12 Hours Black Screen Creaky Wooden Pirate Ship Rain Sounds in a Thunderstorm

[@captainsleepy]

Ahoy Mateys! I you wanna support the Captain donate a wee amount to our Rum Fund 🏴‍☠️🍹 buymeacoffee.com/captainsleepy

[@thespaztwins4745]

hello?

[@jamesprout9412]

God bless ye sir, it's nice to mix it up

[@franciscohildegardwillima6917]

O👍👍

[@franciscohildegardwillima6917]

O👍oo

[@franciscohildegardwillima6917]

Oo

[@indi__]

i think it's really nice of these pirates to sail around for 12 hours just to make sure i get a good night's sleep

[@minetruly]

It's their curse.

[@haydenarter7505]

Oh a pirates life

[@pickledpeckers7789]

We’ve not been sailin shes been docked to port

[@yankorusev]

😅😅😅

[@claraconlan6557]

Those pirates were much quieter than their reputation would suggest too.

[@barz5087]

I've listened to this every night for a month and we still haven't found land.

[@captainsleepy]

Thar be no land matey that's the secret 🏴‍☠️😁🏴‍☠️

[@barz5087]

@@captainsleepy YAR the sea be a cruel mistress!

[@jcb0249]

@@captainsleepy Aye, No "Land per se, only seven extremely large ships...

[@aftrdrk7263]

😂😂😂

[@OpusBuddly]

That's why you haven't drowned yet! On land is the best place to be in a storm, next best is far to sea, and worst place is just off a rocky lee shore. Have some Grog, mate.

[@LearningToThrive]

Odd how we can feel like we miss something we never experienced. I'd love to stand on that ship again for the first time.

[@shhhh9338]

In the Crows nest A CALL143

[@TheAngelofnv]

Fernweh.

[@ProtoNeoVintage]

@@TheAngelofnv you beat me to it. The word describing the feeling of being homesick for a place you ahve never been.

[@EdinburghExile]

Some of these pirate jokes have me Kraken up.

[@arielcatherine]

This made me miss Kraken dark spiced rum . . .oh, the days I could get my pirate on 💀. . . but 👶 on the way, in 5 weeks, AHHH! Seriously tho, if a drinker & u haven't tried it, highly recommend.

[@christofferhougaard]

@@arielcatherine I'll have to check that out. I play dnd, and I have w kraken miniature ready for when the day comes. Congrats on the baby though! Good luck on life, friend! :D

[@Horatio-Monroe]

Best one ☝️

[@jarrodwalker9099]

@@arielcatherine I drink kraken black spiced rum, it's my favourite, I tried captain Morgans and it sent me on a bit too wild of one, but the kraken always puts me in a good place when I do drink it, next time I'll do double shots for ya.

[@georgehenderson7783]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

[@TechNinja]

Came here to fall asleep. Mission failed. Read Pirate jokes in the comments instead.

[@lukaszepesi]

We'll get em next time :)

[@stevendeleon6123]

I read read in my head

[@CroydonDeBruyn]

Mission failed successfully

[@sorokpyat3629]

so true...

[@mikestrouse]

So far. Lmao

[@robertjeffrey5560]

When pirates cant sleep they listen to 'cozy suburbanite livingroom' asmr

[@Yasmine91646]

Lmao this comment is gold 🤣🥇

[@zerozero2166]

@@Yasmine91646 omg you are right

[@kharnsagara]

Being on a submarine there is nothing I enjoy more than listening to the crackling fireplace in a thunderstorm/snow storm asmr videos

[@andrewhaywood1262]

ASM-ARRRRRRRRRRGH!

[@THEGREY59]

😂

[@skellybones1428]

Woke up in 1563 in pitch blackness on a British spice ship. 10/10 would definitely recommend

[@captainsleepy]

Cheers matey, thanks for listening 🏴‍☠️❤️🏴‍☠️

[@666ruhwtf]

David Bowie's Ghost slavers they are matey

[@l228spn]

A spice ship. Isn't that what brummies use to go to the moon?

[@obiwanfisher537]

@@l228spn No its the vessel of the Spice Girls.

[@someoneyouknow79]

“Hey, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right?”- Ralof

[@johnrambo4252]

Went to sleep listening to this, woke up with scurvy

[@captainsleepy]

Arg, better than the captains daughter matey, he doesn't take to kindly to that 👀🏴‍☠️👀

[@theshadowthie1]

@@captainsleepy real talk tho, why would pirate captains have their daughter along with them on a crew of predominantly male sailors? If he had a daughter at all? It's like bringing your daughter to Las Vagas

[@charlesblasini2134]

@@theshadowthie1 pirate captains typically don't have a home. They stay wherever their ship is docked. The choice is to either bring your daughter or almost never see her again. Plus she can help out on the ship. Cooking, cleaning, polishing weapons, reading maps, etc

[@imferooz]

Pirates don't bring daughters along cause it's bad luck to have a women onboard a pirate's ship.

[@signsofthetimes886]

Here's some 🍋🍋🍋 for you

[@ThatsTheWayWeRoll]

For anyone commenting below who questions the accuracy or quality of the sound effects: RELAX! This video is perfect for viewers who just want to unwind, enjoy the sounds and be peacefully lulled to sleep. They don't care if the sound of the ropes, or sails, or anything else is perfectly accurate. (If they wanted realism, they'd open their eyes and look at everything going on around them in their own lives. And probably scream.) A commenter below made me think of the time when I explained to my elderly father how the old time radio shows in the 30's-40's did their sound effects. When I told him, as an example, that they used to bend a piece of sheet metal to create the sound of thunder.....he looked so sad and disappointed. I don't think he ever forgave me for ruining that illusion. (And I never said another word about any of it, ever again. Think of Ralphie in "A Christmas Story" who desperately awaited the arrival of his "Little Orphan Annie Decoder Ring" so he could decode that week's special message - only to discover that it was a "commercial for Ovaltine!") So, to anyone below who criticizes, think about that. Let people just enjoy it.

[@captainsleepy]

Thanks for very interesting comment and glad you are listening 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[@caleb_güero]

It isn't that far off though.

[@Bmblb815]

I like the sounds of the ropes and wood creaking, it's what makes this my go too. Love A Christmas Story, it's my favorite!! : )

[@holleysdotcom]

Wait...The pirates are just shaking sheet metal about?! Who's sailing the ship?!! 😱😰

[@Rachel_M_]

​@@holleysdotcomthe ships cook and concubine

[@tfcgames191]

Insomnia: NOOO You can’t just go to sleep with random noises! Me: haha pirate ship go creeeek

[@lorcanshadow6182]

U made my day with that comment

[@chazzhitt1417]

You just made my day..

[@torpey1436]

ily

[@sebby324]

I got insomnia too

[@chilies2bad655]

made my night 😂

[@hyporelaxa3612]

Argh. Did ye know a slice of pie in Barbados cost 2 pieces of 8, and in Jamaica it be costin' ya 3. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean. Yarrr.

[@Perktube1]

That deserves a few dubloons, yarr.

[@tim3062]

that was horrible... Thankyou

[@hyporelaxa3612]

@@tim3062 Yarr, I see ye be from Fatbeards crew. With a Hidee Hidee Ho.

[@thegromguy8312]

Nice

[@jerryhoward3287]

I just want to say " Yarrrr" to this comment mate lol

[@CreightonBrown]

My four-month-old stops crying and goes to sleep when he hears this. It’s the best video on KZbin as far as I’m concerned.

[@captainsleepy]

Awww, you made this old pirate tear up a little bit. Happy the wee one finds this peaceful 🏴‍☠️❤️🏴‍☠️

[@PrincessFidelma]

It works just as good on my mum's 492 month old, too 😉😴

[@WoodlouseFairy]

he was a pirate in his previous life, this brings back the memories

[@rrobjchilds]

All hail the algorithm that brought all us non-pirate related people here.

[@northboy7996]

🙋‍♂️

[@captainsleepy]

Ahoy Mateys... All hail the great YT algorithm 😁🏴‍☠️😁🏴‍☠️

[@Atypical_Typo]

Aye!

[@connorbrazier5682]

I was watching astronomy videos lmao

[@reginareece7081]

@@captainsleepy explain "algorithm" real nicely and evenly please..

[@ghostman5620]

About 20mins in I vomited over the side of my bed. Fell right back asleep though!

[@captainsleepy]

I hope there was a bucket Matey!

[@Perktube1]

'Twas probably scurvy…

[@matthewengle4942]

LMFAO 😆😂😂😂😂

[@nurdgurl7033]

😂

[@jaytee2642]

🤢🤮😄😄😄😄😄

[@Kavilion]

Praise be to the almighty algorithm for bringing us here amongst our mateys

[@captainsleepy]

All hail Skynet 🏴‍☠️😳🏴‍☠️

[@Quadrenaro]

My favorite part is when the ship went, "Crrrrrr-grrr-aaaah." And the water was going, "Whssssss. Fwhssss

[@humancentered3447]

That part sucked. You must have missed the part where the ship is all cccccrrrreeeeeeetttrrggggggkkkkk and the water is all ssssssssswwewwwwyyyyysssssshhhhhsffffffffssssssshhhhhh

[@cameronjohnson6054]

Time stamp please

[@LionmaneElsie08]

Mine too!!!

[@bumper7719]

Me looking up a song by just the lyrics be like

[@callumgreig6728]

Cameron Johnson my fav “crrrrrkkkkkkkkgggggggg” moment is 1:30

[@CptSaveAHoe.]

* me trying to sleep to ship noises * my brain: What do you do with a drunken sailor What do you do with a drunken sailor What do you do with a drunken sailor Earl-eye in the morning!

[@M4ttL0nd0n]

Well? Whataya do with with 'em?

[@RexcorJ]

Way hey an' up she rises Way hey an' up she rises Way hey an' up she rises Earl-eye in the mornin'!

[@baeipperle]

Now we're ready to sail for the horn Way hey roll and go Our boots and our clothes boys are all in the pond To be rollickin Randy Dandy-o

[@someoneyouknow79]

Bryce Eipperle Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum

[@iamoneofmany7618]

Ya stick them in an animus apparently

[@jpminor8783]

The ‘sleep well matey’ was a nice touch. A positive message before falling asleep in the middle of the ocean was just what the doctor ordered :)

[@captainsleepy]

Sleep well matey 😁🏴‍☠️😁

[@nickskerrett5240]

It was that touch that made me decide to play it, glad I did.

[@lisav2932]

A little bedtime story for all of those sailing the high seas tonight... Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, “Bring me my red shirt!” The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain’s red shirt, which the captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain, calm as ever, bellowed, “Bring me my red shirt!” Once again the battle was on. However, the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day’s occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, “Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?” The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted, “If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid.” The men sat in silence marvelling at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, “Bring me my brown pants!”

[@captainsleepy]

Haha, good one matey 😂🏴‍☠️😂

[@raidone7413]

I've heard this one multiple times before, but you tell it so well I still laughed

[@d3smash57]

Deadpool would be proud

[@goodrobot1]

I knew what was coming. Still read and laughed 🤣

[@JimmyBags69]

Lol that's good

[@adamgrae]

"Lift ye eye patch over to yer lookin' eye, matey." "Argh, it be blacker than the whale's innards!" "Argh, that is me seven seas, without you, matey..." "...Matey..." Edit: Thanks for 1K! Hope you're all doing well :)

[@joshreape733]

top tier comment

[@jasonmcnally3514]

This doesn’t have enough likes

[@orcs_blood1793]

I was reading it as a song for some reason, but holy shit when I got it... I laughed so hard I woke my girlfriend up.

[@wojcik1239]

This comment brought a tear to me eye it was so good😢

[@tatzecom]

and they were ship-mates

[@isaiah8053]

I spent many years offshore and this is quite soothing.

[@FasterThanSoup]

This is easily one of the funniest comment sections I’ve ever read.

[@Alexisranea]

Leave out ‘one of’, this shit is heelarious

[@thespaztwins4745]

I see more people talking about the jokes than telling actual jokes

[@scpWyatt]

Can you PLEASE make a longer version??? I’m getting tired of clicking replay every 12 hours 😩😩😩

[@captainsleepy]

I'll send over one arm Wille he's a bit bored these days, he likes pushing buttons. ❤️🏴‍☠️❤️

[@kevinpaulson7045]

Best comment yet. Made me laugh so hard.

[@tarzaan2603]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@paulferry7791]

What do ye think this be, a pleasure cruise, me hardy?!?

[@judemelroses9920]

😆 👉🔃

[@sama-vh8ge]

Memories must get encoded in our Genome from past generations because this is nostalgic and I’ve never been on a wooden sail ship.

[@ActualLiteralKyle]

A Pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel tucked into his pants- he’s walking very uncomfortably and the bartender says “hey man you have a ships wheel in your pants” and the pirate replies “Aye, it’s driving me nuts!”

[@captainsleepy]

Haha, that thar was a funny joke matey, extra rum for you tonight 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[@skadigemini]

A BOTDF reference. Holy moly. 🤣

[@roxanneweichinger9318]

Kyle Shepherd,😀😂👍Good one!

[@chazzhitt1417]

@@captainsleepy May I have a share of that rum, it is really needed in my tum.

[@jordanvanderkeyl642]

This has been my go-to joke for a couple years now

[@Shadypirate]

It seems that through our search history the algorithm has indeed brought us merry people together. Reading through the joke section, sorry comment section, we all seem to be light hearted, not taking life so serious people. Enjoy. Good work my friend.👍

[@captainsleepy]

If you can't sleep at least you can have a giggle 😁🏴‍☠️😁

[@judemelroses9920]

Awesome wholesome comment⚓️ Cheers ahoy mate✨

[@fredosaucy2787]

My fatass thought that said chips ahoy matey 🤣

[@captainsleepy]

@@fredosaucy2787 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️😂😂😂

[@spacenerd9499]

this! i didn't know i needed it. blessed be my seafaring mateys

[@denisehiggs8938]

Erm. Ok. Pirate Ship. Creaking. Thunderstorm. Water. I don’t remember searching any of those, but still find myself clicking on the video and listening to it. Reading the great comments rather than sleeping.

[@captainsleepy]

Haha, all hail the YT algorithm 🏴‍☠️😁🏴‍☠️

[@michaelkraus5950]

dude you should make a medievil town or market sounds, that would make me very happy. with people yelling they sell stuff. as if you were walking around in the town

[@TheKnightsShield]

I found this one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onOTlal5ga-jj8U 10 hours.

[@JakeAdkinsOfficial]

@Brandon Brandon hahaha 😂

[@robertgarza3864]

Turn on Skyrim go to one of the towns and put a black towel over your TV, thats good stuff right there 😏

[@jmjedi923]

Yeah but the comment section wont be as good

[@kevc3148]

Another one I just came across, it's noisy kzbin.info/www/bejne/lWaVfGN7lMyBj5I

[@brenttaylordotus]

Instructions not clear - fell asleep and me bed crashed into rocks off the cape and here be stranded waves a lashin' Send ye help, arrrr.

[@ThePapaBear15]

All you need is a few sea turtles, a whole lot of rum and some rope.

[@jakewood281]

@@ThePapaBear15 try using hair for rope, a guy I met once said it worked...

[@1snorelax]

@@jakewood281 be as strong as silk I hear arr

[@georgehenderson7783]

This is exactly what the Black Pearl sounds like in a thunderstorm.

[@captainsleepy]

Cheers matey 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[@claraconlan6557]

Are we not on the Black Pearl?

[@rees1785]

Search history be like: mechanics, music, cooking, Q&A's.... KZbin algorithm: PIRATES GO "CREEK CREEK"

[@kevc3148]

Far right politics, homesteading and a bit of Mozart and here I am

[@KorsarNik]

What kind of music? I think that's the key.

[@ClumsyCars]

@@KorsarNik rap

[@KorsarNik]

@@ClumsyCars lol, yeah, I guessed wrong.

[@roberttorres4893]

NASA : is this how you guys fall asleep in the international space station ? 🤔 Also , do you have to tie an anchor to your ankle so you don’t sleep walk/float away ?

[@blazez4fun]

The best sleep I had in years! But me peg leg ran a whole in me waterbed! Twas a wet grave for both me and me misses arrrh.

[@captainsleepy]

😂🏴‍☠️😂

[@miketheplumber448]

TWAT... me peg leg ran a hole in me misses too. RRRRRR AWW ha

[@Chikkenz]

The “sleep well, matey” put such a smile on my face lol

[@_Cato_]

Honestly though, imagine the existential dread of actually trying to sleep on one of these ancient beasts. The wood creaking sounds comfortable to us, but to the men on these vessels just one rivet cracking could lead to a cascade of the whole ship ripping apart under the constant stress it endures. And that groaning vessel is in the middle of the largest void on the planet, a seemingly endless ocean, with absolutely no chance for help should disaster strike. You are deeply alone, just you and a handful of surly men by your side. And there you lie in a tiny, itchy cot as lightning lashes at the horizon, thunder cracks, wood creaks overhead, and leviathan shapes swim just beneath you. Sleep tight :)

[@SpicyTricialicious]

That’s where the rum comes in.

[@seadog2969]

I grew up on sailboats. It's not really all that different. Boats speak--sometimes loudly, sometimes softly. There's nothing like the gentle rocking of a sailboat at sea or anchor. Later, when I was in the Navy the aircraft carrier I was stationed on passed through a tropical storm. You could see the boat twist slightly when standing on one end of the hangar bay looking toward the end. 3 days of that. The sounds were bit different. But man, I never slept better.

[@_Cato_]

Sea Dog Fitting name :P But I was referencing less-than-modern ships, ones slapped together with just wood and sheer luck.

[@dariat4703]

This creaking is pretty normal. After a couple of days you just stop hearing it.

[@J.Starkweather]

Better than my apartment in this city 🌘

[@RDPoi]

This is not the move when you’re trying to fall asleep drunk

[@captainsleepy]

Haha, maybe you should keep a bucket next to your bed 🏴‍☠️😁🏴‍☠️

[@wormwoodtheburningone1142]

I beg to differ you're just not drunk enough matey rrrrr

[@spacemonkey9000]

Then you not a real sea dog!

[@cotysmith7887]

Drink up me hartys, yo-ho

[@halbutler4059]

Yo ho ho & a bottle of Rum.

[@markwalsh2340]

This was very soothing. I once spent the night on an old ship (The Balclutha, docked in San Francisco) and it sounded just like this. Throw in some foghorns wailing softly in the night and it was magic. All was well in the world. Good job.

[@captainsleepy]

Cheers matey 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[@caleb_güero]

I'm crew member on board a re-creation of a 17th century merchant ship, and it's actually creaking just like this right now.

[@GottaBeAHero]

Wrote black screen in the title, god bless this man so hard plz

[@captainsleepy]

Cheers matey 🏴‍☠️❤️🏴‍☠️

[@ShaneDizzin]

@@austinbaxter1644 it's not political lol it's because if people use their phone/tablet or even computer to play this, they can full screen it and not have it light up the room- not everyone has background play on KZbin.

[@paIeville]

@Austin Baxter reported 😊

[@Lunatra]

All I do it place my phone face down and listen. No light, just sound

[@Björnvar]

12 hours is a long time to be aboard an abandoned pirate ship in a storm, i commend the effort required to record us these sounds so that we may fall asleep!

[@captainsleepy]

It was a pleasure matey 🏴‍☠️🙁🏴‍☠️

[@the_doug_digital]

I listened to this last night because my fan broke and I can’t sleep without ambient noise. I come back to KZbin to look it up and it’s already the first video in my recommended feed

[@Mylegiscaughtinashackle]

I'll never fall asleep if I keep reading these amazing comments. Whether you're meme-ing or dreaming, have fun.

[@leviwarren6222]

My wife didn't believe I took this pirate thing so seriously. That is until she took a feather to my nose while I was in deep REM listening to this. I suppose a hook hand has its drawbacks but on the bright side, that little incident afforded me the opportunity to legitimize my eye patch.

[@buhciumasterblaster]

Bloody classy, aye!

[@juliemonarch7364]

Such poetry! Impressive 👍

[@motorteeth]

Just long enough of a comment that immediately after hitting "read more" I nearly spit out my beer... good one Levi

[@rowdyreese5208]

One of the few people who actually searched this up cause I needed it for my dnd campaign, but these comments are gold

[@isabellevasquez7433]

I love these super specific ambient soundscapes. It gives me a space to play with imagination in a way I only did as a kid. I love them.

[@calibmatlock]

Image it. Its the night before your first battle. You and your fellow Legionnaires have spent weeks sailing on the open ocean. Your stomach is a ball of white hot nerves and sleep refuses to find you. In a few hours you'll land on a distant shore and experience war for the first time. For now, though, all you can hear is Neptune whispering the secrets of the endless sea.

[@BizzyDitchAZ88]

Arrrrg! She be creekin’, Matey! Feelin’ like I need an orange to keep the Scurvy from claimin’ me bones.

[@mike23940]

"Well, not even last night's storm could wake you. I heard them say we've reached Morrowind, I'm sure they'll let us go."

[@kilodewey]

Bless, this is what I was hoping to see 🙏🏻

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

Obligatory "last night's storm" is what jiub calls his dick

[@rkgaustin]

I used to be an adventurer like you.

[@Reclusiveon3]

"You had a bad dream"

[@polynumerous7403]

Quiet! , here comes the guard..

[@TheMilkMan8008]

Do I watch pirate things? No Sleep aids? No Boat videos? No Asmr? No Anything related to this? Nope Was it recommended to me? Well of course

[@POOFAYMANN]

Thank God the milkman is here. Part of the ship, part of the crew

[@Idkwhereimatt]

How do you have 187 subscribers with zero content? That's funny right there. Suspicious so i hit the subscription button. Now you have 188. Can't wait to see the first article of content here. The milk man you funny yo.

[@joeldonald3939]

@@Idkwhereimatt he had me at man-gina! #subscribed

[@Utubeisazzho]

Your ring doorbell Alexa or Siri made the connection for you. Even your tv saw the Johnny dep commercial

[@electricfil]

Nice broom. Or whatever tf that is.

[@mouthpiece806]

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!

[@captainsleepy]

Har har har

[@weirdjest]

It took me an hour to get this joke. -_-

[@mouthpiece806]

@@weirdjest hahahaha! at least you put the work in

[@Brigid.em.Galloway86]

I have listened to this three nights in a row now, tonight will be number 4, and I haven’t slept so well in ages! Thank you for making this!! Also, the comment section is solid gold!

[@captainsleepy]

We are glad to here that matey, conintued good sleep 🏴‍☠️❤️🏴‍☠️

[@notfred1233]

It'd be nice to hear a version of this with some quiet shanties being sung

[@varremattionelli7674]

Literally everything is better with a shanty

[@georgeorwell6066]

Shanties about panties

[@123dantheman78]

Nice, Just got done watching Pirates of the Caribbean now I can sleep as of I'm on a ship. Thanks :)

[@max98-e3y]

This has to be the most unexpected and wonderful thing I've discovered in a long time. Thanks matey.

[@captainsleepy]

Cheers, welcome aboard 🏴‍☠️❤️🏴‍☠️

[@julesskedgwell9166]

My favourite part is when the ship makes the squeaky sound

[@PrincessFidelma]

At first I was super surprised that I read this at the exact moment I heard my first squeaky noise, and was all like Woah, What are the chances???😲 then I realized that it does it quite a lot 🤣 But it was a particularly loud squeak 🤷

[@cameronbarrettmusic]

Not the ASMR I wanted, but DEFINITELY the one I needed.

[@thejellyranger7679]

Me: Avast, ye lubber! Pass me the auxiliary cable Matey: You’d better not play 12 Hours Black Screen Creaky Wooden Pirate Ship Rain Sounds In A Thunderstorm - Pirate Ship Ambience Me:

[@captainsleepy]

😁😁😁🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[@roguewookiee]

Rofl

[@rl2699]

I remember when channels like this first came out on youtube and there are some even to this day that are not like this one. This is actually what a sleep aid is supposed to sound like. There are channels where it's nice and peaceful and right when you are drifting off to sleep you get blasted awake by a commercial 10 times louder than what you were falling asleep to. Now not only are you wide awake but you have to take a blood pressure pill since you are having a heart attack from having a jump scare over a loud commercial but now you have to get up and do laundry from making a mess in your undies and bed sheets.

[@captainsleepy]

Haha, I feel you that's why we disabled midroll ads on all our videos. I would unsubscribe and leave a nasty comment to any video that was meant to help me sleep and actually woke me up instead 😁🏴‍☠️😁

[@jimilove7773]

pay the 12 $ for KZbin premium ...no ads!

[@Kevko85]

adblock??????

[@dougiefresh42069]

Honestly that's what brought me to the comments here...wanted to see if anyone was complaining about ads before I try sleeping but now I'm stuck here reading pirate jokes 🤣

[@kilodewey]

And on top of it being ad free, it's just a black screen so there's no animations on your screen or colors so it helps to save phone battery life!

[@mrplow86]

I use this to go to sleep, and for my daughter I set my IKEA lights to feel like we are on the sea. I feel I just need a rocking bed for 100% immersion. Thankyou, you may be a pirate but are doing the work of gods.

[@captainsleepy]

Awe shucks, ye be making this old pirate blush ❤️🏴‍☠️❤️

[@hashamagraw]

How much does a pirate pay to have his ears pierced? A buccaneer..

[@captainsleepy]

The dentists favorite hour? Tooth Hurty :D

[@Deezuzjohn]

Never heard this one before xD lmao a buccaneer

[@sadshadow6648]

Sleepy Sounds - Black Screen Sleep Aid Videos ASMR ah you mean the tooth doctor

[@brandonconnelly6798]

Yar har

[@davesteidel8553]

🤣🤣🤣....can i please use that joke at some point in this life??

[@deathmetalpotato]

A child dresses up as a pirate for Halloween and goes out trick-or-treating. At one house, someone says “Oh, a pirate! Where are your buccaneers?” The kid says “Under my buccan hat!”

[@FluffyVM]

I 100% love that its black screen!! so perfect for sleeping!

[@captainsleepy]

Glad you love it matey 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[@timohaikarainen3957]

well i have premium, because im wealthy and righteous

[@taterslam0573]

Man I woke up while listening to this now I’m asking myself “why is the rum always gone?”

[@madzilla6812]

Damn Elizabeth probably burned it all again

[@ScrotoTBaggins]

gtit7fit6fi

[@yourangerfuelsme]

Arrgh, What be a pirate's favorite letter? I know ye be thinking it's "RRRR" But me one true love be the Sea, yearrghh ahk ahk ahk!

[@sebrynaryan9003]

Ay, but if it weren’t fer yer e’X’ you’d have never left home

[@DrRichardEw]

Matey, me favourite letter be u

[@jasoncoates1835]

Always sorta figured it was "i"

[@babybiscuit11]

The worst of the worst must be that scur’V matey!

[@gardnerwebb3749]

It be the C!

[@haley9976]

I cannot believe that "creaky pirate ship thunderstorm" is the key to helping me fall asleep every night. What is wrong with me 😂 No but seriously this is the greatest. It's so oddly relaxing and I genuinely have listened to it far too many hours to count. I always put it on my TV with the sleep timer on to shut off after an hour, and it works like magic.

[@captainsleepy]

That's great to hear matey, always glad to help a fellow insomniac pirate 🏴‍☠️😁🏴‍☠️💯

[@JamesChristian-z3u]

NOT ENOUGH SALT IN YOUR DIET 😅

[@ghostman5620]

Rock your phone back and forth and slightly up and down slowly as you read this and other comments.

[@zacharykim295]

Holy shite

[@chrisz9311]

Its Crazy

[@andthatsthewayitis4173]

Hey that works! I also had my daughter splash salt water on me periodically!!

[@WoodRabbitTaoist]

Thanks mate! It's even more awesome when you do that in a rocking chair after smokin' a fatty.

[@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661]

🥴🤭🤢🤮😖😞😔😑😐😑😐🤭🤢🤮😖😣🤭🤢🤮🤮🤮☠⚰

[@catecurl3790]

4am, very light rain outside and this playing inside, should be sleeping soundly in a short while. Goodnight x

[@captainsleepy]

Sleep well Matey ❤️🏴‍☠️❤️

[@Perktube1]

What are you doing awake at 4 am lol

[@noarmtim]

@@Perktube1 hush child, there are others like him here. Lol

[@Lunatra]

@@noarmtim Read the comments! You'll be laughing all night

[@mrs.schmenkman]

The perfect thing to play while reading the long passages in an Outlander book where they are at sea!

[@jebby16]

When you're trapped overnight on the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride at Disney World.

[@l.a.youngevity4339]

At least there's no dwarves singing "It's a small world."

[@susancrockett8978]

Dear God your comment made my day

[@zXiphos.]

That ride was creepy 😭 but fire

[@jebby16]

@@l.a.youngevity4339 That would've been nightmarish.😳

[@TEXASUSA45]

And then Davy Jones theme song starts playing

[@joelnormal4876]

What's a pirate's favourite letter? Now ye'd be thinkin' it was R, but his true love be the C

[@lizp5004]

...&depending on how many months he's been stuck w/his "true love" &crew his new favorite becomes the D!

[@Rubenbauer80]

Saw this joke on the firefighter vs cop joke video.

[@JCL51475]

I thought it would be "I" Aye?

[@royalkuhnt8216]

Always heard it as P because it's like R but without a leg

[@peterlustig6888]

@@lizp5004 bruh

[@cragcat5158]

Not exactly what I expected in my recommendations but well appreciated and actually kinda helps sleeping, and I’m a huge pirate fan. Gotta love the yt algorithm.

[@captainsleepy]

Welcome aboard Matey 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️😂

[@Dottyluvsllamas]

Randomly appeared on my feed. I thought why would anyone listen to this. 10 seconds in started feeling incredibly sleepy.

[@captainsleepy]

Glad we could help matey 🏴‍☠️❤️🏴‍☠️

[@kalebcrossley5279]

As an Australian I can feel this sound deep inside my dna

[@Deezuzjohn]

I feel things with nerve endings. Whats it like to feel inside your dna?

[@vectra1393]

As a dutchman so can i

[@lukebrock-f6j]

Sound's more like scomos wallet

[@Camcolito]

Yeah it kind of does sound like taking bottles of XXX out of the fridge.

[@shanevillis4079]

@@Camcolito XXX??? is that Melbourne drink??? even more hopeless at spelling than Qlders

[@rick3227]

I like how there’s a 3 hour, 10 hour, 12 hour and 24 hour long video. Can’t wait for the 72 hour long one!

[@captainsleepy]

Haha, unfortunately it's not possible anymore, Skynet I mean YT has changed their max video length to 12 Hrs 🙄

[@jacoblynn826]

I listened to this last night, today I started a mutiny inside of a Captain D's, and have buried a box of hushpuppies somewhere.

[@captainsleepy]

Arh, we be long John silvers fan 😁🏴‍☠️

[@bikerbonnieduring8108]

Jacob... My kind of person! Listened to a guided sleep vidio once... imagine, your on a big rock near on a beach, (getting eaten alive by mosquitoes! Specially here in Texas!) Then you hear a voice calling you from the sea... so you walk towards the water 💦 and just put your toes in... (and try to ignore all the minnows nibbling on them!) And then as the sun sets, you wade all the way into the water... (which is freezing fn cold!) and then you dive in... (hitting your head on a rock) and as you float back up to the surface... (gasping for air) you see who was becoming you to the water... (your dead ex who wanted to drown you!) 😱 And now you're getting sleepy... 😴 NOT! 😡 😭 😁

[@andthatsthewayitis4173]

Don't forget the cole slaw and tartar sauce!

[@danielpiper6094]

What is a pirate’s favorite type of intelligence? Arrrrr-tificial Intelligence.

[@captainsleepy]

🏴‍☠️😂🏴‍☠️

[@Lunatra]

@@captainsleepy you brought this upon all of us ye scurvy dog you!!😂

[@PotatoDude2001]

Thank you captain, this helps with my stress and insomnia, I'll be ready to set sail once I wake up

[@captainsleepy]

Sleep well Dude of Potatoes 🏴‍☠️👊🏴‍☠️

[@bigfil1981]

Having been a pirate for the last 300 yrs this is exactly what I needed In this new age of technology! Avast I must sleep now.

[@ninjaisland007]

Whoever downvoted this should be made to walk the plank!

[@captainsleepy]

Couldn't agree more matey 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️❤️

[@chazzhitt1417]

@エービーヤテス Did you just say, "The Black Pearl"?

[@NoNORADon911]

Like when the Govt pretended to toss Osama in the ocean like a Popsicle lol.

[@Kurotrol2000]

Keelhauling sounds more fitting

[@phoenixrising2609]

Aye, down to the locker with dem

[@Player-10]

I've come to listen to this every night the past month or so, and YT knows why I'm here at 2 in the morning and has it ready for me in my recommendeds

[@captainsleepy]

Thanks for listening matey 🏴‍☠️❤️🏴‍☠️

[@AdmiralFroggy]

Is it weird I've always wanted to be at a dock while it's storming like at the beginning of BioShock infinite.

[@stormhardy]

BioShock love!! 🥰

[@gonzalogutierrez510]

Not weird at all matey. There's raw beauty in storms

[@keithbyrne4872]

Plenty of storms coming this winter just stay in safe area 👍👍

[@NecroKitten]

There's always a lighthouse

[@jmac5672]

I found myself reading the normal comments as if they were written by pirates as well! I guess I like pirate comedy. Who knew? Thanks for the laughs!

[@captainsleepy]

I read them all in pirate voices 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[@danielcheek8966]

I slept SO good last night. I’d wake up every once in a while and wonder if the video was still playing and then the thunder would hit and I’d fall right back asleep!

[@captainsleepy]

Glad to hear Matey!!!

[@thapeacock2601]

All it’s missing is everyone once in a while someone across the ship to be heard whistling “yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me”

[@netherworlde]

Only you wouldn't catch an old time seafarer whistling on ship. It's bad luck; encourages the wind.

[@darknessrules2]

I say it's missing whistling Binks brew "it would lovely to the ears but I don't have any cause I'm a skeleton yohohohoho"

[@whitetroutchannel]

get real it would have to be "15 men"

[@StarlitSeafoam]

Or, to sound really authentic, the snorring of all your shipmates, periodic footsteps overhead as the night watch tries to stay awake, and the mumbled dreams of old Dan one hammock over who always talks in his sleep.

[@whitetroutchannel]

@@StarlitSeafoam dont forget the stream of fart noises because half the boats got dysentry

[@peteh.8265]

What in the ever loving fiddlesticks caused KZbin to recommend this to me?

[@captainsleepy]

The YT algorithm is a mystery to us all matey, but glad you're here 🏴‍☠️😁🏴‍☠️

[@wallaceh.9423]

Fiddlesticks lol . That was me mamas language aye

[@catejones3843]

Argh whats happenen to me

[@RolandCook-ld3xk]

Can we just take a minute to appreciate all the time the pirates put into making this

[@captainsleepy]

Thank ye matey, nobody ever stop and thanks us scallywags 🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️

[@samlocke6529]

Pirate goes into a bar and sits down gets a shot of rum and pulls out a picture of his wife then puts back in his pocket gets another shot looks at the picture again over and over so the bartender was like aye what are you doin Pirate says “ when me wife looks good I’ll go home “ 😆

[@Lunatra]

Ohhh shit!!!😂 200 IQ right there

[@toothpasteman3400]

*oof size large*

[@witch8794]

💀😆🤣😅😅😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣LMFAO🤣I AM🤣😅thank you I really needed that, a💀🤣

[@rippi37]

Love it !! :)

[@thespaztwins4745]

that's not even a pirate joke. Replace pirate with literally anyone and it still works.

[@margaretballinger2484]

Pirate pick-up line "I'd like to drop anchor in your lagoon." "Can I shoot me cannon through your porthole" "Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly?"

[@Lunatra]

Damn. This is turning me on 😂

[@Kratos-f3o]

I did I grew up with my dad fishing the Atlantic Ocean I was always calmed by the sea and the storms are fun to me even when everyone else feared for their lives I now live in Indiana with my beautiful wife and I miss the sea and it’s endless mysteries and now all I see are endless cornfields in the summer the only time I get to be home is for thanksgiving until my momma died a few years ago I am thankful that I have my wife she is going to be having twins soon and I hope they will get to see the beauty that I was gifted to see in the ocean and not fear it but to embrace it for what only matters in life is your love for your family snd if possible to pass down YPU and your family’s life lessons so that the next generations of this world will know what this beautiful work contains before we and our future generations lose the chance to see that this beautiful blue and green world is abundant in surprises snd mysterious anomalies that hopefully will be able to witness for generations

[@thesmackdragon]

Not the ASMR video we thought we’d want, but it’s the ASMR video we need. 🖤🖤🖤

[@ams0up687]

Sleep tight pirates

[@SpaceshipAwesome]

The ocean is terrifying, ESPECIALLY on a wooden ship with storms overhead. Why is this so comforting?

[@snekans554]

The Peter Muskrat Army must have blessed me, cause this just popped up in my recommended. I never knew I needed this stuff until I read the title and already felt my ears screaming yes

[@bigbirdthenerd5845]

Did you all hear about the new pirate movie?? It was rated Arrrr

[@Sanakudou]

It would be terrifying to be in a situation where I naturally encounter these sounds (like on an old boat in a storm) yet despite that, I genuinely find the sound so calming and super easy to fall asleep to ☺️

[@pgoessnitzer]

This is great! Maybe for another version add some foot steps on the deck...one with a peck leg sound :) Thanks for sharing!

[@rdoodoo2021]

Thank you, whoever you are, you are saving me...

[@captainsleepy]

You are very welcome matey 🏴‍☠️🙏🏴‍☠️

[@revalarini]

I’m not even sure why but I’ve listened to this for over a month. I really did. It just works! Wish I could find something this good for my bad wooden leg tho

[@captainsleepy]

Thanks for the support matey 🏴‍☠️💯🏴‍☠️

[@caseybug1110]

36 seconds shy of 12 hours. literally unwatchable.

[@captainsleepy]

Sorry matey 😁🏴‍☠️😁

[@dragonmaid1360]

Lol

[@GrauW0lf]

All i ever wanted was a 12 hour video, this is what i got...

[@serenityraehammond8075]

This is the content that helps me sleep. I like hearing these kinds of things.

[@captainsleepy]

Glad to hear matey, sleep well and welcome aboard 🏴‍☠️💯🏴‍☠️

[@s.labrador]

Just bought surround sound and subwoofers and I’m testing it out first in my bedroom. Let’s just say it’s working and when I close my eyes it feels like I’m in a ship. I’ll keep you guys updated if I start dreaming about me being a pirate.

[@captainsleepy]

Haha, well done matey 🏴‍☠️❤️💯