This Movie Has Every Stereotype

[@Samcatiscool]

Ugh, THIS guy is back?

[@swmj]

what guy

[@wizardaffairs5085]

@@swmj drew, on amanda's channel

[@shakaprio]

what’s up guy

[@user-zu9rn7ru9v]

Ugh ikr? Such a clout chaser 🙄

[@heh4389]

Laser Cat a

[@IamWickedlyAmazing]

This movie even has the stereotypical "and then everybody clapped" scene I'm -

[@AJ-yr8ol]

It's like a that happened story.

[@oikawaponyo6591]

AJ Phaneuf *nugget*

[@robotcraft_gr9153]

im- not gonna finish the sentence cause putting a “-“ at the end of a sentence makes better, even though i know it doesnt-

[@AJ-yr8ol]

@@oikawaponyo6591 Nugget agrees.

[@MeowZeOwOdong]

It needed just a dash of chinese, french, jewish, british, and black man stereotypes, to reach peak power. "Even i would buy this!"-jewish guy "No one ordered egg fo yung around here"-british guy when the chinese guy approaches "I gonna get as fat as Big Jigga if i keep eating the watermelon pizza"-Jamal

[@Phantaline]

I thought she was gonna say; "There's a reason they call it Little Italy" and then look down at his pants and leave.

[@somethingawesome1311]

this joke would honestly make the movie 20 times better

[@grrkitty2389]

same, and then she said something that made zero sense.

[@Allgloss312]

THAT has to be my favorite missed opportunity in a screenplay of all time. 😂😂

[@spookybow4391]

That would have been the best line in cinematic history

[@hollyw2903]

HAHaHAHAHaHAHAHA

[@HuanjianLin]

This movie actually went "then everyone clapped"

[@HuanjianLin]

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge oh wow I actually didn't know this! I always thought Tumblr posts were just wanting to fake things so bad

[@mysteryman2607]

Brad Knapp cool

[@ishanafondekar6334]

The Tumblr brats are shaking

[@junipest9291]

i am the 1.2K'th like thank you and you're welcome, please clap

[@ishanafondekar6334]

LackLuster *claps aggressively* Yaaaaaayyy

[@GippyHappy]

I’m convinced this started as some kind of pizza themed porno but at some point they thought it’d be easier to market as a normal movie so they just cut the sex scenes but kept the innuendos and foot stuff

[@placeholderdoe]

The sex scenes better be on the DVD release

[@marink7332]

idk why fucking "pizza themed porno" has me cackling

[@dr_rowby.scramble]

wouldnt be the first time hayden was in a barely-disguised porno

[@RavenclawNimbus]

@@marink7332 It’s a funny line, ofc it has you cackling 🤣

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@marink7332 for me it’s that there are so many pizza themed pornos out there it’s an expected trope 💀😂 why’d we do that. Why is there an era of human porn history where “pizza with extra sausage” had a vice grip on our collective nutt Like it’s not even that good of a joke-

[@SuperNova789]

There’s a reason they call us “Little Stinkers.” It’s because nothing ever changes around here.

[@gash8995]

Best comment

[@HonestlyHolistic]

This comment won

[@sunder530]

This comment won

[@DarkShadic9632]

What if I take a shower

[@loreleihillard5078]

@@DarkShadic9632 then you'll still be a little stinker bc you didn't brush your tongue

[@abbywolffe4114]

"If Hayden Christensen brought me a pizza, there'd be two different sausages I'd be sucking on" Amanda control your man

[@lordrathut]

I heard that right after I read this.

[@semiscreen5130]

nice pfp! ll-//

[@AnnMarcelino]

akjsjstdshb 😂😩

[@gentlesandladymen]

*careful Drew your bi-curious is showing*

[@hsmacaraig]

I-

[@jdgg544]

Hayden Christensen: “I don’t like pizza. It’s flimsy, sticky, and greasy. And it gets everywhere.”

[@jimenasalazar4349]

Yes

[@graysonnoon]

NYES

[@karkinoss1]

And then he murders all those who live on the pizza by they kidnapped his Italian mother

[@wiamo5733]

I guess they never had NY pizza

[@jonasschiefer626]

I hate it when he does that

[@augustalavenderblue7353]

Fun fact: in the rain soccer scene when he and Emma Roberts almost kiss, you can see Hayden Christensen’s black hair dye running down the back of his neck and his forehead

[@ellifsyaa]

I was wondering wtf that was

[@Mel-lb3zo]

When does that happen cause I can't see it?

[@LocseryuOfficial]

@@Mel-lb3zo in the rain soccer scene

[@kaylen6492]

Time stamp?

[@helloworld2409]

@@kaylen6492 at 7:46 you can see a bit

[@irenetrovalusci1061]

As an italian, I'm actually surprised that they never eat pasta

[@laurenb3813]

Inriek _ thank you oml

[@laurenb3813]

or risotto

[@violante5247]

sembra non abbiano mai incontrato una persona italiana

[@smallbutmighty1645]

Or actual focaccia

[@publioaurelioperonciniano3403]

Or actual pizza I'd say

[@tucosalamanca5818]

“He sounds like if spaghetti could talk” Damn, why was that so accurate

[@alb6rns125]

Will Da Pensive Penguin Dood r/rareinsults

[@RuminatingRaptor]

It was. 😂😂😂

[@fi9263]

And it’s like stale old spaghetti you put in the microwave but it’s still cold

[@probablynotabigtoe9407]

The mom "She left for the Aero port!

[@lacyperry2350]

That part got me 😂

[@saladasscass3499]

I always thought that Hayden was just such a dedicated actor that he really just burnt himself to a crisp and lost his limbs just for the sake of the movie. Glad to see he’s still alive but disappointed to know that he’s not as dedicated to star wars as I had thought

[@RepKyle95]

Nah he just got REALLY good prosthetics and a LOT of skin grafts

[@milohuneu4259]

Kyle Atkins-Weltman obviously.

[@aidansouder6048]

Glad to see him staring blankly into the pizza oven after all that fire... I know the PTSD must have been rough.

[@oceanguy1249]

Aidan Souder I’m just proud of him that he’s no longer scared of the hit Disney XD children’s tv show: kick buttowski: suburban daredevil

[@lordrathut]

No, he just had a limb and hair transplant, which is why he doesn't have that curly Revenge of the Sith hair anymore

[@dinahb1170]

I love how they cast two of the least Italian-looking leads I've ever seen

[@ninar9664]

Well Hayden Christensen’s mom is part Italian but Emma roberts isn’t as far as I’m aware

[@chrism3784]

they could have casted me, I would have done this movie, I'm italian looking and my last name is extremely italian

[@maggiedk]

And who are 10 years apart but supposedly grew up together

[@Aimaiai]

I want my italian leads to be oozing ancient rome from their pores

[@annahall7369]

i’m so glad amanda’s husband made an appearance

[@josie3221]

yeah this guy is pretty funny!

[@kshitijkumar4383]

Maybe he should have a KZbin channel. What do you guys think?

[@ripabigfatoneforme]

Kshitij Kumar nah, he couldn’t handle it

[@zhaz2282]

she's married ?

[@kittymertz8944]

what do you mean that IS amanda

[@SickDuckler]

"That's why they call it little Italy, because it never changes" What does that even mean

[@ianmullmusic]

I literally screen recorded that part of the trailer so i could figure out if anyone i knew could make sense of it. No luck

[@Sophia-jq9cb]

Little minded? Like close minded? I honestly have no clue

[@nothinghappens9811]

Maybe it was a veiled small dick joke. She said 'little' pretty menacingly. So maybe she meant 'nothing ever changes' like 'that shit still ain't get more than 3 inches and you're not a teenager anymore'? IDK, it's weird.

[@isabelgonzalez4662]

I took it as it so small that nothing ever has changed. Like how small towns are always the same. It’s a weird way of saying though 😄

[@huekaluvr]

im thinking something along the lines of this: little as in little kid. kids are young. little Italy never changes. thats just my way of seeing it

[@olive8126]

the fact this film was 2 years ago, and not when both actors were starting out baffles me

[@nnao6535]

olive ye I was so confused, these are established actors. How could they go through with this script

Nna Oranuba and low salary

[@overxgaming7948]

@@nnao6535 money

[@ghostinaflower3911]

when i watched it the other day i thought it was a 2015 movie 💀💀

[@accountsequity5587]

For real, I kinda understand Hayden but Emma Roberts?

[@ruminationstation4200]

I found out that Hayden Christensen and Rose Bilson allegedly broke up due to his flirting with Emma Roberts on this movie. I literally came back just to comment that, it's blowing my mind that this movie could play a significant role in anyone life.

[@piscis210]

Damn imagine losing your relationship because of Little Italy

[@jdnaz1288]

Really, that's why he & Rachel Bilson seperated?

[@Davon85J]

@@jdnaz1288Allegedly Rachel found texts between Hayden and Emma Roberts so yeah. The timing of the break up checks out too.

[@127esha]

i literaly just found that out today and came back to this video lol!!

[@YourFriendlyOnlineStranger]

Which is hilarious, because they have no chemistry on screen.

[@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321]

"She pretty much just gets drunk and eats pizza the whole the time and things work out for her" oh okay so when she does it things are great but when i do it i'm a dissapointment, i see how it is

[@masterblocker1426]

hahahahah self deprecating joke ahhahahaha i also have depression and i’m so quirky ahhahahahahah

[@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321]

@@masterblocker1426 are you okay

[@masterblocker1426]

UwU Bite Me Bitch hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha no

[@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321]

@@masterblocker1426 good talk

[@someshwarrao42]

You’re missing the secret ingredient: being crazy hot.

[@RebeccaGomezToronto]

I live in Toronto. Little Italy isn't a town, it's a small neighbourhood and nothing like this has ever happened. ever. not even one time. ever.

[@Lefurmage104]

CIAOOOOO

[@lvbboi9]

cheese

[@runawaygemm5397]

I have Italian parents, and I don’t think they’ve ever made pizza while at their house

[@CapnHindsightt]

No shit

[@sonofaquack6987]

Corra Gem impossible

[@whothehellissalem]

this movie seems like it was written, directed, edited and performed by sims.

[@DelaneyJane00]

this is the perfect description

[@enderkai618]

oh my god it all makes sense now

[@ArturGlass.C]

Yes that's it. You solved it.

[@caoimhedoesstuff9293]

Sims could do better.

[@ArturGlass.C]

@@caoimhedoesstuff9293 Don't be hard on them some things probably got lost in the english translation.

[@TheEmeraldSwordMusic]

Cant believe Hayden was so chill around all the fire in the pizza oven. Didnt work out so well last time...

[@dantenagarjuna811]

i like how he says “i’m not sponsored by pizza”, not a specific company. Just, Pizza

[@socialnorm3295]

Pizza

[@lvbboi9]

Pizza

[@Lefurmage104]

AND THE SPONSOR OF TODAYS VIDEO IS PIZZA

[@orppranator5230]

And then keeps the pizza image on screen, as if it’s a picture.

[@BayHarbo]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWqnmp1_qbaLg68

[@steffanyeyre7287]

"So if their grandparents got married, then now they are technically cousins." Its just Star Wars being Star wars....

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Poor Hayden can’t escape it.

[@deyedrah]

It's a movie about family

[@sophie-fl8kq]

rise of skywalker tease ✨

[@ray2266]

This feels familiar

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

I take offense to that.

[@anxiousdumpling5041]

This is like a non-Christmas themed Hallmark movie

[@kayrose6670]

Its a pizza-themed one

[@nadiamurray8369]

🤣

[@bellaloveseminem]

Wait was yes

[@rylee1222]

This comment is underrated

[@DD-gl3gx]

You didn’t know they had those?? There are tons of non Christmas hallmark movies, most are like this

[@BrendanJSmith]

Will someone PLEASE give poor Hayden a good movie to act in? He deserves it at this point.

[@iantaakalla8180]

Shattered Glass was pretty good.

[@malteburen825]

Hey, revenge of the sith is pretty darn good

[@tomcat53gaming]

@@iantaakalla8180 loveeee that film

[@RhinoHorn7]

the prequels were great imo

[@awwmahbreadsticks1094]

He was good in that film where he was conscious during his surgery

[@nathancraig4710]

this movie is sterotyped like a Disney channel sitcom

[@AimStar92]

It must be a Parody i cant belive that's a real Movie and where did the 8Mill goes ? Pizza ?

[@beniiviara2042]

This feels like a lele pons skit but instead of Latina it’s Italian

[@ps1hagrid786]

Oh my god, that's it

[@googlywoogly]

Beni Iviara latina italian latalian latiinaa

[@KelseyDrummer]

"Did I mention I'm ITALIAN?!"

[@slplssgr]

Ur pfp is cool, I kinda wanna draw it ._.

[@nugget2113]

Beni Iviara IT’S BECAUSE I’M ITALIAN

[@tommyeleanor]

I love when movies -normalize sexual harrasment- have a lot of pizza.

[@kaelykopis5836]

tommy brb getting my ass groped by a cop

[@sophieblack5115]

UwU}}}}Lord{{ like if the plot in the beginning just never ended

[@hatemkamel6039]

You could say that they are a bit cheesy 🙃

[@ana7icia]

frrr im puking

[@secq_perc3366]

bro normalize shutting the fuck up lmao, movie is cringe doe

[@geovannibotticella7822]

I can confirm that my grandpa (an Italian who immigrated to the US in the 50s) started facing oppression again after this movie released.

[@skittiez7980]

ITS OVER ANAKIN! I HAVE THE THIN CRUST

[@proximacentaurib9060]

You underestimate my pizza

[@crabken4969]

You were supposed to the destroy the pineapple not put it on the pizza!

[@TheTrainFan9]

From my point of view, the pepperoni is evil!

[@harperbrady4086]

ANAKIN stop panicking Jesus has a planakin

[@BladerunnerJake]

Don’t underestimate the power of the pineapple side

[@nicollecama]

Don't tell anybody but he secretly loves watching these movies

[@Gray-ve9qt]

you got your comment liked by Danny, good job

[@piperbennett2776]

@Grace now he’s truly greg

[@knashboi3914]

Grace lol wrong channel it's Kurtis not Danny

[@reagan4888]

@@knashboi3914 omg I can't believe he forgot the extra greeting

[@karmenhubbard7833]

@grace yeah this is kurtis

[@mrhyde6834]

I want a Romeo and Juliette movie where all the characters are 1000% more Italian and the Montagues and Capulets are opposing pizza joints

[@propogandalf]

How has that not been done yet? I bet you it has

[@menoguchi]

@@propogandalf Yeah, it's called Little Italy (jk jk lol)

[@anikag98]

It's been done and it's called Pizza My Heart and it's terrible and amazing

[@mrhyde6834]

Oh my god that title is glorious

[@royalblueanimations]

Boy do I have a movie for you

[@bugdavies]

i love that idea of an accurate weed spike scene. Just everybody in the restaurant eating the pizza and being like "yo this pizza is so good" and ordering more pizza

[@deuceydee3506]

That would actually be a hilarious and clever twist. The rival family thinks putting weed in the pizza will sabotage them, but it ends up making them more money, because the stoned customers order even more pizza

[@millystars]

for real wouldn’t everyone be chill and have the munchies?? thats like the perfect environment for a pizza place

[@melonhead8052]

This movie seems like if someone forced the actual production of one of Michael Scott’s movies

[@sakura_branches]

Nah, Threat Level Midnight is a classic that deserves a Dundie. idk wtf this is

[@mariamghaniii]

THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT

[@spider_meg]

Michael Mangesi I screamed

[@Earlynovemberf32]

yoo_csaba

[@fawnfever418]

That’s extremely accurate

[@ednarad]

The "sassy black woman" is named Quancetia Hamilton and she lived on my street when I was growing up and her nephew was one of my brother's good childhood friends. She was in quite of few local Toronto films (ex. Doomstown) and we'd always yell, "there's *so-and-so's* aunt!" every time we saw her on tv. Man, I haven't thought of her in years so this was a very pleasant surprise!

[@Amandagooden]

edna rad aww that’s awesome!!

[@excrementalcrisis234]

That’s so cool

[@Bookauru]

I thought this was gonna be a very shitty joke but it was a delightful tid bit. That's so cool

[@EnterJokesHere]

That's dope

[@victoriah8284]

Yess a fellow Torontonian! 🇨🇦

[@k.k.8796]

I forgot how funny Amanda's husband was. Kinda wish he would do KZbin too.

[@Natalie-101]

I know! Dannys great!

[@mr.chicken2723]

Haha what an original comment and not at all on every video she’s in.

[@Natalie-101]

@@mr.chicken2723 of course it is it's a running joke with him and his fans

[@mr.chicken2723]

Natalie I didn’t know sorry but it doesn’t make any funnier

[@How2Disappear195]

Mr. chicken wow, you’re probably a Danny stan even though Amanda is the funny one :/

[@TurangaNibbler]

Amanda calling the soccer goal a hoop is my level of athleticism

[@KarlSnarks]

Puting weed in your rival's pizzas sounds like the worst idea. All those stoned people will get the muchies and only buy more of your rival's pizzas.

[@frostyskeletons8950]

Right

[@bbangpopp]

UNDERRATED

[@straightupanarg6226]

It's like fentanyl, but funny!

[@tatacraft791]

tbh yeah

[@kabir2077]

Also illegal.

[@cloudofreverie786]

Blonde Emma Roberts wouldn't have done this.

[@thankunext5602]

yeah she would have ran a sorority where everybody gets murdered

[@shiannafoxx]

@@thankunext5602 And would have named everyone Chanel

[@normzan]

@@shiannafoxx and participate in a Dare death-game

[@dedgrips]

Thank,u next and beat her boyfriend 😬

[@thankunext5602]

yeah brunette Emma wouldn't have the guts to do any of that she would probably get sent to boarding school in England by her dad

[@oona791]

“If Hayden Christiansen brought ME pizza? There’d be TWO different sausages I’D be sucking on” LMAO I LOST IT

[@ari3707]

SAME.

[@StarboyJuno]

Y'all telling me this boy is straight? Bitch please

[@gentlesandladymen]

I-

[@retakethesmash]

I understand the joke but who sucks on their pizza to consume it...

[@saphass]

Retardicus ...you mean you don’t?

[@clovesbian]

Curry is actually really good in Italian food. Italian and Indian flavor pallets usually pair together pretty nicely. Also what year is it that we’re pretending that curry smells bad? Curry is delicious. But it’s also just weird bc putting curry in like a tomato sauce is… pretty normal. That aside, distasteful/racist joke but probably slightly less-so than…. the normalization of sexual assault and drugging people unconsentually. Big yikes.

[@someonehere83]

Yeah some people cook tomatoes into curry sometimes

[@piscis210]

My aunt adds curry to her bolognese sauce sometimes and it tastes amazing

[@theothernavi]

i was thinking about the curry thing recently because my partner is from Germany and currywurst (sausage with curried tomato sauce) is an extremely common fast food over there. racist AND poorly researched! fun!

[@Mars-dw2zc]

esp funny bc curry powder is a british invention n not used in traditional indian cooking

[@Anna-pm3fq]

There are lots of Indian curries that are tomato based.

[@riashivam7144]

"CoWs aRe SACRAD IN 🇮🇳 InDia" his accent is literally so stereotypical

[@linstough]

That's the fucking tela-marketing voice

[@animallover5843]

I wonder if anyone actually has an accent like that.

[@grandaltis]

It literally is the "your computer has virus" meme but a poorly written character

[@mitskiq767]

my absolute dumbass read that as cows are scared in India and I kept having to re-read it.

[@i798]

@@animallover5843 Have you ever received a scam call?

[@2kn111]

Theory: This movie was written in 2005 but the script got lost behind Hayden Christensen’s couch until he moved in 2018 and he picked up the script, brushed the dust off and thought “Finally, an excuse to practice my Italian accent”

[@ps1hagrid786]

Yeah, there's no way that that's two years ago.

[@Cheyne_TetraMFG]

“Finally an excuse to ask a man if his hand is on my ass”

[@Henderson10666]

“Becaus-a of-a Obi-Wan

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

What do you mean, “theory”? That’s LITERALLY what happened.

[@thisaccountsucks3225]

“Finally, an excuse to be sexually harassed”

[@cailynrushin3114]

Hayden’s character would be played by Noah centineo if it was made today

[@BexMcInulty]

Idk two years ago seems like 'today' enough for me

[@decderbyshire1145]

It was two years ago

[@tablegames9613]

imagine lmao those who like noah centineo have no taste.

[@tablegames9613]

@Montan yeah I got that lol just saying I can't believe other people actually like him, to stress op's point haha

[@letsdotheforkinthegarbaged8292]

You afraid you might get *WET*

[@thetaargolis]

Spiking your nemesis' pizza sauce with weed, is the worst idea ever! Sales are going to go through the roof, everyone will be ordering/eating more pizza when the munchies kick in

[@CJ-iz3mp]

there's literally a pizza place/dispensary in my town lmao

[@sweetfreeze5528]

"I love your accent! Is that Italian?" "No. Spaghetti."

[@nayanbhatia5192]

I somehow read this as, "I love your accent! Is that accent?"

[@bethm5852]

Sorry, I don’t speak Italian.

[@ameliazerbe9691]

“I like to move it move it is not the anthem of high people” is probably the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard

[@Words-of-encouragement.-.]

amelia zerbe certainly not weed high. Cocaine on the other hand...👀

[@naweltahraoui3275]

this comment has 420 likes i cant like it

[@blankuser987]

amelia zerbe just from that scene alone you can tell that no one in the making of that movie have never been high

[@milotheangel9756]

Lmao I’m more of a Tom Petty kinda stoner

[@reapthewhirlwind6915]

You mean "i like to move it move it is the anthem of high people" ?

[@cliveconrad6460]

“To say this movie is as cheesy as the pizza that appears in practically every frame of it is something of a compliment. That's because cheese is awesome and cheesy pizza is doubly awesome. This film is not.” - a Rotten Tomatoes review I found

[@spuzzgekk]

Peak literature

[@pigeon842]

Poetic

[@Bullitthiphop]

This sounds like a Drew review lol

[@bailey353]

I want to like this but it has 666 likes

[@pluto663]

Cheese is fucking gross

[@KathBorup]

You know it's a bad movie when theres an airport kissing scene and when everyone at the airport (that doesn't know the main characters) somehow cares about them being together.

[@Bananaoranges3105]

wow I'm so glad Amanda is finally back from Afganistan

[@namelastname766]

I thought she died there?

[@MiyaMam948]

@@namelastname766 no she went on her own rogue side mission

[@namelastname766]

@@MiyaMam948 ooooohhh

[@ahashi1924]

@The Black Crayon Nah, that was Laura, I thought.

[@bahramraftari4545]

@The Black Crayon They're two different people

[@kieranknock69]

Funny story, one of my former co-workers was an extra in the scene where everyone is high and going crazy in the restaurant. He threw a paper airplane and it flew directly into Hayden Christensen's eye and they had to stop the scene. Fortunately, nobody knew it was him and he lived to tell me that story 2 years later.

[@annabethgrace3916]

lmao

[@Bhavini2.0]

Omg 🤣

[@notlikeyouneedmyname.4378]

I got a few jobs as npcs when I was younger and I can confirm stuff like this happens a lot.

[@flyingfish5054]

He had the high ground all along

[@sameerakhan7455]

🤣🤣🤣💀

[@AcaTea]

Hayden Christenson looks like he’s 40 and done with life.

[@nataliegmccormick]

That’s because he’s basically 40 and probably done with life lol

[@lexiebuchanan5034]

almost, he is 38 and done with life lol

[@jakecope9739]

Aca Tea I met him at stars celebration, he seemed very done with the fame lol

[@cesarebachelli]

He looks like he has no teeth

[@HokeyPokey81300]

He looks like a drug addict they scooped off the street and slapped some foundation on

[@SamSherr-Nelson]

Why does he in the poster look like he's just thinking, "boy, what have I gotten myself into" but also like he can see through my clothing.

[@sabrinagiancecchi7324]

I’m speaking for all Italians when I say we don’t claim this movie.

[@ellaena98]

Che pretendi da un film che parla di immigrati che vivono in Canada/usa/... da generazioni. Mi fa mori quando sta gente si definisce italiana, quando l'unica cosa che hanno in comune con un italiano medio e il fatto che gli piace la pizza

[@sofftkookie8058]

ellaena98 😂😂^

[@ti9372]

@@ellaena98 veramente 🙄

[@Orkprof]

But boy, was it hilarious to watch. I wonder if it's beend dubbed in Italian: if so, I can promise everyone either sounds Sicilian or from Naples. 😂

[@Orkprof]

@@ellaena98 vabbè ma questa roba è stata scritta da qualcuno che non sa niente di Italia. Ho avuto due colleghe italocanadesi e non avevano nulla a che fare con sti personaggi.

[@deyedrah]

“Imagine, if you will, a person.” Um... *sweats profusely*

[@honeycomb937]

@Studio Autio oh, that's a lot better. thanks.

[@nekrowga]

I haven't seen those in years... sh-

[@rachelautumn7866]

I glitched and literally envisioned Robert De Niro

[@diegosanchez894]

Week 4 of quarantine alone be like.

[@SasquatchAtTheSpaceDisco]

@Studio Autio How do I do the legs?

[@alexhilton-watson4710]

Plot twist: She's actually flying to London, Ontario and will be back later that day

[@cookiemonster59263]

Why would anyone voluntarily go to London Ontario 😝

[@justasmltwngir1732]

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GOOOD

[@kaboomdynamite]

LMFAO

[@hsmacaraig]

I-

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

That would be... great.

[@genevawelsh9133]

"I saw in the hologram Anakin...eating pizza and playing soccer with younglings"

[@cartoonvideos5]

😂 wonderful comment

[@riley4212]

Hayden sounds like he’s doing a bad Andrew Garfield impression

[@RainyDays2790]

omg he does

[@zhdyak7134]

looks like too

[@scanbbb]

@@zhdyak7134 no

[@Ian-oe9wp]

sounds like andree in the spiderman movies

[@pizzatime7433]

Omg he does sound like he's doing a bad andrew Garfield impression I can totally see that

[@Somebody-Somewhere]

"He's like if spaghetti could talk." You mean your spaghetti doesn't talk?

[@destroyakira]

No, only my other pastas

[@Somebody-Somewhere]

@@destroyakira ah, I see.

[@puffy77]

But how was it speaking last night? Mom I think the house is haunted!!!

[@nickgalluzzo5495]

gli spaghetti che mangio, parla sette lingue tra cui la lingua dei segni americana.

[@L·ĪŦŦL·Ŧ]

I thought all spaghetti talked

[@gracealyssa28]

Hey i heard this weird rumor that Italians eat more than pizza???

[@s29nv1sr1]

Hypothetical. It's just rumor. All Italians eat 24/7/365 is pizza. There is no "other food."

[@gracealyssa28]

Saanvi Srivastava thanks for educating me! My family is part Italian and I guess that explains why my brother is constantly eating whole pizzas in one sitting

[@s29nv1sr1]

@@gracealyssa28 No problem :) Glad to educate the Italians who have strayed from their glorious Italian heritage and have begun to eat *-shudder-* other foods. (You can never be too careful on the Internet. This is a joke, guys. Repeat after me: this. Is. A. Joke.)

[@magnesiumrice8583]

Sounds fake but ok

[@maddiep8749]

Fake!

[@lukehauser1182]

The replay of the "going in for the kiss" scene had me laughing out loud 7:45

[@Lexie_Tyler05]

I knew he was broke but man I never thought Anakin would do this sort of thing

[@crabken4969]

He was the chosen one!

[@dale9287]

@@crabken4969 He's going down a path we cannot follow...

[@charlesmonroe2971]

You have the high ground.

[@franceskilbane1448]

C’mon guys I think we’re under estimating his power a little don’t you think?

[@mojavefry2617]

Hello There!

[@lilfill25]

I was an extra and I absolutely knew this was going to be trash immediately

[@greffen]

Felipe Matos wait what was that like?

[@hamthehamster1892]

you can’t just leave us hanging like that got dammit

[@erismason3441]

Come back here and elaborate my dude

[@serii1588]

tell us the story dude

[@lilfill25]

Don't know what to say it was two days of shooting the scene where they compete for the best pizza and randomly had body builders and babes with bikinis it was random as fuck but the acting and writing was corny as far as I could tell but they fed us. In the trailer my dumbass is literally eating with a stain on my shirt

[@jenniferl.8111]

“If spaghetti could talk” I think you mean misghetti

[@Lexilove2016]

But if he doesn't miss it, it's not missghetti

[@SurahOnline]

Lmao 😂😂 Nice!! 👏

[@KO-vb4tg]

No one misses this :/

[@Maxineewing7501]

Misghetti callback!

[@saturnimors]

"dinner's ready!" :starts boiling water;

[@newleft2254]

I laughed so hard at the "there's a reason they call it Little Italy... cause nothing changes around here" LOOOOOOOOL

[@60s70s.Loverr]

that’s emma roberts for you 😂😂

[@prestonlong3451]

Hayden Christensen is so Italian in this movie that he sounds like Yogi Bear, and I don't even think Yogi Bear is Italian

[@01imh]

Ay boo boo

[@voyagerhk2536]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aHPQoaihlrqVgdk lol

[@RobbieStacks90]

Hayden Christensen's only good movie was Shattered Glass because he played the role perfectly since he is a fraud, just like the vast majority of Gen Z and every "woman" to ever appear on The Bachelor.

[@emiliagladwell9691]

@@RobbieStacks90 who hurt you bud

[@RobbieStacks90]

@@emiliagladwell9691 I'm in the business of exposing people. I know the truth hurts.

[@allison8654]

“I have the high ground, nicky” literally made me wheeze laugh. why is no one talking about this part lol

[@oliverharrison1888]

yeah i actually almost died hearing this joke

[@kamehamehajim]

I just fucking lost it after that joke XD

[@Ella_G_127]

It’s over Nicky, I have the high ground!

[@thatchid1144]

omg same bahahahahahaha

[@ivanco_97]

Same especially with their bad British accents lmao 😂

[@hudazavery5638]

I live in Toronto and I met Emma Roberts while she was filming Little Italy. And as I talked to her and took a photo with her, I looked around the set and there was just pizza everywhere. Everywhere. The place reeked of pizza sauce. I didn’t understand why there was so much pizza. Now I know

[@apocaloptigon9988]

tomate

[@katielyons3603]

Apocaloptigon this comment is confusing but also makes sense

[@julesk2629]

What was she like?

[@ThisAdventureFamily]

Huda Zavery seeking subscribers m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4O3gKGaiMqBnKM

[@katielyons3603]

This Adventure Family no

[@choosehappy9224]

You know how some people have KZbin videos that they replay sometimes as a comfort video? This is one of mine lol.

[@Pegglez]

The Gorden Ramsey memes made me nauseous. I can't believe a movie would use irl memes and claim it as original jokes. That's so. weird.

[@carolfromhr9900]

The scariest thing about it is there's no technical copyright law being broken. So, they got away with it.

[@bschuebert33]

Black panther

[@lordmeistersexy]

tbh i don’t think it was too bad. it can be an hommage u know

[@LiterallyInklingGirl]

Just lazy

[@gwilymhowarth]

Toronto is often used in the film industry as a substitute for NYC becuase film permits are much less expensive

[@idontneedaname318]

nyc is filled to the brink with people 100% of the time I don't even know when a director would have time to film

[@andrewduong2740]

At the time it opened, the subway system here ran a station that connected both lines 1 and 2 called Lower Bay. The TTC closed it after 6 months because it confused too many passengers, and these days they usually use it for storage or testing new tiles and signs, and rent it out to movies and TV shows that are filming a scene set in say New York. Any given scene you have that's set in an American subway, it was probably filmed there.

[@OntarioTrafficMan]

Toronto is so commonly used as a stand-in for New York that even this movie, which is actually set in Toronto, still uses a New York taxi at 12:35, presumably because the movie prop company in Toronto doesn't even have even a single Toronto taxi. Meanwhile they have numerous New York cabs, which you can see on their lot in Downsview Park

[@andrewduong2740]

​@@OntarioTrafficMan you joke, but the framing in that scene cracked me up completely. A Beck cab takes up a quarter of the right side of the screen. It's got the Ontario licence plate and everything. How hard is it to move the camera?

[@OntarioTrafficMan]

@@andrewduong2740 Yeah it's pretty hilarious that the other car in the shot is an ACTUAL Toronto taxi

[@grandmajojo5211]

Drew is literally married to the genderbent version of himself

[@aidan3768]

That's the plan

[@Tw0Dots]

😂

[@wessweet7494]

yes

[@anyataylor-joy1209]

NEW Billie Eilish - Sunny (Driving in the rain version) Cover kzbin.info/www/bejne/hV65iGSVZcuoq6c

[@niriribururur7074]

@@anyataylor-joy1209 SHUT

[@EDDIELANE]

Actual anthem of stoners: i LIKE TO SIT HERE, SIT HERE. I LIKE TO… SIT HERE.

[@Noops_AU]

Me: Oh lol this mid 2000s movie should be a fun mess Drew: "This came out 2 years ago" Me: "2 WHAT"

[@oblivioustothejoke7261]

2 years. He literally said it.

[@borger7171]

ObliviousToTheJoke i believe you are missing the point of the joke, which makes sense, considering your name

[@uniqueman5667]

Yes I am god is a good man 3rd man and a man and a man of the lord God is a God is a God of the lord God of God of the people who are hope for you are not funny or u don't know it but you have a good understanding and you have a great sense and respect and respect for the people you are in and you are not the only one who is this playable on the other side of the lord God is not a man or woman that ain't so only that ain't no way you will not have the courage and respect that God of you are to have a true meaning in your blow that ain't the world that is the best way for him and the people that he is not in love with him and you have to have him in your mind

[@queensaharaice7376]

Same reaction

[@Ilikefiremen]

@@oblivioustothejoke7261 it's a joke he knows its 2 years ago

[@cyranguyen7714]

I feel like Emma’s line should have been something along the lines of “ There’s a reason they call it Little Italy. No one ever makes it big”

[@trashatgaming2969]

Congratulations you just spent time & effort for that. I hope that was satisfying 😂

[@Cecil...]

I like your version.

[@3bugsinatrenchcoat]

or just "there's a reason they call it little italy. it's like italy but if it was little" seems a bit more on par with the movie's stupidity

[@shenandoahwrobel5354]

There's a reason they call it Little Italy. The weather's always cloudy.

[@shenandoahwrobel5354]

There's a reason they call it Little Italy. I wish my Dad loved me.

[@Skrot7]

“love isn’t words! Its one word” underrated joke.

[@Shortymack420]

Well in Greek and Latin there are many different words for love and specific types of love which is where the western languages including English originate from. So I think it's pretty debatable to say love isn't words, even in modern culture the word love has many different meanings. So yeah I guess it is one word. But only in English because we're lazy to make new words and specify nuances with our words.

[@GA_131]

@@Shortymack420 we thank you, shorty mack

[@solidsalt3412]

@@Shortymack420 oh can it

[@kwarra-an]

@@Shortymack420 "the western languages" do not come from [Ancient] Greek and Latin. Some of them do, but many of them don't (and by "western", I'm assuming you mean central and western European). "Love" in particular has nothing to do with Greek or Latin. It is of Germanic origin. You have to go back all the way to proto-Indo-European to link those.

[@RavenclawNimbus]

Ikr?? That is a phenomenal joke

[@Jupiter-ng1yi]

I've watched this video so many times. Little Italy feels vaguely familiar, like something my mom would watch on her computer when I was little and she wanted to watch a "naughty" movie. Also Drew and Amanda's takes on the movie are hilarious.

[@hallieweis7655]

“love isn’t words” “it’s one word”

[@ka850411]

hallie weis and the word is pizza

[@FoddyFogHorn]

hallie weis “Pizza.”

[@MasoTrumoi]

Oh hey, I missed this video when it came out. I was an extra in this movie, but my scene didn't make it into the final cut. My mom went to see it and was very disappointing. I was paid to eat gelato. It was bad because it was like 2 hours straight of eating more and more gelato.

[@sci_pain3409]

this just made me realise the pain actors that have to eat in a film go through

[@MasoTrumoi]

@@sci_pain3409 It's insane. Everytime they do another take they would take away what we had and replace it with a fresh bowl of gelato too, so at least we didn't eat as much as there were takes, but man we ate at least 2 litres (1/2 a gallon) of shitty gelato, lol

[@daisy-cp6jc]

oml you're literally so lucky,did you ever get to meet Emma Roberts cause I used to have the biggest crush on her when I loved American Horror Story

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

Man imagine being an actor in that movie I don’t think they’ll ever be able to look at pizza again

[@kaelynn4621]

why was that bad

[@talaqasem1792]

Are we not gonna talk about how drew said “if he brought me pizza there’d be two sausages I’d be sucking on”

[@noitakuu_art]

That made me laugh so much hahaha 😂😂😂

[@PlasticDoll.]

can't blame him lol

[@bennnnu380]

Dude fr I was like wtf

[@rae7864]

I mean.. He aint wrong. Weve all been there 😁😙

[@bennnnu380]

Yummie mummiee baaabyxoxo 👀👀👀

[@TheVirakahScale]

As a Canadian citizen since birth, I can verify that we all, do in fact, have italian accents.

[@thisisfyne]

I concur

[@anisahs2110]

_"If Hayden Christensen brought me pizza, there'll two different sausages I'll be sucking on"_ - Drew Gooden, 2020

[@fishsodas3629]

ᴘ!ᴀᴛᴅ wth are you doing

[@orbsorbs8465]

ᴘ!ᴀᴛᴅ I don’t think L.A. Devotee has anything to do with this comment-

[@andrewgust-anderson5612]

*Danny Gonzalez

[@orbsorbs8465]

Ayumi Gust-Anderson Kurtis Conner*

[@actualtrash1479]

allen Cody ko*

[@anng8800]

I’m an Italian and all of this is true. We all speak in Canadian English with terrible Italian accents.

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

My Italian grandma is exactly like that

[@butterbungnaked1440]

Yeah😃😃

[@dellapinkgold]

"If Hayden Christian-San brought me some pizza, there'd be two different sausages I'd be suckin' on" god tier

[@bridgetoneill9684]

I can't tell if he intentionally pronounced Christensen as Christian-San or not. Sounds like an anime character or something

[@noaag]

@@bridgetoneill9684 hayden christiansenpai uwu

[@dellapinkgold]

@@bridgetoneill9684 I sincerely hope it was an accident bc that makes it 100x funnier

[@YouTubeaccoubr]

I like the videos where Amanda's husband features the most. He should make his own channel

[@fynnsternis6432]

This is the "And then everyone clapped" meme as a movie

[@ophelielikes]

They're supposed to be childhood friends but Hayden Christensen is 10 years older than Emma Roberts. He's closer in age to Alyssa Milano, who's playing her mum. That kind of thing annoys me lol

[@Amandagooden]

Ophélie oh yeah I forgot to mention that.. so weird lol

[@fanfandom551]

Probably bc they always have to make the girl "hotter" by having a younger actress. At least that's how most of these movies go for some reason

[@evanshotfirst]

Hayden Christensen is used to roles where there’s a significant age gap between he and his love interest

[@imienazwisko3204]

It was just a normal childhood friendship between a 10 year old and a 20 year old 😁

[@astrangermagi]

It doesn't only annoy me it disgusts me, women are not allowed to fucking age

[@maja194]

Also, can we talk about the fact that when the two are kids, they seem to be about the same age, yet Hayden is ten years older than Emma and you can very much see it?

[@tessa7463]

Maja like the movies kurtis has talked about lol

[@madisonlewe1057]

Yeah in the poster he definitely does not look the same age as Emma

[@HarlanValdes]

It's all the pizza

[@Freddie_Kurst]

It's Padmé with Anakin all over again

[@fart63]

I hate when movies cast like 40 year olds and try to tell you they’re 20. Why not cast one of the million talented 20 year old actors?

[@breakingoff]

Hayden probably begged so hard for that high ground shot

[@annaliserenner6771]

Hayden Christensen: The Italian Noah Centineo we never knew we didn't need

[@disgruntledcashier503]

Noah Centineo is Italian...

[@annaliserenner6771]

@@disgruntledcashier503 • - •

[@knightrhys3762]

Santa. Is. Not. A. Woman.

[@disgruntledcashier503]

Hayden Christensen is mostly Dutch, so in a way, Noah Centineo is the Italian Hayden Christensen

[@roobee1234]

A tiktoker busted his head open when playing a game of tug of war with Noah centineo

[@eveisom7320]

As an Italian, I can confirm this is 100% accurate. My name is Luca Di Movero and I live with my Nonna and my entire extended family in a small town where we’ve owned a pizza restaurant for the past 17 generations. I’ve actually never had any food other then pizza and spaghetti. My great-grandfather was a mobster or something (this is true, according to the ‘official’ thing it was a ‘card game gone wrong’ but we all have doubts) and I go to church every Sunday and bless the pasta water when I cook. Everyone in my family is either a cook at the family restaurant or a mob boss. There is no in between.

[@nhatkhoitran396]

having only pizza and spaghetti seem like a very bad diet

[@xo-alien-xo]

You had me 😹 until I read the last line

[@TodiToday]

Wait I thought spaghetti didnt exist? I've lived in Italy my whole life and I thought there only was pizza? Non potevate dirmelo prima?

[@asiacusimano5774]

As an Italian I totally agree. My dad and brother are mobsters and shoot spaghetti at people everyday. The spaghetti mafia life is strong in my small town made of pizza. In here we just breathe carbs, speak with our hands and sing Pavarotti everyday before dinner (while shooting at people obv).

[@jeremywhistler2850]

I'm guessing you're a mob boss since you have a fake name: (Eve Isom)

[@sunshinehobi7450]

“If hayden christensen brought me some pizza, there would be two different sausages I’d be *sucking* on” -Drew

[@astralflick]

w u t

[@cranecreatez]

that had me dead😂

[@shawndougherty6056]

When I heard him say that, I just imagine Drew INHALING a literal sausage

[@jg1404]

This video has probably made more money and probably has more views than the actual movie does at this point I bet.

[@domiconic2189]

"he sounds like if spaghetti could talk" that is the meanest thing ive heard all year

[@jesiecordero8418]

And its great

[@domiconic2189]

@@jesiecordero8418 its amazing

[@FlapJackSyrup]

Pineapple pen

[@ΓιάννηςΠατσής-ζ7ο]

Even though the movie is trash it had the best dad joke ever "Hey will the pizza be long" "No... your pizza will be round"

[@Cecil...]

(That was kind of funny)

[@Pegglez]

Even that joke wasn't original

[@RedMoonSolitary]

I hate in how movies like this the ' girl groups ' are like OBSESSED with each other's love lives. As if that's apparently that's all women talk about? I guess they don't have lives outside of that? I don't why that bothers me so much but it does.

[@benanderson89]

It's the same with me and groups of blokes in films like this. Apparently all men talk about is how they slammed the hot blonde last night over bud lights (god I hate American cinema), when in reality the last thing I talked about with friends was seafood.

[@sonofaquack6987]

benanderson89 I dunno if it’s specifically American cinema. Maybe you the just watching *bad* American cinema. Like this

[@Lily-1175]

It bothers me too, like I hate that like ew

[@part-timeloser1662]

Literally only talk about my friends' love lives when something big happens like starting dating someone or getting married otherwise we mostly talk about food

[@dorian417]

#failingthebechdeltest

[@Bansheee999]

13:36 “I have the high ground Nikki” is one of the best jokes in the video 😭🙏

[@Naokarma]

The funniest part is how you can tell the pizzas are all room temperature due to all the closeups displaying the coagulation of the sauce.

[@eliza1498]

imagine being the actors forced to shoot all five hundred scenes that inexplicably involve characters eating pizza. over and over again. desperately trying to maintain your shitty italian accent and pound out those ad lib dialogue exchanges whilst chowing down on some lukewarm pie. your jaw hurts. you start to taste the salt of the production team's palm sweat because this is the ninth take and these pizzas definitely changed at least eight hands before reaching set. the flaccid crust so tough yet so incongruously soggy. the rubbery processed cheese the props department spritzed down with water to make it prettier for the camera. the congealing store-bought no name tomato sauce that hits your tastebuds in exactly the wrong way every single time. you take a bite in between lines and are only able to taste the single, wrinkled basil leaf they added so it looked like a home cooked pizza... ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[@Naokarma]

@@eliza1498 I honestly feel bad for the actors. So much pizza, so little care.

[@ladysauce2508]

@@eliza1498 mmmmmmmmm

[@77barrymac]

Good eye!

[@RuFi0000000]

@@eliza1498 LOL. I actually worked on the set of this movie. They had so much pizza that they just let the crew members eat it whenever they wanted. I can honestly say that like 1/4 of the budget was spent on pizza alone. there are certain days when I'm hungry and I think back to that pizza and get really frustrated -- it was honestly the best fucking pizza I have ever had in my life. I took it for granted and just ate it because it was there, so I never cared to ask where it was from. But Donald Petrie knew that there were going to be a lot of pizza scenes, so he made sure to have the best pizza in the world on set. I have actually dreamed about this pizza at night, not even joking. The flavor was so unbelievable that your mouth would actually drool while eating it. It was almost like not eating for 3 days and then getting to bite into this stuff, your salivary glands went into overdrive. The flavor was soooo _full_ and perfectly salty, and you could taste every single ingredient -- the subtle olive oil in the cheese-stuffed crust, with the slight pesto aftertaste, and some incredibly fresh greens on top that had a crisp bite to them, with savory meaty umami flavors dripping with a bacony melted three-cheese bite that was absolutely orgasmic. I think about that fucking pizza so often and I've tried so hard to backtrack and figure out where it was from. I would do anything for a chance to taste it one more time. It was not only the best pizza I've ever had, it was actually the best _food_ I've ever had. Nothing has ever come close, and that fucks with me every time I think I'm going to eat something good.

[@idiotbox1814]

“There’s a reason it’s called Little Italy, because in this little section of Canada there’s a large group of people coming from a rich Italian heritage thus causing a boom in Italian based business and traditions being celebrated city wide.”

[@julie8954]

"I have the high ground Nicky" Why is no one talking about that liNE THAT WAS SO GOOD

[@irrelevant2611]

I read this as soon as he said that 😆

[@tradingfriends]

I was dying at that line

[@mcusromanoff4426]

You underestimate my pizza!😂

[@JimBobDuffMan]

This killed me

[@neongray7959]

I died