15 Things Christians Say to Atheists (And Shouldn't)

[@thespanishinquisition6242]

When Christians tell me I don't believe in God because I just want to sin, I tell them they don't believe in Allah because they just want to eat pork. They just love bacon.

[@thespanishinquisition6242]

osaro goya Yes, but apparently Jesus appeared to a disciple in a dream telling him it was actually okay. Either way, in general, Christians eat pork while Muslims don't.

[@Kevin15047]

+The Spanish Inquisition I wasn't expecting you. 😄

[@thespanishinquisition6242]

+Kevin15047 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[@IdkLeaveMeAloneYo]

+The Spanish Inquisition Why don't you believe in God?

[@thespanishinquisition6242]

Jesus-is LORD I was a Christian, then took the time to think it through and ask questions. I determined that the Christianity and the Bible had far too many inaccuracies, injustices, absurdities, and similarites to other religions to justify being a Christian.

[@Liz-mm1sy]

As an atheist I am not offended by others religions, until it infringes on my life and that of those I love.

[@YoursTrulyThe1Pony]

Like Native Americans

[@GuyChooo]

@@YoursTrulyThe1Pony wdym

[@GuyChooo]

@Ethan Wilde oh ok thanks

[@Alex-yr8iy]

As a Christian it pisses me off when a religious person forces their beliefs on others , I mean it's ok to say what you believe in but don't force people to believe what you believe And the same goes for atheism tho I'm cool with ya , just don't force your atheism on me and I won't force my faith on you

[@narwhals4550]

@wolf dog what pisses me off is thoughts and prayers. Oh, your mom just died of cancer? Sending thoughts and prayers.

[@viviank6905]

I told my friend that I'm an atheist and she told her mom. Her mom doesn't want her to ever speak to me again. Boy oh boy do I love today's society

[@theprayinggirl1587]

PlutoIsMahBae :3 just because you have a friend who's atheist, doesn't mean you shouldn't talk to that person. Just pray for them to get God back into their life.

[@VetusXRoxy1202]

Sara Rose please re-read that comment buddy, they're the ones who's losing a friend because of their friends parents lol.

[@theprayinggirl1587]

Creative Productions and how will you do that ?

[@theprayinggirl1587]

Creative Productions have you ever tried praying so how do you know it doesn't work?

[@markusallred6246]

PlutoIsMahBae :3 I don't tell any of my friends for that reason, when they ask me what I am I just don't answer or change the subject or act like I didn't hear them😂

[@moopoo8841]

Actually being an atheist is pretty easy because you don't really worry about going to hell and you get to sleep in on sundays

[@astrid1870]

LOL.

[@kevinbacon5492]

Or praying before a meal.

[@crierkaiien9351]

Or staying hungry from day to night.

[@mickspen5709]

Moo Poo ah yes I love sleeping in on Sundays

[@direfulkn1f337]

And you won't need to feel guilty for watching porn!!

[@M-.-M]

once a christian girl was talking to me about how god is real and how she felt it. As i started to debunk everything she said with logic, she told me "You can't feel god if you use logic."

[@Danny-ep6fm]

ahahhahaha oh thats just ahahahh oh thats oh hilarious!!!

[@M-.-M]

i know -.-

[@nerdnation1076]

So she basically called all Christians Idiots and that Stupidity is how we will survive? Well I hope no one else is like this.

[@beanie9574]

lol Maybe all believers want to feel special in someway, of being watched and loved and protected. Thats why they believe so blindly. we athiests believe we ourselves are responsible for protecting ourselves, choosing whats right and wrong, and not refer a book to base our morality meter.

[@nerdnation1076]

+Wicked Ranger which btw is true...

[@kategriffiths7205]

Jesus can walk on water, I can walk on watermelons, watermelons are 99% water, I am 99% Jesus.

[@MichaelPlaczek]

whoa

[@DookCraftZookdook1]

+Ryan Griffiths Ice is 100% water; I can walk on ice. well I can slide on it and make it look like walking. Anyway, I'm officially Jesus.

[@tylerbennett4488]

Isn't it like, 87% water or something? I heard once that Watermelons are 1% off of clouds.

[@adrianbornabasic7499]

+Ryan Griffiths I can walk on ice, ice is water in solid state! I am 100% Jesus!

[@MichaelPlaczek]

yus

[@CitizenDuarte]

So I recently told my parents that I'm an atheist..... They almost immediately started judging me. Best parents ever

[@Vazel]

my dad is an atheist my mom believes in god but not religious gods. she believes that there is a strong power we cant see. Gotta agree with my dad XD

[@idiotprincess2049]

Buddy Duarte I feel you. It's like coming out as homosexual to homophobic parents

[@theprayinggirl1587]

Buddy Duarte their not judging you, just trying to tell you it's better to have God in your life.

[@fukitafugoter5805]

You don´t know that, you weren´t there, I´m just saying, don´t take it personal.

[@AydenHub]

Sara Rose it's better to have a flying sky daddy that tells you "it's okay, don't try to deal with your problems yourself, just ask me!". It's not better to have God in your life because he doesn't exist

[@demonicatomic3063]

for the people who ask "where did the mountains come from?" Did you have a 3rd grade education?

[@xdud7483]

XD

[@jackbond5348]

Some do, Ninjaswift Third grade education Understanding little Presuming things Intellectually challenged D.U.M.B. as FLlCK uneducated intellectually challenged delusional wannabe atheists that don't understand the Bible's parables, coincidentally also think that tectonic plate theory is real, they haven't got a bloody clue that our ancestors actually built the mountains. It's basically all of the brain-dead world wide curriculums that are producing pathetic pretentious prats, that become parrots repeating prattle.

[@commentcopbadge6665]

Or maybe they're still in the 3rd grade.

[@dankhill_]

@@jackbond5348 Nice, you spelled out stupid with the first letter of every line!

[@rhoydplaz2853]

Hahahah

[@georgesorkin1609]

"Where would you go when you die?" The coffin.

[@crierkaiien9351]

In a decorated box

[@eenernanis2664]

George Sorkin ba dum tiss

[@YoursTrulyThe1Pony]

The ground

[@marialindell9874]

If possible, 50/50 coffind and a flower pot with a lid.

[@chadrasmussen6127]

Lol yup

[@jwalts10]

When I was young, I believed in Santa Clause. I also believed in God. Then I grew up and saw the evidence that pointed to Santa Clause not being real. Then I saw all the evidence that pointed to God not being real, it is as simply as that with most young atheists. We're not immoral or wanting to sin, we just value logic enough to realize that God isn't real. It's the same reason people don't truly believe unicorns exist even if there was an outdated book written on them. Atheists don't have a problem with Christians, it's just upsetting when Christians question us and then insult and offend us, stereotyping us for not believing in something they believe in. I don't insult you for believing in God, so please don't insult us for valuing logic.

[@HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote]

I was around nine and I found out in the exact same way. And I was NINE! Nine year olds think EMOTIONALLY not LOGICALLY! I figured it out all by my self despite what I wanted to believe at the time. I'm so proud of my nine-year-old self! 😂

[@JuniorShepherd]

Well said, and i respect your decision for why you are an Atheist. However i wouldn't trust man's logic either. If you can't trust God, trusting man's logic just as bad or even worse. Better that you trust in nothing at all. Human beings will ALWAYS find some "logical" answer to defend their wrong doings and their beliefs whether true or not. The justice system these days is so broken. I can wake up today and believe that i should have a right to marry my cell phone and guess what. There are actually courts that would hear me out. Did you not hear of the man that almost won his case in court because he wanted to marry his Apple MacBook Pro? If you look around and read or watch the news, how much of it is actually good logical stuff? Most of it is evil and foolishness. Headlines just as an example, "Georgia man kills another over a cheeseburger." Evolution you say? Isn't that supposed to make us better? We have all of these advances in knowledge and science, supposed cures for cancer and AIDS, the ability to control our lights in our home using our voices. But with all of these great and magnificent things we still can't fix the broken society that we live in. I rest my case.

[@jwalts10]

+Junior Shepherd Logic has allowed mankind to progress so much further in a positive way, religion has done nothing helpful for humans. And I don't mean the religious charities that help out people, I mean believing in a deity has done nothing positive for society.

[@JuniorShepherd]

That is true to some extent however I think one could say religion and believing in a deity has helped us as well to some extent. For some religion is a way of life or a path to follow. In a way when applied correctly it can help establish order and promote good values in society.unfortunately though religion has been terribly misused throughout history even in supposed biblical times. Jesus found many of the Jews to be hypocrites who treated others badly and glorified themselves. I think though that the real problem beings when people start focusing more on what the religion demands rather than who the religion is about and finding ways to help others fund true peace in their lives. Religious fanatics are no fun to be around either. 

[@jesussavedrjm6818]

+Jason Walters thats wrong

[@susanconstantine271]

I have been an atheist since I was 9 years old. I went to a Catholic school. During religion class a priest told us that a person who is evil their whole life, but asks for forgiveness just before he dies, will go to heaven and a person who has been good his whole life but told a lie just before he dies goes to hell. I guess I was a child prodigy. I am now 60 years old and still an atheist.

[@thugnutss6322]

I've been Athiest since I was 11. I'm 15 now.

[@tvdeskis6521]

that priest is on crack lmao.

[@shwoopdawoop7410]

My grandpa was in catholic school and eventually was asked to never come back

[@lulolie]

@@thugnutss6322 ay been one since 9 to 11, I'm 15 now

[@xxxod]

@@tvdeskis6521 priest wasn't lying though. He just accidentally gave light to that.

[@JoaniMaster]

i became an atheist because of reading the bible

[@chizkin3799]

JoaniMaster As did a lot of atheists

[@kevinbacon5492]

Chiz Kin I couldn't even get past the first 10 chapters of genesis before I said "this crap is stupid".

[@mickspen5709]

Kevin Bacon I couldn’t get past the first word.

[@hanzmangonon6468]

Ikr

[@theprayinggirl1587]

Which bible is that ? There's many of them

[@pluto3194]

The universe was made in China.

[@twitchyhog7732]

Someguy1237 I thought the Universe was made by our Jewish Reptillans Atheist overlords?

[@toenoblefb8627]

I almost choked...

[@innocentomb0684]

God: *get a how to make a universe step by step guide* God:*reads back of the label* Label: Made in China (This is a joke)

[@ambersart5883]

Someguy1237 yep

[@freedom1439]

Haaaa haaaaaa good one

[@ytebread4226]

Sin is for guilty people. I think most Christians today have no idea how the religion became dominant in the first place. Briefly, it went like this, be a Christian or die. That's it.

[@random_estonian5356]

Pretty much.

[@fukitafugoter5805]

Yeah, but that´s just a part of the history, because in the first place Christianism started spreading with secret meetings and stuff like that, and at that time it was all the way around (if you are a christian you die) that´s when the martirs appeared (especially in Rome, at the colosseum and others places, where it was officially recognised that there had been persecutions against christians there). But there had been Christians martirs several times in the history since then, and even now, christianism is the most (or one of the most) attacked religion in the world . In some parts of Africa and Middle East christians are disriminated and sometimes, although not so often, killed. But most of those news don´t get here.

[@josephthouvenin9692]

That's not at all how it happened...

[@lazyh-online4839]

@@josephthouvenin9692 you're not very familiar with European history are you?

[@josephthouvenin9692]

@@lazyh-online4839 no, I'm familiar with my amazing father. He loves me so much

[@danielgorzel7222]

-You are a muslim?Wow You don't act like one... - Why? -Because this crowd is still breathing.

[@destroyallbacteriad.a.b9007]

twoja stara You have earned my respect

[@pluto3194]

I don't know if I should like or dislike.

[@denismilic4443]

I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@haribra4260]

twoja stara best comment. also based on your username are you from the balkans?

[@Wixi-2000]

No. They're from Poland.

[@TheCrimsonMelody]

“You’re black? You don’t act black.” I’ve been told that.

[@applicableapple3991]

Just scream "I DO ACT BLACK, EVERYTHING I DO IS WHAT A BLACK PERSON WOULD DO BECAUSE I AM BLACK"

[@Nilsy1975]

I've heard variants of "you don't act like..." As a man. Such as: A real man would/wouldn't do that. That's a woman's job. That's not manly/effeminate.

[@starofjustice1]

@@Nilsy1975 That's even more disturbing than someone calling me non-religious. The things you said you hear sound like something a domestic abuser might potentially say.

[@Nilsy1975]

@@starofjustice1 just ask any man who worked in any female dominated profession (e.g. primary school teacher, nurse, secretary, etc,) especially over 10 years ago and he will more than likely have had one of those said to him.

[@starofjustice1]

@@Nilsy1975 Oh, I've honestly heard the same things from a few people because I don't drink beer or watch football or go to the firing range on weekends for fun.

[@forevergone5]

I believe in Christ, but I don't disrespect or judge atheists.

[@zhiracs]

Good.

[@willdavenport81]

You are now my new favorite person on the internet

[@thatnorwegianguy5732]

Marry me?

[@travisneumann715]

You are the Christians us atheists don't want to smack in the face with a chair.

[@forevergone5]

why thank you guys

[@welloofden-.-8985]

The bible is great! My favorite part is when God gives everyone free will, but then drowns them because they didn't act the way he wanted! Haha! (Lololol)

[@arnouth5260]

well_okie_den :3 ooh and do you remember the part where they kill and rape over 500 atheist And the part where god killed thousands of Egyptians for something they never did

[@kaijihiryu5973]

Someone 1282 that's my favorite part

[@anthonylong9067]

Kaiji Hiryu or the time he killed someone for being a good samaritan

[@theprayinggirl1587]

Because they were living a life of sin that's why

[@backmanbolee4853]

welloofden -.- lol good one,but the Bible is actually metaphysical science.

[@phanicandaslothatthedisco2596]

Why does religion matter to us...people can think what they want about everything (as long as it's not harming anything in any way). I don't care if your are christian, atheist or anything, if ur nice, I'll say hi!

[@mathewbruce3467]

yet 3 billion dollars is spent on churches in the US, i wonder what 3 billion could be spent on?

[@phanicandaslothatthedisco2596]

+mathew bruce Holy crap, 3 billion dollars, we could give that to people that need money...

[@mathewbruce3467]

exactly so religion may not harm us directly but indirectly they harm people who actually need help. That is why people go on about religion because without it we could offer more help to people, just by having more money

[@phanicandaslothatthedisco2596]

+mathew bruce Good point...

[@benandcathy2133]

The majority of charity organizations were started by Christians. The churches are number one in charity. Your logic here really fails.

[@randomtopics1806]

When my mom found out I was an atheist and heard me listening to these kind of videos she said: your being brainwashed and Satan has found a way to grab your soul and I'm just like 😑

[@anthonylong9067]

Randomtopics180 tell your mom “if god didnt like that, then he wouldnt have allowed me to do it. It’s god’s plan for me to be an atheist”

[@theprayinggirl1587]

She's right

[@goingtotahiti]

@@theprayinggirl1587 Just get off and find a hobby I'm angry at how uncivil and discriminative you are being how can we worship satan if we don't believe he exists?

[@basilexposistion9211]

No. Were better than this. We should debate her. Lets hear what she has to say, and then we provide our counter arguement. If we act like them and tell them to screw off for having a different opinion we wont get anywhere. So im gonna ask her to explain her reasoning

[@elyssa7080]

YOUR SO S. L. O. W. God gave you the choice to do whatever 😐 he also gave the world into humans hands to take care of it

[@UltimaJC]

At least the person who asked about the mountains didn't say "explain sunsets."

[@rubenlay610]

kutlessrocker23 IKR!!!

[@anamf247]

Shadowjc32 sun goes down, moon comes up. you can't explain that!

[@dr_doorknob4792]

Shadowjc32 Earth rotates. Case Closed XD

[@ceilingbedlampbookcase]

The sun doesn't move. Direction is relative. The moon orbits because of gravity from planets and the sun. Same with Earth. We just see it from different angles. It's just physics. That's how things work. So you can explain sunsets. Btw, I'm atheist.

[@nonamed56]

tide goes in tide goes out. you can t explain that

[@miriellecaradonna617]

i told my friend that i'm an atheist and she literally said the devil was in me and she would do her best to convert me back...yep. I appreciate the sencerity but its gunna be funny to watch her try...

[@karlbetcher6773]

Have fun with that! I'm currently watching that in my friend group. One christian doen't undertand why another is an athiest, so he calls it all bullshit.

[@Skarletjonancy]

that doesn't mean your possessed it just means that you don't know the truth

[@baldman7738]

hearing all this crazy shit makes me very happy my friends all either became atheist at the same time I did or just don't care.

[@theprayinggirl1587]

Mirielle Caradonna I would pray for you

[@JelloTeeth]

Mirielle Caradonna lol

[@jonjonboi3701]

Some Christians need to stop judging non Christians. I'm a Christian myself and I belief in religious freedom. I hate it when other Christians judge people based on their religion. People can live their life as a Christians, a Muslim, a Buddhist, and even an atheists whatever religion and people should not judge other religions; that's true religious freedom.

[@fukitafugoter5805]

I agree with you. If all the people had this philosophy there wouldn´t be any problem about religion.

[@cheesyhercules3545]

Jonathan Jabinigay the thing is Christians don't only do it some atheists just mock and insult our religions.

[@theprayinggirl1587]

Jonathan Jabinigay pray for all non christians that's not judging

[@richardgoodman6655]

Sara Rose we all have different beliefs. you think everyone believes in god. if there wasn't a afterlife in the idea of religion. no one will believe in it.

[@Nmrfrlr]

THANK YOU. Is good to see not all christians judge people because of their religion. But to be honest... atheists can be jerks too. They constantly judge religious people even if they aren't doing anything wrong. And not only them, they also judge deists (like meh)

[@violetsapphire952]

Person: "When you're suffering, you will call out to god." me: "Yup. I do that a lot. Normally it's more sort of... cussing at god. Sometimes it's nice to imagine that there's someone real up there to take the blame."

[@lulolie]

Yeah I don't get that? Like, if we suddenly believe in god for some reason when we're suffering, why would we worship this guy that would be the cause for it, like ???

[@rosefragrance9351]

@@lulolie Exactly I call out to god to blame. Not to pray or Ask forgiveness or some shit

[@FCTouhou]

In Italy there are a lot of fun ways to curse at god. Like they are the highest level of cursing. In english (I think) "god damn" is not that heavy as an insult to god; it is more an exclamation. In Italy it is common to insult god, jesus, the virgin mary, all the saints and all the angels in the most unique and various way. An example is "dio porco" that means "god is a pig" or "dio cane" that means "god is a dog". This is why I love italian😂

[@FCTouhou]

@God Here something humans made in their mind

[@rhoydplaz2853]

@@FCTouhou correct for people to blame ther problems or for cash

[@mrasav1894]

"Have you heard about Jesus?" Who?

[@the_da9l]

Who?

[@GamingBlake2002]

Who?

[@captainjackpugh6050]

I don't get it

[@GamingBlake2002]

Electric GamingHD Who?

[@tzimiscelord8483]

Afrojack. who?

[@BreadApologist]

When ppl tell me that you cant disprove god, I like to tell them well god told me he wants you to give me 1,000.00 USD. Then I ask why they wont give me the money and ask if they can disprove that god told me to tell them that.

[@samosman123]

haha

[@silence8714]

Unicorns exist because you cant disprove their existence, right?

[@JelloTeeth]

Liono liony omg XD

[@Hillers62]

You need to go to court and DEMAND that he give you the money...after he swears on the Bible...

[@jackbond5348]

Well, Liono liony If you can create a joke about pigs flying over the white house, you could earn yourself a thousand dollars, $1,000:00 #usd #PlGScanFLY

[@spacewhale4384]

I dont belive in god but my parents do and they drag me to church every weekend. They think that I belive in god and im thinking about coming out to them.

[@theprayinggirl1587]

Jf, you should listen to your parents.

[@crispymcchickensandwich]

Omg my grandparents do that to me and I HATE it. I am no where near being a Christian and when my grandparents do that it gets on my nerves. My grandmother is the worst as everytime I tell her I am not Christian she won't believe me. My grandfather is cool because he is Christian but he thinks that going to Church is stupid and he hates it. He thinks it's a private thing. However, my grandmother drags us there anyways.

[@crispymcchickensandwich]

Anna Keutsch​ Christmas isn't actually a Christian holiday, and you can keep celebrating it even if you're not a Christian. We do, and no body in my family (except my grandparents) is a Christian.

[@crispymcchickensandwich]

Anna Keutsch Yes, because it celebrates the Winter Solstice, not the birth of Jesus.

[@crispymcchickensandwich]

Anna Keutsch It was also a Pagan holiday. But Christians came over and took it to convert more Pagans.

[@fantasticgood5403]

Jesus can walk on water Babies are 78% Water I can walk on Babies I am 78% Jesus And I am 100% In Jail

[@applicableapple3991]

Don't worry, it's all part of god's plan

[@rhoydplaz2853]

@@applicableapple3991 hahahahah

[@iamacatperson7226]

You can also walk on watermelon Watermelons are 99% water I can walk on watermelons I am 99% Jesus, and also not in jail

[@aandi8738]

@@applicableapple3991 LMFAO WHAT- 😭

[@violetsapphire952]

Person: "Where did the mountains come from?" me: *Inhales* Spouts geology for 5 minutes *Remembers to breath again.*

[@allisoncastro3287]

what? who says that?

[@jackkierath4572]

I'm not sure where this is from but its stuck with me for a long time: a religious man tells an atheist he "is like a blind man with a blindfold in a dark room looking for a black cat that doesn't exist" To which the Atheist replies "You and I are quite alike, we are both blind men looking for a black cat that doesn't exist, but you're telling me you've found it" Quick google search gave me this, (this guy words it better + its easier to understand) kzbin.info/www/bejne/fYSWc42pasurabM Its known as the black cat analogy.

[@applicableapple3991]

I heard Ricky Gervais say it, but I know he didn't make it up, he was quoting. It's kinda funny tho

[@hughmungus99]

what if jesus was just smart as fuck and was way ahead of his time and pulled a david copperfeild so great he got people to believe he was all powerful for the next couple thousand years?

[@Dillepo14]

demrifnoC itanimullI *illuminati*: stay right where you are

[@owenmorse9973]

*GOVERNMENT* wants to know your location

[@blakes5827]

You are not far off actually. He was a charismatic leader who never thought he was the son of God until he the last 3 years of his life, when he began his work as an itinerant preacher. I have always thought it was funny how God in human form did not know he was God in human form when he was 17 or 20 or 23. How would he NOT know if he was all powerful and omniscient? The biggest thing from which Jesus benefited was living in a world where oral tradition was the primary way that information was conveyed. There was no cell phone video of him walking on water, healing a blind person, etc, so the people who followed him simply spread stories about him. Then, no one wrote and organized the Bible until many years after Jesus was dead, so no one could fact check it, go talk to him about it, or go ask him to repeat supernatural acts that were described in the Bible. Also, some of the depiction of Jesus in the Bible may have been influenced between his death and the writing and organization of the Bible. For example, there was a "god/man'/religious leader" around India hundreds of years before Jesus was born, who had a similar name to "Jesus" and who was said to have performed several of the same miracles that Jesus was claimed to have performed. Someone who helped put together part of the Bible 100 years after Jesus died may have heard about this figure in India, and that could have influenced what was written about Jesus. A minister once told me that Jesus may have actually learned some of what he preached from people who had brought Buddhist ideas back to Israel from the Orient. If one begins to take just the few possible influences that I am mentioning here, it is reasonable to imagine that Jesus may have been a real man with some good ideas and some borrowed ideas, whose acts were exaggerated during the retelling and processing of his life orally over many years before the Bible was actually recorded on paper and pulled together into one book in a finished form.

[@rhoydplaz2853]

@@Dillepo14 wait i never thouth of that way

[@ezwa29]

"Where will I go when I die?" - A great reply by Richard Dawkins is "Where do you go when you sleep?"

[@lanirita881]

Jesus liken death to sleep. Did Dawkin know this before he said, "where do you go when you sleep". In an unconscious state, no where. Like sleep, you go no where. People can move you around bury you and you still are in a unconscious state, a permanent one. Some people go to sleep and never awaken to greet the next day. Death is sleep. Jesus raised Lazarus from this kind of sleep.

[@applicableapple3991]

@@lanirita881 death is NOT sleep. During sleep you are unconscious, but your subconscious is still there. Your mind takes this time to absorb information you've gained throughout the day, you also enter different types of sleep (REM sleep). Death is when your heart stops beating, people have been 'resurrected' even after a few minutes. Of course medical equipment. When you die (after I think a few hours), your brain will die as well. Then you as a person are gone, with only your physical state in existence.

[@Alex-yr8iy]

@@applicableapple3991 Lani is referring death as sleep just without the dreams and anything else

[@Eszti1218]

Been an atheist for 11 years (since I was 13). Yup, this is a very long phase.

[@Uemomszg]

I’m 13 now and I’m an atheist I don’t think it’s a phase

[@bubbabruh6309]

@@Uemomszg I actually became an atheist at that same age. It’s a belief not a phase lol.

[@Uemomszg]

@@bubbabruh6309 ok

[@flux_switch25]

It’s just a phase my ass

[@iamacatperson7226]

Those darn teenagers and their atheistic phases

[@moogan2000]

Don't you just love it when Christians say: "Have you prayed about it? Maybe you should pray about it, what will you loose from praying about it?" Like no. Not praying because then I'm just talking to a wall. Not praying because I don't believe in God. Not praying because there is no 'God' up there who will give me an answer.

[@sararose8771]

Colossal Bullets that's what you think

[@horsepowerenthusiast6933]

Sara Rose No, that's what he realizes, something you're afraid of.

[@sararose8771]

Brony Rebellion X only thing I'm afraid of is going to hell

[@horsepowerenthusiast6933]

Sara Rose Why would you fear something that doesn't exist?

[@YoursTrulyThe1Pony]

No I've done it for most of my life and it never gave me an answer

[@jacks1969]

Once this creationist asked me why there was lakes if there was no great flood. Then I asked him why the lakes aren't saltwater and he was stumped.

[@vesentrin0000]

;)

[@christophercanadanewhard8983]

muy bien mi amigo

[@proproductions5942]

+Jack Leavy good on ya mate

[@nerdnation1076]

Ha ha! You you I like

[@joegossharris6578]

clever XD

[@that_one_parker3852]

“Where do your morals come from?” Hmmmmmmmm I don’t know.... EMPATHY MAYBE REEEEEEEEE

[@snipercow861]

Morality is something we evolved from not everyone has empathy

[@rhoydplaz2853]

@@snipercow861 some do not have that mostly becuase of other people

[@nikolasmad9340]

@@snipercow861 not having empathy is a mental disorder so normal humans have empathy

[@snipercow861]

@@nikolasmad9340 yea ik

[@weskitten]

I like this dude, I like his approach, I think he's caring and tactful too.

[@jwalts10]

+weskitten I want him to represent atheists.

[@JCalW]

There's a reason his channel is called The Atheist Voice.

[@weskitten]

He's a cool dude, I like his look, his manner and his presentation- as well as his intellect. He's very watchable. He's a nice guy.

[@weskitten]

He has kind eyes.

[@Skarletjonancy]

he's not a rude atheist he is respectful of Christians nice video

[@kevinmcevoy1695]

for me christmas is for presents, family, and friends it has nothing to do with jesus

[@conner2583]

Same

[@fool568]

Same!

[@srquack27]

Same.

[@Someone-cd7yi]

Toasty cuber same

[@rubenlay610]

Toasty cuber IKR!!!

[@princesssara2123]

6:38 is evolution just a theory it's not just a theory, It's a GAME THEORY!!!!! (sorry i had to XD)

[@princesssara2123]

Cameron Sigmon Thanks for watching

[@princesssara2123]

Cameron Sigmon It's cool, i enjoyed it :)

[@marcuss9181]

lol

[@miitokii]

LOL matpat

[@moreaugriffins2494]

Haha lol

[@Spaceman_Sp1ff]

Me to my sister in law: “you do know that yahweh was the Canaanite God of war long before he had anything to do with the abrahamic religions right?” Sister in law: “I dont worship yahweh, i worship God.” And that is christians in a nutshell. They like to act like they are enlightened saintly do gooders who live according to the bible, but in reality they are so unfamiliar with their holy doctrines that they dont even know their own gods name.

[@allisoncastro3287]

just because they don't know one thing doesn't mean there not familiar with it.

[@Spaceman_Sp1ff]

@@allisoncastro3287 that’s true, but to not even know the name of the deity you are devoting your life to? That’s a pretty major and significant detail.

[@sthewise7351]

They aren’t very bright

[@cheryldeboissiere1851]

Actually, within Judaism ✡️, God doesn’t have a name. Christians use YHWH or J@hovah OT some such. Jesus used Father consistently. God Almighty comes up without them using the actual Hebrew term which seems to puzzle them and hey I’m not going use it because I don’t want to make them dizzy. Allah is not a name, it’s a descriptive. . Point is, God doesn’t have a name in Abrahamic faiths but I seriously don’t think Christians know this. Why? Because they never say God has no name and why. Greek Stoics used Apeiron in the place of a name. It means the Boundless. Infinite or Eternal Beings we don’t fully understand and who exist on levels we can’t perceive is the given response to the name question. PS El was the name Semites used at one time. Eventually, they decided it was a descriptive. But we cannot be totally sure because they didn’t write much more than El and made statues. If you look at Ugarit, Ba’al replaced El with no real explanation. One story as it that Ba’al killed El but it wasn’t repeated and they went back or never left making statues. Once they could write, they went with Ba’al hero epics. So we don’t know El’s exact status but they continued with the occasional statue. I have seen comment out of Ugarit that says El went out into the cosmos but haven’t seen what text the archaeologists are referring to yet.

[@Leiake2604]

As a European atheist I wonder what my experiences would be like coming to the US. I think at first I'd find it rather amusing how religious people react and I'd enjoy trying to reason with them. After a while I can imagine it gets frustrating.

[@wolfspeaker100]

Els Verwilgen It gets very frustrating. You might want to not talk about it at all. I suggest you don't subject yourself to the torture of debating religion with people who use same old tactics, arguments, and insults. You are free to come to America if it would please you, but know I Warned you about the religious debates over here. Seriously it is as round about as the question of which came first the tree or the seed.

[@Leiake2604]

S O'Starra Ok, thanks for the heads up. That really is rather sad. I always hear the US being called the land of the free. Maybe that should be changed then to land of the narrow minded en ignorant. How do you deal with it then if you live there. I suppose you avoid talking about religion, but what if it affects everyday life and you say you don't agree. Does it always result in this fight that can't be resolved and that they win, because they form a majority?

[@wolfspeaker100]

Slowly their majority is getting smaller due to people becoming atheist or falling into different beliefs. And not all Americans are ignorant and narrow minded. I Do talk about religion but I try to keep it out of my daily life. I have found that it is annoying going in circles arguing with people over the same things. Why harp on one thing every time you meet someone who thinks differently. I do speak up if people are having their rights as human beings being taken away from them. Other then that I ignore the people who want to believe in "in my opinion a fictional character in a man made book" as long as they don't try to push their beliefs onto me.

[@Leiake2604]

S O'Starra Beautiful position that you are taking. Thank you for the reply!

[@wolfspeaker100]

And yes debates can be solved with different means then fighting verbally or physically depending on how heated the arguments get. I just don't know when people will realize that all people think differently and that if we can just live our own lives and not judge others based on what they believe but rather who they are as people then we the human race will become much more civil and happy.

[@alanjordan3693]

I respect this guy's claims, and I respect Atheists even though I'm a Christian.

[@firefoxygaming5959]

Alan Jordan I wish I knew Christians like you in real life bud

[@alanjordan3693]

Thanks

[@sararose8771]

Alan Jordan I'm a christian and I pray for all atheists

[@Nmrfrlr]

we need more christians like you

[@IIXXXXII]

I wish all Christians were like you.

[@incanada83]

I wish every religion was a private matter. Like a hobby :-)

[@theprayinggirl1587]

Me me I don't

[@chizkin3799]

If this were the case the world would be a much more peaceful place

[@gythbcefcxssdhgccruccsfd2990]

Chiz Kin Agreeable.

[@goingtotahiti]

@@chizkin3799 Ikr

[@goingtotahiti]

@@theprayinggirl1587 Well Well Well look who's been commenting racist comments on here for the last 3 years...

[@non-binary-onyx3581]

"Evolution is just a theory!" "So is gravity, but I don't see anyone jumping off buildings to prove it"

[@li11111]

Or drop an apple.

[@z.a.f3844]

Non-binary-onyx gravity is a little easier to prove. Also the Big Bang theory was made by a pastor I’m like 99% sure

[@xxxod]

​@@z.a.f3844 it was thought of by a Catholic priest

[@applicableapple3991]

You've clearly never watched superman

[@rigelaltair465]

well.. atheists are the most peaceful and intelligent group in the world.

[@theprayinggirl1587]

Rigel Altair why is that ?

[@thedudeofnothing7378]

we are more peaceful because most wars are caused because kings would say that god wants it.

[@theprayinggirl1587]

WillyMonkeyGamer how can you have peace in your life when you don't believe in God ?

[@thedudeofnothing7378]

i dont need god to i fluince me to be peaceful. unlike some people.

[@idurjfifjjxd9918]

Sara Rose Because peace is a an illusion fake like god

[@MakaykayLAMB]

so are you raising your children as atheists or are you going to leave that option up to them? This is the question I have been asking myself a lot lately. I undoubtedly don't want my kids growing up thinking that they're going to burn in a lake of fire underneath the earth for all eternity if they do something that a book tells them is "wrong" and I don't want them growing up thinking that they need to satisfy this man in the sky. also, how do you come out and say that you're an atheist without turning people off. I was talking to a schoolmate today and I asked her if she could ever date or be friends with someone who doesn't believe in God and she said "No, you need to at least believe in a higher being because look around us.." and i looked around and thought to myself "umm... science??????????".

[@MakaykayLAMB]

I think it's especially hard (correct me if I'm wrong because this may be prevalent with other races too) being black because religion is so important in this community. We are the ones shunning black men that are "too feminine" and beating our kids if we find out they're gay... or telling the entire congregation (especially if you go to a mega church- I live in Chicago there are at least 2 churches on every block.) that you're gay and shunning you from the church, just stupid shit like that. I just fear that I will lose out on a lot of friendships and relationships due to my new-found atheism. I don't wanna broadcast my atheism (like Christians consistently do) but I think it can be important to share with the people that you have close relationships with.

[@johnfillups4484]

Makaela Mahoney The true path of freedom is only obtained through being Atheist. If someone rejects you for your choice they were never going to be real friends.

[@gabrielproctor3119]

Makaela Mahoney you realize that when a devoutly religious person refers to God, they refer to science, to mathematics, to the arts right? God, truly, is not just some dude who lives in the sky judging people. God is not meant to be a singular entity separate from anything, but rather the singularity of which we are all a part. This is why when a society begins the first thing they look for is common ideology amongst themselves that they can resonate with, and also why so many societies at their core are so similar even given a great deal of distance from one another and having no physical ability to communicate with one another. The ancients weren't some idiots who were just trying to explain why fire happens, they were attempting to discover the nature of reality through a lens of religion. Modern science is also a lens through which to look, but is handicapped by our human incapability of being able to comprehend the infinitum of everything while religion saw that some things will be a mystery because some things are also literally indefinable e.g. x/0 and many societies decided to companion their religion and their science so that they would be able to explain the world both physically and metaphysically, developing both at a stable pace where they would grow together.

[@MakaykayLAMB]

I like your response. That's great and everything but while some things are a mystery, the same way that humans have evolved, so has science. Science has solved some of these "mysteries". Also while you are saying that religion is essentially the thing that is supposed to bring people together, while I recognize that that may have been the original intent, a vast majority of people who believe in a god hate people who believe in something different e.g. Christians and Muslims. I understand why people cling to religion especially from a sociological standpoint. Thank you for further explaining to me why people practice their religion.

[@MakaykayLAMB]

I understand that a lot of people in THE WORLD are nice and accepting and those people I appreciate to the fullest. I get so happy when I find people that are like that but sadly, I live in America which is a primarily Christian country and a lot of Christians push their beliefs on other people... e.g Conservatives and gay marriage and/or abortion. My experience with Christians has nothing to do with the media, it's all from my own personal experience. I apologize for making generalizations about religious people because that isn't right to do. You're the first religious person that I have been able to have a conducive conversation with and that is willing to allow me to learn without judgement.

[@dagda825]

When I'm suffering physically I cry out to Science.

[@theprayinggirl1587]

Really does it do you any good?

[@dagda825]

Sara Rose Let's see. I had a severe sinus infection, I went to my doctor and she prescribed an antibiotic and now I'm better. . . Yes it does me a lot of good

[@theprayinggirl1587]

That wasn't science it was God who helped you.

[@dagda825]

Sara Rose No, sorry but there is no evidence for a god. Science was responsible for my recovery, nothing else.

[@theprayinggirl1587]

There is evidence God exists, everything and everyone you see was made by him.

[@overcookedwater1947]

Jesus can walk on water Babies are 78% water I'm in prison

[@lulolie]

Tried to drink one, did you?

[@snipercow861]

Yaaaaaaaaa

[@snipercow861]

He prob tried to walk on it

[@zappyhonk6753]

I tried to walk in one

[@redhollow9079]

woah

[@katcel16]

omg my aunt was arguing with me and said something about the big bang like, "That does't make sense! You can't create something from nothing!" and I said, "That's not really what happened. You don't understand it at all. I can go look it up and give you a full explanation." and she said, "No! That's all bullshit!" ???? Christians arguing against science really actually don't bother to look anything up.

[@stuartriddle919]

In school I went to this bible expedition thingy and they tried to demonstrate that the Big Bang theory was false by having a fan blow 3D jigsaw pieces onto a sphere. They forgot a few things such as a source of gravity in the middle of the sphere. I hate everyone that worked there.

[@katcel16]

Stuart Riddle Yeah, and baryons (matter particles) and anti-baryons (antimatter particles) and the ratio of both constantly changing due to the heat during the big bang (and then reaching a stable number that never changes with more matter than antimatter after everything cooled down) . Have you ever watched "Jesus Camp"? The fucking anti-science movie they show their kids is repulsive. Fucking brainwashing

[@katcel16]

***** I said, "Christians arguing against science" so not all Christians "really don't bother to look anything up" so not stupid, just willfully ignorant (which I personally think it's stupid to be, but it's not synonymous with stupid). Maybe I shouldn't have generalized, but in my experience, Christians who want to prove God with "you can't explain this" have no interest in hearing the actual explanation.

[@richardgoodman6655]

Kaylie vaden And a magical invision man in the sky makes more sense?

[@VeryNijsMan]

It goes both ways. Religious people don't feel the need to look up science because the general idea they hear from concepts sound ridiciloud to them. And atheist people don't even bother to try and understand the bible because it also sounds ridiculoud to them.

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

i work with a very religious person at work, and he went on and on about christianity and i didnt want to tell him im atheist because i knew it would change the way he thinks about me. one day i couldnt handle the nonsensical rambling and told him im atheist and i explained to him that its not a choice i made i just cant believe any religious with all my heart. he got really upset and did the usual christian questions, and to each one i replied with answers. hes still mad at me and dislikes me so today i started drawing demonic symbols everywhere and was jamming eyehategod and bongripper and other heavy metal, lol. hes pushing his religion down my throat, so why cant i?

[@tander101]

Epic.

[@steveconte1068]

write another symbol for me, "a 't' is not a cross (x)"

[@30Bats]

hahah I love it. hilarious. although, this does seem to perpetuate the myth that atheists worship satan which is not true.

[@chrism6904]

Hahahaha that's funny as hell! Thanks for the laugh man!

[@songnote6031]

I'm not atheist or Christian but I find surprising that I can relate to what he said, and surprisingly, I agree and had a good laugh about the occasional jokes. And thanks for what you did; it was hilarious.

[@gingervitis3943]

Wait, hold on... some christians ask where mountains come from? PLATE TECTONICS.

[@n1ckjitsu]

Lol! That explains about as much as if you just said "from JESUS"

[@vesentrin0000]

;)

[@lcoop3505]

what made those plate tectonics

[@gingervitis3943]

+Lee Cooper when the earth was created NATURALLY, plates of the crust started to move because of the magma's convection currents

[@lcoop3505]

How was it created naturally? What was it made of to create it?

[@MrUnknown-dn9zx]

Im a Catholic and I approve this message 👍👍👍

[@wowxboxaccount1147]

Becoming an atheist from a younger age, I've had all of these sad to me. I remember one time some older woman at the store said something similar to atheists can't do good things. After she started walking away, the bottom of her cart broke and I ran over right away and helped her. After the bags were picked up she said, "Oh God bless you, young man." Can you guess what I said? "Sorry ma'am, I'm an atheist." The look on her face was PRICELESS.

[@babsbylow6869]

I'm sorry Ma'am. It's people who do the work called blessings while you'll give god the credit. God doesn't bless me. People do. I'd rather have two good hands which do hood things than 1,000 clasped inactively in prayer. Give a truck to a disaster to fill with good to a group of atheists to fill and another to a group of Christians to pray over. Which one shows up at the disaster sight filled with useful items? I'd rather have an education guiding the surgeon's hands than a 2,000 yo ghost of a wandering preacher.

[@p.h.sharma4132]

my uncle tells me that everything is done by a human is directed by the god. I said so, I am saying that god isn't real so it's also said by god???

[@angelobloodfest]

checkmate bitch

[@twitchyhog7732]

Prashant Sharma 15D chess

[@crierkaiien9351]

*clap*

[@kaijihiryu5973]

Prashant Sharma and your uncle's coment also implies we don't have free will

[@blakes5827]

Ha ha ha. Good one. By the way, your uncle's God is pretty damn sick to be directing millions of adults to rape children every day. And when God directs serial killers to rape, torture, dismember, and eat children, women, and men, that is some pretty depraved behavior from God.

[@joshh1414]

So I wanna tell my parents that I'm an atheist,but I don't know how to

[@pokka4369]

Joshua Hossain they should respekt your opinion, but that may not happen. But be honest towards parents, just say it in a frendly way, dont be hostile and stay calm.

[@theprayinggirl1587]

Joshua Hossain seriously there is no good way, so just stay christian. Why would you want to become atheist anyways?

[@joshh1414]

Sara Rose Listen you shit,I'm not Christian,never became a Christian and never will be. There is too much suffering in the world,that means the IMAGINARY God isn't real. Also,fuck off

[@pokka4369]

Joshua Hossain bravo, be proud of who you are and what you belive in. Nobodie tells you what to do, be yourself.

[@joshh1414]

Pokka4 Thank you! Oh and by the way,good luck against the jehova's witnesses

[@pheonix5597]

Well now, I'm not sure this guy should say "no atheist" "we" or "us" because HE doesn't speak for EVERY OTHER atheist, does he?

[@brugernavnhvaderdet]

With these questions he kinda does. Also look at the 2nd point.

[@iamacatperson7226]

I mean, he kinda does given the questions

[@pheonix5597]

WHICH questions in particular?

[@brugernavnhvaderdet]

@@pheonix5597 The one with the huge "2" in the middle of it.

[@actfree6897]

When I was in eighth grade was about the time I was becoming agnostic. I was sitting at my lunch table and took a survey to see how many of my friends believed in evolution. Out of the 11 other people sitting there, 3 people completely believed, 1 person was unsure, and 7 did not believe. Their argument was that it was impossible to evolve from plastic into monkeys into humans. I left the table the next day.

[@actfree6897]

AARK productions™ Yeah.

[@davidjoffe-hunter7016]

- OdysseuS - That scares me

[@phillytvdirector]

Ok...now you can leave the planet. Bye.

[@actfree6897]

David Joffe-Hunter Me too. Tony Lankford Excuse me?

[@jorgepadua9124]

- OdysseuS - You don't believe in evolution, you accept it.

[@woaq4486]

holy shit this is the most relate-able video i have ever seen

[@tripps607]

your mother eats shit

[@maksdabek1611]

+tripps 607 so cute a butt hurt christian

[@Emine2727]

same lol, I can relate to all of these

[@dodoubleg182]

not "holy shit" but "super natural shit"

[@etherraichu]

I put absolutely no thought into my atheism. Religious people have a difficult time with me because of this. You can't say its a phase, because I have never, ever been religious. I didnt put thought into it because, agian, I didn't even think religions were real things until I was like 10 years old - I assumed christianity and the like were talked about as something that happened, like ancient egyptian religion, but no longer was. The idea of religion, of spirituality even, is completely alien to me. I can give you the dictionary definition of it, but nothing more. It makes no sense to me. Religious folks never want to talk to me after finding this out :(

[@Leiake2604]

etherraichu You'd fit right in in a lot of European countries ;-)

[@carolinevale7569]

True story, when I was young and found out Santa wasn't real I just assumed that meant everything ( the easter bunny, tooth fairy, etc. ) wasn't real including god. It wasn't until later I found out adults believed in God and was a separate thing. Obviously my parents were non religious. It was never discusses though, I was allowed to make up my own mind and the answer that always made the most sense to me was science. I think the fact that region relies on faith and not asking too any questions should really be a red flag to it's credibility.

[@shelbythompson4656]

etherraichu For me atheism began in a similar way. I was exposed to religion as a child but when we were being read bible stories I just thought they were telling us fairy tales. I was about 10-12 when I realized people actually believed in all of it. As I got older I started thinking about it and realized it made absolutely no sense.

[@IdkLeaveMeAloneYo]

+etherraichu Maybe God has never given you the wisdom to understand his Word, less except His Word?

[@IdkLeaveMeAloneYo]

jerald straub Huh?

[@Uemomszg]

Everyone is born an atheist it’s just you were raised and thought religion

[@coleslaw1196]

People aren't even BORN with DVELOPED BRAINS you numbskull, so they can be neither religious or atheist when they're INFANTS.

[@kooby122]

@@coleslaw1196 he means that they weren't born with religion sweaty.

[@coleslaw1196]

@@kooby122 And I mean that they aren't BORN EITHER toots.

[@amoeba1533]

I think God consciousness is INHERANT. Otherwise humans would have never came up with religion in the first place and why it's found among even the most primitive and isolated of peoples.

[@flux_switch25]

No, people aren’t born atheist. They are born agnostic.

[@Kiwani]

I wonder if Jesus walked on water using the same type of tricks that modern day magicians like Dynamo use. Anybody have any thoughts on this?

[@user-rr6uy7re9o]

+Things Matter Change The elders don't appreciate preaching on the Internet. You mean well, but these people have put a lot of thought into this and the website won't change their minds.

[@Skarletjonancy]

what did they do? and know he really did walk on water. and humans can walk on water too without tricks it's called ice :D

[@user-rr6uy7re9o]

***** There was a talk not too long ago about not debating on the internet, but whatever, you do what you want.

[@Skarletjonancy]

magicians used clear plectsy glass tables and the people in the audience pretended not to know about it plus the lake was deep and glass wasn't made back then yet so no he actually walked on water

[@Kiwani]

Ada Wong Because that glass method wasn't possible back then doesn't mean he actually walked on water.

[@Jsyrinsart]

#3: actually, when I'm suffering I DO call out to God: "God Fucking Dammit!" "Oh Holy Fucking Damn!" "Oh God OH GOD OH GOD FUCKING SHIT DAMN SON OF A BITCH GOD SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!!!!!" "Ow God damn son of a bitch I think that's going to leave a scar oh Goooooooooooooood" "God dammit that's going to leave a huge ass stain" "Oh God dammit, I'm screwed, I am officially up God DAMN SHIT CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE OR A BOAT; I AM UP TO MY NECK IN SHIT RIGHT NOW OH GOD DAMN!" ...just not in the way Christians want me to

[@PixelLife101]

No your cursing to god/s....

[@manicxxpanic17]

Seven years later, my Christian family STILL thinks its a phase...

[@tool_daryl]

Mountains are formed from the movement of tectinic plates. When the plate boundaries clash as a result of convection currents, they slope upwards, altering the earth's crust, creating mountain ranges.

[@Pixelynx]

Seriously. If anyone asks "Have you heard of Jesus", I feel they should get punched in the face.

[@hallabalooza]

Just answer them "Yeah, Jesus saves at Citibank. I know the ad!"

[@kmikl]

I usually ask if they're being facetious or if they're authentically stupid. They usually don't answer because when they actually think about it, they realize how foolish it sounds. *If* they think about it, that is.

[@barrackobama8373]

"were will you go when you die?" "un the ground."

[@barrackobama8373]

@God Here nothing much dad, but I see you've been busy lately. Should I be finding a new noah for you?

[@ExorArgus]

What will i teach my kids? Critical thinking skills so they can decide for themselves.

[@cheesuscrust1835]

as an atheist : don't point your kids in 1 direction as it may influence them and they may not follow their own points for example in my philosophy lessons some of the religious say their religious because their parents are so they aren't really thinking for their self

[@anthonyhoad6604]

Question: Where will you go if you die? My answer: The morgue

[@flissfloss915]

Thisdudeintheback I plan on being turned into ash

[@HollowDesert]

Thisdudeintheback I putting in my will that I want to be thrown into a river.

[@gythbcefcxssdhgccruccsfd2990]

I wanna be turned into ash, and then let a cute ass dog eat what's left of me.

[@smittenwerbenjagermanjense1268]

I'm sure everyone will become a ghost's after they die

[@applicableapple3991]

Imma do a classic Buddhist sky burial. Honestly, search it up, it sounds fun.

[@owenlever]

But if God created Christians from dirt then why is there still dirt?

[@DocStrange0123]

Owen Lever now that was fucking epic, love it ;)

[@dylanward2807]

Stupid

[@lowkomanic480]

Owen Lever absolute legend

[@icareg]

+Owen Lever saved

[@IdkLeaveMeAloneYo]

+Owen Lever Lol, he simply used dirt, dirt did not evolve. Lol, good question. :D

[@xaenon]

"You just want to sin!" Actually, if I specifically wanted to sin, I'd become a Catholic. Why? Because according to Catholicism's own teachings, I can commit any sin, go to confession, confess those sins, do the penance, and voila, my soul is as clean as fresh snow. Therefore, sin without consequence. Also, being religious does not mean you are free of sin. If it did, then there'd be no such thing as confession, and even prayer would be pointless. By the same token, lack of religion does not necessarily make a person bad.

[@theastrosloth9661]

I think atheist are atheists because the fact that there is no god is the only other explanation for the fact that there is a universe, these people also see it is silly, that is also true (what you said)

[@discodirk48]

TheAstroSloth ??

[@jeremyd7758]

Your soul wouldn't actually be 'clean' unless you actually were genuinely sorry.

[@xaenon]

I'm familiar with the doctrine. The problem is, I don't really believe that everyone who goes to confession is truly sorry for their sins. If they were truly sorry, they'd make an effort to atone for their actions outside the church before asking God's forgiveness. I'd think more highly of the person who regretted stealing hundreds or thousands of dollars and returned the stolen money than I would if he simply waltzed into a confessional and did a handful of Hail Mary prayers. Morality is not a product of religion. Religion is not a product of morality. Each *CAN* exist independently of the other. And that concept is what seems to give the religious types grief.

[@theastrosloth9661]

xaenon the bible says "that who ever BELIEVES will not parish but have everlasting life" like the man on the cross next to Jesus who believed in him and said "remember me " he sinned all his life and still made it.

[@500superrich]

This is the first video that I've seen by you. As a Christian, (I know this is what a lot of dumb people start with, but read the rest) I really enjoyed this video. Frankly, a lot of Christians are ignorant and annoying, and I feel like they give us a bad name. I agree with all of your statements and would like you to know that I really appreciate your lack of bias.There aren't many atheist KZbinrs who talk about religion without a bias. Subscribed :P

[@Velamaya531]

Really fond of being told by Chistians that my soul needs saving. I have to tell them my soul isn't for sale to the highest bidder (that meaning any church or person), I am in charge of my own destiny.

[@berlouliao2773]

Your life was given by God. Don't be silly. Repent before it's too late.

[@applicableapple3991]

I don't believe in souls, so if anyone tells me that it needs saving, I just ask them to buy it so that I can be saved. Free cash

[@adrjaco]

What if I told you I never BECAME an atheist, because I never believed in a god to begin with.

[@TheSenshey]

Exactly what I was thinking.Sadly many people get brainwashed at early age =/.

[@KyleAlexanderkneeGrowPlz]

Felix Bishop You call it brainwashing others call it a way of life. Stop being a judgemental coot -_-

[@TheSenshey]

way of life you were brainwashed into. Im okay with people believing in a higher being. But believing everything in the bible is just sad , there's so many supernatural things that were proven impossible.

[@KyleAlexanderkneeGrowPlz]

Can you list them all out??? That will be quite helpful.

[@TheSenshey]

I can list a couple. Virgin birth , a talking snake , noa's ark. Theres more but I dont know them all.

[@SlowQRF]

My favorite response from a Christian is the "so you worship satan then?" Like lol what the hell? I said I'm atheist. Not statist...

[@GIndep]

Weird, they think you MUST worship someone or something.

[@scartissue454]

Lol what kind of people are you talking to? and btw satanists don't worship satan

[@SlowQRF]

scartissue454 Its just anyone in general. I don't even bring up my views on religion, because the second I do, people instantly get hostile toward me; and start asking dumb questions. Such as the one I mentioned above.

[@Vanguard302]

Satanists don't worship Satan.

[@nfal445]

I went to a religion discussion at my college and ended up being the only Atheist there and let everyone know that. And the person leading the discussion said that God is working through Atheists too. I had a really hard time not rolling my eyes.

[@killthemwithfirelol]

My deepest condolences. I think a lot of us understand what it's like to have to stand witness to asinine garbage like that, all the while not being able really say or effectively do anything. It gets annoying, but I think there's a brighter future around the corner, all things considered.

[@nfal445]

Nope, if it were a discussion about one religion I wouldn't have gone. But it was a discussion on religion which is a broad topic. And could even touch on Atheism.

[@nfal445]

Lol, I may be an Atheist but I like to have conversation and discussions. The only thing I don't really like is when I am placed in,"Gods plan." The way I wrote my first comment does sound like I am trying to stir the pot though. haha

[@nfal445]

Just as long as its not a fist fight. HAHA. I am not build for the physical fight, but maybe the mental one.

[@jollycooperation7446]

Science and Logic will always win against Religion.

[@milans041]

Facts>fairy tales

[@z.a.f3844]

Not really seeing how the Bible has predicted sooo many things!!!

[@stuff5757]

@@z.a.f3844 like what?

[@aren4319]

I saw a Christian say straight up "if the bible said 2+2=5 I would believe it and except it as fact".....................

[@vesentrin0000]

LOL, 92.3% of Americans believe everything they read. 78.9% of Americans judge books by their cover.

[@catcoffee5243]

+Vesentrin and I'm sure that those numbers are from reliable statistics.

[@vesentrin0000]

+Cat Coffee yes

[@christophercanadanewhard8983]

it's the word of gwad it must be true =P

[@caomhandonnelly7855]

Why not because Gawd and Jeebus said so

[@lancebrightmire1653]

Love this channel, as an atheist, this video is so funny because your so right.

[@theprayinggirl1587]

N0G0 that's what you think

[@JelloTeeth]

N0G0 agreed

[@Constellia]

You’re*

[@xdud7483]

N0G0 ur mum is funny.

[@kaijihiryu5973]

Sara Rose Seriously?

[@origamiandcats6873]

I didn't put any thought into it. My parents are atheists. I was born into it.

[@HowDoIStartPlaying]

Lucky

[@iluvsubliminals]

Lucky lol

[@rhoydplaz2853]

Lucky your lucky dude

[@thereisnofinishline5773]

lucky

[@oisinuskempus7280]

If Christians wanted an answer, they wouldn’t need to ask it in the first place, they would have researched it

[@GuyChooo]

Well technically it's still asking ( 1 year late btw)

[@Lil_Brimstone]

Being atheist is like being the only sober person in car... And no one let's you drive.

[@lolkartes21]

You should migrate if you have that feeling. There are great regions on this planet where actually the devout religious are rare...

[@cyanideflux3984]

Atheist: I don't believe in God, I'm an atheist. Christian: so, you believe in evolution A: Yup C: But, hey, it's just a theory A: A GAME THEORY! C: Thanks for watching! please, tell me i'm not the only one...

[@nickcarbaugh4301]

Now its time for our SUPER AMAZING END CARD TOURNAMENT!

[@juggernaut429]

I am an atheist because I am an educated man who doesn't believe in fairy tales.

[@halogen5580]

A Soldier sad to know that you dont respect his decision

[@HHmz-rp8ht]

"Where will I go when I die" the typical arrogant who can't imagine a world without him being a part of it

[@analeigh5908]

LOL "Do you eat babies." Where do they come up with this stuff??

[@Randommmmm204]

They say if you're not a christian, you must worship satan.

[@brandoncooney9047]

They get the "baby eating" thing from China. It's perfectly legal to eat babies in China.

[@innocentomb0684]

Jassy Productions! True

[@Overwatch24]

All of us should stop arguing and accept Cthulhu as our true god.

[@Susan-qi7fl]

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftaghn!

[@karldehaut]

Pht'ang. Ry'ley rules...

[@ceilingbedlampbookcase]

Ph'nglui mglw ' nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[@thegreats_9075]

Hail Cthulhu

[@kristinaplays2924]

The Atheist Voice Have you ever been to Sweden? You should go here on vacation just to relax, you never hear anything about God EVER.

[@kristinaplays2924]

It's true yeah. If some random guy started to talk about God we'd all be like "rigggght backing away, don't talk to me weirdo"

[@RobertlawrenceBDCMinistries]

www.google.com.mx/search?q=churches+in+sweden&client=firefox-a&hs=y3t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=fflb&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=laVpU8HACcjroASD5oKQCw&ved=0CDIQsAQ&biw=1227&bih=569 ????

[@kristinaplays2924]

Yeah but noone GOES to those churches

[@kristinaplays2924]

the official statistics in sweden is that most of us are written in church as a tradition, but we only go to church twice per year (for things like baptisment and weddings, funerals)

[@kristinaplays2924]

www.gavinsblog.com/2005/09/20/2364/ here are some statistics. Now take into concideration that 10% of our population is people that have fled here from religious countries

[@XxgotCREAMxX]

I believe if there is a "god" no religion has gotten it right yet.

[@EightThreeEight]

2:36 You see, for me, it WAS easy. Because I was lucky enough to grow up in an entirely irreligious family. Thank non-existent God for that.

[@allisoncastro3287]

what makes you think hes not real?

[@EightThreeEight]

@@allisoncastro3287 What makes you think he IS real?

[@kdrama_edits3221]

My parents are kinda religious but they din t mind me becoming a atheist

[@eglelt219]

@@EightThreeEight well God isn't just a dude up in the clouds, you cannot expect to simply find a physical proof of something that is greater that the whole fowkin universe. Faith isn't something you buy at the store. You have to have a relationship with it. Or looking for one if you're missing it.

[@WiWillemijn]

Lol most of the time atheïsts (you) know more about the bible than christians (me)

[@Steelmage99]

Yes, that appears to be the case -or to be more precise; atheists appears to know more about religions than religious people.

[@WiWillemijn]

yea, but always out of context if you know what i mean

[@Steelmage99]

Willemijn Bolks "Out of context" seems to me to be the excuse religious people present when trying to justify the presence of egregious medieval barbarism in their "holy" books.

[@WiWillemijn]

but it's still true

[@WiWillemijn]

oh and it's not to justify weird things in the bible.. atheist always think we only read the good stories

[@LordrikZ]

Oh my god, I love this guy. He seems like an awesome guy to hang out with.

[@LordrikZ]

I just realized how ironic my comment of "Oh my god" was. Guess it's too much of a habit, I'm an atheist myself btw >.

[@killthemwithfirelol]

Ang3rF1st I can understand that. Just think of it this way: It's just a figure of speech. People do it all the time. No one truly calls upon Godly Feces when they say "Holy shit", for example. I'd hope not, at least....

[@KhloeGeorge]

killthemwithfirelol Agreed!!

[@spaceytree3099]

My grandma asks me every time I see her if I'm still an atheist. And she's like I just don't want you to go to hell

[@rosefragrance9351]

And maybe I just dont wanna go to heaven Grandma!!!

[@applicableapple3991]

Heaven is boring

[@tinodethuong]

yeah, in hell its a challenge. in heaven there are no problems. In hell,you could try to riot, go on a demon killing rampage, kill satan and make hell better. what i wold do is make hell a theraputic place, like, help people with their problems, or their "sins" and once they're clear of all of them, they'll be sent to heaven. but they would have to learn through trials and challenges to at least give them a little punishment.

[@allisoncastro3287]

she cares for you :)

[@allisoncastro3287]

@@tinodethuong not exactly but I agree that hell is torture

[@artemisanchez2548]

In school there is this class call earth science. in this class they teach you where mountains come from. Christians shouldn't have to google it if they paid attention in class. I think we pick on Christians because they are the most outspoken religion. They are always trying to turn people into their religion, knocking on doors giving the "word of god" or whatever in the streets. Jewish and Muslim and whatever other religion out there they don't do that. And that is why I think atheists pick on Christians the most. I might be wrong.

[@Skarletjonancy]

those are Jehovah witnesses

[@artemisanchez2548]

+Ada Wong in my experience it has been Christians.

[@Skarletjonancy]

+Artemi Sánchez the protesters that make us look so desperate well I'm not desperate I tell someone about God they can do whatever they want with what I told them I won't lose sleep over a loss soul my life will go on without you.

[@artemisanchez2548]

+Ada Wong I wish more shared that thought, but that's not the case

[@Skarletjonancy]

+Artemi Sánchez alright.

[@PikaPilot]

Y'know what the worst part is? If you study Egyptian religions, Christianity has Egypt written ALL over it. There is only one difference, and that is their understanding of God. Basically, Christianity came out of Egyptian culture, and then discredited them.

[@PikaPilot]

One MAJOR difference. Obviously, there are many more differences in the two belief systems.

[@damianjablonski2258]

jewish people started christianirty

[@PikaPilot]

Damian Jablonski They gave us the first 5 books of the Bible which probably came from Egypt.

[@TheYasmineFlower]

I take it from that that you know more about the subject than I do(1st semester in university, History as 2nd subject). I heard once that the story about Jesus' resurrection came from Osiris? I don't know the exact parallels anymore, if you would be so kind to explain it, that'd be awesome. :)

[@damianjablonski2258]

the jewish religion came before the egyptian

[@Dauserofdasite]

Watches up to 6:02 - 6:20 "Hmm". Puts down fistful of feces and banana and scratches arse with foot. "Please go on".

[@udith]

I am from India and people ask me the same question:- "Why won't you pick on other Religions?"

[@killerpro6982]

Just reply them "Because I don't need them."

[@allisoncastro3287]

The other religions are from the world. Not from God

[@prianidika4830]

maybe god created many religion to test us who will find the truth instead of being an atheist and forgetaboutit. you know if god showed himself theres no crimes and other religions, the world become boring.

[@shakyajitmaulik5579]

@@allisoncastro3287 LOL ur religion is from a dead body zombie.

[@bubbabruh6309]

@@prianidika4830 if your talking about the Christian god he claims you will burn in hell if you follow another religion over his. The Bible claims he flooded the entire world because people were worshipping other gods.

[@ShadowHunter120]

It's astounding the amount of anger and defensive religious people ranting on these comments, when Hemant Mehta is simply stating commonly accepted logic on basic ideas. Logic is the basis of modern living, the thing that gave use all the tools to make life more livable.

[@Mzansi74]

06:17 - we are not flinging feces at each other... Looking at the video and the comments below, I'm not sure that it is true...

[@MegaBanne]

When my bunny died, I wished there was a better place for him. A place where he could run around in the wild, with out getting woundws on his feets from our hard floor. A place where he could cuddle and lick on other bunnies as much as he wants. A place where he could dig lots of real holes in real durt and explore lots of new place. A place where he could chew on branches and eat as much fresh vegetables as he could eat, with out feeling any fear of anything special. But that didn't realy make me believe sucha place exists, I only wished he could relive his life as a bunny should have lived it. Neither did I ever consider there ever beeing a god.

[@moonanddarkness]

I'm an atheist as well and i once tried to imagine what it would be to believe in heaven, i have to say that it wasn't hard at all, when i was young i was kinda nihilstic so it was easy for me to place myself in the "Everything i do it's meaningless" state of depression that many people try to use as validation for the existance of god, i believe we shared more or less the same experience, the idea was very comforting and soothing but once you snap back to reality you cannot keep believing it to be true, even if it's comforting. It's no wonder why so many people that undergo high stress or suffering in their lifes turn to religion, it's just an escape from reality. So i don't blame them, if i was somehow thinking that my life is meaningless or if i was suffering a lot and taken i didn't had all the scientific background, historical knowledge and knowledge of moral issues about religion i would too try to make up something in order to comfort myself. I don't tough.. knowing the truth just feels better, it allows me to prepare myself and slaps reality on me. I don't expect miracles to happen in my life, i make effort to obtain oportunities and i thank no one but myself for my victories and blame no one for my failures.

[@MegaBanne]

Alonso Quintero Computer games are my religion :P But seriously, the bunny paradise part was not realy conmforting, it was more like the result of my grief. I think this kind of reaction is normal to humans, nothing which have to be restricted to religion.

[@moonanddarkness]

***** I guess it's because we always try to find reasons for everything that happens, and yeah i agree it was the result of grief, i don't think you should trust any decision made by a person during such a stressful or sad event, how good can his judgement be? But religious folks always say that you will find god exactly at those times.... sounds logical to me that you will make the wrong assumptions and decissions during those times and some of those might be religion related. I wonder what the first humans who asked themselves this questions tought was going to happen to them when they died. They probably just answered honestly, "i don't know". Most likely someone tought that he would just love the idea of his dead child or mother to be still alive, and made up this idea of heaven or resurrection in their heads. Until someone screwed up and started to invent these stories for their children, stories led to myths, myths to "history" and "history" to religion.

[@twdfanatic6571]

I'm an atheist but i dont belive that it will just be dark when you die, i think you will get reborn or maybe you will dream forever. I also think we all had lifes before this life. We just dont remember it.

[@MegaBanne]

Anton Sjöstrand I don't believe in anything which I have no reason to believe in :)

[@elhamfari6879]

is it that hard to accept what makes sense ? I was a 12 year-old girl when I realized everything , I just always felt there's something wrong. I'm glad that I'm awake now . when you're talking it's like you say everything I feel , thank you ❤❤❤

[@UsudUsud-ly9qr]

You are silly, only with age and smartness you will came to the god again