15 Minutes of Purely Educational Bird Slander (ft. Kevin and DaBaby)

[@fakinell9630]

“Like a true predator they go after the minors” I CJOKED

[@geovicjones9315]

CJOKED

[@krusveto441]

*Choked

[@Kayareswon]

Never correct the spelling. The current spelling is appropriate.

[@CanIGetTheUhhhhh-]

@@Kayareswon That spelling is probably the noise they made when they choked.

[@Backroomsmonsters]

Cjoked?

[@emanuelmartinez7267]

Shoebill sees anything living: "and I took that personally" Also Shoebill when it sees a human: "I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan"

[@addiegraves3]

This comment is under rated, gold, FACTS.

[@gypsysprite4824]

the Shoebill seems to be in the crowd of aimals that knows that it is absolutly fucked if it tries to mess with Humans. makes sense for the animal that kinda just chills with Hippos to understand when something can remove you from the census just because, nd proceed to try befriending

[@Nekoszowa]

@@gypsysprite4824 So they are essentially bird cabybaras

[@entropy7705]

They know we're as fucked up as they are

[@jinxfest]

😭👍

[@Tr0lliPop]

"This african homicidal chicken *_tapdances on the graves of snakes"_* I cant get enough of these clever quotes

[@enaisberrios7482]

I can't ever find a flaw in his logic

[@itz_alex1679]

🌌Yes🌌

[@htut3299]

Yes

[@kneelingpheasant8911]

Am i the only one who thinks that secretary bird look a lot like Stella from Helluva boss

[@alicecheshire4806]

@@kneelingpheasant8911 No, it totally does. Sorry, Stolas.

[@jrodindigo]

His choice of words, the delivery, and the straight face as he's saying all this stuff is absolute GENIUS lol

[@REDACTEDbox]

“most storks deliver babies, this one returns them” this man is a narrative genius

[@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183]

With bones

[@pinkorblackgrid2461]

What does 8:28 mean

[@dababy2407]

@@pinkorblackgrid2461 There was a lady that got killed by a owl

[@pokaay3163]

@@dababy2407 holy crap, is there a video

[@dababy2407]

@@pokaay3163 I'm not sure but a few years back I remember seeing on the news that there was a woman that was walking down stairs and she got attacked by the owl and fell.

[@SnowFox-gv2rn]

“God gave us thumbs and everyone else has to pay for it” This is so painfully true

[@dianamarcekova9615]

time stamp?

[@dianamarcekova9615]

Found it

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Just take away our thumbs

[@RikuIsLost]

Viva le emu

[@LV-oo7jd]

13:18

[@silashurd3597]

“If a crow breathes, an owl will take it personally and put an end to it” Bro I appreciate This mans humor😂

[@donovanulrich348]

The man speaks poetry XD But he goes on to explain crows and Owls beef cuz Owls are predators and Crows are smart enough to figure that out without being attacked by them

[@thespecter6416]

@@donovanulrich348 Crows have something owls don't. Numbers. There is a reason why a flock of crows is called a murder. A murder of angry crows can attack, harass, peck, mob, and even kill an owl if the owl mistakenly comes out before sunset, and the flock of crows spots it. Diurnal crows cannot tolerate nocturnal owls during the day.

[@catlover9593]

crow: *exists* owl: *and i took that personally.*

[@Mariyanthi]

And then the crow's death 'll be avenged by it's enitre family! [at least according to the facts I know about crows,their sense of flock is extrordinary!]

[@kalopsiawitch9538]

@@Mariyanthi oh yeah don’t they have like freakishly good memories? Like they recognize someone and teach their kids about them so they know if the person is safe to get near? I have been seeing more crows around lately. I wonder if I can make friends with them? 😗

[@zakiyyaabubakar1613]

Hi, I'm from Nigeria, live in Abuja and I can confirm that the sounds of an owl can traumatize you! Having lived with a female huge white owl (don't know the species) who lived in my bedroom ceiling of my new house, proceeded to lay eggs and hatched 7 chicks! I can honestly say that they have deprived me and my husband of our sleep for 3 months. Yeah traumatizing to say the least

[@ArbiterofTruth]

Aw😊

[@DeathDoesThings]

@@ArbiterofTruth Awww sleep deprivation! thats so wholesome!

[@BlackCappedChickadee]

Probably from a Verrux Eagle Owl, have fun sleeping!

[@gregoryvn3]

Interesting but also, ouch! I hope it got better for you!

[@netherdominater9960]

Kiwis: **evolve from ostrich size to chicken size** Their eggs: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"

[@velfcookie4734]

😂😂😂😂

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

LMAO

[@ELmayberry]

damn 🤣

[@sourpuss5951]

OH NO 😂😂😭

[@Tokuijin]

Kind of looks almost like a human pregnancy, except human babies are useless as hell and the Kiwi is self-sufficient at hatching

[@charlieferme5274]

"You're looking at the most dangerous destructive species in the jungle, and next to it is an eagle" *Ouch.*

[@julez4002]

America didnt pick right.

[@donovanulrich348]

America literally should have picked Pharaoh or Cesar. Both were animals in there own right and rulers Washington DC DC, District of Columbia Not District of the capital. And originally named "All Roads Lead To Roam" no fucking joke, i have nothing to gain lying and i cant make this shit up Im an American and i try to stand for real values But i can say, im not proud of my country For the right reasons we can change

[@1madeintheimage]

Top o the food chain baby!

[@boomboom6577]

He landed that one.

[@komorebi3555]

@@donovanulrich348 Compared to all these cooler birds an eagle seems kinda lame huh?

[@yoboikamil525]

Imagine just being a duck and then you hear "enemy cruise missile inbound" and you get vibe checked by a falcon going at 245 mph

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

In all serious how does the Falcon survive than g-forces from that maneuver when he pulls up

[@onlyinfpeohio]

@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 maybe the way their shaped. I mean they really kinda do look like missiles in that position.

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

@@onlyinfpeohio but they're going at that dive at over 200 miles an hour and they have to pull up how do they survive the Care number of g-forces placed on their bodies as they pull up

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

@DescaSatou k

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

@DescaSatou I saw a bunch of videos about the corn fleak meme and in one of them a pale humanoid of strange size turned around and stared at the camera and because it is an animal and therefore falls under the category of things that he can explain and not many others understand what it is perhaps she could help though I can't do copy and pasting of links but you should be able to find it

[@Riyuihein]

"google sleeping baby owls and thank me for the free serotonin" That's really the truth .

[@okito1165]

“This is not a bird, it’s jurassic park in yoga pants. With a thigh gap.” PLS I’M DYING 💀

[@luminala1205]

y'all could never 😭😭 why he gotta call us out like that

[@bcdfghh]

Can't even have thigh gap on me I swear I don't want my thighs to get the corona, they gotta start learning to social distance 💀

[@okito1165]

@@bcdfghh I’m sorry but this nearly made me piss myself omfg

[@bcdfghh]

@@okito1165 lmao your welcome Also my eyebrows have been social distancing even when it wasnt corona time 💀 Wish my thighs learn from my eyebrows

[@Poorly-MadeAnimations]

Quick question, what did the horned owl do?

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"They don't make a lot of noise, but when they do a war veteran gets ptsd" Lmao that was a good one

[@junyah4152]

@Oscar Quiroz yes

[@godoftempest5692]

Vietnam war flashback

[@kichierichie6608]

HE'S HERE TOO WHAT THE FUCK

[@batspidey7611]

Dude, I see you everywhere.

[@intrestingpanda28]

why are u every where I go

[@ShadowIsatis]

"They don't make a lot of noise but when they do, a war veteran gets PTSD." and then he proceeds to show us why

[@housseinabdillahi6952]

Sounded like a nice ratatata.

[@MegaRazorback]

My friends dad who passed away several years ago was a MASH Medic during Nam and every few days the MASH he was stationed at would get several mag dumps thrown at them by the Vietcong, no-one was ever injured though, the mag dumps were only aimed at the perimeter and was purely a scare tactic and every time he heard a burst of gunfire on TV even if it was a documentary he'd completely shutdown due to him associating that burst on TV as a mag dump being thrown at the MASH.

[@yamaguchi3440]

I love your pfp

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@housseinabdillahi6952 The video he showed doesn't do it justice. The audio gear that captured it is way weak. There's at least one video on KZbin that shows their beak clacking is _deadass_ like a PKM burst firing.

[@mpcrauzer]

@@DinnerForkTongue this one? kzbin.info/www/bejne/h3fKiodpfcuahpo

[@emmetthowell899]

9:04 as someone who likes bones and makes bones into jewelry, I adore owls for giving me a way to get ethically sourced small mammal bones for surprisingly cheap online (especially if you buy in bulk from somewhere that usually sells to schools as they are often at a reduced price). Never dissected an owl pellet for school but now do it for art and fun, it’s like a surprise toy but bones that were once in an owls body!

[@PastaV4]

hmmmm..

[@nabeelaudah5171]

The fact that shoebill is friend with hippo says a lot about its character

[@killme5630]

Their relationship os basically like innocent nice angel dude and literal satan

[@recklessragdoll2552]

It’s like Shikamaru and chojii from Naruto

[@misterroboto1]

The fact that they can be buddies with hippos AND humans says a lot about us.

[@jazstyles8410]

Fr

[@RachelAnnPotter]

@@misterroboto1 lol

[@maomariii]

"This is not a bird. It's Jurassic park in yoga pants." Absolutely killed me lmao

[@dedraisrael324]

With thigh gap yall could never🤣

[@mihailmilev9909]

Cool pfp, where is it from?

[@yeontanii]

@@mihailmilev9909 it’s from my hero academia

[@SayYoJ]

@@dedraisrael324 I started SCREAMING 😂😂😂

[@susear5939]

@@mihailmilev9909 Hawks from My Hero Academia. Yes. A bird man.

[@usedtissuepaper42]

“god gave us thumbs and everyone else has to pay for it” thats the most accurate description of humans ive ever heard

[@thewolfbloodwarrior8788]

Agreed! I am honestly starting get tired of humanity lately😩😩

[@Nessus875]

nice pfp

[@johnpustovalov]

Oh man Kevin is the best collab we’ve gotten. Post some more stuff with urban ranch rescue!!❤

[@WTFisTingispingis]

GET OUTTA HERE GARBANZO BEANS! HYEUGH!

[@Discord_Kyojuro-official]

wOaH is that hit rapper and artist DaBaby???

[@cedricroth8800]

Was looking for this comment

[@justrosie]

“This stork isn’t delivering babies, hes returning them.” I CANNOT

[@HaveANiceDayLol.]

Those babies will get baptised personally by God himself

[@massy1943]

You cannot what?

[@shawk952]

@@massy1943 do u even understand anything

[@gooseinatuxedo]

@@shawk952 wooosh

[@shawk952]

@@gooseinatuxedo do u even understand anything

[@negativeplayer4446]

Dude that Falcon only appeared in two frames on 0.25x speed. Damn, that is *FAST.*

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

I only saw two frames as well. Jesus. If ducks weren’t rapists and violent, I’d feel bad for it.

[@negativeplayer4446]

@@canadiancanucklehead8310 Hoodnature?

[@Firestorm214]

Seriously tho, when I first watch that, I was confused why the duck fell. Until I rewatch the video and saw the falcon. Holy crap….

[@plugshirt1684]

@@Firestorm214 falcon do be the fastest animal on earth and that is scary

[@acousticks526]

I actually laughed at it lmao

[@Tanzim03]

"When a crow breaths, an owl takes it personally". Paused the vid and laughed for a solid minute or two before continuing 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ktr-1142-ema]

What makes it funny is his delivery

[@sree3650]

Seems like owls are the spirit animals of modern day Karen's.

[@ЯБезымянный-о5ф]

The hate is mutual. Crows never miss a chance to mess up an owl spotted in daylight.

[@mxcro1935]

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[@jay_deez]

Facts his delivery is comedy

[@TanyaQueen182]

Kevin and Da Baby are DA BEST! Love Urban Rescue Ranch. Thanks for featuring them! Oh and ps I LOVE your book!

[@salimaljardani6773]

“And like a true predator, they prefer to go after the minors” I almost spit my water everywhere.

[@b_omp]

242 likes and no comments? let me know when you get more.

[@ObsidianArrowYT]

Ratio

[@dishnakananayakkara2052]

@@ObsidianArrowYT failed ratio

[@Gudsur]

Bruh doesn't even realize he's one of the greatest comedians of this generation 😂

[@VERGILGASM]

​@@ObsidianArrowYT bro has a roblox pfp

[@Yikes_Doodles]

Kiwi: *”So basically this is a bird that just can’t bird.”*

[@dantethewanderer4989]

Stop this Kiwi bullying. You know what, fuck it, it's real Kiwi Appreciation hours.

[@cursed-cat9126]

Yes we love kiwi's here

[@tacocat98_89]

Yes kiwis are my second favorite bird would be first but toucans just have something special with me

[@thebirdfantasy]

as a kiwi, i felt that

[@cabideconsumer8374]

I ate kiwi the other day.

[@spadehaze1541]

The falcon punch at the end is literally so fast that it’s hard to catch even at .25x speed

[@justapotatowithinternetacc5738]

It’s there for one frame

[@captainnemolostintheocean1652]

Yessss I tried at 0.25 as well and DAMN poor duck

[@Joe_Mama.also_YTHandlessuckass]

That's a straight up anime move, that duck just folded by what looks like, literally nothing

[@pqddachu]

ye u can use , or . to go frame for frame

[@encryptedwolf7623]

Bruh I legit just tried that! Still missed it 😂

[@dustywoodyt815]

Bro uncle Ben is probably the funniest KZbinr ever like he could be doing something important and just go “ Woah is that da baby?!😂😂

[@HectorCorium]

Is that hit rapper and artist, DA BABY?! ✨

[@dannya1854]

"At least the Toucan babies are cute." *Demonic emaciated zombie crow rises out of box*

[@croc_moat2327]

Well,that was rude

[@overlorddante]

Oh. He was being sarcastic. Unfortunate.

[@Skwishy121]

@@croc_moat2327 It-it's a bird-

[@GodpraisethePALANTINE]

@@Skwishy121 birds have feelings too.

[@Skwishy121]

@@GodpraisethePALANTINE 🚪🚶🏽‍♂️

[@raymondjones7423]

So a Shoebill is friendly to humans but terrifying to everything else.... So its a Pokemon?

[@BigRobertsons]

You'd think, but Nintendo took one look at shoebills and said "zelda bird" And that's how loftwings were made

[@mijaaauuu96]

Nah mate it’s a loftwing 👌🏼

[@Davethemechanic305]

Wild Pokemon definitely stayed attacking Ash and the crew. Humans definitely got that work. so I don't know lol.

[@raymondjones7423]

@@Davethemechanic305 True!😂🤣

[@Lobotamized_Lobster]

Basically.

[@oskarbondesson4936]

"We got the African thunder goose" "The Jurassic reject" "The Australian kryptonite" "and the... Kiwi?" God he is good at nicknames.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok.

[@CARACALLERXIII]

@@Marvelfanatic3658 Ok

[@danielboyd2588]

Oh! Don't you mean midnight kung-fu bird ?

[@burned..]

Yes very good donald

[@Lianhua253]

@@danielboyd2588 …is that a ninja kiwi reference?

[@lifesyphon1]

I don’t know why… I LOVE the Shoebill. It’s one of those “it’s so ugly it’s cute” kinda things. And the fact that it gets along with humans AND hippos makes me think they must be pretty easygoing and charismatic and chill with anybody

[@ascellaplays]

exactly, an animal that can chill with the two most aggressive species on the planet seems like a recipe for a top-tier rating

[@Little_star_bird]

I didn’t…I didn’t even see the falcon attack. The duck was fine and then it was just on its side dying. Wow

[@geraldyeager7652]

Oof

[@idontknowyet2875]

Slow it down and you can see it for like 2 frames

[@aspen_]

I don’t ever wanna see a falcon I like having a ducking spine

[@charmaine7178]

I didn’t see the falcon lol. Thought the duck was dying for no reason

[@rusdanibudiwicaksono1879]

@@aspen_ They are trainable, though.

[@orthusgames9888]

I had no idea that falcons were that fast. I mean I knew that they were fast but you couldn't even see that falcon attack the duck, it honestly looked like the duck just said "fuck life" and died.

[@bdf1006]

Same. When I say the bird was in pain I realized I didn't even see the attack happen.

[@taco1058]

@@bdf1006 it shows extremely briefly at 0.25 speed

[@arelymunoz3484]

@@taco1058 that's what I did to try and see the falcon. Even then, you can just barely see the bird!!!

[@theunfortunateone7488]

The fastest animal in the world is the parigrim falcon so yeah they fast

[@coolerbones]

@@taco1058 yeah only for like a single frame

[@Flustershy]

Don't know which is scarier, the fact that you could barely see the falcon attack, or the fact that the falcon can still pull up from nosedive that fast and not become red paste on the sidewalk.

[@Nobody-wp4ds]

I had to slow the playback speed to .25 and it was still way too fast to really see.

[@lighthouse-witch]

Both?

[@opd2846]

@@Nobody-wp4ds i went and checked and there is quite litteraly 1 frame that you can see the falcon in.

[@evilsharkey8954]

Neither. The scariest part is the duck is going to be eaten alive, and just imagine what it feels like to have bits of flesh pulled off by a pair of small tongs.

[@iamfenrir5386]

@@evilsharkey8954 oh, no no no friend - the duck is most definitely dead. With one balled up foot-punch the duck either literally got its brains scrambled or its neck broken. Either way he was in Duck Hell before the falcon even started saying grace. (If you're wondering why I said that its because there is no Duck Heaven and if you're wondering why I said *that* you probably shouldn't for your mental health.)

[@Catttails.-.]

I actually got to see a condor in the wild(I’ve also seen some in my local aviary). Until you see one, you underestimate how big it is. Even so high up, they are HUGE

[@EmeraldPhoenix-sp8hm]

"God gave us thumbs, and everyone else has to pay for it" could be humanity's tagline.

[@rune5916]

I have no argument.

[@thatcottagecorewitch5910]

Works for me

[@2manyocs587]

Accurate

[@mathabomadia3951]

"this is not a bird, it's jurassic Park in yoga pants with a thigh gap. Y'all could never" I died!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aspen_]

I died by actually dying But then I came back 🤷‍♀️

[@TheeGreenApple]

Duck: what a nice day ou- *FALCON PUNCH* Duck: *seizure*

[@ChrisAndersonJrMusic]

This comment had me cryyyiinnnggg🤣

[@ABOOD-gg1ei]

That was a seizure effect Edit:wasn’t *

[@nicoolive7613]

That Falcon stock out that duck.

[@JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq]

All jokes aside that nigga flew by so fast that the camera couldn't even capture it

[@laughingdogx8070]

@@JULIOHERNANDEZ-cy7sq I know all I did was blink and say a duck falling down looking like it saw a ghost and having a seizure 😧 then decided to roll it back, put in 0.25x speed and it just looked like the duck was in slowmo and the falcon it's at normal speed [but over average speed] like....TF😭

[@HYTELES]

I had a rhea. He was super friendly! This was my favorite bird of all time!

[@tatsusama3192]

Fun fact: Shoebill storks are insanely popular in Japan because of the natural bowing. So much so that the birds you fly on in Zelda: Skyward Sword were based on them

[@ivett6124]

Ngl- thats kinda cute

[@Stofferex]

People love the Kemono Friends version

[@razatiger22]

Its funny because Shoebills only live in the thickest swamps in Africa, I wonder who brought them to Japan.

[@genericname2747]

Shoebills are polite birds

[@inoli3164]

that bird symbol on the shield had to come from somewhere amiright?

[@auzzie-ace7921]

Man that last clip is insane. Even on the slowest speed it still looks like sometime fresh outta DBZ

[@kkhlufris]

Exactly right, even at the slowest still can't see it

[@OutKeep_Animation]

@@kkhlufris you can use () to go frame by frame

[@kkhlufris]

@@OutKeep_Animation cool thanks man didn't know we can do that

[@stefthorman8548]

There was probably half an frame.

[@JeanBudo]

IKR !!! the falcon is so fast that its literally in ONE frame of the video... Holy crap!

[@brynogaming2212]

Crows: exist Owls: "And I took that personally"

[@daemonsbaneallyn3553]

Owls; exists Crows; "And we took that sh!t personally"

[@KingGlizz]

Rick and Morty finale be like

[@eliasmg9144]

Can someone explain to me what he meant by "if you know you know"?

[@desastermaster2010]

You are by far the best documentary host / narrator / creator I ve ever seen.

[@NorthernCrus]

You just can't hate this man, his jokes are on point and he consistently delivers facts about animals that give genetic dropkicks to others Edit: I don’t remember making this comment

[@Ch3rry850]

No comments cause everyone agrees

[@cosmiccrowspeedrun]

True

[@karmaking3485]

@@Ch3rry850 lol was about to say that. Well said.

[@silashurd3597]

True true

[@mashihodpotatoetm4572]

Lol genetic dropkicks

[@Mo_Shadows]

"don't worry, this bird only terrorises Southern Africa" Me living in South Africa: 🗿

[@eduardofreitas8336]

Lol dont worry

[@nocturne4882]

Me a South African who lives in America : Lol sucks to be you I guess

[@zwabbah4841]

Lol

[@fairymery2414]

Rest in peace comrade 😔

[@lazyhuman9724]

I live it n Namibia… I’m scared.

[@jdvonteofficial]

You should be casted for the next Jumanji 👀

[@darrensugg7489]

I mean real talk ‼️

[@Ahmed-uv6hi]

Yessir

[@harveylunt4613]

Zooology bitch!

[@Thawhid]

2042

[@madamvibe2934]

He better be the main one talking sense and the last one standing after it all 😤

[@cosmicphoto05]

I love falcons, but my god, the falcon taking out that duck at the end was nightmare-inducing. Ducky never even saw it coming...

[@As1anCr4ck3r]

"kiwis are tough as the fruit they are named after" That line is so perfect

[@DementedDaedric]

He aint wrong. Theres kiwi fruits outnthere that can put up more of a fight than that bird

[@donovanulrich348]

Really tho i think a Kiwi fruit can put up more of a fight on the vine Then the Bird I think sugar gliders even slap them around, Kiki gets no respect as a bird XD

[@DementedDaedric]

@@donovanulrich348 well he said it himself "The kiwi is a bird that just cant bird"

[@setyourdisplay]

@@drlipartia wha?

[@drlipartia]

@@setyourdisplay so sorry. my child used my phone/account and wrote comments. I will delete. sorry :)

[@ashleg8350]

That point at 8:27, where he says "if you know, you know..." For those of us who don't, he's referring to a event that happened in the early 2000s, where a man spent (I believe) eight years in jail for the murder of his wife. The stairwell pictured is where her body was found. The wounds were found to have Micro feathers in them, a feature common to owls legs. It was later posited by several doctors that the woman was in fact struck in the head from behind by an owl. If you've ever seen the talons on a great horned owl, you'll know why she didn't survive. This is the most well-known example of owls attacking people, but there are other instances recorded, mostly because those people inadvertently strayed too close to their nesting sites. Owls are exceedingly territorial, and will take it personally if you get what they consider to be "too close".

[@OniHybrid]

Thank you, I was looking for this comment

[@rafetrash9646]

Really good explanation, thanks 👍

[@viablue8143]

Thanks for explaining, I had a hunch that it was this story but I wasn’t sure. Poor guy. His wife was killed, he was deemed a murderer and probably lost a lot of friends, his job, etc., he lost many years sitting in prison, all for something he didn’t even do. I always felt sorry for him.

[@deplorabledegenerate2630]

The explanation I was looking for. Thanks.

[@maureenbogert6282]

Thank ya

[@KingQwertzlbrmpf]

One more fact about owls: While the specialized feathers of owls allow for silent flight owls pay for this feature by sacrificing waterproofing. Owl feathers are not waterproof meaning that if an owl gets wet the feathers absorb the water. And this can make the owl so heavy that it temporarily loses the ability to fly.

[@aidanmatthewgalea7761]

so to be safe we just need a bucket of water?

[@KingQwertzlbrmpf]

@@aidanmatthewgalea7761 Well it's not like owls pose any kind of serious threat to humans. But yeah, pretty much. If you managed to douse an owl with water mid flight it would most likely crash.

[@aidanmatthewgalea7761]

@@KingQwertzlbrmpf they have murked several people and they are good at crippling us

[@KingQwertzlbrmpf]

@@aidanmatthewgalea7761 If the circumstances are right anything can kill or cripple pretty much anything else. Yes, there have been cases where people died from owls. But there also have been cases where people died from mice. Owls are pretty much harmless to humans. Or at the very least harmless enough to not require us to carry around a bucket of water everywhere we go to defend ourselves from a possible owl attack.

[@missswiss6498]

What if it's frozen? Is it still the same?

[@trulycommando]

Imagine being in the wild and you just see a shoebill walking by and just chilling.

[@paigepriddy7715]

This is why birds are my biggest fear, no joke. Everyone makes fun of me for it but now I've got the RECEIPTS

[@chanbricks4461]

They are descendants of the dinosaurs, what did you expect

[@pinkorblackgrid2461]

What does 8:28 mean

[@mandolorian162]

You got reciepts, but they got you on layaway

[@mustafaadeel2359]

@@pinkorblackgrid2461 i was just about to ask that idk

[@elijahbillie5136]

@@mandolorian162 didnt make no sense whatsoever so um yea. . . you jus did that to yourself. How awkward 😂

[@johnmarston4141]

crow's : *breeding* Owl's : And I took that personally.

[@SolarityVision]

B R E E D I N G

[@ascaredghostprince1139]

Kinda ironic considering you have an owl prince that likes you, eh Blitz?

[@johnmarston4141]

@@ascaredghostprince1139 yeah

[@pulakparvatya8628]

Crows : breed Owls: so you have chosen death

[@deathserpent9747]

@@pulakparvatya8628 Crows will still mob the shit out of an owl though

[@RealCGH]

Shoebill: *kills literally anything it sees in the wild* Shoebill around humans: well hello there how y'all doing?

[@Hyzayn]

@Ruby LEE then you failed training him

[@acdesegurgels8663]

@Ruby LEE my alligator like that too

[@Isaac_646]

But seriously I can't get enough of these birds they're so nice!

[@rodrigosousa3812]

they must be around us sunce we climbed trees, probably they know all our tricks

[@aughtymaroon6463]

Well we aren’t that different now are we?

[@trob1731]

Barn owls around my area screech once in a while at night. Like, "I'm out hunting. You've been warned!" I read about the Harpy Eagle in the '70s. The destruction of their environment is sad. They are truly magnificent creatures. Love your flow. Subbing.

[@paradoxtatorstudios9681]

it seems, for some reason, that animals that look downright terrifying are surprisingly chill. but then friendly looking ones are hellspawn my conclusion: don't be deceived by appearances

[@lepurpleboi3266]

Great Danes vs Chihuahuas basically

[@whosarixxthough]

@@lepurpleboi3266 that reminds me of the one video. Basically a person was filming and trying to take a picture of their chihuahua. Then the chihuahua bit the persons face, later they smiled and acted adorable for the video. Never ever underestimate a chihuahua

[@teddieblue6723]

And that also goes for minors - me a minor

[@fishmcfish3850]

And then you get capybaras, cute and friendly

[@ghafar4628]

One word: Cassowary.

[@alchemy5750]

In defence of owls, they also get bullied by literally everything. Since they're very effective hunters, other birds try to make them leave their hunting ground by harassing the owls daytime sleep. Owls have to pick a sleeping spot very carefully if they don't want ravens, crows, hawks and eagles ganging up ou them while they rest.

[@ASkinnyWhiteGuy]

Once an owl was I guess nesting on our roof, and a hawk found him and they got into an argument

[@sadhu7191]

life is hard even when its easy

[@romxxii]

So it's like vampire hunters going for vampire nests during the day

[@gregorywarren6520]

I actually never knew that nice info

[@kimochiwarui8264]

Bro why was haikyuu and Bokuto the first thing I thought about

[@Tobunari]

Shoe-billed Storks. Literally so Friendly Nintendo made them the Horse in a Zelda game.

[@97Multiphantom]

Loftwing Gang let’s goo!

[@pinkorblackgrid2461]

What does 8:28 mean

[@favvio-6163]

100th like

[@liliflower1376]

Loftwiiiings I wanna pat a shoebill so bad

[@ADAJ342]

@@pinkorblackgrid2461 ,no idea

[@janetdibernardo9471]

Honestly,easily my favorite channel right now,n aint changin anytime soon.Great work,love every single vid so far.Salute.love,respect n support frm Bklyn

[@afamnwosu7708]

"Any bird that's buddy-buddy with a water 'Bundy' is no friend of mine." Neat 😅

[@luciellawliet]

I really hate how many birds are the same height as me….

[@brinettevalorie4554]

Mood. [:')] What I really do hate though, is that they're all the more capable of defending themselves. Other than that, they can fly and usually they do so in incredible speeds. Like shit, the things I'd do to not get late for school and scolded. Well, when there were physical classes.

[@hazelravens8373]

If y’all ever feel useless just think about the Kiwi bird /J

[@MrBlorp-sf9ye]

When everyone else is a ostritch, emu or some-such-other then you're the kiwi Smol gang rise up

[@leonardomachado9423]

You good or should I tell you about ostriches?

[@sunshine-oy1li]

Taller*

[@sapphirelight748]

"Moral of the story: you're looking at one of the most dangerous, destructive species in the jungle. And next to it is an eagle."

[@SilkySouth]

Not a moral, but a for effort

[@FiglioBastardo]

🤣 I'm not even mad this popped up in my feed! You're hilarious brother! And you even feature the Urban Rescue Ranch! Very nice!

[@jordandabbs9805]

" ostriches. Emus. *THIS BLUE BASTERD* and the kiwi" always kills me edit: damn my first 1k likes. thanks!

[@panther-nk2hn]

I loved that bit too. I wonder if he's made a video on them yet.

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

@@panther-nk2hn He already has. It's titled "Cassowaries are the spawn of Satan". You're welcome

[@Lobotamized_Lobster]

Well it IS a *BLUE BASTARD*

[@aliasariffin7420]

In the other video he called the cassowaries a jurassic b#llsh*t with feathers

[@warrenarnold]

@@panther-nk2hn 7:27 to see Dababy

[@lusir.]

so basically, Falcons deliver brain damages you never asked for and you just gotta accept it when it happens.

[@scorpiocarnage1055]

Yep. This bird is zooming faster than you can blink and there is literally nothing you can do about it. What saves anyone is if it makes a mistake.

[@rayhamza4107]

So crazy amazing

[@pharoh9439]

“God gave us thumbs and everyone else has to pay for it” well said.

[@IRmightynoob]

As is the NATURE of things. (lowest hanging fruit joke I could conjure.)

[@vxxiii4160]

I'm dying

[@rashidrahman7998]

Can anyone explain? I didn't get that.

[@CocoCrispy_]

@@rashidrahman7998 god gave us thumbs, we used them to make tools, and here we are millions of years later destroying our earth. All cause we got an appendage that lets us pick shit up/throw stuff😂

[@CocoCrispy_]

@@rashidrahman7998 pretty much god made us op and the rest of the animals are suffering cause of it

[@Toughy112]

I was lucky enough once to see a California Condor in my backyard. Truly a magnificent moment watching it forage around

[@blueberry_borb]

As an aspiring ornithologist, I highly enjoyed this video. Birds are absolutely crazy, and the more you learn about them, the more you learn that you should *fear* them.

[@trueredpanda1538]

Sparrows to? 🤔

[@comradepeter87]

well aren't they descendants of dinosaurs? that fits.

[@Kitchencrittergaming]

Hey same!

[@TimeSurfer206]

They are one of the reasons my cats are indoor kittehs. Cars, coyotes, and Trash Pandas are some others.

[@disneyprincessintraining2725]

I learned to fear birds when a seagull decided to fight me for a fry.

[@touxinz]

Harpy eagle: **about to commit murder** KZbin: ah yes, music

[@mariaclaramajin9906]

You can't deny, they are terrifyingly *BEAUTIFULL* . Also, they can vibe check the fuck out of a bald eagle. Proud of the brazilian harpy

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

Yes

[@yurigouveawagner9432]

@@mariaclaramajin9906 me too. hope he does one about the urutau

[@cavisgood1247]

The line that got me in the harpy part was “You’re looking and one of the most dangerous and destructive species in the jungle, and next to it is an eagle” 😂 😂 😂

[@toraphire]

Sushi: *”BOW BEFORE ME IF YOU DARE PET ME.”* Also Sushi: “okay pets pls”

[@jenonymous1018]

gotta stroke his ego before you can stroke his feathers

[@maverick1841]

"Demonic animatronic" LMFAO 😂

[@seeky2366]

“Worked, Merced, and put on a shirt” Genius

[@jzpowell2108]

The true genius would be to actually put it on a shirt, I’d say it’d probably sell well

[@LockerCombination]

His creative ways of saying “you’ll die” : “take you off the census”. “you can take a puff puff pass before you puff puff pass away” I love those ❤️

[@CainLupus]

"Worked, Murked, and put on a shirt" ☠️☠️☠️

[@LockerCombination]

lol yes

[@pinkorblackgrid2461]

What does 8:28 mean

[@motorcitymangababe]

I came for the aninal facts but i stayed for the "1000 ways to say youre gonna die"

[@BarugoSama]

@@pinkorblackgrid2461 Netflix Docu The Staircase.. seems an Owl might be responsible for some murder or smth, Google: Netflix Staircase Owl

[@Fontana22]

"when owls decide to speak up they put someone on therapy" me: oh cmon they Just Go "whooo" owl: *ungodly screech* me: ffs wth is that??

[@lunerlilly]

They can hoot but that owl was not happy xD

[@Nokyyyyy]

That's probably a barn owl, they can do pretty horrible noises (they are called "chouettes effraie" in french, = ~frighten owl ?) They don't sound as cool as european eagle-owls and friends

[@HayTatsuko]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqvLhKuenaaMmKc It sounds cute at a distance, but when it is 100+ dB a meter away at 1 a.m., it sounds just as ungodly, as though a demon of Hell had perched on your windowsill.

[@oreo1749]

So to summarize: soulless possessed demons that look terrifying without feathers, can kidnap someone without the animal they kidnapped even realizing for a second or two, will decapitate said kidnapped animals on its way home, demonic screeching is a normal thing, and are satanic demons that can turn their head 180 degrees

[@hayan8391]

@@Nokyyyyy the owls scare

[@YTMythicsnek]

The sleeping baby owl made my day😊

[@speckielishouspie8942]

"but any bird buddy buddy with a water Bundy is no friend of mine" omg i can't stop laughing

[@mysonandme8424]

Really? Are you still having a giggle fit about that line?

[@loganbatis5573]

Sheesh, the peregrine falcon has godlike control, it clapped a duck on the ground while diving at over 200 mph from probably well over 200 feet in the air and never hit the ground. That’s some real dedication.

[@UfodexENMD]

I slowed it down to 0.25 and I still couldn't see it. It's crazy how fast that falcon is

[@marsh8II]

​@@UfodexENMD it appears for like a third of a second on 0.25x speed but i got a screenshot of it. it looks like when you fuck up a panoramic image tho

[@gravehammer4095]

@@UfodexENMD It's literally a single frame in the video.

[@iguanobro9925]

As a fellow The Urban Rescue Ranch enjoyer I can confirm that Kevin is aggressive 25/8, even out of the nesting season!.

[@jimothythebest]

yes. And dababy should be a boxer

[@lucabalsasalsa]

love kevin

[@ivanprigge9024]

Me's agree's

[@capybara8812]

But Gort committed warcrimes

[@ivanprigge9024]

@@capybara8812 it's okay cus he's cute.

[@RobinStradley]

"Instead of delivering babies, this stork returns them." Freaking genius 😂😂😂

[@thegrimcritic5494]

Learning about the Secretary Bird makes the Secretary lady in Aggretsuko make so much more damn sense.

[@missswiss6498]

*o h -* Yeah you're right, it does

[@thegrimcritic5494]

The best part of it all? The Secretary LOVES axe-kicking stuff she doesn’t like in the show.

[@jesslauren8031]

I’ve always loved birds and secretary birds are so pretty. When I saw Washimi, I had to watch Aggretsuko and she is now my magnificent birb waifu.

[@1._5._7._0]

"basically kiwi's are bird that can't bird" ROAST OF THE YEAR-

[@eileenmcfarland2598]

Like pandas the bear that can’t bear

[@V.U.4six]

@@eileenmcfarland2598 and both are cute too

[@romxxii]

@@eileenmcfarland2598 pandas are more of a life choice than getting the evolutionary shaft. Pandas have the parts to let them eat meat or fuck other animals up, if they'd just stop eating the fucking bamboo.

[@Neha98]

They're like that friendly kid in school who gets along with the bad and scary kids

[@KevinGsWK]

TF are scary kids?

[@Neha98]

@@KevinGsWK idk man I was bullied some kids were scary

[@akiramakara2062]

@@KevinGsWK If you've never met a scary child, chances are you were the scary child.

[@KevinGsWK]

@@akiramakara2062 bruh

[@lgooch]

@@akiramakara2062 shit

[@Starzzzzz417]

10:33 Bro got that light fur stare

[@fatallegend1]

“If I ever walked into a bathroom and a five foot testicle with wings looked back at me, I suddenly wouldn’t have to use it anymore.” Bro I almost spit out my coffee 😂😂

[@Liam-jd9hd]

Shoebills will bow to you and even offer you their own feathers as presents

[@Hannah-zc8gn]

@Frost E Bear I'M SO GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THINKING IT!

[@stevengu3196]

Exactly guys!!

[@realhumanbeing3599]

Awww that ls so adorable

[@Ysumbruh0]

Another reason why I love them

[@Anasvet28]

So is everyone going to ignore the fact that falcons fist fight?

[@brightbound3309]

Falcon punch

[@davidgavranic5044]

And the fact its so fast u dont even see it ib the video

[@elation.e]

Rollan boutta get beaten up: :’)

[@thahirshibu5042]

they throw hands better than Mayweather

[@bunnyball698]

There’s a type of falcon (can’t remember it’s name) that can skydive at 320 km/h, now imagine getting punched by that. *PAIN*

[@catpoke9557]

5:02 It looks like he's talking through the bird's cloaca with the way it moves lol

[@rl9217]

Cursed and angry birds: (exist) Kevin: "Ah yes, I have found my people"

[@andyb1653]

"Now, watch me roast the SHIT out of 'em"

[@yaboi5460]

Is that hit rapper and artist Dababy

[@antonioalbul00]

whos kevin

[@Killerboy-zz8bv]

@@antonioalbul00 it's a very angry bird on the Rescue Ranch yt channel that always chooses violence and is burning uncle Ben's mental health

[@darrylblanch8463]

Hahaha, I love how when it comes to Australian creatures, your "it's Australia" is enough said when it comes to the question of "why".

[@fyrex7797]

And what I love more is the fact that that's all he actually needs to say as a reason

[@Lucifersfursona]

Barn owls sound like ancient cryptic gods and have little wood heart faces. And I love them.

[@alpheusmarshall4670]

Yes

[@Lucifersfursona]

“This Australian bird has a yellow butterfly on its face and it’s constantly holding two knives with its elbows” I love nature dude

[@industrialis]

I appreciate every caption. I would be glad to have them all the time, since I am not native speaker an getting all analogies when spoken so fast can be challenging ❤

[@supremememe4340]

Duck: minding it's own buissness. Falcon: DEATH FROM ABOVE

[@Ktr-1142-ema]

Female duck: minding its own business Male ducks: …… yeah ill take the falcon

[@tommeng6522]

FALCON PAAAAUNCH

[@brandimullins8813]

Falcons literally All Might Texas Smash their prey, lmfao so funny

[@MoodyWeatherASD]

I slowed the video down as much as I could and still didn't see it D:

[@tonytony2277]

They really out here sneaking folks😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

3 other fun facts about masked lapwings: 1. The females have no idea when their eggs are about to drop, which is why the birds nest in seemingly ridiculous places (rooftops, nature strips, backyards... anywhere the bird happens to be grazing when they're due). 2. They can run. Fast. I remember chasing one across the oval in high school, and the fucking thing was running faster than I could before taking flight. 3. Their eyelids are transparent, so they're always aware of their surroundings, even whilst sleeping. This, along with sharp eyesight and nocturnal behaviour, make them virtually impossible to sneak up on.

[@thomastailby7926]

4. They're commonly referred to as plovers in australia. While closely related they actually belong to their own subfamily

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

@@thomastailby7926 Plovers are a family of birds divided into two groups: dotterels and lapwings. Dotterels are the small, cute variety (e.g., the piping plover), while lapwings are the larger ones (e.g., the infamous spur-winged plover). But yeah, we typically just call 'em "plovers" for short, since Aussies hate extra syllables. 🤣

[@totallynotmarko5190]

"Instead of delivering babies, this stork returns them" IM DYINGJDH

[@janniszimbalski6652]

So are the babies.

[@Kraken1516]

@@janniszimbalski6652 DAYUM

[@johanneabelsen1644]

0:50:" Hellican!" Just awesome. 😂

[@Monochrome2004]

honestly at this point earth is just wilding. imagine being an alien and coming here and immediately getting jumped/taunted by like 50 different types of birds then the humans are like "oh lol we barely even consider them dangerous"

[@brinettevalorie4554]

That's basically that one enjoyable Tumblr thing called _"Earth is Space Australia"._

[@brinettevalorie4554]

Oh yeah- Don't confuse the earlier one with _"Humans are Space Orcs"_ though. Regardless, both of these are the same level of enjoyable. [:)]

[@Monochrome2004]

@@brinettevalorie4554 yea i saw that space orc series before, it's glorious

[@plugshirt1684]

I always thought it would be funny if there were aliens but they just have some material that makes space travel super easy so they’re actually just weak idiots who got free space travel

[@assfuckerthejointpounder5834]

There is actually a mammal I think it's a marsupial and it has been miss elbows and can suck the Venom and then bite you but one thing is for certain if aliens came to Earth in 2020 or 2021 or any years pacing The Fallout of 2020 or just in Australia in general they probably died and I'm not even talking about when Nature was on steroids and dinosaurs that had a bite force of over 100000 pounds per square inch were commonplace creatures that were literally bulletproof creatures that could do you know impale you creatures that could move part of them beyond the speed of sound and we're bigger than what nowadays we would consider likely to be possible and let's not forget that there were Galloping crocodiles and there were crocodiles had measured 40 feet anytime mention the Titanoboa

[@batstarmuaz4904]

"It also has a thigh gap that ya'all can never" I'm weak 🤣

[@aydomac]

The last clip of the flacon killing that duck…. That’s fucking insane 💀💀💀

[@zidfilms]

I did'nt even see the falcon hitting the duck lol its so fast

[@jeffrycochran_mp3a425]

I replayed that part so many times. At first I asked myself why is he showing a duck getting shot...makes no sense. Then I was like hold up did a falcon just land over there? Rewind that.

[@WinterToa]

Frrrr, i played that back like 3times at .25 speed and i still barely saw it

[@rubeniscool]

@@WinterToa madness is what it is lol *normal speed*: nothing. *.25 speed*: a blur. for two whole frames. So that moment literally lasts for 1/12 of a second. And even then it's a *blur*. Madness.

[@ammagon4519]

I didn't even see the goddamn falcon, I thought the duck was just having a funny seizure.

[@Thereis1]

GAMER TIP: pause at 15:20 and tap the ,< key and the .> key to go forward and back on the hawk headshot frame-by-frame. you can see when the duck notices him but it's too late lol. The bird is in the shot for exactly one frame but you can see it's shadow coming. dude is pushing 230mph for those interested and that close to the ground as well. absolutely insane goku level speed on this lad.