17 Minutes of Conor McGregor's drunken Twitter rants

Conor McGregor's Twitter is a goldmine.
I subtitled this as best I could. Some might be inaccurate.

[@villian99918]

Connor is the only person I’ve ever heard of that actually uses this twitter feature

[@BillyC1118]

“Connor”

[@imDAZEDandCONFUSED]

I thought he had a special feature no one else had.😂

[@AnPrimWrestler]

Yeah exactly dude. Looks so odd to me. What is it even called?

[@seand9089]

He's too drunk and coked up to type 😂

[@TheDogN8]

Exactly… I thought he was a different app like an a.i app and thought it was fake

[@ICETAKAHASHI]

“I nominate you to brush your teeth, and see the dentist” 💀💀 LMAOOOOOOOOO

[@Jg12331]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jg12331]

Get em outta there we’re not paid bY the hour :? Conor mc Gregor 😂😂😂😂😂

[@whitegoodman7465]

LOL

[@Jaypocalypse]

10:10

[@DarrenMac-yk2gd]

Was a good one but Conor is one of the Irish fellas that never washed his teeth and got veeners instead he had good teeth until he got rich and started staying up all night 😂

[@baselkhartabil8144]

If Knox from roadhouse was on Twitter

[@jameshickey1294]

😂😂😅100% mate ,classic knox😅

[@cisafrulli]

😂😂😂😂

[@CruzKarp]

I’d kill to see that happen if they ever make another Roadhouse reboot movie 😂.

[@wilc4014]

Heyy Fellas

[@vanslang5385]

Conor has found a “loophole “ to act a fool as Knox or whatever character he might be researching for a future role🤔😆The OG CHAMP CHAMP has all the angles!

[@redeyenomore]

Coked up Conor gatekeeping a truly broken leg might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@bigroaststyrone8135]

Lmfaoooo he really is 😂😂😂😂

[@likewise4Gaming]

“Boornes victim” is crazy. 😂

[@sadpotato2k]

[@rhysmorgan9049]

Scaldy estrogen head was my personal fav😂

[@likewise4Gaming]

@@rhysmorgan9049 😂

[@BorisBidjanSaberi11]

Ive been burned and i was laughing so hard

[@jayl0151]

Who’s he on about

[@Galy]

The most powerful that Twitter has ever seen lol

[@joecexe1]

That was a pure cocaine moment, he was fucking tweaking 😂😂😂

[@meatmaestro281]

@@joecexe1”most powder twitter has ever seen”

[@Kronorium]

*Powderful* it’s auto, auto correct can be forgiven on them ones blud.

[@Sigmadrip_41068]

Best one was the ”Fat Estrogen Head“.😂

[@Dar1121]

How does he come to those names 😭😂

[@thefreeencyclopedia7244]

eastrogen

[@Z-AK47]

​@@thefreeencyclopedia7244 oestrogen aktually in English English

[@DarrenMac-yk2gd]

@@Dar1121it’s easy looking at true geordie, I can’t take him seriously since I hear he liked things up his 🕳️ that’s just fkd up for a so called big boy

[@Darth_BNT]

​@@thefreeencyclopedia7244it's not east it's est no a init.

[@YenConjuring]

The most power twitter's ever seen

[@tnuggyz]

Powder lol

[@AmericanPhyscho]

6:51

[@ZUKOVULA]

😂🤣😂

[@earlgrey1320]

@@tnuggyzlol!!!!!

[@WorthlessClips]

1:44 that michael chandler impression made me laugh so hard 😂

[@hanskimproductions7578]

Hearing his American accent is hilarious

[@kingt0295]

“Shuut up yeh tic” kills me

[@EliasRoy]

Sounds like an African American accent 😂😂😂

[@Tankrunsboxing]

Sounds like a old wwe wrestler 😂to me at least

[@ThomasSanti]

​@EliasRoy you seen chandler's kids?

[@Jilbr]

Connor in the commentary box would be chaos 😂

[@YeTism]

Conor is like Tony Montana. He found success but lost his mind

[@gamesandthoughts2388]

More like Van Gogh

[@riskakejik8569]

He just conor

[@Psychedelic_Wolf]

He said he would

[@fernandomaron87]

​@@gamesandthoughts2388Van Gogh lost his mind while he was poor and unknown by everybody except for a small group of modern art enthusiasts. Conor is more like Tony Montana actually.

[@isaacjones5687]

@@gamesandthoughts2388Van Gogh was always severely mentally ill. It didn’t occur as soon as he began gaining traction, and even then, he wasn’t that famous while he was alive, it was only after death he started truly being recognised.

[@AcknowledgeB]

CALL THE COPS😂😂😂

[@eliaskjrbo8142]

That american accent. The best line 😂

[@fhornet3123]

"who scalded you with a kettle" always gets me lol

[@charliereg7221]

0:00 is my wake up alarm

[@Pia-ho9dm]

😂

[@plugoneone]

BRO SAME WTF

[@antonyhunt9700]

😂

[@seand9089]

😂😂😂

[@GoznerPeter]

LOL

[@MMAprospect]

This is kinda like when ur listening to the voice recordings of the Joker in the Batman Arkham games on autoplay.

[@roryc6672]

I just typed the exact same thing and I thought this was my comment😂

[@GubeTube19]

This is hilariously true

[@Angryblonde]

Omg it is

[@red_bigbadwolf2477]

The most POWDER twitters ever seen Hes literally the real life joker 😂😂

[@domsavvy2607]

Was thinking the same thing 😂😂

[@AmericanPhyscho]

6:51

[@anthonymcneil3583]

“Shut up yu tick “ 😂😂

[@elaravaricose]

Like him or not, Conor McGregor is a fooking *GEM* to the world. He’s the reason why a lot of us started watching UFC.

[@Rez_nick]

I don't like him but its true. Pretty much everyone thats between the age of 15 to 25 started watching UFC because of Conor.

[@AALEXWERKOWSKI]

100🍀

[@rorschach7623]

He brought in the lowest common denominator

[@prajjwalbasnet]

Yeah man it’s like he’s the bright light at the end of the tunnel. Whatever he does makes us laugh or hate its always catches people’s attention

[@justinnorth5798]

@@prajjwalbasnetyes used to only watch for him now I know what’s going on in every division

[@joshuacongdon6831]

Conor doing a drunken Joe Rogan impression was priceless

[@jharrjs80]

13:23 this is the best part lmfao the way he interrupts himself shouting is gold

[@Wayne_jetski]

Imagine being a multi, multi millionaire and going on like this 😂😂😂

[@HzrdHaze]

😂😂😂

[@HzrdHaze]

Literally one of the boyz

[@douglas.8271]

Too many snowflakes nowadays ​@@HzrdHaze

[@Wayne_jetski]

@@HzrdHaze lads lads lads oioiiiii!😂

[@thesuplexguy7789]

Fr he a real one

[@Jidds]

Inshalla my lord 🗣️🎶

[@joeyschmidt7546]

i love hearing conor talk in american accent he sounds like a normal american i would never guess that was him. crazy funny

[@shredkaczynski8414]

Nah he sounded like Yoel Romero when he was doing Chandler

[@chasinbacon6554]

The quick “shut up ya tick” at the end is so funny I keep watching it

[@joeyschmidt7546]

@@chasinbacon6554 mcgregor is my favorite trash talker and fighter of all time because chael sonnen is good at talking but he didnt ever back it up. yes chael went out on his shield and tried to back it up but he lost most the time where as mcgregor actually backed it up with kos and belts and practically built the ufc where it is today. they owe him billions for what he has done for that company growing it with fans

[@smerchh915]

What? lmao

[@liamdoran5889]

Michael chandler one was funny af 😂😂😂😂

[@TheLeeBonner]

“Conor McGregor, you gotta fight come back and fight someone. I am the most entertaining lightweight on the planet!” “Shut up ya tick” Brilliant 😂😂

[@DJ95529]

One of the best ones lmfao

[@ImJusWatching]

he’s pure entertainment honestly

[@KamilleBidanApologist]

This man's so unhinged but so witty and hilarious 😂

[@frances4007]

The senator Flynn had me screaming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jayramos6942]

I nominate you to brush your teeth 😂😂😂😂

[@pavasite4278]

1:45 never thought I’d hear John marston calling out Conor McGregor

[@zoso2020]

This is insane. You're listening to the internal dialog of an actual insane man

[@sentientdogma1206]

“Meester Eestrogen” LMFAO

[@SelfulStudio]

when he started rapping 😂😂😂

[@aleco678]

😂😂

[@beatsbyg7120]

Didn’t expect this to be so good😂

[@barry4649]

The most power Twitters ever seen 😂

[@ironchiri5251]

Bro does on public what we all do when were fooling around when we are alone

[@grlfcgombeenhunter2897]

Facts 😂

[@imanawfulprick]

"I broke my leg better than you did"😂 is basically what the Anthony Smith one was saying...nuts.😂

[@user-kq2rd7wo8s]

called him a shit fighter for not fighting till his leg snaps 🤣🤣🤣

[@dlife7427]

And Keep kicking until ya snap ya fookin leg in half. Haha

[@BobJones-hg3rm]

been looking for some of these for so long😂

[@suttonx3152]

Icl I didn't expect that line at 2:58 to go so hard😭

[@travis4256]

the most powder twitter has ever seen

[@360Fov]

WELL I....WON'T BACK DOWN

[@sweetboyFUT]

WHO'S THE DADDY AT ACROBATIC MIXED MARTIAL ARTS

[@mrbo4576]

4:20 “we’re not paid by the hour” actually genius

[@ImagoofybaII]

1:02 Best one, "Any type of threatening behaviour" LMAO

[@codymachado]

That shit gets me every fucking time 😂 wtf did Bisping even do to him hahahah

[@liamdoran5889]

Some how I understand what he means when he calls true geordie a burns victim 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Essex007]

Bones off the film, pretty sure but who knows 😂

[@robertmahood9481]

@@Essex007no burns victim cuz his face is like a tomato

[@underdogpsychosis2841]

He mean TG look like a person who's suffered 3rd degree burns to the face 😅😂

[@kiwicoproductions2828]

“That’s a knee to a grounded opponent, call the cops!” Had me absolutely dying. The Fake American Joe Rogan Accent was ridiculous hahahahahahah

[@ryanohatfield]

Well done this must have been hard work to subtitle lol

[@rhysmorgan9049]

Thank you so much for curating all of these!

[@PandemoniumPirateRadio]

I'm setting this entire rant as my alarm clock 😂

[@holiday2718]

the most power twitter has ever seen

[@andrewzamarripa3247]

This reminds me of the wwe voicemails you’d get in road to wrestle-mania 😂

[@roryc6672]

Dude it reminds me of the Arkham asylum voice tapes😂

[@ameersirhanshorts]

Hahahahahhahahhahaha tge greatest video EVER! thank you for this masterpiece. Please never delete this. Imma download this to use these audios for future MMA Content on my channel 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dereksendrak]

Thank u for saving this! This is pure gold!

[@john-perrybentley2649]

Dustin Pea Head 🤣

[@siddharthsehgal2349]

Lmao dude went to war with Dagestan for Artem and they still fall out 🤣🤣💀💀 that is fucking jokes

[@Bathingwookie]

Watching this on 2x speed is a new experience.

[@instaves]

“Call the cops” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Pia-ho9dm]

This is comedy gold

[@asandamadondo2390]

15 seconds in and laughing🤣🤣🤣 "burns victim looking ting"

[@HoboHunterRik]

McGregor singing Ishallah in place of Kumbaya is really funny to me

[@trueking1857]

This is amazing

[@Sagarock]

"Who the fook are you" 😂

[@ghoul5371]

Well I won’t back down 🎶🤠

[@joaomachado4443]

Next time I’m bored on traffic, this is exactly what I’ll be listening to. This is an absolute treasure😂

[@vercingetorixavernian8978]

THE BISPING roasts are HILARIOUS 😂

[@RyzzeRose]

Fucking love him man😂only thing I can’t stand that he’s said was the shit about khabibs father that was dark and vile. Everything else … gold

[@capalottyslimalini2878]

the best ASMR out here

[@adamz7282]

The rap was hard ngl 😂

[@tacticalmattress]

Ain't no way this man mimicked the Michael Chandler callout 😂😂😂

[@VACHAUD]

Some of them looks like audio tapes you can find in video games

[@BobbyKBkfc]

In fallout

[@qwertusuz4715]

the Irish joker

[@LifeOfAng1]

best video of 2024 thank you

[@FloridaMango]

The first foreigner with actually funny American accents.

[@highiqtalks9386]

thank u for the compilation my dude..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thelaw7899]

Best vid I've seen in a long time, masterpiece 🤣🤣

[@IsaiahSeeley-qg8hy]

I never realized how truly entertaining this is tell now

[@ThomasSanti]

That Chandler impression was spot on. Conor's second talent

[@tbreeze3]

Leaving these as voicemails on my friends phones as we speak

[@abdellahkarrouchi3031]

"Do you wanna go to war man yah?" 😂😂😂

[@MrElectricSkittles]

This is comedy gold 😂

[@liohi8829]

As an Irish person, I just think it’s funny when he calls someone “tick” no American is gonna know what that means lmaoo

[@jamesyman007]

This is Gold!

[@jamessimpson710]

INSHALLAH MY LORD

[@aitor-bw4pk]

I can listen to this all day long guys

[@dsams47]

Legend no other character will ever be like him 💯💯💯

[@mistermiyagi6073]

I NEEDED THAT LAUGH MAN

[@Nugzz187]

What an absolute fucking weapon!!! 😂😂😂

[@Zer0JusTice-qh8bc]

“The most power twitters ever seen”😂😂😂

[@codymachado]

Any type of threatening behaviour

[@jordanunknown5128]

I fall asleep to this.

[@iai2354]

'fookin tick ya'

[@ZippyChannelgaming]

6:19 this gets me every time 😂

[@koba0798]

this gold

[@chrisspedling75]

Achievment unlocked! Collect all voice recordings

[@Angryblonde]

I come back here every couple days, always makes me laugh

[@anthonyreed480]

I just watched the new Roadhouse, and this was essentially the character, lol

[@RUTSG]

The most power twitters ever seen

[@khrizgonzalez]

“Once Knox is on the job it’s ova babyy” 🤡👹

[@TheMAU5SoundsLikThis]

The gingivitis in the uaireachtas one is unreal 😂

[@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi]

He's one of the most undeniably hilarious human beings I've ever seen, honestly such a gem of entertainment. Long may he reign as King of Crazy.

[@kevinmurphy5878]

This is by far the most unhinged series of recordings ive heard from someone who is not currently or formerly in prison for a major crime

[@Liam_Noman]

Mac for the Commentary Box

[@tony_dogs]

8:23 is the stuff of legends

[@Kouroupettos243]

What a masterpiece!