12 Pranks & Flat-Out Dirty Tricks From The Original Roseanne | COZI Dozen

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[@tammyvanlue2417]

Back in the day!Everyone waited for these Halloween episodes from Rosanne. They were the Greatest!!Love it Love it Love it.😍❤❤❤👍👍👍

[@eileenryan2248]

Roseanne is "THE MASTER!"

[@PaintedMoonBlue]

Yup

[@thomasturner3583]

Just like the Simpsons.

[@zach25man4]

Just like home Improvement

[@MajorTeag]

Yeah, they were always great. Home Improvement was great too.

[@mississippimud7046]

Still one of my fav sitcoms don't care how old it is 😂

[@kenhollis6197]

Who cares how old it is? I Love Lucy is still a hot show, after all.

[@SEXYMAN71778]

Exactly

[@cenoviopereira8603]

Sh*ts timeless

[@coreymichael5379]

Without Roseanne the show sucks.

[@hollylynn586]

@Mississippi Mud...ABSOLUTELY 💯🦋😄 I love how real it is...a classic 😁

[@Sierralovescharles]

We don't have shows like this anymore miss it

[@victoryleo8310]

True

[@dropkickmurphy4114]

Back when life was fairly normal..

[@petelancaster6715]

You literally do. It’s called “The Conners.”

[@melanieberthelo9582]

@@dropkickmurphy4114 lol normal

[@jodiburgett7546]

#1 is my favorite!! The woman who played Kathy could scream like nobody else!!!

[@ericwestrick462]

Two shows that did Halloween episodes from my childhood that will NEVER be topped. The Simpson's "Treehouse of Horror" and every Roseanne Halloween episode.... :-)

[@victoryleo8310]

You forgot home improvement

[@mikebloodsworth6346]

I loved the Halloween episodes

[@downloaddd13]

You forgot the Sabrina the teenage witch

[@domisthebomb09]

​@@downloaddd13 ohhh I remember that show I loved Salem!

[@pepshaven6520]

The best prank of all was when Roseanne pretended to be on the phone to her mother inviting her to come and stay and Dan was in a mad panic, until she revealed the truth saying "The Master" and Dan fell to his knees to pay homage. lol

[@andrewbrendan1579]

I remember that! Roseanne was "telling" her mother about being pregnant again AND inviting her mother to come stay with them. It was great.

[@islandblind]

I agree. That was brilliant in it's simplicity.

[@drogo1913]

What episode was that ?😃

[@pepshaven6520]

@@drogo1913 I'm not sure but I'll have a look and see if I can find it for you if you're willing to be a little patient. :)

[@drogo1913]

@@pepshaven6520 of course and thank you 😊 Oh and if it’s not too much trouble could you please see about the episode with the snakes in the bed?

[@beckylynn209]

This show never gets old.. Definitely one of the best!! 😄❤️😄

[@lalaagee8115]

I loved the original when the kids were younger

[@kimmacdonald8489]

You can never replace the original show 😉👍

[@justmeiniowa]

No matter how long "The Conners" might be on the air, it will NEVER compare to Roseanne

[@walterschivo9123]

@Jenn Lovesbert No it's not when Mark is a cross dresser and Harris hates the family.

[@walterschivo9123]

@Jenn Lovesbert It's one thing when All in the Family changed to Archie Bunker's Place and Edith was killed off as the actress wanted to move on, like Mike and Gloria the characters also moved on. Roseanne, the actress NEVER moved on. The character was UNJUSTLY written off. To take what was said to a friend of Obama's that took it about as seriously as this BLM BS propaganda is going way too far. The Connors are a FAILURE and sooner they get rid of it, the better. I rather watch the Walker rewrite over the Connors.

[@baddie1shoe]

This comment didn’t age well.

[@sharongilley3985]

AGREE. ITS NOTHING WITH OUT ROSEANNE

[@Panwere36]

@@baddie1shoe , actually.. yes it has. The only reasons _The Connors_ is still on the are is the COVID and that in order to placate the rest of the cast, they promised them what the CW did with some of their shows.. which was a certain number of seasons to insure the network got their money's worth because they still had to pay on the contracts. The show is horrible, and Big Tech is probably helping to fudge the ratings as well.

[@justjuli3t]

I miss Roseanne 😭😭

[@garcia1368]

I like the one where Dan breaks his nose and Crystal thought it was a prank lmao😅 EDIT Not Crystal, I meant Nancy

[@joshmg25]

I like what Dan said earlier in that episode: Roseanne: Dan, why don’t you pull a prank on Nancy? Dan: God already beat me to it!

[@cherylb5680]

Always looked forward to Roseanne's Halloween episode, it never disappointed. This show had great writer's I still watch reruns and laugh like it's the first time I've ever seen 😂

[@rickyrosario9110]

I do the same best show ever

[@TheSavageBountyHunter]

the electrified toaster one was genius

[@brianbearco]

hehehe I know to funny roseanne hair!

[@mackieme8927]

What a great f’n show!!! Original Rosanne will stand thru time as a great comedy show!! It’s not the same without her on reboot!!! She deserves so much more acknowledgement as a comedian and shows creator!!!!!

[@natalieschannel7675]

“Thank God...I just hate burnt toast!”

[@bellerain381]

Man’s got his priorities!

[@latishatomblin8944]

Kathy's screams are perfect 😂

[@BluntVille]

nun screams 90s more then vanilla waffers lol

[@shutupdonnie8096]

This is the epitome of pre internet life. Simple, everyone knew the same jokes and shows so we all were on the same page. Wholesome and clever. Never will it be this again. Glad I was an 80s kid.

[@michaeloffgrid]

Well said, my friend! You and me, both.

[@ctreve93]

First couple seasons of this show are my favourite!

[@maxnoerenberg6370]

agree.....but when she won the lottery, the show became somewhat dull

[@maxnoerenberg6370]

but then again that was supposed to be a dream Roseanne had, after Dan died of a heart attack

[@cindyprimus77]

Max Noerenberg Dont worry mom and me agree lol

[@shawndamccormick278]

"730, don't dress!" One of the best!

[@kris242]

The Kathy prank is always my hands-down favorite 🤣 I honestly wish they kept her on the show longer. She was such a perfect opposite to the Conners and showed so much potential for great development.

[@brandonbowdoinandfamily895]

O like the weed, episode.

[@Deadpool_64]

She was the Karen of the show.

[@kawika9204]

Liver? 😆😂🤣

[@kris242]

@@Deadpool_64 EXACTLY! She was like a Karen designed from a fuckin science lab

[@garryc.1645]

GREATEST funny show!.... STILL is!..

[@Chris-dp2jj]

The Halloween episodes were always the best.

[@pqlasmdhryeiw8]

The bald prank was genius because Roseanne got set up so many days earlier. Pure craftsmanship!

[@amyhyde70]

That was one of the best sit coms ever. The cast and writing was excellent. Rosanne is a genius. .. and like all geniuses,... she can be a little off in dealing with the regular population. I wish she would create some more content soon. 👍👍🙏🏼👍💥✨✨✨✨✨

[@seansmith3274]

I love it when Dan says "liver" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tonsilsthecat3430]

My number one favorite prank is from the Halloween episode where Dan and Roseanne were competing for "The Master" title. She convinced Dan her parents were coming for a few weeks with a fake phone call, sending Dan panicking.

[@michaelmackenzie4644]

Number one is the best! No you can’t go you’ll tell! Lol! Love that show and all the Halloween episodes

[@CanadianAmericans4Trump]

Omg that last one had me dying 😂😂😂

[@T1000skynetforever]

“Don’t worry Mom. He thinks it’s Becky.” “Oh ok” 😂😂😂😂

[@harvesterofstorms4932]

The part I remember always laughing at in the scene where Roseanne pretends to get shocked by the toaster is when the kids walk in on her fixing her hair that way and she just goes " . . . I've got a hot date!"

[@dianam9028]

😂 The Halloween episodes are my favorites.

[@markusniepmann4804]

John Goodman ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ Love This Man forever ♥️♥️♥️

[@garcia1368]

I miss this show. Roseanne, nothing will ever be as great as this show!😎🤘✌

[@Thedesertguy75]

The original Roseanne show to me is the best realistic family sitcom I've ever seen. John Goodman and her were perfect as a struggling down to earth blue collar couple just trying to get by.. The relationship between Becky and Darlene was as authentic as two sisters could have. Arguing, shouting, making fun of each other and talking about boys and school stuff, puberty issues, first dates...they covered it all. I couldn't see any acting, (when actors don't sound like they are reading off and relying on the script to give their characters a personality, that to me is great acting) it sounded and felt like genuine emotions when they spoke...it was like listening in on a real family's life...with very witty humor.. Aunt Jacky had her issues with insecurities and choosing bad dates, being at their house to much and irritating Dan. Often hilarious that tension... The relationship between Jacky and Roseanne was complicated but believable as sisters that argued, but undoubtedly needed each other. I loved that family growing up. I still love the early episodes as much as back then. She was extremely clever, witty, and truthful. Her show pioneered a lot. I respect her tremendously for being bold. She made a comment on Twitter, I don't give a damn...The Connors without Roseanne was ridiculous. To even think of continuing without her would make me feel betrayed by the actors that were given a stage because of her. That's my take on it.

[@Anne_B.]

Absolutely correct..andnit was a show that reflected very much the real life going on around us but made us be able to laugh about it all for half an hour til we all had to wake up to the reality that it was a reflecti9nnof our lives

[@jeremyfedinic]

The prank on kathy was always my favorite lol

[@PhilospherDjPsychologist24]

"becky's dad, he was blonde too" XD

[@KingPoseidon02]

"When will we learn?" Lol

[@DebbieFan70]

Roseanne is one of my favorite TV shows of all time.

[@ellie1595]

Best show on TV. We miss you Roseanne

[@jimdavis3435]

The Conners all seem forced now without Roseanne to play off

[@djluckeytastic1547]

I don't know about forced

[@FireMinstrel]

Darlene seems medicated now. When she was a kid, her sarcasm seemed to stem from a sort of detached amusement. Now...I just don't know.

[@Vivljo]

@@FireMinstrel _From __#PureTuber_

[@dylanthebiguy]

The bald prank kills me every damn time

[@azraiel1984]

I like how they tricked that Karen.

[@shaunnaweber97]

The Halloween episodes were the BEST

[@RetroHabit82]

The funniest one is when Dan squirted the fake blood in the air and said The Master😆

[@amybeaver4542]

These are the best 💖

[@SuperCzL]

I love Roseanne. It's a shame. I'd still be watching it.

[@sirmojo4537]

The last one was my favorite! "I told him it's just like gutting a fish".😂😂😂🎺🎺🎺

[@gilt2349]

David with shoeshine on his eyes instead of dj was my favorite

[@sjtimmer7]

How about what went on before Roseanne's mom took off her hair, when Roseanne discovered Dan and Fred in bed together.

[@chndlr18]

What about it?

[@kathyhenderson2114]

I thought that would be in this video.

[@dianamarie1652]

Best Halloween episodes ever!!!

[@Grotto76]

I remembered parts of this in my childhood. It’d be the the only thing to watch until Power Rangers would play next but my mom would tell me to do something for her real quick. I realized she did this so I wouldn’t get traumatized.

[@coreyboggs2011]

Kathy was such a great character

[@sabrinay9430]

Before the world got so sensitive, this show was it. Miss those days.

[@Rickythakid7]

Super dan saves the day from evil Darlene lol

[@johnbarton1339]

The best prank was when they had a successful reboot and they all stabbed Roseanne in the back , fired her and then killed her off her own show and changed the name to the Connors! Sending Roseanne into a terrible nervous breakdown! Oh wait that was real and fkn cruel as hell!!

[@chndlr18]

Overly dramatic much? Her actions is what got her fired. I love her too but she made her bed, and now she's laying in it. She's rich and famous, the woman will be fine.

[@truthprevails4386]

@PatronSaintOfTroll not really, she's a comedienne with an opinion. she's the first person to bring gay people and stories on tv, she isn't a bigot. also, learn about her life and you'll see that she isn't cruel. she's just real.

[@truthprevails4386]

@PatronSaintOfTroll oh i understand. personally i really enjoy the early seasons, before darlene changed. and there are a few later season episodes that are hilarious. jackie giving birth is adorable as they show her actual birth photos at the end

[@melissagahn]

The Halloween episodes were always my favorite.

[@coyote5.046]

Back when the show was funny and good

[@wadebarnett2542]

COZI, please start presenting the show in its original aspect ratio. When you enlarge the center to fill the edges of the modern aspect ratio, too much picture material is lost from the top and bottom of the scene. I watch the show on CMT. They know to show it correctly.

[@farmerjer9339]

Roseanne and the interaction between everybody is what made the show what it was.....Tried watching the new version, just wasnt them same! Miss you Roseanne, sorry political correctness killed the laughter....

[@berniceanaya6709]

My favorite episode is with the one with Kathy, where she sees Roseanne pretending to kill Dan and then the said Happy Halloween! Kathy says you are horrible, horrible, horrible people!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deanbarnette1602]

God, how I miss this show!! ❤

[@sharonbibby7835]

My favourite tv show of all time ❤

[@chrism3784]

So stupid for them to cut Roseanne out. She made the show. I still watch it to pay homage to Dan and the rest of the cast.

[@johnstriker480]

Yeah, like imagine having "Seinfeld" without jerry seinfeld!!

[@judethaddeus9856]

Well, she did say something racist it was stupid of her to do that... you do the wrong thing you have to pay the consequences

[@Michelle-pn9xt]

So dumb of her to be a racist person. The entire cast made the show. I will watch it without the racist.

[@williamwest9204]

@@judethaddeus9856 yeah u apologize and move on, ppl do it all the time. Accept now if ur white ur branded forever. Hell she even had an alibi

[@williamwest9204]

@@Michelle-pn9xt ur either a kid or trying to get clout

[@Tashie0239]

Roseanne is my dream family.. this show pretty much raised me.. sad what happened to the show.. was sad when all that unnecessary crap happened with the reboot.. can’t watch the conners it’s just not the same..

[@Anne_B.]

From the clips I have seennits Sara Gilbert trying to be the lead..and she can't act!!

[@princeearly1993]

They kill me😭😭😭😭

[@Fitzwillyfl]

These were the best!!!!!

[@lightninseed]

Next to The Simpsons this show had THE BEST Halloween episodes!

[@leeapple4448]

I love watching Roseanne

[@stephanierosado8135]

This is so funny laughing so hard that my stomach hurts

[@chrisierichards8271]

Roseanne an Tool Time has the best Holiday shows 😂

[@JayDeeIsMyName]

6:18 JOHN IS BREAKING! 😆

[@P1983sche]

When I had a full head of hair I laughed at the bald thing. Now it just makes me sad 😂

[@keithruss4279]

i think it is a tie for #1 she might have screamed in fright but i think dan was truly scared by the master of a fate worse than death

[@Tlevycc]

8:36 gets me every time

[@ithewanderer830]

On a random Roseanne binge because of the slot-o-mania commercial 😀

[@kathconserv]

What a great show.

[@crivket1235]

I was Kathy in Wa. sober , white and neat 😅😅😅

[@walterschivo9123]

12, it's funny until one of your own gets CAUGHT doing that in front of the camera--later called the Stone Cold salute.

[@pawlakar]

FAVORITE 🤣

[@samanthalucas8070]

Roseanne I loved the Halloween Episode They are my favorite From Samantha Lucas

[@Ben-wu8sj]

Killing Dan was really the greatest prank..😂😂

[@tjlove5471]

I wish somewhere would stream all the old episodes ❤

[@TheAeris07]

It's on Peacock and reruns still on some cable channels.

[@nicidevine6670]

Great 👍 show

[@tonyacosta4574]

Lol awesome

[@cagedtigersteve]

Best two were Darlene and Dan. They were my favorites.

[@rickfoshie8272]

loved it!

[@DigitalPorygon2Kanto1998]

Number 1 still is funny af

[@snikerz5886]

I laterally grew up too and compared my family to the connors that the new serie broke my family.. For real Roseanne was always like my mother until she became more conservative.

[@izzygherrera947]

I miss this no iPod no I phones

[@nathanmcdonald610]

3:42 Oh sure I put out everybody knowns that. Darlene what are you doing? Oh don't worry mom he thinks its Becky. Oh okay... This fucking show, lol. It's little shit like that it does so well that cracks me up. They feel like such a real family giving each other real family shit.

[@gladyskrockel1621]

The Konehead Relatives😉

[@ScoobyandShaggy5554]

8:17 that’s a brilliant line, should’ve gotten more laughs considering she’s the only blonde

[@winniethepoohandeeyore2]

They ruined the hell out of this show by firing Roseanne

[@coldslugger8219]

I don’t care if she blurted out a stupid word she was hilarious and a great actor they shoulda kept her, people dont hold on to grudges these days since there’s always a new idiot to piss everyone off on the internet every week

[@captmarvelhero2342]

0:02 1:26 1:50 2:10 2:25 3:21 4:04 4:16 4:35 5:09 5:45 5:55 6:12 7:44 7:52 8:24 8:36

[@laurabeane8862]

John Goodman shaved his head to perform "Waiting For Godot"

[@josephroessler8696]

I laughed so hard I shit myself

[@pamelamorrisonn]

Snake sweat😂

[@angeladennis4667]

I loved the old roseann. The conners just suck