15 Jokes In Avengers Endgame That Flew Over Your Head

The Best And Funniest Jokes In Marvel Avengers Endgame
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Just like many other movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Avengers: Endgame made us cry, cheer and, of course, laugh. Today, we’re going to be going over some of the best jokes Marvel Studios included in the movie and some of them are ones you might’ve missed. You probably realized the movie reference when Captain America got into that elevator, but we’ll explain why all the comic book fans in the audience laughed when Steve Rogers said “hail Hydra.”
Time travel can introduce a lot of plot holes into a cinematic universe, but it can also add a lot of levity. We’ll include some of the funniest moments you might not have noticed the first time around, including a Ben & Jerry’s reference from Avengers: Infinity War. Did you think Bruce Banner was holding a pint of ice cream too? And if you missed the book being read by the security guard in Scott Lang’s storage unit, we’ll let you know why “Terminal Breach” was the perfect choice for reading material and, of course, we’ll talk about the time Thor had to deal with some creatures straight out of Norse mythology, but with a great modern twist.
Now that we’ve shared some of our favorite Avengers: Endgame moments of levity, what was the joke that made you laugh the hardest? Make sure to share it with us in the comments section and then click on the subscribe button for more great videos from us here at CBR.
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[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

The real question is: WHO really peed in Ant Man's pants?

[@Jay-jb2vr]

Baby me

[@zunrt9230]

Javontae Eaddy Old me.

[@ethanohanlon440]

Or... me me

[@lane3346]

Aquaman did

[@lucariobeast9115]

Lane lol

[@elvindferdinand7646]

Nebula: “your choices were either him, or a talking tree.” Me: well she can’t see Drax🤣🤣

[@Wildworld1209]

Drax was married. Remember?

[@shinigamirealm9802]

What about the pirate angel?

[@poppyrajkumari9127]

Well Drax is invisible

[@eliholden60]

And rocket... no Mantis... to R

[@toiletroll5397]

Wildworld1209 still means he can get married

[@YungXHasu]

We never blamed Thor for not aiming at at Thanos’s head, We always blamed Quill.

[@RacingSnails64]

Skate tube 40 hell naw blame Strange for giving up the time stone like a bitch without explaining it to Tony, or Mantis for even bringing up that Thanos was sad about Gamora prompting Quill to get angry in the first place

[@breezyo1989]

No dude... Dr. Strange had a plan... Quail messed up the plan.

[@bellahime1913]

Yes! So true. Quill is selfish only thinking about himself.

[@aldolizalde481]

@@RacingSnails64 he tells Tony in end game that if he tells him how its gonna happen, it wont happen, quills fault for sure

[@sensibleguy7892]

Go fuck yourself

[@MegaAbhinavGupta]

Falcon: Hey strange can u open the portal on his left. Strange: why? Falcon: its really important 😂

[@woodiestvoice7095]

I understood that reference

[@nicmadamba28]

@@woodiestvoice7095 i understood THAT reference.

[@dadaseyi]

One joke that always makes me laugh "Cap: Thor what do you know? *Silence* Nat: Is he asleep? Rhodey: Nah, I'm pretty sure he's dead"

[@TheYardBoyss]

If Thor is melted ice cream... Wouldn't he be root beer

[@09charlieha64]

Spaming time

[@09charlieha64]

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[@09charlieha64]

Djkdbfnf f f f bfkrhrbr rbt

[@09charlieha64]

Vjigjfnt vbfb f fbfjrjeugtith gt by j5ititi

[@zackblizard136]

These jokes did not fly over my head. My reflexes are too fast. I caught them

[@th0m4xs70]

Zack Blizard you stole this comment

[@zackblizard136]

@@th0m4xs70 the only person I stole this comment from was Drax from GotG 1. (I didn't even look at the comments before commenting, I just referenced it because it reminded me of that line)

[@crimsonsun4312]

@david chappel dont

[@md.sazzadfaruk4148]

didn't all of us did

[@ninemind5351]

Ll

[@svenowsky]

"Nothing flies over my head, my reflexes are too fast" - Invisible man

[@oskuroblck]

Drax

[@illium434]

@@oskuroblck Invisible Man*

[@sauljimenez6286]

Invisible man 😂😂

[@jamisrose4584]

The best reference ever 😂

[@romm1752]

Sven Haracic i will catch it

[@peerlessthegamer]

When War-machine mimics killing baby Thanos.

[@MPR_.]

The sound fx killed me😭

[@paulhicks1168]

Best callback ever “on your left”

[@malik101gaming3]

Ikr

[@PseudoTrace]

in gym class me and my friend did the "on your left" every time we had to run laps and she HATED it but i got some laughs

[@erichanastacio9695]

But then he went... on your right.

[@drewblock1365]

Not anymore....Jimmy Wu card trick...

[@menghao737]

But how did Falcon/Sam know Cap's position compared to where the portal would appear? How did he even radio him all the way from Wakanda before the portal appeared, and how did he know exactly where the portal would appear, he wasn't casting the magic! Did he ask the wizard casting his portal to magically pinpoint Cap's position, and which way he was facing,, just so he could ask him to put the portal slightly to Cap's left, just so he could say the "On your left" line.

[@harrycleaver5920]

It wasn’t deep but when Black Panther specificially calls Hawkeye Clint, it’s a throwback to Civil War who says “my name is Clint” and Black Panther says “I don’t care”

[@Sai_Rompe]

George Barry I was waiting to see if someone said this

[@kaypii5572]

Oh yeah! 😇

[@Linerunner99]

What else would he call him? "Hawkeye" was never used for him in any of the movies. He literally is just Clint.

[@Galahadfairlight]

@@Linerunner99 Maybe Barton, he's called that all the time.

[@Linerunner99]

@@Galahadfairlight Yeah... the guy who saw him once in a fight years ago was going to call him by his last name he never heard. He called him the only thing he ever heard... Clint. Don't forget he came out of retirement for Civil War and went right back into it afterwards. That brief introduction was the only contact they ever had. It's not like some deep friendship had developed between them. They're strangers.

[@gabymartinez2814]

I’m just gonna think NoobMaster69 is Loki lmao

[@gabymartinez2814]

Gab The Player Obviously I know, Im not implying that my thought is canon. Anyway why would I watch endgame without watching infinity wars?

[@ianbrown3948]

Loki ain’t dead the 2012 one is still alive

[@terashockzz2027]

@Gab The Player Loki is not dead as there is a new timeline where evil Loki escaped with the space stone and there is a Loki tv show coming to Disney +

[@Juliusbehrisch]

Ian Brown he is dead just not yet in that time

[@ianthecoolthief6226]

You're making it worse.

[@JKboi27]

T'challa calling out Clint's name was pretty good after claiming he didn't care what his name was in Civil War.

[@ATS1031]

Jimmy Kim Clint should have said I don’t care and ran way lmao

[@anonymoustrash9243]

IKR

[@tjat69]

ATS whEEzE

[@nikki9125]

He didn’t “claim” he didn’t care, at that time, he really didn’t care. All he cared about was exacting revenge on Bucky for his father’s death. By the time he found out who was the real killer & it was done out of revenge, he realized he needed to change his way of thinking, revenge only hurts other people & doesn’t make you feel better.

[@ghost-wl3pm]

@@ATS1031 that would have been hilarious

[@Sackboy-ch9xo]

Thor: what do you think is running through my veins War machine: cheese wis

[@aizawhat1377]

XD

[@bullitt_gaming]

Whiz I know, I know. I couldn’t help myself; sorry 😁😂😂

[@patdog122482]

That line *REALLY* seems like it was missing a few more ideas/options from other characters too IMHO!

[@cubrick4334]

Thor: lightning

[@gasketblower]

Bruh its whiz

[@Hitme410]

My favorite was a "Non Joke", Professor Hulk pretending to smash stuff in 2012... So hilarious!

[@musicallover8370]

I loved that one to

[@NuclearFridge1]

Professor Hulk was all "No... No... I'm just not feeling it."

[@talbotism3815]

You’re obviously a child or simple minded. That was another moment of castration for the Hulk. His character was absolutely ruined.

[@jimmyknox3342]

Seems gratuitous...

[@Dan741258963]

Mine was when hulk went to go see thor and "we can possibly fix the problem." And thor says "what the cable problem?" It may go over a lot of people's heads but Thanos= Josh Brolin = Cable

[@garymarshall7559]

Why doesn't this have more likes?

[@JackalopeBunny]

Funny that you say that, cause I told my mom he was Cable in Deadpool 2 lol

[@davidferri5797]

And dead pool says" calm down Thanos" at end of DP2

[@JolyneVR]

Daniel Montoya it was I dio

[@richlawrence7661]

I don't know why this flew over my head, right up until you pointed this out. It hit me like duh!

[@Andrew.170]

Thanos: I am inevitable. Groot: I am groot!

[@cubrick4334]

Batman: AND IIIIIIII'M BATMAN... AHHHHHH SNAP!!!

[@TheDelicateDesigner06]

Steve: I an Steve Rogers

[@PRSchilling1]

Andrew, but you know, I AM IRON MAN!

[@all4jesusall4him37]

Captain America: I am Steve Rogers Batman: I am Batman!

[@all4jesusall4him37]

@@cubrick4334 😂😆😂😆😂

[@TheDalinkwent]

Out of all of the epic moments in this movie...my favorite scene remains Hulk being a friend and replacing Scott's lost taco's. Everything about that scene works to perfection.

[@calebesagaz5226]

*I want a fight between Thor and NoobMaster69 in Asgardians of the Galaxy.*

[@shiroyasha_007]

guess what? Namor is noobmaster69

[@zunrt9230]

Calebe Sagaz Plot twist: NoobMaster69 is the kid in the bicycle.

[@alanjakulero7033]

Melted ice cream

[@rotanapina2881]

Plot twist: *Noobmaster69 is Miek*

[@10bayekofsiwa15]

Lol I saw a comment once that noobmaster69 is Loki that disappeared with the tesseract

[@AtulSingh-db9rl]

Tony : Go to sleep or I'll sell your toys

[@MissSongXiandi]

I used that on my nephew... it worked. Lolz

[@davg.2589]

The small sequence with Morgan and Happy were they talk about cheeseburgers is where the real men cried

[@OriginalMicycle]

Why hasn't anyone mentioned that the first conversation Steve Rogers has with Dr. Abraham Erskine, the doctor who created him, Erskine says he is from Queens and before that Germany. I feel like this makes Parker's mention of being from Queens later on create more of a bond that nobody else picked up on. Maybe that's just me.

[@ronaldmogire7518]

I think @the canadianlad will be interested with this

[@BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH]

Holy crap! I never thought of that! :)

[@ZanePalmer]

*When Thor and cap throw their weapons and cap gets stormbreaker for a second* Thor: no, no, give me that. You get the little one

[@Dunnonia.]

Zane Palmer yea

[@anajeelkami2026]

So much for his mind crumbling

[@anajeelkami2026]

And his body being too weak

[@mrsplashman8308]

Zane Palmer literally they over looked the fact that it should be impossible for him to wield storm breaker

[@josephfuentes4686]

@@mrsplashman8308 stormbreaker didn't have the same rules/curse like the Mjiolnir had :) notice how Thanos used the Stormbreaker against Thor?? :)

[@diegosalazar1481]

Drax in infinity-"He's not a dude, you are a dude, this is a man". Tony in endgame-"Move a side there, Lebowski"

[@SmolPotato8]

I don't think Gamora will be messaging his "muscles" anymore. 😂

[@diegosalazar1481]

@@SmolPotato8 Lebowski's nickname is "The dude".

[@WaitingForTheHook]

We're all dudes hey!

[@renknook]

16. Thor having a cable problem. Cable in Deadpool 2 was portrayed by Josh Brolin who also plays Thanos.

[@Guakamello]

"Zip it Thanos"

[@gymleaderjoey1371]

Damn bro. I caught everything in this video but this i never even considered. Props to you bro.

[@BeeDotGee1113]

ISWYDT

[@05dturner]

And arguably, deadpool is noobmaster.

[@renknook]

@@05dturner didn't even consider that, but it would make total sense!

[@dawoostarr]

My favourite scene was when professor hulk saw himself in new york

[@feanor411]

I loved when Prof Hulk tried to smash, couldn't really pull it off.

[@Yaori999]

@@feanor411 I mean, looking at your past self is always cringe. His levels of cringe probably were towering even Galactus.

[@GorlicBreadz]

@@feanor411 Professor Hulk smashed but they only showed him in battle throwing someone and he had a line and that was it for Hulk smash

[@feanor411]

@@GorlicBreadz It would have been cool if Professor Hulk proved he could still kick ass. Maybe Prof Hulk could hulk out into a bigger, stronger Hulk? That would be pretty cool.

[@mingyaowu7720]

And that word he mentioned "time travel" "that a win".

[@philiptom2799]

Dr Strange to Wong: is that everyone? Wong: You want more?

[@davincent98]

Yeah, the Defenders, the agents of Shield, anyone else from TV and the X-Men

[@iliagluhchev2821]

I need x men

[@Noor-qo7fu]

Philip Tom *wanted

[@raeannariggs97]

@@davincent98 And also Disney barely bought 21st Century Fox i.e. giving Marvel the rights to using the Xmen characters in films only a couple of months ago, which happened wayyyyyy after they filmed Infinity War and Endgame (which they filmed altogether for the same film so they didn't have to pay everyone to come back for a second movie as well as take down and then rebuild sets all over again. Cuts costs down by a lot by making "one film" and then just editing it into 2 films. So all of 2017 was when they filmed most of both films and barely finished filming Endgame in early-mid 2018. Idk exact dates you'll have to look it up

[@kataseiko]

Magneto and Xavier would have been nice, but Storm would have been great to free up some firepower that was used to hold .. what was that, anyway? A Water Tornado?

[@coreyskuse9387]

What about the Civil War callback between Black Panther and Hawkeye? Civil War: Hawkeye: "Hi, we haven't met, I'm Clint." Black Panther: "I don't care". Endgame: Black Panther: "Hey Clint!"

[@jumboshrimp_2234]

Peter watching Revenge of the Sith: Holdup! Why is Nick Fury getting killed by Emporer Palpatine?!

[@andrewcox3137]

Um duh. Didn’t you know that the empire and hydra are longstanding allies. I’m pretty sure it all started because red skull and Darth Maul were cousins.

[@lukanikolic8246]

Thor kills Thanos ...... Rocket : what did u do ?! Thor : I went for head 👊👌

[@keenanfarhan]

@Doom Never Fails, Rocket quotes Thor in Infinity War, when Thanos snapped, Thor be like: “WHAT DID YOU DO,” and Rocket be like “WTF DID YOU DO”

[@heysanta7958]

Ur a fucking piece of shit

[@Tom-yx9qr]

Hey Santa how? U fucking tard if you don’t want spoilers don’t watch avengers videos

[@nonamefitstudios3541]

No, it wasn't Thor who kills Thanos...It was The "Big Lebowski" Thor who kills Thanos. 😎

[@heysanta7958]

@@Tom-yx9qr i alr watched the movie im just speaking for kids that havent dumbass

[@Sirlantzalot28]

Steve: *stands alone in the battlefield* Sam: “on your left”

[@sangeetagoswami6720]

He was surely not alone

[@vay5540]

Sam: “Hey, Strange? Open the portal on his *left* ok?” Dr. Strange: “why tho?” Sam: “Just do it, ok? It’ll be funny I swear!”

[@TeamMBaku]

Made me very emotional. Couldn't even laugh. Felt everything I believe Cpt did at the moment.

[@jasonmolenaar119]

I was glad that Sam got his on your left moment

[@jennimcfood2290]

Wish you would have shown the actual scenes that happened and the moments without telling us what happens and then moving on

[@EllieBelle1993]

Can’t finish the video cause of it

[@nurfazlinjunidi8597]

Exactly!

[@retronerd7832]

i think when they made this endgame was still in cinemas so they didnt have the actual scenes so thats why they had to explain the jokes and used footage from older movies :)))

[@yobananaboy7843]

Nothing flies over my head. My reflexes are too quick.

[@spikeycat81]

😄

[@xx4lerxx]

Stolen

[@maddogkilla1]

Not quick enough to realize this joke is played out

[@MrBaconPeng]

I understood that reference

[@renzayupan1303]

Wanda: you took everything from me. Thanos be like "I dont even know you" 😂😂😂

[@kbanghart]

You will

[@dylanhazard7360]

Then he almost got ripped tf apart

[@bashboi4074]

I've ruined a lot of lives, you're nothing special

[@CarneConPapas]

Quicksilver be like BITCH WHAT ABOUT ME?

[@jjconjsj324]

Well that version of Thanos hadn't met her yet since he came from the past before the events of infinity war

[@noboruryuu4345]

If you missed these jokes, you probably haven't watched the movie yet

[@Plyboimarinus]

true

[@kale1209]

Yeah I understood all of them

[@josemesa752]

Thank you. They are reaching on some of these

[@premtuladhar7757]

I watched it

[@curleyds]

Dont go smartypants on us. Some of us don't read comics

[@darkdevil.231]

my fav one was when dr strange said which master do u serve star lord : which master do i serve am i suppose to say jeses

[@kevind2529]

That did it for me yo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@internalscreaming7566]

My favorite Peter Q and Tony interaction in IW is “No, I’m from Missouri!” “Yeah, that’s on earth _dipshit.”_ OR “The 50% of me that’s stupid... that’s 100% you.” ... “Your math is blowing my mind.”

[@xx4lerxx]

Thats infinity war, not endgame

[@maddogkilla1]

@@xx4lerxx w0t m8?

[@willeysingleton3057]

Infinity war might be number 4 on greatest movies of all time but im also not smart and a huge Marvel fan.

[@musicallover8370]

Antman: Just for the record, that's America's butt Captain America: Shut up

[@jonlewis5061]

Barbara Kirkpatrick a few minutes later, Captain America looking at his own butt. Yea that is America’s butt.

[@MaggotKing556]

Drax wasn't in Endgame. He mastered the art of being so still he's invisible

[@dustintinsley3899]

He was in the final fight scene

[@Joe-qw1rs]

Dustin Tinsley he’s making a joke...

[@dustintinsley3899]

@@Joe-qw1rs who is?

[@danterosales6985]

@@dustintinsley3899 wooooosh

[@dustintinsley3899]

No you got wooshed.

[@sarahb6970]

Only thing missing was a nod to the fact both RDJ and Benedict Cumberbatch played Sherlock Holmes. When they butt heads a “No shit Sherlock” would have been glorious!

[@number1fool]

yeah, they were pretty vocal about how both of them did NOT want that to be in the movies.

[@georgiastone3025]

As Benedict Cumberbatch says 'it's corny' - I disagree😂

[@GaugeFullyAnimated]

They did make a Sherlock reference in Infinity War "Doctor, do you concur?"

[@georgiastone3025]

@@GaugeFullyAnimated I thought that was a reference to Doctor Stanges name?

[@GaugeFullyAnimated]

@@georgiastone3025 yeah that, but also Sherlock reference

[@ghost-wl3pm]

Is noone gonna talk about the fact that this video is about endgame,yet showed almost NO CLIPS from endgame?

[@Formosa1]

Tony to Thor: You’re drifting left. One side there, Lebowski.

[@TronicSpeed]

Captain America: *HAIL HYDRA* Me: Oh my goodness!

[@MannyK8705]

HYRDA?

[@TronicSpeed]

@@MannyK8705 I can't believe I misspelled that.

[@spacejesus6581]

Actually it’s “HEIL HYDRA!”

[@fujitora7070]

Me no understand dis language

[@yassinakl2705]

Gmora: this is the guy Nebula: the choices where him or a tree

[@parker5040]

drax was too still for nebula to notice him hehe

[@fourhundred9299]

The part where Sam went up to old Steve on his left and in a couple of movies captain America would run past Sam saying "On your left."

[@jordyboy321]

Did you forget tony stark calling thor "lebowski" even though jeff bridges played obedia stane in iron 1?

[@demario3335]

🤔I see this as an absolute win!

[@mar-vell7286]

@@Colt__the__Bolt Whiplash was played by Mickey Roarke. If you're gonna watch the movies try to know who plays the characters you're watching.

[@Colt__the__Bolt]

@@mar-vell7286 I misread the comment before I noticed I was wrong in writing it so I know what he meant

[@dredgenauryx3382]

Thor: Give me that you take the litle one. Me: (Dies of laughter).

[@jase_p]

Feileri K I laughed at that shit too 😂😂😂

[@kaylawarren4984]

*little

[@josesoto1219]

Bruh I nearly shit myself

[@evermartinez5651]

Hulk: thor are you ok? Thor: yeah im fine why? Rocket: you look like melted ice cream 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gargnob]

Frigga muttering "Oh, sometimes it takes a second." when Thor questions his worthyness and Mjolnir ... DOESN'T show up immediately!

[@jasonsanders8797]

A missed reference to when Thor was waiting for his 'umbrella' to return to him when he first met Dr. Strange.

[@dragonphoenix7023]

A reference to when Thor waited for his Mjolnir to come in Ragnarok when he was going to battle surtur

[@saraha4972]

also the “cheeseburger” thing made me almost cry ngl

[@durrellmitchell7152]

Woulda been hilarious if Rocket had actually encountered a real Raccoon while he was on earth.....

[@zombiegroan3985]

DURRELL MITCHELL like he’s taking out the trash and sees one in the trash bin. Then realizing that’s what quill meant when he said trash bandit.

[@angelserenade]

@@zombiegroan3985 "trash panda"

[@DeCarbonZo5979]

Missed opportunity

[@spacejesus6581]

Guardians of the Galaxy vol 3 has already been confirmed so who knows?

[@ya-highness]

That would be hilarious. To see Rockets, face, interaction, and reaction would make a great scene.

[@fijigreg7543]

when rocket raccoon said to cap marvel " YOU GOT ANOTHER HAIR CUT "

[@iliagluhchev2821]

Lol. That was the only significant she did in the whole movie though.

[@leiterman7573]

@@iliagluhchev2821 next video on the channel DOES CAPTAIN MARVELS BARBER HAVE THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPON IN THE UNIVERSE. Here are the facts the heart of a dying star could not touch thors hair so wHaT AboUt HeR bArBeR

[@ichijofreedman]

@@leiterman7573 i think it's about consent

[@TB-xh4hr]

How the hell did you think “I can do this all day” and “aimed for the head” went over people heads? Like the most obvious reference I’ve ever seen

[@KaarMuhh]

Lmao "like the back of a Volkswagen" Nice Mallrats throw

[@princefreddo5044]

I like how Cap was swearing at certain parts of ENDGAME when in the past he's always been like "LANGUAGE!"

[@gabelongid7776]

teslagod2003 mjolnir

[@feanor411]

you gotta be shittin' me.

[@gabelongid7776]

teslagod2003 kinda, sorry😂😅

[@feanor411]

@teslagod2003 actually it's meowmeow...just ask darcy!

[@RinJackson]

......that was one time

[@lukanikolic8246]

War Machine: What's up regular size man ?! Ant- man : woah

[@HeadlessChickenTO]

I loves how Nebula gave Rhodes a heads up on his landing space.

[@ZxSkyLineKidxZ]

Lol

[@hadiraza8463]

Well the real joke is when at the very next moment hulk passes by rhodes who is really bigger than rhodes

[@akshaj585]

3:52 we finally got to see the real hero The rat avenger 🐀 He saved the whole universe 😂😇😉

[@ciderofthearctic392]

Mighty Mouse? I'm kidding you wouldn't understand my reference, it's an old cartoon 😄

[@robertvantine2810]

I still say that rat was Loki. And NoobMaster69 too. Or maybe Deadpool was NoobMaster69...

[@kyleranville2492]

That rat later went on to raise 4 young turtles to become ninjas

[@TheYardBoyss]

IKR?

[@woomeebly]

@@kyleranville2492 but not before pulling Tom Holland's brothers hair, becoming a Michelin star chef and becoming the toast of Paris. Lol.

[@mikki6122]

I started sobbing even harder in the theatre when Morgan asked for a cheeseburger and my grandmother thought I was insane

[@jamemartin6830]

Awww it's gonna be ok MCU!! MCU!!MCU!!

[@thatsroughbuddy7586]

SAME!! I was like “Just like your dad🤧” My friend was like “...I’ll just go get more popcorn” She doesn’t get it

[@xaingwu]

How about Cap (when running into himself in 2012) saying "You gotta be Shitting me!" after admonishing Tony in Age of Ultron for the use of "Language"

[@jimmyknox3342]

John Lowry ikr You'd think he would remember that!

[@thomaatoes2874]

The real hero was the rat who activated the quantum tunnel. Real heroes don't wear capes.

[@tylerholmes2736]

When Blood diamond finally calls Peter "The Starlord"

[@ayameowen3489]

The cheeseburger thing made me cry, I didn’t even cry when Tony died just when she wanted a cheeseburger.

[@menchiesagun2852]

Lets Have a Moment Of Silence for Ant-Man’s Taco 🌮

[@RosimInc7]

Watch out Rhodey, there's an idiot in the landing zone.

[@jonathanschaffer2594]

Rosim Inc What’s up, Regular-Sized Man?

[@Charlie-lt8hl]

pressing f to pay my respects: fffffffffffffffffffffff

[@namesarefortheweak]

rip

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

Rip

[@jamarjohnson3242]

When rocket told thor he look like melted ice cream lol!!

[@danielwoods3896]

@Bahama Jackson yes...

[@jay_the_dragon5896]

A few smiles.... A FEW SMILES??!!?!!? WHEN PETER SHOWED UP ON SCREEN I WAS SOBBING AND CRYING ‘KAY,?!!???!

[@t-h-c-cchungus5668]

"Nothing flys over my head my reflexes are to fast i would catch it"

[@joshuah9059]

Your too thcc you wont catch it

[@ihopeicanchangethisnamelat7108]

@@joshuah9059 that’s rude

[@jonnoannells2218]

I almost cried when he mentioned Morgan asking for cheeseburgers because I just understood the reference before he explained it

[@musicallover8370]

Me to cause I just whachted the first Iron Man movie it is so sad he had to die

[@allenthecoda]

CBR: Jokes that went over your heads Me: did they tho 😏

[@cbr]

weird flex but ok.... 😂

[@luisvaldez6269]

Allen Boatner I understood that reference

[@Evan-yw4zn]

Nothing goes over my head... my reflexes are too fast

[@qqqfuzion2582]

Jokes don't go over heads... *they go for the head!!!*

[@flashmanos1821]

@@cbr weird ok but flex

[@rosarioorozco9299]

My favorite was when Peter and tony are making a plan to save dr strange and peter references to the sequel Aliens as an old movie with air lock scene in mind to blast Mal into space

[@BigMozie]

I’m too focused nothing goes over my head -Drax 2014

[@elreydelvideo]

*The best part of the movie was:* *I can do this all day; Yeah I know*

[@Shrimpfriedpee]

Mine was “activate instant kill”

[@vay5540]

"America's ass"

[@lillyswift42]

It's funny how Cap went from "Language!" to admiring America's ass.

[@marethyu_77gamer93]

@@lillyswift42 At the start he even said (about Thanos) : "Let's go get this son of a b*tch"

[@beccaneuhoff]

Thanos: I am inevitable! Tony: Yhea, but I am Iron man! Me: (died of laughing) (then cried)

[@elliotlytle9531]

For me it was: Thanos: I am, inevitable Tony: And I... Am... Iron man Me: YOU DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE! Tony: *snaps his fingers* Me: oh no...

[@dannyman7892]

Rebecca Neuhoff he didn’t die of laughing silly he died from the snap

[@sistersnapped.7458]

I wanted grout to yell from the distance," I am groot! "

[@tombstonesoda9122]

Thanos: i am inevitable Iron man: i am iron man Me: damm right Snaps ah shit

[@lillyswift42]

AND I'M BATMAN!!!

[@sirarnoldgrylls6553]

"15 jokes in Avengers Endgame you'd know if you seen the whole mcu"

[@BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH]

Exactly! :)

[@Mizarrow]

"Nothing flies over my head, my reflexes are too fast. I would catch it."

[@kevinwells1210]

Rocket- Theres beer on the ship. Thor- What kind.?

[@Vanya11_12]

I totally didn’t expect hail hydra! I thought they’d replicate the elevator scene!

[@keyless3994]

I did

[@keyless3994]

It was in the com ics

[@gavatronthegreat4714]

I’m confused how any of these jokes went over someone’s head

[@BB-BA55akaMR-BLEGH]

Yeeeeaaaahhh..... I caught all the ones mentioned in this video, but that was only because I had seen every other MCU movie before Endgame. When I saw Jurassic World 1, there was a group in front of me who had people who NEVER saw any of the Jurassic Park movies (in my head, I thought "wtf?"). I'm sure this happened with Endgame, too.

[@conradmartins8910]

The most obvious and my personal favourtie: "On your left"

[@kwekubissue-prah3178]

What does it mean

[@markmac2206]

@@kwekubissue-prah3178 when Cap met Sam while jogging he kept passing him saying "on your left" so Sam got annoyed by it and it was funny. and when Sam enters the final battle of Endgame he finally got to say it.

[@spididerman]

My favorite part is when captain and Thor switched hammers and thr stops the fight to get stormbreaker back and tell captain to take the little one.

[@macx0360]

But.. Stormbreaker was suppose to be for a true king too, why can Thanos hold it so easily?

[@spididerman]

@@macx0360 there was never an enchantment on Stormbreaker you just had to be really strong. Only mjolnir at the Enchantment of being Worthy.

[@macx0360]

@@spididerman You're right. I was thinking of what Eitri said (something like a weapon fit for a King) but it was also lifted by Groot.

[@Icouldntpickone]

Nebula kept her hand, the whole losing a limb homage was shot in the beginning when Thor chopped off the gauntlet from thanos.

[@CheyMo.Gaming]

And that was in HISHE and honest trailers version. Which the Directors are big fans of

[@loganyates8832]

Yep

[@alexmurphy2856]

"Whatchu do?" I asked Thor. He simply says"I went for the head"

[@brandonharrison9273]

War Machine: "What's up? Regular sized man!"

[@onyx666]

Tony Stark: time travels not like back to the future Scott Lang: my dreams are ruined

[@kaylawarren4984]

This movie made me have a whole new idea if time travel

[@pedrosabino2628]

I really liked when we had the scene with Peter Quill singing and performing in a awesome way before the moment he was supposed to find the Power Stone and then we see the same scene in the perspective of Nebulosa and Rhodes looking super silly.

[@la.dezign1219]

Pedro Sabino not only that scene but those scene which was recreated. From the avengers movie.

[@noobmaster9781]

That was super hilarious

[@bt0694]

That was the best!! My wife and I both almost died laughing!

[@thomascleveland3401]

So he's an idiot

[@juainott5281]

Hahaha exactly I laugh at that part.

[@carrotboi5676]

Thanos:I am inevitable Tony: I am iron man Groot: i am groot

[@alvinkhor6569]

Captain America : I am steve rogers

[@acraftateer9224]

Batman: I’m batman

[@emsleywyatt3400]

I am Spartacus.

[@adaligogh4049]

Stone Temple Pilots: I am smellin' like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed.

[@karishmalenin638]

Drax: I'm invisible

[@davekemp1808]

My favourite joke in Endgame was Star-Lord's line "You missed the first time... then you got them both the second time", which I thought was a really well placed laugh after the heart tugging moment when Quill thought he was reuniting with the Gamora he knew.

[@jacksonr5115]

The hail hydra scene was just so he could get the scepter since he already knew they were hydra.Because he fought them in an earlier movie

[@avidee4300]

But it was still funny 😂

[@endgamemusic1919]

Yeah and it was a really good callback to the comics.

[@gavcuriano3390]

Jackson R no shit sherlock

[@justinhuff1202]

We're all well aware of this, chode..

[@mikethom059]

We know Jackson, we know

[@anson3383]

You're not answering the real question. Why is Gamora?

[@thegrammarpolice69]

Why is gamora? It's because her parents had sex...that's why there exists gamora.

[@msrobyn82]

Yes love that line. DRAX is the the man 😁

[@raxsavvage]

i'll do you one better... when is gomora

[@Nocturnal_Rei]

But no one says how is gamora

[@DeCarbonZo5979]

Love that, it's hilarious

[@TheTitoMosquito]

"so he's an idiot" from Rhodes was hilarious

[@michaelculp5089]

My favorite callback was “on your left” just before the final fight scene from winter soldier

[@LadyPhanthom1]

Michael Culp it was actually falcon that said that

[@LukeJordanBinkZilla]

Gamorra: This is the one you were talking about Nebula: Your choices was him or a tree

[@Stefan.rogers]

You didn't even mention "on your left" between Falcon and Cap

[@ciderofthearctic392]

Lol neither did he mention Thor playing Fortnite

[@lila44411]

@@ciderofthearctic392 he did :)

[@ciderofthearctic392]

Linley Muhondo Wait wut

[@jewishfish]

@@lila44411 yeah he did mention Fortnite

[@recklessreek5249]

@@ciderofthearctic392 where were u when he mentioned it did u skip some of the video lmao

[@st3ver_]

Without Starlord everyone would be dead because 14.000.000 things 1 win Think about it

[@heathercontois4501]

14,000,605

[@Voxridian]

I eat hotdogs with mayo I eat a lot of things with mayo. I just love mayo. I dont put it on anything crazy like breakfast cereal or pancakes, but usually any lunch food involving bread gets the mayo, including hotdogs.

[@erichanastacio9695]

I put MMK on my hotdog sandwiches. MMK: Mayo, Mustard, and Ketchup

[@marcstewart6247]

I like the running joke with Thor. Holds out hand " sometimes it takes a second"

[@myboo4469]

You forgot Tony Stark calling AntMan "thumbelina"... God, I will miss him so much and his jokes and how he seriously makes us laugh even in serious situations.

[@gauravdorjelama]

Also called him stuart little. And many such names throughout the movie

[@taron1868]

Gaurav Lama pissant

[@musicallover8370]

Me to it was so sad that Tony had to die

[@ameliastrilogy]

Loki's death was that moment when marvel pulled my heart out and stomped on it just to bring back 2012 Loki GOD DAMNIT MARVEL

[@harrykoulountis2989]

Spiderman s instant kill must be my favorite scene apart from Steve Roger's welding mijolnir

[@sol15_]

When you were talking about the hands getting cut off, you said the endgame one was nebula getter her had burned when getting the orb, but did you forget they cut thanos’ hand off at the very start

[@davincent98]

I thought that that's what they were going for, but nope, it was Nebula

[@jamieoconnor22]

Also, it seems more like a reference to I, Robot to me. In it, the human-ish robot Sunny has to retrieve something past an energy barrier, so reaches in and grabs it, damaging his arm in the process

[@thisisweirderthanyou9855]

My favourite was when everyone came back in the final fight and ant man and the wasp were reunited, the wasp referred to Captain America as Cap. Which for those who don't know in ant man and the wasp hope made fun of Scott for calling Captain America, cap

[@tomatosteve3444]

Parry Home or when he turned ginormous and punched the flying lizard and held the hulk

[@mercurianbentley]

Yassssss

[@alexdavis-mann8513]

Wait people missed these?

[@blackflag4537]

mine is when scarlet witch said "you took everything from me" then thanos said "i don't even know who you are"

[@FifthRobin]

"What's up Ant-Man?," "Ahhhhhhh........I think I peed but the size of my peeing doesn't change when I turn ant-size."