$2,000 WORTH OF AMAZON RETURNS

[@lillianreese7469]

James is having the time of his life

[@lmao-ev6nz]

His christmas presents in july

[@lildannyboi13]

Lillian Reese do people ever call you Lil Reese

[@nopenope7184]

He also became a blood

[@lillianreese7469]

Daniel Roman sadly no, I'm usually just called Lillian

[@p_eabean]

One man's trash is another man's treasure

[@YouPear3]

James: “Its a cookie jar! *gasp* There’s a whole family of them!” The most wholesome thing said on this channel. Ever.

[@kjdgroove]

next series: cow chop dumpster diving

[@HoboWithBacon]

honestly, it sounds like something they would do xD

[@SpaceFlye]

quickblood I wouldn't be surprised. There are actually whole channels dedicated to dumpster diving.

[@KStone208]

Thats what Aleks said...

[@DuskLegend]

That’d be great

[@CuddleCuttlefish]

That's basically the joke Aleks made at the end of the video....

[@TheEmilylynn64]

When James dropped the lava lamp it unleashed a curse into the alley that will haunt it for the next 159 years

[@ScottSavage-sh5fq]

No it a jini that grants no wishes cuz it was already used

[@fuzzygentleman9782]

😭

[@bradyward2177]

emily lynn That was top 10 saddest anime deaths

[@Kryptic670]

Why 159 years? Why not just make it 200.

[@TheKidNobodyNotices]

Kryptic670 the ghost has a doctor's appointment by then

[@Reflexqsclan]

“This ain’t real”

[@ScottSavage-sh5fq]

Its actually trash

[@kanjanken1245]

Wait...no...this is real...

[@kpdggg1642]

you thought that was so important to fucking take the time out of your day and write it down, fucking priceless

[@Reflexqsclan]

The Old Meam man me Yeah absolutely

[@m.j.8226]

Aqua Rebel Thank you for the SP7 tie in.

[@TehMapleDude]

If Aleks had bought this, james would be so mad xd

[@itzyan3221]

Magiichan like the 3d printer

[@Jerco2020]

That edit at 1:55 amazing

[@chillytoes]

Jeremy Gonzalez while I was watching I couldn't help but wonder how long it took to do that 2 second bit in editing lmao

[@ToriKo_]

Jeremy Gonzalez I fucking know right?

[@Pingevin1]

11:11 is nice, too

[@rhandycs]

its not all that hard as that camera was on a tripod they only needed a shot of the box not being there put that back in and considering cow chop has great editors most likely no more than a 5 minute job for them

[@sohnul]

Jeremy Gonzalez i actually thought he kicked it away

[@leah9819]

This video has the same essence as going to the Big Lots clearance section at 10pm

[@em_birch]

Them's good feels.

[@fives-_-3129]

Fuck your profile picture for real that's cringe

[@kerarri158]

james wilson whos a crip becomes a blood in a range of 5 minutes

[@slowetho8636]

Corrupted Save File exactly what i was thinking

[@phoenixup1293]

Sometimes you gotta change teams to stay alive

[@savionallen-harding7889]

I was thinking that exact thing

[@trevorvanmill]

He’s a crip again btw

[@Erick---]

This is like when James bought all that stuff from that lady’s yard sale

[@fordader7112]

James is a lvl 5 street performer by the end of the video

[@asdf852asdf]

James back is so destroyed and yet, he throws himself into a big pile of boxes, all for that KZbin Money

[@boomksaa3973]

i mean he wouldn't do that unless his back is ok right now

[@proopadoop]

those surgery bills gotta be paid somehow lmao

[@user-vb1qn7dg6z]

Don't worry, his fat stacks will act as a beautiful cushion underneath his disabled back.

[@xarolino]

one day james will make the show from a wheelchair and it will be glorious

[@ketomine.]

asdf852asdf I thought it got better

[@kuhneegit]

Hey guys remember when Brett hosted the Minecraft Machinima Hunger Games

[@cixcubed]

im gonna need a reminder on every video thank you

[@kuhneegit]

ArcherCLW I’m not letting anyone ever forget it

[@martindelgado1822]

Can I get a link to that video plz

[@Polaris_616]

Thank you for the reminder

[@CookieCrumbzz25]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pXavZqiCiLuChZY

[@iiiivv]

"$105" "that's really cheap" "plus $200 shipping" "that's... not so cheap"

[@StalwartShinobi]

Brett ordered the termite and bug killer for your ant problem!!!

[@Rabbachino]

How is it that every Cowchop video ends up with James laughing hysterically and Alecks questioning his life choices? It's this consistency that keeps me coming back

[@FryedPidgey]

Uhh James I wouldn't wear that bandana out in public. Stay safe lol

[@foxtrotjeff]

Don't they live in Los Angeles?

[@soobydoo6103]

6ix9ine

[@boomksaa3973]

why not ?

[@TheBrokenScale]

it's not the 90's, he wouldn't get shot for a bandana unless he goes out of his way for it

[@David-mb2fn]

connor there is still some gang violence in the areas

[@Blanksda]

4:26 "That was like, like the coolest thing you opened so far" 😂😂

[@diamondandgold4687]

Cowchop crew become hoarders

[@NorthSide_Jay]

James is just so full of life even if it's an act it's great to see

[@Bambingobongo]

Scrazy it’s not an act. He’s at a good period In his life

[@colourmesean]

From the title I thought they were going to return all the trash they bought from Amazon but no they bought more trash lol

[@gravelordniko4674]

8:40 till 8:47 was hands down the best part. Summarized every single amazon prime show ever.

[@HolographicPixels]

"There's a whole family of them!" So much excitement in one sentence.

[@justicemorales605]

Hello Traveler I see you have come back to the good ol days sit and enjoy this video as many others will

[@bud389]

You know, this is a real throw-away culture we've got over here, I'm glad to see Aleks and James putting these items to good use. Upvoted.

[@bwbdalek1]

I love that the episode of amazon james has had the most fun in is one with peoples already used shit

[@Xamor101st]

Noones gonna comment about the remarkable editing of ellens face at 4:46?!!! 😂

[@HermanManly]

"There's a fan outside? Call Brett so he can chase him off" Aleks with that no chill this episode

[@MrPlaymakerz69]

james always has that charisma

[@ElementalArcher]

And the watermelon slicer was shit and broke.

[@MANA98]

They should just leave all the stuff in the alleyway

[@ScottSavage-sh5fq]

MANA you mean their warehouse

[@ToriKo_]

Fwuerve more reason to do so

[@vegemooot3181]

the fact that we get to see the watermelon slicer being used before this video makes james opening it that much funnier

[@criminals]

9:41 When I am from Lithuania and I hear someone I watch and don't expect them to talk about my small country

[@devincrenshaw8223]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FREAKING DROPPED THE LAVA LAMP

[@wilsonhewett150]

That was so good

[@MylittMonster]

I love how happy and high energy they are!! Its a nice change in pace from their sad selves

[@Zoiskon]

And this history class is the last time we will ever see james in this set ever again.

[@coogan3714]

james progressively turns into a homeless pirate during this video

[@xarolino]

a dumpster pirate!

[@TheOdd]

My mum walked into my room as I was watching this, sat down and watched the entire video. I think we have a new Cow Chop fan and we definitely have a new James fan.

[@lordzanthartehallen8963]

I feel bad for that lava lamp.

[@zombibyte]

Lord Zanthar Teh Allen I actually felt sad. Is was the best thing out of all boxes

[@em_birch]

And he didn't even mean to break it is the worst part.

[@framez01]

Some day , philosophers will analyze cow Chop's videos as a true postmodern art example

[@Thinzy]

This isn't their set anymore, this is a literal back-alley.

[@MrAkoMango]

This is basically Charlie and Frank dumpster diving. Love it

[@PermadeathHD]

James looks like a blood half-way through the video.....

[@danbing856]

You mean my nigga 🅱️ames?

[@sheeesh404]

until he puts on a dress

[@lmtx45]

6:30 Good to see the Puerto Rican in James fully manifested

[@melon8523]

I thought james was gonna accidentally overshoot that jump

[@thelivingmeme9365]

James slowly turned into a Saints Row 3 character with the more stuff he put on lol I love it

[@carandwar]

LOVE YA DUMBASSES

[@yakka9768]

Watching James slowly become a 90's gangster

[@HOBGHOUL]

That's a real expensive pair of bongos.

[@threethirteen]

12:46 like a dystopian future of cow chop right there

[@eriksvids9094]

Well, we all know that watermelon slicer isn’t gonna last long.

[@jadenw-d5562]

4:25 CowChop in a nutshell. Also 6:30 major nostalgic Creature vibes from when James violently played the violin I think with Jordan and Gassy and stared deathly at the camera😳

[@p00ptart61]

8:30 james looks like every white girl from the early 2000's

[@AtrosYanass]

Wait did they edit make up onto Alek’s face at 4:49? 😂 that bit with the lava lamp killed me as well 😂😂

[@TetraSky]

RIP lava lamp, you were never appreciated.

[@morgan32]

James *Jumps on packages* Also James, two minutes later: It could be a bomb. I respect your life choices, James.

[@luckyduckymeli]

You know what they say! One mans trash is another mans tr...ash

[@ScottSavage-sh5fq]

darkleft0vers tr asher

[@spuxim2764]

James legitimately happy about the cookie jar family brings me joy lol

[@Jex2112]

Aleks: "There is a high crime rate in this city" - LOL, If he only knew...

[@MrAmunai]

i sneezed and accidentally skipped to 8:15, how did James become a Gang Member in a few minutes

[@caseyfury]

James is like an old puerto rican lady that hordes things

[@nextnexus6609]

half this video is just James being excited about random shit he finds in the boxes and the other half is Aleks being uninterested and wanting to be done lol

[@sirpeesalot1327]

James looks so cute in that dress thanks

[@Mary-qq7em]

(This isn't related to the video) I just wanted to say I'm really proud/impressed on how much you guys have changed. From a house, to a barn to a warehouse. You guys have upped your production value so much. And you as people have changed so much too, even the ones who don't work at cow chop right now as well. I love seeing people like Asher, Abbie and Alec in videos too. Thank you guys for all youve done! y'all have made me happy in times I couldn't be. Your videos never fail to make me smile and cheer me up when I just feel like shit. You guys have made a big impact on me and I'm sure other people as well. Keep up the good work guys! Also I'm sure you hear this kinda stuff a lot but I felt like just leaving a nice genuine comment

[@miltonwaddams3969]

"Call Brett so he can chase them off"

[@BurnoutFilmsHD]

This is like when Charlie and Frank go dumpster diving in It's Always Sunny

[@wdthrows]

1:38 James had a stroke i think

[@1NFERN0HD]

10,000 likes - 81 dislikes Ultimate Satisfaction

[@epicaza]

james and aleks should go on an episode of storage hunters

[@zydake8166]

I like this new show. I appreciate the money spent.

[@BeachSkies]

Cow Chop is hereby BLOCKED AND REPORTED for 11:00

[@Sage_String]

I love how much James seemed to enjoy this his smile gives me hope.

[@putrek9592]

I just realized the door has a gap underneath. Unsubbed

[@martinjez1]

Reported for offensive content

[@ketomine.]

Putrek all doors do

[@kakokapolei123]

8:46 I can’t get over James’s “ewww” lmao

[@LivinLikeLarrry]

3:49 "HolY SHit OhHHhhH" I'm baked asf and i had a mouthful of pop, not wanting to spit it all over my keyboard I held my mouth closed... It came out my nose and i think my eardrum is poped but that shit was rlly funny Tanks for reading btw it was pretty long

[@awfullyawkward4189]

James is so proud of himself. I love it.

[@luisandrade9575]

James is pulling out that 7.7 million I see.

[@cn8115]

12:46 Two homeless men playing music to feed their family in an alley during the Depression, 1930 (Colorized)

[@user-vb1qn7dg6z]

I wish my parents returned me

[@CapnDreDrea]

Streamer Aleks pls end me

[@ScottSavage-sh5fq]

Turned you back to walmart for some cash

[@boomksaa3973]

'yeah same

[@justseizurealeks]

Streamer Aleks send me back to the camp

[@ketomine.]

Streamer Aleks you may stream Fortnite but do you stream a good night kiss from your parents?

[@ThePhillydon22]

9 minutes in and James looks right at home in this setting.

[@geelen7829]

you two will not be the last

[@DamonProbably]

hopefully

[@colbyandbrennen3543]

James being happy about everything is so wholesome

[@juxibomb]

DUDE MY HOME COUNTRY IS LITHUANIA! AND I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!

[@juxibomb]

lol

[@zymeklis]

omagad sveiki

[@juxibomb]

OH MA GAWD THERE IS MORE LITHUANIANS WATHCING THIS AND NOT JUST ME! 😱😂😍

[@goldenboy9748]

So what is it?

[@Thnx4TheMemories1]

JuxiBomb oh shit hi same lmao

[@MrFredster100]

i love the joy in Jame's eyes

[@randomguyMN]

Alexis just wants to drink vodka

[@giannas1706]

actually really enjoyed this it was a nice change from the usual amazon plus i think james had the time of his life

[@yeksin6125]

good times man

[@saudikennedy]

this episode is actually very funny including James saying EEeeeWw 8:30

[@cesario1]

Real life loot boxes

[@Popyman51]

I loved this more than I can possibly describe. James's joy was absolutely infectious.

[@johnwolfenden7599]

"Amazon Loot Boxes"

[@Alex-qd6hk]

I love The way James said lemme see

[@VicariousNickk]

2024 gang

[@Simplystimulating]

These videos are amazing I should never stop watching cowchop again maybe it was a good thing because I have like 100 videos to binge watch now or something

[@rementus6680]

*cOMe OuTsIDE*

[@AlienGuy16]

0:45 "it could be a bomb" *immediately kicks box* lmao

[@AlienGuy16]

Usually don't reply to my own comments but holy shit I didn't know using asterisks make your text bold lol

[@ikonik4789]

im here too

[@ely610]

1:40 James is like my dad trying to explain why he wasn't there for most of my life

[@sheldonmckay9841]

ILY

[@BandGeek0811]

This is my favorite series. This spinoff right here.