We get drunk and watch The Lorax ft. The Once-ler

[@RAZZLEMedia]

Thank you for being a friend.. :( RIP BW

[@nexxxtime9789]

RIP BW 🙏

[@Amorr53769]

The legends pay respects.🙏🙏🙏

[@grayski3324]

F

[@ynln5158]

Rip 🪦 🙏

[@starryeyed110796]

rip

[@sovtay]

that “get the clorax” comment was *chef’s kiss*

[@MelonHere20]

Lmao I know right

[@Movypro23]

This movie is inherently flawed from the get go 😁✌️💥

[@littlesamu5920]

"Make me do the roarax" got me completely 💀💀

[@kokokokomoviecorner2050]

@@MelonHere20 Wedding Crashers 2005 Full HD Comedy full movies Full length english HD 1080p what movie name

[@shorttaytayplayz5289]

I am the clorax I speak for the bleach

[@codywright7932]

"prepubescent simp sneaks out to see an old man to assert power with a tree" the movie

[@donrummo1151]

Noice.

[@MelonHere20]

Lmao that's it, that's the whole movie right there

[@KB-ke7pk]

@ChryslerPalyer Oak

[@iancortescontreras6084]

Asserts dominance by t posing in a tree

[@kingeugeneh.krabsthyiii3622]

“Prepubescent man finds old mans thick tree to assert dominance” there ya go...

[@naturally_roisin]

"2ft tall and oozing sex appeal" The Lorax MUST be played by Danny Devito in the live action PROVE ME WRONG

[@rosebud6116]

I heard live action Dr Suess movies aren’t allowed to be made but I heard it on the internet so take it with salt

[@gentlesandladymen]

He’s voiced by him I think

[@jasperjay5403]

@@gentlesandladymen he is

[@dormammusofat]

@@rosebud6116 yeah, after the Cat In The Hat movie (which was absurd…ly funny) Dr. Seuss’ wife said NO MORE

[@Fritz1105]

@@dormammusofat I thought it was the grandkid that said tjat?? (Same person from before just different name

[@LiamRFT]

The real questions is why do they all know the names of every minion.

[@Chromaggia]

Thank you. I was just thinking this, and immensely concerned.

[@erincurrie1560]

the minion movie probably

[@Chromaggia]

@@erincurrie1560 >implying that they have watched and enjoyed the Minion movie, possibly more than once

[@maverickREAL]

Two words. Invasive marketing.

[@The_miIk]

@@erincurrie1560 I watched that movie and I can't even think of what the plot was. It was a fever dream lol

[@Lunar_DeBrie]

"They got EDNA MODE???" I am DECEASED

[@GracefullyAutistic]

Ikr?! 🤣 I actually have a crazy theory that O'Hare is the secret love child between Edna Mode and Mr.Hobbs (who's also from The Incredibles).

[@screamindog8772]

@@GracefullyAutistic haha sorry what

[@ks_yes1491]

@@GracefullyAutistic WAIT WHAT ✋💀

[@MuffinOfMaybe]

No capes

[@thekingofhearts43]

1:10

[@DarkHemlock]

"Put me on the Floorax" "Bend me Overax" *I fucking inhaled Gatorade* Made me do the Roarax

[@goobington134]

Penetrate my thorax

[@M1kuf4n]

💀

[@ThereforeTower]

that made me chug borax

[@dakaramotto.]

ALLLLRIGHT

[@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399]

Man we need morerax

[@jonathanrhodes4547]

To this day, that minion is still trapped within Big Bear's Ass.

[@el1ase]

"banana"

[@anarchyd2]

@@el1ase bananana*

[@ragemode1017]

Brother bears ass

[@Lucifersfursona]

It’s a better fate than his peers Forced to slowly decay forever in illumination studios Let them die

[@Wildman-lc3ur]

Hopefully the lorax won't join him

[@Charlie1875]

“We get drunk and watch High School Musical” “We get drunk and watch Horton Hears a Who” “We get drunk and watch Despicable Me/Minions”

[@iamslightlybetterthanyou2679]

“Minions kinda thicc tho” “I’m simping for Gru” “Despicable Me is the worst movie we’ve ever seen”

[@Movypro23]

They should do minions lol

[@reynalyn6287]

You've leaked the next commentary for the months to come

[@dr.k8610]

“What that NOSE do”

[@MelonHere20]

Yes please XD

[@skaisathedutchie7003]

So for anyone that doesn’t know, when this movie came out, a lot of teenage girls started simping after the young onceler. After a while of fan art and stuff, they wanted to ship him with someone, and him not having any close relationship with anyone in the movie, people made AUs of the onceler, the most popular being the onceler (the hipster one) and the greedler (the onceler in the green suit) and shipping them with eachother. There was a bunch of other AUs, and it got to the point where they made a rp series called camp onceler, and it was awful. Sarah Z made an hour long video about it a while back, and it goes over everything.

[@fisticuffs12]

it was glorious. i love an entire industry of askblogs fueled by nothing but raw sexual energy towards one of the least sexy characters ever.

[@whiskeyshaw8818]

After reading this, god sending COVID was justified

[@Formula_Zero_EX]

@@whiskeyshaw8818 for real, though God could’ve done that sooner tbh

[@Bubbly_Dragon]

The biggest selfcest fandom ever, and it will never be topped

[@thespicecorner]

@@Bubbly_Dragon tell that to undertale

[@hotgrapescomics]

My favorite part of this movie is the main character and his love interest are voiced by professional singers and yet they are the two characters who don't sing

[@ThePsychicClarinetist]

I didn't even notice that. 🤯 Thank you for bestowing this knowledge upon me. 🙏🏼 I deadass don't know how I missed that entirely. 🤣

[@acedelta12]

Now I wish they sang together.

[@Proserpira]

And they're also terrible voice actors somehow??

[@gracecw]

i think it’s because it might cost more for them to sing since they are professionals 😂 either way it’s hilarious

[@Soulraven2735]

So Illumination pulled a SpongeBob Bowie?

[@GlorpusGlupus]

“Did that minion go up his ass???” “Yeah” “Oh word” I lost it

[@RuRyRyRyan]

If I was there with them, I would say that bear squashed that minion

[@RuRyRyRyan]

@@hybridvenom9 ?

[@RuRyRyRyan]

@@hybridvenom9 I can easily if that's really a Read More.

[@RuRyRyRyan]

@@hybridvenom9 I'm not falling for that. Nice try for the 3rd time

[@RuRyRyRyan]

@@hybridvenom9 I'm outta here

[@Styxintheriver]

It so bizarre that the only two characters in the movie that barely sing are played by Zac Efron and Taylor Swift

[@shadetee234]

Technically, Taylor can't sing in the movie without Illumination getting into legal trouble atm. If she sings, that will be getting her music label involved which would be a hassle for Illumination.

[@Treeeee2008]

​@@shadetee234If that's the case then why didn't they just get another actress instead of wasting money on a SINGER??? And don't tell me that it was for marketing reasons because there are several famous actresses, some even more popular than Taylor Swift at the time, that would have been perfect for the role without worrying about music labels.

[@fillbert6690]

I’m genuinely shocked they didn’t make a “Vore-ax” joke

[@dhampir_days]

I think they did but then again I watched this at 2am last night on a sugar high

[@donnergrober179]

I think they did at 10:21

[@sugarbear4865]

@@donnergrober179 that one was “Over-ax” (tho they say it like “oh-VORE-ax” so I see why you thought so)

[@ceecee6521]

Hmm, NO.

[@recklessragdoll2552]

I am Going to slam you again the Floor-ax

[@DreemyDreemz]

The fact that they simp over literally everybody BUT the one guy who has an entire fandom dedicated to him is hilarious

[@lizardman1095]

@Shaggy the onceler had a fan base on Tumblr about him fucking himself. (Past onceler fucking the suit onceler)

[@degenerat9329]

@@lizardman1095 not onecest pls

[@R0man.Geck0]

@@degenerat9329 it cost you zero dollars not to say that.

[@Mizikame]

I remember shitting on their fandom back in the 2012 Tumblr Days and got over 60 Reposts on a text-based post that put down that the Onceler is a type of character NO ONE should "idolize" and got a bunch of hate mail xD lmao

[@degenerat9329]

@@R0man.Geck0 and yet here we are 😔

[@brickmastere5535]

Alan's confusion over the Onceler and the Lorax physically hurts

[@jch__productions9246]

Take a drink every time they make a joke about a character performing sexual acts , you get drunk quick

[@hollhoz7661]

You would be guest on this channel

[@averymartin1327]

Way ahead of you

[@kurinthekitty6842]

I'm drunk

[@kokokokomoviecorner2050]

@@kurinthekitty6842 Wedding Crashers 2005 Full HD Comedy full movies Full length english HD 1080p what movie name

[@bryanwhite5114]

It’s literally the only joke they ever make

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

Alan's inability to process that the Lorax is not the Onceler is both bizarre and hilarious lmfao

[@streetpunkstreams4730]

Alan? I think you mean Chili God

[@acreativeeccentric.9312]

@@streetpunkstreams4730 chili god? I think you mean shut up.

[@quarkonium3795]

@@streetpunkstreams4730 Don't you mean Butter Lord?

[@simply_a_clown]

@@quarkonium3795 y’all talking about Crazy Nut Boy?

[@recklessragdoll2552]

@@simply_a_clown you sure you guys aren’t talking about Flick Freak?

[@Ct-4756]

I am the lorax, I speak for the trees. Cut down my home, and I break your knees -The Lorax

[@sabato5223]

“This is your mans? We need to clean this shit up...get the Clorax” best.line.ever

[@patchtheservicebear5325]

Perfect timing lmao I read this at the exact part of the vid

[@obrienluvr7748]

@@patchtheservicebear5325 SAMEEE

[@mizzyzenzei]

Wait.. Wen?

[@angelinatheweird366]

@@mizzyzenzei 14:41 I think

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

" So this is the guy everyone's simping over?" Danny Devito? Fuck yeah. Since time immemorial.

[@screamindog8772]

stop calling him an oyster guys, he knows he’s the most dominant sea creature

[@connorauclair7740]

Who doesn’t simp for Danny Devito

[@calciumstealer2448]

@@screamindog8772 this implies that an oyster is not the most dominant sea creature

[@parkchimmin7913]

@@calciumstealer2448 You’re right. The dominant sea creature is the mantis shrimp. It wakes up and choses violence 24/7. Edit: the Chad shrimp

[@smusky4643]

Me when your mom

[@BruhMoment7685]

They really cut out O’hare singing let it die, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@RemHayden1806]

If they cut it out it probably means they didnt say much about iit

[@candlemasquerade6646]

Your username matches so well with it tho- XD

[@RemHayden1806]

@@candlemasquerade6646 profile picture fits aswell as the name

[@AllBarkNoByte]

We have the same name

[@candlemasquerade6646]

@@AllBarkNoByte LOL WAIT

[@silverhawk8699]

Can't wait for the mustache ride jokes and/or simping for the grandma

[@Jazker_da_thief]

Or aunt Grizelda

[@jakewilliams1921]

Damn, they didn't even last 10 seconds before making the mustache joke

[@leafinx]

I mean u weren’t wrong

[@queubee]

the prophecy is true......

[@MelonHere20]

XD

[@rosykindbunny1313]

My theater group did The Lorax. I was the Young Onceler. Seeing this (and the Onceler fandom of course) makes me laugh so much. Such strange and good memories.

[@mr.moviemafia]

These guys have NO idea how big of a fan base The Once-Ler had, do they? His character led to an unprecedented level of simpery unseen since, so much so that he was shipped with HIMSELF

[@bunkpunkofchump7819]

And they were lucky to have not experienced such hell

[@BaegolBread]

he was also shipped with dream y'know.. the youtuber

[@bunkpunkofchump7819]

@@BaegolBread wait really!? Oh my gawd🤢 poor dream

[@silveranimati0ns565]

@@bunkpunkofchump7819 it wasn't really hell but it was intresting and memorable😂

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

@@BaegolBread makes sense. dream is just as fucking bland. Fucking toxic fans.

[@coolguyyy9071]

When this came out girls are simping over The Once-ler. What a time 2012 was before simping was even a term

[@COSun25]

*shudders* That was a chilling time.

[@Honestlynothingelse]

Well they predicted some guys simping for egirls or simping for that one girl on twitch

[@creed8712]

They were starved for content they shipped the Once-ler with himself. It’s called Oncest

[@Maineh]

@@creed8712 You did NOT need to remind us of that.

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

I still simp for him 😳 *kill me*

[@chloeprice9649]

The fact that they cut out "You Greedy Dirtbag" *blasphemy*

[@Jack_S_9903]

“We get drunk and watch Gnomeo and Juliet” “We get drunk and watch Fred the Movie” “We get drunk and watch Trolls” “We get drunk and watch Alvin and the Chipmunks the Squeakquel” “We get drunk and watch Shrek the Musical” “We get drunk and watch Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius”

[@catzgaming1857]

"We get drunk and watch Open Season" "We get drunk and watch Twister" "We get drunk and watch Space Balls"

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

Gnomeo and Juliette was honestly good imo.

[@vagineer7428]

“We get drunk and watch The Grinch Musical Live”

[@Kk-hf9cv]

Trolls is a better high movie than drunk movie

[@samac4323]

We Get Drunk and Watch Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) We Get Drunk and Watch Wallace and Gromit We Get Drunk and Watch The Cornetto Trilogy

[@dominicscreativefilms]

If you want a movie with an ACTUAL thicc character to simp over, I got one word... Robots. You'll thank me later. 😏 EDIT: Took a year, but we finally got a Robots reaction. LETS GOOO!🎉

[@heathern8043]

HAHAHAAHAHHA

[@notusingthisyoutubechannel8114]

*PFFT- W H E E Z E*

[@akeishaalconbueno6266]

is that the round robot guy or the thicc grandma?

[@Soda_POPPERS]

@@akeishaalconbueno6266 both work tbh 💀

[@dominicscreativefilms]

@@akeishaalconbueno6266 meant the grandma, but now that you mentioned, I do see them simping for him too.

[@thesmitherswigger]

The fact that they kept the bear with a minion in its ass an ongoing joke through the entire movie is amazing 😂

[@mrsnrub6848]

Imagine what the film would of been like if they kept the original darker tone and had "Biggering" instead of "How Bad Can I Be?"

[@RiseOfTheKumquat67]

A Lorax stage musical with the tone and style of Biggering would probably be a huge success.

[@el1ase]

Honestly, it would be so much more watchable than this movie

It would still suck ass because the problem of the movie isn't the tone, is the plot.

[@thelingeringartist]

@ it’s not even the plot it’s the fucking studio. Illumination is garbage at making any sort of movie that actually portrays something other than “haha funnneee for kids” stuff.

[@ozzywalker609]

Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing a darker version of the Lorax.

[@Everik-ct6pg]

You know, the “all Dr Seuss movies have a town” thing is actually valid. All of them take place or feature some town (whoville is used twice as the main Town, both in all of the Grinch adaptations and Horton Hears a Who). It's a weird but interesting constant, considering that The Lorax didn't even have a main town like Thneedville in the original story, from what I remember.

[@cleothehermetichermeticist8391]

No the original book is literally just the kid walks up the tower, the Onceler gives him his life story, and then basically gives the kid the seed and the story ends. They made up the town and all that for no reason other than padding the runtime.

[@christopherjohn7442]

I thought The Grinch, Horton Hears a who & The Cat in The Hat all have Whoville?

[@goldenequals4203]

@@christopherjohn7442 the main characters of the Cat in the Hat are humans. I dont think they're Whos. But Horton and Grinch have Whoville in it.

[@retrochimdev3868]

@@christopherjohn7442 CATH's town was Anville if I remember correctly

[@Everik-ct6pg]

@@christopherjohn7442 The town in The Cat In The Hat is called Anville.

[@CoraCreates]

16:45 that’s a surprisingly good o’hare impression. It’s not perfect, but it sounds extremely close

[@Know0127]

This line in Zacks voice lives in my head rent-free

[@audrey0554]

"Razzle has kinda made a career on wanting to hammer a lot of nature's innocent creatures" couldn't have said it better myself

[@MJHootHoot]

Damn.

[@midnightheart5905]

"I will gladly pound you and your moustache into the ground!"

[@An.Alternate.Account]

*"IS HE GOD?!"* The Lorax: *[plops out of the stump]*

[@CoraCreates]

With a body like that, he might as well be.

[@tessadelafuente9318]

Yep.

[@hopelessamaturerougeofhope4399]

"He can sit on my minion any day"

[@warriorsworld4638]

16:14 T H I S D O E S N ' T I N V O L V E Y O U

[@alonztec2953]

I feel this is just a cover up for their crippling alcoholism

[@rodoesyt]

same

[@grellsutcliffe8265]

You'd need to be an alcoholic to get through half the stuff they watch tbh

[@zeallust8542]

At least they decided to cover up their alcoholism with something that makes a little money lol

[@nutsandbolts1264]

If I had a dollar for everytime someone simped for the Onceler during the premiere I could probably start my own Thneeds company

[@kokokokomoviecorner2050]

Veritas_Prince of Truth (2007) (English Movie)

[@fannynoeliahuancabustillos6345]

@@JuBeeZ106 same nlg

[@denyhaguilar679]

Wich is alot and wierd that happend billions of times

[@fizzy_buzz]

OMG TICK I LOVE YOU

[@CoraCreates]

“The most beautiful place…” “This guy has the most punchable face” They have become musical.

[@lonesavior]

I wanted to put a "time until they say something horny", but it was literally within the first second. All I can be thankful for is none of them capitalized on "The Vore-ax".

[@nicripolas816]

Honestly getting sick of the horny. It's not funny anymore and it's like 80% of all their videos.

[@benjirivoh]

@@nicripolas816 well, I don't know what to say, that's literally 80% of the content on youtube. but you know, if you aren't satisfied, you don't have to watch them..

[@nicripolas816]

@@benjirivoh Thanks Captain Obvious

[@mangoslormpy7618]

Thank god XD

[@necnec2668]

@@nicripolas816 They are drunk tho, so you can't really blame them for not coming up with original jokes.

[@RAZZLEMedia]

Alan looking at these views and likes

[@KoolKidsWearSweaters]

I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it

[@N8D0GRealLife]

Where's the butter sticks

[@borbleborb4586]

Do a Tron Legacy drunk reaction

[@SkyCube.]

@@KoolKidsWearSweaters uh oh

[@4ndr3dahbarber]

@@KoolKidsWearSweaters Alan u have to do it, we don’t care if u were drunk, u gotta do it for the boys

[@drippiestz]

I love that 90% of the commentary was just “Damnit Alan.”

[@mom2vickie]

“We get drunk and watch coralline”

[@fbiagent9666]

"Not praise worthy, 0/10, literally a skeleton- DAMN!"

[@quantumdisappointment5711]

Oh god i hate that movie

[@matheusc.7614]

@@quantumdisappointment5711 why.

[@basilbat273]

@@matheusc.7614 two words *childhood trauma*

[@lostinthestars_]

I love ur pfp

[@masterseal0418]

“I am the Borax; I speak for the bleach!” There. New advertising idea.

[@adulttswim6676]

the fact it wasn't "I am the Clorax" is a crime

[@pumpkin6192]

Sounds like a bootleg

[@TronicSSJ07]

5:39 Young Onceler: “The most beautiful place.” Ryan: “The most punchable face.”

[@algorithmoverlord1051]

These guys drank a whole case just starting at the “Play Movie” screen

[@redgunnit]

5:38 "The most beautiful place-" "The most punchable face." Even 3 decades after he died, Suess is still making people rhyme.

[@dre5586]

Even in the discussion, there’s nobody fussin’

[@El_Omar2203]

11:13 I love that primal "NOOO!" they shout at the scene 🤣

[@yaboiitito]

“That dude is not even a little bit down with the thickness ” 😂 they went all out with the puns and jokes

[@pormpfspimperton6804]

Thickness

[@screamindog8772]

@@pormpfspimperton6804 ah yes

[@randomfandoms6769]

They're gonna simp for either the Lorax, the Onceler, or both. I'm calling it. Edit: So they simped for the Lorax and fucking hated the Onceler. Yeah, makes sense.

[@xblade149]

The natural order

[@erincurrie1560]

Theyve simped for almost every character

[@akiiame_]

I mean, do you blame them? The Lorax is definitely the more simpable one here.

[@lordrathut]

The Onceler is not down with the thiccness and has zero likability

[@lou626]

@@akiiame_ yeah i love mens with mustache❤ i wonder why theres no so much human ver. Of the lorax

[@Cyanability]

17:26 the combined silence while Betty white sang :,) Rip Betty white, absolute legend ❤️

[@Chromaggia]

our expectations: _razzle simps the onceler_ reality: _razzle simps close to everyone but the onceler_

[@infamouscashew]

One day you lads have to “Get drunk and watch Hoodwinked” it’s such a wonderful fever dream

[@ellacummins2105]

Loved that movie growing up. I was so disappointed with the sequel...

[@robertwallach1828]

It's actually not a badly written movie, but the animation is horrendous.

[@fairlyviolent6265]

Please. I loved that movie. The animation is a bit uncanny but it was actually pretty fun to watch.

[@megancorcoran9188]

I would pay so much money to see this

[@joyc.e.7511]

Hoodwinked was pretty fucking good though.

[@dorkistarzzz]

The fact that Alan does understand the “lore”ax

[@quixotix9540]

A lotta people don't seem to realize the... nature of this movie. it's illumination mate, it was already gonna fail.

[@anthony......]

illumination movies truly are terrible, aren't they

[@frohn9461]

This movie is one of the best things ever made m8

[@vanillakilla23]

The “nature” of this movie.

[@kokokokomoviecorner2050]

@@vanillakilla23 Wedding Crashers 2005 Full HD Comedy full movies Full length english HD 1080p

[@Autismo_the_Impaler]

@@kokokokomoviecorner2050 stfu

[@joelmccann9869]

You can tell they’re drunk because they thought every character was the Lorax

[@cramerfloro5936]

14:51 "I'l tell you something: When the last tree is cut down, The last forest destroyed, You'll realize, that you cannot eat wood!" -Pinocchio

[@deaconpoole7577]

They kept talking about how the Once-ler had no sex appeal... and I just kept getting flashbacks to Tumblr’s Oncest fanaticization

[@mullisaukko423]

ONCEST????? That sounds like an incest ship 🤮

[@DonutTPOTer]

@@mullisaukko423 it's literally pre-thneed onceler and rich onceler fucking. selfcest

[@youhateitwhenispeakthetrut5075]

Do you remember when the only person people shipped the Once-ler with was himself and the fan base got to crazy they started making different AUs for the Once-ler just to ship himself more. The “good” old days 😬

[@rhayssalopez]

@@youhateitwhenispeakthetrut5075 what more can we say, right? Who would look at your evil version and want to fuck it? Self love is something. Perhaps Gaston would do that, he loves himself too much

[@onelovelylilidiot4959]

The tumblr sexyman curse. It can never be reversed to those who know of it

[@okami-chan9772]

Honestly, with the whole "Is he the Lorax" thing reminds me of that one meme about some anime guy trying to learn and speak Japanese while talking about a pigeon/butterfly. 😂

[@midnightheart5905]

Onceler fans seeing the Onceler for the first time: Is this the love of my life?

[@MikeyMak2214]

I ironically loved this movie when I was younger. TBH I kinda still do.

[@frohn9461]

I unironically love this movie

[@Jazker_da_thief]

Yeah, even thought it's ruining the original Lorax, it actually Made me laugh

[@logansymmes2193]

This movie fucking slaps.

[@Ghostinthesheets]

This movie isn't top tear for me, but I still like to watch it.

[@kokokokomoviecorner2050]

@@Ghostinthesheets Wedding Crashers 2005 Full HD Comedy full movies Full length english HD 1080p

[@lordcooler1687]

"We will simp what we wanna simp and thats the lorax"- Razzle 2021

[@notderekvinyard]

15:30 bro really pulled a soarax 💀💀

[@gillygills123]

The boardgame clue has a movie. Just wanted to put that out there.

[@RAZZLEMedia]

I love that movie so much! - Alan 💚

[@natyc19]

That movie is a lot and it would be amazing if they react to it.

[@catseatmeowmix690]

And so does TETRIS AND ITS LIVE ACTION (well not yet)

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305]

Clue is great though, weirdly enough

[@madisonbrooks7537]

Isn’t that the movie where they had the audience choose the ending?

[@drats1009]

"When the last tree is cut down The last fish eaten And the last dream poisoned You will realize that you cannot eat money" -A guy who tried to eat pennies

[@cramerfloro5936]

"I'll tell you something: When the last tree is cut down, And the last forest destroyed You will realize, that you cannot eat wood!" -Pinocchio

[@Itsalladream678]

14:41 is the best joke I've heard all day

[@ViaGoth]

“A blank space where her talent should be” all of these song puns are killing me 💀🤣

[@theblackswan723]

The original song was more depressing and would’ve given more meaning but...gotta make it kid friend

[@omni8568]

Bruh legit Biggering is such a good song that I’ve had it in my head for like three days now lol

[@Alex-mu6sm]

not kid friendly, just can't let people think destroying the environment in favor of profit is evil :/

[@alyssabullock6421]

YO, my thoughts exactly!!

[@PrincessOfTheWholeUniverse]

And it was a banger too Why'd they cancel it ;-;

[@savannahlevy97]

The original song is INSANE. Songs don't usually give me chills but that one sure did

[@MoonLotus69]

15:21 did Ryan legit search up the bear R34?

[@GusMcGee1]

“We get drunk and watch Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules” bc yall loved Rodrick so much when you watched the first movie

[@deathbydank3206]

Say what you will about the movie, “Biggering” is a fucking banger.

[@ks_yes1491]

Yes it is 😌😌

[@kittenkatt506]

Agreed 😌

[@Bombsbombsbombs]

a shame it was cut

[@kzali901]

"I lived. That's Betty White's Slogan." ...😭

[@pup64hcp]

16:57 "I lived bitch" *"that's Betty White's slogan"* DAAAAAMMMN

[@kermit00000]

😔 r.i.p. Betty White

[@pup64hcp]

I completely forgot I made this comment. Rest in peace to a legend

[@kermit00000]

@@pup64hcp It's sad to see such a legend die

[@LunaticoniSolar]

Rest in Peace

[@connormccutchen2720]

In 7th grade we made a “time capsule” for when we graduated. I just left a note with the script to this movie.

[@drewtheshifter2226]

*LEGEND*

[@jessapop]

Amazing

[@CoingamerFL]

That is fucking amazing

[@pokemon_trainer_isaiah]

You absolute madlad

[@jordynmoss3895]

RIP Betty, I loved you in the Lorax. shoulda won an Oscar for this one smh my head

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

I can only imagine how freaky that night between the Onceler, the Lorax, that bear and all those other animals musta been

[@paumendez2004]

"They got Edna mode?" I lost it🤣

[@MasterChiefSpartan117]

13:33 You guys literally missed the best joke of the movie 🎬

[@KC0407]

That's a woman?

[@bespectacledheroine7292]

I didn’t see the movie at the time so the Onceler fandom’s jaws didn’t get to me, but when I first heard his big number years later I almost got it. It’s kind of a banger.

[@brittlekneesmgee3674]

There's an even better version that was cut from the movie called biggering

[@bespectacledheroine7292]

@@brittlekneesmgee3674 Regardless I'm kind of surprised even just the watered down version didn't sway them because it's a pretty cleverly handled villain song I thought. But I guess asking that someone like one redeemable thing from a nigh irredeemable film is too much.

[@retrochimdev3868]

@@bespectacledheroine7292 I don't think they actually pay that much attention to the movie my guy (not to disrespect them)

[@bespectacledheroine7292]

​@@retrochimdev3868 *title literally mentions being drunk* ....Nah, surely they're paying attention. :P

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

@@bespectacledheroine7292 honestly, true. Plus as Ryan said "this guy has the most punchable face." And I completely agree, Onceler has a rocken twink bod but much like Vin Diesel he's a bit of a butter face lmao

[@NekoChanSenpai]

The fukkin universe has aligned the second wave of Once-ler fandom with the Danny Devito fandom, and it hath produced this very specific gold.

[@screamindog8772]

dude Danny devitos got more than a fandom it’s a whole kingdom now

[@rosebud6116]

Wait.. second wave?

[@buffyharmonix4518]

My favourite razzle gag is Allen saying he will do something then see a video of him doing it popping up. Comedy gold every time

[@jakek1735]

I love how their entire take on the Onceler-simping fans is just being angry that they aren't simping The Lorax instead

[@notaboomertree4141]

You google "Marriage age" and "Marriage age in Theendville" pops up "Was that a JoJo reference" and "Is that the lorax" give me the same vibe

[@vinyldash2333]

Holy fuck it does.

[@SpiderYeen]

I did that. Result: 6.

[@kaydubsthekoifish]

I did that. Didn't get it. Looked up both "Marriage age" and "Marriage age in". Might be a region thing.

[@amayah4598]

HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY DOES!!!

[@kaydubsthekoifish]

Well I tired it again, and still didn't get it.

[@DSMWannabeLinguist]

First ever Razzle video and “yooooo drip” got me convulsing at my desk

[@Digital_Amoureuse]

*I want "did the liberals cancel this one" on a t shirt*

[@jikoai8709]

Me too

[@kokokokomoviecorner2050]

@@jikoai8709 RED EYE (2005) FULL MOVIE - Rachel McAdams

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

If I saw someone unironically wearing a shirt that said that, I'd unironically vomit 🤮

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

@@apassionatenerd.3564 How can you tell if someone's wearing a shirt ironically or not

[@leviticus2001]

​ @A Passionate Nerd. I'd have a stroke.

[@thanosthefarmer]

‘We got drunk and watched X movie’ has turned into ‘we got drunk and simped for every single fucking character in X movie’ and its hilarious

[@pikachu37887]

I'm surprised they didn't react to the "That's A woman?" Quote. That shit got me rolling up to heaven

[@scarypickles3473]

Love how they think that the fandom is about the Lorax the whole time 😭😭

[@Bon-Bon2402]

12:00 This part made me legit have a laughing lung attack along with me falling off the couch-

[@rinkothelad]

That GROAN!!! WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY?!?!

[@creaturecultking7119]

YUMMY

[@angrybirdsswagplush]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KC0407]

I'm crying 😂

[@Amsosorryscotty]

6:50 I love how they get annoyed and angry at a stupid question

[@ThaFleaMeista]

I cannot believe no one ever said “have me begging for more-axe” disappointed.

[@itsthekyle8841]

Are we just gonna ignore “Down with the Thickness”?

[@pizzawashere8940]

That killed me XD

[@Stxrawb3rri]

SO.. this video was one year ago… NOW tiktok LOVES the Onceler ( so do I ) and we’re all simping over him

[@michaelbiscay9836]

"Is that little kid played by Zac Efron?" "Someone is." 😂 Underrated.

[@dreadman8210]

That bit when they named their “minions” slayed me

[@burnt_0range319]

“Get the Clorax” MURDERED ME.

[@elgordobondiola]

"we get drunk and watch minecraft: story mode, the Netflix series"

[@cookiecatshroom]

Oh fuck I'm getting flashbacks to that one audio of a guy laughing hysterically at Reuben xD

[@syntheticsaturn]

i'd say play the game instead since it has all the episodes, but it's surprisingly difficult to pirate that game. -also the second season is actually kinda good-

[@Emily12471]

@@syntheticsaturn I mean... At that point it realized how ridiculous it all was

[@CoraCreates]

If they predict the ending of episode 4 like RTGame did, I swear.

[@kappa_studios]

Oh my god I used to LOVE THAT SERIES when I was like 7-10

[@Real_Genji]

I look up the onceler and I see this "The Once-ler is the narrator, the main protagonist of The Lorax and the deuteragonist as well as the central antagonist of the 2012 film of the same name​" Huh

[@potmeetkettle]

If this is not how my biography goes, I’m ending it at chapter 3

[@daviszenoble1297]

16:40 didnt age too well

[@scarecrow1945]

bringing back memories of 13 year old me drawing oncest in school when i shouldve been learning

[@screamindog8772]

haha sorry pardon?

[@scrungle750]

I completely forgot that people ship the Once-ler with himself

[@kikikalathiasart9510]

caught in 8k 120FPS 📸

[@M4__1n]

Exposed by yourself

[@chummyweevil3948]

⁉️

[@ChaosGodling]

10:15, I've got one, "call me his little whorax"