This Movie Has Every Stereotype

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[@Samcatiscool]

Ugh, THIS guy is back?

[@swmj]

what guy

[@wizardaffairs5085]

@@swmj drew, on amanda's channel

[@shakaprio]

what’s up guy

[@user-zu9rn7ru9v]

Ugh ikr? Such a clout chaser 🙄

[@heh4389]

Laser Cat a

[@abbywolffe4114]

"If Hayden Christensen brought me a pizza, there'd be two different sausages I'd be sucking on" Amanda control your man

[@lordrathut]

I heard that right after I read this.

[@semiscreen5130]

nice pfp! ll-//

[@AnnMarcelino]

akjsjstdshb 😂😩

[@gentlesandladymen]

*careful Drew your bi-curious is showing*

[@hsmacaraig]

I-

[@grandmajojo5211]

Drew is literally married to the genderbent version of himself

[@aidan3768]

That's the plan

[@Tw0Dots]

😂

[@wessweet7494]

yes

[@anyataylor-joy1209]

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[@niriribururur7074]

@@anyataylor-joy1209 SHUT

[@GippyHappy]

I’m convinced this started as some kind of pizza themed porno but at some point they thought it’d be easier to market as a normal movie so they just cut the sex scenes but kept the innuendos and foot stuff

[@placeholderdoe]

The sex scenes better be on the DVD release

[@marink7332]

idk why fucking "pizza themed porno" has me cackling

[@StopXPlease]

wouldnt be the first time hayden was in a barely-disguised porno

[@RavenclawNimbus]

@@marink7332 It’s a funny line, ofc it has you cackling 🤣

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@marink7332 for me it’s that there are so many pizza themed pornos out there it’s an expected trope 💀😂 why’d we do that. Why is there an era of human porn history where “pizza with extra sausage” had a vice grip on our collective nutt Like it’s not even that good of a joke-

[@augustalavenderblue7353]

Fun fact: in the rain soccer scene when he and Emma Roberts almost kiss, you can see Hayden Christensen’s black hair dye running down the back of his neck and his forehead

[@ellifsyaa]

I was wondering wtf that was

[@Mel-lb3zo]

When does that happen cause I can't see it?

[@LocseryuOfficial]

@@Mel-lb3zo in the rain soccer scene

[@kaylen6492]

Time stamp?

[@helloworld2409]

@@kaylen6492 at 7:46 you can see a bit

[@jdgg544]

Hayden Christensen: “I don’t like pizza. It’s flimsy, sticky, and greasy. And it gets everywhere.”

[@jimenasalazar4349]

Yes

[@graysonnoon]

NYES

[@costat3396]

And then he murders all those who live on the pizza by they kidnapped his Italian mother

[@wiamo5733]

I guess they never had NY pizza

[@jonasschiefer626]

I hate it when he does that

[@SuperNova789]

There’s a reason they call us “Little Stinkers.” It’s because nothing ever changes around here.

[@gash8995]

Best comment

[@HonestlyHolistic]

This comment won

[@sunder530]

This comment won

[@DarkShadic9632]

What if I take a shower

[@loreleihillard5078]

@@DarkShadic9632 then you'll still be a little stinker bc you didn't brush your tongue

[@ruminationstation4200]

I found out that Hayden Christensen and Rose Bilson allegedly broke up due to his flirting with Emma Roberts on this movie. I literally came back just to comment that, it's blowing my mind that this movie could play a significant role in anyone life.

[@piscis210]

Damn imagine losing your relationship because of Little Italy

[@jdnaz1288]

Really, that's why he & Rachel Bilson seperated?

[@Davon85J]

@@jdnaz1288Allegedly Rachel found texts between Hayden and Emma Roberts so yeah. The timing of the break up checks out too.

[@dinahb1170]

I love how they cast two of the least Italian-looking leads I've ever seen

[@ninar9664]

Well Hayden Christensen’s mom is part Italian but Emma roberts isn’t as far as I’m aware

[@chrism3784]

they could have casted me, I would have done this movie, I'm italian looking and my last name is extremely italian

[@maggiedk]

And who are 10 years apart but supposedly grew up together

[@Aimaiai]

I want my italian leads to be oozing ancient rome from their pores

[@tommyeleanor]

I love when movies -normalize sexual harrasment- have a lot of pizza.

[@kaelykopis5836]

tommy brb getting my ass groped by a cop

[@sophieblack5115]

UwU}}}}Lord{{ like if the plot in the beginning just never ended

[@hatemkamel6039]

You could say that they are a bit cheesy 🙃

[@ana7icia]

frrr im puking

[@secq_perc3366]

bro normalize shutting the fuck up lmao, movie is cringe doe

[@HuanjianLin]

This movie actually went "then everyone clapped"

[@IloveGorgeousGeorge]

That's where that stereotype comes from: crappy Rom-com's from the 80s where somebody gives a speech or confesses their love for somebody and all the random strangers around start clapping

[@HuanjianLin]

@@IloveGorgeousGeorge oh wow I actually didn't know this! I always thought Tumblr posts were just wanting to fake things so bad

[@mysteryman2607]

Brad Knapp cool

[@ishanafondekar6334]

The Tumblr brats are shaking

[@junipest9291]

i am the 1.2K'th like thank you and you're welcome, please clap

[@Naokarma]

The funniest part is how you can tell the pizzas are all room temperature due to all the closeups displaying the coagulation of the sauce.

[@eliza1498]

imagine being the actors forced to shoot all five hundred scenes that inexplicably involve characters eating pizza. over and over again. desperately trying to maintain your shitty italian accent and pound out those ad lib dialogue exchanges whilst chowing down on some lukewarm pie. your jaw hurts. you start to taste the salt of the production team's palm sweat because this is the ninth take and these pizzas definitely changed at least eight hands before reaching set. the flaccid crust so tough yet so incongruously soggy. the rubbery processed cheese the props department spritzed down with water to make it prettier for the camera. the congealing store-bought no name tomato sauce that hits your tastebuds in exactly the wrong way every single time. you take a bite in between lines and are only able to taste the single, wrinkled basil leaf they added so it looked like a home cooked pizza... ... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[@Naokarma]

@@eliza1498 I honestly feel bad for the actors. So much pizza, so little care.

[@ladysauce2508]

@@eliza1498 mmmmmmmmm

[@77barrymac]

Good eye!

[@RuFi0000000]

@@eliza1498 LOL. I actually worked on the set of this movie. They had so much pizza that they just let the crew members eat it whenever they wanted. I can honestly say that like 1/4 of the budget was spent on pizza alone. there are certain days when I'm hungry and I think back to that pizza and get really frustrated -- it was honestly the best fucking pizza I have ever had in my life. I took it for granted and just ate it because it was there, so I never cared to ask where it was from. But Donald Petrie knew that there were going to be a lot of pizza scenes, so he made sure to have the best pizza in the world on set. I have actually dreamed about this pizza at night, not even joking. The flavor was so unbelievable that your mouth would actually drool while eating it. It was almost like not eating for 3 days and then getting to bite into this stuff, your salivary glands went into overdrive. The flavor was soooo _full_ and perfectly salty, and you could taste every single ingredient -- the subtle olive oil in the cheese-stuffed crust, with the slight pesto aftertaste, and some incredibly fresh greens on top that had a crisp bite to them, with savory meaty umami flavors dripping with a bacony melted three-cheese bite that was absolutely orgasmic. I think about that fucking pizza so often and I've tried so hard to backtrack and figure out where it was from. I would do anything for a chance to taste it one more time. It was not only the best pizza I've ever had, it was actually the best _food_ I've ever had. Nothing has ever come close, and that fucks with me every time I think I'm going to eat something good.

[@BrendanJSmith]

Will someone PLEASE give poor Hayden a good movie to act in? He deserves it at this point.

[@iantaakalla8180]

Shattered Glass was pretty good.

[@malteburen825]

Hey, revenge of the sith is pretty darn good

[@tomcat53gaming69]

@@iantaakalla8180 loveeee that film

[@RhinoHorn7]

the prequels were great imo

[@awwmahbreadsticks1094]

He was good in that film where he was conscious during his surgery

[@Phantaline]

I thought she was gonna say; "There's a reason they call it Little Italy" and then look down at his pants and leave.

[@somethingawesome1311]

this joke would honestly make the movie 20 times better

[@grrkitty2389]

same, and then she said something that made zero sense.

[@Allgloss312]

THAT has to be my favorite missed opportunity in a screenplay of all time. 😂😂

[@spookybow4391]

That would have been the best line in cinematic history

[@hollyw2903]

HAHaHAHAHaHAHAHA

[@nothinghappens9811]

It's weird that they gloss over cop molestation as a comedic device. Ew.

[@theanonartist7985]

but if it was the other way around it would be disgusting sexual assault. Female sexual assault shouldn’t be glorified.

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

@@theanonartist7985 Yep

[@lubnabintimohammadsharif4771]

honestly!! I was cringing during the whole scene!! if the roles were reversed the cop would've been called a creep :(

[@matiascarasi8885]

@@theanonartist7985 I'm sorry but aren't we all calling this out? Nobody glorified this but the movie, which also was racist against asian culture. Of course this is wrong, the cop in the movie is and would be a creep this way and with the genders swapped.

[@matiascarasi8885]

@The mediocre Who are 'they'? If you mean the writers, nobody is taking theirs points of view as valid. I mean the movie has plenty of racist lines too, and they were never shown as funny in the video. The movie's comedy seems like it was written in the past decade, I highly doubt that people who watched and agreed with this video will defend or glorify any of the shitty ideas on this movie.

[@clovesbian]

Curry is actually really good in Italian food. Italian and Indian flavor pallets usually pair together pretty nicely. Also what year is it that we’re pretending that curry smells bad? Curry is delicious. But it’s also just weird bc putting curry in like a tomato sauce is… pretty normal. That aside, distasteful/racist joke but probably slightly less-so than…. the normalization of sexual assault and drugging people unconsentually. Big yikes.

[@someonehere83]

Yeah some people cook tomatoes into curry sometimes

[@piscis210]

My aunt adds curry to her bolognese sauce sometimes and it tastes amazing

[@theothernavi]

i was thinking about the curry thing recently because my partner is from Germany and currywurst (sausage with curried tomato sauce) is an extremely common fast food over there. racist AND poorly researched! fun!

[@Mars-dw2zc]

esp funny bc curry powder is a british invention n not used in traditional indian cooking

[@Anna-pm3fq]

There are lots of Indian curries that are tomato based.

[@lisalove991]

As a person that's worked in a pizzeria for years, the dad joke about the pizza being round when the guy asks him how long it's gonna be made me smile, because you have no idea how many people asked me that question working there because a lot of people think pizzerias are like a little Caesars and you can get your pizza ready within 5 minutes but it took like 20 minutes there since everything was made fresh

[@polly5229]

I've watched this many times and everytime i thought meant like a LONG pizza like an oval pizza. Damn.

[@calowenby1654]

Ohhh I get it now! Thanks. This comment was educational to me on multiple levels.

[@lisalove991]

@@calowenby1654 lmao 😂 wow I didn’t realize how many likes this comment got. Yeah working in real pizzerias where the pizza takes a “long” time, can be quite difficult with people expecting its like a McDonald’s.

[@lisalove991]

@@polly5229 Aw really? Haha I got that one right away, I have always wanted to watch this movie after watching drew review it, this review made me laugh so hard I think my spouse was laughing at this one too lol

[@lisalove991]

@@atomdecay LOL you’d be surprised! I remember one time this lady called my job (at a pizzeria) asking for the Chinese food restaurants phone number down the street and legitimately getting angry with me because I told her I wouldn’t walk down the street to get the number, that isn’t my job lol. Another time this father came in with his kids because there was a karate class next door and after telling him how much time it would take he got mad at me wanted his money back then asked me where the nearest McDonald’s was 😂 it was literally a few blocks away which was the funniest part.

[@sweetea777]

Can we talk about how this movie managed to bash indians... when indians has literally nothing to do with the plot

[@tomkenning5482]

They had a bingo card of stereotypes. If they got gays in, they'd have a full house They have italian, Indian, sassy black woman, british, they really went to town with unnecessary stereotyping

[@tomkenning5482]

@roan I've not seen the full movie, I don't intend to either lol

[@snarkysmile]

the movie was produced and written by Vinay Virmani. an indian. but ok sure it’s racist lmao

[@leslie1302]

HECK their race doesn’t make a movie less racist...

[@twinbruisesonmyshins]

@@snarkysmile but at the same time.. not everybody watching the movie is Indian. it stereotypes the only Indian in the movie, pushing the idea that "haha its because thats the accent! they sound like this!!!" to people who may not know shit abt Indian culture.

[@cloudofreverie786]

Blonde Emma Roberts wouldn't have done this.

[@thankunext5602]

yeah she would have ran a sorority where everybody gets murdered

[@shiannafoxx]

@@thankunext5602 And would have named everyone Chanel

[@normzan]

@@shiannafoxx and participate in a Dare death-game

[@dedgrips]

Thank,u next and beat her boyfriend 😬

[@thankunext5602]

yeah brunette Emma wouldn't have the guts to do any of that she would probably get sent to boarding school in England by her dad

[@will.i.kiwalla]

Found out recently that Haydens aunt is a volunteer for the shelter I work at, asked if I was a fan of the "space wars" movies and then showed me photos of him with his daughter at some family thing from before covid, it was trippy but pretty cool

[@womp2x]

Wait that’s so cool

[@RavenclawNimbus]

Ah, yes, my favorite, _s p a c e w a r s_

[@Handle5307]

Cant believe Hayden was so chill around all the fire in the pizza oven. Didnt work out so well last time...

[@tucosalamanca5818]

“He sounds like if spaghetti could talk” Damn, why was that so accurate

[@alb6rns125]

Will Da Pensive Penguin Dood r/rareinsults

[@RuminatingRaptor]

It was. 😂😂😂

[@fi9263]

And it’s like stale old spaghetti you put in the microwave but it’s still cold

[@probablynotabigtoe9407]

The mom "She left for the Aero port!

[@lacyperry2350]

That part got me 😂

[@oona791]

“If Hayden Christiansen brought ME pizza? There’d be TWO different sausages I’D be sucking on” LMAO I LOST IT

[@ari3707]

SAME.

[@derangedyarn6544]

Y'all telling me this boy is straight? Bitch please

[@gentlesandladymen]

I-

[@retakethesmash]

I understand the joke but who sucks on their pizza to consume it...

[@saphass]

Retardicus ...you mean you don’t?

[@eh7322]

I'm sorry but did grandma just mouth I'm pregnant in the ear of the grandpa at like 14:14 ? That's actually hilarious, I was thinking they missed a pregnancy reference LOL

[@reginageorge9349]

@Kristian Alexis she reversed her menopause, the pizza was just too good

[@joshc5613]

​@@reginageorge9349you ever eat a pizza so good you start ovulating

[@bugdavies]

i love that idea of an accurate weed spike scene. Just everybody in the restaurant eating the pizza and being like "yo this pizza is so good" and ordering more pizza

[@deuceydee3506]

That would actually be a hilarious and clever twist. The rival family thinks putting weed in the pizza will sabotage them, but it ends up making them more money, because the stoned customers order even more pizza

[@SickDuckler]

"That's why they call it little Italy, because it never changes" What does that even mean

[@ianmullmusic]

I literally screen recorded that part of the trailer so i could figure out if anyone i knew could make sense of it. No luck

[@Sophia-jq9cb]

Little minded? Like close minded? I honestly have no clue

[@nothinghappens9811]

Maybe it was a veiled small dick joke. She said 'little' pretty menacingly. So maybe she meant 'nothing ever changes' like 'that shit still ain't get more than 3 inches and you're not a teenager anymore'? IDK, it's weird.

[@isabelgonzalez4662]

I took it as it so small that nothing ever has changed. Like how small towns are always the same. It’s a weird way of saying though 😄

[@huekaluvr]

im thinking something along the lines of this: little as in little kid. kids are young. little Italy never changes. thats just my way of seeing it

[@monke980]

The cop scene isn't horny that's sexual assault.

[@vincentfreddoyle7555]

im too lazy to rewatch the video so timestamp please?

[@monke980]

@@vincentfreddoyle7555 4:13

[@gayvagina7353]

Agreed!

[@gayvagina7353]

@@vincentfreddoyle7555 4:22

[@coderelease9145]

yup

[@geovannibotticella7822]

I can confirm that my grandpa (an Italian who immigrated to the US in the 50s) started facing oppression again after this movie released.

[@KathBorup]

You know it's a bad movie when theres an airport kissing scene and when everyone at the airport (that doesn't know the main characters) somehow cares about them being together.

[@steffanyeyre7287]

"So if their grandparents got married, then now they are technically cousins." Its just Star Wars being Star wars....

[@comixproviderftw_02]

Poor Hayden can’t escape it.

[@deyedrah]

It's a movie about family

[@sophie-fl8kq]

rise of skywalker tease ✨

[@ray2266]

This feels familiar

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

I take offense to that.

[@saladasscass3499]

I always thought that Hayden was just such a dedicated actor that he really just burnt himself to a crisp and lost his limbs just for the sake of the movie. Glad to see he’s still alive but disappointed to know that he’s not as dedicated to star wars as I had thought

[@RepKyle95]

Nah he just got REALLY good prosthetics and a LOT of skin grafts

[@milohuneu4259]

Kyle Atkins-Weltman obviously.

[@aidansouder6048]

Glad to see him staring blankly into the pizza oven after all that fire... I know the PTSD must have been rough.

[@oceanguy1249]

Aidan Souder I’m just proud of him that he’s no longer scared of the hit Disney XD children’s tv show: kick buttowski: suburban daredevil

[@lordrathut]

No, he just had a limb and hair transplant, which is why he doesn't have that curly Revenge of the Sith hair anymore

[@TurangaNibbler]

Amanda calling the soccer goal a hoop is my level of athleticism

[@choosehappy9224]

You know how some people have KZbin videos that they replay sometimes as a comfort video? This is one of mine lol.

[@panpani5079]

Sex: exist This movie: *I HAVE ACHIEVED COMEDY*

[@WickedPhase]

oh shit its damnyell

[@imienazwisko3204]

Pan banan xD

[@lauratroy13]

Aka every 00s comedy

[@scremah3250]

“Wh-what are you doing step-cousin?”

[@savannahlevy97]

Every "adult" cartoon.

[@IamWickedlyAmazing]

This movie even has the stereotypical "and then everybody clapped" scene I'm -

[@AJ-yr8ol]

It's like a that happened story.

[@oikawaponyo6591]

AJ Phaneuf *nugget*

[@robotcraft_gr9153]

im- not gonna finish the sentence cause putting a “-“ at the end of a sentence makes better, even though i know it doesnt-

[@AJ-yr8ol]

@@oikawaponyo6591 Nugget agrees.

[@newleft2254]

I laughed so hard at the "there's a reason they call it Little Italy... cause nothing changes around here" LOOOOOOOOL

[@60s70s.Loverr]

that’s emma roberts for you 😂😂

[@genevawelsh9133]

"I saw in the hologram Anakin...eating pizza and playing soccer with younglings"

[@cartoonvideos5]

😂 wonderful comment

[@hopepapernacky]

you: Little Italy me, an idiot: *L i t a l y*

[@nee7617]

Big brain energy

[@bloodmuzzle]

Litaly is what cool kids call Italy.

[@larabulek1344]

Correction: *me, an intellectual

[@liljanyronen4594]

thats called being very british

[@omnical6135]

i think you mean "me, a genius" cause that's genius

[@cailynrushin3114]

Hayden’s character would be played by Noah centineo if it was made today

[@BexMcInulty]

Idk two years ago seems like 'today' enough for me

[@decderbyshire1145]

It was two years ago

[@tablegames9613]

imagine lmao those who like noah centineo have no taste.

[@tablegames9613]

@Montan yeah I got that lol just saying I can't believe other people actually like him, to stress op's point haha

[@letsdotheforkinthegarbaged8292]

You afraid you might get *WET*

[@TheVirakahScale]

As a Canadian citizen since birth, I can verify that we all, do in fact, have italian accents.

[@thisisfyne]

I concur

[@robbieliddle2462]

I don't know if this is a fun fact but I have really fond memories of me and my late mother watching this awful movie and having a blast. It may suck but I'll always be grateful to be able to look back on Anakin's Pizza Adventure and smile. Especially the ladder scene, where we both realised after most of the movie, at the exact same time that this man was in fact Hayden Christensen, the Anakin Skywalker, to which I just turned to her and said "I ate them... I ate them all... Not just the pizza. But the pasta. And the calzones too... I ate them!!"

[@olive8126]

the fact this film was 2 years ago, and not when both actors were starting out baffles me

[@nnao6535]

olive ye I was so confused, these are established actors. How could they go through with this script

Nna Oranuba and low salary

[@overxgaming7948]

@@nnao6535 money

[@ghostinaflower3911]

when i watched it the other day i thought it was a 2015 movie 💀💀

[@accountsequity5587]

For real, I kinda understand Hayden but Emma Roberts?

[@anxiousdumpling5041]

This is like a non-Christmas themed Hallmark movie

[@kayrose6670]

Its a pizza-themed one

[@nadiamurray8369]

🤣

[@bellaloveseminem]

Wait was yes

[@rylee1222]

This comment is underrated

[@DD-gl3gx]

You didn’t know they had those?? There are tons of non Christmas hallmark movies, most are like this

[@lukehauser1182]

The replay of the "going in for the kiss" scene had me laughing out loud 7:45

[@jg1404]

This video has probably made more money and probably has more views than the actual movie does at this point I bet.

[@2kn111]

Theory: This movie was written in 2005 but the script got lost behind Hayden Christensen’s couch until he moved in 2018 and he picked up the script, brushed the dust off and thought “Finally, an excuse to practice my Italian accent”

[@ps1hagrid786]

Yeah, there's no way that that's two years ago.

[@Cheyne_TetraMFG]

“Finally an excuse to ask a man if his hand is on my ass”

[@Henderson10666]

“Becaus-a of-a Obi-Wan

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

What do you mean, “theory”? That’s LITERALLY what happened.

[@thisaccountsucks3225]

“Finally, an excuse to be sexually harassed”

[@courtney-leighkelly1169]

The film was pretty bad, but wow, those pizzas sure know how to act like pizza! So natural, so cheesy, lovely square boxes, you can tell they went all out for the main cast. Shame all the back up actors/actoresses ruin this masterpiece.

[@dinaknifati9373]

actresses&

[@pokaay3163]

@@dinaknifati9373 No. it’s actor-esses now.

[@the_bruh4321]

Oscar deserving performances by the pizzas for sure

[@prig1557]

I saw a behind the scenes where the pizza was being nice. They weren't too needy or mean. They were pretty nice.

[@jhonfrom1]

the movie was amazing

[@SamSherr-Nelson]

Why does he in the poster look like he's just thinking, "boy, what have I gotten myself into" but also like he can see through my clothing.

[@YouTubeaccoubr]

I like the videos where Amanda's husband features the most. He should make his own channel

[@tyler1168]

" But they had the Indian charecter say it so it's not racist" Big bang theory jokes in a nutshell

[@JK-yj7cg]

Emily in Paris in a nutshell

[@THE326JORDAN]

@@JK-yj7cg being french isn’t a race 💀

[@JK-yj7cg]

(And btw the Chinese lady is played by a Korean actor)

[@Dakerappur]

When you like the Big Bang Theory-

[@coastaku1954]

@@Dakerappur The Big Bang Theory is actually funny, it's better than all of the other sitcoms after it

[@beniiviara2042]

This feels like a lele pons skit but instead of Latina it’s Italian

[@ps1hagrid786]

Oh my god, that's it

[@googlywoogly]

Beni Iviara latina italian latalian latiinaa

[@KelseyDrummer]

"Did I mention I'm ITALIAN?!"

[@slplssgr]

Ur pfp is cool, I kinda wanna draw it ._.

[@nugget2113]

Beni Iviara IT’S BECAUSE I’M ITALIAN

[@LezbeOswald]

not at all surprised that a movie that had a man get sexually assaulted in broad daylight as a joke also starred Emma Roberts...

[@erikapavedtheway]

explain?

[@bigclitenergy]

frfr

[@intergalactic-loser]

@@erikapavedtheway Emma Roberts was either alleged or caught being domestically violent to her partner (I'm not too familiar with it)

[@circusbugs_]

​@@intergalactic-losershe was caught but he didn't press charges

[@mckaylamurphy5336]

Fr…

[@cara_carambola]

12:16 that pizza looks dry af

[@ophelielikes]

They're supposed to be childhood friends but Hayden Christensen is 10 years older than Emma Roberts. He's closer in age to Alyssa Milano, who's playing her mum. That kind of thing annoys me lol

[@Amandagooden]

Ophélie oh yeah I forgot to mention that.. so weird lol

[@fanfandom551]

Probably bc they always have to make the girl "hotter" by having a younger actress. At least that's how most of these movies go for some reason

[@evanshotfirst]

Hayden Christensen is used to roles where there’s a significant age gap between he and his love interest

[@imienazwisko3204]

It was just a normal childhood friendship between a 10 year old and a 20 year old 😁

[@astrangermagi]

It doesn't only annoy me it disgusts me, women are not allowed to fucking age

[@anisahs2110]

_"If Hayden Christensen brought me pizza, there'll two different sausages I'll be sucking on"_ - Drew Gooden, 2020

[@fishsodas3629]

ᴘ!ᴀᴛᴅ wth are you doing

[@orbsorbs8465]

ᴘ!ᴀᴛᴅ I don’t think L.A. Devotee has anything to do with this comment-

[@andrewgust-anderson5612]

*Danny Gonzalez

[@orbsorbs8465]

Ayumi Gust-Anderson Kurtis Conner*

[@actualtrash1479]

allen Cody ko*

[@arianzclub8847]

Honestly, the best part of this video is the shots, where Drew Gooden and his wife are just so perfectly in sync, and that is just so wholesome. :)

[@lenie5402]

this video is pure comfort to me. i watch it at least once a week. no time to unpack.

[@winsteila]

SAME WTF bro i’ve watched this so many times

[@icecreamsundd]

You get it

[@k.k.8796]

I forgot how funny Amanda's husband was. Kinda wish he would do KZbin too.

[@Natalie-101]

I know! Dannys great!

[@mr.chicken2723]

Haha what an original comment and not at all on every video she’s in.

[@Natalie-101]

@@mr.chicken2723 of course it is it's a running joke with him and his fans

[@mr.chicken2723]

Natalie I didn’t know sorry but it doesn’t make any funnier

[@How2Disappear195]

Mr. chicken wow, you’re probably a Danny stan even though Amanda is the funny one :/

[@ieatgarbage8771]

I physically cringed when they starting stealing Gordon Ramsey lines

[@flora_7719]

that is a crime no one can atone to

[@lizzy5947]

I will personally murder them if Gordon doesn’t

[@lvbboi9]

That was just.... It makes make me want to make an actual sandwich with them

[@thedollhouse421]

*ramsAy, not ramsEy.

[@jonahgregory7198]

I watched this and realized I’m wearing the same shirt as drew and now it’s probably one of my favorite shirts

[@tonycornejo74]

I’ve watched this video a million times but I’m making pizza for dinner and am also painfully depressed so this is gonna soak my brain in serotonin, thank you Drew.

[@wassabiloverlover6490]

i hate how this “drew” guy is constantly clogging up amanda’s screen time. why is she giving him so much attention

[@maggiee639]

She feels bad for him.

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Yeah, the writers really did her dirty.

[@mack8414]

Her ghost feels bad for dying in Afghanistan and leaving him alone.

[@Mangobaskets]

Why can’t he just go back to his own channel, Danny Gonzalez?

[@snakes7303]

Doggo Right? Gosh..Is this a collaboration special or something smh.

[@user-pc2gh9tu5x]

Are we just gonna ignore that this movie had a man get sexually assaulted and groped as a joke?

[@joyphil4399]

It was absolutely revolting

[@muskanie2055]

Men getting sexually assaulted has always been a "funny" concept in pop culture, dismissing it off under the veil of "men like it", most of the time a friend of the person who was assaulted would ask them whether the offender was attractive and if they were then he is a "lucky man".

[@garlicbread3170]

And by a police officer too...

[@joannagaga04]

No we better not

[@joannagaga04]

@@muskanie2055 its just so sick. Why still need change for equality as we can see here aswell

[@Jupiter-ng1yi]

I've watched this video so many times. Little Italy feels vaguely familiar, like something my mom would watch on her computer when I was little and she wanted to watch a "naughty" movie. Also Drew and Amanda's takes on the movie are hilarious.

[@MooImABunny]

this movie was my second date with an ex, and I didn't hide how dumb I thought everything was, but I usually commented tastefully, and she agreed even though we kinda knew what we're going into. When Nicki started going to the airport I couldn't keep it in. I was like no. No. Noooo not an airport scene, you can't do this to me, ahhh Other people around me laughed along so it was fine, and the date was good, but yeah. horrible movie

[@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321]

"She pretty much just gets drunk and eats pizza the whole the time and things work out for her" oh okay so when she does it things are great but when i do it i'm a dissapointment, i see how it is

[@masterblocker1426]

hahahahah self deprecating joke ahhahahaha i also have depression and i’m so quirky ahhahahahahah

[@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321]

@@masterblocker1426 are you okay

[@masterblocker1426]

UwU Bite Me Bitch hahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha no

[@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321]

@@masterblocker1426 good talk

[@whothehellissalem]

this movie seems like it was written, directed, edited and performed by sims.

[@DelaneyJane00]

this is the perfect description

[@enderkai618]

oh my god it all makes sense now

[@ArturGlass.C]

Yes that's it. You solved it.

[@caoimhedoesstuff9293]

Sims could do better.

[@ArturGlass.C]

@@caoimhedoesstuff9293 Don't be hard on them some things probably got lost in the english translation.

[@MatthewCuciti-ui9gr]

"I have the high ground, Nicky" fucking slayed me

[@womp2x]

I love how Hayden gave his character who isnt Italian an accent but Chris Pratt didnt give his character who IS Italian an accent.

[@cliveconrad6460]

“To say this movie is as cheesy as the pizza that appears in practically every frame of it is something of a compliment. That's because cheese is awesome and cheesy pizza is doubly awesome. This film is not.” - a Rotten Tomatoes review I found

[@spuzzgekma]

Peak literature

[@pigeon842]

Poetic

[@Bullitthiphop]

This sounds like a Drew review lol

[@bailey353]

I want to like this but it has 666 likes

[@pluto663]

Cheese is fucking gross

[@mrhyde6834]

I want a Romeo and Juliette movie where all the characters are 1000% more Italian and the Montagues and Capulets are opposing pizza joints

[@propogandalf]

How has that not been done yet? I bet you it has

[@menoguchi]

@@propogandalf Yeah, it's called Little Italy (jk jk lol)

[@anikag98]

It's been done and it's called Pizza My Heart and it's terrible and amazing

[@mrhyde6834]

Oh my god that title is glorious

[@royalblueanimations]

Boy do I have a movie for you

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Honestly, it makes me so happy to see Hayden in Kenobi show and Ahsoka, he's getting the love he deserves, especially after this disaster of a movie

[@th0rn3]

making a movie on the premise of “hayden christensen and emma roberts are both hot” apparently wasn’t good enough

[@RebeccaGomezToronto]

I live in Toronto. Little Italy isn't a town, it's a small neighbourhood and nothing like this has ever happened. ever. not even one time. ever.

[@Lefurmage104]

CIAOOOOO

[@lvbboi9]

cheese

[@runawaygemm5397]

I have Italian parents, and I don’t think they’ve ever made pizza while at their house

[@CapnHindsightt]

No shit

[@sonofaquack6987]

Corra Gem impossible

[@nathancraig4710]

this movie is sterotyped like a Disney channel sitcom

[@AimStar92]

It must be a Parody i cant belive that's a real Movie and where did the 8Mill goes ? Pizza ?

[@logantobias2216]

“Love isn’t words, it’s one word!” Had me dying 😂😂

[@jerrysanchez5453]

Dude seriously the whole budget was blown on pizza

[@dantenagarjuna811]

i like how he says “i’m not sponsored by pizza”, not a specific company. Just, Pizza

[@socialnorm3295]

Pizza

[@abiyaarkbindokuzyuzyirmi7840]

I mean I saw someone being sponsored by pork so it could happen (it was pork.org I believe)

[@lvbboi9]

Pizza

[@Lefurmage104]

AND THE SPONSOR OF TODAYS VIDEO IS PIZZA

[@orppranator5230]

And then keeps the pizza image on screen, as if it’s a picture.

[@FreshGirl3000]

Why does his hair look so... fake? Almost worse than his accent. This movie is a mess.

[@elimina5197]

Americans think every Italian has dark hair, so they HAD to dye his hair in the worst way ever

[@TheSweetgurliee]

His hair has always looked fake when its dark i agree! At least 4 movies ive seen him in it looks fake . So bizarre lol

[@krebooted5944]

i thought you meant drew

[@mariasorbo9296]

Kind Souls same lol

[@AnaMaria-ei8ib]

Hey the only thing that matters is that Amanda loves him that way :(

[@breakingoff]

Hayden probably begged so hard for that high ground shot

[@thetaargolis]

Spiking your nemesis' pizza sauce with weed, is the worst idea ever! Sales are going to go through the roof, everyone will be ordering/eating more pizza when the munchies kick in

[@hudazavery5638]

I live in Toronto and I met Emma Roberts while she was filming Little Italy. And as I talked to her and took a photo with her, I looked around the set and there was just pizza everywhere. Everywhere. The place reeked of pizza sauce. I didn’t understand why there was so much pizza. Now I know

[@apocaloptigon9988]

tomate

[@katielyons3603]

Apocaloptigon this comment is confusing but also makes sense

[@julesk2629]

What was she like?

[@ThisAdventureFamily]

Huda Zavery seeking subscribers m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/g4O3gKGaiMqBnKM

[@katielyons3603]

This Adventure Family no

[@Noops_AU]

Me: Oh lol this mid 2000s movie should be a fun mess Drew: "This came out 2 years ago" Me: "2 WHAT"

[@oblivioustothejoke7261]

2 years. He literally said it.

[@borger7171]

ObliviousToTheJoke i believe you are missing the point of the joke, which makes sense, considering your name

[@uniqueman5667]

Yes I am god is a good man 3rd man and a man and a man of the lord God is a God is a God of the lord God of God of the people who are hope for you are not funny or u don't know it but you have a good understanding and you have a great sense and respect and respect for the people you are in and you are not the only one who is this playable on the other side of the lord God is not a man or woman that ain't so only that ain't no way you will not have the courage and respect that God of you are to have a true meaning in your blow that ain't the world that is the best way for him and the people that he is not in love with him and you have to have him in your mind

[@queensaharaice7376]

Same reaction

[@Ilikefiremen]

@@oblivioustothejoke7261 it's a joke he knows its 2 years ago

[@EDDIELANE]

Actual anthem of stoners: i LIKE TO SIT HERE, SIT HERE. I LIKE TO… SIT HERE.

[@shotsfired3271]

"I have the high ground Nicky" Is the most underrated Drew Gooden line ever

[@lilfill25]

I was an extra and I absolutely knew this was going to be trash immediately

[@greffen]

Felipe Matos wait what was that like?

[@hamthehamster1892]

you can’t just leave us hanging like that got dammit

[@erismason3441]

Come back here and elaborate my dude

[@serii1588]

tell us the story dude

[@lilfill25]

Don't know what to say it was two days of shooting the scene where they compete for the best pizza and randomly had body builders and babes with bikinis it was random as fuck but the acting and writing was corny as far as I could tell but they fed us. In the trailer my dumbass is literally eating with a stain on my shirt

[@OwlBard]

I hate in how movies like this the ' girl groups ' are like OBSESSED with each other's love lives. As if that's apparently that's all women talk about? I guess they don't have lives outside of that? I don't why that bothers me so much but it does.

[@benanderson89]

It's the same with me and groups of blokes in films like this. Apparently all men talk about is how they slammed the hot blonde last night over bud lights (god I hate American cinema), when in reality the last thing I talked about with friends was seafood.

[@sonofaquack6987]

benanderson89 I dunno if it’s specifically American cinema. Maybe you the just watching *bad* American cinema. Like this

[@Lily-1175]

It bothers me too, like I hate that like ew

[@part-timeloser1662]

Literally only talk about my friends' love lives when something big happens like starting dating someone or getting married otherwise we mostly talk about food

[@dorian417]

#failingthebechdeltest

[@allyu6]

sometimes when im stressed i watch all the videos with Amanda and I feel better love you amanda hope you get your channel back

[@Jake_C75]

This is my comfort YT video

[@bruinleney4942]

My kind of person holy shit

[@Jake_C75]

@@bruinleney4942thanks lol

[@deezgod45]

@@bruinleney4942this is funny to read when you both look at each others profile pictures

[@icecreamsundd]

Mine too

[@NyolateAMV]

So Drew's wife is basically just Drew with long hair.

[@mundial200]

Or Cody Ko's girlfriend blonde twin

[@geekinc3293]

The perfect couple

[@hecksongs9803]

Drew's wife? You mean, Amanda's husband, right?

[@pent4502]

Uhh.. Drew and Amanda are obviously Danny Gonzalez in wigs...

[@bigboy5978]

NMH rocks!!

[@nicollecama]

Don't tell anybody but he secretly loves watching these movies

[@Gray-ve9qt]

you got your comment liked by Danny, good job

[@piperbennett2776]

@Grace now he’s truly greg

[@knashboi3914]

Grace lol wrong channel it's Kurtis not Danny

[@reagan4888]

@@knashboi3914 omg I can't believe he forgot the extra greeting

[@karmenhubbard7833]

@grace yeah this is kurtis

[@InsertNameHere911]

“I have the high ground Nicki” Goddamn that was the funniest line in the video

[@katierobertson1682]

As someone whos parents' parents got married.. its definately hard to explain. I usually dont until someone asks why i celsbdate boxing day instead of christmas day (which has to do with me only baving one set of grandparents). And people always get confused. To clarify, my parents got married before my grandparents, and my parents are now divorced so its easily forgetable for us kids.

[@jenniferl.8111]

“If spaghetti could talk” I think you mean misghetti

[@Lexilove2016]

But if he doesn't miss it, it's not missghetti

[@SurahOnline]

Lmao 😂😂 Nice!! 👏

[@KO-vb4tg]

No one misses this :/

[@camdenewing7501]

Misghetti callback!

[@melancholyrambles]

"dinner's ready!" :starts boiling water;

[@melonhead8052]

This movie seems like if someone forced the actual production of one of Michael Scott’s movies

[@sakura_branches]

Nah, Threat Level Midnight is a classic that deserves a Dundie. idk wtf this is

[@mariam_ghani]

THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT

[@spider_meg]

Michael Mangesi I screamed

[@michaelconticchio7505]

yoo_csaba

[@fawnfever418]

That’s extremely accurate

[@Lukeishness]

I had to come back to this video to leave a comment, may aunt told me she unironically loves this movie and has seen it 50+ times… nothing else to add but I felt I needed to share this

[@foetief9095]

how did they somehow make this character more awkward trying to flirt than young anakin😭

[@KarlSnarks]

Puting weed in your rival's pizzas sounds like the worst idea. All those stoned people will get the muchies and only buy more of your rival's pizzas.

[@frostyskeletons8950]

Right

[@bbangpopp]

UNDERRATED

[@straightupanarg6226]

It's like fentanyl, but funny!

[@tatacraft791]

tbh yeah

[@kabir2077]

Also illegal.

[@irenetrovalusci1061]

As an italian, I'm actually surprised that they never eat pasta

[@laurenb3813]

Inriek _ thank you oml

[@laurenb3813]

or risotto

[@violante5247]

sembra non abbiano mai incontrato una persona italiana

[@smallbutmighty1645]

Or actual focaccia

[@publioaurelioperonciniano3403]

Or actual pizza I'd say

[@b4stard_sweet]

The way Drew uses the "your hand on my ass?" scene so often but we never get the context.