"A trauma bear with chimpamzee tendencies" has got to be the scariest way to describe a sloth bear. Atleast a polar bear will finish me off
@prodigalpriestАй бұрын
Polar bears tend to eat their prey while it's still alive. Grizzlies too.
@Deathadder90Ай бұрын
@@prodigalpriestWho can blame em. Food that stays warm for longer is always preferable!
@gigachad6885Ай бұрын
@@Deathadder90wow, it makes sense too
@DinnerForkTongueАй бұрын
@@Deathadder90 And easier to chew on, especially when your bite force is the worst of the family.
@SchoobyyАй бұрын
🤨
@SoySouce870Ай бұрын
0:17 im less concerned with the bears than the people who think they could tank an elephant
@MadSwedishGamerАй бұрын
I can kind of see how an overconfident, misguided idiot could think they stand a chance against a bear... but how do you even plan to hurt an elephant, let alone win against it?
@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574Ай бұрын
facts
@jamesredmond7001Ай бұрын
@@MadSwedishGamer "It's got no weapons, what's it going to do, sit on me?" "...Stand on you, but yes."
@theperfectbotsteve4916Ай бұрын
the elephant could just stand there and take it and you couldn't beat in a fight probably couldn’t even move it like trying to box a brick wall
@Unknownusername1004Ай бұрын
@@jamesredmond7001 or even if it charged you and ran into you it'd be like getting hit by a car
@ZigzorarkАй бұрын
“If so dangerous, why so friend shaped?”
@bombomosАй бұрын
Cuz it's a trap
@Lady_CrisprАй бұрын
@@bombomoswe love a trap.
@KratosisGodАй бұрын
It's natural bait😂
@A_Shrubbery1901Ай бұрын
the eternal question
@ShiftersMidnightsunАй бұрын
To quote a famous fairy tale , the easier to eat you
@amazinga7794Ай бұрын
Good news, the sloth bear is no longer used for shows in india, the last dancing sloth bear was freed in 2009.
I just got to the part you referenced; you right. Honestly, if you're trying to press a bear of ANY size, you're either bold and stupid, or just stupid.
@DominickMoerike-df8lnАй бұрын
I'm here.I just want to get famous.Which is why I wait for any of youtuber to post something lol I also love your videos casual geographic
@lituation6928Ай бұрын
And it's my birthday too bro happy birthday man love ur content
@markzuckergecko621Ай бұрын
Are we talking about bears, or my ex girlfriend?
@Random-CaptainАй бұрын
😂😂😂 free pizza regardless
@HellishSpoonАй бұрын
the 17% that think they can handle a chimpanzees clearly never seen the poor woman missing her face
@lightingthelatenight9942Ай бұрын
And the rest of her that got fucked up lol it was a macabre confetti-esque scene of tissue and appendages as I understand
@marce4241Ай бұрын
they've never seen one without hair / or watched a joe rogan podcast
@darcieclements4880Ай бұрын
@@marce4241I'd even guess that they've only seen baby chimps since adults aren't used in media for obvious reasons! The few that do have enough emotional control when raised by humans to not be incredibly dangerous as adults, are often never seen by the general public because they need to be protected from idiots and may not be suited to living with other chimps anymore. And honestly I think you might be able to count the number of known cases of that occurring on one hand. And even then I think all of those ended up being bonobos, but even bonobos struggle with emotional regulation and can do an outlash squat that ends a person instantly. Humans lost some of our muscle capacity so our muscles can look like they're strong but are never as strong as the same amount of muscle on other primates. We are comparatively fragile. I wouldn't wish an aggressive encounter with an old world primate on anyone, not even a small macaque. They will own you. I suppose some of the long-tailed monkeys that get eaten by the other old world primates and the lemurs would be manageable but that's about it. Oh and even if a chimp has good emotional regulation you can never assume that they will the next day unfortunately.
@bjm121100Ай бұрын
Or the man missing his jewels
@dreammaker9642Ай бұрын
And she got off easy 😂 let’s just say they do worse to dudes so my comment doesn’t get deleted for being graphic 😂 that being said the 8% that think they can handle a gorilla are straight up crackheads cause that’s not happening either but you will be less punished for your foolishness cause unlike chimps gorillas have mercy
@MadSwedishGamerАй бұрын
A good indicator of how dangerous polar bears are is that people on Svalbard (one of the few places on Earth where both humans and polar bears live) are required by law to own a large caliber gun and they must carry it with them if they go outside the city.
@JoaoVictor-rg5ixАй бұрын
Damm. Everyone must be strapped by Law. 😮
@LordVulcan93Ай бұрын
I believe it's one of the few animals on the planet that will hunt a human.
@chazo1367Ай бұрын
@@LordVulcan93 yeah they are. Humans are seen as food by the things, it’s rare for animals to see humans as a food source…
@CrabKFPАй бұрын
I was just going to comment on that, that in an island it is required BY LAW that you should carry a rifle
@benschultz1784Ай бұрын
It's also why the Greenland Patrol unit of the Danish Army still carries around WWI-era rifles.
@Kobold_GreenАй бұрын
Pandas really said "if you mistake kindness for frailty of heart, then perhaps a more physical lesson is in order"
@eliasmg9144Ай бұрын
Po really deserves to be the dragon warrior
@TopazzzzzzАй бұрын
the funniest thing about the andean bear "escape" in the berlin zoo was that mothers were screeching about "what could have happened" to which the director replied that the bear is really more into vegetables and that he was more concerned that some of the fathers at the scene were too busy filming to check on their kids
@rainpooper7088Ай бұрын
If I was that bear I would have chosen the getaway bike too.
@gbdornlsАй бұрын
@@rainpooper7088 My man was trying to secure a vehicle to go back to his home.
@genericname2747Ай бұрын
It's good none of them hurt the bear, but also... They didn't even try to scare it away from the kids?
@electroeel148Ай бұрын
@@genericname2747 You don't want a 800 pound wall of fat, muscle, claws, and teeth to get scared. If their survival instincts are triggered, everyone's getting boxed
@genericname2747Ай бұрын
@@electroeel148 Fair.
@mokko759Ай бұрын
Before the video started, I knew the polar bear was MERK level 10. Most bears want nothing to do with humans. Polars want EVERYTHING to do with us.
@ToasterslolАй бұрын
On svalbard there was a bear named frost, she wouldnt harm anyone and would go into cabins that she thought didnt have any people in it to eat the food in there. She wasnt a problem but her cubs were, because she was smart enough to avoid and not attack humans, her cubs didnt give a fuck so they would break into cabins and kill/harm people. But since most people either carry a .44 magnum or a 308 or a 30-06 rifle the cubs would die most of the time. Anyways she died this year if i remember it was because she got anesthesia and then drowned, you should search it up
@KainaX122Ай бұрын
When you live in an environment where food is scarce, anything you can get your teeth around IS food
@purpleness64Ай бұрын
MERK level!! 😮😮😮😮
@AlleyprowlerАй бұрын
We're crunchy AND chewy!
@ElFreakinCidАй бұрын
Canadian viewer who can verify here. In Churchill, Manitoba, it's even become expected of you to leave your car doors unlocked specifically because of the likelihood of polar bears wandering into town--people might need to duck into the nearest vehicle to avoid being attacked.
@kristalynwhitmireАй бұрын
All I know about bears, is that if it's white, you bouta be seeing the white of the pearly gates.
@isabrom5295Ай бұрын
Panda fur is white and their skin looks peachy underneath most of the fur (like the skin of white people) and polar bear fur is translucent and the skin of them is black.
@cawingcrows2072Ай бұрын
@@isabrom5295woah really?
@MarshalMarrs-eu9yhАй бұрын
A better way to survive an encounter with a polar bear in the wild is to distract them.
@HorizonOfTheEraАй бұрын
@@isabrom5295 Yup, something about heat conservation.
@lkeke35Ай бұрын
@@MarshalMarrs-eu9yh Um no, a better way to survive an encounter is to never have one. I'm in Ohio. I'm doing alright!
@alexsolomon7991Ай бұрын
Fun thing about polar bears is they're also quite patient hunters. They see you as a meal, they have no problem with tracking you for dozens of miles and Waiting for you to slow down and get tired so they can amble on in and devour you. Fortunately for most people they still have problems with doors.
@eliasmg9144Ай бұрын
The day a polar bear learns to open doors is the day the arctic should be considered inhospitable
@Terrified_DartanyanАй бұрын
I think nobody doubted that after looking at the grizzly chasing the caribou from like half a kilometer away. Polar Bears are just brown bears on drugs when it comes to food
@Bruh-jr2ep28 күн бұрын
@@eliasmg9144 If polar bears ever find this video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jaDJYauGitKKaZosi=RCLQScVUsIZYiJML then we are truly f'd.
@D9fjg26 күн бұрын
@@eliasmg9144unless them people start learning how to use a gun and start shooting once a polar bear gets at least 500 meters close to a settlement then yeah
@Zyk0th24 күн бұрын
@@D9fjg Polar bears are so critically endangered it's illegal to kill them without proper authorization, unless it's a matter of life or death.
@Gernok42Ай бұрын
Forget the 6% that think they can wrestle a grizzly; I wanna know how the 8%, that say they can fight an elephant unarmed, think they could actaully get a swing in?!
@azentra7560Ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly! My guess would be that since unlike grizzlies, since they're not native to North America, people underestimate how truly big and impossible to even inconvenience a full grown elephant is for an unarmed human
@isabrom5295Ай бұрын
The skin is thick... maybe they want to crawl through the back door to reach softer spots but how you get up there is a hole nother question.
@azentra7560Ай бұрын
@@isabrom5295 I'm honestly fairly sure the tail can smack you harder than most humans could
@joanneblack7697Ай бұрын
Sadly, a tourist got killed recently while trying to get pics of elephants. They trampled him to death. 🤷♀️
@WrottJacksonАй бұрын
That trunk will send you flying before you even smell the Elephant’s peanut breath.
@Nocomment552Ай бұрын
Fun Fact: Grizzly Bear mothers in Yellowstone have actually used the close proximity of tourists as a deterrent to boars (males) to keep them from unaliving their cubs.
@MrDibaraАй бұрын
Smart and adaptable. Impressive... 😕
@hotbread1004Ай бұрын
yes! which is so interesting because not only do they recognize we dont want their cubs but they also learned to use us to their advantage JUST from their own experiences(ie not us feeding them etc)
@Blackandwhitecat-to5llАй бұрын
I can imagine the Boars are annoyed they can't get their food with tourists nearby.
@uhmwhat158Ай бұрын
Bears choose man over bear lmao
@andynichols5625Ай бұрын
Mom bear :You don’t have to outrun the male bear kids, just outrun one of the tourist.
@RAGEAlanBunАй бұрын
00:14 You’ve got the overconfident people picking a bear but you’ve got to love that 28% of people are just say “yeah man, a rat would probably fuck me up bro”
@thezackast2752Ай бұрын
28% of people have seen a new york sewer rat it seems
@static7985Ай бұрын
@@thezackast2752 bro just kick it lol
@SealionbornАй бұрын
I assume they count the rat running away as a draw.
@luckytia9076Ай бұрын
I mean... just wear some leather boots and you are good
@murphyrecords16Ай бұрын
I saw a pic of this guy holding a humongous rat I think it was in UK they were having hella problems. that was the day I started being a bit less comfortable with the idea of rats.
@CheeseBlasterАй бұрын
Shoutout to the two 8% that think they can throw hands with a gorilla and an elephant. You know, just the two of the strongest land creatures on the planet, no biggie
@gamingrex2930Ай бұрын
Nah I’d win.
@aveteranweeb4188Ай бұрын
@@gamingrex2930Nah I'd die.
@MrSamulaiАй бұрын
I mean it didn't specify a fistfight.
@korsekilАй бұрын
@@MrSamulai It says "unarmed" in the survey.
@MrSamulaiАй бұрын
@@korsekil But nothing about traps and prep time.
@fromolwyomingАй бұрын
That poor bicycle. That spectacled bear was too ruthless on it.
@benrex7775Ай бұрын
Just before that clip I got an razor add where it stated: _"What if your shower scene turns into a horror scene?"_ I laughed so hard because the timing was perfect. And then the contrast to the bicycle was the cherry on the cake.
@ANightattheOpera28Ай бұрын
I saw the bike and half expected the bear to try to hop on it.
@dademonio7476Ай бұрын
It traumatized me (I was the fence)
@silomenezes2935Ай бұрын
I'm concerned by the number of people who think they can take a f*cking Elephant while unarmed
@kitsunekage12Ай бұрын
Right? Like I'm guessing they must think 'oh it's huge I'll go punch it in the balls' or something without realizing that one those are internal on an elephant, and two the elephant can and will literally chokeslam them with his prehensile dick. Like there is *no* weak point I can think to exploit on an elephant without a serious weapon.
@lyravain6304Ай бұрын
Well, it's possible to win by ring-out. Mostly because the elephant will not even realize the puny hairless ape is attacking and just... walk away.
@maryjane4432Ай бұрын
@@lyravain6304or just run and hide and hope they don’t see you
@andersjjensenАй бұрын
@@lyravain6304 Elephants are absurdly smart and understand the intentions of many many species, friendly and hostile. If you start pressing it with an elephant, especially a male elephant, you're going to get the 101 in elephant communication on the spot. If you fail the exam at the end of the lesson you'll get elephant foreign policy 101 as a bonus.
@lyravain6304Ай бұрын
@@andersjjensen Yeah, but elephants are smart enough to also understand that the naked hairless ape might have just gone crazy from the heat or something. Not saying you'd HURT the elephant. Saying the elephant might find the attack so funny they just walk away. Because the best a human might hope to do is punch the elephant in the trunk or junk. At which point, the human's becoming a pancake. And lawd have mercy on you if it's a bull in mating season.
@konstantinriumin2657Ай бұрын
I love that 22% of people think they can't defeat a rat in the fight.
@rac1equalsbestgame853Ай бұрын
Then the 6% that think they couls beat an *ELEPHANT* in a fight
@marmyeaterАй бұрын
@@rac1equalsbestgame853 That's an 8, 2 percent MORE than the 6% that think they could beat a bear.
@rac1equalsbestgame853Ай бұрын
@@marmyeater I keep mixing up the percentages but yikes... with bears I can see how someone could come to that conclusion, but an _elephant_ Even a female elephant can turn a human into a fleshy pancake with a simple step 💀
@MogamiKyoko13Ай бұрын
The 22% are D&D players who have been overconfident in their abilities one too many times.
@faries4794Ай бұрын
lol! To be fair, they might have phobia. I'm not scared of rats but I have extrem fear of roaches! So I know I would lose miserably if I had to fight a cockroach! 😂
@ArtistwithpurplehairАй бұрын
The thing that scared me most was that black bear peeling the skin off that salmon like a banana.
@DieFlabbergast22 күн бұрын
So, you're terrified of fishmongers?
@emempeacenwogwugwu706821 күн бұрын
@@DieFlabbergast😂😂
@q-miiproductions87813 күн бұрын
Isn’t that a brown? That looks like a grizzly face.
@kevinprehmАй бұрын
Always remember: Most animals will at least give you the courtesy of death before eating you, but bears are not on that list: In the words of Alan Grant, "You are alive when they start to eat you"
@mrvwbug4423Ай бұрын
Same with Hyenas, except the entire pack is going to treat you like a living buffet line at the same time. Wolves also kill smaller prey the same way, but it's hard to get actual evidence of wolves eating live humans, it's assumed most cases where wolves dined on human are cases where the person was already past tense and the wolves were just scavenging.
@ExquailiburАй бұрын
@@mrvwbug4423 considering how much generational trauma wolves have relating to people it is basically impossible to find examples of them eating people, their inbred cousins the domestic dog is more likely to eat people.
@taddad2641Ай бұрын
@@mrvwbug4423 be fair the smalley prey is dead in seconds in that regard. Bears are powerful but few of them are efficient in killing, save for the polar bear. They re jut so fuckign strong they can get away with it. Hyenas and wild dogs though, their motivations is competition. faster they eat the less likely something rolls in to take the meal.
@Jane-oz7ppАй бұрын
Actually, no, most predators will not kill you first, only incapacitate you. It's basically cats alone that kill first, eat second.
@Jane-oz7ppАй бұрын
@@taddad2641 redacted in seconds doesn't mean they weren't being eaten alive homie
@generalcodsworth4417Ай бұрын
It's dumb that so many platforms are overcensoring words, but it's always funny when a creator works around it creatively and with a wide range of terms instead of the standard unaliving
@JikkuryuuАй бұрын
There's a forum with an autocensor, and I swear my experience reading a LP on there was elevated by "gently caress" replacing all the f-bombs. It just worked somehow.
@darthzaida1881Ай бұрын
W casual geographic I feel like it goes past mere censorship. He is a poet, an orator, a speaker who could turn an army back with persuasive words alone. He just so happens to be on KZbin instead of advising a god king
@intergalacticspacewizard1966Ай бұрын
It's dumb but also makes you question why the censor is there in the first place if you can just change out the word but retain the meaning
@augustaseptemberova5664Ай бұрын
@@intergalacticspacewizard1966 i've wondered this since i was a little kid, when ppl would go from "oh hell" to "oh heck" around us kids, and replace other words like that, e.g. "butthole". and i was like .. what's the point? i know you're using a curse/insult rn, you know you're using a curse/insult rn, can't we just drop the pretence? lol
@bj.brunerАй бұрын
Yes. CG is the only creator that does it well; everyone else is too lazy and uses "unalive" which shouldn't be a word at all
@gravestone4840Ай бұрын
You forgot to mention that Grizzlies and Polar Bears are breeding together now since the sea ice is melting. Pizzly Bears are golden and basically look like a Super Saiyan bear. The size and predatory instincts of a Polar Bear with the adaptability and climbing skills of Brown Bears and no need to live in cold climates. Good job humanity, your activities have created an Apex Apex predator.
@derrickmcdowell8824Ай бұрын
Imagine being out in the wild and hearing... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and feeling a power level rise. If they learn instant transmission it's over for us.
@incognitovagabond4763Ай бұрын
Been happening for awhile now Grolar/Pizzly bears are pretty cool though name based on fur color or parentage line I wonder which will be the dominant 😱
@klondikechrisАй бұрын
I live in Yukon, and I've been trying to find out what the characteristics of those bears are. I've asked natives, locals, and even animal scientists, and no one knows!
@theofficialliedetector1545Ай бұрын
@@klondikechris I've heard they take after Polar Bears
@seadav0183Ай бұрын
They're also apparently hyper-aggressive
@ladykay6823Ай бұрын
In fairness, if I were constantly living in the same desolate conditions as a polar bear, I’d probably Assassin’s Creed a Beluga whale, too.
@hgaillard1623Ай бұрын
I taught Primary school in Appalachia. One time a mama Black bear and 2 cubs got into the playground, so we went on a soft lockdown. I swear it looked like mama was just drinking her coffee and filing her nails while the kids played and gave her some peace. One cub found the swings and laid on one and pushed himself back and forth. The other one found the slide and had a blast going down it. Eventually Fish and Wildlife showed up, darted them, and took them higher up into the mountains. Lesson plan for the day? No idea, but we learned a lot about Black Bears and Fish and Wildlife
@KitagumaIgenАй бұрын
The "Modified Lesson Plan": Nature studies, Common Sense in Nature, Survival Philosophy in Nature?
@alanahnatalie8167Ай бұрын
This is adorable
@Saffron-sugarАй бұрын
They must’ve been so confused what they woke up in another neighbourhood
@NobodyLikesThePlasticBearАй бұрын
Black bears are actually super chill! I’m spending the week at a research center in Minnesota dedicated to them currently, and they’ve been nothing but docile towards humans (other than a playful swat to my backside from one of the juveniles, who was looking for attention). Diversionary feeding practices do actually help keep them out of populated areas if done correctly, though.
@idigamstudios7463Ай бұрын
@@NobodyLikesThePlasticBear Mind sending me the name? I live in the land-o-lakes and been looking for places like that to check out.
@melskunkАй бұрын
When I found out a polar bear finds a house a SUGGESTION and will open up drywall like a rotten log, that was it for me
@bee_wannabeАй бұрын
It's a drywall, can't expect much. Even people break it easily.
@kairikasaiАй бұрын
I was looking into moving to Alaska until I realized this. Even with a Grizzly bear, my old client refused to leave his house for a week because one killed an elk and just sat on his front porch for days
@icecoldrugbyАй бұрын
@@kairikasaimost of Alaska doesn't have a high population of grizzly bears. What part were you looking? I live in Talkeetna where sightings are rare and of transient bears.
@chaotixthefoxАй бұрын
Brother it's dry wall. You can punch through drywall
@kairikasaiАй бұрын
@@icecoldrugby I was looking anywhere in Alaska. My old client bought a house in the country in North Dakota when he ended up seeing the bear. It was his first week.
@ANightattheOpera28Ай бұрын
For those that don't know, the "if you know you know" couple was Timothy Treadwell and his girlfriend. Tim thought he could basically bond with wild bears and took his gf with him to set up camp in bear country. Take a wild guess what happened next. He genuinely loved bears, but bro had the kind of hubris that would make Icarus blush.
@whiteraven181Ай бұрын
That alone wasn't the problem- the real problem was a drought that left the mother bear in the area so desperate she was willing to kill her own cub to survive. Whether recognition of danger or some weird affection, the mother bear who did it had tolerated Treadwell hanging around in her territory before. The mistake wasn't hubris, it was lack of caution. After the cub was killed, the recordings recovered made it pretty clear that Treadwell knew he and his girlfriend were probably her next meals. He just didn't have any sort of emergency beacon to get picked up before his trip was scheduled to be over, so even when he knew it was coming there was no escape.
@dyhhffjuojg4sdАй бұрын
LMAO...
@sECUREijАй бұрын
The worst part is the two bears that killed Treadwell (who clearly didn’t do that) where bears he knew were dangerous. In his recovered writings after the attack he named them Demon and Machine. Then to top it all off the Timothy causes something like a dozen bears to get killed. Obviously Demon and Machine. But the bears he spent the most time around were acclimatized to humans and started approaching humans.
@sECUREijАй бұрын
@@whiteraven181I think people were also downplay Treadwells fame seeking behaviour. The man wanted to be a tv star. Then as he began bringing back those tapes of him being super close to bears, he started getting invited on talk shows. Then the stupider and stupider stuff began happening. The stuff like getting in the water or approaching Cubs. Those started after he got face as the “Grizzly man” heck the stopping of taking a gun or even bear spray was in the second half of his filming. How he lasted 13 years is beyond me.
@ANightattheOpera28Ай бұрын
@@sECUREij Yup. The bears just went bear and they paid for it.
@emmetthowell899Ай бұрын
I need the confidence of everyone who chose farther down than “large dog” on the list. Love that most people decide anything bigger than a rat could beat them. I think I could take a rat, house cat, or medium sized dog.
@captain_clark868Ай бұрын
I think your take is the most reasonable. Medium dog, maybe, anything bigger, you have a surprisingly low chance. Humans are weak without tools, OP with even a sharpened stick.
@Saga_Anserum29 күн бұрын
they must not've read the bit that said unarmed
@theviniso7 күн бұрын
@@Saga_Anserum Hell, even if I had a gun I still wouldn't take my chances with a large dog, let alone anything bigger.
@user-hr2zy7ct8h5 күн бұрын
Our ancestors got into fights with bears much larger than polars, had their ships attacked by literal kraken monsters, hunted mammoths. But I agree unless you're trained in unarmed combat and hunting a large dog will cause problems when you're unarmed.
@emmetthowell8995 күн бұрын
@@user-hr2zy7ct8h humans can take down surprising things if they have a pointy stick, it provides reach and a way to inflict damage. Unarmed, humans can’t deal much damage especially without training. We don’t have sharp teeth and claws to do damage so you would have to just overpower something which is hard when that something can rip you apart with claws/teeth. Humans are so OP and fragile af at the same time based on if we have just our own flesh sacks to rely on or we have human technology.
@peterallen5575Ай бұрын
It's also important to remember that bear spray is meant to be used ON THE BEAR. I remember a story I read about a family that had to get medevaced out of Yellowstone with second degree chemical burns because Dad thought it worked like mosquito repellent and sprayed his entire family with the stuff prophylactically. In his defense, though, they didn't get attacked by any bears while they were there.
@adhdhamsterАй бұрын
😳😂 bruh. I mean I guess he wasn't wrong.... But damn 😂
@zackzittel7683Ай бұрын
That’s hilarious….. english had to have been a second language.
@mikeljackson9192Ай бұрын
@@zackzittel7683do they only make bear spray in English?
@CaesarShadowKnightАй бұрын
@@mikeljackson9192bears can read every language except English
@dracula7328Ай бұрын
Bear's first language is Russian
@AmarianeeАй бұрын
Fun fact: Yes, pandas do have an immense bite force, but because they exclusively eat bamboo, and it has very little nutrition, they're metabolism is pretty slow - which is why if you've pissed them off enough for them to exert the effort to attack you, you definitely deserved it. Pandas can easily delete you, but you have to given them a reason to do it.
@JwsponkyАй бұрын
Reminds me of a quote I'd read about an Old West doctor saying that "A victim bit by a Gila monster should just be left to expire... as the Gila monster is perhaps the laziest creature in all god's creation, and any fool bit would almost have to put their hands in the lizard's jaws themself."
@ElizabethMcDermott-cy4cvАй бұрын
I'm likely a panda. And the rest of the low nutrition complicated west.
@beastmaster0934Ай бұрын
Ironically, the bear with the weakest bite force is the polar bear. Because you don’t need to have a strong bite force to eat the blubber of seals, walruses, and cetaceans.
@punishedwhispers1218Ай бұрын
Their bodies are also capable of eating meat, they just choose not to
@genericname2747Ай бұрын
@@punishedwhispers1218 They're SUPPOSED to eat meat. They're considered carnivores. But pandas just really love that tall, tasteless plant
@occamsrazorbladesАй бұрын
"If I have one shot in the chamber, I'm going to use it to self medicate my exit off the mortal coil." Laughed myself into a coughing fit. He is a genius!
@roxannemulvey8158Ай бұрын
💯 agreed
@engmed4400Ай бұрын
I just got home from 2.5 weeks spent in Minnesota on a National Guard sponsored "camping trip". Once we got into the field, it didn't take long for the local black bears to discover we existed, and it wasn't long after that they started pilfering. One bear got brave enough to get into the back of a truck, steal an MRE, and take off with it. Another broke into someone's tent, and took off with their meds. They just started getting everywhere, and into everything. The big surprise is that there were no injuries. Someone even managed to get a good picture of a bear climbing the ladder up into a 5-ton. It ran off immediately after, once it realized there was a human in the truck.
@bgoldschmidt2583Ай бұрын
I know someone who survived a polar bear (the bear just snorted and peace out), and they're just as confused as us. And minorly insulted that the bear didn't see them as good enough to eat.
@flyingstonemon3564Ай бұрын
I'd rather be offended than honored then haha
@genericname2747Ай бұрын
Bro just smells bad I guess. Seriously though, the bear probably wasn't hungry
@DarthSidianАй бұрын
He probably shat himself something fierce in order to get that bear off of him LMAO I respect it though, survival is survival
@bobtheball5384Ай бұрын
@@DarthSidian I'm not gonna cap this gave me a good laugh
@TaosparkАй бұрын
It's the annoying wrapper.
@DAsradaАй бұрын
My friend was camping and got a visit from a black bear and her cubs. No bite marks, but he showed me the scars from the bears climbing around on his sleeping bag - including Mama Bear sitting on him. I admit I teased him due to how he doesnt shave often that she mistook him for another cub.
@ewill3435Ай бұрын
Jfc! Your friend got lucky! Did he just lay still and pretend to be dead or was the mama bear aware he was there? I've never camped in an area where bears could be a possibility, and tbh, I think if I was in your friend's situation, I would probably have a heart attack there on the spot!
@DAsradaАй бұрын
@@ewill3435 He just laid still and let them be. The cubs were apparently absurdly cute, but their play scarred him up because well, bear claws.
@ewill3435Ай бұрын
@@DAsrada that sounds both incredibly adorable, and pants browningly terrifying
@BreandanOCiarraiАй бұрын
we have a momma bear at the hospital I work at who's cubs keep coming into the ambulance bay in the ED and playing around in there, especially with their favorite toy- a traffic cone. Adorable, but guess who gets tapped to go shoo them off when we have a patient coming in? Yep. Same with the bloody porcupines that keep trying to get into the ED through the automatic doors. This shyte was not in my job description 🤣
@hackcubit9663Ай бұрын
It's a comfort to know that most bears will leave me the hell alone if I've announced myself way before stumbling into it.
@KartoffelkammАй бұрын
In Japan, and I think other places also, there are bear bells, which are pretty much just small bells that you carry around so the bears can hear you coming and go around you.
@tranquoccuong890-its-orgeАй бұрын
this is kinda like how car horn & bike bell are supposed to be used: when you go around tight corners & crossroads but see no traffic, you still need to announce your presence - lest an unsuspecting car zip through and flatline your car
@genericname2747Ай бұрын
I like the use of "most"
@therealrakusterАй бұрын
@@Kartoffelkamm Yep, when I backpacked in Alaska the rangers told us to keep making noise so the bears could hear us coming and go around us and keep our food in barrels that we put a little ways off our camp so they wouldn't go to our tents to get the food.
@saacattaac007Ай бұрын
Bears are fine so long as you RSVP
@taika.melissa2798Ай бұрын
I'm from Finland. We have large forests and quite a lot of brown bears. I've been told that bears avoid people except if you accidentally end up between a mother and her cub. The mother will attack and try to kill you.
@JadacarebearАй бұрын
I live in Florida, US and we have black bears. They're so cute❤❤❤they walk on their hind legs sometimes.
@mordecaimonarch8209Ай бұрын
My dad used to be in the forest service, he said that it was uncanny how much a bear’s anatomy resembled human anatomy.
@FancyPantaloonsАй бұрын
New theory: We evolved from bears
@frakismaximus3052Ай бұрын
Lol wut
@WrottJacksonАй бұрын
Fun fact: you win a fight against a bear the same way you win a fight against a human. You kick it in the balls.
@i_baslАй бұрын
@WrottJackson or you shoot it, but like with humans, this should be the in case of emergency
@cintaminbunnyАй бұрын
@@WrottJackson what if its a woman
@joanderson6880Ай бұрын
Sloth bears are absolutely terrifying, I cannot believe people try to keep them as freaking tourist attractions. Happy birthday, dude!
@LordVulcan93Ай бұрын
Bud, people are still trying to put a Great White into captivity. Nothing surprised me in this world.
@eranodelpum9752Ай бұрын
As a rimworld player, i can comfirm
@averycheesypotatoАй бұрын
Because hurting and humiliating a normally impressive creature, entertains small minds.
@zopler5537Ай бұрын
@@averycheesypotatoain’t that a sad truth. One of the reasons as well that i was never a fan of circus acts using animals since they’re not just humiliated but severely abused.
@mndiaye_97Ай бұрын
Can't put anything past anyone these days. And thank you!
@electroeel148Ай бұрын
It was last month that I, Alaskan Native, had to watch the couple hundred fish that I helped catch with my father while he went to get some equipment. I decided to lie down and close my eyes for a minute as I was out on the river for hours at that point. I was down for a good minute before I heard a voice in my head say "Sit up. Right NOW." I did and not even twenty feet from me was a Kodiak GRIZZLY mother with her three cubs around her. I have never been so thankful that the bears were not hungry enough to just kill me to get the fish as she and her young were surprised enough by me popping up out of my spot that they went the other way.
@stefhonsmith6547Ай бұрын
Holy sh*t!!!
@MrDibaraАй бұрын
YOU SIR dodged a missile, Holy fuck! 🤯
@clark2491Ай бұрын
That voice u heard was GOD.
@blazenfateАй бұрын
The mother must have smelled the sht in your pants and decided not to let her kids get near you.
@gigachad6885Ай бұрын
I'm curious, how did the voice sound ? Are you religious ? If not, are you now ?
@isaTАй бұрын
That little polar bear cub in the thumbnail though, so cute and harmless looking that my dumb a$$ nearly missed the mother in the background ☠️😂
@gnarledcoxАй бұрын
As a kid, I went to a wildlife sanctuary this dude and his family ran and while they focused on wolves, he actually did end up with a grizzly bear. Apparently someone bought it at a flea market and was told it was a dog, and that quickly proved to be a lie, so suddenly he has this growing male bear on his hands. Let me tell you, this bear was a CHARMER. He made noises until the guy walked into the enclosure, then immediately stood up on his hind legs, waiting for a hug. Of course he got one, and then we learned that his favorite thing in the world was girl scout cookies! Such a giant animal, but so friendly with his needs met and lots of interaction
@adrianschick7300Ай бұрын
reminds me of the time I got to feed browns bears honey as a kid, there's a bear sancuary in hungary the young kids often take school trips too, they give you long wooden spoons and if you brought honey you can feed it to them
@striker8961Ай бұрын
They get used to humans and see them as a source of food when they are well behaved. Some people see that as them still secretly being monsters and not actually caring, to them I say, you can pass a calf and saw awww and then go home and eat a burger. Most animals, humans included, are capable of some relatability with other creatures, but there is always that disconnect. Makes me worried if we ever find aliens.
@honeybelle1203Ай бұрын
where the hell do you live where a wildlife sanctuary owner gets away with entering an enclosure with a grown fucking BEAR
@flyingstonemon3564Ай бұрын
@@striker8961 Or if they find us! Historically being "diScOvEred" doesn't end well for people ;[
@Konani_the_unicorn_queenАй бұрын
@@striker8961 _delicious_ aliens :D!
@ElPumaGrandeАй бұрын
It confounds me, people will lose their literal shit over the sight of a harmless insect (that happens to be larger than others, but still hardly even a fraction of our size), yet will approach Bears and Bison like they’re a friendly house pet
@BreandanOCiarraiАй бұрын
it's the fur. Has to be.
@Gooner184Ай бұрын
Pretty sure it has something to do with how cute we find mammals to be. I remember Vsauce did a video on cuteness ages ago which delved into that a bit iirc.
@hw2311Ай бұрын
@@BreandanOCiarrai Like a fuzzy tarantula. ^^
@AudreythescrubАй бұрын
@@hw2311tarantulas are cute, so are moths and bumblebees
@Saga_AnserumАй бұрын
We're also hardwired to not like bugs - not for their threat to us, but for their association with spoiled food
@zackhurwitz9441Ай бұрын
That clip of the bear getting checked by the cat kills me every time. Even something as formidable as a bear, fears the immeasurable evil lavishing before it.
@ruinthuessia1078Ай бұрын
6:47 The glass door was there to protect the bear from the cat 🙏😭
@zackhurwitz9441Ай бұрын
@@ruinthuessia1078 😺: "Tell me, Yogi or whatever your name is. Have you ever listened to the poet and philosopher -Mystical?" 🐻: "No. I just want to eat your trash, I hope it's not too much of a both-" 😺: "HELP THE BEAR!!!!!"
@melbrak271Ай бұрын
It's cats taking the "what do you think you could take on in a fight" survey. They think they xan take anything. I have four of the little gremlins and two of them definitely think they could take on Zeus himself and win.
@zackhurwitz9441Ай бұрын
@@melbrak271 they would look at Zeus and be like "why aren't you bowing to me, peasant?"
@rexperverziffАй бұрын
A cat is basically just a minature tiger
@LaPaginadiLeonardo13 күн бұрын
"I can take down a brown bear!" "You have to be unarmed" *...slowly shuts down nucler submarine...*
@carmenincha2375Ай бұрын
i basically grew up in the woods, and we regularly had deer and bears visiting our yard. the deer were super chill and you could get basically close enough to pet them (which i did frequently, apparently). my mom wouldn’t buy me teddy bears (other stuffies were fine) since she was afraid I’d try to walk up and pet the BEAR CUBS. (to be fair, i probably would’ve done that, so she made the right call)
@braindead3919Ай бұрын
Smart of your mom
@Lil_gomiАй бұрын
That’s something I’d probably do too ngl
@angelsjoker8190Ай бұрын
Probably every person on Earth would have the urge to pet a bear cub. Only if you know about bears and that cuba usually have their mother somewhere around may you be able to suppress that urge.
@Redditor6079Ай бұрын
It's fine mama bear can chill out @@angelsjoker8190
@icarusbinns3156Ай бұрын
Black bear broke into my tent when I was camping, years ago… I come awake, screeching like a fox or barn owl, flailing a tree branch I had (no, I don’t recall why I had a branch!). And that poor teddy flees up a tree! And then we spent several minutes just looking at each other. Not eye contact, but me just kinda watching where the bear was, and bear watching me, making sure he’s not getting hit with that branch… again. I guess that was the first time he poked into a tent containing a human. He was definitely startled! And Happy Birthday, my dude! 🎉🎂 (We’re a week apart)
@genericname2747Ай бұрын
Bro just wanted to steal some food and ended up dealing with a whole human
@DeadKrakenАй бұрын
@@genericname2747 Bro just wanted marshmellows but ended up with PTSD😔
@darcieclements4880Ай бұрын
I'm surprised that casual geographic didn't point out that the black bears trying to eat you is the reason why you attack a black bear when there's a confrontation, and the grizzlies being defensive being the reason why you play dead if it's a grizzly. Kind of seems like important information for people to know and I think he's mentioned it before but it would have been perfect in this video. Black bears are thinking you might be an easy meal, brown bears are thinking you might be dangerous for them in most cases. Do not mess with either if they have cubs. And yeah it is weird that the bigger ones see you as a threat but those big ones tend to be more food thiefs than active predators. Black bears on the other hand aren't quite large enough to steal food regularly and easily from other predators so they will hightail it unless they think they can get away with it safely and prefer to hunt weak things directly. I believe it's even been shown that some of the largest of the brown bears don't actually end up hunting at all they just waltz up and take whatever they want from anything they come across😂
@ThelastShepherd.Ай бұрын
Aww poor teddy didn't get to eat you😢
@icarusbinns3156Ай бұрын
@@ThelastShepherd. I probably taste terrible. It’s why many animals don’t eat humans. We don’t taste good
@master_ranch_of_the_runnin7289Ай бұрын
I had a co-worker who said he could take on a chimp and another co-worker who said he could take on a black bear. Ego goes crazy.
@averycheesypotatoАй бұрын
They’re both crazy, but the chimp guy is further in over his head!
@DirtyBobBojanglesАй бұрын
Lmao you've got to be like me to take out a chimp😂
@erichbrough6097Ай бұрын
Ego, then he go, then... he gone.
@Space_HitlerАй бұрын
Theyre built different
@TallyHallicАй бұрын
@@DirtyBobBojangles Bro thinks he's him💀
@PyroMynxАй бұрын
Plus size, eyeshadow, cotton ball! XD Omg, that's one of my favorite things about your videos. Your nicknames for animals sometimes make me get abs of steel! LOL! Keep it going!
@PrydeWater901Ай бұрын
Polar bear: I kills you. Sloth bear: BEG FOR THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH!!!
@genericname2747Ай бұрын
Can't believe the sloth bear is scarier
@aleksandarvil5718Ай бұрын
The Sloth Bear = Ursine version of Jeffrey Dahmer 😰😰😰
@theducknamednewepicla9507Ай бұрын
Yup
@awhartig5847Ай бұрын
14:19 "Honestly, the _bear_ wouldn't even choose us." I love this man Happy Birthday🎂🥳
@SotaBoy4232Ай бұрын
🌈 month is over
@MaxieTheMaxАй бұрын
@@SotaBoy4232Me trying to find who asked: 💀
@genericname2747Ай бұрын
@@SotaBoy4232Your gay now
@SotaBoy4232Ай бұрын
@@genericname2747 I thought there was nothing wrong with that? I mean there is something extremely wrong with it but if I was, that's extremely homophobic of you
@genericname2747Ай бұрын
@@SotaBoy4232 I'm sorry you hate yourself
@HeisenbergFamАй бұрын
"giant unhinged dog with every attribute maxed" Bears are so OP they need to be nerfed
@TheFlyingSailorYTАй бұрын
Git Gud
@Jinz3Ай бұрын
Nah they're a good control mechanism
@stephenflint3640Ай бұрын
@@Jinz3 This. Definitely this. Bears keep us humble. Not many things can that ain't microscopic and bearing little actual difference to computer infections other than biological.
@LawfulBasedАй бұрын
How can someone even live in Canada without walking around with a gun 24/7? I couldn't.
@keronrussell9271Ай бұрын
The joke is, they've *been* nerfed
@quibeomАй бұрын
omg happy birthday man! you and your content are such a blessing, really helped me survive the past two years, you’ve really nurtured my love for animals and your way of going about these videos made it far more digestible and easier to engage with. i had to take a break from your channel because i found myself waiting too eagerly for videos and i’ve now returned with so much to binge. you’re doing incredible work and i’ll definitely get the book when i can, keep up the great work and again, a happy birthday to you my guy. hope you had a good one. 💜
@purplehaze2358Ай бұрын
6:46 Prior to today, I did _not_ know a cat could guard your home against a bear more effectively than most dogs can.
@soapsatelliteАй бұрын
I mean, considering how often tigers were mentioned in the video and the one mention of panthers, that seems reasonable
@Tonyhouse1168Ай бұрын
Cats dgaf
@grimsonforce7504Ай бұрын
You based that off a one clip lol. Dogs do far better than a cat, there's a reason why dogs are used to hunt bears.
@tisvana18Ай бұрын
@@grimsonforce7504this probably really depends on the dog and less on the cat lol. A cat’s a cat and most breeds will do the same against a bear, the unusually large breeds notwithstanding. A chihuahua, a standard poodle, and a pit bull will have dramatically different matchups lol.
@LazyschoolstudentАй бұрын
😂
@QilleWolfАй бұрын
“Those eyes stared at the void and the void blinked first” I am CRYING 😂😂
@lilyhempt1144Ай бұрын
YES!!
@tek512Ай бұрын
Special mention for Jimbo the kodiak bear, who was so big he dwarfed his human even while laying down. He was a great example of how massive those things get. His owners were lucky he was so unusually gentle and aware. One errant twitch would've been enough to remove names from the census.
@andersjjensenАй бұрын
One play tap and you land roughly where the sun sets.
@tek512Ай бұрын
@@andersjjensen Jimbo space program
@TribecasoothsayerАй бұрын
The sun bear is so absolutely an old feral human
@greencertifiedwebАй бұрын
About 10 years ago, I was hiking the High Sierra Trail, day 4, we're camping on the Kern river and lit a small fire. About 10pm, I decided to go get some more firewood, and saw a hiker coming down the trail. I thought it was weird, he had 2 headlamps, not just one... That's when I realized, it was a bear and my headlamp was reflecting in his eyes. I let out a manly war cry, that I choose to deny, sounded like a little girl screaming, and ran back to camp to tell everyone a bear was coming, but he didn't come into camp. Happy Birthday!
@Caronte4116Ай бұрын
I mean....if you know the destructive power of almost any bear, any girly scream would fit perfectly to me...
@insanospazАй бұрын
You yelled at a bear and lived to tell the tale. It counts as a manly war cry in my book.
@diliscollective9743Ай бұрын
did you die?
@Deleted_Duck1273Ай бұрын
@@diliscollective9743 I think he did, but im not sure
@coltonwilliams4153Ай бұрын
@@diliscollective9743 Sadly, yes… but he lived!
@samvimes9510Ай бұрын
I live near the Smoky Mountains, so black bears are a pretty common sight around here. What infuriates me is the news stories surrounding them. I _constantly_ hear about dumbass tourists in Gatlinburg trying to feed bears that wander into town. And then there's the tourists who leave food in their car and leave the door unlocked or the window down. There need to be signs posted every 3 feet warning people "DO NOT FEED THE BEARS" and "BEARS CAN OPEN CAR DOORS".
@scoot-scoot51341Ай бұрын
I work at a resort around the same area, and we are CONSTANTLY telling people to lock their car doors, as the bears can and WILL break in. 9 times out of 10, people listen. The few who don't listen, however...
@blackc1479Ай бұрын
We lived in sevierville up near wears valley. You could see the parkway from our place. Had the front door open one day, and my wife started yelling. What she thought was a neighbors dog was a bear. Possibly the same one eventually came back and raided our garbage. Not too long after that, a mama and cubs decided to live in our neighbors tree. Scared the crap out of em. Clawing at their screens, they couldn't let their dogs out. Animal control basically told em they couldn't do jack. It's just like Florida. Somebody says alligator and the turons all head towards it while the locals nope out.
@jtdinoking1930Ай бұрын
I visit Gatlinburg every couple years and my dad told me a story once when we were in pigeon forge swimming I was just a baby right down the river was the largest black bear he’s ever seen like big enough to be mistaken for a small brown bear. He picked me and my brothers up and we were gone.
@murphyrecords16Ай бұрын
people have lost touch w nature and the internet actively skews our pov of it bc everyone want a vid feeding a wild animal.
@genericname2747Ай бұрын
Okay so what I'M hearing is that if I leave my car unlocked there's a chance the bear will end up hitting the gas pedal and then there's a bear driving my car
@buzzsburner.8286Ай бұрын
"call me joe rogan or a grinder gladiator, we are going down the bear hole" 😭
@JBBellАй бұрын
I somehow missed this one and almost spit my drink!
@robbyk5266Ай бұрын
😂😂 too good
@BlackKnightsCommanderАй бұрын
Man, now i wanna reread Golden Kamuy
@silviuvisan505Ай бұрын
*joe rogan noises intensifying*
@HannibalKantterАй бұрын
I actually hope Joe sees this video, I feel hes going to laugh his stoned ass off with that one 😂
@billyyank580716 күн бұрын
9:55 that caribou chase is one of the most awesome yet terrifying things I've ever seen. The speed that bear had over that distance was incredible. Then he chased it through the river and back onto land.
@michaeljennings7214Ай бұрын
So, I’ve been an Uber driver for nearly 6 years. My first year, I pick up this pretty cool, pretty chatty rider. It was cool tho, cause I’m pretty chatty myself. Dude and I got to talking about social media and creating content. Told me had a couple channels on a couple different platforms. As I dropped him off, he humbly told me his KZbin channel name and I put it into my search. A couple days later, that recent search caught my eye, so I figured I’d check out some of his content. The channel name was “Casual Geographic”, and I’ve been a subscriber and frequent viewer ever since. Thank you, Mamadou, for all the hours of content and entertainment I’ve enjoyed now for nearly half a decade. Catch you on the flip.
@badger297Ай бұрын
Damn that's cool af
@DarthSidianАй бұрын
No fucking way, that is CRAZY
@outoforder8791Ай бұрын
@@DarthSidian It can't be true. Casual Geographic created his channel in 2020. So this couldn't have happened 6 or 5 years ago, lol.
@fastinradfordableАй бұрын
The last 5 years been all down hill since huh😂😢😭
@bobtheball5384Ай бұрын
@@outoforder8791The only way I could see this being possible is either if casual had another KZbin channel for this (before he renamed himself) or that this person got the date wrong.
@frbrbrgrblgrr7777Ай бұрын
Chimpanzee being higher on that list than a King Cobra or even a wolf is unhinged. One wolf I could likely make run away / give up, one mad Chimp? If it does run away from kicks and shoving my fingers in it's eyes it's only running to a tree so it can do that stupid Chimp spin around the tree thing then come running at me full tilt and rip my fuckin wiener off. Hell. No.
@heavyhitmanАй бұрын
Man I'd still take on a bear rather than a chimpanzee, if given the option. Coz at least the bear would make it quicker than a chimp. Fuck you Ceaser.
@cyancyborg1477Ай бұрын
See a wolf will just kill you, a chimpanzee will make you wish it did.
@batshtcrazy5293Ай бұрын
😂 I shouldn't have laughed, but your description was hilarious. And for the record, I agree. Big NOPE for fighting a chimp!
@heavyhitmanАй бұрын
I would still rather fight a Bear than a chimp. F you Cesar.
@steroprinceАй бұрын
Or they’re running to get the colony on you
@crumpetcat1554Ай бұрын
"Those eyes stared at the void and the void blinked first" that line was metal af ngl
@MetalBaller83Ай бұрын
Dude, your channel is fucking awesome. I LOVE your commentary, you’re absolutely hilarious! Keep doing what you do, brother!
@messyjoy899Ай бұрын
I love the twist at the end where you show that despite how dangerous some of these bears are , they are more suffering from us then we are from them. 🐻🐻❄️🐼
@DJSockmonkeyMusicАй бұрын
That's true for the entire (and only) planet we can live on, in the entire universe, that we can get to. I'm getting really worried that humans might not have much longer, tbh.
@adammaturin1277Ай бұрын
@@DJSockmonkeyMusicI am more worried that humanity might somehow manage to exist long enough to either, invest the insane amount of resources it seems it would take to get to another star system, or somehow manage to gain some technology that allows us to get to another star system. If that ever happens, the universe is screwed. 🤣
@@DJSockmonkeyMusic humans are part of nature like anything else, I wouldn't be worried about anything of the sort nature is more than fine
@oahts5906Ай бұрын
“Basically a giant unhinged dog with every attribute maxed” 😂 perfect description of a grizzly bear
@BadBoyofBinariesАй бұрын
Predator: > Tigers: oh look a meat eating food!
@raute2687Ай бұрын
ancient debate, but there's no way a tiger could beat a polar bear in single combat. They probably wouldn't be able to kill bears larger than a grizzly.
@BadBoyofBinariesАй бұрын
@@raute2687 ever heard of Siberian Tiger?
@alexiscallcenterАй бұрын
Ty@@BadBoyofBinaries
@manuellaruelocuesta8187Ай бұрын
@@raute2687maybe if they ambush the bear they have a chance also i read from other comments that Siberian tigers sometimes hunt ussuri brown bears but they are mostly females or young bears. No big cat can defeat a grizzly or bigger bear in a figth but if they ambush them they may have a chance
@Distix-uz8qrАй бұрын
@@BadBoyofBinariesme when the average Siberian tiger is under 120 kilos 😜
@havardwindingstad411211 күн бұрын
Some guys from my town was kayaking around Svalbard. They got attacked by a polar bear. One got his head in its jaws, the other managed to shot the bear while his friend was hanging in the air. Got a nice scar around his whole face. At least the polar bear gave him an ice breaker.
@chartypeplays2396Ай бұрын
I feel like at least 6% of those survey respondents either think they're the ultimate badass or just didn't read the question carefully.
@averycheesypotatoАй бұрын
A full 8% thought they could beat an elephant. They think bears are tougher than elephants, *and they think they can fight an elephant!*
@Placker8102Ай бұрын
They could've thought it was funny. If I got asked a question like that I would think it'd be hilarious to say bear or elephant because obviously i couldn't.
@averycheesypotatoАй бұрын
@SanityTV_Last_Sane_Man_Alive trump supporters misread the premise of the poll, called the poll rigged, and refused to vote as a result.
@strivingsol1816Ай бұрын
I'm more concerned about the 8% who said they'd beat an elephant unarmed. Like what are you gonna do if you were in that situation, punch its knee or something before you get trampled?
@TheMelnTeamАй бұрын
Or doing memes. Could also be like that one game where if you appraise literally any monster while your character is drunk, you could take 'em.
@user-kh3jj4rx2vАй бұрын
"He looks like a bear with social anxiety that got told to act natural". Oh, so *that's* my spirit animal
@Your_favorite_seasoningАй бұрын
EVERYONE WAKE UP, CASUAL GEOGRAPHIC POSTED
@skellyscooperАй бұрын
I’m up! I’m up!
@color4178Ай бұрын
Im awake, I got 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
@BrightMkyАй бұрын
I'm up...
@_RatterCatter_Ай бұрын
IM UP!
@kryw10Ай бұрын
Wha… um… Oh! Oh crap, let me grab my coffee.
@angelalewis3645Ай бұрын
You are SO GOOD! All the wordplay, references, and research! Love you, man!
@JoeMad437Ай бұрын
Bears are the embodiment of “I’m not stuck in here with you, you’re stuck in here with me
@DharkKirbyАй бұрын
Best animal KZbinr whole heartedly
@honestantsАй бұрын
real
@DharkKirbyАй бұрын
@@honestants Ikr
@coffee_2234Ай бұрын
I mean bear can pretty much do everything like climbing trees,swimm,run,and have a amazing strength abilities
@DharkKirbyАй бұрын
@@coffee_2234 What, this isn't related to my comment. But true bro
@KasKade7Ай бұрын
Black, fight back! Brown, lay down! White, good night!
@brendanprackit2553Ай бұрын
I'll take "Police Code Language" for $800, Alex.... 🤨
@Darksouls131Ай бұрын
...and never wake up!
@C00kii019 күн бұрын
The sun bear is nature's way of questioning if we can really recognize other humans, and I stand by that thought 😂
@ButtonjiraАй бұрын
Chances of surviving fictional bears Winnie the Pooh: 98% Freddy fazbear: 35% Bobo: 60% Mashas bear: 40% Kung fu panda: 2%
@Morrison-saber-toothАй бұрын
Yogi bear: 99% Baloo: 50% Paddington:20% Boog(open season): 40% We bare bears trio:50/50(cant decide)
@ButtonjiraАй бұрын
@@Morrison-saber-tooth We need more! Do koalas count?
@Morrison-saber-toothАй бұрын
@@Buttonjira koalas are marsupials so... not
@ButtonjiraАй бұрын
@@Morrison-saber-tooth there sometimes called koala bears…soooooo
@raymondsmith2040Ай бұрын
Fozzie: 1% but it's his jokes that'll kill you first
@amysheldon369Ай бұрын
For years I knew there was a saying about bears, but couldn't remember what I was told! Then you came across with " if its black, fight back; if its brown , lay down; if it's white white, say GOOD NIGHT!
@ganymede6535Ай бұрын
Broo that is a good one😂
@elleray9293Ай бұрын
And if it’s a sloth, your face coming off 😳
@ganymede6535Ай бұрын
@@elleray9293 if it is a Kodiak, stay the f*ck back
@DneilB00712 күн бұрын
If you see a polar bear in the wild, you should be aware that they have already chosen the wine pairing.
@The_Loveable_AlienАй бұрын
*encountering humans* American Bears: oh shit, I'm out European Bears: 😳 I- don't mind me... any other bear: OH YOU WANNA GO?!
@Max_R_MaMintАй бұрын
Truth. Over here, though, they just assume everyone has a gun.
@bullgravy6906Ай бұрын
And over here they’re the biggest and baddest thing around. Everywhere else, exception of polar bears in Alaska, something tries to murk them
@Yoda_Gaming1738Ай бұрын
american bears found out that adreline was in fact, not a joke when they decided to attack american settlers
@sanneoi6323Ай бұрын
It's probably the guns. Who wants to mess with a creature that carries around a death stick that can end your life instantly?
@darthplagueis13Ай бұрын
I'd say Brown Bears in most of Europe aren't likely to go ape-shit on you. They're either gonna share the reaction of the American bears, or be like "Don't mind me" while continuing to rummage through your garbage. It's mostly the Asian bears that compete with tigers and leopards that are more trigger happy.
@BeaglzRok1Ай бұрын
An anecdote on Polar Bears, my friend's uncle was with some buds hunting seals in Svalbard, a series of arctic islands. It's the only place in Norway where carrying a firearm is mandatory, specifically because of polar bears. Also snowmobiles, I heard a trainer pulled up to a guy going 40km/h and said "you're going too slow" for the same reason. But I digress, allegedly Unc and the team got their seal, had some drinks to celebrate, and set up camp. On watch, they're roused to arms, and ended up having to spend the night fighting off (read: shooting at) somewhere between 3-5 bears trying to get their catch. Even if it didn't happen, that's a damn good horror movie and entirely believable.
@BadficwriterАй бұрын
Reminds me of Call of Duty: World at War's zombie mode. They were playing a fishing game and then suddenly it was a timed Survive the Polar Bears game. 😄
@themastergluesnifferАй бұрын
“Call me Joe Rogan or a Grindr Gladiator” is WILD
@justthecommentsАй бұрын
FFS 😭
@LordVulcan93Ай бұрын
Diabolical, even.
@Max_R_MaMintАй бұрын
I heard that but it didnt register until I read this... with the "e" missing. 🤣🤣
@geronimoflairАй бұрын
I usually catch all his jokes but I missed that one
@andersjjensenАй бұрын
@@geronimoflair He said "can call me gay".
@neilarnold5506Ай бұрын
This was such a cool concept for a video, and I think it would be cool to see it with other species of animals as well. Also HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
@maddog7173Ай бұрын
“I’m gonna kill the suspense right now the polar bears are 10” 12:20 Comes in with the tactical nuke sound from COD
@HenrythePaleoGuyАй бұрын
Seeing a polar bear on the horizon sounds like one of the most terrifying things ever. Seeing something like that jogging towards you is mind-meltingly scary.
@genericname2747Ай бұрын
They're hard to see because they blend in :D
@malice5863Ай бұрын
@@genericname2747 Especially in whiteouts where they are invisible, literal cooked moment if you are in that situation
@alyssarichardson254413 күн бұрын
ikr?? I'm Australian and will never understand why people from NA think of Australia as the land of deadly critters - you can cut those bird-eating spiders (funnel web) and any of our deadly snakes to pieces easily with a shovel, dealing with a bear seems like I'd need a shotgun, and I'd get my ass kicked by the recoil (I've fired guns at my uncles farm, they were all like 100 years old though)
@_chirp_610810 күн бұрын
Pack it up, by the time you see it, it's seen you since last week
@HenrythePaleoGuy10 күн бұрын
@@_chirp_6108 Very true lol
@sonnythebigdummy6151Ай бұрын
Best way to avoid bears is staying out of their territory and Leaving them the hell alone.
@annastark3786Ай бұрын
That's why I live in Australia
@izzymhee2430Ай бұрын
@@annastark3786 Not bringing up the drop bears is diabolical! An ignorant tourist could get in real trouble and- .....ohhhhh..... Never mind. Good on ya
@Taz-ey4jlАй бұрын
Howabout no unless a human owns the land we can go wherever we want otherwise we may as well stay in our houses because as far as non human animals are concerned anywhere they mark is their territory so we might as by your terrible idea not leave our houses or even exist.
@genericname2747Ай бұрын
@@Taz-ey4jl You're going to get mauled
@genericname2747Ай бұрын
Except Polar Bears. They'll come to you
@maargenbx1454Ай бұрын
I have no idea how this ended up in my vid feed but it was fun to watch. I refuse to go anywhere there’s ever been a bear sighting so I’m good.
@usmhАй бұрын
You always have a way with words, but "outeverything you" still struck me as a gem.
@DanGamingFan2406Ай бұрын
"There's a lot to unpack here." Right? Exactly how do these people plan to fold a whole elephant with their bare hands? They're huge, strong, and unlike 8% of the U.S., really smart.
@watershipup7101Ай бұрын
Really, how do they think they stand a chance against any of the animals below "large dog", especially Chimps? Have they not heard the stories?
@genjis5155Ай бұрын
More than enough hubris to make Icarus blush.
@thusnameddigital9397Ай бұрын
@@watershipup7101Yeah, or at least seen Nope. Maybe they could survive a fight with a kangaroo, but it's a big maybe.
@alanjefferson1127Ай бұрын
Elephants have weaknesses, I'm not saying a human could do this with an elephant attacking him, but a man can dig with his bare hands and if he has time he can dig and disguise a trench that will mobility kill an elephant. An elephant with a broken leg/knee is cooked all the way through. The fight condition just seems to be "bare hands," if there's specific conditions like "confined to an Amazon warehouse, nowhere to hide or run," then of course the man is dead meat. Maybe we shouldn't dismiss the 8%, but ask instead, "what do they know that I don't?"
@CT-7567CaptainRex6Ай бұрын
Tbh I don't think many people could take an eagle that has the surprise effect. But without it more people could take them but they are still really strong and dangerous. A great dane would take a human I think
@ammaokami4479Ай бұрын
People are gawking at the percentages of people who think they could beat a grizzly or an elephant, but I'm just glad 51% stopped at medium sized dog Also, happy birthday!
@IneffableMasqueradeАй бұрын
The correct answer is a big ass tortoise or a porcupine. Things that don't require much strength to fight and things that are to slow or have a hard time actually fatally injuring you. Slightly bigger than a medium sized dog and you will eventually find a way around their defense with smarts. Anything even slightly bigger and you're pushing your luck.
@technicaldifficulties368Ай бұрын
It depends what the fight is about too tbh.
@ZukiniliniАй бұрын
@@IneffableMasquerade :FiniiOgey:
@AK-jt7khАй бұрын
@@IneffableMasqueradePorcupine?!?? 😂😂😂
@murphyrecords16Ай бұрын
@@technicaldifficulties368ngl I would fight a bear for cheeseburger
@Overwatch17Ай бұрын
I'm more shocked that 28% don't think they could beat a rat in a fight.
@blufudgecrispyrice8528Ай бұрын
They do eat children tho
@Saga_Anserum29 күн бұрын
have you *seen* Splinter?!?!?!
@tymunsterАй бұрын
I think i like the question "whats the smallest animal you cant take in a fight" even more, cause you either get something way bigger than you should or honey badger
@genericname2747Ай бұрын
blue-ringed octopus
@MotoHikesАй бұрын
4:20 Not the squad dressed like pandas to release one 💀💀💀💀
@Zak-tk8wv4 күн бұрын
The panda crawling away was adorable
@neilpk70Ай бұрын
I used to teach high school in Tuktoyaktuk. In the winter, it's dark most of the time. The walk from home to the school was about 500m,. Since I liked to go in early, there were some mornings after I'd heard about hunters shooting a polar bear inside the hamlet's limits, I'd run as fast as my legs could carry me. The thought that "One of those monsters I saw stuffed at the airport could come out of the cold, snowy dark and carry me away to chow down on, never to be seen or heard from again" lent me extra energy.
@dragonbread1790Ай бұрын
That sounds like one hell of a morning workout
@NuniaBiznazАй бұрын
They wouldn't so much bother to carry you away so much as they would probably slap you down and sit on you while munching away.
@Void6372821 күн бұрын
1:20 that bear walking near the door is cute tho 💀
@sadlavender6811Ай бұрын
Polar cub in the thumbnail: 🐱 Polar mama behind: 💀
@genericname2747Ай бұрын
Aww! I want to hug it. But I won't
@sadlavender6811Ай бұрын
@@genericname2747 We want to. *But we must not.*
@PonianYouTubeАй бұрын
@@sadlavender6811 I mean Parma what are you trying to do? Give it **more** motivation to kill you?
@Duckduckgoose112Ай бұрын
@@sadlavender6811stay focused brothers! We must stay focused!
@user-ok2lw9cc1zАй бұрын
"If it's brown get down, if it's black fight back, and if it's white like powder....this will be your final hour." -- Casual Geographic
@og.shadefurАй бұрын
why do sun bears look like a human dressed up as a bear
@opheliamunroe1110Ай бұрын
The universe loves a good joke animal. Like. Have you seen the ocean sunfish?? Utterly ridiculous.
@clinically_insane_PuppetsАй бұрын
Idk I guess they just built like that💀
@Mehmeh968Ай бұрын
@@opheliamunroe1110 I heard that the Sunfish' survival strategy is jacking up on HP, reducing their number of pain nerves, and just pray that whatever' eating them is too full to keep eating them.
@macaronsncheese9835Ай бұрын
@@Mehmeh968 actually no they're pretty good at what they do. Yeah being unappetizing is part of it, but turns out they're proficient deep sea hunters in their own right and not as useless or stupid as they've been made out to be.
@NightmarecatalystАй бұрын
Why do trees look like trees
@seagoulcoulberg8 күн бұрын
"Make it an 8.5.. if you know, you know" You kill me, man
@lfr8666Ай бұрын
My friends just went hiking and realized there was a mama black bear with two cubs hiding off-trail ahead (I think someone else had startled them). They stopped some distance away and waited for the bears to re-emerge, only for Mama to come out and start walking towards them, as if to say, "Back up further!" Very polite of her, honestly.
@NobodyLikesThePlasticBearАй бұрын
Most black bears actually are very polite! They may “bluff charge” you in defense of their cubs, but they’ll immediately stop if they think you’ve got the message. There’s video evidence supporting this on @bearstudy (I can’t remember the exact video but I believe it’s one of Juliet’s den cam videos).
@BreandanOCiarraiАй бұрын
A couple of weeks ago one randomly walked into a house, opened the freezer and gently pulled out some meat, politely closed it again, and walked out. Our bears here in Alaska range from Homicidal Fluff Muffin to Dapper Furry Gentleman, it's a weird existence
@justinw1765Ай бұрын
@@BreandanOCiarrai A bit like people in that sense. Wide variety.