138: Egg Nogs

Ms. Pat is having some heart issues and diagnosed herself through her farts.
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[@RuGianaMarieTvTOTMH]

When she said, stiff and with the tattoos. SUMMER WALKER! 😂😂😂

[@chrisd2729]

Ms.Pat you gotta cut down on the fast food, implement a daily exercise regimen and please live as long as you can! I'm a nurse and I do not want to see you end up as a cardiac patient in the hospital. You're retaining water, you probably have high blood pressure/cholesterol, and you've had episodes of angina. Your heart is telling you to make a change so that the world is able to appreciate your humor. You got this Ms. Pat! Also, my favorite sports team hasn't gotten into the playoffs in 17 years, I feel your Falcons pain.

[@Yo_fav537]

Ooop

[@Yo_fav537]

leave her alone and mind your business

[@lakersin556]

Take care of yourself Ms Pat.

[@caneshajones2350]

Ms. Pat is right about sulfur 8. My mom used it on my hair and I hated the smell, it smells medicinal 🤣🤣 I remember family members using mayonnaise as a conditioner as well. Only in black families but it Definitely works!

[@theFABpodcast]

It’s the egg protein in the mayo that does it👍🏽

[@verynice126]

@@theFABpodcast thanks!

[@maceroee]

She had me dying! Why didn't her mom just feed Ms. Pat the eggs? She was always hungry!!

[@msredwun]

30:23 Ms. Pat has gotta be talking about Summer Walker 😂😂😂

[@siscoramos5315]

Exactly what I said 🤦🏾‍♂️. But did she lie thou🏌🏿‍♀️

[@msredwun]

@@siscoramos5315 Lie? Not at all.... 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@BlackGaySlay]

here are the ones i've heard: "black dont crack" "asian dont raisin" "spanish dont vanish"

[@DaRealMikeyBruh.5o17]

Ah the Spanish one is new too me

[@lostoutside7195]

She said Chris's nuts are like an hourglass 😭 How does she come up with this stuff?🤣🤣

[@biddybop8515]

We love you Ms Pat 🧡, take real good care of yourself - we need you.

[@MrsStreet1]

At 32:25 Ms Pat's face and Deon's laughter was priceless!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@omarpopal8429]

My left ear heard all of this

[@MattIsntYoung]

They were so close 😂 The small spots of blood are NOT fertilized. That's blood from the mother that essentially gets on the egg before the shell calcified (hardens) around it/before they lay it. Damn hood episode hahahaah

[@fasteddie4435]

Love you dearly Miss Pat.

[@bwell6941]

“you wanna take a nice nap?!”… that boy chris is really getting funny 😂😂😂

[@nee645]

Her talking bout summer walker was funny. Went to one her concerts and she just the stifest performer EVER

[@jcc8479]

Just got to that part and immediately knew she was talking about Summer 😂

[@kyk5400]

@@jcc8479 same 😂 and she told no lies

[@darnellc3167]

It was hilarious!!!! I thought her voice was off too

[@verynice126]

Ms. PAT would be a great fashion police host a la Joan Rivers. She would be honestly effin hilarious.

[@ivyserenacarter3479]

Good idea!

[@florellbrown5099]

MS.PAT LUV U PLZ TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF PLZ 💜 IT'S THE TAKING THE TUMS FOR ME!!!!!!😂😂

[@michaeljohnbassham9838]

All right Miss Pat you are working more now which means more wear and tear on your body so it's time for you to feel your body the right way I need you around for years to come please take care of yourself

[@michaeljohnbassham9838]

Fuel your body not feel 😂😂😂

[@tanyawhite4864]

Change your diet Ms. Pat. It's a simple commitment to stick around and see all your plans come to be. I traveled to Funnybones Ohio a few years ago to see you. I need to see you again. 🧡

[@brittneybrown5974]

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰I Fucking Love You Ms. Pat, Deon and White Boy Chris... I love how she soooo damn honest. Yessss 😂😂

[@christiannaguillory2399]

Avocado too Mrs. Pat

[@rossanaruiz8839]

There’s a bunch of times I have to stop to laugh out loud or just take a moment to think about what someone just said 🤣🤣🤣

[@vicente2493]

No podcast this week ? 🙁 breaks my heart but y’all do enough, congratulations chris ✨ love you ms Pat 💛 and the whole team that puts the podcast together THANK YOU for every single thing you do!

[@maxivegas1324]

Yes mayonnaise helps to condition the hair, also olive oil. Leave it on for a few hour or overnight with a towel wrapped around your head. Wash it real good after and your hair feels really soft

[@maceroee]

Ms. Pat is the best. Can't wait for your special to come out.

[@georgeredd962]

Love y’all!!!!!🤣🤣 Thanx for the laffs!!

[@Tribecalledjess]

So happy to see you guys in the same room again 😍

[@Transformational_change]

No you can’t be sick! Take good care, Ms. Pat💜💜💜got to get off that fast food please🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼so glad you went to the doctor, but you got to eat healthier food. Who can cook and prepare healthy food for you when you go out of town?

[@jrob1997]

I'm glad to see this episode pop up I thought it was last one of the year😯

[@WhosaidIrene]

Love 💕 you Ms Pat. Please lay off the salt 🙏

[@ATLGETREADY4ME]

I love you soooooooo much!!!! Please take care of yourself you’re my other favorite auntie (in my head) the world needs your light and laughter!! My mama had heart issues so I know little bit about it. Not trying to scare you but the tingling of the arms and legs are signs of a heart attack so please auntie I know it’s easier to say than it is do but please start eating better more fruits and veggies, salads. I was diagnosed with high Cholesterol at 24. I stopped eating Beef, Pork, and Dairy yrs ago. I eat slow sugar Oatmeal three times a week. I only eat Chicken, Turkey, and Fish and I drink a lot of water. I know you said you don’t like water but there’s a company called ICE that makes really good flavored water I drink it everyday!!!! My favorite flavor is Orange Mango. It has ZERO SUGAR, Antioxidants ect. It tastes really good and it’ll help you burp and get rid of a lot gas!

[@verynice126]

Thanks for the water tip. I'm trying to stop drinking cokes. Unfortunately I'm Mexican and love it!

[@maceroee]

Great advice. I recently stopped drinking Coke and started drinking 7 bottles of water a day. I would never drink water but I have started to eat healthy and try to change what I eat. I still have a cheat day. So at chikfila I have a grill chicken lettuce wrap instead of bread it was yummy. We still need protein just less carbs. We all need to stop and think of what we eat.

[@HUSTLERS1]

Sulfurr 8 still in business

[@tyrelltyler1430]

What you been eatin? Air-plane Food 🤣🤣

[@tyrelltyler1430]

Do you think my heart dun got tight?!😂😂

[@cherylvaughn2215]

I was wondering what was gonna become of that building! Thx Ms. Pat!!!

[@tanitralincoln6562]

Miss Pat is Amazing 🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@extremeksolo]

Ready for the Netflix special ms pat 🙂

[@deniseholmes9827]

“Asian in Raisin” crazy hilarious!!!!

[@baileybailey6672]

It was the spell check Asian in the raisin for me😂

[@ATLGETREADY4ME]

Yep my friend use to dye her hair with Peroxide everyday!!! I’ve definitely heard of washing your hair with eggs and ppl use eggs and avocados in a face mask

[@maceroee]

The only problem with Ms Pat was that she was so hungry she should of been eating the eggs instead!!!

[@tyrelltyler1430]

Least you know everyone waitin' on your ass this Christmas!! 😂 #CrackBabiesChristmasCancelled #NothinNew 🤣🤣✊🏽

[@KrankyKate279]

OMG DEON REACTION TO HITLER MUSTACHE IS PRICELESS

[@Transformational_change]

All those hair remedies do work!

[@tyrelltyler1430]

Miss Pat be on that real Hospital gas.😂 She aint been this high since Rabbit! 😂😂

[@Justme12369]

Y’all were so silly and random and I love it! I low key was thinking about buying sulfur 8 last week bc I had dandruff but I can’t take the smell

[@lisathomas6876]

💕MS PAT, YOUR SYMPTOMS MAY come from those DIET PILLS 💊

[@tyrelltyler1430]

Miss Pat got on a Fart monitor🤣🤣✊🏽

[@TheRedScareIsAlive]

"They just got too many "i"s" She don't even know the double meaning there 😂😂😂

[@london_jaii4760]

Great Podcast

[@FrankWhite32nd]

Ms.Pat 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🙏🙏 Gents 🤝🤝🤛🤛

[@tonyadavis289]

We still use mayonnaise for natural hair. Nice conditioner.

[@tiffanyb6468]

Can you please update us on your health? Any answers to the discomfort you’ve been having? Thinking of you ❤️

[@FrankWhite32nd]

Their right it’s the protein in the eggs and Mayo has eggs and the oil for the hair .

[@jermainec2462]

Damn I really enjoyed that 😂😂😂😂😂😂...

[@tyrelltyler1430]

We know how you feel - empty😭#Full & #Empty 🤣

[@britbroad80]

Constipate the marriage 😂

[@jahadbosshad2513]

Lmfao this my second time watching I hope u feeling better ms pat

[@jill9405]

I need the special to hurry up and come out!! They needed you for weight😂😂

[@gemcove5783]

Too fuckin funny!😂🤣😂

[@siscoramos5315]

Deon is not Black BLACK 🙄. We have to stop asking him to speak as a reference on these issues 🏌🏿‍♀️

[@Spartakiss]

The problem is those who are afraid to make waves. Deon is a free thinker that doesn't go with the narrative

[@siscoramos5315]

@@Spartakiss Thanks for that word salad with extra dressing 🏌🏿‍♀️🙄

[@crystalowens2480]

My grandmother used mayonnaise and beer and eggs she swore by it.

[@lostoutside7195]

They have a clean and fresh fragrance version of sulfur 8. I literally used it today.

[@tonyadavis289]

I had a those same symptoms last year. That fluttering near my heart is what scared me. Well my Doctor says it was the caffeine. So I started drinking decaf sodas and tea. No chocolate. Thank GOD no more fluttering and weird pain. My dumb ass wanted to try and experiment and I ate chocolate 3 xs in a week. Yup all symptoms came back.

[@camishaballard]

Ms. Pat, it's "Brown Don't Frown"

[@Edward_Strong1982]

They still sell sulfur 8 . I buy the grease and shampoo for my dermatitis

[@maceroee]

Why didn't pat's mom feed them the eggs instead of washing their hair with it.

[@ilikeyoraincoatbihsdv7186]

Lmao makes too much sense

[@titilayothegreat]

yes I remember sulfur

[@jrob1997]

🤣🤣🤣 I'm pro blood work prostate check....

[@sonyahathaway9753]

Those are all signs of a heart attack

[@tyrelltyler1430]

Pat Bezos😏 Pat Benzos😂

[@monetmonroe4644]

Sulfur 8 used to be the thang back in the day 😭

[@prawnthrax]

Yo Chris, its called a "Shitler" lol 32:11

[@allyymays2358]

😂😂😂 yasss We gotta get these likes up

[@danamartin6511]

Now that was funny

[@UDKME313]

It’s quisha confirming the nigga remedies for me all the time 😂😂😂

[@jimjennings5053]

Whats the name of those diet pills you've been taking?

[@msannthrope_2049]

It's all the flying she's doing. It's making her tired. And if she's taking diet pills- that's about 90% of her heart issues.

[@kombinatsiya6000]

Flying? It's the weight.

[@kissit012]

Thanks for your invaluable insight Dr Thrope

[@msannthrope_2049]

@@kissit012 You're welcome (my M.D. is from personal experience with the same circumstances.)

[@TheRedScareIsAlive]

Yeah. It's definitely those pills. Basically low-grade speed

[@salome8559]

🥚🥚

[@tennillepatterson5500]

Sulphur was used for an antibiotic at one time, and is still used in greenhouses for fungal problems, but on the skin? Does not sound fun or smell fun.

[@afrodite1634]

Sulfur 8 flumes scare me so I don’t use it. Mayonnaise is healthy for your hair; it’s just oil, eggs, and vinegar/lemon juice.

[@KrankyKate279]

YES MS PAT W DID MAYONNAISE IN OUR HAIR TO MOISTURIZE IT, my Grandmom did the pee diaper on her face too and I’m a white chick from Philly, Chris lives under a rock hahaha

[@ATLGETREADY4ME]

I have heard that my whole life and the truth is they don’t

[@dyvaelogan2114]

Summer Walker Definitely 🤣

[@bwell6941]

summer walker has openly admitted to having stage fright….😬

[@kee032003]

Hold up so a rooster doesn't nothing? I'm with Ms Pat, there's a whole frustrated rooster out there got damn the sh!t we do to animals for our pleasure.🤦🏾‍♂️

[@brittyluvzruben]

Now if yo eggs are fertilized then storing them point end up in the fridge will put a stop 🛑 that. ,..

[@kevinblayton1177]

Is there something wrong with the audio? I was really looking forward to listening to this and I can't hear anything 😪

[@kevinwright2521]

Sulfur 8 grease ur hair with it no dandruff

[@florellbrown5099]

YES MAM MS PAT SULFUR 8 MY MAMA DID IT AND MAYO,EGGS,COKE COLA,AND PISSEY BABY DIAPER!!!!!!!!!!!

[@bwell6941]

ms.pasaaattt….🙄chris is honoring you and you’re dumping on his wedding plans…🤦🏽‍♀️

[@maceroee]

Where are the new videos???!!??!

[@ptstorm2433]

My right speaker ain't working on this video is it just me

[@duckyworthIV]

nope its recorded in mono for some reason. its been like that for a while when they are together.

[@cherylvaughn2215]

Nah....im wearing a headset and my right side is out.

[@kayyhoney6254]

Ms. Pat it is crazy I’m seeing this today. Please keep us updated. I’ve been experiencing the same symptoms since February. I been on and off work because of it. I’ve been to emergency rooms, minor medical, and my pcp, and no one can find what it is. I’ve ultrasounds, cat scans, MRIs and they just keep referring me to people who have to these crazy long wait list for specialists. I’ve been waiting on appointments since July and their literally not until March and February for this upcoming year. Please keep us updated cause maybe your diagnosis can inspire me to tell my doctors what might be wrong. ❤️ Praying for your wellness

[@brittyluvzruben]

I’m white and I have done all of these to my hair .. I’ve used Mayo & eggs b4 on my hair & everbody know what sufa8 is !! Lawd help Chris & Deon..

[@220smooches]

*RHOA...ha girl that's the magic of makeup. Some of the ladies still look good for their age. *How old is Chris if his wife is 10yrs younger *Chris, big doesn't make you ugly *Chris said Suave like it was top notch shampoo 🤣

[@jaylentaylor8541]

Sulfur grew your hair

[@brandonperine6176]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TheNyasha34]

My Mama told me that she wiped my face with my pee diaper every time she changed me. Well it paid off because I’m 44 with no wrinkles🤩 and the Vaseline is used heavily always went to school shiny😂😂

[@tyrelltyler1430]

He gave her a Hitler moustache😭😭😭

[@maceroee]

Wtf!! Just found out what A hitler was.

[@verynice126]

You and me both. It's a big day for both of us.

[@kimberw3399]

Hold up Chris and Regan in a Ms Pat situation. He’s 10 years older than Regan!!!!????

[@kimberw3399]

But they legal