Total Idiots at Work | 100% Morons 🥴

[@JJAmes-mb4du]

I love the one where the delivery guy is trying to negotiate with the dog. "There may be something for you".

[@mm9773]

It’s precious. Kind of works, too: they can tell from the tone of your voice that you’re not threatening them. Most of them are just excited, anyway. However, I was chased by a Dobermann once delivering leaflets: he was just playing, he could have had me if he had really wanted to - but of course I didn’t realise that at the time, nearly crapped myself.

[@dancingtrout6719]

its from chewey might be yours .. GRRRR .. Tiny Terror pooch..... .. Dealing with Dogs All Day ...lolzzzzz

[@WaldoWheresReal]

Half of FailArmy clips are actually unlucky, and the other half are "what the hell did you THINK was gonna happen?"

[@TacticalMania-xe1xh]

bro must have been on! xD

[@kbramlett6877]

Which is why we should never ask the dumbasses, "Are you O.K.?"

[@WaldoWheresReal]

@@TacticalMania-xe1xh ?

[@TacticalMania-xe1xh]

@@WaldoWheresReal what you say sounds like a video of yours has been here xD

[@Mr.ViralVideo360]

[@JinxNightcore]

The person moving the plane around with the machine was really funny. Thats one of those I've always wanted to do this moments 😂😂😂

[@PhotonBeast]

Yeah, that's not a fail, that's a win!

[@HazemKhattab-gk1ul]

He just playing like a little kid with a foam plane.

[@billsmith281]

It's actually a North Korean flight simulator 😂

[@Jonathan-f5k]

That’s how Boeing are gonna have to start transporting people by the looks of things.

[@NewPaulActs17]

@@HazemKhattab-gk1ul whee!

[@howardb.6205]

That dude broke through the wall like a champ! OH YEAH!

[@johnbeckwith1361]

He was impersonating the Kool-aid man. Extra funny one.

[@KamenRiderRaiden]

I'll note, that happens at 13:37

[@receiving9067]

So that's why the Pepsi's been flat lately

[@covidisevent201]

I used to work there, it's so fast paced that at least 500 to 900 dollar in damages every night. Anything they can save gets repackaged or re stacked then shipped out. I said that while working there no wonder it's flat all the time.

[@imalwaysright]

LMAO 😅😅😅 I wasn’t expecting a 2nd video 🤣🤣

[@FunnyOopss]

Mystery solved! Guess all the carbonation went into these fails instead! 😂

[@WackoMcGoose]

Maybe they should send a wee man into the basement to knock a few barrels around then...

[@theviewer7262]

Lol yeah not at all bc nanobots cant be immersed in c02 for extensive times. Its DEFINITELY bc of that clip you espyed.

[@decentdudedisease5418]

6:40 Vids are funny but seein the guy be more worried about his coworker than the shattered window was nice

[@gojiberry7201]

Yes, good guy!

[@Ramnokri]

The window is gone anyways so why worry about it

[@v0jt48]

@@Ramnokri because it was your job to deliver it intact, duh

[@Ramnokri]

@@v0jt48 yeah but in that moment it didn’t matter anymore. The cursing can be kept for the boss himself

[@redfields5070]

Most of these fall into the category of "what did you think would happen?"

[@DeadlyPancakes]

The Pepsi factory needs new forklift operators 🤓

[@misseselise3864]

or some retraining

[@mpumiontheweb514]

For real, why are there so many of these involving pepsi?

[@TheRealSkeletor]

@@mpumiontheweb514 The good forklift operators got snatched up by Coca-Cola first.

[@snowrocket]

Maybe “It’s the Choice of a New Generation” who can’t drive or stack product properly.

[@BasedBill]

You get what you pay for. Pepsi and Coke are notorious for paying low, and using temps.

[@MannyAguilar-nv1yk]

the car wash employee going for a spinnnn LOL

[@77gravity]

My favourite was the "wobbling printer" - It's clearly going to fall off the table, but the person just films it until it DOES fall off, then acts surprised.

[@jajafeedyns8082]

Let me put this 20lb machine on this 5oz support shelf.

[@nonono5351]

Exactly! A lot of people are just absolutely oblivious to what’s happening in front of them. SMH 🤡🤡🤦🏼🤦🏼

[@yngfljm2277]

@@nonono5351 nah they were well aware, just wanted a 'funny' clip to send in

[@themeemqueen]

ikr! so dumb

[@runerune-_-9727]

Thanks man

[@skorpthememer1601]

0:31 Bro was SCREECHING 💀

[@VoltarenEmulgelevich]

Sounds of zoo

[@rc_racer9757]

7:35 Dude was so lucky! Let’s all press ‘F’ to pay respects to the Apple watch that saved his arm.

[@gojiberry7201]

Holy shit, seeing that made me cringe!

[@failarmy]

F

[@FunnyOopss]

Right?! That could’ve ended so badly. Props to the Apple Watch for taking one for the team! 😂 Definitely deserves an ‘F’ in the chat for that heroic sacrifice

[@hermanlamprecht]

Some of these vids are staged. I'm sure I'm not the only one thinking it

[@rc_racer9757]

@@hermanlamprecht Staged? That is a possibility, but it is feasible for an Apple Watch to stop a shard of a grinding disk. As for why he isn’t injured, he could have had his wrist pointed all the way down so the shard only hit the watch.

[@VaffReverie]

4:40 "that was like 14 bucks" drones "am i a joke to you"

[@georgiasmith64]

$14. 😢..... I spent boo coo at drive through Jack in the Box for my peeps.

[@jussikankinen9409]

Wasting food when black die hunger

[@6thmichcav262]

When you realize the guy doesn’t own a fishing rod…

[@Markus_Andrew]

Videos of delivery drivers throwing packages around really makes me see red. It's not funny, it's pathetic. If they can't be arsed to do their jobs properly, they should just quit so someone who'll be grateful for the work can do it - someone who will take some pride in it. I know most delivery drivers do their jobs professionally (I did it myself for years, it's a good job) but those shown here have no business being in that line of work. Do it properly or don't do it at all. People paid good money for those packages, so proper care and respect should be shown with every single one of them.

[@misseselise3864]

Seriously. Especially since most delivery companies will not replace the item damaged even when there’s proof it’s their fault. I ordered a small desk off Amazon last year and the box was torn open from the delivery person sliding it up the concrete stairs to my porch (there are five steps and the package was 20lbs). Even had video of the driver doing it. Amazon refused to replace the desk bc FedEx delivered it, not them (which is fair) so I contacted FedEx about it and they also said they aren’t required to replace it but never said why. Ive delivered stuff before so I know it’s a lot of work, but all employers inform you about the large amount of manual labor required & someone who doesn’t want to do that shouldn’t take the job.

[@MrWombatty]

@@misseselise3864 Precisely why I never buy stuff off Amazon!

[@CharlesJones-wi7tz]

Always seems to be the same kind of people doing it.

[@lesliejimenez729]

They should be responsible for this or else. Pay fine from damage.

[@icarusbinns3156]

I actually got a guy fired. Turns out, him being ultra-careless with my package was the last straw. It was clearly marked as a fragile medical device. And the damage was such that the device was completely useless. We had video and eyewitness evidence that showed that the guy had zero respect for the contents and the warning labels. The new guy actually makes sure things arrive in as pristine condition as he can make them. He’s also our new neighbor. We like him. And his dog

[@Geckorawasg]

that censorship on FedEx truck.... xDDD

[@FunnyOopss]

"Honestly, some of these 'fails' feel staged. Not sure if it's just me, but the reactions seem too over-the-top to be real. FailArmy, are you starting to script these? 🤔 Still entertaining, but I miss the more genuine clips from before."

[@failarmy]

Boss told me to blur the F-word. Am I doing this right?

[@Geckorawasg]

@@failarmy well no cause it looks like FedEx. 🙃

[@WackoMcGoose]

@@failarmy No need to blur, just pull an RTGame and cover it with the KZbin logo 👀

[@michaelripley4528]

@@failarmy😂Perfect!!!

[@manni5072]

17:04 "He must be from Utah"!?? What?? 🤣

[@jdhappy7663]

Yeah I was wondering where the loudmouth lady was from and what Utah had to do with anything?

[@Durwood71]

I'm wondering if that was from a completely different conversation and had nothing to do with the flammable hat.

[@GegenscheinVRC]

Fire hats are very common in Utah

[@Jimmy-p9n]

Maybe coz Utah people are hotheads? Joking

[@Thiccness_Is_Delicious]

As a native utahn I can successfully say we were flaming hats to ward off the evil spirts and demons of satan. It's a long time tried and true way to keep them at bay! Said the Mormons 😂

[@DabbyBong]

7:05 LOLOL bro walked it off lie nothing happened????? LOLOLOLOL im in tears

[@calebault5857]

“Dudeeee, that was like 14 bucks” 😭😭

[@thelittlegreenball6813]

Dog barking at the package delivery guy! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Slwguy-ol9nw]

The guy who sat there and recorded the printer rocking itself to the edge of the desk and then panicked when it started to fall.

[@dramaticdog337]

Fr, all i can think to make it make sense is that he was (hopefully) so focused on how weird the whole situation was, or on filming it that he wasn't actually noticing how close it was getting to the edge.

[@bubbleman2002]

@@dramaticdog337 You give people too much credit. Most people you walk by don't have souls, since God ran out quite a while ago. It's pretty easy to tell, I'm sure.

[@ratzasse]

11:56 Can you hear the operator making airplane noises? "RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR..."

[@michaellacey9653]

I prefer not to use FedEx for deliveries anymore. It's not just their delivery drivers, but their customer service is also quite disappointing.

[@b_14-m8p]

I hate to see when they're just throwing packages away and didn't even care.

[@PeteTheGrouch]

*WHAT* customer service? No joke, I once spent eight weeks back & forth on the phone this last year, trying to solve a dispute... for all the progress I made, I might as well have been talking to a bunch of trained chimps!

[@userer4579]

With a D-E-I E-Oh ...

[@Roscoepotamus-om6gf]

You’re a sad excuse for a human.

[@casdragon_5939]

better than UPS anyday

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

11:18 When the mail has got to get there!!!!

[@morganfrancis1996]

That Apple Watch saved that dudes hand from getting cut off

[@Isa1ahL33]

Or his wrist getting sliced open. He was shaking, and rightfully so. 😲

[@YZA-IdiotsAtWork-o4e]

5:09 Whoever made this deserves a standing ovation.

[@primeral]

5:04 the pusher probably has zero friends left

[@chadmagnus5850]

Some of these would have made even a OSHA inspector point and laugh.

[@brokenacoustic]

I hope these awful delivery drivers who cant simply do their job right get fired lol

[@WaldoWheresReal]

@@brokenacoustic I hope they stop having crappy days.

[@brokenacoustic]

@@WaldoWheresReal lol I've had plenty of crappy days at every job I've ever had, but I still managed to do my job properly.

[@Bob-ti3uq]

​@WaldoWheresReal if you let your crappy day impact others, you are a waste of oxygen.

[@drdoom8793]

​@@Bob-ti3uqoh the irony

[@casdragon_5939]

Many times you can send the video to the delivery company and its easy for them to figure out who it was and they absolutely have gotten fired for it

[@cg167]

11:12 "OH NO" 🤣

[@fracturedraptor7846]

As an Amazon delivery driver I can confirm that some home power lines are extremely low. You can usually spot it but during the fall and winter when it gets dark super early things can happen.

[@jdhappy7663]

They should have a minimum height clearance. That way nobody has to worry about it that drives a big truck. You would think as a homeowner. You would make sure of that, just so you didn't lose power or whatever the lines were running.

[@Mis7erSeven]

@@jdhappy7663 Or do what other countries do and have the power lines underground so they can't be damaged so easily by falling trees or reckless drivers. Even if they have a minimum height, a car could still so easily hit one of the poles and take down the power line anyway.

[@harryd9782]

That wasn’t their power line. It was a phone or CATV line.

[@casdragon_5939]

@@Mis7erSeven there are underground power lines in the US; I have them lol

[@misseselise3864]

i mean it was in the middle of the day so they had no excuse for not seeing them. they can only argue that they couldn’t accurately determine how high up the lines were

[@Gellybellyyyy]

Guys from 10:12 are NOT done for today 😭😭😭

[@regulustheron2565]

Dude 💀💀💀

[@bingbing-ti2rv]

0:41 Dude thought he had a drift car for a moment. Then he quickly came down to realize it's a 20tons truck fully loaded of gears & water.

[@paulrbrown8032]

The tube on the exhaust had me dying when he accelerated

[@JinxNightcore]

Btw if you are a delivery driver please control yourself because you can get fired or break something very important.

[@chrisco3]

Yeah, but if there's aggressive dogs outside, your package can be tossed into the yard. I've heard of animal attacks on mail carriers before. It's very unfair and negligent

[@lesley4928]

13:58 This clip chilled me to the bone. The fail is that the fire hose is playing above the house, too high to reach the flames. When the camera pans across you can clearly hear a high-pitched alarm begin to sound which means that inside the burning building there's a firefighter down.

[@theburntcookieshub5803]

Good catch! However some crews actively choose to ignore their PASS (the wail). You have to shake your hips every 20 seconds or else it goes into prealarm then full alarm. Just to say it's very very unlikely there's a man down (especially since it's not full alarm, no RIT is active, crew is leisure and recording videos instead of correcting improper attack pronto etc.) Good catch but unlikely.

[@lesley4928]

​@@theburntcookieshub5803Thank you, I appreciate your explanation!

[@CTSega]

Whatever you're doing in the garage, make sure it's barefoot

[@DanaX09]

For real…what a nutter.

[@LoppSweeting]

How do they even think this was a good idea? Pure comedy gold 😂

[@dekelanson5280]

The guy that fell out of the mail truck had me in tears. I hope he was okay.

[@gojiberry7201]

That guy on Zoom in the hot tub!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WackoMcGoose]

2:00 Wow, I've never seen a bridge can-opener a _train_ before. Trucks at least have the "excuse" of dynamically altering their route, but trains know their entire route in advance and the clearances needed, overpasses over train tracks are _presumably_ built to a set minimum standard height, and train cars _presumably_ are built to be lower than that height (their load might not be, but that car was enclosed so a non-issue).

[@appleintosh]

Bridges are not standardized, and all cars are not the same height. Autoracks like in the video and double stacked intermodal cars are the tallest. Whoever signed off on this route is in trouble

[@alexismoore7854]

The burning house at the end is like "when you get a call, but find out it's your ex's place"

[@MrPiter48]

Everyone is stupid, right? Because you didn't make a single mistake. What a wisdom you have my boy.

[@alt5z]

11:17 That's the same postal truck a day later that got away from the driver when first seen at 5:37 🤣🤣

[@funnyeverday-j5u]

"Who knew humor could be this contagious? 😄

[@childress2931]

Rumour has it, that poor dude is still spinning at that car wash.

[@eliasgermer8762]

1:56 - I just LOVE how he seems to become at peace with his new situation. "This is my life now."

[@tranz2deep]

"Yeah I know he gonna drop this ^^^^ now..." Kudos to the FailArmy and everyone like it for getting us aware of these things...

[@mm9773]

My favourite quote from another video is “I told them! Look how stupid they are” 😂

[@Nyssekuoli]

I love it when the coworkers go "are you okay?" instead of "HUUUURGGHHAHHAJAAHEHEE"

[@hoofarted8709]

There are just some people that shouldn't be making deliveries:)

[@m.f.m.67]

Yep, the usual suspects...every single time.

[@AbysmalRandomn3ss]

@@m.f.m.67 Who are the usual suspects?

[@mikemcconeghy4658]

Filling out the incident reports with, "See, what I was trying to do was ..."

[@hyacinthlynch843]

4:47 was freaking brilliant! 😂😅

[@samuelschlinsock7862]

i hope he’s ok, but that car wash one was so funny 😂

[@MAcDaTHo]

@14:14 thank god the FedEx logo was censored!

[@robloxfan4271]

Too bad the rear one wasnt 😂

[@maxtorque5329]

Window cleaning prank was awesome 😂

[@Ghost-fun666]

The video of the guys doing the Kool-aid Man impression is my total favorite. The women who got ran over by a bike did turn at the last second, cutting in front of the biker.

[@seanbordenkircher7854]

Hahaha that wedding photographer, that was the best "Oh No!" I've ever heard.

[@RomnysGonzalez]

Love the guy getting stuck on the car wash 😂

[@davidkulczyk678]

I drove forklifts for years and never had an accident.

[@TenaciousTD]

I used to do early morning stock at Petsmart, and the only accident I ever had was accidentally pushing a pallet full of 50 lb bags of dry dog food off the top shelf and onto the floor on the other side. We were cleaning up dog food for an hour. My manager was really cool about it. It wasn't the first time someone had done that. 🤣

[@misseselise3864]

it’s blowing my mind that, out of the 4-5 clips of forklift-related incidents, most of them involved 2L Pepsi bottles

[@cindydott452]

@@misseselise3864 I think Coke sent a saboteur!

[@Winser2003]

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[@feroxsayshello518]

I'm accident prone so I never drove a forklift lol

[@Angelsky213]

The guy in the carwash had me laughing so hard 😆 🤣

[@jacobbhancock]

That raw fish thing shouldn’t have been in front of that electrical (I presume) panel box. No matter what it was, it was intended for access and that fish counter thing was in front of it, in violation of the electric code, likely, especially if that was in North America

[@misseselise3864]

yeah i think you’re right about it being a breaker box

[@jamesritchey4597]

Yes, in the US, it is 3 feet minimum clearance in front of all breaker panels. National Electric Code 110.26 and OSHA 1926.403

[@peteford4388]

Dude! That was like, 14 bucks! 🤣

[@lenneal6367]

I've seen the car wash one probably 100+ and laugh every single time. The package ones are why I have items delivered to a business address! Boxes dumped in the rain, out in the yard, crushed... and my blue-collar work involving equipment, there is NO 'horseplay'. There used to be, and it was fun and all, until we had a death. That one was purely momentary carelessness and wasn't from fooling around, but it put the fear of God into everyone at the time, and even after 10+ years nobody fools around. Enough people remember it to create a work environment where we don't need OSHA to tell us to behave safely, and I've seen co-workers call out the kids for trying anything at all, and it stops instantly. Done it myself. "We're not scooping up brains again. Cut it out or quit."

[@stevec6965]

Ok, now I have to know about the Brains scooping incident. What's up with it?

[@lenneal6367]

@@stevec6965 I wrote a reply explaining but it didn't post. Not sure why. Employee not wearing a harness on a picker.

[@mrspecialeducation7297]

0:33 I tell ya, there ain't nothin' funnier than a black man's laugh-scream 🤣🤣🤣

[@shayleenparrett2035]

I love it when all the races can laugh and smile together

[@mrspecialeducation7297]

@@shayleenparrett2035 I believe there is only one race, the human race. There are multiple ethnic groups but we're all part of the same race. I think if more people believe this, "racism" would fade into the background.

[@joelmoses565]

That fire truck 🚒 fail was hilarious.🤣🤣🤣

[@marcussinclaire4890]

Looked like confetti came out the top when it fell over. 😂

[@dbblues.9168]

1:49 this one made me flinch

[@KennethWright-d7s]

Laughing so hard, I'm sharing this with all my friends!

[@bibbicus3942]

So many people lack even the most basic understanding of rudimentary physics, but it makes for funny videos.

[@dramaticdog337]

My brother is one of these people. Gets hurt very often in predictable and easily preventable ways because he refuses to understand that physics make his imaginary scenarion where he ninja jumps off a falling building impossible. Cue him getting hurt by wandering off on a decaying pier ruin, fully believing that if it started breaking he would "just run back to land" and instead, falling into a lake because the whole damn thing swayed sideways into the water and swept his feet. And many many many more dumb accident of the same kind, that could have been easily prevented by simply acknoledging that his imaginary version of how physics apply to him and his surroundings are not actually how things work in the real world.

[@MattCantSpeakIt]

1:08 Thats a BIG lego piece...

[@INCREASE.THE.PEACE.]

Respect to the lady who dropped the cake, she was devasted herself and hugged the birthday boy as to say so sorry.

[@harryd9782]

13:32 that’s how the Shockmaster promo in WCW was supposed to happen😂

[@HD4lyfe]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hokage1997]

7:05 every man felt that

[@cindydott452]

He tried very hard to pretend he wasn't in pain.

[@Beth20043]

They cut out the best part of that clip.

[@Amp661]

Squishing the nads and/or gooch. Took it like a champ.

[@kamackmac]

I gotta say, the STANDING on the ROLLING CHAIR is something I learned to never do in like, grade school. The heck.

[@DAMION_999]

“Done for the day” famous last words

[@dlondon35]

Having worked in the construction industry for over 40 years, I have seen some things that. We couldn’t record the accidents or stupidity. I appreciate these “looking back” videos 😂

[@Alberts_Stuff]

It’s 5am and I have really thin walls, and the dude stuck in the car wash just made me lose my shit 💀😂

[@Kragatar]

1:55 That one's terrifying, and gruesome. Pretty sure his ankles got pulverized whipping against the poles on either side...

[@yournightmare9999]

16:10 I can't believe Kurt Cobain is doing that at work

[@agent10pmike64]

Oh no oh no...Oh Yeah!!!

[@thefemboyfamilyvlogs8837]

4:56 that "BONK!" gets me every time! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@trolleyfan]

Please tell me the guy working the crane holding the plane at 11:55 was making jet engine whooshing noises as he did that?

[@wizardofthevalley4767]

I really hope so I was thinking the same thing.

[@WesternIssue]

"Yeah I know he gonna drop this now.." Kudos to the FailArmy and everyone like it for getting us aware of these things.💯

[@RigoniAdventures]

That kids birthday was perfect after that big hug❤

[@mondavou9408]

13:37 Fireball!

[@doomkillerxd3021]

That one guy: bottle My guy: oh no And my Man 😎: OOOOOHHH YYYYYYEEAAAHHH!!! (DEEP MAN VOICE)

[@georgiasmith64]

Hey Koolaid❤

[@TSSAIdiotsAtWork]

That dude broke through the wall like a champ! OH YEAH!

[@gregedwards1087]

14:14, and a BIG WELL DONE to the editor that blurred the FedEx sign on the side of the van but not the back door, not that you couldn't figure out that it was FedEx by the colour scheme under the blur anyway, nice useless piece of work.

[@Innate75]

"Jamie's making his back cut in this big oak tree top and we're gonna be done for today"......You sure are done working there, except permanently 🤦‍♂😂

[@mentalthat1]

Grown men ragdolling/screaming in terror is the FUNNIEST thing in the world. It gets me every single time. 😂😂😂😂

[@mayukhproyoutube7965]

8:03 it sounds like 1930 car horn

[@ivanwilliams7413]

LOST IT at "Blyyyaat!" LOL

[@MrYfrank14]

11:58- brand new Boeing. They spin them around a few times before delivery to shake off the loose doors.

[@FerreTrip]

I thought it was someone basically doing the logical extreme of taking a toy airplane and flying it around making "nyooom" sounds XD

[@rearspeaker6364]

quality control has to start somewhere.

[@FunnyOopss]

😂 This video is pure gold! The fails are hilarious, and I couldn’t stop laughing! The editing is spot on, and the timing of the clips makes it even funnier. Keep up the awesome work, FailArmy! Can’t wait to see more epic fails!

[@johndonahue4777]

"He must be from Utah." That's great!

[@ChrisHarbin-hf5hl]

That dude swinging from the car wash that's awesome 😂

[@dr.robertbennett3452]

11:31 Who watches their vibrating printer fall off the table ... 🤨🤨🤨

[@FerreTrip]

Someone it's not in the job description of to care about, I'll bet.

[@ClaraByrd-g2o]

You always provide clear and simple explanations!

[@michaelcurtin524]

Some of these belong in America's Funniest Home Videos because of how funny they are

[@NoahRogers-dk7pz]

5:07 oddly satisfying

[@Aerie-Music-Official]

7:12 "He must be from Utah" underrated humour

[@DRAG0N_FIRE]

13:31 the absolute DEDICATION I'm dying 😂

[@Jaime008_art]

1:55 I feel bad for the man who got stuck from wash car….

[@Cyraxx1989]

Nah that was hilarious

[@Amp661]

I have to admit. I was laughing so hard at that I cried.