19 Dangerous Homemade Firewood Processing Machines

Explore the wild world of DIY firewood processing with our compilation of 19 jaw-dropping homemade machines! From ingenious designs to powerful innovations, witness the creativity and danger as these machines tackle the task of turning logs into firewood. Whether it's out of necessity or pure inventiveness, these contraptions are not for the faint of heart. Join us on this thrilling journey through the extremes of homemade engineering, but remember: safety first! Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe for more exciting DIY adventures!
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[@ThisFinalHandle]

Worst clickbait title for 19 practical/safe firewood saw/splitters.

[@ollok2496]

Safe? You don’t have any clue about how dangerous the first splitter is. With a similar splitter like the first one an 8 year old boy was killed once here in Germany. There is a reason for that such rotaional wedges are forbidden for professional use here.

[@Roy-gi5ul]

@@ollok2496an 8 yr old should be nowhere near such machinery! Adults keep your hands away from the trap zone and you'll be perfectly safe.

[@MichaelHall69]

I mean they may have exaggerated just a little 😅

[@K.J.Ray421]

@@ollok2496 If you watched the whole video, then you would have noticed that there wasn't a kid anywhere near the 19 machines. There was a reason I was the firewood stacker until I was a teenager. Then I was shown how to use the belt driven buzz-saw hooked to the front of our 60's case tractor. It was dangerous sure, but only if the operator was careless or not familiar with the saw. You could lay a few 3 inch logs on the spring loaded table at once, but it was really fast for our smaller firewood. So cutting maple branches 1-2 inches, it would work for 4-5 at once. Much quicker than a chainsaw.

[@K.J.Ray421]

@@HighTech.360 It's funny how those people are always the same ones who would hurt themselves using a pair of Pre-K scissors.

[@aaronflanagan8983]

I love listening to 1970 s adult film music when I watch machines working with wood.

[@march1138]

If you like the music, check out Khruangbin

[@randygreen007]

You literally just took the words right out of my mind. 😏😂 But I was going to put “while these machines are handling their wood”.

[@rpm2dayg648]

Yeah, Baby, oooh.

[@K.J.Ray421]

All of the music with none of the hair! It's a win win.

[@scpvrr]

Where is the homemade? Where is the dangerous?

[@davidcat1455]

Where’s your glasses?

[@mikecumbo7531]

@@NathanBd-zw5ptyou mean don’t use common sense?

[@Blueboy9055]

Hardly think some of these are homemade!!

[@markawbolton]

None of them particularly dangerous. If you are careful.

[@ryanbeard1119]

They wish, the one in the add looks like it's a modified cooking pot.

[@takovejchhodin4780]

children too

[@Blueboy9055]

@@HighTech.360 I don’t doubt that!

[@ryanbeard1119]

Homemade doesn't mean inside a literal commercial home without fabrication means....

[@kaybee5150]

What was so dangerous (well, in untrained hands they are) and homemade about these machines.

[@ethanpayne4116]

the title is just clickbait unfortunately

[@p38arover22]

@@ethanpayne4116 No, surely not on KZbin! 😀

[@Trackratz-zl9di]

I think it's more like why that have 30 warning stickers on a step ladder these days . They can't be seen as endorsing or promoting the use of anything more dangerous then a nerd football

[@Fantasy179]

Clickbait - One dislike for this video from me!

[@teeanahera8949]

The one with the T shape top on the blade that split then travelled down a T shaped slot in the metal was extremely dangerous. One moment of inattention and your hand just got dragged through that T shaped slot. So at least one was dangerous.

[@christopherwillson4269]

Only four of these would classify as "Home made"

[@butterg9535]

After delivery you stick it on your tractor, at home, so ...

[@RB-bd5tz]

Most of these are "homemade" only in the sense that they were made on our home planet.

[@AmericanThunder]

The one mounted on the front of the tractor that cuts and splits it is amazing, and 100% safe.

[@Klaaism]

Only issue with I've ever heard/seen with similar models was the monotony. Maybe the occasional wedged piece of wood; however, that's typical with most hydraulic splitters

[@tannerbonnema9332]

Halverson Wood Splitter, amazing product!

[@movaughn20]

OK, wheres machine to split knotty, twisted, oak rounds?

[@krokodil191]

95% of machines are not homemade, but still great video

[@Grindolgarage]

My daughter is two and makes me play this for her. Apparently wood cutting is a calm zone for her 😂

[@sigol_ajae]

All the machines look so useful. Less callus will be on my hands.

[@patriley9449]

As one who owned a tree service and firewood business for over 40 years, I seldom cut trees that were totally straight grained. Most of them had large crotches that could not be split into firewood by many of these machines. We used a guillotine splitter that would work on all types of wood.

[@jackradzelovage6961]

i got a 27 ton for myself for a reason, and ive still managed to max that out. though that could be the 30 year old pump wearing, or the snowblower engine on it not being top shelf

[@bwilliams463]

Don't know about 'dangerous,' but they're definitely fascinating. I think, as usual, the 'dangerous' part depends on the intelligence of the operator.

[@dr.a006]

Title change: “19 NOT dangerous and NOT homemade wood processing machines.”😂

[@5amH45lam]

There's something immensely satisfying about grinding organic matter into a useful composting/fuel material. You get to clear space, recycle waste and create useful product. All in one action. Triple whipple!

[@H-AmazingWorks-wb9oo]

Just imagine that one day you need to use these machines

[@zloiodessit.1119]

Чуть отвлечёшься - затянет рукав и ты превратишься в Катю Смирнову из "Зайчика"..

[@joesalaman3503]

Only the second one looks "homemade", but just shows how many ingenious ways there are to chop/split wood.

[@ManofCulture]

The last one too

[@totallysmooth1203]

I used a maul all those hard years.

[@metricstormtrooper]

@ 3.52, I love the way you call a fing shingle splitter a fire wood machine.

[@BlenderStudy]

Thank you for the update, Tech Freeze..!! Awesome chippers and processing machines..!!

[@MartinMMeiss-mj6li]

Some neat machines here, but very few of them are homemade, and most of them don't look particularly dangerous. Another click-bait headline.

[@oswaldooliveira448]

Gostei muito da cor do Par de Luvas.

[@CS80undermybed]

Great stuff! Imagine landing here because you searched for videos of big impressive choppers in action... !

[@jemmyh2511]

A good compilation. Although, as stated previously, by many, they are anything but "homemade"! That said, neither are they all producing "firewood"?

[@p38arover22]

I’d like to see some of the machines take on Australian hardwoods.

[@kennyriach]

Just thinking the same thing - lets see how they go with a lump of Wooly Butt!!

[@jamesofallthings3684]

Man that second one was terrifying. I bet if he let go of the handle for a second it'd be over.

[@CIS101]

The title is misleading as with many KZbin videos. So a lot of these machines are not NOT homemade, but all are dangerous one way or another. Regardless, I like the range of solutions from small to large. Obviously there are maximum diameters of tree trunks involved so it might be difficult to tell if a trunk is too large for a given machine.

[@eugeneminton2613]

amazed at the lack of eye protection and "possible" other protective gear/systems being nowhere to be seen.

[@timlewis5096]

I have to wonder at the defenitionb of fire wood when watching this video. There where some machines that were not producing wood for burning!!!

[@kennardjohnson7875]

The first vid helical saw for its purpose is the best and quickest.for equipment used,every thing else evolves alot of equipment.

[@ralanham76]

The bob cat attachment looks awesome and safe

[@colinclenton7693]

Try that on some good old hardwood from a land down under??? Then tell me how good it is???

[@dodge73dart]

I notice that the log splitters and cutters are all using uniformly shaped soft woods. In the real world of cutting and splitting of good hard woods there are numerous sizes and shapes that would easily challenge most of these machines. I’ll stick with my east to maintain universal chain saws and 26 ton vertical splitter.

[@jackradzelovage6961]

these are all for fast processing of a single type or narrow ranges of tree, ie a lot covered in just hemlocks or something.

[@user-li3no8lj2u]

I dunno ; I kept thinking of the movie " Fargo " the whole time ...

[@dalekrinke2674]

Strange didn’t see many homemade machines??

[@robertslugg8361]

Now we need 19 dangerous homemade silage blowers.

[@mangiblotarinawabag4964]

Great wood processing machines for soft wood varieties. They'd choke on solid hardwood though.

[@Bierstadt54]

Next video will be the 10 More Homemade Nuclear Supercarriers

[@04fys513]

Most of those woods are either soft or have little grain. They should try the red oak that I have to deal with. The bigger machines would do ok, but not the first few.

[@SteveO2027]

Half of these homemade machines look so good they look like the could even maybe actually be commercially available machines 😲 🫨

[@aaronburdon221]

Can I have that spinny mulcher. That thing was awesome.

[@Andy-df5fj]

Are there any wood processing machines that aren't dangerous?

[@TheAsthmatic91]

If properly used, they're safe. Also, many of these appear to be commercially used.

[@tommyrussell1415]

So the comercial automated processers are not home made or unsafe. The home made machines would benefit from guards on the belts, chains, n pto shafts. That cutter in 12.28, welder needs to get a grinder, those beads were rough.

[@Takyodor2]

Title: DaNGeroUs wOod pROceSsInG MacHiNes!! Video: Commercial for safe wood processing machines -.-

[@Sara-L]

6:05 - apparently this device doesn't need manual assistance, yet you have someone pretending to move things off the conveyor. 7:25 - this isn't compost material, its wood stove material.

[@newzealandfromadjimini2cor452]

Overall value for money and simplicity and safety .. I vote the spiral cone the best ... it could do with being 200mm longer to assure it splits all the way through.😊

[@jhonsiders6077]

I saw like 4 homemade units the rest were commercially manufactured Those ones with the rotating screws are very safe the ones with those hammers I would have a foot switch on them !!

[@veranet99]

"rotating screws are very safe", yeah, until those loose sleeves get wrapped around that axle.

[@jhonsiders6077]

@@veranet99 A small company in Tao's new mexico made one in the early 70s called the stickler i saw it demonstrated you could bolt it on the axle of a car and they had a 3 point PTO one for your tractor one of the things he did was take his jacket and rub it on the turning screw it never got caught on it . I have the PTO one i watch what im doing when I used it but never caught a sleeve on it but I did do that on a drill press a few years ago . Their is now some one selling one to put in your drill to split up fire wood kindling ,

[@MartinMMeiss-mj6li]

I think a foot switch would be more dangerous. I would all BOTH hands to be in the way of the cutters.

[@sephardim4yeshua155]

The first log spliter would be great if he would wear shorter sleeves. One day, that jacket will get caught, and he will look like the wood.

[@totallysmooth1203]

I guess I should thank God for the heart attack while scrounging firewood in desperate financial hardship. Some mighty tough yyears, for sure. Thank you lord for keeping my hands whole and uninjured in those years.

[@mattikaki]

Homemade? Dangerous? These were factory made and most of them were safe. NAARVA was made here in Finland by Pentin paja Oy.

[@hikolanikola8775]

i like the screw one the best, seems least dangerous and yes some of those wood spliters are dangerous

[@user-ky4nx8sn3f]

Аппарат на прицепе - самый лучший вариант: компактно, мобильно, безопасно, быстро.

[@yaroslav_45rf]

После второго видео захотелось калуном помохать😂

[@UKMechanic-mr2kv]

homemade?!

[@stevebarbier5602]

NOT homemade...............................

[@Underpar26]

That first screw is right at the worst height it could be. Could you imagine getting that caught in there?

[@WiIdbiII]

Some of those look like something Wiley Coyote would have come up with.

[@healthymedicinalfruits]

amazing i must say

[@dwaynezilla]

That corkscrew on the PTO is speed run mode for PTO injury and death

[@harveysmidlap]

Where's the one with the guy with the Croc's on and his spinning flywheel wood splitter?

[@MishaDaBear]

The only truly dangerous ones were that ones that came over and through the slit on the table or wall, every other was safe with respect to the tool!

[@Gumbatron01]

If only my fire wood was so straight gained and easy to split.

[@joewoodchuck3824]

Safety is in the proper usage of any tool. I think these are all great. I do think the human powered inertia splitter could be improved with a counterweight in place of a spring though.

[@Trackratz-zl9di]

I have seen a homemade one built just that way and it worked ever well.

[@joewoodchuck3824]

@@Trackratz-zl9di You do understand that the spring subtracts from the available energy, right? A counterweight would retain the energy instead of taking it away. It's more efficient.

[@Trackratz-zl9di]

@@joewoodchuck3824 You misunderstood me the one I saw was built the way you said with a counter weight and it worked great.

[@joewoodchuck3824]

@@Trackratz-zl9di Doh!

[@charlesloomis2224]

Watching this is therapeutic.

[@FU-wd9sl]

Gefährlich ? Genial !

[@user-sn6yu7ui5o]

А если бы все эти машины работали на дровах а не на бензине ,дизеле и электричестве ,то было бы эффективнее

[@rockradstone]

That first guy should consider wearing short sleeves. 🤨

[@reidflemingworldstoughestm1394]

Anything that can turn a big piece of wood into small pieces of wood is dangerous.

[@randygreen007]

First guy might want to rethink those hoodie laces dangling down like that. Other than that it’s probably safe enough.

[@jasonothot1474]

2nd guy needs the tire trick.

[@ASADWORLDITIS]

Wow, whoever built that Varna S23 has amazing handyman skills!!! Congrats, you just made the do not recommend list!😊

[@sephardim4yeshua155]

The third cutter is very dangerous. One day, someone's hand or arm will be shattered by it.

[@horstlobers8444]

Wenn ich mit den Holzvollernter Kleinholz mache kann ich doch gleich mit Diesel heizen, oder ?

[@DukeCronenwerth]

Jo, ohne Handschuhe und ohne Schutzbrille

[@BeSafety]

靴の紐とかベルトが絡まったらと思うと、背筋がぞっとします

[@lukas54242]

On today’s episode of how to get rid of your limbs 💀

[@pawz007]

That 1st one..."helical screw minimizes flying chips ensuring safety." 🤣🤣 right cuz debris is the only dangerous thing about woodsplitting machines. Love the ingenuity and creativity tho...just dont say it "ensures safety"

[@5amH45lam]

Italian craftsmanship. Is there such a thing? I could see rust on that machine and it looked brand new. 😉 (10:46)

[@thisIsSomeShite]

home·made /ˌhō(m)ˈmād/ adjective made at home, rather than in a store or factory.

[@coopersrace7277]

From what I could see, it was all soft wood. Love to see how many of these could handle our Australian redgum, iron bark or grey box.

[@roberthewett7525]

Or on a bit of West Australian Wandoo😂

[@outlawet3fan483]

I do know who ever is burning these little sticks of fire wood for heat are not getting any sleep their staying up all night feeding the stove

[@horstlobers8444]

Alles Monster, die Schnecke am Traktor da kam mir richtig das Grauen, das Ding frisst dich auf, ist der Arm erst drin sind auch die Knochen Matsch, oh je !

[@robcotnam47]

The feller/cutter/splitters are about US$500K.

[@Eternalmachinery]

Thank you for presenting this profound exploration of modern agriculture machines. Your video not only educates but also sparks contemplation on the evolving dynamics of farming in the face of technological advancements. Your dedication to shedding light on these meaningful subjects is truly commendable.

[@HikaruKatayamma]

WTF? #2 is actually safe. And why are you calling these home made when most of them are commercially manufactured systems? F’ing click bait.

[@seshadric8939]

Not just that Sir, It has ability to destroy this Planet from GREENRY within Days Or Months. Mindless People.

[@justinbrown2093]

Would like to see how these machines would go on Australian hard wood , all the timber on here is straight grain soft wood

[@BionicRusty]

So satisfying to watch.

[@EEZYZEEY]

Пока смотрел два раза прослезился, такую древесину да в топку - да я тебя за это ......

[@Enfield-1853]

Show them splitting Sweet Gum.😮

[@tommyrussell1415]

Lol. Good luck with that awful stuff. Hydraulic splitters will do it, but not worth the effort to burn. Just roll it down a hill somewhere

[@user-so9xp1gc2m]

Most of these look fairly easy to build and would probably sell well but damn do they look like lawsuit magnets

[@pXnEmerica]

What no Kenny Loggins? Zone De Danger

[@probsteier1570]

Ich hab da nur 3 selbstgebastelten Maschinen entdeckt

[@andylindberg8616]

Yuri, where are your gloves?

[@joels7605]

#1 and #2 are good designs. Those are safer than using an axe or normal hydraulic log splitter. Nothing wrong there.

[@CIS101]

As of 10:54 that's cool, but can it also feed-in round pieces like tree trunks ?

[@andrejshamin1452]

Зазевался и сам станешь дровами или щепой... лучше никогда не держать раскалываемый пень рукой

[@FILM...ZEMLRNE]

положил и пусть колет

[@USSR1970]

Волков бояться- в лес не ходить!

[@user-xw4yx8hs4g]

Много тратится энергии на такие дрова.