1950's Diners

[@dylives7667]

_"We serve everyone here. Except, 1 type of person."_ It is the 50's indeed.

[@georgepig5445]

You don't know do you?​@@vinnyrussomanno5357

[@AntonioWright-oi8cp]

​@@vinnyrussomanno5357nahh bro they mean black people💀

[@apupthatdraws1001]

@@vinnyrussomanno5357bro slept through history class and the 3 units on segregation

[@randombonapartist]

@@vinnyrussomanno5357 there were like 4 trans people in the 50's. the idea wasn't even in peoples heads. edit: guys, i get it, you dont have to explain to me the history of trans people for the 5000th time.

[@ValtheFemboy]

​@@vinnyrussomanno5357what are you even talking about

[@blank.8035]

“except for one type of person..😐” IS WILDDDDDD

[@benkeixx]

That’s what I’m sayin’ lmao

[@ammonalldredge3495]

I mean, back then, it was very true

[@TheBrainRotCenter]

​@ammonalldredge3495 in my local subway it still is. I love owning a franchise 😎

[@Johnny_le_patriote]

Is he talking about black people?

[@Sirhc_B8207]

​@@Johnny_le_patrioteI'm not sure if it's black people or communists, probably black people tho

[@MyNameIs_Jacob]

“On the double! YyOœÖêòÿ!”

[@Joshua429]

441 likes and 0 comments let me fix that

[@JaxonHumphrey-lw1gs]

Yêėęěĕẹēêøôý

[@Robin_622]

😂

[@FancyBreadSticks]

​@@Joshua429 your comment is unoriginal af

[@Joshua429]

@@FancyBreadSticks well is it my job to make it original?

[@ij1376]

Historical trivia i didn't know until recently: ice cream bars became a huge thing as a response to the lack of normal bars during the prohibition era.

[@The3LetterAgency]

You know what's even funnier? To this day, we have vaults filled with billions of pounds of cheese because we had too much milk at the time.

[@ij1376]

@@The3LetterAgency the US government has cheese for the end times. 🧀

[@leslielandberg5620]

I think that’s enough misinformation for my day lol back to the real world!🙁

[@The3LetterAgency]

@@leslielandberg5620 are you slow?

[@taraloveslife798]

😂😂😂​@@The3LetterAgency

[@NikoTGC]

I never seen SpongeBob so real and human.

[@garfieldfan925]

What about the Big Birthday Blowout with JimBob?

[@deandredi]

SO TRU lmfao

[@wilderac2250]

What about in that Broadway musical from a few years ago

[@Crystalkitzoku]

I was about to comment that

[@Crystalkitzoku]

​@@wilderac2250holy moly i loved that one

[@rocky3027]

Little did he know, he'd be drafted for Vietnam

[@kermitthefrog7028]

🦫

[@Snipergoat1]

His anachronisms are for comedy but dude. First Vietnam lottery was 1969. By that time this dude would be in his 30's with a wife, a dog and 2.7 kids. He'd be looking at hippies wondering what was wrong with kids these days.

[@Walkwitdatstick]

@@Snipergoat1 2.7? What happened to the .3???

[@mikethedude571]

@@Snipergoat1he coulda went to korea if its early 50s and if its mid late 50s he could have enlisted.

[@jasonshink6589]

@@Walkwitdatstick that was probably the average guy

[@naturallynari21]

“We sell everyone EXCEPT one type of person” on behalf of that błáćk delegation we appreciate your comedic honesty 😂

[@Baldwin-iv445]

This type of comedy should honestly be more common

[@Broncos_Prodz_101]

We only serve every person, except one type of person 💀

[@madden8021]

RACISM

[@CyanSen6]

N

[@HebiHouse]

Yeah the Dutch.

[@600rrwheelieopjemoeder3]

@@HebiHouse Je kk mams

[@heavenly2k]

​@@CyanSen6 no. Cease your existence

[@danielito3028]

“he beats me severely” BRO CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

[@adryeanathaboe7700]

😂😂

[@Coll.in2405]

SAME😭

[@beveragebrit]

All I could think of was "My father used to punish me severely"

[@co2mikokyo990]

😂😂

[@michaelcarroll8039]

same here dude

[@You_should_AltF4]

“On the double YOIIE” bruh that is perfection

[@RayNumber2]

LOL

[@DJeaoh]

i was looking for your comment lol

[@mintchocxlate7154]

Yea

[@william44011]

@@RayNumber2 Have you ever made something an idol, used God’s name as a cuss word, disobey your parents, murder (God views hate as murder), lusting, stealing, lying, wanting something another has that isn’t rightfully yours? Doing so we violating the law, which is sin, and because of sin there is a punishment…If a serial killer like Ted Bundy tells a judge of all the good things he’s done for society do you think the judge would let the serial killer off free? The same is with us; we’ve committed such crimes against God that we are separated from God forever; we are punished by suffering Hell for eternity, a place with no hope for us. But God loves us so much and with all his heart that he gave his only Son, Jesus Christ, to this cursed world to be crucified on the cross. (John 3:16-17) Now anyone who accepts Jesus Christ, God’s Son, as their Lord and Savior and believes he rose from the dead the third day will be saved from eternal damnation in Hell and live in Heaven in paradise with him forever. Many will choose to follow Satan, whether it be because they think they won’t succeed otherwise or won’t have any joy or friendships, but he will soon reveal himself as a murderer and a liar as he was since the beginning and he will curse all his followers as he cursed God and all of Satan’s followers will be cased into ever burning Hell. Don’t believe this lie I too believed in! Our God is a loving God full of compassion, yet he is a righteous God with righteous judgment. (Matthew 13:41-42)

[@ClaustrophobicDreamZzz]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@benjaminmorris4962]

Plot twist: They don't serve politicians

[@gewishworm4724]

Nah dude this was the 50's. People loved politicians for whatever reason.

[@camiiii31]

nah they he meant the commies! lol :P

[@sovithesecond3975]

Guys they obviously meant criminals, of course you're not going to serve a criminal!

[@TPRM1]

Well, maybe not Obama.

[@thebigsad5402]

​@@gewishworm4724Because politicians were real people and not paid corporate old fucks back then

[@DairyDoofchannel]

If SpongeBob was a human

[@Malazar77]

I don't remember SpongeBob being racist

[@DairyDoofchannel]

@@Malazar77 I wasn't talking about that part

[@Perdix64]

@@Malazar77he’s talking about Sheldon J Prankton.

[@Thegamefanrmmrrm]

​@zackhunter5646is a kid show for children and watch!

[@Juicyhan1523]

Bud Lancaster really does sound like a 6 man football star from 1955

[@FetusFight]

Needle back*

[@v4v819]

He's referencing an actor...

[@Tonyrd3000]

@@v4v819 The actor is Burt Lancaster

[@v4v819]

@@Tonyrd3000 Hence the reference...

[@Kriptickhaos]

im just surprised 6man actually existed

[@Theironbloodcommander]

Proceeds to pay off college over the summer

[@CommanderOfMicroplastics.]

Umm... bro sorry to interrupt your dad's funeral but thats something you were never able to do edit: (Stop fighting chat, we move on, but am still right, minimum wage was a dollar back then and 2k was 20k back then, get a grasp children. you could go back to the roman era and I WOULD STILL BE RIGHT

[@DelGTAGrndrs]

@@CommanderOfMicroplastics.incorrect

[@ExiledAssassin55]

@@CommanderOfMicroplastics. you're just wrong

[@jacksonshively9877]

@@CommanderOfMicroplastics. College was only like 2k back in the 60s.

[@Blakezilla594]

And save up enough for a house within a couple years with the caveat of getting mesothelioma 20 years later from asbestos

[@BigPissGuy]

“Damn my throats sore” “Oh here man have a cigarette”

[@ironiso411]

Look at the optimism of this fella, send him to Korea

[@depressedglub32]

“We serve everyone here except one type of person”💀💀 that shit was wildddd 😭 but he’s definitely spot on

[@susboi9804]

I mean we gotta be realistic right?

[@depressedglub32]

@@susboi9804 yeahhh we definitely gotta keep it authentic

[@UNO279]

@@susboi9804word 💀

[@gamezone65]

​@@depressedglub32"gotta keep it authentic''💀

[@bigress4300]

Tbh even though i felt like i knew what he was talking about I kinda wish he was more specific on the type of person

[@mayricx3442]

"43 for a nickel!!" really puts things in perspective 💀

[@PTSayoriD]

"Cause your dollar ain't sh*t" -Oliver Anthony

[@tylerboothman4496]

​@@PTSayoriD *Sips secret Bud Light* - Kid Rock

[@brodyonhotspot5719]

​@@PTSayoriDand its taxed to no end

[@mysteranonymous7773]

Printing go inflation brrrr

[@spiegeltn]

My dad bought a new corvette for 1500$ in the 50's

[@THEHORRORISINSANE]

“I need a Egg Cream, a Banana Split, a Vanilla Fudge Sundae,a pair of Wax Lips, and a Orange Cream Pop on the double! YOOOIIIEEHH” got me rolling on the floor Edit: this is my record for my amount of likes gotten

[@urboyluke_]

No it didn’t.

[@Mrcherrypicker]

@@urboyluke_🤓🤓🤓

[@joshuadelafuent3]

@@urboyluke_ I was there. It actually did have them rolling on the floor. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@AllenBalsmeier]

​@@joshuadelafuent3 bruh

[@SlashvsAdamSadler]

Do you feel special ?

[@regdogg]

You know it’s far back when they say “steady” rather than “dating”

[@Bite_Me3]

The blind enthusiasm is so 50’s 😂😂 excellent work

[@haywardcabullyz]

How ? He’s acting like a 5 year old “ so 50s “

[@steppathegoat276]

a

[@claythesimppX3]

​@@haywardcabullyz yea- people did have happy emotions back then even if they were adults what-

[@SpecterNeverSpectator]

​​@@claythesimppX3not really, depression is neither new nor an invention.

[@Elutai]

@@claythesimppX3did we not watch the same video? He wasnt happy he was acting happy because he had too act like he was enthusiastic or else he’d get beat no one in history has ever been enthusiastic about working a food place

[@demongrave6666]

"bud lancaster" is such a perfect 1950s name

[@Jo_Wardy]

So American 🇺🇸 50s when everything was so American it hurt. Also Lancaster was a British bomber

[@hardcaselj111]

We should bring it back

[@AFanOfCinema]

@@hardcaselj111The only thing worth bringing back from the 1950s

[@RaccAttack77]

@@AFanOfCinemaI dunno, I think we need a resurgence of 1950s style diners too. Other than the whole “not serving one type of person” obviously. Also the prices being that low would be nice too 😛

[@skibooski6884]

Sounds like a legendary highschool football player that got drafted and died

[@Rockit497]

Wtf... did he have a seizure??🤣🤣 "On the double! YOIHOGNHNG!"

[@djnotbuggy]

“On the double YEOIY”

[@uncletrashero]

"except ONE type of person... big yikes lol

[@eliowen5759]

As a black dude it’s funny tho cuz he knows the line and doesn’t cross it 🔥

[@uncletrashero]

@@eliowen5759 ^

[@crinklyonion1410]

Yeah, no one would ever serve nerds, that’s not cool.

[@antiglassesgang]

Clearly better times

[@Spewingmephiticputridity]

He’s talking about jews

[@antares56]

i love how it goes from jolly nostalgia to dark reality.

[@nathanseper8738]

That sums it up perfectly.

[@toffeenut1336]

Bit of a stretch using “reality.” Funny how people, who never lived during the 50s declare it as the worst, yet those, who actually did live during the 50s (even blacks), said it was the best.

[@Me-sl8fx]

@@toffeenut1336i don’t think they said it was the worst

[@cm6string]

@@toffeenut1336facts

[@Erik_Ochoa013]

@@toffeenut1336Exactly. Literal videos of life in the 50s yet people say they’re fake or just brush them aside. Of course those same people are subverted to begin with so there’s that. If you know what I mean then you know.

[@atmac2162]

“… On the double *creams his pants*”

[@mrchimpinski1411]

I'll be honest I kinda miss the atmosphere in restaurants like these

[@lawrencescales9864]

You miss them serving everyone but one type of person? 💀😂

[@mrchimpinski1411]

@@lawrencescales9864 I miss how coca cola was a nickel

[@ausername7470]

​@@lawrencescales9864 how the hell do you only focus on that but nothing else. 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@wynonabites]

we can still achieve this... we're missing the whimsy.... we need the whimsy back

[@frozenuruguayball6436]

Tbh besides the racism I really liked the 60s atmosphere, the cars, the diners, the optimism for the future it was nice

[@e39shady]

bro raised a family and bought a 4 bedroom home with this job

[@GUX641]

facts

[@DoomJoy666]

As it should be

[@Unrealenting]

Now it’s a “HigH SchoOler joB BrO”

[@lucianoromero777]

And his wife still cheated on him and told him he needed to be the one footballer In high school

[@mrsandman1274]

Payed it off in less than 5 years too.

[@ItalianGeoNerd]

“On the double YOOIIING!!” That really made me crack up 😂😂

[@TOURGRLXOXO]

BYE 😭

[@HeWhoMaims]

I died laughing 😂😂😂😭😭😭🪦💀

[@user-ze9rh9ts3t]

Haha crack, like the crack the CIA was spreading to predominantly African American low-income neighborhoods during the 80s.

[@anthonyracaniello4082]

Hahahahaha

[@Femboygayming69]

this comment made it way funnier

[@41bengal]

Heard Bud was the best needleback in state

[@TexanChristianConservative]

heard he went to Wisconsin State and became an all-star

[@powderworks79]

Love the borderline psychotic energy of this poor chap 😂 This will keep me giggling all day! Thank-you so much! Absolute gold 👏

[@richardsmith7230]

When you said "he beats me severely " I really tasted the cheese in my cheetos

[@BraydenDoes_Stuff]

HAHA What?

[@Pamela-fx6cj]

😂😂😂😂

[@whyamihere6522]

Fascinating

[@hueiehieiu]

i tasted the racism in my oreo

[@sunnydrop1496]

i really tasted the lime in my takis

[@titan_454]

“If I work hard enough dad says he will pay me for my labor” real

[@benygames7399]

you saying hourly pay isnt pay?

[@newsoup833]

​@benygames7399 What are you on about

[@benygames7399]

@@newsoup833 the thing was the father was going to give him a salary if he worked hard enough therefore implying that hourly pay isn’t pay.

[@LilFantano]

@@benygames7399 hes trying to say he doesnt get paid at all

[@benygames7399]

@@LilFantano bruh. 😂

[@TaylorFanatic69]

this is basically what Moral Orel is

[@RaijuEdits42]

POV: When Johnny B Goode Plays On The Radio

[@user-nl3xw4gg7m]

POV: When “Lollipop”, “Sh-Boom” and “Mr. Sandman” play on a jukebox.

[@malicethe1stlegend294]

"....he beats me severely" Had me rolling harder than it shouldda

[@deedistarlight7177]

Same 😭 it’s the way he said it but it shouldn’t be funny 😭 😂

[@nolan3312]

Sent him too

[@TheCameraMan6223]

Had him rolling too on the floor

[@alivetoadstool1289]

Bet the beatings had him rolling like that

[@partyshoes2917]

I'm sure he learned some discipline and how to be a man after each beating 🤣🤣🤣

[@out_of_the_BOX]

"On the double YooOOOiy!" 💀💀💀

[@Evan_Moore61]

That gets me every time. 😂

[@Yukeena]

That part made me lmfao!

[@Wetknees]

I probably watched that part 15 times

[@alfiemarie]

thats soooo 60s hahahaha

[@tjenadonn6158]

I don't know why, but that "YoooOOOiy!" just might be the funniest sound I've ever heard someone make. We need to make it the new Wilhelm Scream.

[@a.true.raider924]

..."Needle Back"... I can't stop🤣

[@triprpc01]

"43 for a Nickle" lmaooo that one got me good

[@jonbond7447]

“we serve everyone except for one type of person” 💀

[@htx_locowedo]

That’s literally all people think of when they think of the 20th century. Their minds have been wired and programmed to think of everyone who isn’t white as god. Sure, racism is awful, no one should be shunned because of their culture or the color of their skin. But the jokes get old, fast.

[@Spewingmephiticputridity]

The communists duh

[@Ted_k420]

I think they’re referring to a different group 😅

[@goose_president5504]

It's the n-

[@sebastianmosqueda5959]

...Asians?

[@apparenltysomebody8965]

Bud Lancaster is the most 50s name I’ve ever heard in my life

[@calcium-is-good]

REAL that’s what I’m thinkin

[@goldalien2016]

I've never met anyone named "Bud" in the current day and age, though... Was it short for something or just a name that isn't popular anymore? Does this mean "Bud Light" beer is called what it's called becuase that was the creator's name?

[@mauroyanniccari3473]

@@goldalien2016 terence crawford. nicknamed "Bud". an undisputed world champion boxer from this era

[@goldalien2016]

@@mauroyanniccari3473 Oh, cool! I didn't know about that, thanks for the information dude!

[@upside93]

I'ma name my kid bud. No one is bud anymore and it's kinda a cool name.

[@tyrrell203]

"On the double ŷŏĩÿņ!"

[@chrisbaldwin8293]

“On the double yeoooooingggg”

[@MXALOVE]

"43 for a nickel" is crazy. If I went back in time with 100$ I could feed an entire town.

[@funnfungusie9622]

When he says that, does it actually mean 43 bottles for a nickel or is it some weird saying

[@abbylarose8740]

@@funnfungusie9622it’s a statement on inflation. It’s an exaggeration

[@funnfungusie9622]

@abbylarose8740 Ok just to make sure. Thanks. I wasnt sure if it was a joke or a saying.

[@panzerfury6579]

That'd be the equivalent of $1258 dollars in 1950, which would buy you 1,090,480 Coca-Cola beverages, which have a value of about $3,260,535.20 today, assuming both are 12oz cans.

[@Atia.M]

@@panzerfury6579😨

[@TheMetrescher]

That kid had a salary equivalent to about $50k today.

[@psychopompous489]

He had a salary equivalent to about $0 today.

[@deltazero7012]

​@psychopompous489 nah my grandpa grew up in this Era, they'd make enough to buy a car in a month because everything was dirt cheap. A teenager eith a steady job could do a lot, even if they were only making a couple bucks a day. The minimum wage was like 75 cents an hour. But you could get a movie ticket for a nickel, a meal for 50 cents, a tank of gas for a dollar or two. Do all of that and still have half your days pay to save.

[@TsarofScars]

@@deltazero7012 the joke is that his dad wasn't paying him lmao

[@tshnow6619]

@@deltazero7012 working fast food absolutely not…

[@tshnow6619]

@@deltazero7012 cars were cheaper but the rate of everything is still almost identical. Cars have gotten more expensive tho so i guess maybe if you bought a shitbox u could afford it.

[@rturae]

That ending though 👏

[@Ghost_world666]

Pov every fallout restaurant before 2077

[@zekenotech]

"Except one type of person." The god damn IRISH

[@V2011F]

Yeah we'll take everyone else but we wont take the Irish

[@ausername7470]

In the 50s oh yeah my family was discriminated against heavily.

[@TheChair-516]

Average British pub

[@marir.s3620]

Irish, blacks, greeks, italians, slavs... Just like that family guy video said!

[@sailorstar3148]

@@marir.s3620 Dang not only that they hate people of different races, but also if we’re in ethnicities too even though they are white.

[@michaelhill2931]

Bro you are hilarious.... " we serve everyone here, except for one type of person"... Had me dying 😂😂

[@Itsnoahscott]

Black

[@mattlu5493]

Lol

[@lucascoval828]

And for no reason. No reason at all.

[@ProjectMaelstrom]

@@lucascoval828 what do you mean for no reason ? you dont need reason at all get serious.

[@desu38]

@@lucascoval828 I think they explained in school for a while, but _some people_ didn't like that.

[@nattananchunbunluesook8474]

“On the Double YOÆ” -Goofy

[@InDebtCassius]

“ON THE DOUBLE _yOoOiiNgg!!”_ 💀💀

[@Shockguey]

"And here's a pack of smokes for the lady, What's that you say? Shes Pregnant? Oh well then we have Lights too, here you go."

[@jakescott6426]

Pregnant you say? Well gosh darn, she'll be smoking for two.

[@alexhoughton3305]

You're pregnant? I'm sorry, ma'am, they're on the house

[@KM____________]

ice cream sundae with a pack of camels on top

[@nczioox1116]

​@@jakescott6426😂

[@Lardbeane]

"Heres another on the house for ya little one"

[@Vortexvek009]

43 for a nickle is so true bro

[@AntenneSatellit]

What does that mean? 43 Bottles of coke for a nickel? Or is that an expression of sorts? Non native english speaker here

[@Zorbiii]

@@AntenneSatellithe was exaggerating bc cokes were so cheap then

[@allenreckin3184]

I wish this was still true in the modern day damm inflation

[@debrickashaw9387]

@@Zorbiii back when salaries scaled with worker productivity

[@wildfire9280]

@@debrickashaw9387 Shhh, that’s now communism. …even though that’s how it worked when we hated it more. Don’t question it.

[@sovietproductions7362]

The “YoUoUoying” is me on sugar

[@literal_f22]

"he beats me severely" 💀

[@shakimmccollum2764]

This is literally SpongeBob In real life 😌

[@aceman0000099]

Yeah they're mighty racist at the Krusty krab

[@honeypie2970]

FR XD

[@shakimmccollum2764]

@@aceman0000099 they say that one type of client can't swim so it's all good 😂

[@InsaneLaughter01]

Omg my god. I just caught that!

[@frownyclowny]

I was about to say that!😊

[@JamesMEastley]

That waiter had a 4 bedroom house with 3 acres and supported a family of 5. The home was purchased for $21,000. He also had a substantial savings. Today his property is worth 2.7m

[@jasonshink6589]

Yup. His property isn't his anymore the government took it bc his grandchildren working at the same diner couldn't even afford 1/4 of the taxes for that property now with their wage. Sold it by parents split used to buy houses. The grandkids then are left apartment living or 40 year old virgin living at home in today's world

[@flintlol5166]

@@jasonshink6589huh? So they’re dumb?

[@jasonshink6589]

@@flintlol5166 sure thing Biden

[@jasonshink6589]

@@flintlol5166 obviously you can't comprehend anything from all the brain washing that things are 10 times more expensive yet wages have only went up 1.5 times the amount they were 20 years ago. Land here is 10k an acre where it was only 1k same area 20 years ago. Yet the same job I had 20 years ago doesn't pay 10 times the money. It knly pays 1.5 times more. You are getting screwed 8.5 times over what ppl were 20 years ago and you defend the shit. Pure washing of your medula

[@Harsh-tf9he]

​@@flintlol5166 how are they dumb?

[@chrissyswifey]

“except one type of person” is wild 💀

[@Monkeynamedzandybands]

“On the double! *body roll* Yoœēooooê!” Had me on the floor

[@briannamartinez2497]

"On the double! 😩Yooooing😩" 💀

[@brainax1941]

"On the double"🤓😳😆😮"yoooooonin"

[@UhhhIDontKnowEither]

That made me laugh

[@qtea3.149]

WHAT IN THE SPONGEBOB

[@randomgaming9445]

"Woahhhh, this Coca-Cola has me WIRED! What the hell are they putting in this stuff?"

[@jamesschultz1111]

Yeeeooooœeee

[@waterlive]

This man feels like SpongeBob

[@TaylahCookie]

true and how do u have so many likes and no comments

[@waterlive]

@@TaylahCookie I dunno, I just type what I'm thinking.

[@CaptainRockoBD]

@@waterlivethat’s not what he asked.

[@waterlive]

@@CaptainRockoBD that is, me stating my thoughts was the answer. I made a statement and it's not like 100 people would respond with stuff like "Yeah."

[@TaylahCookie]

@@CaptainRockoBD It really is what I asked.

[@FRAMEWORKS_72]

He reminds me of the main character from The Book Of Mormon Play

[@wandanemer2630]

I really should listen to that!

[@zer0under4493]

"On the double, EEEEEOOOYYYYY!" 😂

[@PM-vb4od]

Rumour has it they didn't really take coke out the coca cola until the 60's

[@Gunship888]

Rumor has it they’re still putting just a dab into each batch… just to keep us hooked 😅

[@TrelliessRose]

Oh. Hahaha **slides baggie back into pocket** That explains the headaches, amirite?

[@DuckyTheFox]

They took it out in 1904...offically at least

[@Lucyhehe_]

theres enough of the other addicting white powder in it @@Gunship888

[@AHHHHHHHH21]

​@@Gunship888Well yes, they still use koca leaves for flavor, although not as concentrated

[@garychen7081]

Love how this puts all the 50s/60s/70s era romanticism into perspective lol

[@BLMacab]

this is 50s tbh

[@averynewtown2782]

Nah it's pretty clearly localized to a single type of diner

[@SpiralSine6]

“Oh yeah, the 50s were great… y’know, for people like *me* .”

[@wizdumb_and_valor]

Perviton

[@BLMacab]

blackwall street enters the chat before progressives stormed them@@SpiralSine6

[@James84800]

Its like Spongebob is alive- I want a friend like this guy, reckon he'd be a uplifting friend

[@Kirbo250]

“On the Double Yoiiiiiii” That his me off guard😭

[@Gatorraider]

I think we found our live action Philip J. Fry for Futurama.

[@PlatinumHustle]

😂😂

[@regis360q]

LOL

[@GorpaDorpOrp]

Wait, hold on, you might be on to something

[@brown5uggaDugga]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@imstupidbut]

more like simpsons

[@steventownsend6138]

“He beats me severely” was a silent cry for help 😂😂

[@lawyerreactsnotthemoon85]

Just the Facts 😂

[@whoknowswhocares885]

From the stories I heard of 50s diner I doubt this place would be a buffer from an abusive father. My elder relatives who were kids in this era always said the diners, especially in the city got violent when high school class was dismissed for the day. Usually brawls would break out, gangs were formed in places like this. Also the spot was used for high schoolers to get laid. In bars like this there wasn’t racial segregation, I was told it rarely got violent between races. Mostly because bets were put on the high schoolers fighting each other when one broke out for reasons never specific and that entertainment was more a distraction from the racial differences.

[@samblood4309]

Lmao

[@JesusDoBem666]

@@whoknowswhocares885diners were bar like in the past ?

[@BlackFlagHeathen]

“We serve everyone, except for one type of person” God damn they were really going for realism here. 💀💀💀

[@NWF007]

😂

[@goldenerkese]

Bro turned into claptrap with “He beats me severely”

[@zombsonp3017]

"We serve EVERYONE well... except one type of person"

[@greentoasterfish7772]

Communists, obviously

[@unovasfinest2623]

@@greentoasterfish7772*sad communist noises* :(

[@veythegay]

@@unovasfinest2623 *pat pat*

[@angelyanez6658]

Minorities

[@Scalpelled]

@@angelyanez6658*Cartman voice* 🎶Minorities🎶

[@ExtraThiccc]

Bro was making the equivalent of $26 an hour, combined with college being $2k ($26k today) and a house being $4k (52k today), kid could raise a family on that salary

[@CallmeRexy]

Minimum wage was 0.75¢ an hour in the 1950s which would be the equivalent of making 5$ today

[@nikosze2825]

Where you finding houses for 52k????

[@ExtraThiccc]

@@nikosze2825 that's the price of a home in the 50s, $4000 which would be $52k today. Houses today are massively over-inflated in price, rarely going below $500k

[@magnarcreed3801]

@@ExtraThiccc True. Try small towns.

[@atomic747]

@@magnarcreed3801 How small we talking?

[@nogoodcontentallowed8509]

more accurately "we serve everyone here, except everyone who isnt one type of person"

[@chadswiney4035]

I'm a messed up man... "He beats me severely..." HAD ME ROLLING 😂😂😂

[@highturtle146]

The 1950's era house wife about to discover cocaine: There's just gotta be something for my underlying depression!

[@thesinfultictac5704]

Or Valium. A lot of housewives were on it

[@stephjobs5755]

😆😆😆😂 oh so true...

[@oscarlove4394]

wasn't the 1950's the time that one dude drove around in a van offering frontal lobotomies to housewives as a 'cure for malaise'.

[@koDaffi]

Cocaine was illegal way before the 50s. It was Valium and Dexedrine. Valium was "Mother's Little Helper".

[@burningphoneix]

"No one was EVER happy back in the day. We have it so much better now. Take your SSRIs, honey"

[@Inky5]

"when i was your age i only had 3.50$! And you know what i did!? I got married bought a house and raised a family!" -Richard Watterson

[@toffeenut1336]

Then women joined the workforce and f*cked it up, like they’ve done everywhere else.

[@iriswildfire7355]

And then I put the extra doller in the bank -Richard Watterson

[@derekzaleski3143]

& $30 an hr nowadays is just scraping by somehow.

[@Savannah-1006]

"he beats me severely" you okay buddy???! 💀

[@margueritebonnie3757]

I need to see bloopers of this man 😭

[@CarmelLiburdi]

YES

[@ErinTheStrong]

Absolutely!

[@jadenhancock]

Yes

[@everythingpizzaandknuckles6268]

I like to imagine he literally doesn't have inhibitions, so he can stay completely in character and do everything in one take

[@dented_riddles9967]

AGREED

[@wileyt1200]

"he beats me severely" had me laughing

[@Tie_Rod_End]

737 likes and no reply’s? Tie rod ends gotchu

[@wileyt1200]

the heck, when i get dis many likes. also thank you for your service /"@@Tie_Rod_End

[@MakeshiftGamingYT]

I want to say it’s a reference to oversimplified but it probably isn’t

[@Chonkems]

Well yeah, gotta keep em in check, pardner.

[@jennajackson6305]

So freakin cute! I love his energy and the ambience of this diner. It fits the 50s for sure.

[@danktyrant420]

At least he called them people

[@vero_vento]

You forgot the damaged lung from all the smoking in diners part.

[@ugxsan]

That doesn’t show up til 20 years later. This kid would have no idea, yet.

[@MajoroTom]

don't forget the asbestos

[@Elohim100]

I see people who are complete chimneys and still outlive all the non smokers. Fear mongering.

[@senkuo5039]

@@Elohim100 bro are we really out here saying that smoking doesnt damage your lungs? sure there are smokers who live a long time but those are the exception, not the rule. thousands of tests and even autopsies of smokers show that (who knew) ingesting carcinogens and smoke directly into your lungs is insanely bad for you. people like you are the reason why people are getting measles again. think you know so damn much but in reality youre too stupid and egotistical to admit you don't know everything so when someone lies to you in a way that you understand you just take that at face value because of course "the reasoning i understand must be the one that is true, right?"

[@rocketduck44]

​@@Elohim100Lol, non smokers live on average more than 10 years longer. You're seeing the outliers.

[@ayyLumao]

Bud Lancaster is the most 1950s jock name ever

[@SomnusLucisCaelum]

Peggy Meninger too, I can picture her perfectly in my head with her short hair curled inwards, long plaid plated skirt, high white socks, black and white sneakers and a sweater 😂😂

[@samiamaricain]

Spongebob really said "on the double Yoyeeeeeiiii"

[@-chloe-8728]

the random mccarthyism is so perfect

[@Creature665]

"What do I look like, a pansy? OF COURSE I WANT CIGARETTTES ON THAT SANDWICH!"

[@fjv1074]

Lmao

[@SomeGuyWithABlueMask]

This is a quote from somewhere, I just know it

[@captainweekend5276]

@@SomeGuyWithABlueMask Pretty sure it's from a family guy cutaway gag.

[@bearworldwide101]

Some lucky strikes on that liverwurst sandwich 😂

[@_jovian]

@@captainweekend5276 yup, donut steak sandwich

[@ElizabethGray-ol1bq]

"If I don't finish tidying up Pops'll send me to the hospital.....He beats me severly" 😔😭 I feel so bad

[@toffeenut1336]

If he was my mine I’d severely beat him too.

[@taylorbechstein1681]

Dude you're so good at these sketches😂😂this one is Mt most recent favorite

[@snowycadet1714]

"Six man football team" Poor ass city💀

[@Soba_0]

"On the double!! Y'OUEEY!"

[@firstcanonkill1767]

Thank you for putting that noise into a word I had no idea how to 😭

[@Soba_0]

@@firstcanonkill1767 no problem lol

[@MartinMcfly85]

Peggy and Bud are Defiantly a 1950's teenage couple name lmao

[@yoinki_sploinki]

“ON THE DOUBLE, YI😩🥵EE”

[@wiisalute]

Imagine waking up in an apocalypse, thisd be the first thing you see

[@komos3719]

"YOOOIIEE" killed me

[@leopoldstotch7721]

Are you 12? That’s the only way someone could actually find this funny

[@komos3719]

@@leopoldstotch7721 man go hate somewhere else I'm not here to lose my vibe

[@YourLordAnon]

​@@leopoldstotch7721You're the type of person that is better seen than heard.

[@leopoldstotch7721]

@@YourLordAnon sorry y’all like child humor.

[@starpaw9767]

@@leopoldstotch7721 Sorry you dont like childs humor.

[@maxdondada]

“We serve everyone except for one type of person” 💀 Dead

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

Communists?

[@LookingGlass69]

@@Lobsterwithinternet Communists.

[@AnthonyBlamthony]

@@LookingGlass69nah it was the 50s minorities was number one

[@Plutonian-t5f]

​@@AnthonyBlamthonyehh more like ni-

[@Que.1637]

@@Plutonian-t5fhere’s an n word pass finish the word

[@Nuclearoption420]

“If i don’t tidy up, Pops will send me to the hospital…. He beats me severely.” got me dying.😂😂

[@batmanyd]

He beats me severely… 😂😂😂

[@Just_An_Observer]

'He beats me severely.' This hit us over the head with a chair

[@goldalien2016]

Except it was your son, and you were in a bathtub, right?

[@Just_An_Observer]

@@goldalien2016 what the fuck does this mean????

[@Fi6ment]

just like his dad! :)

[@D_6660]

​@@Just_An_ObserverSimpsons

[@CarbonatedCondensation]

Fr 😂