13 WORST Ways To DIE

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[@EasternEuropean83]

"Any final words? TOO BAD" fucking decapitates 💀

[@DontReadMyPicture153]

Don't translate... ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้… . . ..

[@OllieBollie1214]

real lol

Don't translate... ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้… . . ..

[@larsbrresen8495]

I did it❤haha

[@MariaGarcia-oi1jt]

​@@DontReadMyPicture153get these Bots out of here

[@CrewAnne87]

Omg this is probably the most dramatic way Pete has ever died 😂

[@NotA_Cookie4ever]

Yes😂

[@DontReadMyPicture153]

Don't translate... ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้… . . ..

[@SophiaKunst]

YES

Don't translate... ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้… . . ..

[@Thebestever12345]

16 minutes ago!!!!!!❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉

[@baj6480]

Fun fact: the reason why people who were getting hung got blindfolded is because when you are hung, there's so much force on the head, the eyes "pop out" of the socket. So people started blindfolding the hanging victims to take the human element away.

[@freddy.cheese9574]

Fun Fact Time! - The Pear of Anguish was generally disproven as a method of medieval torture, as the strength of springs at the time period that they were supposedly used were not nearly strong enough to rip open orifices, and could easily be resisted by jaw, pelvic or anal muscles depending where inserted. The jaws of the pear were also likely held closed by a latch, which would not be able to be opened when within a human, and the spring would open the jaws too quickly for the latch to be opened before inserting the device. (Don't quote me on this it is just something i remember from when I hyper fixated on medieval torture methods.) - The Guillotine was still in use in France when the first Star Wars movie came out. - Prisoners used to fight over who got to be executed first by the Guillotine as the blade dulled over time and multiple chops had to be made to finish the execution of the final prisoners is there were many to be executed.

[@JunoARain]

Most pears used corkscrews, not springs to open. As the corkscrew was turned, the device expanded.

[@Pink_thecat-lover]

Don't you love learning new fun facts?

[@crystaljasscat09]

Fun fact, prisoners used to fight over who was going to the gilotine first as the blade would get dull and it would take multiple tries

[@RottenAvocado3]

SLAM “it didn’t work jerry” “Do it again” “OH S###”

[@meat-hook]

So fun, that fact..

[@pagejohnson7188]

Oh god

[@xGodric]

Another "Fun Fact" is that the head can survive some time after being decapitated. Imagine watching a cheering crowd before being thrown in a dark box, fully understanding what has happened

[@lindsayb25]

I came to the comments to say this!!!!

[@Kyunx_2150]

“Any final words?” *Pause* “TOO BAD” THAT WAS AN AMAZING INTRO XD

[@BeccaWatson-qk1ze]

That really was an amazing intro. I was laughing so much.

[@UnicornsFartOnFriday]

L

[@UnicornsFartOnFriday]

L lol L L L L L L L L L L lol L L L L lol

[@xXElliesguitarXx]

I’m a former history student and medieval punishment was my favourite part of the syllabus so seeing Kris make a video on this was fun!!

[@EllaKrieger]

It’s so fascinating

[@Offcialjoomen]

I like it too but like it sounds a bit psychotic 😂

[@xXElliesguitarXx]

@@Offcialjoomen it does a bit doesn’t it?? 😂 I thought it was interesting how insane and eerily creative people got when it came to torturing/punishing people even for small petty crimes

[@Offcialjoomen]

@@xXElliesguitarXx frrrr like how do you even think of that

[@aliyahpulido953]

Another fact about the Brazen Bull is that its creator was a famous sculptor who was commanded by a tyrannical emperor, who also practiced cannibalism, to make a torture/execution device. When he presented the finished bronze sculpture to the emperor, he was both horrified and excited... and promptly volunteered the sculptor as the first "test subject." So yes, the first person to die in the Brazen Bull was the person who created it.

[@its.jaylyn_babes]

that's crazy. seems fair tho

[@kirarobbins96]

Fun fact: the phrase "Pulling your leg" (British slang for having a joke) comes from hangings. Because they used to be so botched, like Kris said, family members/friends in the watching crowds would often run to the victims afterwards to pull on their legs, ensuring the neck would break so their loved one didn't have to suffer for longer than needed.

[@lunaunigalaxy3095]

I did not know that thanks

[@Justino-mk8fr]

That's so silly🍆🍑

[@user-vu1hh2yq7p]

10x, I was always wondering!

[@moramet]

My family members have used that phrase for as long as I can remember (we're American). I love the backstory

[@UrLocalEntertainment]

oh wow I love it😊

[@4RILDIGITAL]

Some of these execution methods are beyond horrifying. It's crazy how cruel humans can be.

[@daanwilmer]

Or how inventive people are who want to make up stories of cruelty. Most of these are fake, fortunately

[@amethyst18]

@@daanwilmer😅

[@joansteenholdt2767]

Its crazy that humans still do horrible thing nowdays

[@NereaGaibor]

@@joansteenholdt2767 I know

[@DarrenDanso]

Tell me about it , damn

[@AddilynnFranklin-yv1ph]

I just love how we are talking about torture and then Kris goes”well is there snacks😂😂”like I’d ask to

[@makowhosleeps]

can we talk about how lovely kris’s eyes are for a sec? like they look almost purple in some lighting, it’s so pretty!

[@me-the-gurly_18]

“they are dead it doesn’t matter”. Omg I love Kris 12:49

[@marymcnamarah7799]

Me to bro me too

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

"yuhsss"

[@exakelgaming]

this should be on a shirt!

[@Xtoxicgoddesx]

The creator, Perillus, was actually the first victim of the Brazen Bull. The ruler at the time wanted a “demonstration” and ordered Perillus to be put in it after he showed it off to Phalaris

[@ganelle]

OMG

[@missj9186]

Kharma

[@Lil_Ducky97]

He didn’t die from it though, they took him out and after he demanded to be paid for his work he was thrown off a cliff because they assumed it should be a gift lol

[@frickfrack7075]

​@@Lil_Ducky97damn the entitlement 😅

[@TheParez]

@@frickfrack7075you really think rules back then didn't just outright expect and demand things from people? naive fool!

[@King_Soup]

My list: 1. Crucifixion - Iconic 2. Boiling - It's probably an easy death.... 3. Hanging 4. Drawing and Quartering - Also an iconic death 5. The Blood Eagle - I dreamt of it as a child, therefore I am prepared 6. Iron Maiden 7. Brazen Bull 8. Guillotine - Decapitation is scary 9. Roman Candles 10. Keelhauling 11. Pear of Anguish - It's okay, I'd give them whatever information they wanted anyway.. 12. Rat torture 13. Scaphism

[@ashe-tk4ko]

Just so you know, Kris. People used to fight over who got executed first. This was because the more peoples heads were cut off, the duller the blade got. So everyone shoved and pushed to get first so it was quick and painless. But you fight Pete so it probably wouldn't be as bad

[@StarlightBettaGamer]

I mean, Guillotine is probably the least horrific way to die, but you forgot to mention that A, YOU DONT DIE IMMEDIATELY you will see your head dropping to the ground before you actually die, although you'd probably be in shock and not able to actually process what's happening, you would technically still be alive for a few seconds, and B, they often didn't sharpen it after every chop, resulting in a dull blade that would take several tries to actually sever your head :')

[@masterjunko]

I was looking for this comment, another one said prisoners even fought to go first so that it'd be quicker.

[@StarlightBettaGamer]

@@masterjunko yep, i've read that too. you know you have a problem when people are literally fighting to die first lol....

[@RoanTree]

The people were in no pain, and with testing, they found that they were able to respond through blinking. (five for yes, seven for no)

[@chungliulam-sq8qo]

How does bro know this💀💀💀

[@StarlightBettaGamer]

@@chungliulam-sq8qo 👁👄👁 science

[@Kalamitymotion]

Sitting here sipping my tea as Kris casually describes a bunch of gruesome ways to die.

[@Skrinkly.The.Skrunkly]

Ooooh jealous! What flavour tea did you have?

[@Kalamitymotion]

@@Skrinkly.The.Skrunkly good old green tea

[@Skrinkly.The.Skrunkly]

@@Kalamitymotion niceeeee

[@EllaKrieger]

For some reason I was really into this as a 11-12 year old (and still kinda now) so I actually recognized a lot of these lol. So facinating.

[@JunoARain]

Same. I had a project ban from a history fair because it was based on the torture methods used by those "seeking justice" in the Salem Witch Trials. The admin were hella bothered by the paper doll displays as well as the poster. 😅

[@thomasarmstrong3917]

The crucifixion nails went straight through the medial nerve in the wrist, and likewise between the upper toe bones. So you were suspended by and on your own nerves, and the only way to breathe was to push/pull on the nails to be able to breathe out. You basically suffocated for days only being able to breathe when the fight/flight reflex got so bad that you would push through the pain to take another breath.

[@Toohottorot]

1:16 - The Brazen Bull 4:02 - Scaphism 6:21 - Blood Eagle 8:56 - Roman Candle 11:37 - Iron Maiden 14:00 - Boiling 15:48 - Keelhauling 18:23 - Hanging 20:06 - Rat Torture 21:58 - Drawing and Quartering 24:16 - Crucifixion 26:30 - Pear of Anguish 28:00 - Guillotine

[@makishacook8436]

Thank you

[@wmdkitty]

Pear of Anguish is a great name for a metal band. (And up the Irons, of course!)

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Youre the god of the latest news

[@erinbillante3327]

I would be crucifixion at 1 it was the worst way to die in someplace I forgot 😅

[@MuffinHeeler12]

My great-great-great-great grandfather was educated by the iron maiden

[@pompommcd9087]

The fact that Kris says “we all know they’d accuse me of being a witch back then” and then proceeds to say that she’s gonna rank them 1-13….😂😂😂😂 idk if that was intentional or not but I found it very funny😂😂 Love ya Kris!

[@KHGames13]

I was thinking about whether people would accuse me of being a witch back then, the fact that ten minutes later I found this video 😂😂😂😂

[@madgirl617]

2:14 bruhhhh… close??? She was spot on!!!😭😍😂

[@urlipsmylipsap0calypse]

THE INTRO 😭😭 THIS WAS PURE COMEDY , I ALWAYS HAVE TO RUN WHEN KRIS POSTS ♥️‼️

[@godrocksandruels]

I always get little shivers whenever I think of decapitation due to the possibility of still being alive for 10 to 15 seconds right after that happens

[@Stilev1]

What!? Really that freaks me out😅

[@artsysabs]

But I wonder if you’d actually be aware… or if your brain just goes crazy for a few seconds

[@user-om7wi6ni7j]

​@@artsysabs yes you would still be able to hear

[@lisajones1438]

​@@user-om7wi6ni7jstill, you'd probably mostly be numb

[@lilyphelan9629]

The Pair of Anguish or also known as a choke pair, would also be used in robberies. It would usually be put in a woman’s mouth to keep them from screaming.

[@Ca11aLi11y]

I think Pete is now Anne Boleyn and your the friend sword man 😂😂

[@Obviously_a_human]

I love how she compliments us in every single video it brightens my day

[@cathirodrigo2933]

SO glad it’s back!!! I was missing it. ❤❤❤

[@booknerd9850]

21:27 Fun (but also scary) Fact: The Mafia still uses this technique in their torture practices, when getting information out of people, or get back at people who have double crossed/stole from them and to the people who disrespect someone they protect. Though, they use a metal bucket and a torch gun or sometimes a lighter (if they want to drag it out for a longer period of time), with the person either tied to a chair, laid on a cool floor (to draw the rats to dig deeper) or in the most extreme way, they wield a metal suit onto the victim (this is like pieces of metal that's attached to the bucket, wrapped around them so as to prevent it being taken off.) leaving no chance of escaping death.

[@_lLexa_l]

+1 reason to not go outside

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Society's been doomed

[@i.am.star_82]

oh gosh 😣

[@user-vu1hh2yq7p]

I bet we're all wondering how you know that, and in such detail, but I'm not gonna be the one asking that question...

[@WildeAbsinthe]

​@@user-vu1hh2yq7p It's been done in movies. I know one was The Fast and The Furious. If you look it up though, it did not originate with "The Mafia", nor is mafia even mentioned.

[@gillianmatheson9964]

The "Any final words?" Not even a second thater "TO BAD"❤❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@Lillicolaboxer]

“Christoper frickius man that’s a dope name “ that had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RayvenLunaNite]

Pear of anguish: (exists) Joker: you wanna know how I got these scars?

[@dragonboy628]

No joker.... no

[@Aligatorex]

STOP😭😭

[@angleterrell9723]

OMG! THAT was amazing! Good job!

[@RayvenLunaNite]

@@angleterrell9723 thank you

[@mangled.m3ss]

21:31 I CAN’T BREATHE, I’M A HUGEEEE GHOST FAN AND I LOOKED AWAY FOR A SECOND TO JUST HEAR TOBIAS GROWLING “RATS”. Anyway, great video like always Kris! Even though these are serious topics you can still make it fun :3

[@Gonst757]

SAMEE AHH

[@mangled.m3ss]

@@Gonst757 IN GONST WE TRUST🫡

[@ghuleh6884]

FR GHOST JUMPSCARE 😭🐀

[@sketchLovesCats]

Found you 😈 IN GONST WE TRUST

[@mangled.m3ss]

@@sketchLovesCats BAHAHHA HI SKETCH IN GONST WE TRUSSTTTTT🫡

[@zprm2308]

The drawing and quartering was also practiced in Asia more specifically in China and mongolia but it was a little bit different in the sens that your head was also attached to a horse. And also about the guillotine, Louis 14 was the only person executed that had their head facing the blade so that he could feel the anticipation of it.

[@finleystewart8908]

“You can call me kris the executor “ “like not actually”😂😂😂😂

[@RinCherno]

As a "strange interest" folk, like you, I LOVE this kind of light-hearted "dark" content. Thanks, Kris!

[@Dark_McNasty]

Fun fact about the Brazen Bull: the person who created it, Perillos of Athens, was also it’s first victim. The person he created it for wanted a demonstration, and poor Perillos drew the short straw.

[@OMUJuice]

Oof-

[@BeccaWatson-qk1ze]

WTF

[@user-br7wb9pi6h]

Remember nearly headless nick, whose neck was chopped 45 times by a rusty axe.

[@alisathroughthelookingglas4897]

"Just imagine that but like, until you DIE. Awesome!" 😂

[@Summer_Sunsets67]

I’ve been obsessed with ancient torture methods for years (not in a psychopath way, I swear) so this is just my ideal KMK video!! 🖤

[@thatrandominternetgeek]

Me too! I watched all those videos on torture methods and how they're done. Like you, not in a weird way, just in a childlike curiosity way.

[@loveTo-beAnEarthling]

The iconic walk into murdering Pete was absolutely stunning but hell stricken 😂

[@k9babypablo]

love the paranormal scholar slippin' in at 1.58mins.

[@user-bb6ku7tl5n]

Any final words? TOO BAD! That has to be one of my most favorite fucking intros ever.

[@kaymeijvogel_]

I’m Dutch and it makes so much sense why we learned about keelhauling in primary/middle school, it also makes sense that they did that tbh. I was 10 first time I heard of this lmao. We learned a lot about torture methods in school tbh. Side note, the Dutch were insane, at one point they murdered and ate their prime minister and his brother “gebroeders de Witt” it’s also still not illegal to eat human flesh here. 👍🏻

[@lisastenzel5713]

I am from Germany. Same there. We learned about stuff like this at school from a very young age. Like when I was 11, we learned about the Romans and a bit about Egypt and how they would lock up the Pharao's lovers alive alongside him😅 That kinda stuff

[@shep6969]

I mean... It's not illegal to eat human flesh in America, either !! :3

[@Lilpeepkinn]

It may not be illegal to eat human flesh, but any way to obtain human flesh for consumption (or not) is illegal. So indirectly it is illegal.

[@bellablue5285]

I grew up in Tidewater Virginia, US, so between the history of colonists, pirates, and the Navy in the area, the school system felt learning about keelhauling was appropriate for 7-9 year olds 🤔

[@letsRumble814]

It is actually 😂​@@shep6969

[@trashpanda_0605]

A very un-fun fact: when you're burning alive, like the Roman candle, your eyes literally melt out of your head before you even have a chance to pass out.

[@Lorehmeendee3]

Wow, that really hot me thinking! Good un-fun fact, thanks!

[@jessicaclakley3691]

Yeah, I’ve heard it causes the fluids to become a gas which leads to rupture, though I didn’t think this happened before loss of consciousness

[@SiLlY_RAT_123]

“I’m KallmeKris the EXECUTIONER and you can call me Kris the EXECUTIONER ”

[@michaelautrey6641]

"rats running through your body" can be the title of Blood Eagle's first single.

[@kmkxplr]

THE INTROS ARE ALWAYS AMAZING LOVE YA KRISSS

[@AboveAverageFemaleCookingRoom]

Dude I’m subscribed to you

[@kmkxplr]

@@AboveAverageFemaleCookingRoomheyyyyyy

[@AboveAverageFemaleCookingRoom]

@@kmkxplr hiiii

[@hopeandlola5673]

Bro the fact that there are more than 190 comments when Kris just uploaded a video not even 10 minutes ago says a lot. Love you Kris! Keep it up!

[@bobblebardsley]

I got here after 18 minutes and there's over 1,100 comments so far 🥰

[@CassidyQueso]

The Iron Maiden is the predecessor to springlocks. You can’t convince me otherwise.

[@charlieprice-lg6hb]

Kmk: saying we look hot Me: eating really hot chicken 😂

[@the_horror_theorie]

as a duch, I know very mutch about kielhaulig. It didn't get used a lot, and if it happend, most victims got proper armor, (mostly leather tho) and survive it. unfortunaly most did pass away after a few weeks due infection of the wounds they got (but most people on a boat didn't survive). compared to the others this was probaly the least worse becouse you still have a chance to survive

[@cleuziclei]

I would argue that surviving it's sometimes worse in some of this methods

[@basmathijsen4401]

Also as a Dutch person, Kris saying we seemed innocent caught me off guard due to the whole human trafficking thing we did with the VOC

[@playerboy224]

Umm what? This doesn't make sense in English or Dutch

[@Gasleak24]

@@basmathijsen4401haha same. I also live in South Africa and their history is pretty horrible haha

[@the_horror_theorie]

@@basmathijsen4401 fr

[@Oli_ver-qx5gi]

My list (from least to worst): 1. Guillotine (obviously) 2. Keelhauling 3. Pear of anguish 4. Hanging 5. Blood eagle 6. Boiling 7. Crucifixion 8. Drawing and quartering 9. Roman candle 10. Brazen bull 11. Iron maiden 12. Rat torture 13. Scaphism Also love your videos and how your content changes. I find some of the macabre things about the past that you deep dive into really interesting and the variety and effort you put into your videos :) thanks for being so cool

[@Autumn_amberfairy12]

Is pear of anguish like a fruit that poisons you

[@weirdling5203]

@@Autumn_amberfairy12 A device that it put into one of the body's orifices and slowly spread outward. For example, if it were placed in the mouth, it would slowly unfold like a flower until tore holes through the cheeks and broke your jaw. However, the victims didn't die. It was more of the slow and agonizing pain of having your skin ripped apart and jaw dislocated.

[@AMonsterZac]

Keelhauling over hanging is crazy

[@OMUJuice]

Here's the thing, a good amount of the time The Pear of Anguish was inserted into the anus... That's why I put it way lower on my list

[@carrieberry17]

My list from least to worst 1. Guillotine 2. Hanging 3. Keelhauling 4. Pear of anguish 5. Blood eagle 6. Boiling 7. Crucifixion 8. Iron maiden 9. Roman candle 10. Brazilian bull 11. Rat torture 12. Drawing and quartering 13. Scaphism Also love your vids! ❤❤❤ they make my day 😂

[@chungliulam-sq8qo]

Fun fact: crucifixion was also used in the Carthage empire mostly for generals who failed in battle. This is why they were very careful while planning. And the disturbing fact is that they thought this to children in their schools

[@brittadactyl]

"I've been having some morbid thoughts lately" the best intro 😆

[@Shadowcat31]

I used to work at Medieval Times and would be in charge of "guarding the dungeon" or taking tickets from people and letting them into the Torture implements museum and on slow days after the shows were done I loved giving personal tours and talking about each of the displays. My favorite was the Pear of Anguish, it was usually only with groups of adults though lol

[@Adelaide672]

That's neat! What's the Pear of Anguish?

[@user-qq4kw1ht4r]

Adelaide, you don’t want to know.

[@solene2014]

Maman kris je t'aimes très fort je veux que tu saches qu'il y'a un malentendu sur moi 😊❤️❤️

[@solene2014]

Tu es ma maman tata kris 😊❤

[@Shadowcat31]

@@Adelaide672 Kris explains it in the video 😉🫰

[@kyleoates6367]

Fun fact... Iron Maidens were never used. They were designed in the Victorian era as a "medieval torture device" by showmen and fantasy writers. They were "decorated" on the inside with spikes because the contraption itself was a decoration.

[@Wile_E._Wolf]

Similar to the _spiketunnan_ in Norse culture. Essentially a wooden barrel with spikes driven through. The victim was placed inside and the barrel rolled until death. Again, it is widely prevalent in folklore but no actual recorded usage

[@Holytitmouse]

I was looking for this comment, a lot of medieval torture methods were never actually used. Iron Maiden being one of the more famous examples. The blood eagle being a second.

[@CassidyQueso]

THEY ARE LITERAL SPRINGLOCKS

[@TacticalWaffle]

Fairly positive the brazen bull was also never used. Not at all upset about it. Didn't know about the origins of the maiden, though!

[@AG-tx9xo]

13:40 Back in Salem, hundreds of years ago, they would hang you and call you a 🧙‍♀️ witch. Like if you talk in your sleep like me they would call you a witch and hang you

[@Fakeit_Makeit]

“Number four on my list….. boiling to die 🤗” you gotta live Kris

[@jaehdaexe]

man medieval torture devices and methods are so interesting to me despite how gruesome all of them are so I’m glad to see you talk about them. love you Kris, great video as always and hope you’re doing well!

[@chrysanthemum_moon]

Medival torture ( for some reason ) was always a topic of mystery to me, even though I had already known some of the stories told in Kris's video ( Roman candles is one ) I loved this video, and honestly? I want a part two of this, because Kris makes it extremely interesting and funny to me.

[@FutureHousewife]

Fun fact when you are put in enough pain your brain will remove you from your body and make it so you don’t feel anything

[@Will0wishere2014]

Squished Adam!

[@2dsSlut]

Time to take my pet duck out for his first swim. ADAM ADDDAMMMMMMM

[@vocal-harmony-13]

The fact that some of these were developed long after the mediaeval period....

[@purplebooger6410]

Jay is the one killing it. I mean wow brother, the way you can take us on the journey of the story is unreal. Truly art.

[@TD_Howell]

agreed :)

[@brandysenior854]

Oddly, when the scaphism torture information about the milk and honey was being described, I had this odd thought come to my mind. America has been referred to as long as I can remember as the land of milk and honey, and I've always taken this quote as a positive thing, but now I'm rethinking the whole thing.

[@somethingwithfoxie6069]

There are actually some cases with the guillotine that the blade does not slice through the head completely, so they have had to go through multiple times, I’m not sure if the victim was still alive with some of these cases, but I have heard about it not working as intended.

[@Aliceseve]

15:06 why was the first thing that popped up in my head when I saw Henry the 8th: 🎵DIVORCED, BEHEADED AND DIED,DIVORCED BEHEADED,SURVIVED. I’M HENRY THE 8th I HAD 6 SORRY WIFES, SOME MIGHT SAY I RUINED THIER LIFES🎵

[@KARMAISTHEGUYONTHECHEIFS8713]

😂😂😂 SAME IM NOT EVEN KIDDING

[@emilyporter4339]

Kallmekris Ghost fan confirmed? @21:30. Also these methods are INSANE. Emperor Nero popping up so many times cracked me up though. Dude was crazy

[@spaceorc1397]

Maybe Jay is

[@PsychologicallyDamagedGremlin]

This was really funny to watch for me. As a kid who had a morbid curiosity of history, I knew of all but one of these methods and hearing kris saying oh that doesn’t sound too bad and them being horrified was rather funny lol.

[@Lordofduckys]

When you said brazen bull, I thought you were talking about a bowl of the raise cereal, I think it’s called brazen too 😂

[@vee_the_scarred]

The blood Eagle was actually done in a scene on the TV show Vikings, there's also a viking themed tattoo shop in south of England called Blood Eagle ☺️ Also I knew about the keelhauling before, it was done in a film I watched, actually think it might of been done on the series Black Sails but I can't rightly remember.

[@pageslayer7228]

The blood eagle was also done in Midsommar. But that person was alive for a HOT minute. They were breathing while their lungs were strung up!

[@Mererid]

Keelhauling was also done in Vikings.

[@vee_the_scarred]

@@Mererid that could be where I saw it then, I really can't remember what I was watching where I saw it 😅

[@vee_the_scarred]

@@pageslayer7228 not watched that.

[@Oshinn-nr6qj]

"Any final words? TOO BAD!" Like, Pete didn't even get a chance to say anything... I love it! 😂

[@MELISSADESILVA]

Lol the Jesus that floats across the screen when Kris says "Jesus Christ" LOL

[@Gabbythetorturedpoet]

My swiftie cursed ass *hears the word torture and sees the number 13* “ITS A SIGNNNN”

[@randombananas8867]

Pete is just sitting in the back scared for his life right now😂😢😂

[@cheyennemarissamerrill9100]

You look so gorgeous I'm obsessed with your hair!!! I'm also so happy to see you happy 💜 Caleb treats you so well it's awesome to see my two favorite youtubers together!

[@kitkat794]

Agreed! Kris, your bangs look great! ❤

[@3choblast3r4]

I was recently introduced to Kriss and then not long after Oompaville. And then I realized they were dating (I think it's relatively new). When I saw Kriss on Oompaville's channel I could see how in love she was with the guy. It's really endearing.

[@cheyennemarissamerrill9100]

@3choblast3r4 I agree you can see the chemistry reflect on screen! I've watched both for years it's really cool to see them both together they make my heart melt 💜 I love love 🤣

[@stephaniealexander5626]

She's picking up so many of Caleb's quirks and tones. Even his weird teeth thing he does she's doing now 😂

[@user-de8qj7hs4q]

Kallmekris and Jay, I loved the Ghost-Rats reference. I ran to show my husband immediately.

[@courtneaylayne]

Jay with the massive awesomesauce points for the few seconds of Ghost.

[@Random_ticking_clock]

If Kris was a murder she would do it in 1,style 2:it would be mostly Pete 3,we would be kinda laughing because. Bruh she is a legend

[@megancalcaterra9225]

Fun fact about the bull, the man who invented it was the first one sentenced to die in it.

[@RyaDay2]

Kris, the lighting in ur recording room is giving season 2

[@aarondinger4111]

I love the Ghost clip at 21:30. One of my favorite songs, and perfect timing.

[@MichaelSwolfs]

I had a heart attack of excitement when I heard it, I just saw my plushias giving me the thousand yard stare

[@harveen9289]

29:21 I love how kris talked about Anne Boleyn getting her head chopped off and also talking about HenryVIII

[@daniellemacdonald49]

Fun fact! Sometimes with the guillotine the blade would be too dull and would only cut half the head off. Also another fun fact, although you probably wont feel pain at that point, they did tests and asked people to blink there eyes for as long as they could once their head was cut off and there was instances of people being able to blink there eyes for up to 1 minute after having there head cut off.

[@meghankahn7025]

In my highschool French class, we would play guillotine, which was pretty much hangman, but instead of drawing the man, you colored in different levels, until the blade got to the head at the bottom. Gotta love it!

[@StringBean-ec2iq]

I never thought my respect for a KZbinr would get any higher, but GODDAMMIT after that singular second of the Rats music video by Ghost?!?? I will literally respect you until the end of time and I will fight frigging battles for Jay and Kris!! Ya’ll are awesome!! ❤️❤️🐀

[@christell1986]

Many torture device was, in fact, not utilize. For example the pear of anguish. It's in fact not possible to "open" the mouth to this extent (or other holes...) with that. The iron maiden was also just a fashion device but not actually use as a torture device. But... there was sooo many other torture. Source : The torture museum in Lyon - France.

[@Sashaaa._.]

I was looking for this comment thank you haha

[@RoxyXOX]

Monokuma from danganronpa be taking notes lol

[@luvHanako]

“You’re lookin steamy hot” as I’m eating the Ramen I just took off the stove lmao

[@Sophia_Raine]

The intro really said “OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!!”😅😅😅😅 Love ya Kris❤

[@IzzyGreenwoodz]

13:43- Kris: Why am I doing this video? Me: why am I watching this video?😅

[@manulamarasinghe8207]

She was really accurate with that bull noise 😂😂

[@UrFriendlyNeighborhoodBassist-]

Watching this during the day: 🙅🏼‍♀️ Watching this at 10:39 at night trying to fall asleep: 👌🏼👹

[@sreace723]

"Do you think there's an intermission for snacks?" I'm floored!!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@veratrickster6075]

I love how much Kris is branching out. She does new and different things and evolving as a content creator. Thank you for another amazing video.

[@noxintheboxs]

In the UK we learnt about hung drawn and quartering in school and when you said it I immediately knew it would be at the bottom

[@antonymaardvark7467]

Kris: Crucifixion ! Me: Monty Python Life of Brian!

[@theaterkid1798]

“Any final words?…. TOO BAD!” Got me rolling 😂

[@AStrawberryHedgehog]

Just like Pete’s head.

[@ZxhraStuffffz]

@@AStrawberryHedgehog 💀 😭 😂

[@4d_lychee]

For the Blood Eagle, if you screamed you were not welcomed into Valhalla

[@fambcrazy2852]

Kris: you are looking steamy hot. Me: literally throwing up all morning lol😂

[@KatsiYori-zk5gm]

Kris: French make good stuff. Me: Yeah they do. Croissants, Macaroons, other French food, Guillotine?

[@lonewolfinthetardis2640]

12:31 hearing "Rats" by Ghost had me ascending! Another banger video as always Kris!