15 Minutes Of Classic JoJo Memes

[@slidingcoffee8113]

16:56 Polpo: Killed multiple people with his stand for staying in the shadows, also sold drugs to children Cioccolatta: Killed many of his patients and sold their organs and drived others to suicide Diavolo: Don't even get me started

[@auth_slb]

Literally

[@AckleyKiddo]

also you cant blame bucciarati for that they wanted to join themselves

[@bulentozoglu9347]

* mad giorno noises *

[@codyjiroyngson9102]

diavolo is a literal rker

[@knightoflothric4365]

doppio is just a kid tho, he couldnt help the whole 2 personality thing

[@lucasmullin3059]

Jotaro: Platinum Josuke: Diamond Giorno: Gold Jolyne: Stone Gappy: *W* *E* *T*

[@BIONGAFT_PHIGHTING]

Johnny: *CHUMIIIMII* ORDODODODODODODOORRRAAAA

[@DeviousDink]

Johnathan:

[@CrazyBenWRYYYY]

okay what about P U R P L E tho??? (joseph)

[@joanna2636]

0:21 The way gyro is clapping Johnny’s goddamn cheeks

[@arthurcastilhodasilva9026]

4:01 How is jotaro not grounded, he's punching his uncle

[@tecco817]

platinum: part:3 diamond: part 4 gold: part 5 stone: part 6 dirt: part 7

[@ybbaism]

Part 8 wet

[@CharlesThebattler]

Did you forget silver

[@CharlesThebattler]

Part 3

[@craftstick4627]

@@CharlesThebattler silver chatior

[@MoonHeadEnjoyer]

Part 7 is steel

[@vedantacharyya1605]

You know it's gonna be a good day when you hear, "JoBro memes, making dreams."

[@shadowkillerqueen3012]

I really wanted to say that

[@Var-ms6yw]

Not when I hear 3:50

[@Soulkingbrook-79]

*everybody liked that*

[@r4cc00n_v0m1t]

fax

[@The-most-normal-person]

Why's this so true tho fr fr

[@end.6286]

Love how jotaro flys one time and never does it again

[@Nftstealer_0]

If you read the manga you would know he used his stand to change his momentum smhhhh

[@unnamedaccount6969]

@@Nftstealer_0 and never does it again

[@wingdinggaster6737]

@@unnamedaccount6969 he didnt even change his momentum, he just used stand leaps, which *are* often used

[@unnamedaccount6969]

@@wingdinggaster6737 it was often used until it was never used again

[@wingdinggaster6737]

@@unnamedaccount6969 Man its almost like engaging in aerial combat puts you in a disadvantage when your enemies are Plane girl Purple death gas guy bullet redirection guy and a dude who can turn the ground into a fucking tree that if you try to cut down to disadvantage him you instantly implode

[@Zobie2game]

#jobromemes Everyone be talking about this: “Sheer Heart Attack has no weaknesses!” -Kira. But no one talks about this: “My stand; Yellow Temperance has no weaknesses!” -rubber soul.

[@Cap_Briggsy]

16:56 Lets revise this one: Cioccolatta: A sadistic killer who brutally murdered his patients, and filmed the suicides he caused while working at a nursing home

[@Patonnie463]

When ur early but don’t know what to say

[@Quandaledingle9642]

true lol

[@Yamsharkz]

Same

[@uqmz_]

But then you said this

[@Yamsharkz]

@@uqmz_ true 😳

[@Xinny_Real]

You say: “Hey! It’s me! Goku!”

[@godofgames1781]

2:30 Actually, no. During Bruno’s backstory, it’s stated that he passed away before the events of Golden Wind.

[@godofgames1781]

At 3:00 exactly in this video (kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXSwgoKeqMqgrdk), it states that Bruno’s father died five years after Bruno joined the gang.

[@Saint14444]

@@godofgames1781 🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@tsuwu5260]

Always appreciate an insightful comment.

[@user-hk4mn3nv5r]

World > Platinum > Diamond > Gold > Stone > NAIL

[@malimaui2802]

Don’t forget Soft & Wet, right below Nail

[@elieselmarcano3117]

Dio jotaro josuke giorno joly josuke

[@elgato_micheal]

Silver crying in the corner:

[@begula8507]

Nail > Bubble > Rain

[@konoveldorada5990]

Scientist: *Stones made of mineral.* Jojo: *Next Generation:* Episode 1 _"Quartz And Mica Stands."_

[@sumrandomdude5702]

1:31 depressing to see Giorno downgrade from a mafia boss to a prison guard...

[@sumrandomdude5702]

@Heavenly Gamer if u cant beat em, join em.

[@Stalker_Monkee]

4:25- Silver Chariot could make Polnareff fly, beacuse its took off his armor, making him not so durable, but obtaining A speed. So its could move fast enough, to carry Polnareff. If any other humanoid stand dont have this ability, or dont have A stats speed, its cant make its user fly. As we saw Dio's and Jotaro's fly, its beacuse of their stands speed.

[@JamieGentle-ky4ij]

I mean technically if he really wanted to Heirophant green could wrap kakyoin in It's tentacles and fly him around, that would truly be a sight to see

[@lyxia.3258]

1:31 i really thought that jotaro grows to become joseph than giorno 💀

[@DeceasedMan82]

Silver Chariot had his armor off, so he probably jumped from the ground so quick to carry Polnareff. No other stand has the same speed as Silver Chariot since it is the FASTEST stand ever.

[@elementalgabe7860]

Diavolo will always have the worst death cuz he’s died every possible way so ig the worst death goes to him. But if we are talking about the worst death that was shown to happen, it would be magent magent’s death. This guy basically had the same death as kars but kars is immortal so he can’t “technically die”, it was proven that magent magent actually did end up not being alive afterwards and he was forced to do the same thing as kars.

[@Mrbombogyat]

2:47 how to scare mista:tell him the number for life is 4

[@victoracosta4796]

Concerning the de-evolution of stands, this person forget that platinum, diamonds, and gold all come from stone. Given what happens at the end of this part, it’s pretty clever foreshadowing.

[@akathereal_delirium]

dammmn johnny got that E X T R A thicc A S S SS SSS SS S SSS SS SS S

[@FirestoneAnimation]

8:03 So then the scene when Josuke used his dry blood on the glass shard against Kira shouldn't have happened in that manner.

[@JamesDoe1131]

8:28 jawline cujoh

[@something1600]

04:17 didn't jotoro fly in his fight with Dio.

[@notkingatlas]

That was an animation error, they actually jumped, and they put enough force or whatever into it that they basically started flying.

[@gengeky9078]

7:35 need I say more

[@rochellemontevirgen]

5:25 ARAKI DOES WHAT I ALSO DO WHEN A SKIN GOES RED I USE MY NAILS HOLY SHIT

[@ferragone3723]

I have proof that dio/diego is gonna appear in part 9 part 1:Dio, part 2: Kars, part 3: Dio, part 4: Kira, part 5: Dio's son, part 6: Pucci, part 7: diego, part 8: Toru, part 9: ????? you see it right?

[@noah8114]

5:10 gio is having a golden experience

[@MasterEggOnYT]

Jobro memes:making dreams🗿🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kevinkapil5500]

9:09 me: pressing ctrl+r* (reload's video)

[@Joshhh721]

0:18 *gyro drunk*:

[@LilCapivas]

The most basic explanation for the time skip of king crimson is compare it to the video cuts, like, you cut the record, do something and start recording again, showing the results of your actions

[@Jo-Wilbe-Dina]

3:37 By Far My Most Favourite Meme Of The Day... *I Love Part 4 So Much...*

[@jelly_855]

9:59 is exactly what my friend is doing and he refuses to watch more until i watch sao

[@101Kamehameha]

2:47 No, no, no the way you REALLY scare Mista You label it step 4

[@rjtiongkiao6636]

7:01 what if he used multiple rocks Kira: SHELLSHOCK !!!! BOMBARDMENT!!

[@sonofbeach609]

2:28 BUCKSIYARATEEZ dad almost certainly died alone, never know what became of his son

[@gabrieletonini1449]

8:00 i didnt understand why fixing the prosthetic hand would make kars get back from space

[@user-gg9gg8ed4e]

fr it kinda dosent make sense because it would make his prosthetic hand come back, not the rotten arm from part 2 it makes no sense on how kars will come back

[@chromebroke8125]

the nerves are prolly still in the prosthetic, also josephs arm would probably be preserved enough by the stone

[@thecatbread]

1:14 the sad part is that It would definitely would be possible for them to do jojo Friday since it has been around 12 weeks for the new batch : ( *F for stone ocean*

[@alienvisitor8393]

F

[@diegogaletti139]

Ftone Fcean

[@cafezinhodastripasdomickey]

And after that, It devolutes to Tusk (idk), Soft and Wet, and now is Rain

[@Minos-prime0]

Jobro: let’s make dreams The kids: I had a nightmare where I die from pucci

[@amselwah]

What do you call D4C *me: filthy acts at a reasonable price *

[@arkinkoniahcalma6414]

1:30 Adult Giorno pic was a VEERYY short clip in the first stone ocean episode

[@Lowlifemaster]

So if its platinum, diamond , gold , stone then whats the next PEBBLE lee?

Wait you mean rock lee?

[@JuiceTheKIDD-gt6eo]

Make sense cause Koichi would use act 3 to stop pucci from reaching heaven. Lmao

[@yordisignaciodelarosaqueza439]

11:42 not me simping over Part 4 Part 3 Jotaro

[@Leviathan77777]

"What if we sat together in the giorno toilet?" Me: ok

[@Red-st6hw]

10:28 Rohan just being Rohan

[@Soloesecutore]

Next stand gonna be "dirt included"

[@Angushrothgar]

The third one, the abbachio one, I hadn't thought of it like that, Jesus lol

[@YoshikageKira_DuwangGang]

0:15 no explaination needed ~Nyo ho~

[@noelsinclair9465]

IT NEEDS TO GO IN REVERSE Its supposed to be: stone gold diamond then platinum

[@susurro_]

The mista tip is good, after u do that u run

[@LyciiPelmen667]

Kars: Frozen in space endlessly, not knowing what happens on earth. Kira: Crushed by ambulance and then pulled into the abyss forever Diavolo: Endless death loop he can't escape Pucci: Erased FV: Idk DIO: 1 punch Diego: Go/jo Tooru: Nuh uh

[@serekpro888]

6:45 haha muda muda i want to become the best version of my self and look better when i do jojo pose

[@Itz_Snowyy]

Thumbnail: evolution of jojo stands Me: what will be next, iron? Also 4:28 that was me yesterday

[@SoulKnightVeteran]

Mista when he looks at the time The clock: 4: 44 This the only decent meme I thought of

[@hiur]

Legends say gyro is still spanking Johnny

[@manit2198]

When you realise that we only ever see half of jobro memes because king krimson keeps skipping them

[@initanjandlanor2205]

The thumbnail is everything

[@TEA-w5h]

2:48 how to recover from multiple bullet wounds

[@7WomaNation]

11:14 I'm on volume 5 of part 7 but i saw Speewagon i had to agree

[@NotSaulGoodmann]

Jobro memes making dreams bring a tear to my eye 🥲

[@jonahbeghtol4832]

After Stone it literally goes to bone/Tusk and then "Soft and Wet" like a damn pool noodle

[@ThatOneCrazyFanOfPapyrus]

Final jojo will have an atom stand fr fr.

[@williamhuang5735]

this jit has all the jojo's references 💀

[@elmil0]

7:59 wow idk if joseph was lucky or he remember that fact

[@liaruyana752]

2:53 tusk act 1

[@TheSkinStealer-p8m]

That’s a fetus

[@QuynhNguyen-ge2xf]

Part 1 : sun Part 2 : rare red stone Part3 : platinum Part 4 : diamond Part 5 : gold Part 6 : STOME

[@theoneandonlyswagatron8779]

And then there’s tusk and soft and wet.What comes next,atoms???

[@ringingpeace2120]

Divorce cought me off guard

[@igors_lol]

Animal bone (Tusk), Bubble (Soft & Wet)

[@harvsgaming4661]

2:47 how to die instantly:

[@JazMyMan]

Basically me when reading Stone Ocean See Jolyne becomes straight: noooooooooo You see Anusuie: never mind

[@gem_studio3D_animator_official]

0:00 is my favourite

[@Monique-il9gu]

7:42 it’s true, but it actually made me cry 😭 10:58 THIS IS WORSE

[@SisyphusFleshPanopticon]

13:03 Like father like son

[@gojoisakitkatfr]

0:22 if that were giorno he would reset and keep on doing it.

[@paugylon]

6:27 I'm speechless.

[@Angushrothgar]

Ok, I'm obligated to mention this everytime I see Josephs death, my head cannon is when Joseph is dying and reaching towards jotaro hermit purple is out and is hamon is flaring. Josephs body acts on instinct we know from battle tendency, I believe Joseph was subconsciously trying to pass his hamon, he knows what William, ceaser, and Johnathan did passing there hamon in there dying moments, and a touch of hamon could have helped keep jotaro alive. Joseph was just to far and to weak to actually give it to him. It's just my head cannon but it fucks me up watching that scene

[@EmperorProtects1]

Hamon-Powered Jotaro would be sick

[@aimanhairi1624]

@@EmperorProtects1star platinum punches infused with hamon is just straight up broken

[@EmperorProtects1]

@@aimanhairi1624 Hamon-Powered Avdol's flames

[@sodapopcowboy8620]

I always find it weird when civilians in JoJo do not say "Why are there Gay Strippers high on crack? We do not have any gay bars around here at all either!".

[@Demoman_de_red]

Gay blue boi really said "you may spank it... Once. I can't tell if you did it only once so I trust you on this because you are my good friend and I...." ✋💀🤚

[@ImNotAHuman728]

4:20 i can agree with that guy

[@DimebagDarrelFabBoi]

7:15 JUSTICE FOR KOICHI

[@oreyasawaiyan9727]

Platinum>diamond>gold>stone >wood tusk > soft and wet >(to be continued)

[@dark_messenger]

4:55, meanwhile Jolyne(19 yo): -_-

[@tortistired]

2:48 Step 2: Wake up in heaven

[@thee-lord7788]

Even dirt is under stone the devolution continues

[@doomslayerclout]

NEUTRUN STAR WILL PULL THE PERSON. SO you are going towards the star hence it will end even faster.

[@EYESOFDEATH283]

0:56 i think he grabbed his head and smashed It on the table and runned away

[@littlebird000]

That is actually a cut clip from a video where the kids make a video and then they both get up and walk towards the shelf, wich by the way, falls on top of the kid with black hair if I don't remember, and the blonde just runs

[@nanatinnaa]

This meme make my day

[@morgan-tv4wo]

0:52 you have forget one the za ambulance

[@chumninbrando7275]

Giorno has a good life and has a wife and a son in the meantime in florida Lets reset

[@Justin_.1.]

Fax dude 6:11

[@silverglass9499]

part 3: platinum part 4: diamond part 5: gold part 6: stone part 7: steel

[@missflusch]

#jobromemes My Friend: "Blow my Mind" Me: "What if Star Platinum decided to not catch the Bullet"

[@Baldtroopergaming69]

platinum, silver, diamond, gold and stone

[@KujoJotaro-xn3gb]

Jotaro and dio did fly

[@SpyRats]

2:54 Green Baby aren't a stand but Ozon Baby it is a stand

[@lenduyo8657]

0:17 yeah i only did it once

[@diondadigger]

10:31 aged terribly