15 Prison Slang Words You Must Know

If you want to sound tough in prison, you have to know the prison slang. GMM #189
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[@JessiDavin]

Rhett's face when he said "back door parole" was priceless!

[@Chelliniful]

back door parole my mind was sooo in the gutter lol

[@Thefluffyyokai]

yeah same here.....

[@AbDuLlAhAnDeRsSoN]

lol so true i was laughing my ass of until they said what it meant then I looked and felt like a total jackass

[@katlynfoster6174]

OMG lmao Rhett's face when Link said back door parole had me laughing so hard I fell off my chair

[@mariar.5800]

Also Link's face though XD

[@laminateallama1977]

let's be honest when link said " back door parole" we all thought the same thing -3-

[@mariar.5800]

"Back door parole" show me one person who thought something innocent when they heard that 😂

[@redeyedrubin]

I thought it was the same as 'tossing salad'...'I like mine with jelly'

[@mediumraretunafish9621]

I thought it meant escaping

[@jaredmitchener9175]

Medium Rare Tuna Fish me too

[@greymatter8023]

I am positive it's an international stereotype!

[@karen5340]

I thought lockdown

[@TheBlackKnight1o1]

I thought backdoor parole meant rape.

[@UndyingZombie]

Hey little Billy, what do you want to be when you grow up? *Billy tilts his head* Death! * Grins evily as he reveals his knife* Well.. I have a feeling Billy plans on starting early in his career...

[@KIAMIAKA]

I think ill join chuckie now

[@user-vz8td1jb6j]

"Back Door Parole" Don't worry Rhett, I thought the same thing.

[@bestpsymusicbest2607]

😂😂😂😂👌👌 Same here hahaha

[@hypn0tized815]

If someone says, "HAPPY KEISTER" run.

[@isabellaguerrera3468]

Link to Rhett: "Pay attention you're gonna need this someday." I literally died

[@efrenmontolivo503]

RIP Vanilla, hopefully these terms are helpful in the afterlife lol

[@isabellaguerrera3468]

kakkoiBakemono lol :)

[@MeenyMcSweeny]

EGAD! You must be a zombie!

[@georgeii2203]

should we write you a eulogy?

[@mrburke1998]

Isabella, i'm not sure you know what "literally" means :(

[@skullcrushers1000]

You got jigs for grandma's crew why I take jack-rabbit parole, but give Jimmy back door parole, he already dipped in the Kool-Aid while we planned this. He's also is 3 knees deep from the dance on the black top. It's either that or he's leavin in a four piece suit. You can have my Cadillac while I'm gone, there's some road-kill hidden in it. You deserve it, your in all day anyways. I got the stuff keistered, hid it in the safe, I put it in the hoop, and packed the rabbit. The ninja turtles may be on me. All I'm wearin is my peels but I cut the legs off so I can run better.

[@candidacalderon2708]

nice.

[@skullcrushers1000]

Candida Calderon Thanks.

[@skullcrushers1000]

***** As long as the video.

[@candidacalderon2708]

Lol.

[@TheKisame808]

i applaud you

[@eleanordelbaere9222]

'Backdoor Parole' combined with Rhett's reaction is the most I have ever laughed at GMM.

[@bobloblaw914]

never let the kool aid man goto prison. he'll break the walls saying OH YEAH

[@tchallamama5600]

Hey derpy hooves

[@bobloblaw914]

Tootpanda Awesome Gaming and Awesome Stuff how do they keep finding me

[@kyybooty]

bobloblaw914 And the coppers will go OH NO

[@shashtuabebaw6610]

kyybooty good time

[@blueboy1958]

the best excape king

[@EmAViking]

In Swedish prisons you get pocket money, you get good food three times a day, you get free use of a gym, free access to library, education and work. The money spent on food in prison is about $ 3.60 per meal The money spent on food in schools is about $ 0.60 per meal This is all tax financed, so uh yeah... Criminals get better food than students...

[@EmAViking]

You don't need to murder someone to end up in prison, it's better if you do some sort of economical scam (harder punishment for economical crimes than murders or rape - logics I know).

[@rainbowsim3507]

Em A Viking I don't want to go jail even in Sweden I mean I go to a good school big library, food comes restaurants, and Good education.... SO my school is equal to a swedish prison

[@eshanmanchanda9409]

Now I know why that makes sense And bro by the way the name is really awesome no kidding.

[@EmAViking]

Eshan Manchanda Whose? Mine? :P

[@SL3APYH3AD11]

Lunch money in my school is like $2.15

[@WheatleyOS]

"And you Swedish fans, I'm sure you have a whole 'nother set of lingo for your prisons" Yeah, mainly because Sweden has it's own language, lol

[@genesisschat5698]

"Or you can watch this with your friends" Lol what friends😂

[@mymble3367]

"Think to yourself or your friend, whoever you're watching this with" Me:*looks around empty room and cries*

[@CeliaNightstep]

In Norway it would be better going to prison than a elderly home! (I am dead serious)

[@Ablocko]

Same in Sweden

[@440benmac]

LMAO you ever been to prison?

[@tme98]

benson slack it's true, in Norway we have tv's and windows in prison cells ( still not possible to escape though)

[@CeliaNightstep]

and in eldery home it is cold meals and one shower a week.

[@Ash-qm2sp]

That Zangoose though!!!

[@dont_harsh_my_mellow]

I thought roadkill was a prisoner who died in a fight and everyone just left him there.....like roadkill.

[@zoltanfisher3140]

I thought it meant a dumb person who wandered into the street and got run over by a vehicle.

[@dont_harsh_my_mellow]

Eh.....we were both close enough.

[@whyBryan]

Zoltan Fisher that is what it actually means but in prison it means recycles cigs

[@OMagnatinho]

True dat

[@ravynnlivy8495]

Mee too

[@dogelol6960]

I'll go right now , commit a crime and use this slang to show that I'm smart. Wow, such a great advice, couldn't live without it, GMM.

[@ok-mi2gs]

Add me on roblox if you have it then im a Doge...my names Marpashisawesome

[@dogelol6960]

K, I'll add ya. My nickname is Rewbleex, btw.

[@karinamelgar9394]

Add me too it's daisy77127

[@goinkosu]

Add me i am "User not found"

[@melanie.flores6157]

Tyler Platt add me im STFUman12

[@heathers1025]

Chuck's note matched pitch w/ the outro music!

[@lynntils]

I just googled a swedish prison, MAN it looks better than my house!

[@breathingpenguin2891]

You should look up a Norwegian prison!

[@Pile_of_carbon]

Well, check this comic and it'll be clear why we basically lock people in a library. satwcomic.com/what-to-do-what-to-do

[@alfie2373]

i know it look fuc**** amazing

[@cotionicar]

than try to look at norways second largest one its a fucking kindergarden or hotel

[@RavenWolfGamingNBAMixes]

SO TRUE

[@Bjorn308]

I thought back door parole meant you got out by giving someone sexual favors, LOL.

[@t-mag3004]

Translation: If you ever find youself in an American prison, you'll be glad you know these slang words.

[@rachelragusa2312]

Omg this episode was so funny😂 Absolutely genius. Rhett's definition of Grandma's was priceless 😆

[@haileysimon584]

I thought ninja turtles was someone who escapes from the sewers

[@forironyssake9408]

Don't drop the soap.

[@jasongoodman6042]

Know that one

[@wesleyjeanpierre741]

Jason Goodman

[@isaiah1931]

Ha

[@mikesko812]

Breanna Daniels Really?

[@jademurtagh4493]

I always thought it was a warning cause if you dropped the soap and then bent over to get it you would be unwillingly taken in the butt .

[@beccapotvin1982]

Watching this in 2018 and it’s crazy to see how far y’all have come! Easily my favorite show to watch!

[@jordanjackson4144]

This is still one of my favourite episodes. Rhett and Link are so giddy hahaha

[@Sunny-ic8nu]

when he said happy Keiser I was like oh heyyyyy. Cause today it's easter

[@ILikeTallMen]

This is one of my favorite episodes from GMM ever! I love how many times they crack up.

[@baltimorez-wad7281]

I love that their prison voices sound like pirates (Rhett) and bad New York accents (Link)

[@jpopdubber]

I like how Rhett was actually trying at the beginning, but by the end, he was just spouting nonsense. 😍 "Happy keister!"

[@Darkest_Soul_187]

I heard a better one for escape '' To catch a midnight train''

[@emomotherfuckershavesnowfl2903]

Going anywhereeeeeee

[@ultraairsoftbrandt]

JJ Sofs haha

[@KillerKillYo100]

I thought that back-door parole was basically "night night and keep your butt-hole tight

[@kenyajoanna4117]

same

[@austinshane6880]

I have been watching your show for a long time. I love it. Link is my favorite but rhett is hillarious!

[@bennyclive3481]

Going through the previous seasons again. Great stuff guys. Keep the up hill climb going.

[@microgammer4473]

this is an a and b conversation c your way out before d jumps over e and f's you up like a g while h laughs and i starts to call the cops but j and k knock him out cause L is still on parole from the time m and n tried to jump o and the p showed up while q ran off r got shot s stepped and down and t caught thw whole thing on camera and went to show his boss u who said that they should talk to v and w so that x can get a hit out on him before y tells z and everything gets out of hand

[@kincaiddamion2547]

lol points for creativity XD

[@justinmallroy1879]

+++

[@ironichoodies]

Aaaaand the capitals?

[@MacWilly]

What about "drop the soap."

[@expause6182]

they give you liquid soap now.

[@LocalActingWeirdo]

Brandon Colomy what if you drop the liquid soap?

[@food6430]

Im meako

[@Freedster]

Brandon Colomy wait, how would you know?

[@brentsalladay7809]

no comment wanna be my celly? lol

[@agentwashingtub9167]

I wasn't planning on going to prison but now that you mention it...

[@baltimorez-wad7281]

Still one of the funniest GMM episodes

[@thegoynextdoor]

9:28 "Grabbin' peels"

[@ThePhantomSafetyPin]

Peels here!

[@mineraftguy123]

***** PEELS PEELS PEELS PEELS PEELS PEELS

[@thegoynextdoor]

+mineraftguy123 pppppppppppppppppppppeelz here!

[@sadedmusic2619]

mineraftguy123 shut up ur dippin in the kool-aig

[@christianarauz3739]

Grabbin peels grabbing peels :) lfd louis

[@thomascampbell350]

I thought roadkill was new prisoners

[@gravybiscuit3928]

Me too

[@BloodDragon592]

Madyson Reed i thoguht it was prisoners who escaped then were killed outside of prison

[@catfishhunter6597]

new prisoners are called new fish.

[@str8and821]

+Joe Thompson fresh fish

[@krislozano0703]

That moment when I officially fell in love with your channel. I laughed so loud I snorted!!

[@bunbacheso]

I laughed out loud at the "Keister" part, especially when Link listed other terms for it, haha.

[@GrapeSource]

Who else though back door parole was rape?

[@Russianbadass2012]

ikr first thing that popped into my mind

[@GrapeSource]

lol i tink every tought that

[@TheJokxification]

awesomeme1215 Who didn't think that within the first second would be a better question.

[@GrapeSource]

TheJokxification It wasnt much of a question.

[@Russianbadass2012]

lmao

[@mahdimohamedsani7410]

3:31 Best moment in the whole video!!

[@spiketamara2007]

im trying to figure out how it is that ive watched a ton of your videos and i still keep finding more and more and more i cant find the end lol keep it up guys

[@jackthebro6548]

This is my favorite episode of GMM ever!

[@GiannaPlays6969]

Omg.. next time my uncle calls, I'm gonna talk to him using these xD He's in prison for stealing.

[@darien7355]

LOL XD the slang part not lol he's in jail...

[@xydoit2024]

This was an helpful chapter for you

[@lunix46]

Lol im from sweden xD Now i can see what i got infront of me :P

[@angeloszucs4587]

Jag kan svenska men är inte svensk

[@lunix46]

Angelo szucs Nice!

[@Symaconplaysgames]

Angelo szucs google translate much

[@lunix46]

Symaconplaysgames Me?

[@apstrayrat9918]

Symaconplaysgames its like that cuz swedish doesnt translate into proper english grammer.

[@enderlord5412]

thank you youtube. and rhett and link are awesome.

[@WildThlngs]

Lincoln, NE!!! We're on the map!!

[@Chemdawg0360]

watched the whole video, instantly forgot everything.

[@ghettomist1575]

You guys are somewhat accurate with your accents there are allot of Italians in NY prisons.

[@connortowns4472]

I am so glad that my cousins showed me the two best you tubers of all time, Rhett & Link

[@ainsleydavis2922]

"If someone wishes you a happy Keister, run." -Link 2012 😂

[@amonkey98]

If you watch good mythical morning, I think that is enough incentive to not go to prison.

[@mavymagdowney9798]

Well, at least we learned somehting from this, Link does a great Mickey mouse impression...

[@rainyday4970]

+Mavymag Downey Exactly.

[@rainyday4970]

+Mavymag Downey Exactly.

[@mavymagdowney9798]

And you repeated why??

[@bobeode]

+Mavymag Downey sometimes KZbin does that, it tells you the comment didn't send through, and it really does so you end up sending it twice. Just wanted to clarify :D

[@mavymagdowney9798]

Abby O. THANKS!

[@micky939]

Awesome Episode! I was laughing so hard!

[@markp44288]

Wow I miss the music to these intros so much. That hit a great place in my heart.

[@droctagonapus89]

There is a prison term called "boss." It's a term used for guards that are gullible or stupid prisoners. What you're supposed to do is reverse it to ssob, or 'stupid son of a b**ch

[@solomonthekaijudemon344]

Link: Back door parole Me: *Clenches butt* OH SHIT HAHAHA!!!!

[@RohRohEvans]

this video was so funny I've not been a fan for long but was laughing my head off also need tips for expanding my channel

[@ccglover89]

Omg I love you guys! This sh*t is hilarious!! Sending hugs and snugs your way!!

[@chikenbone2]

when i was a young teen, we used to pick up cigarette butts and smoke them, we called them refries.

[@RancidHamwallet]

well call that here in Australia being a scummy fuck

[@chikenbone2]

You guys seem like the angry sort.

[@RancidHamwallet]

Pissed off and mad about it!

[@billbuck3590]

***** ahahaha fucking Americans man

[@TorturedDemonArtist]

Bill Buck hey.............-_-

[@TheBladeWolf]

I keep forgetting Nebraska is a state...

[@bluexunicorn668]

I live there

[@BigNick419andholding]

Yeah, me too. I wasn't born here, tho.

[@spinylordship7671]

Lincoln is part of Link's name, too. :3

[@sacredhealstv901]

I was born in Lincoln, I was tabbed out so I tabbed in like wough wough wough

[@sydneesneed7873]

***** lol

[@Must23]

Love how link prisoner accent there

[@amandamacintosh3664]

you guys are the best you tub channel ever

[@BalubishTech]

Hi I am from Sweden. Note: Swedish prisoners get more expensive food than the kids in schooll worth wise. Yeah I dont get it either. Homeless ppl usually do small crimes over christmas so they get caught and can go to prison, get a warm room, bed and wached clothes, and food.

[@lilyliao9521]

@@BalubishTech youre just yepping at your own comment

[@ParadoxPupper]

i thought roadkill meant an inmate that was basically guaranteed to get caught escaping and get put on deathrow or somethingorother.

[@rbriseno8756]

Rhett was on fire--his answers killed me!

[@maximegagnon1752]

Rhett made me laugh so hard in this one! XD

[@porkypine602]

When link said the slay everytime I thought it is something about rape LOL

[@stevendiaz9949]

Watching earlier episodes in 2016 !

[@user-vw6ms3fl7q]

me too

[@pizzababy1148]

I'm not I haven't watched this episode for days💸🦀🍕📰

[@patterson1883]

😀

[@grantzastrow687]

same

[@whitopia16]

2017

[@sisideblanc2959]

"This is an A. B. conversation. C. your way out of it." -Rhett

[@shadowkitty4662]

I love Rhett and Lin!!

[@jessecoffins8832]

Link's kid voice sounds like Towelie

[@IIISetIII]

I thought of Mickey Mouse

[@baconcoqslapthethird1483]

Holy hell...he does sound like towlie...dafuq?

[@alexanderacosta1629]

FrankP no it's towlia from south park

[@davidquinn7822]

Wanna get high?

[@AttaBek1422]

where's 'drop the soap'?

[@em-ri4uf]

It's too well known..

[@Emily-pv3kg]

i was really hooping they would bring it up... its a shame really...

[@jordynjones2506]

Yousef Atta they didnt put it on the list because they didnt want to get flagged

[@wyattwatson9848]

This is my favorite gmm

[@kate-yo9rv]

Best episode ever!

[@thaincrediblemaier]

Your high voice sounds like stoned micky mouse and the prison guys voice sounds like someone between moe and vinnie stigma ;)

[@SayLona]

10:19 NOOOOOOOOO It breaks my non-existant cold heart to think that either one of them smokes... Losing all respect for my favorite people...

[@ShaunaJade96]

Rhett's prison voice is perfect

[@mjkittie]

The Kool-Aid thing, "You are all up in my Kool-Aid and don't even know the flavor!"

[@sarahbethards]

I was thinking "back door parole" meant like someone who was lookout while someone raped someone else hahaha.

[@charcoallarhsey]

i like the way you think ...

[@cheyennemiller4563]

Prison slang (from the video) All Day: Life sentence Back door parole: To die in prison Cadillac: It's the bunk, the inmates' actual bed (straight from what Link said) Three Knee Deep: To stab someone so they're not killed, but are injured. Usually as a warning, as in, "If you make me mad again, I won't go three knee deep, I'll go all the way. Dance on the blacktop: To get stabbed Dipping in the Kool Aid: Attempting to join in a conversation that you have no place in or are not welcome in (this applies to everyone). Four-piece suit: A full set of restraints composed of handcuffs, leg irons, and (idk I couldn't catch the last thing) I got jigs: Keep a look-out, watch for officers. Grandma's: The cell of the gang leader. Jackrabbit Parole: To escape your cell Keister: Idk what Link said. Sorry!! Monkey Mouth: A prisoner who goes on and on about nothing Ninja Turtles: Guards dressed in full riot gear (people who watch The Walking Dead please reply who/what it makes you think of) Peels: The orange jumpsuits worn by prisoners in some facilities. Roadkill: Cigarette butts picked up from the side of the road by prison workcrew and brought back to the facility and collected. The tobacco is then rerolled with toilet paper to smoke. That's all!!!! :)

[@106TGFamily]

Keister is to hide drugs up ur ass

[@cheyennemiller4563]

jimmy long r u talking to me? if not lol

[@brendansalerno3781]

jimmy long No it's "in the hoop."

[@rockerbarbie88]

I guessed right on all day and jackrabbit parole and a few other ones

[@SlenderManIsComing4U]

DAYUMMM That's not slang...

[@kellypatterson9456]

You guys r killin' me.

[@mauigio]

You guys are awesome funny as hail!!

[@pearlsaunders1194]

When I hear their prison voices I hear the 1920's.

[@tobiaspudenz7645]

I dont know why but i want a choclate milk but i cant go down its 3:30 am and my parents are angry when they see me now

[@oliviasue6884]

SAME I just had chocolate milk lol

[@kolion17]

Rhett reminds me of my brother in law more and more with each episode I watch...

[@ninja30411]

Thanks this really helped me

[@ZMZreloaded]

Ya'll forgot about "badoosy"

[@myggdestroyer6485]

7:12 did Link Call rhett dad?

[@SlayerPrincess]

"he's even got the slippers on!" that part makes me chuckle every time.

[@tattoosbychrisg]

This was HILARIOUS

[@Bhetacarn]

they can tell the speed according to where you are on the picture. thats how planes can clock you. they have marked lines on the interstate and according to when you reach the line they can tell your speed. they then have coppers waiting for you... how do i know? my lawyer told me

[@vjpearce]

1:01 Link sounds like Mickey Mouse

[@SZINNAPALM]

roadkill is also called snipes, you guys kick ass i have found a solid youtube channel in years

[@CarpetStainRemover]

I'm so glad this video exists