13 WORST Ways To DIE

[@EasternEuropean83]

"Any final words? TOO BAD" fucking decapitates 💀

[@ollie.bolliee]

real lol

[@larsbrresen8495]

I did it❤haha

[@Marzy_cat_Star]

​@DontReadMyPicture153get these Bots out of here

[@SarahSuarse-xq1sz]

@DontReadMyPicture153I did it

[@SarahSuarse-xq1sz]

I did it

[@kirarobbins96]

Fun fact: the phrase "Pulling your leg" (British slang for having a joke) comes from hangings. Because they used to be so botched, like Kris said, family members/friends in the watching crowds would often run to the victims afterwards to pull on their legs, ensuring the neck would break so their loved one didn't have to suffer for longer than needed.

[@lunaunigalaxy3095]

I did not know that thanks

[@Justino-mk8fr]

That's so silly🍆🍑

[@сесилияалександрова]

10x, I was always wondering!

[@moramet]

My family members have used that phrase for as long as I can remember (we're American). I love the backstory

[@UrLocalEntertainment]

oh wow I love it😊

[@CrewAnne87]

Omg this is probably the most dramatic way Pete has ever died 😂

[@NotA_Cookie4ever]

Yes😂

[@SophiaKunst]

YES

[@Thebestever12345]

16 minutes ago!!!!!!❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

[@autumngacha0]

True😂😂😂😂

[@Navy_Seal123]

Fr💀

[@aliyahpulido953]

Another fact about the Brazen Bull is that its creator was a famous sculptor who was commanded by a tyrannical emperor, who also practiced cannibalism, to make a torture/execution device. When he presented the finished bronze sculpture to the emperor, he was both horrified and excited... and promptly volunteered the sculptor as the first "test subject." So yes, the first person to die in the Brazen Bull was the person who created it.

[@its.jaylyn_babes]

that's crazy. seems fair tho

[@gemeralderin]

Sounds about right.

[@Spiderweeeeeee]

The Brazen bull was not the way he died the king said it was a joke about halfway through and took him out and then threw him off the cliff for the final blow

[@candacetschakert4193]

@@SpiderweeeeeeeJesus Christ, that’s insane. I can only imagine how betrayed I would’ve felt if I were the creator. but i assume he was forced to sculpt the torture device, do you know?

[@Spiderweeeeeee]

@@candacetschakert4193he was forced, then burned, not till death then thrown off a clif

[@crystaljasscat09]

Fun fact, prisoners used to fight over who was going to the gilotine first as the blade would get dull and it would take multiple tries

[@RottenAvocado3]

SLAM “it didn’t work jerry” “Do it again” “OH S###”

[@meat-hook]

So fun, that fact..

[@pagejohnson7188]

Oh god

[@xGodric]

Another "Fun Fact" is that the head can survive some time after being decapitated. Imagine watching a cheering crowd before being thrown in a dark box, fully understanding what has happened

[@lindsayb25]

I came to the comments to say this!!!!

[@Xtoxicgoddesx]

The creator, Perillus, was actually the first victim of the Brazen Bull. The ruler at the time wanted a “demonstration” and ordered Perillus to be put in it after he showed it off to Phalaris

[@ganelle]

OMG

[@missj9186]

Kharma

[@Lil_Ducky97]

He didn’t die from it though, they took him out and after he demanded to be paid for his work he was thrown off a cliff because they assumed it should be a gift lol

[@frickfrack7075]

​@@Lil_Ducky97damn the entitlement 😅

[@TheParez]

@@frickfrack7075you really think rules back then didn't just outright expect and demand things from people? naive fool!

[@Akiraz.silly.corner]

“Any final words?” *Pause* “TOO BAD” THAT WAS AN AMAZING INTRO XD

[@BeccaWatson-qk1ze]

That really was an amazing intro. I was laughing so much.

[@Charlotte-iz8vh]

I love Kall Me Kris

[@thomasarmstrong3917]

The crucifixion nails went straight through the medial nerve in the wrist, and likewise between the upper toe bones. So you were suspended by and on your own nerves, and the only way to breathe was to push/pull on the nails to be able to breathe out. You basically suffocated for days only being able to breathe when the fight/flight reflex got so bad that you would push through the pain to take another breath.

[@finallycleanswiftie]

Poor Jesus, I love my Savior so much! He is so amazing for us, he even died in this excruciating way to save us from our sin. He is all powerful and could've hopped off that cross if He wanted to, but He didn't! He chose to die, for us, in our place! And if you believe in Jesus is God's only Son and sent Him to get crucified, and rose up 3 days later, and you confess that Jesus is Lord, you'll be saved! Romans 10:9-10 says "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. For with the heart one believes and is justified, and with the mouth one confesses and is saved." And you'll get to go to Heaven and be with God and Jesus someday! So please, everyone, Jesus is magnificent and loves you more than your spouse, friends, parents or anyone else ever could! He wants to see you in Heaven with Him for eternity! 1st Corinthians says, "O death, where is your sting? O hell, where is your victory?" Jesus has the power to save each and every one of us from our sin, with deseserves Hell, and always know that with Jesus, anything is possible and death is powerless because of God's everlasting love for us! ❤

[@ShrekEverdeen]

It would have been hard to place the nails because according to the Bible no bones were broken in the process, there are two bones in the wrist which are so close together it would be difficult to nail in between

[@Toohottorot]

1:16 - The Brazen Bull 4:02 - Scaphism 6:21 - Blood Eagle 8:56 - Roman Candle 11:37 - Iron Maiden 14:00 - Boiling 15:48 - Keelhauling 18:23 - Hanging 20:06 - Rat Torture 21:58 - Drawing and Quartering 24:16 - Crucifixion 26:30 - Pear of Anguish 28:00 - Guillotine

[@makishacook8436]

Thank you

[@wmdkitty]

Pear of Anguish is a great name for a metal band. (And up the Irons, of course!)

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Youre the god of the latest news

[@Ayden_frfr]

I would be crucifixion at 1 it was the worst way to die in someplace I forgot 😅

[@MuffinHeeler12]

My great-great-great-great grandfather was educated by the iron maiden

[@That-TVD-Girly]

“they are dead it doesn’t matter”. Omg I love Kris 12:49

[@marymcnamarah7799]

Me to bro me too

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

"yuhsss"

[@exakelgaming]

this should be on a shirt!

[@ShannonAdams-d1s]

That one reminds me of the chokey from Matilda the original

[@4RILDIGITAL]

Some of these execution methods are beyond horrifying. It's crazy how cruel humans can be.

[@daanwilmer]

Or how inventive people are who want to make up stories of cruelty. Most of these are fake, fortunately

[@Sun_vibes3]

@@daanwilmer😅

[@joansteenholdt2767]

Its crazy that humans still do horrible thing nowdays

[@NereaGaibor]

@@joansteenholdt2767 I know

[@DarrenDanso]

Tell me about it , damn

[@baj6480]

Fun fact: the reason why people who were getting hung got blindfolded is because when you are hung, there's so much force on the head, the eyes "pop out" of the socket. So people started blindfolding the hanging victims to take the human element away.

[@SlyviaElanor]

interesting and how is this 'fun'?

[@Brin-en8bl]

@@SlyviaElanorand how is it not fun?

[@SlyviaElanor]

@@Brin-en8bl personally, I think something as gross as eye balls popping out is well gross. But I guess humor is subjective.

[@Brin-en8bl]

@@SlyviaElanor I have a dark sense of humor so…

[@SlyviaElanor]

@@Brin-en8bl oh, cool

[@godrocksandruels]

I always get little shivers whenever I think of decapitation due to the possibility of still being alive for 10 to 15 seconds right after that happens

[@Stilev1]

What!? Really that freaks me out😅

[@artsysabs]

But I wonder if you’d actually be aware… or if your brain just goes crazy for a few seconds

[@BillieSmith-f5i]

​@@artsysabs yes you would still be able to hear

[@lisajones1438]

​@@BillieSmith-f5istill, you'd probably mostly be numb

[@RinCherno]

As a "strange interest" folk, like you, I LOVE this kind of light-hearted "dark" content. Thanks, Kris!

[@freddy.cheese9574]

Fun Fact Time! - The Pear of Anguish was generally disproven as a method of medieval torture, as the strength of springs at the time period that they were supposedly used were not nearly strong enough to rip open orifices, and could easily be resisted by jaw, pelvic or anal muscles depending where inserted. The jaws of the pear were also likely held closed by a latch, which would not be able to be opened when within a human, and the spring would open the jaws too quickly for the latch to be opened before inserting the device. (Don't quote me on this it is just something i remember from when I hyper fixated on medieval torture methods.) - The Guillotine was still in use in France when the first Star Wars movie came out. - Prisoners used to fight over who got to be executed first by the Guillotine as the blade dulled over time and multiple chops had to be made to finish the execution of the final prisoners is there were many to be executed.

[@JunoARain]

Most pears used corkscrews, not springs to open. As the corkscrew was turned, the device expanded.

[@Pink_thecat-lover]

Don't you love learning new fun facts?

[@tina_931theecat3]

Multiple chops!! How fun!!!1!

[@UnicornMeat512]

What spring

[@King_Soup]

My list: 1. Crucifixion - Iconic 2. Boiling - It's probably an easy death.... 3. Hanging 4. Drawing and Quartering - Also an iconic death 5. The Blood Eagle - I dreamt of it as a child, therefore I am prepared 6. Iron Maiden 7. Brazen Bull 8. Guillotine - Decapitation is scary 9. Roman Candles 10. Keelhauling 11. Pear of Anguish - It's okay, I'd give them whatever information they wanted anyway.. 12. Rat torture 13. Scaphism

[@candacetschakert4193]

if you would give the information anyway I don’t get why the pear is at 11..?

[@Brin-en8bl]

Yeah that would be my first one. No death and no torture as long as I have all the info. Heck yeah

[@L.....M]

"iconic" 😭

[@ShannonAdams-d1s]

Ok so i just wanted to share this have you seen matilda the original if so is it me or does the iron maiden kinda sound a little bit like the chokey i thinks thats were the matilda makers got the idea what do you think also i agree alot with your list

[@ShannonAdams-d1s]

Nice list

[@booknerd9850]

21:27 Fun (but also scary) Fact: The Mafia still uses this technique in their torture practices, when getting information out of people, or get back at people who have double crossed/stole from them and to the people who disrespect someone they protect. Though, they use a metal bucket and a torch gun or sometimes a lighter (if they want to drag it out for a longer period of time), with the person either tied to a chair, laid on a cool floor (to draw the rats to dig deeper) or in the most extreme way, they wield a metal suit onto the victim (this is like pieces of metal that's attached to the bucket, wrapped around them so as to prevent it being taken off.) leaving no chance of escaping death.

[@_lLexa_l]

+1 reason to not go outside

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Society's been doomed

[@i.am.zephyrine_82]

oh gosh 😣

[@сесилияалександрова]

I bet we're all wondering how you know that, and in such detail, but I'm not gonna be the one asking that question...

[@WildeAbsinthe]

​@@сесилияалександрова It's been done in movies. I know one was The Fast and The Furious. If you look it up though, it did not originate with "The Mafia", nor is mafia even mentioned.

[@Obviously_a_human]

I love how she compliments us in every single video it brightens my day

[@cathirodrigo2933]

SO glad it’s back!!! I was missing it. ❤❤❤

[@pompommcd9087]

The fact that Kris says “we all know they’d accuse me of being a witch back then” and then proceeds to say that she’s gonna rank them 1-13….😂😂😂😂 idk if that was intentional or not but I found it very funny😂😂 Love ya Kris!

[@Emokid1231]

I was thinking about whether people would accuse me of being a witch back then, the fact that ten minutes later I found this video 😂😂😂😂

[@NekomancerXoX]

Fun fact: The brain remains conscious approximately 7 seconds after decapitation. That means if you were beheaded swiftly enough, you may be able to experience your head rolling away from your body. (I forget where i heard this, but it is technically a theory, since there isnt a way to experiment or quantify that information)

[@Rainboxdish]

Actually about 25 seconds

[@jessicab7059]

In a darkly humorous way I'm just picturing someone volunteering as an experiment and trying to remember to give a thumbs up if it's true. Because obviously they couldn't yell yes with their vocal chords detached from their mouth like I first pictured.

[@poseidons_child.]

I feel like they would blink probably

[@jessicab7059]

@@poseidons_child. That definitely makes more sense! 😂

[@giannaneedshelp]

THE INTRO 😭😭 THIS WAS PURE COMEDY , I ALWAYS HAVE TO RUN WHEN KRIS POSTS ♥️‼️

[@StarlightBettaGamer]

I mean, Guillotine is probably the least horrific way to die, but you forgot to mention that A, YOU DONT DIE IMMEDIATELY you will see your head dropping to the ground before you actually die, although you'd probably be in shock and not able to actually process what's happening, you would technically still be alive for a few seconds, and B, they often didn't sharpen it after every chop, resulting in a dull blade that would take several tries to actually sever your head :')

[@masterjunko]

I was looking for this comment, another one said prisoners even fought to go first so that it'd be quicker.

[@StarlightBettaGamer]

@@masterjunko yep, i've read that too. you know you have a problem when people are literally fighting to die first lol....

[@chungliulam-sq8qo]

How does bro know this💀💀💀

[@StarlightBettaGamer]

@@chungliulam-sq8qo 👁👄👁 science

[@princecharming2381]

Um, just one question, how do you know this?

[@Kalamitymotion]

Sitting here sipping my tea as Kris casually describes a bunch of gruesome ways to die.

[@The_Skrunkly_Witch]

Ooooh jealous! What flavour tea did you have?

[@Kalamitymotion]

@@The_Skrunkly_Witch good old green tea

[@The_Skrunkly_Witch]

@@Kalamitymotion niceeeee

[@MeloniFaith]

@@Kalamitymotion I LOVE GREEN TEA! I'M OBSESSED WITH IT

[@cobra_sniper6227]

The best part about the bull is that the creator of it was executed inside of it as a test subject or something if I'm correct. Absolutely hilarious lol

[@ilyuall]

dam 😂😂

[@chenayevandenberg417]

correct

[@AnnabethChase_theGryffindor]

Best??? 😂😂 I thought I was the only one with the dark humor (Edit) oh right- we’re watching KMK 😂😂😂😂

[@davidfrederick3824]

Actually he got thrown off a cliff halfway through before he died because of something he said 🤓

[@cobra_sniper6227]

@@davidfrederick3824 eh mimes cooler

[@Confuzzled-Crow77]

I’ve been obsessed with ancient torture methods for years (not in a psychopath way, I swear) so this is just my ideal KMK video!! 🖤

[@thatrandominternetgeek]

Me too! I watched all those videos on torture methods and how they're done. Like you, not in a weird way, just in a childlike curiosity way.

[@hopeandlola5673]

Bro the fact that there are more than 190 comments when Kris just uploaded a video not even 10 minutes ago says a lot. Love you Kris! Keep it up!

[@bobblebardsley]

I got here after 18 minutes and there's over 1,100 comments so far 🥰

[@Oli_ver-qx5gi]

My list (from least to worst): 1. Guillotine (obviously) 2. Keelhauling 3. Pear of anguish 4. Hanging 5. Blood eagle 6. Boiling 7. Crucifixion 8. Drawing and quartering 9. Roman candle 10. Brazen bull 11. Iron maiden 12. Rat torture 13. Scaphism Also love your videos and how your content changes. I find some of the macabre things about the past that you deep dive into really interesting and the variety and effort you put into your videos :) thanks for being so cool

[@Air_fryer-t3f]

Is pear of anguish like a fruit that poisons you

[@weirdling5203]

@@Air_fryer-t3f A device that it put into one of the body's orifices and slowly spread outward. For example, if it were placed in the mouth, it would slowly unfold like a flower until tore holes through the cheeks and broke your jaw. However, the victims didn't die. It was more of the slow and agonizing pain of having your skin ripped apart and jaw dislocated.

[@Monstrum_Vr]

Keelhauling over hanging is crazy

[@OMUJuice]

Here's the thing, a good amount of the time The Pear of Anguish was inserted into the anus... That's why I put it way lower on my list

[@carrieberry17]

My list from least to worst 1. Guillotine 2. Hanging 3. Keelhauling 4. Pear of anguish 5. Blood eagle 6. Boiling 7. Crucifixion 8. Iron maiden 9. Roman candle 10. Brazilian bull 11. Rat torture 12. Drawing and quartering 13. Scaphism Also love your vids! ❤❤❤ they make my day 😂

[@PsychologicallyDamagedGremlin]

This was really funny to watch for me. As a kid who had a morbid curiosity of history, I knew of all but one of these methods and hearing kris saying oh that doesn’t sound too bad and them being horrified was rather funny lol.

[@norbertujvari3595]

your name is fitting

[@PsychologicallyDamagedGremlin]

@@norbertujvari3595 you let me have my denial, let me think I’m not mentally scarred

[@Dark_McNasty]

Fun fact about the Brazen Bull: the person who created it, Perillos of Athens, was also it’s first victim. The person he created it for wanted a demonstration, and poor Perillos drew the short straw.

[@OMUJuice]

Oof-

[@BeccaWatson-qk1ze]

WTF

[@xXElliesguitarXx]

I’m a former history student and medieval punishment was my favourite part of the syllabus so seeing Kris make a video on this was fun!!

[@EllaKrieger]

It’s so fascinating

[@Offcialjoomen]

I like it too but like it sounds a bit psychotic 😂

[@xXElliesguitarXx]

@@Offcialjoomen it does a bit doesn’t it?? 😂 I thought it was interesting how insane and eerily creative people got when it came to torturing/punishing people even for small petty crimes

[@Offcialjoomen]

@@xXElliesguitarXx frrrr like how do you even think of that

[@Shadowcat31]

I used to work at Medieval Times and would be in charge of "guarding the dungeon" or taking tickets from people and letting them into the Torture implements museum and on slow days after the shows were done I loved giving personal tours and talking about each of the displays. My favorite was the Pear of Anguish, it was usually only with groups of adults though lol

[@Adelaide672]

That's neat! What's the Pear of Anguish?

[@StellaHarwood-Marshall]

Adelaide, you don’t want to know.

[@Shadowcat31]

@@Adelaide672 Kris explains it in the video 😉🫰

[@-HelloItsMe-]

@@Adelaide672 26:31 this, but they inserted it down there…

[@Snix210]

Which medieval times if don't mind me asking. I spent loads of time in there when we'd go 2 the one in Kissimmee! Probably gone to over 20 shows there throughout the years & I'm sure creeped a few workers out as a kid being so interested in all medieval torture

[@ashleyguthrie572]

The human capacity for evils is just mind blowing

[@jaehdaexe]

man medieval torture devices and methods are so interesting to me despite how gruesome all of them are so I’m glad to see you talk about them. love you Kris, great video as always and hope you’re doing well!

[@SCREAMING_CROW]

Medival torture ( for some reason ) was always a topic of mystery to me, even though I had already known some of the stories told in Kris's video ( Roman candles is one ) I loved this video, and honestly? I want a part two of this, because Kris makes it extremely interesting and funny to me.

[@Sunflowerthetherian]

Squished Adam!

[@L3v1C0nway]

Time to take my pet duck out for his first swim. ADAM ADDDAMMMMMMM

[@vocal-harmony-13]

The fact that some of these were developed long after the mediaeval period....

[@purplebooger6410]

Jay is the one killing it. I mean wow brother, the way you can take us on the journey of the story is unreal. Truly art.

[@The_TD_Howell]

agreed :)

[@canda-3]

as a duch, I know very mutch about kielhaulig. It didn't get used a lot, and if it happend, most victims got proper armor, (mostly leather tho) and survive it. unfortunaly most did pass away after a few weeks due infection of the wounds they got (but most people on a boat didn't survive). compared to the others this was probaly the least worse becouse you still have a chance to survive

[@cleuziclei]

I would argue that surviving it's sometimes worse in some of this methods

[@basmathijsen4401]

Also as a Dutch person, Kris saying we seemed innocent caught me off guard due to the whole human trafficking thing we did with the VOC

[@Wakaflokaflizzl]

Umm what? This doesn't make sense in English or Dutch

[@Gasleak24]

@@basmathijsen4401haha same. I also live in South Africa and their history is pretty horrible haha

[@canda-3]

@@basmathijsen4401 fr

[@raquelgarza8241]

1 Keelhauling (can't swim anyway) 2 Guillotine (seems quick) 3 Hanging (iconic) 4 Iron Maiden (iconic) 5 Pear of Anguish (just tell them what they want) 6 Boiling (idk) 7 Brazen Bull (just pass out) 8 Roman Candles (religious trauma) 9 Crucifixion (religious trauma) 10 Blood Eagle (vikings cool. just wouldn't wanna go through this) 11 Scaphism (lactose intolerant) 12 Drawing and Quartering (ouch. why so many steps) 13 Rat Torture (no thank you)

[@veratrickster6075]

I love how much Kris is branching out. She does new and different things and evolving as a content creator. Thank you for another amazing video.

[@cheyennemarissamerrill9100]

You look so gorgeous I'm obsessed with your hair!!! I'm also so happy to see you happy 💜 Caleb treats you so well it's awesome to see my two favorite youtubers together!

[@kitkat794]

Agreed! Kris, your bangs look great! ❤

[@3choblast3r4]

I was recently introduced to Kriss and then not long after Oompaville. And then I realized they were dating (I think it's relatively new). When I saw Kriss on Oompaville's channel I could see how in love she was with the guy. It's really endearing.

[@cheyennemarissamerrill9100]

@3choblast3r4 I agree you can see the chemistry reflect on screen! I've watched both for years it's really cool to see them both together they make my heart melt 💜 I love love 🤣

[@mangled.m3ss]

21:31 I CAN’T BREATHE, I’M A HUGEEEE GHOST FAN AND I LOOKED AWAY FOR A SECOND TO JUST HEAR TOBIAS GROWLING “RATS”. Anyway, great video like always Kris! Even though these are serious topics you can still make it fun :3

[@Gonst757]

SAMEE AHH

[@mangled.m3ss]

@@Gonst757 IN GONST WE TRUST🫡

[@ghuleh6884]

FR GHOST JUMPSCARE 😭🐀

[@sketchLovesCats]

Found you 😈 IN GONST WE TRUST

[@mangled.m3ss]

@@sketchLovesCats BAHAHHA HI SKETCH IN GONST WE TRUSSTTTTT🫡

[@ImJustMe39]

Kris, I love this. I've also read and watched things about torture/execution methods through history. A little more information on "The Pear). There were also larger versions from the ones used in the mouth. These were anywhere from 10 in.-12 in. long and about 2-3 in. wide.Some had flat hooked things on the outside. With the point of the "hook" facing in a direction so that no major damage was done during insertion, but would do horrendous damage during opening. These larger versions were inserted in places below the waist. On a male prisoner...well, there was only one hole. On a female prisoner 2. When these were opened, they would tear/cut/shred internal organs. The prisoner wouldn't die right away. The blood usually stayed trapped inside. So if the loss of blood internally didn't kill them over several excruciatingly painful hours, then infection(sepsis) would, and that could take days or weeks. Keep up the great vids(loving the true crime). Much love to you and Kevin. Take Care and Stay Safe.

[@kaymeijvogel_]

I’m Dutch and it makes so much sense why we learned about keelhauling in primary/middle school, it also makes sense that they did that tbh. I was 10 first time I heard of this lmao. We learned a lot about torture methods in school tbh. Side note, the Dutch were insane, at one point they murdered and ate their prime minister and his brother “gebroeders de Witt” it’s also still not illegal to eat human flesh here. 👍🏻

[@lisastenzel5713]

I am from Germany. Same there. We learned about stuff like this at school from a very young age. Like when I was 11, we learned about the Romans and a bit about Egypt and how they would lock up the Pharao's lovers alive alongside him😅 That kinda stuff

[@Apathy6969]

I mean... It's not illegal to eat human flesh in America, either !! :3

[@Lilpeepkinn]

It may not be illegal to eat human flesh, but any way to obtain human flesh for consumption (or not) is illegal. So indirectly it is illegal.

[@bellablue5285]

I grew up in Tidewater Virginia, US, so between the history of colonists, pirates, and the Navy in the area, the school system felt learning about keelhauling was appropriate for 7-9 year olds 🤔

[@letsRumble814]

It is actually 😂​@@Apathy6969

[@kyleoates6367]

Fun fact... Iron Maidens were never used. They were designed in the Victorian era as a "medieval torture device" by showmen and fantasy writers. They were "decorated" on the inside with spikes because the contraption itself was a decoration.

[@Wile_E._Wolf]

Similar to the _spiketunnan_ in Norse culture. Essentially a wooden barrel with spikes driven through. The victim was placed inside and the barrel rolled until death. Again, it is widely prevalent in folklore but no actual recorded usage

[@Holytitmouse]

I was looking for this comment, a lot of medieval torture methods were never actually used. Iron Maiden being one of the more famous examples. The blood eagle being a second.

[@CassidyQueso]

THEY ARE LITERAL SPRINGLOCKS

[@TacticalWaffle]

Fairly positive the brazen bull was also never used. Not at all upset about it. Didn't know about the origins of the maiden, though!

[@leahlewis6487]

Excited for this one!!!!! On a side note, you should totally do a video of things you have started to find interesting or different being in Texas or the USA compared to Canada. Hope your adjusting well and enjoying it ❤

[@sir_christmas_leopold_duckson]

A buddy of mine and I used to sit around and get high and think up different torturous ways to die. One of my favorites that he came up with involved putting someone in a shed, inserting a pipe into their rectum and feeding barbed wire into it, leaving a little hanging out, removing the pipe, securing the wire to the floor, then leaving the shed and lighting it on fire, leaving them with the choice of burning to death or hastily pulling the barbed wire out.

[@MeloniFaith]

THAT'S TRAGIC DUDE

[@meowmix238]

thats such a creepy thing to think about, are you guys ok 😭

[@MeloniFaith]

@@meowmix238 YOUR PFP IS SOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!! { btw, im the one who liked your commnemt; but im just now noticing your pfp }

[@meowmix238]

@@MeloniFaith ty

[@MeloniFaith]

@@meowmix238 You're Welcome 😁❣

[@vee_the_scarred]

The blood Eagle was actually done in a scene on the TV show Vikings, there's also a viking themed tattoo shop in south of England called Blood Eagle ☺️ Also I knew about the keelhauling before, it was done in a film I watched, actually it was done on the series Black Sails, it's in Season 4.

[@pageslayer7228]

The blood eagle was also done in Midsommar. But that person was alive for a HOT minute. They were breathing while their lungs were strung up!

[@Mererid]

Keelhauling was also done in Vikings.

[@vee_the_scarred]

Edit: it was Black Sails I saw the keelhauling done, it's in Season 4. @@Mererid that could be where I saw it then, I really can't remember what I was watching where I saw it 😅 Actually pretty sure I saw it in Vikings too but it has been a while since I've watched it lol

[@vee_the_scarred]

@@pageslayer7228 not watched that.

[@StringBean-ec2iq]

I never thought my respect for a KZbinr would get any higher, but GODDAMMIT after that singular second of the Rats music video by Ghost?!?? I will literally respect you until the end of time and I will fight frigging battles for Jay and Kris!! Ya’ll are awesome!! ❤️❤️🐀

[@aarondinger4111]

I love the Ghost clip at 21:30. One of my favorite songs, and perfect timing.

[@MichaelSwolfs]

I had a heart attack of excitement when I heard it, I just saw my plushias giving me the thousand yard stare

[@lilyphelan9629]

The Pair of Anguish or also known as a choke pair, would also be used in robberies. It would usually be put in a woman’s mouth to keep them from screaming.

[@ZaddyArwin]

You always make me smile even when I’m feeling depressed af. Your compliments bring me through and I hope to someday meet you or even become friends❤️❤️

[@Redbargan]

The iconic walk into murdering Pete was absolutely stunning but hell stricken 😂

[@Aliceseve]

15:06 why was the first thing that popped up in my head when I saw Henry the 8th: 🎵DIVORCED, BEHEADED AND DIED,DIVORCED BEHEADED,SURVIVED. I’M HENRY THE 8th I HAD 6 SORRY WIFES, SOME MIGHT SAY I RUINED THIER LIFES🎵

[@lilabean.ster2]

😂😂😂 SAME IM NOT EVEN KIDDING

[@SiimplyMilo]

As soon as I saw his picture I was like “the comments probably say something abt SIX the musical”

[@emilia-w6u]

Remember nearly headless nick, whose neck was chopped 45 times by a rusty axe.

[@courtneaylayne]

Jay with the massive awesomesauce points for the few seconds of Ghost.

[@xplrsias]

THE INTROS ARE ALWAYS AMAZING LOVE YA KRISSS

[@AboveAverageFemaleCookingRoom]

Dude I’m subscribed to you

[@xplrsias]

@@AboveAverageFemaleCookingRoomheyyyyyy

[@AboveAverageFemaleCookingRoom]

@@xplrsias hiiii

[@MeloniFaith]

@@AboveAverageFemaleCookingRoom I like your name/user-name lol

[@AboveAverageFemaleCookingRoom]

@@MeloniFaith haha thanks

[@lonewolfinthetardis2640]

12:31 hearing "Rats" by Ghost had me ascending! Another banger video as always Kris!

[@MikayleaSolomon]

Something about how the video is exactly 30 minutes long just makes me and my brain so happy, love you Kris 🖤

[@porter882]

Kallmekris Ghost fan confirmed? @21:30. Also these methods are INSANE. Emperor Nero popping up so many times cracked me up though. Dude was crazy

[@spaceorc1397]

Maybe Jay is

[@Gonst757]

either way, WE STAND GHOST

[@RayvenLunaNite]

Pear of anguish: (exists) Joker: you wanna know how I got these scars?

[@dragonboy628]

No joker.... no

[@Aligatorex]

STOP😭😭

[@angleterrell9723]

OMG! THAT was amazing! Good job!

[@RayvenLunaNite]

@@angleterrell9723 thank you

[@EllaKrieger]

For some reason I was really into this as a 11-12 year old (and still kinda now) so I actually recognized a lot of these lol. So facinating.

[@JunoARain]

Same. I had a project ban from a history fair because it was based on the torture methods used by those "seeking justice" in the Salem Witch Trials. The admin were hella bothered by the paper doll displays as well as the poster. 😅

[@EllaKrieger]

@@JunoARain haha, that's amazing

[@Pasta_is_nice]

Woah! Thats kinda cool that you found it in 2024 if you were interested in it when you were a kid!

[@trashpanda_0605]

A very un-fun fact: when you're burning alive, like the Roman candle, your eyes literally melt out of your head before you even have a chance to pass out.

[@Lorehmeendee3]

Wow, that really hot me thinking! Good un-fun fact, thanks!

[@jessicaclakley3691]

Yeah, I’ve heard it causes the fluids to become a gas which leads to rupture, though I didn’t think this happened before loss of consciousness

[@LordSabbathiel]

and because entire groups were lined up to light-up an evening banquet for the elite, the area literally smelled like a roast or barbecue. A cacophony of flayed wails as the place smelled of roasted human flesh.

[@Jordyn-Jenkins]

HECK NO 😮😮

[@melodylaguna7345]

Hey Kris , I’m so happy for you and proud of you for making that big leap in ur life .Us viewers wanna see u happy !

[@MsNatalieeeee]

kris you are so beautiful! i can’t get over how you literally can pull off any hairstyle and color. this upload came just in time! watching you while i get ready for the day 💃🏼

[@Avery-e4u]

Any final words? TOO BAD! That has to be one of my most favorite fucking intros ever.

[@christell1986]

Many torture device was, in fact, not utilize. For example the pear of anguish. It's in fact not possible to "open" the mouth to this extent (or other holes...) with that. The iron maiden was also just a fashion device but not actually use as a torture device. But... there was sooo many other torture. Source : The torture museum in Lyon - France.

[@Sashaaa._.]

I was looking for this comment thank you haha

[@harveen9289]

29:21 I love how kris talked about Anne Boleyn getting her head chopped off and also talking about HenryVIII

[@Oshinn-nr6qj]

"Any final words? TOO BAD!" Like, Pete didn't even get a chance to say anything... I love it! 😂

[@maxwellkuffner9640]

You know these things weren't even the worst things Nero did he burned down 2/3 of Rome for his new castle and killed like 2 of his wifes

[@MBG16123]

Kris is always here to deliver. Making people laugh in the darkest of her videos we love you, auntie Kris.❤❤❤

[@vicky3791]

The new studio is looking amazing! You look so happy and have a new sparkle in your eyes. It suits you ❤

[@OpinochIII]

If Kris was a murder she would do it in 1,style 2:it would be mostly Pete 3,we would be kinda laughing because. Bruh she is a legend

[@TheNewestAvenger]

1: Guillotine 2: Blood Eagle 3: Hanging 4: Keelhauling 5: Iron Maiden 6: Roman Candle 7: Crucifixion 8: Pear of Anguish 9: Boiling 10: Brazen Bull 11: Rat Torture 12: Scaphism 13: Drawing and Quartering

[@dokidokiheart]

This video isn’t the happiest,but no matter what kris always make me happier. Thanks kris❤

[@manjukumarks]

Kris has a unique talent for making even the grimmest topics entertaining and informative.

[@Aubree4444]

1:25 love u Kris u make my day with ur content and ur jokes

[@poseidons_child.]

Roman Candles are so fascinating to me. I’m a Percy Jackson fan and Nero is in the third pjo series, Trials of Apollo, and SPOILER ALERT he tried to make Roman candles out of some of the campers (ToA was so graphic looking back at it). It’s just so cool to me the idea. I’m a writer if you didn’t realize btw

[@Addimae-13]

I just love how we are talking about torture and then Kris goes”well is there snacks😂😂”like I’d ask to

[@Naya.J]

I literally binged 3 vids of kris in a row then this video uploaded😭😭😭LETS GOO

[@Wolfman292]

Hey Kris, so awesome to have you living in Texas now, born and raised in waco! Hope you love it here! Ain't no other state like it 😊🙌🙌🙌🙌

[@SilentBerry]

fun fact: the brazen bull was made by a blacksmith and was requested by one of the kings and after the black smith came up with the idea and made it he was used as a test subject for the torcher device

[@mattborski]

True, saw it on the History Channel version of this episode.

[@randombananas8867]

Pete is just sitting in the back scared for his life right now😂😢😂

[@summermurphy-mz9kf]

Here in Australia we have two weeks off after each term ends and I was REALLY not looking forward to going back to school tomorrow so being able to watch this made my day.

[@purplebutterfly2334]

Love you Kris. Thank you for always cheering me up❤❤❤❤

[@_Fluir_]

Fun fact about the guillotine: they wouldn’t sharpen the knife in between the executions so inmates would fight to be first. This was because the lack of sharpening could lead to the knife not cutting through the neck at the first drop of the knife, and leading to having to live throughout multiple drops

[@theloser1nothing]

HI KRIS I LOVE U SM AND UR DOING GREAT YOUR LIFE HAS CHAGED A LOT OVER THE YEARS WATCHING YOU BUT YOU NEVER SEEM TO LET ME DOWN THANK YOU SM FOR WHAT YOU DO❤❤❤

[@Spidergirlplayz]

I love Iron Maiden and ghost, I was at a ghost concert once and it was awesome

[@fionawilliams5477]

Omgg so excited to watch!! Nooo PETE!! I love your content so much!

[@st4rw4rs4ulesyt]

As a member of the Nordic community, I can confirm, the Blood Eagle, is cool as hell, and painful.

[@sreace723]

"Do you think there's an intermission for snacks?" I'm floored!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@victorianicholson5220]

Nero sounds like the Jigsaw of his time Great video Kris! Love the set up and your hair! Love that your also using some of Oompa’s mannerisms - super sweet!

[@poseidons_child.]

Nero is special. And by special I mean crazy. He burned down like half of Rome and played the fiddle as it burned

[@Ghoulette_Liv]

21:35 WHEN I TELL YOU I JUMPED OUT MY SEAT THE MOMENT I SAW GHOST💀😻

[@SiennaPineDew]

Can we randomly appreciate the fact that this video is 30 mins EXACTLY! Good job jayyyy

[@AshtoAshes14]

The intro with Pete was hilarious! Love your hair color and cut. Hope you’re loving good ole Texas!!

[@AshtoAshes14]

I’m from Texas so get ready for the heat. I’m part Canadian but haven’t gotten chance to go up there. You and Caleb are precious, btw. How’s Ace doing and how’re the pups getting along? I’d love to see pics of Ace!

[@trulyloveaussie]

Just so you know, Kris. People used to fight over who got executed first. This was because the more peoples heads were cut off, the duller the blade got. So everyone shoved and pushed to get first so it was quick and painless. But you fight Pete so it probably wouldn't be as bad

[@makowhosleeps]

can we talk about how lovely kris’s eyes are for a sec? like they look almost purple in some lighting, it’s so pretty!

[@gemeralderin]

She's got beautiful eyes. ❤

[@MeloniFaith]

I love the shade of blue in her eyes

[@Connuts]

The number one reason I love this vid is that it is exactly 30 minutes long

[@lukaszbarszczak1775]

The most intriguing part of this video is that you have to censor yourself with certain words like death, suicide, rape, etc., but you can show and explain the most gruesome and twisted ways to maim and kill somebody, and that's a-okay.

[@localtheatregirl]

I love your videos and personality Kris! Thank you for being so funny and bubbly!

[@Sophia_Raine]

The intro really said “OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!”😅😅😅😅 Love ya Kris❤

[@Ravenart918]

I really like your videos and the true crime stories are some of my favorites. As Far as the scaphism torture, there is no evidence that it was ever used. Like the mere mention of it was so horrifying that people confessed to whatever they were accused of. And there is a story about the creator of the Brazen Bull being the first one to suffer the torture. I promise I am not a psychopath 😊

[@icky_pup]

the random ghost clips made my jaw drop ( they've been my special interest for 2 years )