Kids Versus Old Folks

[@SharonMcGraw-r4q]

As being a retired Restaurant Manager of 30 years…gratitude!

[@loriyonkers8734]

I love it! "I woke up 2 days later laying in the back yard, talking to Elvis" what a hoot!

[@jaypritchett6846]

_“Say hello to my little friend.”_ 🤭 lol

[@saragrant9749]

“Get up ya baby I take 4 of those and go to the grocery store!”😂😂

[@snowchrome7289]

Jeff Foxworthy is one of my favorite comedians of all time. He never fails to make me laugh. We need more people like him in the world.

[@gabaghoul23]

hes deep south and not doing comedy- just daily observations here...

[@Nancy-uc2tu]

Him, Ron white, Larry the cable guy, Ingvall. All together are a hoot.

[@bobbesemer6967]

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[@bobbesemer6967]

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[@bobbesemer6967]

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[@jenniferbassfirstchannel]

The world needs laughter more than ever right now!

[@cordeliadaniels7737]

He is priceless ! We need more funny people in the world !

[@calvincrews3885]

Jeff Foxworthy is the cleanest Comedian of all

[@DarkKnight2006]

Jim gaffigan as well cant leave him out

[@lynnkanerva4519]

Love Jeff's sense of humor. It's refreshing, he doesn't have to use foul language to be funny. We feed the squirrels peanutbutter bread. My older sister and l watch them eat while we eat breakfast. I sometimes say 'one of these days we might have to eat them darn things', they eat better than we do. There's alot of squirrels in our subdivision, sometimes l see one cross the road, l'm tempted to speed up---DINNER !

[@darlenebuck7825]

and he goes based on real life happenings not something made up.

[@jaypritchett6846]

I know! Bad language is *everywhere now* 😣

[@ReginaJames-e5o]

So very funny

[@kennethneece4838]

I love Jeff Foxworthy’s humor!😄😄 He’s funny!

[@auntiem873]

I was at a small restaurant with my grandfather who had a hearing aid, that is iffy if it works or not. This was a not working time. He said “I like coming here cause it’s always full of cops. They know where the best tasting food for the lowest prices.” He was talking normally but they were all around us. They heard him and smiled but, that was not enough for him. He wanted me to answer him by repeating what he said, to make sure “I” heard him. That is when all 12/15 cops put their forks down and turned towards me, smiling. I repeated what he said but in a loud voice so everyone in the restaurant could hear me, his hearing aid wasn’t working. Grandpa said I should speak up and not mumble, I had to repeat that , Yes, Cops do find the cheapest and best places to eat. The cops smiled and went back to eating. I was so embarrassed.

[@mostlymusic1003]

Lol

[@jaypritchett6846]

My father-in-law has a hearing aid that’s _implanted_ into his head that’s *also Bluetooth!* So, sometimes it looks like he’s talking to you, _but_ he’s on the phone instead! So, you don’t know if you should respond or not 😕 lol Regular Bluetooth headphones you know, because you can see the ear plug. But with him, he’s not nothing in his ear. So, if he’s the only one in the room when you walk in, it looks like he’s taking to himself 🤭

[@auntiem873]

@@jaypritchett6846 -20/30 years ago he would have been locked up for talking to himself. Holding a conversation with an imaginary person. Today, we don’t know. Is he on his phone or, is he talking to his imaginary friend? Got to love technology, out crazy the Crazy people. 🤣🤣

[@moocyfarus8549]

Do you want to stop the sniffles or not feel your head Bwahahaha

[@jaypritchett6846]

1:10 seiners get ahold of some good stuff! 🤣 Get up ya baby! I take four of those and go to the grocery store!

[@thecowboy9698]

The look on those women's faces when Jeff brought up "astroglide". That was priceless! :-)

[@orangie8426]

I liked even better the reaction people had when he said put it on a Cadillac and get it in a doghouse!! ; )

[@marjnussby1516]

Yes, and "it's right next to the condominiums".

[@lance_wavy]

@@marjnussby1516 😂😂

[@jaypritchett6846]

*Astro-glide is horrible!* My hubby and I had to look for other stuff to keep the squirrels off!!! 🤭 lol

[@lisacassar9514]

Ah hahaha Ron White squirrels in the old guys bathing suit

[@SRHurst-kj5mx]

I love this guy's sense of humor and never laughed so hard!

[@samanthamanley4624]

S.R. Hurst funny man

[@laurabragg8421]

Listen to his buddy, Bill engvall

[@marykuball1167]

Jeff you've gotta be the funniest around. Wish your kind of comedy would last for ever.

[@insomniafun8751]

"It's really good stuff, apparently you can put it on a Cadillac and you can get it into a doghouse" LMAO I miss the days of Foxworthy's comedy tours.

[@barbara.hagofsky166]

Jeff Foxworthy can always make me laugh!

[@D3M0NK1LL3R]

My favorite part: "Don't look now, but the man behind us is cross-eyed as a bat!" 😆😂

[@jaypritchett6846]

1:10 seiners get ahold of some good stuff! 🤣 Get up ya baby! I take four of those and go to the grocery store!

[@bigD1988]

😡🤬 not funny to laugh at mental challenges people! My son is cross eyed

[@davidmartin5483]

@@bigD1988 but you must admit people can't help but look sonetimes and that is ok. I home you have though your kid that because it will happen and then the only thing he can do is accept that maby put in an explanation or a funny comeback and than go on with his life. And they are not laughing at the crossedeyed guy themself, wich I can hardly imagine is good for him to be at a movie given that it might be difficuld to follow the actions or maby not maby you can clear me up on that one, but on the rection his mother in law had. He sayed that he was embarresed and also she sayed that he should not look (or at least try to make it not to obvious), reason being that it is inpolite to do so.

[@Jackskellington9100]

I'm crying with laughter

[@stevenporter7459]

Do you want to cure the sniffles or not feel your head

[@mandysimmons2769]

And he's sweet to his fans.

[@justinbarrett2343]

I love Jeff Foxworthy, he's hilarious.

[@brandonwaggoner4247]

"Don't you lie to me, Ed!" That's all i came for lol

[@atflorida1414]

Me too!!!

[@augustasongs1]

@@atflorida1414 I tell you the people who have to have some to wipe their but, they hate it a lot more than you who wipe does.

[@ryanzimmerman1594]

I was more for "Don't look now!... But the man behind us is cross-eyed as a bat!!!"

[@JoshuaEisenbart]

You don't need to be old to love recliners. I'm 18 and love them.

[@finley_seth]

Thank you for helping me feel better about myself as I approach 30, lol

[@jeffweed3947]

When I was a teen I'd use the recliner until dad got home.

[@gaiasguardian205]

OMG, the astro glide and the squirrels!😂 💀

[@jims7501]

The woman at 4:28, at the mention of Astro Glide - classic!!! :-D

[@mariealexander7412]

Jim S I am so glad you mentioned that lady. That was as funny as Jeff, lol

[@retiredyeti5555]

I never thought of using the Astroglide on the birdfeeder poles, but Jeff did! However, I used to sit on my elevated back porch at dusk with my BB pistol and infra-red sight, and wait for the raccoons to come raid the cat food dishes on the deck. I have watched this video countless times, and I laugh myself silly every time!

[@maryellenshock]

My dad used Vaseline on ours.

[@SharonMcGraw-r4q]

😅😅😅😅

[@patrickmichaellangan576]

I love the way Jeff said “ED?” And then shook his head. Nobody made the name Ed sound funnier than Jeff Foxworthy.

[@vikramsarangan18]

Started to watch him after the roast of Jeff foxworthy...... He deserves all his success, great material

[@jillcox259]

I so feel this. My current are 8 and 10. My Mama is 82.

[@keithking0463]

A favorite comedian for sure

[@ladyjatheist2763]

I do love Jeff Foxworthy's humor!

[@jasonstraight1320]

His genius is his delivery. Half of these stories would not be as funny without it.

[@rachelm2041]

Busting out laughing!! 😆🤣 Jeff is so funny!

[@ladysnake8449]

When it comes to profanity in comedies, I take it or leave it, and I'm a millennial! Even though I am happy to know that I still don't have any kids and happily single, I know that dealing and taking care of my elderly parents is stressful enough. Who needs babies when you're already taking care of your Elder people! For the first time in my life I know a parenting is all about!

[@carmendawnallan8871]

Never Change,Jeff Foxworthy. 👍.

[@kissmine1790]

I owe the CD but, I never get tired of watching it on utube!! FoxWorthy is worth it...😆😆😆he kills me every time.

[@joshuabrooks4907]

"Get up, you baby! I take four of those daily and go to the grocery store!" That's something my mom would say.

[@consumerreporter1547]

Same 😂

[@naomiemoore5725]

And something i do . . .

[@saragrant9749]

Mine too😂

[@giraffeNana2023]

Humor without vulgarity! 👏👏😂

[@gabaghoul23]

once he said ASTROGLIDE - immediately panned to al females in the audience with hands on their heads- we know what YOU know.

[@Rachel_Skye]

I love Jeff foxworthy he is so funny and keeps me laughing

[@heatherlowe7330]

You gotta look 🤣🤣🤣 Jeff is so hilarious!!!

[@shawnmerring9337]

Say hello to my little friend💊💊💊💊

[@thebadcellist]

I never stopped laughing. Jeff is the best!!

[@violagentsch]

No profanity jokes. What a blessing. Good old comedy.

[@jaypritchett6846]

Look up the “Dry Bar”, it’s a bunch of comedians that’s don’t use profanity in their skits

[@robertf6344]

Have 'chick comedy' vids showing up in my youtube. There's not a single one where the lady isn't talking about sex through most of it and/or talking about the V word and the P word. I'm no prude but the stuff isn't even funny.

[@violagentsch]

@@robertf6344 exactly

[@joannestealey4482]

Yep that's what I love about his comedy

[@4evernate28]

You haven’t heard his REALLY early shit, have you?

[@sonjawright518]

My 67yr old step father has built a snipers nest in the master bathroom that overlooks the backyard to get the squirrels with his air-soft BB rifle. He told me picked off 6 in one day last fall.

[@406Steven]

Before he passed, my grandfather used to wake up early in the morning to shoot the stray cats off his RV because they kept peeing on the sunshade. But he kept a bird feeder and would feed the squirrels separately to keep them off the bird food. One of my favorite stories of his was when he slept in one morning and the squirrel was banging on his sliding glass door because the food hadn't been set out yet.

[@sonjawright518]

UnsulliedSpy squirrels are good for letting you know it’s meal time, lol

[@406Steven]

@@sonjawright518 I just thought it was the funniest thing, sucker was apparently standing on its hind legs and pounding on the window obviously irritated that the food hadn't been put out yet. And this was in Granada Hills, California (basically a part of the LA megalopolis) where you don't really expect wildlife to be right in your back yard just a few yards from your pool. Suckers were sure insistent on getting their seeds, though!

[@sonjawright518]

UnsulliedSpy that is a really cute story, I think squirrels are adorable little critters.

[@jonathanmorrisey5771]

@@sonjawright518 Squirrels are just rats with good publicity. - David Letterman

[@rogerdavies6226]

do you know why grand kids and grand parents get along so well--------common enemy

[@camh6328]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@midnightshadow2400]

I love that lol good job haha

[@VrgniaMailman]

I bought a card for my sister and her hubby. They have 3 kids, all of them are now 36 or more. One in particular, even though he is now a father himself and a great guy, could be rambunctious as H when he was 5. For his parents, now grandparents. Pictured is a grandmother with a plate of choc chip cookies, and her young grandson and granddaughter are eating cookies and screaming happily as they run fast around her. She says, "Now that you're all jacked up on sugar and caffeine, it's time to take you home to Mommy and Daddy" .... Inside the card: "Grandchildren: the funniest form of payback."

[@VrgniaMailman]

They called me up two days later laughing and laughing. I told them, "Call Matt in a couple of days. I sent one to him also!!" He is their son, the former rambunctious 5 year old.

[@grandmother1n]

@@VrgniaMailman heh heh heh heh.........Now THAT'S FUNny!!!! Loved it !!

[@pspicer777]

Never heard of this comedian before. What a treat. Smart, witty, and clean.

[@joshuabrooks4907]

How can you not hear about a comedian who's been in the business for nearly 40 years?

[@pspicer777]

@@joshuabrooks4907 Comedy is not my "thing". Retired recently, so am broadening my exposure to things non-engineering. Good times.

[@ominousmaximus]

The blondes face in the crowd knew exactly and remembered all about the astroglide lmbo

[@arthurjohnson2461]

Thank so Mr. JEFF FOXWORTHY you've been so Good, Thank U Man!

[@retiredtom1654]

Absolutly funny man and no profanity needed. What a concept!

[@mikejones6898]

so timely, so true. i am 58 yr's old.

[@ProCoach2373]

One of the funniest skits I've ever seen! Clean comedy too! That makes all the difference in my opinion.

[@sherichapman8832]

Yep, Jeff Foxworthy knows what he’s talking about😂

[@imtopher61]

Put a slinky on the bird feeder pole. It'll drive the squirrels nuts!!!

[@ColonelCampbellAI2024]

Bless you, Jeff 💙

[@PostalPatriot556]

That's why the Japanese take in the parents and let them watch/help with the kids and the other way around. They balance each other out and keep each other balanced out.

[@joanjohnson1819]

Not only the Japanese that was the standard in America

[@misterwhipple2870]

Make 'em work for their Ramen.

[@susanwest8239]

Jeff you are super great!!° God bless you.

[@thecowboy9698]

Jeff is one of best comedians of all time. I like dirty comedians; like George Carlin for example, but I do have to admit, and I think comes from having been raised in a conservative home, it is really refreshing to listen to a comedian who chooses not to resort to profanity in order to be funny. On a sidenote, I remember Jeff had a goatee for a while in some of his shows, and I have to say I think it was a better look for him, as opposed to his Chevron Mustache.

[@turnerdeaton4396]

The Cowboy

[@turnerdeaton4396]

The Cowboy hat trick

[@brightlight9070]

Hee lar eee us....

[@cisium1184]

In a way you've got to be cleverer, more metaphorical, to express some things without profanity - and that can lead to some really inventive, funny stuff.

[@Big_Wash01]

​@@cisium1184Hence why Engvall was so successful right up to his retirement.

[@lance_wavy]

4:37 "...right next to the condominiums" i dont know why that made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣

[@johnlang3198]

A norm crosby moment, At least I think that was his name.

[@glorialittle3656]

never fails to make me laugh

[@johnmartin4119]

2:09 thanks to my grandfather and 3 younger siblings I now have a naturally loud voice even when I’m whisper. Also I think I may be a bit tone deaf. I’m so loud that for one a dress rehearsal for my school musical I was already naturally loud enough for people to hear me with or without the microphone

[@tm13tube]

My mom was rude to servers in restaurants. Then she gave me her card to pay. I gave them $30, $50 tips. They earned it.

[@josephrapelje4670]

I would have whooped your ass the first time. Some of these servers are rude and and suck at their job.... that's beside the point

[@adk_girl70]

Yep!! I'm right there with ya!!

[@laneclaypool8005]

Would you have given them as much if it was your money?

[@bennyrobertson4591]

The point was he's pissed at his mom..

[@Louis.DeGuzman]

We love you here in The Philippines

[@joeframo3347]

Hello Jeff it's Joe from Atlanta Georgia you brought a lot of joy in my life when a lot of your jokes thank you for making people happy your best friend

[@lydialas8756]

@Hello Joe how are you doing

[@Jeng4280]

I got to see this guy and Larry the Cable Guy in person last night and they are hilarious!!!!!

[@elizabethroberto7862]

+nicisfan29...... & he was "LIVE?"

[@Jeng4280]

+Elizabeth Roberto yes! I got to see them both at a show in my town. It was AWESOME! Larry the Cable Guy was hilarious! And so was Jeff Foxworthy!

[@elizabethroberto7862]

ncisfan29 oh, i think Jeff Foxworthy is much "FUNNER" then Larry the Cable Guy although i have seen his movie called.....Disney's Cars & Cars 2" (as Mater the Tater)

[@jtdupre]

JenG593

[@joetetro2106]

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[@lovetherockies6080]

One of the funniest comedians ever

[@ursaltydog]

If squirrels are driving you crazy by stealing food from your bird feeder.... "You might be a senior".....

[@Big_Wash01]

If you refuse to get out of your recliner even during an emergency or a touchdown celebration, You Might Be a Senior.

[@Jarock316]

If you ever get your chest hair caught in your pants zipper, you might be a senior.

[@ursaltydog]

@@Jarock316 HAHAHAHAH.. :)

[@aprilhinds1827]

"Get up you baby. I take four of those and go to the grocery store." Yeah, when you're sleepwalking because of those pills!

[@memine8795]

I thought she developed an immunity to the side effects

[@spikebrannigan]

He takes the pill she gave him, and the next thing he knows is that it's suddenly 2 days later and he's on the ground, flat on his back, talking to Elvis... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pourlevisual7153]

@@spikebrannigan e0e

[@batboy020876]

Ya idiot we know the line don't need to repeat it ...SHUT UP!

[@MegaBization]

This is where Jeff Dunham got bubba Js voice 😂

[@jayrob121]

The reaction of that girl the camera cut to as soon as he said Astroglide....,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@crazyaces4042]

just found Jeff's channel! I didn't even think he would have a KZbin channel until I found him on Mayim Bialik's KZbin Channel with Jeff. Wow things you learn. Love Jeff! Always. wondering what the latest shows he has had or movies. Last I knew he had a special that is on Netflix in 2022 and I have seen it (still on my list). I miss the Blue Collar Comedy days! Jeff, Larry and Bill are THE BEST COMEDIANS ever as far as I'm concerned. Hope everything is great with you and your family Jeff! Take care

[@user-ed7si9no7i]

We have dueling recliners and our adult kids get the biggest kick out of us. I love getting old and not caring. DAMN! The squirrels, what is up with that!!!! LOL

[@kellyyork3898]

I’m right there with you with those squirrels.

[@KateStealth]

Oh good lord. My mama had an issue with squirrels eating the hair off her palm trees. She would be on the back porch with our high powered BBgun waiting on them. It was like living w Granny Clampet.

[@cjhs2006]

Love You,Jeff

[@SheepdogSmokey]

I'm only 40 and I've hated squirrels for 30 years!

[@annak804]

Sheepdog Smokey squirrels are tasty

[@timtravasos2742]

Excellent observations.

[@Atomic_Mayhem21]

We need get the old Blue collar gang back together.

[@matthewconway1494]

DON'T LOOK NOW! BUT THE MAN BEHIND US IS CROSSED EYED AS A BAT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ComradeChyrk]

Jeff is an inspiration. He proves that you don't need to be funny to be a comedian.

[@themisfitowl2595]

My mother turned to me one day and said "I'm going to design a t-shirt with a picture of a squirrel on it and the squirrel is saying "Excuse me, but your bird feeder is empty." Those squirrels drove her nuts! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@dragondancer1814]

They actually have T-shirts like that online! I’m getting one this year that reads “I have reason to believe the squirrels are mocking me!”

[@jeffedwards6920]

That is so funny...because I was born 9 months TO THE DAY of my parents wedding, too!

[@andrewl2231]

"son, can you go to the drug store and grab some astro glide? ... I know you can hear me!"

[@debbieleeniva4581]

Wish the sound was better but love this guy

[@jaypritchett6846]

1:10 “seniors get ahold of some _good stuff!”_ 🤣 *”Get up ya baby! I take four of those and go to the grocery store!* 🤭

[@wolffgang101]

Your kids diapers were just training for your elderly parents

[@normal11maybe]

Hey buddy I don't know if you are aware that the government is turning the frogs gay. Since Obama took presidency the oval office has turned into a chicken coop and I know about chicken coops because my mom needs chickens and she lives down your street.

[@neko_nightstar1819]

I had to change my grandmother's diapers and I would take a baby any day.

[@zevfarkas5120]

At about 4:26 (when he starts his little "product endorsement"), the look on the woman's face is priceless.

[@LoriSF124]

Now THIS is comedy.

[@leerobertson2901]

Some of his old stuff when the kids were small and family tail's was good.cant hardly find em

[@russelltaylor2429]

This do is a legend

[@charlettea.p.kealoha8050]

So true 👍, Aloha from Honolulu, Hawaii

[@MehIgotnothing]

2:08 is my grandfather to a "T". He isn't subtle at all because everyone can hear him in public. 😂

[@glorianetherland8957]

You're the best, love watching you on tv. One day when you're on Atlanta and I have the money, I hope to be on the front row. Your sister is married to my cousin Fred. They came to our VFW club on Newnan about 3 yrs ago while we were doing karaoke. You are absolutely the best. I've never been to the Fox Theater and I'm 62, imagine that. Maybe you'll be there this yr. Keep on making us laugh. We love ya!!!!! Your follower, Gloria

[@themanfromcabowabo1559]

4:28 An absolute priceless reaction from the blonde lady.

[@lesterhall5145]

Keep having Bdays Jeff.

[@johnbahr8993]

I love all the blue coller comdey tour movies they make me laugh every time I watch them all the people in these movies are hilarious all these movies are definitely worth seeing they will make you laugh do hard and loud

[@CochiseOutlaw]

Hahaha, the lady's face in the background at 4:28 I died laughing.

[@tahimi3801]

Vladislav Lavrov I think that's his wife

[@carmendawnallan8871]

Priceless 😂

[@sheriakers6418]

Vladislav Lavrov f

[@NatandGeorge]

good ol' Astroglide!

[@70sstreetracergal61]

She knows what it is. LMAO

[@andrea4246]

Jeff is the Best.

[@NateTheMovieGuy]

Foxworthy is hilarious

[@derekgriffith971]

i love your jokes

[@KarliBlackwell]

Thank you for this love it

[@ReginaJames-e5o]

Wish I had one of those little green pills, what ever it is.

[@maryvoigt8763]

Why in the world would anyone give thumbs down! Such a funny clean guy!!

[@TonyPhillips-jy7ev]

My grandma did that to me once on a road trip with her and my parents to funny the memories

[@ItzKweenAddie]

Love him! ❤