15 GI Joe Classified Figures Hasbro Should Make | DEEP CUTS Part ONE

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Hey all, just made a SEQUEL to this video, from YOUR COMMENTS. These are some deep, deep cuts.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/d5jWfXWOht2bY9Esi=OC_vT-sFYrvWJwB_

[@George-de6hd]

What about hard and blind master

[@PontFlair]

​@@George-de6hdSoft Master as well.

[@PontFlair]

We need a real Nemesis Enforcer!! He wasn't short & stocky/chubby. He's tall & slim. He should be taller than Gung-Ho's action figure.

[@milesmcdaniel2846]

I'm a black guy that loves me some Hooded Cobra Commander. So yes, please Hasbro make a Hooded Cobra Commander(and battle suit).

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Right? I don't get it.

[@JUSLOFI]

"I'm a black guy" 🙄 - Thanks for being one of the "good ones"

[@keithp7794]

Why do people go to klan mask? Even as a kid I always thought it was an executioners mask.

[@ghostman5620]

Because Black Lives Matter has scared the piss out of corporations.

[@corneilusmcgillicuddy]

"People," don't think it's a Klansman's hood. The only muthafuckas who believe that bullshit are Lorenzo di Bonaventura, Mike Ryan, three dudes that belong to one of the JOE F.B. groups that I'm in, and a muthafucka at Hasbro who believes there will be a big hue and cry from black people if the hooded C.C. was ever released.

[@danieldabbs6214]

I'm with ya. Those who go right to a Klang mask I feel have some underlying hate in them lol. It's strange. Je looks bad ass an nothing about cobra commander says Klan

[@scottmoore1614]

It’s a very cool look for CC. I always preferred it over the visor/helmet.

[@JeremyCollinsworth]

You were a weird kid.

[@BeastWreck]

I’m eagerly awaiting ALL the Cobra-La characters! I loved the curveball of their introduction in the movie.

[@Lazrael32]

even if the concept was out of nowhere, i always thought the villains and their designs were great. I had no belief that cobra could win against joe, but the way cobra la threw them around i thought they might lose to them. (i was like 5 at the time so....). i think more joe fans would enjoy them than hasbro may think. it's the crazy stuff they tryed after that that most of us don't care for (but might still grab as a novelty). like head man. I personally would love to get an arklon and overlord figures!

[@natwolf687]

Cobra La is the worst thing ever.

[@lonedragon3261]

I keep saying we need a nice Deluxe Alpine figure (including yodeling hands). Alpine's voice actor is 93...let's get on this soon! Also, Bazooka needs his buddy!

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Love the idea of yodeling hands

[@frostmirage7878]

Dam straight!!!

[@rab3137]

Hooded cobra commander would be awesome.

[@frostmirage7878]

1. Hooded CC 2. Alpine 3. Dial-Tone 4. Pythona (all of Cobra-la) 5. Mercer, Red Dog & Taurus 6. Ninja Force Zartan !!! 7. Cold Slither (with instruments) 8. Thrasher & Thunder Machine!!! 9. Oktober Guard( cómic version) 10. Storm Shadow from the game with the Tattoos on his arm 11. Monkey Wrench 12. Road Pig 13. Voltar 14. Mainframe 15. Iron Grenadiers!!!

[@Weremoogle]

Nice list. Some of these are already confirmed.

[@anionhero]

I love your idea about Quinn. He was a favorite character of mine from the comics. DR Venom with Brainwave modifier is also a good one.

[@KokoandFooFoo]

I always thought Hooded Cobra Commander looked more like those old school medieval executioners. As a kid of the 80's growing up with the original cartoon series, I would personally love - and maybe they could make this a SDCC exclusive - The Viper (Wiper). His appearance in that one episode in Season 1 was so memorable to me; giving simple non-descript updates via telephone about his arrival to wash Barbeque's windows but the Joes thinks it's a cryptic message from a new enemy and they somehow manage to decode a simple harmless message into foiling several Cobra plans, and even Cobra is questioning who The Viper is. The Joes set up a huge barricade around Barbeque's place and when The Viper shows up, he's a little harmless old man with a bucket and squeegee and all the Joes just LOL.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

I'd love to see them get weird like this

[@ghostman5620]

Cold Slither figs would make great "exclusives". But, our exclusives are Eels.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Right. Everything is an exclusive when you can't actually get your hands on anything. Still waiting on a damn Eel. Still pissed about Serpentor

[@Chris-dz3rs]

I swear ,out of all the classified figures I've bought/ recieved,only one has not had bent weapons ,but I'm still a fan. But I swear ,l draw the line at getting weapons that are bent and NEON COLORED!! Neon weapons were the beginning of the end for the original line. Hasbro ,we need a weapons/accessories pack !!

[@kenrobinson7563]

I’m black born in 2000 cobra commander never gave me klan vibes sigma 6 introduced me to joes even more so all the people I’ve met through collecting figures now always dope hearing about their childhood joe stories

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Oh yeah. Sigma six is actually a pretty solid line of figures. I got em too. Course I was in my twenties then, but they look great

[@Durteedurtydurt]

They should make Snake-eyes in the green fatigues and hat with a swappable burnt head.

[@curseoffenrir]

Hooded Cobra Commander is coming, Hasbro just has to sell you every other version first. Uncircumcised makes sense, cobras have hoods. The helmet always struck me as battle gear, while the hood was for chillin at the base. The fudgee bar scene is probably my favorite from all episode, but then, I like Bazooka cause he’s kinda dumb haha. As for Headman, why not, DC has a guy with cocaine powers. Wait, Fred is blond? I thought he was ginger, I put a whole bunch of Kamakura heads on my squad.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Right? he needs a way to just hang out. You cant hang out in a battle helmet

[@StarJoes]

I think we will get a hooded Cobra Commander. I’m not big on Cobra-La either, but I would love a Pythona and Nemesis Enforcer figure. Would LOVE a Billy and Kwinn figure. Would love the Oktober Guard also.

[@Mike_AfterTen]

Awesome List. I Need a “Grand Slam” (he’s from my home town) and they need to finish the other missing characters from the original 13 Joes !!

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Yeah, They should do all 13 the way they did Rock N Roll. That is one of the best classified figures they ever made

[@LexxAKonn]

I call BS on any racist connection to hooded CC. Hooded CC is best CC.

[@thelazymercenary]

Kwinn, Oktober Guard, Alpine, Blowtorch, Dial Tone, Roadpig, Monkeywrench, Raptor, Crystal Ball, Darklon, and SAW Viper.

[@tigephyfer2049]

That Daina was a custom, not a hasbro figure. October Guard would be cool though.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Oh.. They fooled me. I was surprised to see it. That makes sense

[@Adrian-Ghostwolf]

@@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal, yeah, that Dana is an awesome figure. But it was custom made in limited run by fans for the May 2023 SoCal Joe Show.

[@dustindustindontworry-jz8dh]

Pythona is number 1 on my list of wants.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

The accessories they could give her would be amazing.

[@dustindustindontworry-jz8dh]

@@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal I would like different sculpted ponytails.

[@frostmirage7878]

She is in my top 5!!! Let’s go 👏🏼💯

[@cobra4life324]

Love all your ideas bro

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Thanks!

[@Sideswipe5236]

Technoviper was always my favorite, I didn't think they were gonna do it but when they recently revealed that purple version and Big Boa I lost my mind, so all these characters you mentioned are definitely not out of the realm of them doing.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Hope so. yeah always loved Techno Vipers weird tools.

[@Gothiczartan]

Don't forget 1984 Blowtorch, 1984 Deep Six, 1984 Rip Cord, 1985 Alpine, 1985 Keel Haul, 1987 Hardtop, 1987 Payload, 1989 Rock N Roll, 1982 Rock N Roll, 1982 Grunt, 1982 Breaker, 1991 Eco Warriors Flint, 1987 Jinx.

[@shommershabbots9862]

As a child of the 80s I don’t get the controversy of the hood. The people who claim it’s racist I think are just off base. They have no issue with white storm shadow with a white hood. But blue cobra commander hooded is someone how bad!?

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

I think it's only the most extreme person who would ever think of it. 99% of the world wouldn't see it at all

[@lonedragon3261]

Another Idea I head was a sort of "Undercover" subline, though some of the figures aren't undercover, just alt uniforms. Any time a Cobra agent was in disguise, Joes in civilian clothes (Barbecue), and alt terrain uniforms, like Baroness and Lady Jaye in diving suits and the same in arctic gear...a lot of characters from either side could have winter gear or divesuits.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

I like that. Especially for Lady Jaye. She's always undercover

[@lonedragon3261]

@@DestroIsMySpiritAnimalProblem is, they over made her and she shelfwarmed so not likely to get one more version, much less Snow, SCUBA AND disguise...

[@rach4carlos]

All they would need to do is make an arctic female body and put multiple headsculpt with it; Lady Jaye, Scarlett, Cover Girl.

[@lonedragon3261]

Hasbro won't comment on why they won't make a hooded Cobra Commander. My theory is, they don't want to pony up to Bandai-Namco for the rights to put Inky on Cobra Commander's head...

[@Apunkwithtoys]

We all know and I’ve spoke in it many times along with many other guys.

[@lonedragon3261]

@@Apunkwithtoys'Ey! It's a Punkass with Toys! 👊

[@haydentcem]

A GI Joe and GI Jane two pack would be the dream

[@astorm62]

Great Video. I've always wanted to see a colonel Sharp. A classified version would be perfect.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Yeah, the comic version of him was General Flagg. That might be cool too.

[@astorm62]

@@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal maybe they might do it in the retro line. 🤔

[@SMoore-zw7nk]

Geez these are deep cuts alright. Im sure theyll do them all eventually, but we are talking number 435 😂 youve earned your true fan badge with this vid.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

True.

[@MaximumWarp2099]

Billy!! Never even thought of him but it makes sense. I would buy that figure as soon as it was available. Loved his story arc in the comic.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Yeah, Billy is a must have

[@ShinDangaioh]

How about Cobara Commander in his used car salesman get up?

[@christianbrix4311]

RIP

[@Chris23513]

The simple anwser is Cobra's have hoods and Cobra Commander wears a hood. Nothing to do with the klan esp. Because Cobra is an equal opportunity employer- remember Lt. Claymoore?

[@G.I.Joe_Headcast]

Preach on! We NEED the Hooded Cobra Commander!

[@shannonwilson6216]

I’d love to see The Gamesmaster, Colonel Slash, and Zandar as future action figures.

[@Apunkwithtoys]

You really should explain who it is that has said Hooded CC can’t be made. There is one guy that stopped it, many ToyTubers have talked about it and he even admitted to saying what was reported.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Oh. Who was it? I am unaware

[@jodyfouse4887]

I believe it was somebody tied to the production of one of the GI joe movies

[@stevenaarhus8850]

@@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal excuse me if I spell it wrong:LORENZO DIBONAVENTURA, never forget the name of the man who took it away from us!

[@jodyfouse4887]

@@stevenaarhus8850 that's it

[@stevenaarhus8850]

@@jodyfouse4887 somebody else mentioned it in these comments. But yeah the guy behind ROC.

[@shockwave7513]

Headman wasn't Cobra. He and his lackeys were their own faction that the Joe's, Cobra, and Destro (because he had his own faction at the time) teamed up against.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

That's right. I was going by my own play-continutiy. I had him as a henchmen-subgroup that Cobra Commander secretly hated.

[@theTemplar08]

Iron greneders destroy, snake cobra commander (movie), the rocky balboa figure we didn’t get.

[@doro626]

I wanted to do something similar to this, but I don't make youtube videos. I was thinking for cold slither they could just release it as an accessory pack. hair and musical instruments. you have to but the dreadnaughts separately. they would have to release a retro zartan that 1) is not bald and 2) turn blue in WARm not cold. Announce the cold slither pack and everyone wll make sure they get all the figures. The musical instruments can double for GI joes band. I said this crimson three pack should have been them in suits since everyone already has or can easily get the first figures. Most are buying it only for the new baroness body and heads. I also need a suit bodt to make my General Hawk for President figure. I hated Cobra La as a kid, but then in my twenties i was talking to some guys and the kitch, campiness of it was really fun. It resonated much better which is usually the reverse of how those things happen ( ie Ewoks). I also began to really appreciate great vice acting. Burgess Meredith is great in that movie. I need a refrigerator Perry, A Vindow Viper and That large guy from the cobra mind control episode, where they were controlling Duke with atari joysticks. Ill take a diving suit/ robo suit Cobra commander from the DIC cartoon also.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Yeah, I always loved the look and feel of Cobra La, but didn't think they fit well in the universe. But they hold up as very cool looking figures

[@mgshock]

I'd love a Cobra Commander in his later Devil's Due run design. Of course it's hood only, so....

[@ihatelittletitties]

They need to make Sci-fi, such a cool joe. The dude even has a drone.

[@Gnomenutz]

I want the Vindow Viper deluxe figure with scaffolding, bucket, and squeegee.

[@marvinonstage]

I also want a 6" "Old Snake" Cobra Commander from the Transformers. Complete with all those Serpentor accents. That outfit told you that he had some history

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Nice deep cut

[@jonathanhernandez3292]

Great list bro. Id like the entire Oktober Guard and Cobra-la. Id like: Mara Raven Admiral Flagg Hard Master Gamemaster Bikini Baroness Armada Payload Fridge Perry Retro style action man/adventure man

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Bikini Baroness would kill it!

[@MaximumWarp2099]

While I hear you about a disfigured Snake Eyes, I agree they will never make one. And I also agree that the reveal of his scars was a big let down in the comic. I imagined him as a burn victim similar to Two-Face but all over. For me, Kwinn is the number one figure I wish they would make. Yeah, he was killed early on in the series but he left an impression on me and my friends when were were kids.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Yes. Kwinn is one of the best-written characters in the comic. His arc was incredible and would make a great movie plot/subplot

[@christianbrix4311]

@@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal Kwinn is in my top three characters, and I don't think we got a decent o-ring representation. It would be tricky though, as his file in #2 states he's 6'10"

[@drivethruabortion280]

I'm pro-hood. But, he doesn't look like a Viper. They look like him. He got first dibs on new tech, and then eventually, his troops got a mass produced version. The Hood was his "at ease" casual wear. For battle, he had the faceplate and helmet. Probably had a visual display and gas mask. When the Vipers all had face shields, he then wore a new body armor, probably to give his aging body additional strength and an all environment suit. The Commander always gets first dibs.

[@RingaDingDingDong]

Also, glad I found this channel. It's kinda like watching the comedian Todd Barry talk about GI Joe.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Ha!

[@joefleming2053]

Agreed!! Give us Hooded Cobra Commander!!

[@secard4202]

Lol at that specific Foley yell they used when the snow trooper gets grabbed.

[@nwonknu-li5cu]

They should check first the quality issues on the latest releases.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

And put damn file cards on the back!

[@lonedragon3261]

I need to get a Cobra Emblem for my Bombastic Bagman head so I can make hooded Kroger Commander.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Had to look up Bombastic Bagman--- Now that dude looks way more like a Klan member than CC. That totally proves my point.

[@Hurricanelive]

Yeah hooded CoCo isn't wearing a dress, they need to make him. Cold Slither, Oktober Guard. Golob/Nem/Pythona and Guard. Armored CoCo with Fred head. Mufti Destro and CoCo in 70's mall swag with diecast car. Love to see Raven, Cobra Sub Commander, Mara female Cobra Eel with dome helmet, Dr Burkhart. I love collecting Super 7. Hasbro has to start making more big figures BIG, like Serpentor, Sarge, Gung Ho. They need to plan it out and spring for a mold so they can do right by the big doods. Like Road Pig and Roadblock and Nemesis.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

"Mufti Destro and CoCo in 70's mall swag with diecast car" needs to be added.

[@vincentchiriaco7637]

The first one that came to mind was actually Cross Country. I know Hasbro would never dare touch him in his v1 costume ever again.

[@catharsismachine]

Oh you're so right. They are not touching Cross Country with a ten foot pole.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Yeah, You'll never get Cross Country. Can you imagine the shit storm they would get? Or maybe if they remove the General Lee from his belt

[@charleshunterii7157]

I don’t think you have to worry about Diana. I don’t think she’s an official classified figure

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Oh, is that a fake Classified? I saw it on ebay claiming to be a convention exclusive

[@ghremixofficial]

​@@DestroIsMySpiritAnimalthat figure is fake/custom made, not a Hasbro release

[@sharkMac]

Lol Head Man! Your right, there are other villains in the Joe and comic series. That be interesting to have. That’s right! I forget about Billy!

[@BrianGeers]

The SoCal Joe Show exclusives (Daina, Starduster, Monkeywrench) are fan made “exclusive” customs and not official Hasbro product. That’s why the numbers are super limited and why there’s so much parts re-use (over and above what Hasbro gets away with).

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Didn't even know they made Starduster and Monkeywrench. Good to know

[@Rattrap007]

Combine Cold Slither with Extensive Enterprises twins as a Haslab multipack. Cobra Undercover.

[@probotprobert]

Awesome list! Subscribing, and the Joe team would be wise to listen not only to the fans, but qualified fans who know their stuff! I’ve got a custom Scarface and DrVenom already haha

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Oh nice. Did you make them or buy em? I'm too lazy/unskilled to make my own.

[@probotprobert]

@@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal More like easy head swaps, yeah I’m terrible at customs

[@davidr8389]

Great list.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Thanks!

[@jcombes1]

Subscribed because of this video alone. After watching from beginning to end, I realized that your point of view aligned with my point of view in regards to wish list requests and comic book takes. I usually don’t even consider subscribing to a channel unless I come across a minimum of 3 videos that I liked. You got me with one.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Awesome, thank you!

[@genesanford9412]

HasBEEN would make them on 3 conditions : #1 , re-use old molds for all pieces , #2 : PRE-sell them as " special " versions of figures you already own , & #3 , Use as little paint/plastic as possible to TRIPLE the profit margins for Ken & Karen Shareholder. lets cross our fingers

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

True. They could do that easily enough with some of these. No reason not to give us a Cold Slither when they are doing bullshit Tiger Force every two minutes

[@gustavolasanta1482]

I never realized that people hated Cobra La so much. Finally, understand the people that do hate then are the older Gi joe fans. I am eagerly waiting for Hasbro to launch those.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

I think its really about people who are into the comic book. The comic book was a lot more realistic (Still not realistic, because it is GI JOe but more) and the Larry Hama refused to use Cobra La in the comic. But I still like the figures, so I am down for a Cobra La set

[@RingaDingDingDong]

Cool video! I truly hope some of these characters get made into figures. Especially all the Cobra La characters. Cobra La RULES, and I always thought people who didn't like them seriously lack any spark of imagination, and was GI Joe ever really that grounded in reality? That whole plot line in the movie is one of the most original things that have ever happened in the history of GI Joe lore. I think a lot of kids were just creeped out, and maybe scared or grossed out by them.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Yeah, I didn't love their inlcusion, Neither did Larry Hama, he refused to incorporate them into the comic. Buzz Dixon also hated them and wrote an alternative season of GI Joe called The MOst Dangerous Man in the World. But, love the design of the figures.

[@shoresean1237]

Vader did have a discipline problem with the snow-troopers. They kept diverting to look for Lando, and they really liked Boba's original ship.

[@whiskeytangofoxtrot2]

15 deep cut characters I want right now, my list features a lot of ninjas/females but I find them interesting: 1. Kwinn - this was the first actual story arc in the comics that I liked, this is a must. 2. Billy Kessler - love ninjas, Storm Shadow trains him so you know he would be great. I actually made my own Billy using the Articulated Icons white ninja body with the Shoken Ninja head sculpt but without the eye patch. 3. Dr. Venom - as the comics are my favorite as well, the Brainwava scanner is such a staple of the entire Marvel comic run so why wouldn’t you make this figure. 4. Oktober Guard - give me any of them, actually picked up the Lt. Daina a.k.a. Volga/Vorona from the SoCal Joe Show so the next one I want is Horrorshow or Big Bear, maybe give us a Col Brekhov/Red Star 2-pack or release Stormavik with Blowtorch in a 2-pack, maybe Schrage/Lt. Gorky 2-pack 5. Dawn Moreno - I love ninjas and she is badass in the comics, even though killing Snake-Eyes pissed me off this was a greta way to introduce this figure into the universe 6. Pale Peony - A Russian female ninja, hell yeah! make her origins from another country so we can get her made 7. Zanya - her story origin is great and Zartan having a badass daughter would be epic. 8. Sei-Ten - I loved the red ninjas in issue 21 and would love to see them make a red version of Storm Shadow with a slight difference 9. Red Ninjas - didn't like what Hasbro did with the Red Ninja or Blue Ninja so just give us the exact ones in the comics 10. Joe Colton - this would be a very deep cut but if they are giving us shooter then this should be a no-brainer. If you like the upcoming Operation: Monster Force line they are releasing a General Brown figure that has an additional head sculpt and one of them looks like Joe Colton, check it out 11. Hard Master/Soft Master - these two would be so awesome as a 2-pack, the Master of Disguise Zartan has their faces as masks, why not make them into their original figures. 12. Ronin - Another female ninja to the line, I won’t complain 13. Wraith - loved the 25th anniversary figure and would be great to bring into the line as an additional enemy 14. Storm Rider - a Dreadnok that nobody really talks about but is not only an awesome looking member of that club but the motorcycle could really be great for a Deluxe figure 15. Krake - who better to bring in but the one who replaced CC. This would actually look really nice if they gave him a 2-pack, the Cobra Commander replacement look or his original look.

[@justinblade14clktwr]

I know in the old Marvel comic line they did a Battle Order of GI Joe and they added Rocky Balboa as a GI Joe trainer but after the comic released that had to retract his inclusion because Hasbro didn’t have a contract signed with Stallone, and after the figures returned from Coleco’s Rambo figure line failed to meet projections. But I still would like to see a Rocky Balboa figure from the Gi Joe.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Yeah, that would have been a fun figure. Big Boa would have been his enemy. Would have been cool to see a Big Boa, Rocky Balboa fight

[@richardburns1698]

Well done with the Hudsucker Proxy reference!

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Great movie

[@richardburns1698]

It sure is. Very quotable too.

[@dsc7964]

Brother... Hooded CC IS A MUST!!!!!!!.... The Oktober Guard is a huge want by all of us 80s comic kids.. id love a Piper, im sure everyone from our generation would want Piper, and faceless SE... awesome idea...i mean, Hasblow is gonna do 27 more SE, why not a Nightmare on Elm Street version!?! Great video buddy😁👍

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Thanks. Im pretty sure its everybody from our generation buying these things so they might as well cater to us, right? Is any kid shelling out 25 bucks for a figure? All they do is play roblox

[@JediKryze]

Cobra La is NOT Cobra. They were to become a third threat for the Joes. As Cobra La was wanting to eradicate humanity and replace them with the hybrid humanoids within Cobra La. This was in an effort to return the planet to peace and prosperity. A different kind of villain facing the Joes.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Yeah, in the semi-dumb but admittedly awesome movie, they created Cobra Commander and therefore created Cobra, It's a bit too sci-fi for some, but I'll admit, they were cool enough for me to get over it

[@lonedragon3261]

I hate Super 7. Every time they make a crappy version of a figure I really want, I feel like it's just that much less likely we ever get a Classified version.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Super 7 look kinda nice, but yeah I get it, I'd rather have a classified figure. I'm kind into that they are making the Cobra Mothership though. I'll buy that if it's not 300 bucks (but it probably will be)

[@StormX6]

⁠@@DestroIsMySpiritAnimalSuper 7 is overrated to hell. Their figures are overpriced, not as posable, and get delayed so much.

[@mgshock]

@@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal It's Super 7 and a huge item. Probably on the wrong side of $600.00.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Oh Fuck that@@mgshock

[@MrDman21]

I like how Dr Venom kinda looks like Peter Cushing.

[@PontFlair]

*6:02* F*** YEAH!! Put Xamot & Tomax in business suits!! And in a 2-pack release!! Make it so

[@haydentcem]

I’d love to get a Classified Wong

[@francisbullen5007]

I was hoping for Bongo the clown :D

[@masterchief247]

I really want Pythona

[@chriscurrier8291]

Surprised that Armored CoCo isn’t on the list. Maybe bc that will likely get made? What about General Flagg? The White Clown?

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

I think we'll get the armored CC. That is a deep, deep cut

[@RedneckOgre9000]

Give us Hoodie CoCo you cowards!

[@SpinDoc420]

part of the reason for the design of the hood was to give the imagae of an executionor and yes, the klan, but did in a way it was below the surface.. something most of us can agree is the image of evil. think about when the comics were designed, the cartoons didnt even use bullets.. genx was raised soft.. dont say we weren't.. love these videos bro. i miss these days. new loudmouth subscribers..this is gonna be a ride..love ya bro

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Thanks!

[@Adrian-Ghostwolf]

Pretty Solid List. I’d have to think about deeper characters I’d like to see in the Classified line… I think I’d dig a couple characters from the later Joe lines like Sgt Savage or “G.I. Joe Extreme”, just for variety. Sgt Savage himself, General Blitz from that line, or maybe Iron Claw and Steel Raven from Extreme.

[@RC51Legend]

Blue Baroness, Big Lob, Blonde General Hawk, Generals Flagg and Hollingsworth, L.R.R.P. team, Rocky Balboa, Hard/Soft/Blind Masters, Action Force..

[@breachfirearms5753]

Agreed on the executive suits for the brothers. Funny you mention a gun briefcase, the guns they come with currently are H&K MP5K. Neat thing about that gun is H&K makes/made a briefcase that it went inside with the trigger built into the case handle, you just aim the case and fire. Made for executive and political security. They are really neat and would be easy to model.

[@kevinyoung9557]

This is a great video Just subscribed.Keep em coming.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Thank you! Will do!

[@UndrAttack]

Hasbro has already denounced and apologized for Hooded Cobra Commander and thats how they solved racisms.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Exactly!

[@PontFlair]

*20:50* THE PIPES!! R.I.P. I used my G.I.Joes/Cobra/Dreadnoks as pro-wrestlers anyway. Wrestled them in a wrestling ring. So, this is PERFECT

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Rowdy Roddy is one of the greats. I'd love to have that figure.

[@user-mv6vs1gi1k]

The Twins in business suits would be supadope! Definitely all of the Cobra-La characters, I do mean all of them. I want the Cobra Commander in the movie when he was a snake and was being helped by Roadblock.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

That would make for a weird set. I'd be into it.

[@teslasuperdestinations]

A+ on all those marvel comic deep cuts....DEF Oktober Guard! I didn't know there was an exclusive Daina made??!! I thought that was a custom fig! Although I loved ninja story lines, I don't collect all the ninja figs and variants...BUT I agree Billy should be made, he has more depth than Nunchuck and Kamakura....how come Hard Master and Soft Master wasn't on your list?

[@ghremixofficial]

The video states it wrong, that Daina figure was a one of a kind custom made, not a Hasbro release

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Apparently I'm a dumbass and the Daina is a fake. Someone is selling it as an exclusive. Yeah, Hard Master and Soft Master would be good too. Good addition.

[@rach4carlos]

Daina was not a sanctioned Hasbro product. She was a custom, made in limited numbers, for a Southern California toy show; run by Eben Foster. They also made a custom Dreadnok Monkeywrench, with motorcycle. Still, the Oktober Guard should eventually be included in the Classified line.

[@nick_knows_stuff]

Great list and we definitely need a Piper, since you can't get one for under a grand. While the hooded Cobra Commander is cool, I love my 1986 battle armor Cobra Commander

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Yeah, Battle Armor CC is great. I think we'll get one of those soon.

[@joshsmith3903]

I’ve got custom classifieds of Dr Venom, Billy and Scarface. I need a Kwinn bad!!!

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Nice. Did you make them or buy em? I'm too lazy/unskilled to make them, so I might have to buy em

[@woltersworld]

The Fridge?

[@shadowsystemproject]

Would really like to see The team Phoenix Guard and the Plague being made in classified and the 3.75 modern styled Guillotine, Grimskull, Bayonet, Incision, Gallows, Blackout, Vector, Velocity, Bodybags, Munitia, Infrared. Kinda hoping hasbro will do a Slice, Dice, Dessert Scorpion, Sand viper, Saw Viper, Cesspool, Overkill 1991 version, Skullbuster rogue version and nightcreeper 1990 version for classified

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

These are some serious deep cuts. Are the Phoenix Guard Devil's Due characters? I haven't read all of that yet. Is it worth it? Definitely want a Cesspoll & Overkill.

[@christianbrix4311]

The main one I think you missed is the Star Viper out of uniform from the comic; in AC/DC t-shirt, jeans, and a plaster covering his forehead recharging port. But it was extremely rare for characters who first appeared in the comic to later get an action figure, which is probably also why we never got Billy, Kwinn, Scarface, Fred, and Dr. Venom in the vintage line. The only one I can think of that Hasbro actually made is the Baroness. I would also have liked Ripcord's girlfriend Candy, her yellow van, and her dad, Professor Appel. Maybe also those generals and admirals in the issue where Cobra invade the pit, even though two of the three die in the issue. With regards to vehicles, I always thought the Cobra transport helicopter was a huge missed opportunity.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Damn. The Star Viper is a deep cut. I like it. Yeah, we rarely got comic characters, except later as Collectors club or in the comic book retro packs -- then we got a bunch of them. But now they are pulling shit like "Shooter" and "Glenda" So they may as well be doing deep cuts from the original comic

[@bryanvaughn80]

dude the algorithm finally gave me something cool! +1 for hooded cobra commander, cold slither and kwinn (especially kwinn)! subbed!

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Thanks!

[@davelovelock4007]

Im a comic guy too. I really want Repeater, and Fast draw, and Lifeline. A new footloose as a "land warrior"..I like some of your ideas, But Im betting you now, There might be a Cold slither pack. I thought about it, It would all just be repaints of dreadnoks, and a cool box. They could easily do it, but it IS very obscure. I canstill sing that song word for word..lol

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Lifeline was pretty great in the comic. I remember an issue where he used Akido to non-violently get someone to beat the crap out of themselves.

[@sharkMac]

I want snake Cobra Commander. So I can wrap him on Roadblock lol!

[@sharkMac]

“I was once a man!” Lol

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

That would be good if they do a whole Cobra La run.

[@paullawford5226]

I can't believe you left out the crimson guard immortals

[@joeblaster8770]

1:36 if you read the comics Cobra always did have connections to Klan affiliated groups and other militias so it would make sense for CC to look the part.

[@wyldfiregames]

Just found your channel and started following you. Great content, keep it up.

[@Viewmaster618]

Hooded Cobra Commander, starwars characters Have it . Nice roll call to make.

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Right, and nothing's more "woke" than Disney Star Wars.

[@jessicaburdett2589]

Awesome video! I agree with a lot of these. Also very cool channel name!😎

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Thanks. The channel is bizarrely enough--based on a real therapy experience where I went into a dream like state--and was told to picture an image of protection--and Destro's bald ass chrome head showed up. No joke. Destro is Actually My Spirit Animal

[@paulmurray5059]

LT Clay Moore is another great one.

[@sgtdh6892]

I always mixed the CobraLa story. Golobulus is actually Dr Venom sent to a secret lab to experiment in human/animal hybrids. Super secret, only Cobra Commander knew. Everyone at the lab went insane from an accident and either lost their memories or just made up the ancient race thing. My most wanted figures: The Vindow Viper (cartoon) Hector Raimerez Cold Slither with instruments Fatal Fluffies, big and small GameMaster and Coco maybe even with some of the toy soldiers The huge Barbarian that Duke fought The Ghost Warriors Just to add to your list, do a part 2!!

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Yeah, that's way better. I had a similar take. Made them genetic experiments because I liked the figures, but hated the new origin of CC.

[@PontFlair]

The Head Man, & ESPECIALLY Headhunter, were 2 of my favorites as far as G.I.JOE/Cobra action figures. *4:14*

[@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal]

Hey, we liked to play with drug dealers. It was the 90s. You could get away with anything in the 90s. Good times