking the mick out of people for doing. The day it happens to him, I've got a GOOD mind to give him what's coming to him.

[@rabinnag7296]

Your commentary is pure skill! Thanks for cracking me up Sir, just subbed LOL

[@FartNSniff]

Much appreciated Rabin!

[@madison1207]

I didn't know humans were related to birds.

[@FartNSniff]

Just the same genetic coding in our eyes lol :D

[@reset502]

More like our brain lol

[@rosamae5921]

“Nighty night, sweet prince” 😂😂😂😂

[@dainielmaldo7624]

Your narrating skills made me subsribe as well as laugh hard LOL

[@FartNSniff]

Thanks for subbing, glad you're digging the video.

[@tastebud9028]

The dislikes are the people who ran into the windows/glass

[@riverperez9912]

10 Favorite Things Because the way you say to them in this video

[@Dougy]

You pinned this nice!

[@itsphybs4660]

Keyy HAHAHAHA

[@bamsoyle1753]

Honestly u gotta ruin a *GOOD* comment with your *-SHITTY-* reply, just fuck off

[@iich.i2072]

Keyy LOL XDDDD

[@1breadbox]

First clip occurred at a shopping mall near to me. The lady and the guy following her were on the run after shop lifting.

[@unleasheth]

lernR serves their dumbasses right then

[@Overdosive]

lernR I had a feeling. The way he looked back, clearly anticipating a chaser.

[@fellowadventurer9575]

Yeah I thought so

[@donnasipes7996]

the funniest narration ever!i laughed so hard everytime i watch this one. hilarious !!thank you for the gut wrenching laugh!

[@FartNSniff]

Thanks! Glad you liked the video!

[@katieninjas7458]

God, your voice and sarcasm are perfect.

[@FartNSniff]

Thanks!

[@FartNSniff]

LOL wow, you got all that from a silly video that isn't supposed to be taken seriously at all. Yeah I know I'm not Louis CK and have some work to do on my comedy. But since I'm so horrible at comedy, please give me the name of the comedian you watch that doesn't make fun of anyone or anything because I'd love to learn about that. You must go ape-shit angry when you watch stand up comedy, a comedy show, or a funny movie. Yikes! First off, what does it say about you as a person when you willingly and freely chose to watch a video called "Stupid People Walking into Glass" yet "scold" someone for making the video. How hypocritical do you have to be to watch "fail" videos as entertainment yet have the gall to condemn people for making silly comments. Where do you get the soap box that big to stand on? You have to be a moron to think this video should be taken seriously in any way and that I'm actually serious with any of my comments. You are thinking waaaaay too much into this video and taking life way too seriously if this video sets you off. Secondly you self righteous prick. Some of the people (3 of them) you are so gallantly defending in this video are criminals fleeing robberies. The people in the first video just robbed a jewellery store. Some are also publicly drunk (at least 2 though I suspect a third is also)....one is the rudest customer ever.....and well a couple people just made a silly mistake. Don't we all make silly mistakes? Also, having a laugh at something or someone isn't the same as being cold hearted, or as you put it, narcissistic. I'm the guy who helps people on the side of the road, picks people up when they fall, and the first to ask if someone is "okay". You don't like my form of sarcasm or humor or the tone of my voice....fine, I'm cool with that, but don't be a fucking idiot and start reading into all a silly video like it's some sort of statement about who I am. You aren't even close with your dime-store assessment of me and the only thing you are actually revealing is your own insecurities. Thirdly, what kind of insecure guy measures a man's worth by how many fights they've been in? Why would you even talk about fighting? Only a real pathetic loser equates fighting to being a real man. But for the record, I've had plenty of fights in life, both physically as well as personal challenges. In fact, I've had to fight more times than I would like to admit and ALL of them in order to either defend myself or defend others. I've never attacked anyone...... Unlike you who probably thinks it's okay to hit people because you don't like what they are saying or doing. So before you open that stupid little pie hole of yours, and before you talk about shit you know nothing about, I suggest you give yourself a moment to reflect on what you are about to say so you don't come off as such a dumb ass. A real man doesn't have to measure people on whether or not they have been in a fight....The only thing you prove when you fight is that you're too stupid to rationally solve problems. Lastly, for a guy who suggests being non-judgemental - you sure like to spout a lot of judgement. You were right about my voice, it isn't that strong in this video. It's because I was born with a speech impediment and had to go to speech therapy for years. That's why I sound the way I sound. Also, when I do speak in my full voice, it is very booming and distorted on the microphone. So I either have to speak in a mellow way or a big booming way. I do keep working on it and hopefully one day I'll sound better. So saint Jason, was it fun and rewarding to make fun of someone with a speech impediment? I'm fine with it, doesn't really bug me but I do find it funny that someone so high and mighty has no issue mocking someone for their voice....something which I have very little control over. Yeah I know Jason, everyone thinks they're a hero until the reality sets in. Good job Champ! Enjoy your big bowl of hypocrisy!

[@FartNSniff]

LOL so you don't see anything wrong with entertaining yourself with videos of people getting hurt but think I'm horrible for jokingly saying I hope her uterus got knocked out? Give your head a big big big shake. Of course I don't actually want someone's uterus damaged. I'm cool if you don't find that comment funny but think you are a bit of a hypocrite and a horse's ass for calling me a dick head over that meaningless joke. I think you are pretty full of yourself and acting a bit high and mighty when there is not much difference between entertaining yourself with such compilations and me making a few jokes about them. And for the record Sir Galahad - the woman you are so gallantly defending is running away after her & the guy robbed a jewellery store. So although I hope her uterus is still in tact, I also don't have a lot of sympathy for her either. But you go ahead a weep for a thief. I suggest you go back and watch some videos by those comedians you suggested so you can familiarise yourself with their work. I don't know who Bailey is but I know the rest. Here you go, you can watch Izzard make fun of religious people, religion, and the bible ... kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2aup3qJlNyHlZY .. but yeah, I'm an asshole because I joked about a jewel thief's uterus getting knocked out and he's funny for insulting the beliefs of over a billion people. Again, I'm cool with some people not finding this video funny or not liking my sense of humor but it takes a special kind of idiot to take this video seriously. "You can edit, read of a page, practise delivery of lines repeatedly, no pressure. That doesn't even take balls." LOL what would you know about any of that? I'm sorry you feel insecure about your own manhood and the only way to feel better about yourself is to question other men's fighting skills and courage. And since you're too stupid to know this, let me fill you in on a little secret. Courage isn't doing "something", it's doing something you are afraid of. It takes balls to do anything you are afraid of. So not all people stepping on stage are being "brave", some are just doing what they like and what comes naturally to them. Just like it does take some balls to put a video on KZbin if you aren't naturally inclined to do so. You're still putting yourself out there for criticism, judgement, ridicule, and nonsense like this. On a regular basis people comment about my voice....something I'm aware of yet have very little control over. Yet I still make my videos knowing I might be criticised or made fun of. So in closing....stop being such a fucking self righteous hypocrite and stop taking stupid KZbin videos so seriously.

[@griddlepuff4212]

Puppet Presidents looks like u loose a screw smashing ur head so badly on a glass door. poor u

[@Naytowl]

Those 13k dislikes must be people who walked into glass.

[@Naytowl]

on your mind.

[@FartNSniff]

The proof is my toilet bowl Victoria.....This morning I left a package there for you to read in braille.

[@Naytowl]

xd

[@darkknight7403]

i once walked into the glass but the idea is ,i wasnt supozed to see the glass it was like a giant maze made out of glass and when i turned around *smash* but i didnt dislike ,i liked, i love this video ,its hilarious

[@thegreenslayer7710]

Victoria Yip Boi

[@ShreddedShruggin]

I'm usually not a big fan of commentary but dude you made me crack up a bunch of times. Nice vid!

[@FartNSniff]

Thanks, appreciate the kind words and glad you enjoyed the video.

[@tdiepeve]

Totally Agree Shred. big tick

[@FartNSniff]

Thanks Troy D, glad you also enjoyed the vid and commentary!

[@tdiepeve]

Totally dude..thumbs up big time!