15 You Might Be a Redneck If... , Pt. 6

[@WardyLion]

"If you ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said 'concentrate'" - That, right there, was the one that almost landed me and my then girlfriend in hospital. We were howling with laughter, out of breath but unable to stop!

[@othilieannabela1429]

Guy is so funny he makes me cry !!

[@mizztery2994]

I get the joke but I've never understood what's redneck about that. It seems more like a dumb blonde joke.

[@Lou-jv4tp]

I miss Mr. Foxworthy. One of the best stand up comedians.

[@GoDawgs18]

Lou he’s still with us Lou

[@guineapiglady2841]

@@GoDawgs18 What happened?

[@saragrant9749]

My all time favorite- “if you think the last four words of the Star Spangled Banner are “gentlemen start your engines!”

[@robertvincent2725]

If your son's name is "Dale Jr" and your first name isn't Dale.....you might be a redneck.

[@saragrant9749]

@@robertvincent2725oh lord 😂. The one that absolutely stopped me dead in my tracks though was “if you’ve ever used a toilet brush as a BACK SCRATCHER!” Blech!! The crowd was a combination of laughter and “oh no, eww!!”

[@Brandon7163]

​@@saragrant9749 Eww 🤣🤣🤣

[@speeddemon29853]

If you think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentlemen, Start Your Engines"....

[@jodylynnnye3972]

No, they’re “Play ball!”

[@theheadofthetable4246]

Funniest thing I've read all day😂😂😂

[@MegaSwiming]

As a nascar fan very true

[@Brandon7163]

That's funny 🤣🤣

[@Natasha_2437]

You might be a redneck

[@billterrien3583]

Foxwodthy…a national treasure 😂

[@MrBelmont79]

If you missed your grade school graduation ceremony because of jury duty. A classic!

[@sgtprestonoftheyukon2423]

If you have ever gotten a BIRTHDAY CARD from a pawn shop !!! This has actually happened to me !!!!

[@nbuehster]

OMFG LMAO

[@bobbyshaddoe3004]

Really?! That's insane!

[@65coupestang]

@BOBBYSHADDOE3004 PEOPLE WILL POST PRETTY MUCH JUST ABOUT ANYTHING​@@bobbyshaddoe3004

[@ksvoiceoveractingandmore]

He needs a Christmas version of this

[@Country.Kid.98]

Cool whip bowls yep me, my grandma here in Minnesota iron table,hitting a deer 🦌,can of orange juice, ALL ME 👆🏻

[@robertshulenberger]

"If your family tree does not fork...."

[@WardyLion]

"If you go to the family reunion to meet women..."

[@AJ42K]

"If you poop in a public urinal..."

[@nbuehster]

@@WardyLion Why else would you go to a family reunion?

[@thetopwaterking2420]

if you have ever shot a deer out a kitchen window and ate it for supper you might be me

[@marcusstevens6894]

People don't realize this is more common than they think.

[@arabellaslimbo]

The Top Water King jesus christ

[@georgerounsaville1809]

Always keep yer rifle by the sink.

[@GoDawgs18]

At my cousins place he’s got a house on a hill and across the road he’s got a big field and at night 10-20 deer come and feed (perfect for hunting)

[@robdavis4520]

If you've ever shot a deer out of a school bus you might be me

[@mikelly1128]

6-pack hell, ever been to a wake in Chicago! Irish, Polish. German. We as a family celebrate their lives

[@cameronschaub3974]

If your house has wheels on it but your car doesn't

[@wayneknox9981]

Hello

[@Brandon7163]

😂😂😂

[@TheAznative101]

They are each other's best audience.

[@MyFitness12]

Jeff Foxworthy And Bill Engvall need to do a long show just the two of them...

[@Jeng4280]

Love the one about the ironing board as a buffet table!! :) that had me laughing!!

[@stevendudley5687]

JenG593 My Aunt did that when I was a kid.

[@Thellbro]

In my church we use the pool table...yupp

[@dropkickmurphy4114]

@@Thellbro You have a pool table at your church?? I'm guessing you weren't Southern Baptist! LOL

[@jefffoxworthy6492]

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[@369603]

The one about the daughter's Barbie dream house is a good one as well

[@juniorpena4642]

Bill engval laugh makes it so much funnier 🤣😂

[@urkoolUncle]

Guy is so funny he makes me cry !!

[@TigerCurse16]

The Chinese accent shoes thing always makes me laugh!!! Lol

[@dustinlampston7618]

"If you ever missed 5th grade graduation because YOOOUUU had jury duty"

[@nelsonbrowning2264]

My Favorite and this is for my father who passed way a few years ago . Hitting a deer 65 miles an hour is fast food.

[@marksheiman1538]

And you just had scratches on the bumper.

[@marksheiman1538]

And your 🚛 doesn't have a dent.

[@heatherday1907]

Glad I found this. Needed it.. Thanky yous

[@markusschaffer9712]

If your wife says she's game....and you shoot her... OMG.....dying over here.😂😂😂

[@rachellepierce1243]

That one got me too 😂

[@mikehoage5261]

thanks for making my day better

[@Theweatherlady90]

the cool whip bowls are so me lol

[@OutrageousOrigami]

Stormrunner25 my family too

[@defiantone8556]

+Stormrunner25 Don't feel bad. I always use those big butter bowls. lol

[@karlakirkpatrick8927]

+defiantone hey use want you got nothing wrong with that

[@TheChipmunk2008]

+StormrunnerKC Environmentalism ;)

[@karlakirkpatrick8927]

can relate

[@michaelcameron2166]

Had my first jury duty service today. It's not like 12 angry men it's like 3:52 . Any young kids make a note of that. Don't be arrogant but don't think it's special either.

[@johnpursell3824]

If you shop for your wife's anniversary present at Tractor Supply, you might......

[@debbiedodson6256]

This is so classic! Gotta love it!!

[@bleachfanbk]

The sit on a toilet one is me, fell asleep on one too

[@rodsoutherland]

Trust me I have sat down on a toilet seat and my feet fell asleep felt a bit tingly for a few minutes but it went LMBO 😆😆😆

[@jendel42750]

If you've ever sat on the toilet for so long your legs fell asleep...man, now THAT'S funny! Imagine that happening. You get up, and wobble around on your own legs like a newborn giraffe on The Discovery Channel.

[@nbuehster]

That happens to me sometimes. lol

[@kaitlinsmith1984]

I raised my hand and pointed to myself on that one

[@kegginstructure]

While I was having gall bladder trouble (before it finally got yanked out), my digestion was so messed up that this actually happened to me more than once.

[@JWD26]

This is happening to me as we speak as I’m watching this video on the toilet 😂

[@jendel42750]

@@JWD26 Oh, boy!

[@Themythrilmoth]

I have that same set of salad dishes!!!

[@nbuehster]

4:50 What about "If your daughter's Barbie Dreamhouse has wheels under it"? They recently came out with a Barbie Dream Camper.

[@chantelhopkins3603]

this comedy guy is the best.

[@jamghepetto2711]

They're all here in Florida alright!!!

[@bobbyshaddoe3004]

As someone that's been living in Florida for 20 years, it definitely applies. I've got friends that got that mix of redneck and hillbilly but they're great people.

[@thud9797]

If you've ever bought a t-shirt from a truck stop.... 😀

[@narelleworks8448]

Love Blue Collar guys!

[@imbadrotten5333]

If you use all of your carports to store firewood under but park none of your cars....

[@dmdlove7757]

In other words, "Real Men Of Genius"

[@65coupestang]

YUP, BEEN THERE DONE THAT..SAT ON THE TOILET UNTIL MY LEGS FELL ASLEEP..WHELP WHAT CAN I SAY🤔🤷‍♂️🤨HMM..

[@adrianvazquez4633]

If you have to adjust the way you park depending on the length of your hitch

[@marksheiman1538]

You h?have to climb into your truck using your mirrors.

[@susanhowell6838]

I love these guys❤

[@THECDG999]

A six pack to a funeral??. Heck, I seen live band music, beer and hard licor while putting down the hole a fella. Yep, Mexican country funerals are something else. Like a three days non stop party.

[@ivanleterror9158]

Haven't they heard of an Irish wake?

[@ohwowpapa9911]

If your idea of retiring is putting new Goodyears on your F-150...

[@amyntut]

I was pissed when I found of that wasn't Larry the Cable Guy's real voice. Still funny as hell with Jeff and Bill.

[@jefffoxworthy6492]

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[@levicurtis1082]

Great great stuff right here funny stuff

[@JacobStar91041]

I remember that old Fox Worthy joke, just had a good laugh.

[@mattmania1992]

It’s worth a treasure or two that some of these bonus tracks can only be heard on KZbin, but it’s a shame those are not currently featured in the Apple Music Release just yet. I wish that might be possible soon.

[@keiflang266]

4:21 you’ve done that one engvall 4:25 we went on vacation last winter remember that night he came out of the bathroom and he was like……

[@alinepeed7167]

If you've ever been to drunk to fish.

[@SouthoftheHill]

If your ideal trophy wife is mounted on the wall.

[@jimmyohern6849]

If you walk through the front door of your house and are standing in the back yard you might............

[@nathanreed292]

Yoooooooooou might be misguided. 🤭

[@nbuehster]

If you wear a tube top to a funeral I was watching him on TV one time, and he used that one. I don't know why it isn't on any of his albums. I think one of them should involve spending your honeymoon either at a NASCAR race, or spending your honeymoon watching NASCAR.

[@brianpearis1478]

Lying through your tooth, lol!

[@ChewyBoy-gv4ce]

Brian Pearis that’s me

[@Radman1889]

The very first one... applies to one of my aunts. 🤣

[@lesliewhite3208]

If you have a billy singing bass in more than one room of,your house

[@kyleshiflet9952]

Guilty

[@saragrant9749]

Jeff is guilty of that one 🤣

[@petersonscottb]

If you live in a house that's mobile and have 4 cars that aren't....

[@Lavenderrose73]

Oh my gosh I actually heard a few for the first time! "If someone tells you there's something stuck in your teeth and you pull them out to see what it is..." heck you might just be getting old!

[@ericmonaco4509]

"YOU TAKE SHOES OFF!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@gerardoarellano7698]

“If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain…”

[@marksheiman1538]

Yep.

[@nbuehster]

Did he do one about going on a trip without leaving your house. Like you were living in a mobile home

[@BradenASDF]

If you ever sat on a toilet seat until your leg fell asleep....youuuuuu might be a gamer

[@nbuehster]

That happens to the best of us.

[@nathanreed292]

That mostly happened to me, because I'm a Gamer.

[@nbuehster]

1:02 That one happened recently. 4:14 That occasionally happens to me. 5:14 I think that eventually applies to everybody.

[@shelbystang678589]

If the directions include turn off the paved road

[@nbuehster]

That one (in a way) applies to my family. My family has a cottage that's like that. (It's not our actual home.)

[@beatekreuzer5025]

Was like that at my place. And I'm mad as hell for the town Council having it paved last year.

[@bobbyshaddoe3004]

As a former DoorDash driver, I've had to do THAT plenty of times

[@ellierfromthebronx4531]

If you have a working T.V on top of a broken one, you might be one of my family members...

[@urthboundmisfit]

And the broken one is one of those old lovely console TVs in the wooden cabinet. My grandparents had one my entire childhood and I guess it went to shit sometime in the '90s or '00s. First they put a CRT television on top of it and then at some point in the '00s one of my aunts got them a flatscreen so that went up there instead. The console TV cabinet doubles very well as a TV stand because it is nice and solid and heavy and NOTHING is gonna shake that sucka.

[@jefffoxworthy6492]

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[@jefffoxworthy6492]

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[@beatekreuzer5025]

I stopped watching TV over a year ago. Gave away the good one - one of those old, big things. The second one was broken, and is still standing in my kitchen.

[@jeffcoffman6248]

If u drink beer so u can get the money for the cans

[@tterbay]

Oh lord!

[@brianpearis1478]

Walker Texas Ranger changed your life.

[@denisehedden13]

🥀🖤🥀I love these Guy's🥀🖤🥀☝️

[@justin_your_cousin9273]

If you smoke in your above ground pool

[@jasonnstegall]

Laughter (single) courtesy of Bill Engvall. Miss 'em both. But we'll always have KZbin...

[@smolderbreath3238]

My grandparents are the first one, also with the red cups for everyday use.

[@wayneknox9981]

If you take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree at the corner

[@isaiahkubichek3843]

this is fricken funny

[@rgreed20081]

If your father-in-law has a shotgun with him during your wedding.

[@mikegallant811]

Talk about a shotgun wedding....

[@Hunter-yc4xi]

If you have more than one first name...…….

[@TranslatedAssumption]

Who doesn't bring a sixer to a funeral?

[@jefffoxworthy6492]

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[@robertdees2442]

If your relative got run over because they saw a truck that had dodge written on it.

[@levicurtis1082]

Great stuff

[@1701spacecadet]

I once read The Bridges of Madison County. Not one page of anything to do with construction!!!

[@karlakirkpatrick8927]

+1701spacecadet uh duh

[@TheChipmunk2008]

+1701spacecadet Thanks for saving me the time :D

[@Natasha_2437]

I can be found guilty 100 times for the Walker Texas Ranger one. Heck I could be arrested by Cordell himself.

[@nbuehster]

If you wake up one morning with $1,000,0000 under your pillows. I'm trying to think of alternatives to that.

[@sgt.thomasofdeltasquad2601]

First Blue Collar Comedy Tour Movie

[@cjvs1604]

If one tv only has working audio, and the other only has working video...

[@StevenSimard]

Precisely my good pony, Precisely.

[@johnmckeague7417]

you are the short bus of comedy

[@mcarlkv53]

Makes millions for saying this stuff... man, what a world we live in...

[@michaelwynkoop4776]

Last words. Of star spangled banner is play ball

[@kaitlyne1870]

1:49 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@jefffoxworthy6492]

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[@billea1540]

He great

[@karenritter2574]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it, I can't breathe

[@wintermute0296]

If your grandmother has to use a Polaris six wheeler to get the mail

[@ozzykrahn806]

im guilty of the toilet

[@ClayMorrow91]

If you think God looks kinda like Hank Williams Jr.

[@sponnnacona1146]

AMERICA!!!!

[@ryoamora8655]

EUROPE!!!!!!

[@bkpskits359]

AMERICA

[@Thellbro]

Murica

[@HellhammerSS]

Bill laughing at everything

[@saragrant9749]

Hard not to when Jeff is doing his thing 🤣

[@cameronschaub3974]

If you have more children than you do teeth

[@nathanreed292]

You might be a dentist.

[@jennajedden2466]

"well they love to hunt" some guy: YEAHHH

[@jefffoxworthy6492]

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[@mmanch01]

If you drive a 1965 Ford Truck...

[@keiflang266]

3:05 WHAT

[@keiflang266]

1:47 1:49you take shoes off

[@jenniferdelay9669]

Keep smiling

[@trikerider1038]

If you call Olan Mills before they call you.......